/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23752176

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was inven.ted, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>>23752176
This gives me joy

>>23752189
Beautiful levels of autism

>>23752189
that's literally RLC right now holy shit
NSMDO

>>23752176

>>23752176
This time will be different.

>>23752176
I wonder how he feels about Chainlink saving the elections in the US.

>>23752689
This is a suckers rally.

>>23752791
imagine if he just bought link without leverage.

why would you use leverage in fucking crypto of all places.

>>23752985
on one hand that's sad but on the other hand, MARGIN TRADING WITH YOUR WHOLE STACK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT.
CZ is drinking champagne bought with that anon's blood.

>>23752985
Wait, LINK dropped to 1/10th of a cent? man I was wasting my time with ETH and BTC when I should have sniped the LINK drop and then longed 125x futures.

>>23752985
this shit is why you only sell in halfs at most bizniggas.

>>23753108
CZ flash crashed it on Binance. When he launched the LINK/BTC pair he placed an ultra low order, and then 12 hours later or something made it impossible to place that sort of order, but didn't remove his own.
Then he bot crashed it to a fraction of a cent, sniping everyone's margin trades and taking everyone's LINK who had stop losses, I think about a million LINK total.
He's a complete fuckhead, I can't wait until DEXes and fair transaction ordering take his fucking lunch. Imagine being a literal billionaire and still scamming people.

>>23752176
It's better than nothing

>>23753197
Makes me ask why isn't he a wanted man and why do companies even bother with toys, movies, furniture instead of just going into crypto.
Crypto's yearly gains makes even multi national corporations seethe because of how little investment there is.

>>23752232
brutal

>>23753231
>Makes me ask why isn't he a wanted man
He lives in a hotel room. I would honestly take more pleasure from seeing him get Arthur Hayes'ed than I would from making another $100k

>>23753184
wisdom

>>23753197
I never forget that day.

What does it mean to be liquidated and why would anyone even take the risk?

>>23752176

Check the date

>>23753656
Wow an actual timetraveller

>>23752853
>If I use a x500 leverage then link going up $1 will give me like 100000 gorillion dolarinos! Imagine if it goes up $3!

>>23752189
I've been silently collecting similar fud posts that are made against a certain coin that is often discussed on /biz/ nowadays. I'll be spamming them heavily in a year or two for maximal tormenting of your souls.
Careful who you fud, anons. There are autists out there tracking every single post you make.

>>23753780
okay XSN shill

>>23753780
do this for uniswap as well please. it will be a thing soon.

>>23753695
that was such a fucking rough time to be all in LINK, kek. after that no other dump has hurt at all.

>>23753780
What is it anon , breadcrumb please good sir

>>23753925
Yeah I think we dumped like 90% in sats
Then first half of 2018 brutal again but the best threads and breadcrumbs. Good shit. Our hands are unshakeable

>>23753315
how new are you?

>>23752176
wen VALUE?

>>23753656
based af

>>23753231
Watch 'The China Hustle'

Chinese are notorious for pulling shit like this

>>23753205
the first 4 are the comfiest hold there is