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>>23723554
>1.500k
Half a million in cash no questions asked.
>2.Harvard scholarship
You get an intelligence boost, free home, status, and connections.
>3. Ability to buy stuff from the future
You can buy new technology every year in advance. You need the money to buy stuff though.

>>23723554
500k and the faithful roastie

>green card
y-yeah I already live in a 1st world country, but thanks

>uni
I rather play vidya thanks

>ability to buy stuff from the future
???

>look like brad
???

That third column is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, unless that "stuff from five years in the future" is a collection of stock/crypto tickets.

>>23723554
Status and looks, easy. Debt-free medical school means you can rack up half a mil pretty quick and looks + money + status means she'll never leave anyways. Buying things from the future is retarded because they won't work better without futuristic infrastructure.

>>23723707
Hell, if it was just a Harvard degree, I'd take it no questions asked, even over the 500K. It's Harvard medical school, ie you're forced to work in the medical field, ie welcome to 12 hour shifts, newbie.
Roastie is nice, though.

>>23723680
education does not boost your intelligence midwit boy

>>23723774
What? You are "gifted brains to finish". How do you interpret this line?

>>23723680
>pick 2
>picks 3
You need the gifted brain lad

>>23723554
500k twice, its the only thing remotely useful

>>23723860
It's a list of options I like. Personally I'd go with 500k and Harvard.

>>23723554
500K and looking like a chad. The rest are shit
>Full ride at Harvard medical school and gifted brains to finish
Why medicine and not engineering? Considering the brains stuff you might even end up inventing some revolutionary shit that not only improves the world but gives you lots of money forever. With medicine at best you get hours and hours of surgeries for a somewhat nice salary or a nobel prize.
>Buy stuff from 5 years in the future
Not really a huge difference in terms of tech plus you still need the money to buy and cannot sell what could be a game changer for you
>Permanent Resident
Imagine actually wanting to be a permanent resident in muttmerica, specially when the shitstorm that is approaching
>She'll never leave
That's a man

you look like pic related and 500K

oups it's already my life

>girl never leaves
>create only fans and force her to do fetish shit
>convert to muslim and get other respectable wives

>>23723554
How is this even a question? Good looks + 500k. That will automatically give me access to beautiful women plus USA residence. The other two alternatives are just lol

>>23723554
1. Money is relative. 500k is useless without the skills to manage it which you won’t have if handed it
2. This for sure no explanation necessary.
3. What?
4. Already American and I want to leave
5. Looks are overrated, but love/loyalty is not.
6. I look better

So my picks are 2 and 5

>>23723941
>That will automatically give me access to beautiful women
Not if you’re autistic

>>23723975
>6. I look better
doubt

>>23723680
>>23723554
Do I get to browse the future objects before purchasing?

(I want to see what they have so I can patent it before its invented)

>>23723554
a wife in not an investment. she's a liability

what kind of stupid question is this

>>23724010
You'd have to be literally full blown autistic in that case. If you're on the spectrum but not too deep you can still pull it off. Women will just think you're quirky.

>>23723554
Obviously the second. I’d buy news papers every day and win the lottery and invest it in something that explodes.

Then I’d buy cool ass shit and find a hot gf not some random chick.

Looking like a chad and gifted brain/education. The rest will naturally follow as they are both tied to almost every advantage

>>23723554
500k and the Harvard full ride
That "gifted brain" is the key part. If you can graduate from there easily, managing the money shouldn't be a problem. Plus then I could actually amount to something in life.

>>23723554
>500k
Noice
>Harvard
lol
>FUTURE SIGHT
The information alone is priceless, don't care about buying.
>Fatistan citizen
lol
>She'll never leave
Doesn't implies she won't cheat or won't be a cunt. Which if she is, she'll never leave. Yanderes are cute in fiction only, not in real life.
>Looks
Don't want to change.

Guess it's a no-brainer, 500k and future sight.
Would have replaced 500k with harvard if it'd been an IQ boost tho

Harvard is worth many multiples more than $500k. More like 500k a year.
Harvard + looks. You could do whatever you wanted.

Girl looks like a bitch and the dude is ugly. Also not sure why I'd want to move from China to the States. What kind of shit is this?

>>23723554
>already resident of USA
>already attending a top uni and doing well
>money can be earned
>not particularly handsome but not prohibitively ugly, generally unconcerned with appearance

wife and future products, EZ

Being able to buy anything from 5 years in the future is so much more valuable than anything on this list I honestly think if you can't do the thought experiment as to why, you have to be a retard. For example here is the 100th best option.
>make a tech review channel demoing tech from the future.
>instantly make 20 million a year

The fact so many people said "you still gotta have the money to buy it" really shows you the average IQ if this board.

>>23724167
It doesn't say future vision though, just the ability to buy anything 5 years in the future. You'd have to know what you want to buy that's available in 5 years or less to use that. Get a word wrong on it? Have fun with your China copy.

>>23724167
>Doesn't implies she won't cheat or won't be a cunt. Which if she is, she'll never leave.
This it the only reason that i hesitate over picking the roastie, otherwise I'd choose her and the 500k. If she's a cunt though, I'll take the money twice, if you can't take shit twice, then the money and the future buy shit. being able to buy crypto from the future means i'd be able to know the price of crypto in 5 years, and I'd make more bank.

>>23724530
>taking 1mil over 500k and literal prophecy powers
ok

>>23724589
>literal prophecy powers
there's a lot we don't know about the buying stuff from the future, but 500k is 500k

>>23723554
I already have all of these, yawn

>>23723834
>Santa gifted you the brains, but he didn't say "no takebacksies"

>>23723906
Engineering is being commoditised unless you are top 1%. In medicine, once you cross the initial hurdle of 5-7years, and specialisation, money pours in along with respect. No one respect engineers. Elon musk and gates thingy is a meme. The fact is they are outliers, already rich enough to get into right place at right time. In medicine, the profession is chartered and regulated. That essentially creates a barrier of entry. No retarded shit can’t preach funky new-gen stuff like latest JS frameworks or Agile at whim of theirs. More importantly there is no JIRA for doctors. Usually they are not micromanaged. Don’t be in surgery and GP. Be a specialist, ideally cardiologist / neurologist and print money. Automation will least impact these jobs because of regulation and no one wants to visit a robo-doctor (placebo). Specialists are like autists who are allowed to run their own personal business.

t. Someone fell into the Silicon Valley / ML meme. Not worth it.

>Hi future shop, I’d like that biography on the president elected in 2020
>Hi have you also got the books reviewing all the major upsets in sport from the last 5 years? The Crypto scene: Winners and Losers in the last 5 years?
>give me my 500K
>Hello, is this whale betting? I’d like to make a 250K bet on those 17.5 odds you’re offering.
ITT: retards.
With that kind of money no thot will care what I look like (but my stylist and pt will fix that anyway).
I’m also sure a 20M donation to Harvard will get me a degree or two.

Ability to buy stuff for 5 years in future.


Buy shit loads of hotels and rent them out and profit

>>23723554
Can I take the $500k and the ability to buy stuff from 5 years in the future and use that power to buy newspapers/wallstreet journals/sports almanacs from the future?

>>23723908
Kek it’s that tranny-fucking guy from biz. I forgot what his trip is but he is a huge pain in the ass.

>>23723774
Retard confirmed.....boy.

>>23724753
>>23724060
>>23724167
>>23724417
>>23724761
members of the based department.

500k and buy from the future
I'll buy betting magazines and business news papers from the future and the 500k is going into the stock market based on the knowledge
>the retard who wrote that probably only thought about buying future consoles and video games and playing them before anyone else

>>23723554
Get waifu who will never leave so you can fuck around now and then
Then I'd probably take 500k and buy Bitcoin

>>23724906
>>the retard who wrote that probably only thought about buying future consoles and video games and playing them before anyone else
I mean, in his defense, you could monetize the shit out of this if you're actually half decent at video games.

>>23723554
You're all dumbos. Ability to buy stuff from 5 years in the future means you get to know the price of everything 5 years ahead of time.
That and 500k is the only logical answer.
She'll never leave is such an insecure pick.

>buy a bitcoin ASIC miner from 5 years in the future with your 500k
>repeat until you can no longer buy ASIC miners from the future, providing foresight of a coming market collapse

>>23723680
>pick two

>>23723709
I think it just means you can buy things from 5 years in the future which is retarded unless you for example knew that the iphone was coming out 5 years before everyone else and went all in on AAPL
Otherwise make me a chad with brains and I'll do the rest on my own

>>23723554
Don't want to date her or look like him, don't want to go into med. Aussie so can get E-3 visa anyway if I want.

Leaves 500k and future stuff which is pretty gud, especially since I'm studying STEM so a bit of reverse engineering would be broken.

Objectively the best investments are the intelligent brain and good looks, because these will be passed on to your descendants who can continue to improve your family. A fortune can be lost.

>>23723707
>500k and the faithful roastie

This, can stop waging and live frugally off dividends in a van around the world
Also can attend uni with all the free time since it's basically free

The green card is actually a malus for this plan

>>23723554
Pretty sure you could pick up all the coins being shilled on biz right now for a nickel 5 years from now and sell now for profit. May as well skip the 500k.

Will the roastie do whatever I want? Easy choice if so. Snip goes the clit, she grows out her armpits and bush, next we induce lactation and she's getting fucked in furry asshole and throat every day. We'll snuggle and watch anime afterwards. I'll call her mommy and she will cook and clean for me, and she'll wear nothing but nylon nightgowns and chiffon babydolls around the house. Pretty cocktail dresses whenever we go out. I will love her very much and she'll never be able to leave.
Second choice is the best one, buying shit from five years in the future. I'll get rich as fuck from that op option. Will be a pretty comfy life with the perfect wife and what is basically a license to print money.

>ITT: Harvard obsession
I go to Columbia, and I got rejected from HYP guys. Am I a loser guys?

i non ironically have 500k. whats the best investment to get the most fucks in base to looks/status?

>>23727561
Yale is better anyway, more self directed study so it tends to draw the more scientific and innovative minds. Harvard medical is more for Asians where it's all lined out, mandatory lectures, rote memorization. Doesn't really train the mind, they're just memorizing shit. Yale encourages people to do studies even while in undergrad. Even if you're just crunching numbers it's good to get started with such things early, networking and whatnot. Better social scene too. Fuck Harvard, meme school only good for law.

>>23727579
Tren, test, growth hormone, in order of importance. Dermal fillers have gotten good enough for chin/jaw/cheeks. Find a nice pair of dressy boots and get your clothes tailored after you gain about 50lbs and are sub 15% body fat. Go to the gayest hair salon you can find and tell them you have autism but want a stylish haircut that flatters your shape. Easily adds +3 to your X/10. Maybe +4 if you drive a nice car. You can get an older car for OK enough price that still doesn't say poorfag. Bad boys drive motorcycles and you can get a really nice one for 10k. If nothing else you can have a BMW keyfob and surprise the bitches when you peel off. Just be a confident driver because girls usually fuck up your leaning and will try to make you crash, just expect it. They can't help it and won't remember your instructions after hopping on so let it be just another surprise when you go into a curve. Even solo it makes road trips fun again. Highly worth it whether you are seeking smv gains or not.

>>23728306
thanks for the advice!

>>23723554
I don't want to look like that or be attractive because I want to get rich and have sex with solid 10s so I can live out my ugly fat bastard fetish.

>>23724724
you're out of your mind, working for a faang is infinitely better than going into medicine

>>23723554
Only decent option is
>$500k
>Med school

500k
future stuff

buy iPhone 30 or whatever hey mr samsung guy I wont sell you this phone but for 20million dollars I'll let you borrow it for as long as you want

Brazilian here.
Gifted brain and US permit. Then I make some money and use my US citizenship to freely move to grorious Nippon.
Not interested in being a doctor, but I'll take the brain architecture boost, always welcome (sucks to spend so many years there, though).

>>23723554
Best investment is https://cryptokek.com

>>23723554
She'll never leave, look like him. You can have 3 ways and she won't leave.

>>23723554
500k investment

buy stuff from future cause then i know what to invest in with 500k as i would just need to make list of very popular products

no harvard
(have to deal with em leftists)

no roastie
(minus money at perm rate)

>>23723707
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>>23723554
turk here,
i only want 500k,
i am oaky with my own look pic related looks gay,
i dont want some brainwashed roastie
i already have good cs degree so i wont waste my life for medical degree even if its harvard
greencard is no no, usa full of niggers and other criminals shooting and retards, unless u live in expensive part where 500k is worthless. so it would be unlogical to live that shit hole.
ability to buy stuff from future ? really ? i dont give a shit about new tech or other time waster hit.

i would spent 500k as very very rich person in my poor country when you have that kind of money in turkey here is heaven, you could get most beautiful chicks whole your life while living insuper good villa without working.

>>23731092
oh shit i never thought picking 500k twice i would do that

>>23723720
>buy asic mining rig that will be released 5 years from now
>corner the market on hashrate
>>>profit?

>>23724022
He means fatter

>>23731175
not sure bro electricity cost still a big issue even though they get more power efficient, mining is so unrelaible

YFI, CVP, UNI

>500k
yes please
>Full ride att Harvard med school
fuck being a doctor lmao, I'll take MIT or Stanford though
>ability to buy stuff from 5 years in the future
pass, don't see the point
>look like this
looks like a fag
>she'll never leave
not my type
>permanent residency
hard pass on living in the land of drug addiction and gun violence.