/biz/ - Business & Finance

there will be titties foro everyone at the end of this tunnel

Why are all the cars at Biden's speech Jeeps? Fucking corporations need to die.

>>23713334
>BIDEN IS CLAIMING VICTORY.

>>23713351

Have you read “A Brave New World”?

You’re living in it

Biden going full schizho

Trump Wins 2020

>>23713356
wrong, he claimed he believed he was on track to win... he did not at all claim victory

BIDEN DIDN'T KNOW THE GOVERNORS NAME IN DELAWARE LMAO

>>23713351
>It's a Jeep thing
>You wouldn't understand

Biden is so fucking creepy.

>>23713334
i bet 5 bucks on biden winning, so idc if the economy crashes under him as long as i get my money

Does the honking piss anybody else off too? So tired of all this bullshit I just want a return to normal

>>23713334
Fuck me. I'd vote for her and eat her ass in 2024 if she'd have me. 12 more years friends.

This election speech was brought to you by Jeep®.

>>23713334
BOOBA

>>23713376
My first car was a '95 Jeep Wrangler. Best car I ever owned. Wouldn't touch a new Jeep with a 10 ft. pole.

TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DECLARE VICTORY!!!
KEK

>>23713391
Sauce?

Where were you when you knew the God Emperor victory was inevitable?

Why did Biden even do that? He just spoke for 2 minutes and said things look good. The fuck?

>futures

>>23713395

>Futures
Uh oh stinky!

>>23713378
He's a living skeleton, undead barely can hold himself up, with his fucking Walking Dead Jeep caravan lighting up the sky with headlights. I hate that this will win.

>>23713376
Maybe you would be fine IF you didn't spend 800 billion on campaign ads, jesus christ you suck.

BASED TRUMP

>THE VOTES ARE GONNA TAKE A WHILE GUYS JUST WAIT HAHA WE'RE GONNA WIN DON'T WORRY JUST BE PATIENT GUYS
fucking cnn
Trump guaranteed win. I regret selling some of my positions. Will have to get in early PM tomorrow.

>DEMS-237
>REP-213

Trump will tank the market with his victory speech.

>>23713390
My first car was an 88' toyota camry. Rumors say it's still on the road.

>>23713402
Sunzu art of war. Make the first move, opponent has to react and scramble.

>>23713368
no

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323863787825438720?s=19

>>23713414
No, the market is going to tank because of an unprecedented election where the winner is just unknown. War is fucking coming, God dammit.

FUCK WHY DID I SELL LAST WEEK IM SO MAD

>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323864823680126977

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23713402
HHe had to mention that the votes will continue to come until friday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is the final result.
Trump win with 284

All the plebs got left is some cope about mail in ballots all being for Biden

>>23713430
The story spinning begins

>>23713404
FKIN based

>>23713415
My Jeep only died because I was drifting in the snow and hit a tree, which damaged the frame and over the next few months it fell apart. So sad. I loved that car. Over 250k miles and ran fine if I didn't damage the frame like I did. Lot s of rust damage, too, because it wasn't kept in a garage.

I did it, I won the election

>We are up BIG, but they are trying to STEAL the Election. We will never let them do it. Votes cannot be cast after the Polls are closed!

>>23713368
YES YES YES

>>23713426
>America is actually going to Fucking BURN
I TAKE IT BACK! IT WAS ALL A JOKE! AHHHAAHAAAHHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAA

Open war. Holy fucking shit its happening

>>23713430
Buying (more) gun stocks tomorrow

>>23713446
Hell yeah. Helicoptor rides for all communists.

>>23713448
He actually looks badass with the overcoat. I remember when he got out of the hospital and donned that coat, it felt like we were seeing a new Trump. No way he loses, he is in top form.

>>23713414
BRB, loading my magazines.

>>23713334
booba

>/pol/ in full meltdown mode
kek

poles.

Every single state they arent calling are like 90% in and trump is up over 7 points or more in every state. I check vote totals and we already have more vote than 2016. This shit is over. They really are trying to steal it.

>>23713430
Is there people whose job is to comment on every Trump tweet?

Is a contested election bullish?

>kek

Trump calling shit rigged, Twitter getting involved.

>>23713456
KNEW i shoulda went all in on ruger and smith and wesson

>>23713482
Can't wait for Trump to yeet Twitter into the garbage with an executive order.

>>23713478
You really are an idiot

>Donald trump recent tweets are now censored and can’t be retweeted
So blatant kek

>>23713479
Yes, on both sides.

>>23713477
POLES
i seriously love this guy

What if Republicans take the presidency, senate, and the house?

>>23713479
You think there isn't ?

>>23713492
If Trump wins, short the fuck out of Twitter, he is taking them off the face of the Earth.

>>23713500
We win

>>23713490
https://www.peoplespunditdaily.com/elections/live-results-2020-us-presidential-election/
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/2016/results/president
Go ahead and check yourself faggot

>>23713500
American Superiority begins anew and we drag the faggots kicking and screaming into a real fucking country.

>>23713500
then the age of man is upon us

>The CCP killed mah baby BABA
Ngl, Anons. Im pretty pissed about Jack deciding to be less Ma and more Sparrow.

>>23713509
>Doesn't know how votes are counted

I'm assuming you're 12 or something. If you're over 20 and thinking like this, please don't reproduce.

>>23713411
if you can't make it to 270, it doesn't matter.

List of companies doomed by trummp win?
1. Twitter

>>23713500
Please let it happen. Just to see how leftists cope with it. I'm already looking forward to the riots.

>>23713526
Isn't it just convenient that you can call us out with no proof that you even understand it.

>>23713478
>90% in
This is misleading, because it usually means "90% of districts reporting." But districts can be of different sizes. Obviously there's no way to know how many votes will be cast total, so it's impossible to say that 90% of votes have been cast.

>>23713541
He's to far gone anon. Don't waste your time.

>>23713490
You really are an idiot.

>>23713541
>impossible to guess
You know where you are?

>>23713500
israel wins. flip the parties and guess what? israel still wins

>>23713372
I actually believe him when he tells that
Guy has dementia after all

Oh no the /pol/ meltdown is leaking over into here lmao

Trump wins. Simple as.

>>23713578
I've been saying it for months.

election isn't going to be decided by tomorrow, maybe even until friday for "mail in"

bullish?

POST YOUR TRUMP STOCKS

>>23713429
imagine ever selling

>>23713334
shes pretty wow

Yuropoor here, just woke up, whats happening with the election? Too sleepy to understand what all the numbers mean

>>23713578
when trump wins will he give each of us our own personal kneepad "g"f?

>>23713428
people might flee to bitcoin though

>>23713596
nothing will be ecided until friday.

>>23713596
Unprecedented situation. Winner undecided until Friday at earliest. It's going to get very messy, and very ugly. People will likely die.

lmao at all the retards on twitter going "you're currently losing in the electoral college!!"
how are people this delusional??
how do they not understand it's over?
to make up the vote spread with remaining votes to count in Michigan / Pennsylvania would be insane - less than 1% chance of happening

sooo uuhh.. whos winnin?

This fat fuck is always late

>>23713597
If Trump wins every citizen will have a feminine benis in their mouths whenever desired.

>>23713477
autocorrect? or just his sense of humor?

Donald Trump IS AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENT

-Donald Trump publicly sided with Vladimir Putin over every American intelligence agency

-Donald Trump never took Covid seriously. He told us it would be over by Easter, Memorial Day, the summer, etc.

-Donald Trump told people to inject disinfectant to clean out their lungs

-Donald Trump calls veterans "losers and suckers."

-Donald Trump paid $750 in income taxes in 2016, and that was a large amount for him. Most years it was literally zero dollars

-Donald Trump has a secret Chinese bank account

-Donald Trump said that doctors were exaggerating Covid death totals so they could get more money

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS RACE EVEN CLOSE? This country is still so broken even if Biden somehow wins.

>>23713596
gonna come down to Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania again. Could end in a tie, in which case the house decides (biden wins).

>>23713611
Trump will sue his way to victory.

>>23713617
>that bulge

>>23713500
they did 4 years ago. mitch mcconnell will let the democrats filibuster and nothing substantial will get passed. it's all so tiresome.

>>23713603
>>23713605
>>23713632
Oh damn, I had a feeling that this wasn't going to be so simple, thanks for the info anons

>>23713632
if the republicans can contest and get a court case going, theyll win

>>23713636
This. I voted Trump again, but he didn't do shit with the first 2 years, while he was able.

>>23713368
NET puts.

>>23713621
30-40% of Americans have been successfully brain washed by Fox News and 100% of them vote. Democrats are incapable of producing a candidate that people actually want to vote for and keep betting on Americans voting against Trump.

CNN in full narrative control mode

>>23713635
Spare me
From me
Life that's full of misery!!!!!

>>23713430
Lmao stocks gonna pump and dump all over the place this week if msm refuses to acknowledge the truth. Is cash the best position right now.

Also i hope twitter gets shutdown. That jack dorsey guy pisses me off and so do a lot of these big social media companies. Would get puts on that company if it wasnt for its meme tard strength.

>>23713655
BOOBA

As I've seen the preliminary data I wanted to make an OFFICIAL STATEMENT just as I told I would.

Anons who told me about Florida, Cubans, overall tilt were the correctest. Even if old whyteys will tilt the state blue.
Anons who told about changes in Hispanic voting overall were also right, I stand corrected.
Those who said "up to 40% niggers vote Trump" are officially clinically retarded if they really thought so.
End of the official statement, thanks for your attention.

>>23713488
Thatd be super based. I hate that company.

>>23713632
House deciding would result in trump winning since there are more republican states in the house.
Each state can only vote once, so multiple delegates mean nothing.

>>23713645
Insider info on a Mongolian basket weaving forum? Oh yeah just be true

>>23713603
>>23713605
why are people saying this? Biden needs to steal two of the following: WI, MI, PA, NC, GA.
He is literally not going to win any of these. We will see most of them red on the map by tomorrow morning. Look at the numbers.
Biden loses with 243. 237 if he actually loses Nevada too.

>>23713656
If Trump wins say bye bye to Twitter. Trump will dump on them hard. Everyone is sick of them.

>>23713640
this is also a possibility, if it ends in a tie or the republicans contest the election it will be complete bedlam.

>>23713502
If he had that power i would. But twitter is one of those meme tier companies that usually wrecks put buyers.

>Both parties still feel good about winning
I am about to lose it. I'm going to smoke one more time; then report back in for results. Cannabro here reminding all of you that I was right about NJ and AZ legalizing cannabis; bonus that OR decriminalized hard drugs.

>>23713533
Hopefully
>1. Google
>2. Facebook

Any other companies with obvious agenda that are also social media in a way?

Id like to short these but i know theyll pull something out their sleeve.

>>23713677
It's not about "if's" when Trump wins again. I'm telling you, Twitter is a goner.

>>23713679
FRAUD

If trump loses or there is no GOP senate, stocks are not going anywhere, invest in China

>>23713621
4 MORE YEARS

>>23713668
didn't know that, good to know

>>23713670
All my TWTR puts are already printing. NET is complicit of the same thing TWTR is of section 203.

Long NET puts.

>>23713621

You’re a fuckin fag

VIX is waking up

Give him your power to bring oil, gas and fracking stocks back to life!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Market open is going to be amazing boys. We're in uncharted territory. Again.

>>23713673
Ehh idk knew this girl who uses it. Seems to be brainwashed into being an sjw, cut off contact with her soon after i saw her twitter that revealed her as an sjw (interesting as it's the second girl that hadnt revealed to me she was an sjw or even acted like one). First one liked me (was oblivious to it and anytime a girl was attractive i assumed i was imagining her attraction)

>>23713712
I have no idea what direction you are refereing to as I can see multiple bill traps and bear traps happening for the rest of the week.

>>23713717
>knew this girl
fake news detected

>>23713731

Awww baby learned a new phrase so cute

>>23713334
stop saying blood green you retards

>>23713711
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23713488
Very freemarket Republican of you.

>>23713717
What was the point of typing this? You wanted to make the point that sjws like Twitter? Wow man...just wow.

>>23713750
Did I say I was? Why are you just randomly claiming you know my ideology? Kinda weird.

>>23713694
>Cause they won't rip you off or sell inferior products

>>23713621
>muh Russia is a meme.
>Covid is also a meme.
>no he didn't, stop being retarded.
>they are.
>the tax structure favors the rich. i wish there was no income tax at all.
>don't care.
>they are, except it's not regular doctors (they are dupes), it's the medical establishment as a whole that's actually lying. these are the same people who said for years that margerine was healthy. you obviously don't know a lot about health and the pharmaceutical industry. you probably don't even know what the label "quack" originally meant.
you seem angry, you might want to listen to the arguments of people you disagree with. that's what 4chan is for, isn't it?

ill add i don't think they actually count the votes, and the results are all predetermined. so whatever.

>>23713761
That's capitalism and what brings money to shareholders baby

If trump wins we buy oil and defense stocks tomorrow

>>23713428
no war is not coming anon. one side has all the guns and they also happen to be the god fearing side with the hearts as well.

>>23713772
RTX

>>23713668
huh? no it would be voted on by house members individually. they don't vote as a block. you're thinking of the electoral college maybe?

>>237136 you're a fuckin idiot

>>23713621
>PLEASE BELIEVE MY LIES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

>>23713760
Why are you randomly assuming that's what I meant? Kinda wierd.

>>23713772
Just buy TQQQ before friday but let it crash tomorrow first

>>23713480
bitcoin doesn't give a fuck about anything and has an average november return of about 60% historically, so in bitcoin terms, yes, aliens landing and starting an intergalactic war would still be bullish for bitcoin in november.

>>23713772
I already have XOM and PLTR, is that a good start?

>>23713788
It’s just some pasta for the pol sticky, don’t pay any attention to it kek

>President still hasn't come out to speak after declaring a speech an hour ago

>>23713753
I was trying to make the point that the majority likely dont care if twitter is silencing trump. Which is why im hesistant on puts considering its memw status they could announce bankruptcy and be up over $100 per share

>>23713717
i hope you dont put too much stock in the sjw bullshit. some of them are horrible but some of them want you to argue back with them. you might actually click with one.

>>23713772
>oil and defense
Why??? Trump literally ended the never ending war in ME. Hes the most anti-war president in decades.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23713805
>the majority
Your example was a blue-hair type. That's an anecdote, not indicative of the majority sentiment.

>>23713805
The reason to buy puts is when "Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter and Square, arrested by DOJ" hits the news.

>>23713812
LMFAO

>>23713802

>>23713812
What happens if Uber drivers become contractors? I am against Uber and anything bullish for them. Tell me how to feel about this.

Biden won. Pack up your bags /pol/tards. Bye bye!

Lmfao sjwbro deleted his spurge.

>>23713834
kek

>>23713826
The default system is that they are contractors. Voting YES on this proposition would mean they remain contractors and that a pool of money will be created to help with health benefits. This would be very bullish for Uber and extremely bullish for Lyft. I am holding both.

>Drivers are legally contract workers
UBER AND LYFT SKY ROCKET TOMORROW!

>>23713777
No?
Only 1 congressmen from a given state is allowed to vote for the president in a tie situation.

>>23713839
Ugh, FUCK that shit. Glad I don't live anywhere near Cali.

>>23713849
Why do you hate Uber anon? Shorting it? This is also how it is run in every other state/country

>>23713840
is this a must buy

Bros. I'm looking at the ballot measures on California, and they are pretty based. I suppose even Calfiornians voted to ban gay marriage, so you know they aren't totally insane. How they manage to keep electing pieces of shit is another issue. And the fact nothing happened when judges forced Prop 8 out after the vote. California is such a deeply corrupt shit hole and a lot of people are held hostage.

Every state that hasn't finished counting yet is proving that their education is so poor that they are unable to count to double digits before needing a break. How long does it take to count fucking ballots?

>>23713654
Alright post feet and I’ll tribute

>>23713859
Its worse. The counting is done by machines. They are just lazy fucks and trying to stall to come up with a plan to fuck Trump and create fake ballots.

>>23713840
Pre-covid, I liked using Uber and used it often when I would go out drinking.

Now, I think I used it once when my truck battery died. Pretty sure that's the overall sentiment being that all uber drivers are niggers.

Whats a good entry point for Uber?

I'm so glad trump won

>Pennsylvania
Current vote difference: 693,145
2,009,967 + 2,703,112 = 4,713,079
64% votes reported, total PA vote therefore = 7,364,185
7,364,185 - 4,713,079 = 2,651,106 PA votes remaining
Theoretically: 65% vote Biden 35% vote Trump
0.65 x 2,651,106 = 1,723,218 for Biden
0.35 x 2,651,106 = 927,887 for Trump
1,723,218 + 2,009,967 = 3,733,185 for Biden
927,887 + 2,703,112 = 3,630,999 for Trump
It's possible.. but improbable..

>>23713852
Basically I used public transportation before covid and this year Uber has destroyed me withed gouged prices and I was eventually forced to boycott them and hope for their untimely demise.

public transportation would be nice if we had a eugenics program for homeless and mentally ill people

>>23713890
Big cities in general, yeah. I would never live in a city until they implement this.

Trump wins

>>23713870
You had all of last week to get in bruh.... Though if Uber has shit earnings this week, then you can try then. But since Prop 22 passed its going to be up big tomorrow.

[REDACTED] will win the election.

Ahhh I'm home, what a spooky election! Seems pretty obvious to me Trump has the rust belt in the bag and some shenanigans are being concocted. /es is up and /gc is down so I'm happy as a clam :3

FUTURES CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23713905
Election??
You mean the last one from 2020 that they cancelled soon after?

>>23713903
I bought Uber after the March crash and sold after I made 60% profit on it before it crashed again.

Uber will undoubtedly crash again at some point

>>23713812
>>23713839
So california taxpayers are going to foot uber and lyfts bills....that sucks!!!!! Who the heck are these people voting for this!? Make uber and lyft pay for it! Why should it come out of my pocket!?

Man if my business shows promise im gonna have to set up out of state to avoid all these taxes. Will also have to change residence to another state as i currently live with my parents (unemployed).

Guys give me some good stock option plays i want to get rich quick so i can get out of california.

>>23713882
Sad to hear anon! I'm too deep into Uber and Lyft to be too sad though. Hopefully they stop gouging you!
>>23713873
Interesting napkin math!
>>23713932
Stock Market General

>>23713843
Wow, I never knew about that rule until just now. I guess my social studies teachers were all idiots.

>>23713793
Bitcoin fags need to fuck off back to their own containment threads.

>>23713873
Trump can lose PA and still win as long as he picks up the rest of the projected red states

>>23713793

Fuck off with your shitcoins, when the hedge funds dump their bags it’s going to be glorious.

Also, anyone else notice that street shitters have been increasingly aggressive in their scams? I seen a few clearly obvious shitcoin scams in the past few days

>>23713932
>avoid all these taxes.
kek. resistance is futile anon due to California nexus laws. t. Cali biz owner. And, to you stock option question, fuck all that shit and all in bitcoin, not financial advice.

>>23713975
>all in bitcoin, not financial advice.
Lol'd. Be serious how risky is this versus going all in on buys calls for a company i hate (uber)? All these laws seem to point to them just going up cause the masses are easily swayed with tv advertisements rather than reading.

>>23713937
>smg
I dont get it this is smg. Now tell me what stocks to buy calls or puts on!!!!!!

>>23713334
madam presidante

guys im feeling a huge dump coming we may go back to 11200 before cash

>>23714010
Lul

So..when he opens his mouth, will line go up or down?

>>23713873
Allegheny County
219,106 Biden
157,006 Trump
Reporting 52% in
219,106 + 157,006 = 376,112
376,112 / 0.52 = 723,292 total votes
723,292 - 376,112 = 347,180 votes remaining

Montgomery County
196,925 Biden
121,416 Trump
61% reported
196,925 + 121,416 = 318,341
318,341 / 0.61 = 521,870 total votes
521,870 - 318,341 = 203,529 votes remaining

Philadelphia County
289,477 Biden
101,345 Trump
49% votes reported
289,477 + 101,345 = 390,822
390,822 / 0.49 = 797,595 total votes
797,595 - 390,822 = 406,773 votes remaining

Delaware County
120,945 Biden
79,344 Trump
59% votes reported
120,945 + 79,344 = 200,289
200,289 / 0.59 = 339,472 votes total
339,472 - 200,289 = 139,183 votes remaining

347,180 + 203,529 + 406,773 + 139,183 = 1,096,665 votes remaining
AC = 55.5% Biden
MC = 61.3% Biden
PC = 73.5% Biden
DC = 59.9% Biden

347,180(0.555) + 203,529(0.613) + 406,773(0.735) + 139,183(0.599) = 699,796 votes for Biden
Current vote difference: 693,145
Factoring in the extra votes he will pick up in all the other red counties.. doesn't look possible
Would require dramatic increases in % of AC, MC, and DC

>>23714014
Trump is the winner. Corrupt bureaucrats are delaying the inevitable in hopes they can cook up some bullshit.

>>23714014
Thanks anon

>>23714014
Please explain for someone who isn’t rainman anon, sincerely, another retard

>>23714020
Man these retards tried to steal the election and still can´t win vs Trump. How insane is that?

Presidential motion for voter fraud incoming?>>23714014

>>23713611
Definitely not LCI or Big5Sporting Goods

FUTURES GOING TO RED, THEY START TO PRICE IN TRUMP WIN IN EUROPE

>>23713621
None of that shit is true you dumb idiot.

How do they know that its not true that they are rigging it? Twitter, MSM, Facebook..they must have an insane information level

>>23714048
They were close. Thats the power of 10 million fake votes. This is why Trump NEEDS to pass voter ID. End this fucking circus.

>>23714049
"My fellow Americans, due to widespread voter fraud, I am issuing an executive order suspending the counting of additional ballots until proper federal oversight can be ensured. Also, fuck jannies."

>>23714061
Twitter, Facebook, MSM are complicit in rigging the election, both technologically (censorship), psychologically (demoralization), and physically (covering up fake ballots). Its pure corruption. Trumps biggest mistake was doing nothing about it.

>>23714065
What I want to know is WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO SINGLE CENTRAL SOURCE TRACKING ALL THE VOTES CIRCUMVENTING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA ENTIRELY FROM REPORTING GAY SHIT

Fox news guest is senile

>>23714032
There are 4 counties left in Pennsylvania that are going for Biden, Allegheny County, Montgomery County, Philadelphia County, Delaware County
If you project the current % of votes reported so far onto the remaining number of votes in these 4 counties, you get 699,796 more votes for Biden
Currently, in Pennsylvania the spread between Biden and Trump is 693,145
There are ~18 more red counties that still need to report 10-30% of their votes - although they are smaller counties, if you were to project the remaining votes in the same way, it would be much greater than the difference between the spread and the projected votes from the 4 counties
Therefore, it's fairly unlikely Biden can win Pennsylvania, without these 4 counties having a dramatically higher % of voters for Biden than reported so far

>>23714065
If Trump doesn't pass voter ID in the next 4 years he's a fucking idiot. He should have been pushing for it hard these last few years.

>>23714070
"Now go out... and grab them by the pussy" MAGA

Also get baited faggots that post was from reddit lol come on,
well this board is basically reddit so...
>>23713649
>>23713695
>>23713701
>>23713763
>>23713788
>>23714060

>trump 2020

>>23714086
>i was just pretending to be retarded I swear

>>23714086

>president announced a speech 2 and a half hours ago
The president will come out and speak shortly
>the orange man is a madman

alright boys what are you trump stock picks? the same as before or what?

>>23714093
>>23714094
posted in the las /smg/ thread too, lurk moar

>>23714104
Same as before. All aboard the AmeriCannaStock train. Next stop CURLF. Final destination IIPR divvie town.

>>23714101
I'm staying up until he talks. Gotta know whether I still live in the United States of America.

>>23714101
Twitter might have banned him from tweeting.

FUTURES

>>23714112
you would be willing to wait 2 and a half going on 3 hours; while the hoe is banging another guy. Texting you "just a few more minutes until i get there". Ya cuck

>>23714113
its a live speech. His kids just came in. PS noone in that room is wearing a mask.
>HIS WIFE WONT HOLD HIS HAND

TRUMP NOW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY4He-wswYA

Trump speaking!

Trump speech live
https://youtu.be/nGv0elzaiy4
Starting now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

FREEE FALLL

FUCK YOU DRUMPF CRASHING FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TRUMP SPEAKING NOW

Trump called Georgia!

Pride comes before the fall

Lmao this is going to be glorious

>>23714083
>The president
>passing a law
>that's primarily a State matter

"Ladies and gentlemen, PANIC!"

>>23714157
based anti-chelsea poster

Oh shit. It's happening, isn't it?

group of people. you know; the group of people.
>Results phenomenal
closest election yet; may be a literal tie. lost AZ, Barely won FL and TX.
>CLaims to win GA
>only 100k margin with 7% left.
this madman.
>They can't catch us
>Somebody declared
calling out fox news.
>Friendly trump voters; don't need AZ
Literally bullied the most favorited republican Senator of AZ of 30 years

>>23714157
He has to. Its simple as that. If he doesn't, then all his work will be undone in an instant and USA civil war will be on.

He's doing it. He's declaring victory. This will be a day you tell your grandkids about.

TRUMP LIVE
TRUMP LIVE
DECLARINF VICTORY!!!!
“TAKE ME TO COURT LIKE I SAID BEFORE KEK”

YES YES YES

I actually wish Trump would stop talking about fraud. Just talk about how it looks like you'll win, thats it.

>Don't need all the states
Barely up 100/200k
>Going after fox announcer
>was claiming to go to court yesterday
>claiming biden wants to go to court; when biden says wait to call the win until every vote is counted
>Trying to claim NC
6% left only, down 6k.
>just claimed he won the election
>ensure integrity
>See he is going to try to "find ballots"

>>23714167

He’s trying to pump up his shills. He’s Fucken delusional. Not even a Biden supporter but this is going the distance. NBC is REEEEEEEE’ing which is hilarious too

ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CONTESTED ELECTION CONFIRMED PREPARE YOUR BUTTHOLES

If Trump loses in an "upset" we will see civil war.

Victory has been declared

This is bullish, no?

VICTORY HAS BEEN DECLARED AGAIN, AGAIN

Lol this is such a shit show

Oh lord markets fucking tanking. Damnit Trump

Fox news is back peddling the AZ call because Trump.

>>23714213
No. The market was pricing in Biden's win. Look at germans. They are crashing

"We were getting ready to win this election... Frankly, we DID win this election."

Welp, democracy is fucked. See you guys in the Republic of America.

>>23713775
>god fearing
Sounds like youre talking about muslims

>>23714224
This. Biden would have mooned us all.

FUTURES SLIPPING AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED VICTORY

based trump giving us one more chance for cheapies before we take off for real

>>23714231
You don't want cheapies?

>Trump pre-empting Biden claim to victory, both before votes are finalized
Holy fuck the Transition Integrity docs were legit. It's actually happening :OO

HOLY FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY TANKING FUCK YOU NIGGER DRUMPF DIE DIE DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what is UVXY going to do tomorrow and the rest of the week? do we dump it or hold it?

>>23714246
I mean, Trump needed to do more to secure election integrity, but he didn't. Now hes got this nightmare bullshit to deal with.

>>23714248
If you didn't pull out expecting a shitfest, this is entirely your fault. You deserve the slaughter

SQQQ CHADS WHERE YOU AT

what the fuck is up with the nasdaq... i know tech mostly lobbies dems and i know uber doesn't have to make anybody an employee in ca, but still...

>>23714268
RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23714260
True. He honestlt needs to exert his power more. One of the weakest presidents in reality

>>23714271
Were you not paying attention to the Trump speech that just happened?
>>23714266
Cannabis is safe from the slaughter

>>23714244
No, I want my first million.

>bullfags going to wake up to this
>x3

>>23714279
no what he say

>>23714260
Yes I'm shocked he let it get to this point, didn't put anything in place to ensure immediate certainty. The docs came out almost two months ago, he had to have known this situation was probable

>>23714278
It doesnt help that everyone in the government is against him, even many Republicans. What he has managed to get done is very good.

I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR EXTENDED BULL TRAP

>>23714285
I'm already here and this will be settled by opening bell

UH OH

Futures don’t look that bad what am I missing?

>>23714293
He's managed to send this market into full on clown mode.

You guys did load up in VXX calls.. right?

>>23714313
actually go to the chart and see how much it just swung

TIS'F FUCKING GOING RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>THESE FUTURES
THESE FUTURES
>THESE FUTURES
THESE FUTURES
>THESE FUTURES
THESE FUTURES
>THESE FUTURES

little dictator crashing the market

>>23714313
They dropped from a +4/5 gain to -.1.2% loss right after the Orange mans speech

>>23714313
Futures here (Netherlands) just dropped 1.5% in less than a few minutes time

>>23714316
The market doesn't like this bullshit uncertainty.

>>23714293
>simp

This Fox guy is fucking dumb. Just calling out numbers with no context.

>>23714078
Thank you anon

>>23714293
Thats why i vote for him. The elites may hate him but he is what keeps the hoards from defending upon the elites.

>check my account
>everything fucking GREEN

*super saiyan powered up sound effect*

NEW WHERE

big dick qqq wins every time

Margins on key swing states and the amount of votes for Biden that need to be """found""". It's a lot. This will drag out but I think Trump is going remain 4 more years.

>>23714341
Trump is the elite you cuck. He partied and owned property in West Palm Beach; literally partied with Epstein. If you think Trump isn't part of the elite than you got some soul searching to do.

>>23714320

Lol.....


Aaaaa
aaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

AAHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CNN is so blatant its absolutely disgusting. The narrative is just already there, pop, as it develops its about Trump "disenfranchising" a few million votes by wanting a fair election for the remainder 200 million votes or whatever

Nevada is going blue!

>>23714379
So is WI

>>23714271
i think ppl think dems will give everybody money but make them stay home so they have to buy amazon shit... but that should of been priced in... trump def did better than he was supposed to... idgi

contested election means no stimulus

>>23714246
>Transition Integrity docs
Is that what that anon from pol was posting? Media blackout and such.

im surprised futures haven't been halted on the way back down lmao

>>23714385
Trump lost AZ and is about to lose WI. if he loses PA or MI then it's over.

What are you guys holding through this shitshow? GME&NIO here

>>23714224
Retard. Market was pricing in a trump win. Historically if the market ends green 3 months prior to election, the market is pricing in current president win and it's been correct over 80% of the time.

With that being said, tomorrow might be choppy since it's not official (although obvious as fuck he won) and the market hates uncertainty.

>>23714401
>IIPR
>CURLF
>GBTIF
>TCNNF
>FLOOF
>PLNHF
>SRAC

>>23714402
GA and WI are going blue fren. This is closer than you think.

realy funny watching america burn, it would be even funnier if I didnt hold american stocks

Unbelievable my take profits were actually the top for once. Thank you election

>>23714365
Take your meds.

>>23714132
>noone in that room is wearing a mask.
Why do i have to wear the ridiculous face mask still!? Looks this group of people dont care. The only ones screaming for the mask are msm and liberals. Why should i have to wear it cause of them. How do i short the msm on stocks and actually win on my puts rather getting btfod from a random pump.

Comparing votes in 2020 so far vs 2016 its crazy how many more people have voted. This is shady as fuck

Is this the blow off?

>>23714400
yea but the fact he could win should make tech underperform relative to shit gop likes like oil... instead tech is owning and everything else is down...

>>23714455
i'm not sure. I was just pointing that out. I think covid is the culling we need as a society

>mfw bought 20k of NIO puts

>>23714471
tech was +4% at the start of the election. It's relative bad as well.

That GA 7% trailing 1.7 mill. I am positive Trump lost GA.

>>23714401
gr8 b8 m8

>futures drop direct after trump speaks

>>23714480
They just announced expansion plans for EU.

>>23714512
Well, he announced uncertainty. That's normal.

>>23713334
I can't believe Trump just won and I went all in on SQQQ. Should I sell market open or hope confusion will make SQQQ rise in the short term?

Damn, why am I so low as to ask you guys for help

>>23714394
Nothing that crazy, but it's still insanely sinister. It's a wargame/simulation of election outcomes by a bunch of DNC and RNC elites, including the Podestas and Obama staffers. Basically it projected that in event of a close race either campaign would have the opportunity to try and obfuscate the results by prolonging the process past election night. They projected that in this situation both campaigns would be incentivized to prematurely declare victory, and whichever campaign did so first and swayed public opinion to them would end up winning

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/7013152/Preventing-a-Disrupted-Presidential-Election-and.pdf

>>23714514
ccp driven vehicles will be allowed in the west. biden has a better chance in PA

>>23714538
sell and protect your capital

How many points on SP500 are we realistically dumping?

>>23714556
hopefully alot i want to buy some and it will go to whatever the fair value is gonna be in a few months no matter what

>>23713621

>>23713334
What did trump say to tank futures? I missed it.

>>23713645
Should I sell FB?

>>23714572
I'm pretty heavy in UVXY, should I sell at some point tomorrow and put it into s&p etfs, or are we looking at extended volatility to make UVXY go up and s&p go down over a couple days?

>>23714585
It looked like trump would win so futures happy.
Trump came our and declared war and prematurely declared he won(an debatably for good reason).
The uncertainty fucked shit

>>23714538
SQQQ cucks don't deserve gains

>>23714556
Looking at 2000 it could get ugly, but it doesn't seem like it will go down fast this time. Might be because Trump is winning.

>>23714585
basically signaled that he's going to contest the election because counting votes he doesnt like isnt fair

>>23714585
Claimed premature victory and said if he started to lose he going to the courts. It is looking like WI, GA, and NC are going to biden though. Which would mean biden wins.

>>23714592
>>23714596
>>23714605
Why is this fat fuck always saying shit to tank the market. Just let my numbers go up in peace.

>>23714592
Everything is fucking rigged, I bet on Trump and guess what.. the fucking site canceled my bet.. I would have made good money

Fuck these cunts

JUST FUCK MY BETS UP

>>23714605
how come people keep saying it's the end of democracy that he'd contest the results lmao id say "going to the courts" is a pretty fair thing to do

>>23714605
>GA and NC to Biden
No

>>23714630
isnt making a bet a contract? do they have the legal right to cancel it? seems doubtful

>>23714645
because he wants to go to the courts to attempt to disenfranchise voters by throwing out legally cast votes

>>23714638
I shorted the hell out of solar and chink shit and depleted my margin

>contested election
>my long volatility goes up
>rebalance to long equities
>trump ends up winning via supreme court
>libtards mad and my port moons
holy FUCK i am SET

>>23714590
idk

Which publicly traded company produces riot gear, tear gas, fences and the like?

>>23714341
>>23714437
I'm all for free speech because people like you show how retarded and cucked they are

>>23714694
>he didn't do his research in january when it became clear the chink flu was going to last for a long while
I'll give you a pity stock and mention 3M, the normalfag gear

>>23714654
"Only the company has the right to cancel bets"

As I said, this shit is rigged

>>23714694
Aaxon is the taser company.

>>23714646
https://apps.npr.org/elections20-interactive/#/states/GA/P
>Biden is going to win 1.8mill in GA. in the final two counties.
https://apps.npr.org/elections20-interactive/#/states/WI/P
>WI also is going to give Biden 1 mil
NC is 100k with 94% in
MI is also going Biden.

>large concerted buy keeps us above 3333
I TOLD you!!!! Someone's protecting that price level

>>23713655

>>23714708
>he didnt use a hard money loan to get margin to short libtards today. Don't get me wrong. I have more than my house's worth in calls

>>23713488
>Can't wait for Trump to yeet Twitter into the garbage with an executive order.
this desu