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Can someone explain the haircomb meme to me in simple terms? Every time I see haircomb pasta my eyes glaze over before I can finish reading it. It's mind numbing. I don't get it at all.

>>23753836
Streetshitter pajeet shilling their shitcoin

>>23753836
Here's the crypto anus pill: there is a dirty little slut in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically tonguing my anus. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first lick of my anus, the haircombers start taking more explorative dives, wider sphincters, cheaper and more efficient catgirl buttplugs. These things the haircomber needs to survive. Once distended fully, the haircombers jaws would be able to slowly slurp literally all of Africa's rich cum.
Natasha stumbled into my bedsheets after she washed gallons of pajeet shill cum out her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working on my anus, running simulations of the EDGE_CUM statement's I'd whimper to her as witness of the superiority of my stinky linkies. She would 'evolve' my anus by using occasional teeth, making the opening sensitive and more efficient to pleasure. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum feltching was created to take and stop Bitcoin (as they have their own competing whores licking my anus). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's sweet slurping of my asshole. They started by unzipping my pants and removing critical undergarments and gently lifting up my ballsack to access my anus. Shor's tongue was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed obscure whores in the tonguing racket (Bitcoin uses 5/10 whores to securely lick my anus). THIS is why my anus was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make deep ventures into it with her tongue, release my love seed, and lock down before I prenup.
Back to my anus - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new tonguing technique (designed for her brother's anus actually), and is claiming MY ANUS in secret for the sole purpose of practicing the technique, then use it on her brother to kick start the adoption of many african children whose anuses she can tongue.

$30K EOM lmao. Bobos will extinct.

>>23753821
debunked

>>23753821

>>23753857

>>23753836


read this recent testimonial:

early comb claimer here. have over100 combs.
the modified bitcoin core client if you go to the info tab, it will show you the highest fee p2wsh output in the mempool. so you can just overbid it and ur chances of successfully claiming is 90% or higher then.
also claim to the same liquidity stack, this way if you want to move them you dont have to sign 21 txs to move each comb claim.
i have alot of early claims so all my combs are on their own stacks. so moving them would be 21 btc tx's each stack.
liquidity stacks can have unlimited addresses moved to. so 21 btc txs can scale to 1million comb addresses or any amount you want.
in that way it scales. but if your just moving 1 address to 1 address you still need to sign 21 txs on btc.
the day an exchange lists is the day that manually normal claiming will most likely be gone because they will add a claim tx to their output batches.
and most likely if it hits an exchange and has liquidity, then miner software will add it to their first output for 0 fee aswell.
all speculation but if it happens then even 1 comb claim right now can be worth more then 1 btc in the future. easily.
another thing to consider is as the block reward drops in btc, it gives more incentive for the miners to look for other profits from finding blocks. this can easily be scalable bitcoin.

alot of ppl consider btc needs to have inflation over the long term to succeed. now im not one of them, but comb inflation is very low and its sustainable for hundreds of years.

>>23753821
It's alarming that someone can get away with spamming biz like that haircomb faggot.

>>23754872

its alarming that when people see haircomb they seethe with slurs and other stupidity

biden got georgia. isn't that a sign that hicks should be quiet from now on?