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23756071 No.23756071 [Reply] [Original]

you're welcome for the pump kiddos

>> No.23756090 [DELETED] 

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a hairc0mb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the hairc0mbers start making more powerful hairc0mbs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the hairc0mb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the hairc0mb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the hairc0mb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the hairc0mb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The hairc0mb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's hairc0mb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the hairc0mb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why hairc0mb was inven.ted, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded hairc0mbs, release the original code, and lock down the hairc0mb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her hairc0mb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all hairc0mbers make it.

>> No.23756104

Thanks daddy Biden, take money from the trumptards and pump crypto

>> No.23756230
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>>23756071
lmao trump will still be president for the next 4 years. hope you enjoy the DHS sting faggot

>> No.23756250

>>23756230
I honest to God wish the deep state was real so it could round up and gas qtards.

>> No.23756288

>>23756230
lmao imagine believing this

>> No.23756299

>>23756090
Kys

>> No.23756404

the pump is because market had priced in democratic sweep, it didn't happen so he can't implement his most shitty ideas.

>> No.23756424

>>23756071
>>23756104
>>23756250
>>23756288

Reminder: Tranny shills have invaded pol and biz.

Trump won. Don't believe the disinfo.

Cheaters will be rounded up and executed.

>> No.23756447

>>23756230
You Qs need help. Truly. You're making my beautiful country look like retards. More-so than usual.

>> No.23756467

>>23756424
i dont know man it looks like he just list pennsylvania

>> No.23756591

>>23756071
Thank you uncle pedo

>> No.23756658

>>23756230
Lmaoing at you Hayden

>> No.23756701

>>23756424
ok Q

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Thanks daddy

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>>23756071
WE'RE RIDING WITH BIDEN NOW BOYS, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

>> No.23756872

>>23756071
thankyou for the pump sirs. very many gains my friend.

>> No.23756881

>>23756071
Trump fucking hates crypto. Fuck him. Les go now new day baby

>> No.23756896

Biden was the crypto candidate.

>> No.23756915

>>23756424
>Cheaters will be rounded up and executed.

Weird how the only people going to prison are Trumps criminal friends.

>> No.23756922
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.23756935

>>23756071
THANK YOU BASED BIDEN

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>>23756071
FINALLY, I'M WINNING, DAD

>> No.23756976
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>>23756071
>E-Emperor Biden sama... I kneel...

>> No.23756978

>>23756071
Thanks for tanking the dollar

>> No.23757342

>>23756230
You aren't crying hard enough.

LOUDER

>> No.23757906

>>23756090
red pill me on the quantum algorithm: why does she comb the hair?

>> No.23757912

>>23756071
who is that guy?

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23757930

How many have killed themselves yet?