The crypto greed index is at 90%. Why isn't Bitcoin crashing?

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Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:41:02 2020 No.23756143 [Reply] [Original]

The crypto greed index is at 90%. Why isn't Bitcoin crashing?

Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:41:28 2020 No.23756149

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a hairc0mb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the hairc0mbers start making more powerful hairc0mbs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the hairc0mb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the hairc0mb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the hairc0mb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the hairc0mb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The hairc0mb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's hairc0mb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the hairc0mb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why hairc0mb was inven.ted, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded hairc0mbs, release the original code, and lock down the hairc0mb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her hairc0mb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, ,then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all hairc0mbers make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:44:12 2020 No.23756194 >>23756149 fuck your haircomb tokens, I'm very depressed right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:44:14 2020 No.23756195 File: 29 KB, 480x318, 1509991623469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23756143

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:45:50 2020 No.23756222 >>23756194 kek, get fucked bobo

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:45:57 2020 No.23756227 File: 57 KB, 720x718, 1602285861377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23756143 Whats the matter, champ? Are you sad because no one cares about your gay little graph?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:47:42 2020 No.23756264 >>23756227 lol that image got me pretty good

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 08:50:09 2020 No.23756319 LOL please don't tell me you shorted right fucking now of all times.

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