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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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You didn't fall for yesterdays GME bull trap did you?

>PLTR

>>23717685
get fucked edition

>>23717685
help me /biz/ should i hold cash for the dump?

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>ride is still going up
You only had to listen

>peumpe it
>deumpe it
off to a good start

i'm so tired, it's all so tiring

here comes the rug pull

>>23717718
Me rn

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOODBYE BOBO.

Initiate ZE DOMP

>>23717685
Its time for accelerationists to have their day.

Biden bros...it's over

>>23717685
WHO THE FUCK WON WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C R S R

Do yu feeli in charge?

FUCK YOUR 401Ks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wedbush raised CRSR PT to $30

>>23717685
Why is weed crashing? We got legalized all over, and Biden is winning now damn.

sold my long spy calls for 80% gainz just now. backing away until there's a clearer future.

This market is going to dump like nothing you have ever seen before. Holy shit is that some fake price action...

I don't know why any of you think a Biden win is good for America.
This deathdrop at open is to be expected.
Even fucking PMs are down.

CLF CHEAPIES

>>23717770
You got the graph upside down.

IT'S ABOUT TO DUMP
IT'S ABOUT TO DUMP
SELL NOW

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>23717751
Nobody has won yet, it's looking like Biden is going to win though. Unless you account for the two months of legal bullshit that follows.

>>23717685
Who is the guy on the right underneath JP?

DO NOT BUY INTO THIS
>DO NOT BUY INTO THIS
DO NOT BUY INTO THIS

Im bullish as fuck and 100% long, but do not FOMO into a big pump like this. Some bluechips just gained 7%. Do not buy into a pump after it happened. If you want to long wait for EoD or maybe tomorrow when the dust has settled.
But for the love of god, don't FOMO.

Idk wtf to do bros. Send help.

>>23717805
Bulltrap

>>23717727
ugh fuck gross face holy shit gag

>>23717790
fellow SQQQbro cope?

There is some serious cope on this board my God haha.

Why is GME such a piece of shit? I had a little faith after yesterday but damn

>>23717790
That's why I'm all cash. Probably won't re-enter the market until February.

What the FUCK am I supposed to buy?

>>23717810
Yeah, if you don't listen to this you're an idiot. Sell and protect your cash. I lost almost $1,000 in a matter of minutes. Although I'm sure silicon valley companies will be doing just fine.

>>23717819
>Doesn't trade like a retard.

Give me cheapies, or send me to the moon. I don't care

>>23717817
Harro, am here to help. You give cat meow

did some free TA for you frens

>>23717766
So is this a movie? Name?

i hope this is just a bug, tastyworks

>>23717841
>Why is GME such a piece of shit?
Discretionary b&m retail is down across the board.

>>23717815
You have to wonder what the fuck the market is going to look like, shit, what the world is going to look like after enough people have been sufficiently conditioned against FOMOing like the market seems like it has been designed to now do. These FOMO pumps are SO fucking blatant and fake and who is driving the price? Who is actually buying into this crap and holding it up? I don't even think it's humans at this point. I think it's just bots tossing shares back and forth to each other until they detect humans are participating then, they just drop it out from under them. This whole market is an illusion.

>>23717727
40%

>>23717847
Nothing until there's a clear winner

>>23717790
So how is a Biden win bad for my TQQQ, FNGU and SOXL?

>>23717815
But stonks only go up

someone give me a qrd of what the market is doing my tradingview isn't loading

But there is one positive upside to this that I see. We will probably never hear from that fucking CLF shill again

>>23717863
I'm not counting that out today

>>23717865
Call the IMF.

>>23717863

>>23717865
>five commas
Uh, anon? You okay over there?

Hey UVXY and SQQQ Bros! Good morning! :-)

>>23717865
you got btfo by 64 bit ints

>>23717895
>-6%
holy shit what happened

NAK down 20% lol

The spread on TQQQ is fucking insane

>>23717871
It's all fake and gay. Money, stocks, does not matter.
But stocks obviously overreacted on little news last week and just pumped after they decided that Biden would win for sure. At least thats my narrative.

>>23717924
Biden wasn't priced in.

>>23717843
Reeee was considering buying a put so in case my covered call gets btfod by friday i can forced the put seller to take the shares.....put options premium pumps

>>23717882
Sell now.

Markets doesn't care about elections...

IT CARES ABOUT STIMULUS.

No stimulus until FEB.

Prepare for big dips Nov-Dec.

I lost so much money on TQQQ... Why didn't I buy back in at $113? I want to die

Blessed acephalous burgers POOOOOOOOOMPIIING

>>23717895
*checks*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>23717927
So glad I got out of that piece of shit at over a dollar.

>>23717815
You must really like GFL.

Golden bull run officially cancelled.

wonder how CLFnigger is feeling today

Green energy bros.. I thought Biden would be good for solar stocks.

>>23717916
Herro, what's our exit strategy?

Below 22 for SQQQ and below 17 for UVXY??

>>23717916
UVXY is taking a fat dump while SQQQ is barely starting. Prepare your anus.

>>23717849
Just tried buying a protective put. Premiym went up before i could get it in. Tfw it went up $6 by the time it was sent. Well guess im waiting till friday and hoping my tqqq gets exercised. At least the strike is low.

>>23717895
>>23717924
>>23717937
yeah what happened?

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

I told the CLF shill that his stock options will crater after election day and he will kill himself.

Hopefully both are true

>>23717953
Not really. I just lack anime pictures on my laptop

>>23717969
I just told you what happened.

>>23717963
UVXY and SQQQ too? I’m losing $4 more than you :(

>>23717790
>everyone back in February thought the markets won't dump due to covid.
>the market dumped.
>fast forward to now, everyone is thinking the markets will dump once Biden wins the election
I'm bullish as ever, more bullish than I was back in March 23.

>>23717871
>These FOMO pumps are SO fucking blatant and fake and who is driving the price?
This. Also algos are likely doing it. The hedge funds fight each other over millions but when people like you and me show up I'm 99.9999999999999% sure they set aside their differences and seek to empty out our wallets.

>>23717958
That was my hedge agains puts and NAK. I'm so fucked.

Imagine not being 100% in BABA

>TAN dumping
lemeo

Which component of the Dow Jones is being pumped the most? NASDAQ going in the opposite direction.

>>23717981
I think we bought too early... 1 more hour and Im out

>>23717981
>UVXY
Betting against America, believing bear fuds here.

Stop trading and invest, you'll stop having to get drilled then.

based biden saving our market

My gun stocks went down, my cannabis stocks went down, my green energy stocks went down. What the fuck is Biden gonna pump exactly?

>>23717965
Premium back down even tho tqqq is lower. Get the vibe algos will move price if i try to buy a protective put.

>>23717979
Oh well, I like GFL and Stocks

GME Nov 2020 0.500 call
lol

HOW IS THE VIX DOWN 6+%?!!!! That was a sure bet!

>>23717984
Yup, always do opposite of the 4 fig spammers here.

Every time I see FUD and they show their options. Its always 3-5k USD, what the fuck is up with that lol. Like intraday change for me.

SOLD MY AAL SHARES FUCK THAT, TRUMP IS NOT GONNA WIN

>>23717999
Same. I lost more money holding SQQQ and UVXY than gambling with penny stocks. At least I won money with penny stocks too

>>23717984
There is an absolute guarantee that no stimulus will be passed now. You should be terrified.

thanks whoever recommended BSTZ i think its better than qqq

>>23718008
Your mom (hunter will do it)

>>23718018
>HOW COULD THEY TRICK RETAIL, BUT THE 4 FIG FUD BEARS SAID IT WAS A SURE THING
AAAA

>>23718008
>My gun stocks went down
>he thinks civil war will happen
Look at this faggot.

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>>23717984
>I'm bullish as ever, more bullish than I was back in March 23.

Yes anons here we see the anon who claims to bullish, acts like a perma bull but never actually goes all in because secretly he's actually afraid and behaves like a perma bull as a coping mechanism "surely if i say this enough times my stocks will go up and ill influence others to pump it"

bought puts of zoom at open what a good day

>>23718029
The market is not. Why should we?

>>23718029
They don’t need to buy votes anymore but they still need to grease the palms of their various corporate benefactors. Stimulus will continue

WTF TLT

>>23718047
>Bears start looking at this stopped clock again

time and time again, I follow my instincts and lose yet never inverse myself
I am my own worst Bogg

>>23718008
Stop holding crap, and it will go up. Lol.

This board is a tale of people trying to time, trade and getting it wrong. 5% of posters here actually have useful comments and made decent trades like the original COOMER.

Bless the original COOMER.

>>23718028
Im going into NIO after this, maybe PLTR.
But watch UVXY sky rocket after I exit.

Had to buy.

SHILLING TIME

Buy CMLS

Penny stock. Earnings tomorrow. It's expected to lose, it'll gain.

It's a radio stock. Another radio stock killed it yesterday (beasley media). Would suggest looking into it.

>>23718018
>post election
haha no. Remember 2016? VIX pumped before then went down right after.

>>23718072
based

I'm up $31 on GME should I sell?

That was my final show bros... goodbye

Damn Uber/lyft doing pretty well...

>tfw forgot to make a wish on my birthday yesterday like i always do
does it still count if i do it later this week

where will nvda be for their earnings in 2 weeks

>>23718044
Every Wed. after a presidential election is a dip, with massive extremes in 2000 and 2008. Fuck this clown world.

Load up on BABA and FB

>>23718093
Yes, its going to 9.40

>opened naked strangles on every major index on monday
>election was a nothingburger as I was expected
>vol crush giving me tendies
this was like a market wide earnings play

>>23718029
>You should be terrified.
Market doesn't care. Biden will prop up the markets even without stimulus, because Biden can do what Trump can't.

>>23718111
>19.40
FTFY

>>23718051
>>23718056
The senate isn't going to allow the democats to pass any stimulus out of spite.

TRUMP

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

>>23718108
Why is VIX at -20% when spy is not even up 2%?

>>23718111
>trips

alright can't argue with that, sold it

uhhh
i thought there was going to be a dump

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I can't win any money sports betting
Fuck these bookies for having perfect odds on everything.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who else losing money today?

I really got bogged today didn’t I?

>>23717958
communism is bad for all stocks

>>23718098
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>>23718048
>surely if i say this enough times my stocks will go up and ill influence others to pump it
You don't have to act like permabull. As Warren Buffett says, "Stocks only go up."

>>23718008
your taxes and dangerous felons loose in society count

I’m so over being a poorfag

These IV crushes right now are fucking biblical LOL

>>23718108
I am confused too wtf market up ok trump won cool
Wait what you mean all votes still not counted.

>>23718169
Jesus's mom was raped, and they've been trying to hide this for 2000 years.

>>23717927
That shit was up >10% this morning (deutschanon) and you guys dumped it

yeah fuck this gay election i’m liquidating everything and putting it into ARKK and SPY

>>23717927
Wait like 3 years and then pump it on a new generation of NAK bagholders
The true circle of life.

>>23717743
>RIDE jumps over 30% on in the course of 2 days
>projected to shoot up to $50 a share regardless of presidential elect
>nobody talking about it

>>23718188
Ok fine but don't do it until there is a clear winner.

Why the fuck is GME crashing still? I thought it was oversold and we were moving back up...

Shill me some good penny stocks to cover for my loss

CLFag show me your losses

>>23718205
biden projected to win at the moment and he's gonna push for lockdowns, fucking retail over i assume

Why is TSLA dumping if biden is winning?

>>23718108
I'm not buying lmao, I'm taking profits.

>>23718213
BBW

>>23717814
It's the Wirecard guy.

>>23718201
i’m getting FUCKED

Holy fuck CRSR is pumpin

>fell for the sqqq meme

holy fuck

>>23718132
Am retard, would any anon please explain?

>>23718162
Biden WILL be good for green energy (even money losing) and Commie EV stocks. Just got to get past this turbulence for the Biden win.

I'M BUYING BABA

>>23718162
Techs and other stocks are mooning. It's almost exclusively green energy that is fucked because of Biden.

>>23718253
Turbulence? My stocks are up 10% lol

Guys I won!

>he fell for the sqqq meme

>>23718205
it's moving on small volume so ETFs are fucking it up basically, i think XRT and SPSM(?)

either way lol, it's already at bankruptcy valuations and is priced lower than Nordstrom so I wouldn't worry about it. Q3 should have more than 200 million in ecommerce revenue

Eigi good buy? used to work for them

>Yeah, broker, gimme 500 more shares of BABA at market price

>TRUMP CLAIMS `SURPRISE BALLOT DUMPS' ARE BEHIND LEAD CHANGES
Yeah.. this election will take some time

>>23718160
>>23718155
SQQQ bros

>>23718257
pulled out and just bought 100% BABA
fuck america
gay ass clown market

Bull Trap

Bull Trap

Bull Trap

i dont know who shilled crsr a while back but thank you

Get in here

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo
https://www.twitch.tv/cowo
https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

>>23718266
Not all turbulence is bad Holmes

>>23718279
BASED

>>23718273
I think everyone knew/knows this isn't gonna be settled for a while, I'm just confused about why we're POOMPin' without knowing how it's going to get resolved

>>23718279
This.

>>23718248
Short answer for caveman: VIX for events you can see ahead of time like elections or earnings always plummet after the event in question. This is "IV crush" since the uncertainty is being deflated rapidly. I.e. "all possible worse case scenarios" becomes maybe 1 and the like.
Unexpected and sudden events like 9/11 cause the HUEG spikes that people who baghold VIX tracking securities dream of. But you have to be able to foresee the future there.

Bull train is leaving get in before you are priced out

>>23718298
but we're not poomping

t. GME :(

>>23718298
probably because it looks like the Republicans will hold the Senate and that means deadlock all around for the next 4 years no matter who wins.

>>23718289
Eat a dick CLF faggot

>>23718285
Every blue day is a bull trap on this clown board.

This is type of day where you should have money in the market during the previous days dumps, then sell the profits today.

Instead niggers shorting a end to uncertainty based on delusions of POL.

4 figs, soon to be 3 fig niggers on suicide watch.
> He fell for the sqqq meme.

>>23718288
No problem

>>23718298
Its gonna get resolved by counting the votes nigger.

>>23718279
You have seen the money making red light of truth comrade. We welcome you!

>>23718268
>he bought both SQQQ and UVXY to make sure he gets double fucked if things don't go his way
ISHYGDDT

>>23718300
So a near-tie election that could go either way for days was priced in?

>>23718098
Any other stocks like ride on the rise?

What are some good Chinese ETFs to buy after Biden wins?

The golden bull run is back on

>>23718312
My idea was to get money from the dump in SQQQ and invest in cheapie stocks later. I’m gonna have to gamble with penny stocks now in order to gain my money back again

>>23718325
yea no shit, I mean who's going to win brainlet

So... sell sqqq now before it gets worse?

>>23718344
ADMP is looking good, PDUFA for Zimhi on the 15th of Nov.

Alright guys, im about to sell my SQQQ and UVXY... get ready for a massive market dump.

15 min from this post so get ready!

>>23718265
i think its because smart money realizes Trump won. i was trying to figure out what the fuck i missed and i think i found it. Trump actually won AZ despite what they are saying on the news. the news people are retards who just reguritate data someone else released, but they dont analyze it themselves

https://recorder.maricopa.gov/electionresults/

largest county in AZ and still only 77% reporting. Trump won it by 5% last time. unlike all the other states and counties, look. most people are voting by mail, including republicans. other states have mostly dems voting by mail. but in AZ it seems most people vote by mail. only like 160,000 total votes were cast in person on election day. yet Trump currently has 758,000 votes in that county.

>>23718354

You DID go all in on the BABA sale yesterday, right anon?

Just so we're all clear
Biden has won
Trump has lost

Love it, hate it, feel indifferent about it; it's accurate.

>VIX -20%
why the fuck didn't I short volatility like that one anon from a few threads back was saying we should

>>23718364
This is correct.

Last call before the RKT takes off
cya on the moon

>>23717904
kek

>>23718344
So you have not learned anything. Stop trying to time/gamble. You're using the terminology without cognitively matching the pieces together as to why your losing.

You can't win by gambling. Stop Trading, invest in solid holds. Retails like us don't make money by doing options without inside info or desk trading for a firm etc.

I'm over 6 figs because I just buy decent stocks and hold, MSFT, Coca Cola, PayPal ect.

>>23718362
My BABA gains held back an even bigger dump

GOLDEN BULL RUN BACK ON THE PROGRAM, BOOOIIISSSSS

>>23718307
They expect one of us at the wreckage brother.

>>23718330
Anyone that wasn't a delusional retard knew this election was going to be neck and neck.

>>23718330
You are confusing the selloffs from the past few weeks with VIX. VIX basically goes up when more people pile into puts (oversimplification). Everyone did going into the last few days. But now there is less reason to keep piling on than there was a few days ago.
Is a contested election bad? Probably and we might have a sell off. But the realm of bad possibilities has shrunk and now IV (and VIX) are getting crushed in the short term.

That is the biggest green tqqq dildo i've seen in a long time

>>23718374
Fuck you one of these days I will get a +1,000%. I just have to keep playing.

>>23718126
The senate is as bought and paid for as the rest of the political establishment. There’ll be theatre around it but the connected will get their cut

Should I go into SPY calls yet or is IV getting crushed as we speak?

>>23718364
lol, you are going to rage in a few hours heres the final results

>AMD pumping
Finally out of this 70s rut.

Why was /smg/ so sure Trump was gonna win?

>>23718105
Dat ass was just too fat

can lockdowns even happen with senate split like this?

>>23718399
Just invest in coins for that type of potential bro.

Some people will win, they always do in gambling. But the majority of retail investors have lives and businesses they want to build. I don't have time to read a Indian shill board which can't even understand why VIX reduces on known events to give me dumb ass advice.

"Buy gun stocks. muh civil war!", lmao fuck off kike.

>>23718408
How on earth is Arizona meant to flip?

And so long as the market pumps I'm happy with either candidate.

told ya to get in on ZOM. she's about to reach 5000%+

>>23718364
Anon, Trump has ut in the bag. Its easy for a Democrat to teg to 238 but that last push is not always viable. In this case Trump takes MI and PA. He wins.

HOLiii ShEEEeEeeettt

I bought TQQQ yesterday and I got stop lossed. Gonna fuckin kms.

Welp... time to pull out of SQQQ. But that's fine, another lesson learned

>I keep ending up buying high and selling low, I'm clearly too retarded to play with money
>I should never listen to /biz/ ever again

>mfw I sold my tqqq for a $20 loss this morning because I thought a major dump was coming

I'm going 100% passive after this. Fuck thinking I'm smart enough to active trade.

>>23718420
>Why was /smg/ so sure Trump was gonna win?
No, that was just the gay bears.

wow lol
RIP

wonder how it must feel right now to be bagholding UVXY or something

>>23718338
Li, Nio for EVs
Kor gold.
BABA for domination

>>23718408
Swap AZ with NV and somewhat plausible

>>23718435
FWIW I didn't tell you to buy gun stocks. And you're right there is a smarter way to go but this but I am a degenerate gambler. I need my fix.

I hate the fact that Biden's going to win, but at least my AMD puts aren't giving me as much anxiety anymore.

HOLY HECKIES ME HAD NO CLUE MARKETS WOULD PUMP SO FUGGING HARD ON BIDEN VICTORY

ME KNEW BIDEN WAS BIG CHOICE FOR UPSIDE NEXT 4 YEARS BUT THIS CRAZY

>>23718441
There's no way Michigan reverts back to Trump - the bulk of the remaining votes are from Wayne county, which is strongly Dem, AND they're mail in ballots which also lean dem.

If anything, Biden is gonna increase his margin

>>23718364
Nah, it's waaaay too early to call. Biden is leading now but that may not be the case in a few hours.

>>23718408
I doubt that anon.

>>23718408
AZ blue, WI red, NV red and thats reality.

>biden wins
>market pump
>trump wins
>market pump
who would've thunk

>>23718354
baggie?

i'm OOOOOOing so much right now i'm AAAAAAAing

>>23718456
correct, NV might flip, but AZ wont

>>23718470
Biden hasn't won yet. Bovada still hasn't paid me my money. I'll believe it when the bookie calls it.

SBE why are you down

>>23718362
Buying now. Better late than never

>>23718374
I made $1.1K from penny stocks shilled on here. Lost even less money than I did with UVXY and SQQQ. If I invest now then I’m stuck 5-10 years just to gain my money back that I lost that could be lost in a giant dump anyways

>>23718408
AZ already called for Biden. NV maybe but unlikely.

>>23718482
>but that may not be the case in a few hours.
it'll literally only be more in his favor the longer time goes on

>>23718441
Make a bet if you actually believe it.

I give up :(((

Good luck to all the remaining SQQQbros in the fight.

Hmm maybe it's a good thing that a literal puppet in cooperation with every corrupt institution in our country and beyond will be in the whitehouse. It means 1984 levels of oppression in the future but at least the charade is over

>>23718450
All the time and effort i put into stocks and stocks only was not worth it. Am considering going all in and walking away. At least at that point i stop waking up at 5 am and mostly staring at charts from then until 1 pm. Plus ill not just sit here mad that i spent months doing this for almost no gains.

Ill wait for now. Dont want to get btfod by profit takers. Gonna wait and see my new steategy thats slower.

Broooos my ballsack is going to turn into a blackhole singularity

>Maga morons kept insulting me when I told them biden would pump everything

Maybe the spell will finally be broken and idiots will stop sucking his cock and think for themselves

>>23718518
So long palantir is what you’re saying?

>>23718518

>>23718374
Should I just dump what I've got into ETFs then?

>mfw nvda can finally stop crabbing

I tried to buy biogen calls. But they were too much money. Now they are on a moon run. Fuck me.

>>23718534
Yeah and all tech stocks

>>23718505
>be bookie
>heardfrom my fellow whites that civil war will break out where both sides declare their winner
>mfw no pay-outs

Just bought NIO. Prepare for the dip.

And there goes my SWBI

Tfw 360 on new tyres

Fuck cars they’re retarded

Never buying auto stocks

>>23718518
source on this whore?

Why are my stocks all going up? Everyone left and right said that the stock market is going to crash but I'm up 2% today

>For the love of democracy,
will you shut up man!

My techies are going to the moon, never bet against America.

>>23718387
I appreciate the attempt, but I can't understand it.
How short term volatility can plummet - and the markets boom on news that we don't have a 'leader of the free world' is utter bullshit. I'm tapping out. This clown world is too clowny.

>>23718470
If Biden wins I'm driving down to Texas and violently raping your boipucci.

>>23718572
the market must pomp before it dump

>>23718565
Hope you didn't buy chinkshit tires

>>23718562
>The trap has been set master

>>23718046
Die

so when is the reversal? surely qqq can't be vertical all day

>>23718557
I for one welcome the constant warming glow of the all seeing eye of the panopticon

Is this a bull trap? Should I sell all my stocks???

>>23718579
is this the guy that avatarfags with underaged traps, i hoped he was gone months ago

>>23718525
don't hold your breath

>BILI +7%
Why the fuck didn't I go all-in in anime waifus? I only have a relatively small position

nom nom

do i want biden or trump to win as a leaf

>>23718581
They’re all chinkshit. There are like a dozen factories in the whole world that make tires and they’re pretty much all in China

>>23718602
Depends if you believe the market will keep going up after this massive surge

VUN or TD leafbros?

>>23718438
>>23718456
>>23718483
>>23718486
>>23718510
i explained it right here go look at the data yourself

>>23718357
>>23718357
>>23718357

unlike other states, most republicans are voting by mail in AZ and maricopa county

Sold my spy calls for a 3x gain in like 30 mins MAGA

>>23718617
>leaf
>chink
Story checks out. Biden

I'm getting the SPY puts and waiting for Trump to say he's not leaving.

>>23718602
I mean i sure as heck would if my tqqq was not in a sell call. You dont think someone with lots of money will profit take?

>>23717958
Biden is secretly the long oil play. Once dumb Quinoa-eaters Robinhooders understand that killing fracking means killing the sole thing that did drive the price as low as they are, it will go back to 70 bucks instantly.

>RIDE going to the moon
>WKHS blood red for the last month
Is everyone jumping ship?

>>23718602
"all"

How about you learn how to manage your investments. So you can take downsize on upswings, then load up on dips.

Missing out on the best days of the year leads to gains that are below a passive index. But most people here would be happy beating inflation from the looks of ppl losses, stupid retards.

>>23718503
I have no money and I must AAAAAAA

>>23718578
Something tells me that this is just a bull trap and that we’re in a blow off phase. It just surprises me how many fake pumps have happened despite bad news. Trump already said that he’s gonna fight it in court so uncertainty will be high, COVID-19 lockdowns in Europe, and shit like that. This was meant to be a quick exit plan pump

NIO
to infinity and beyond!

I'd give it all back for 4 more years

This is the top

Biden won why did gun stocks go down

>>23718516
What site?

>>23718670
>Cope

Hold your bags.

>>23718664
Borrow money if you can.

Thanks nio

>>23718691
>gun manufacturers will no longer be able to make and sell as many guns
>WHY DID MY STOCKS GO DOWN
are you retarded?

>>23718611
I got out of BILI after the whole Hololive vs China drama. Reason why I went in on that stock is the potential western users signing up to watch Holos on their platform. Now that they've cut ties with hololive and gaining a bad rep due to their users harassing vtubers, I took the gains and not looked back.

>>23718691
it turns out larpers wont do anything to everyone else's shock

>NAK down 11 cents in a day
Uh bros?

This pump is ridiculous. Are they preparing a blow off or is it just a relief after last weeks pessimism?

Did anything good dip? I just want to buy a dip :(

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324012341458075648
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1323999569466789889

WADS DIS ARR ABOOT?

>>23718338
Hang Seng Tech ETF, basically the Chinese NASDAQ. Unfortunately, Blackrock only list it on the HK place
https://www.blackrock.com/hk/en/products/315923/ishares-hang-seng-tech-etf-fund

>>23718738
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>>23718738
>>23718738

new thread

>>23718715
But thats not rhe case it went up wheb obama won in 2012 and went down in 2016 when trump won

>>23718681
Anon youre clearly rich. 20k isnt a big deal when your portfolio is about 250k. Youve got literally an amount that can make easy gains with little effort irregardless of whether trump or biden wins

Brez, I just bought BABA. What else should I purchase if I want to short Burgerstan? Already have PLTR, FB, AMZN... Alibaba is actually a good company, used to buy stuff there, quite popular in my home country.

>>23718670
Thanks for being a sane voice. It's been a crazy, volatile, unexplainable clown world.

>>23718771
its all relative

Who's ready to reach the moon?

>>23718374
> If r/iamverysmart and r/investing had a child

>>23718732
Buy NEE dip.

>>23718175
Same man. Same

>>23718809
Is there any reason for it to go up? Biden won and it went down.

What stocks should I pump into for the weed market?