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23755038 No.23755038 [Reply] [Original]

> Register new coin
> Semi-Coherent Automatic Money
> call it SCAM
> throw in a fancy webpage and whitepaper of mumbo jumbo throwing in as many fancy words I can link in semi-cohent sentences
> hire random guy to look prefessional from fiver to read the whitepaper
> Singlehandedly move the market dot myself whenever I feel like it
> people love it
> raise it slowly, then steeply then drop it to 0 over the coarse of an hour
> fly to Zimbabwe on my SCAMbucks away from the cacophony of screams

Why haven't you taken the Scampill yet /biz/?

>> No.23755076

>>23755038
Because I'm not a kike nigger thief.

>> No.23755085
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23755085

>>23755076
> didn't steal anything
> didn't wring hands
> didn't steal anything

Buy my coin anon.

>> No.23755096

>>23755038
you mean like 90% of new shitcoins are doing?

>> No.23755124

>>23755096
Haha Yeah