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told my wife i've been buying bitcoin but in reality i've been buying heroin for the past 3 years and now after this spike she's asking questions bros what the fuck do i do

>> No.23747941

based
just overdose

>> No.23747974

>>23747941
Did you buy heroin WITH bitcoin though?
If that you are morally golden
(And financially ruined of course)

>> No.23747989

Tell her you got hacked.

>> No.23747998

Get a refund

>> No.23748004

>>23747923
I really hope this is larp

>> No.23748050

>>23747923

Hello, based dept

>> No.23748053

Explain to her the concept of shitcoins and tell her you lost it all.

>> No.23748113

i think shes suspicious because i cant give her an accurate number of how many coins we own anyway shes asking for receipts from binance is there any way i can fake them

>> No.23748114

>what do I do
more heroin

>> No.23748121

>>23747923
buy chainlink

>> No.23748145

>>23747923
>>23748113

^already made it (and my day)

>> No.23748174

The real revelation here is that normies are finally catching onto the BTC surge, that means we're in the awareness phase. Expect FOMO pump 25% minimum coming. Watch for dump.

>> No.23748175

>what the fuck do I do
Heroin, boss. MOAR SMACK.
It won't make her shut up, but you'll feel a whole lot better about basically everything.

>> No.23748189

>>23748113
>he shares his finances with the ball and chain
do you share a joint bank account as well where she has direct access to your income? fuck you're a cuck

>> No.23748206

>>23747989
>>23748114
>>23748050
This

>> No.23748210

>>23748113
OK so larp then. Good

>> No.23748212

>>23747923
>wife
ngmi

>> No.23748233

Homie sell the heroin

>> No.23748248

>>23747923
buy more heroin

>> No.23748259

Forgot the password. Problem solved.

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23748273

>>23748113
>we own

>> No.23748341

>>23748259
she knows the password but the two factor is on my phone

>> No.23748378

>>23748341
send your "wifes" tits or gtfo

>> No.23748412

>>23748378
fuck off faggot

>> No.23748421

>>23748341
you share a bank account and she has all your passwords. my god how you even managed to hide your supposed heroin addiction all this time is a miracle

>> No.23748442

>>23748004
same bro

but having known so many heroin addicts I wouldn't be surprised

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23748447

>>23747923
So this is what the average bobo looks like

>> No.23748460

Deserve the inevitable divorce rape

Imagine the money you could've had not bring a degenerate druggie

Ngmi

>> No.23748464

>>23748447
bobos are rare now, they dont even shill during 10% drops. i think they've all killed themselves

>> No.23748474

>>23747923
>>23748113
Go check yourself into rehab faggot

>> No.23748486

>>23748421
That's how you know it's a larp, and thankfully so. What kind of idiot would actually waste their money on drugs when they could've accumulated bitcoin.

>> No.23749179

>>23747923
Sell the heroin. 3 years worth of heroin must be a few dozen pounds.
... don't tell me you sniff it all, anon.

>> No.23749369

>>23748460
Imagine the money you could've had not being married

>> No.23749473

Lmao