/biz/ - Business & Finance

data scientist

professional fantasy mma player

I-illustrator.

Quant

linguist / translator

valet

NEET

Founding partner/Creative Director at a small agency

>>236743
I'm surprised no one here has poked fun at me yet.

>>236758
For children's books?

>>236759
Well, seeing as I'm not out of school yet, I'm going to assume I'm going freelance if I don't grab any internships.

So...freelance.

>>236763
What do you want to illustrate?

>>236763
Why don't you draw yourself a job?

Electrical Engineer (medical imaging systems)

>>236766
Honestly, anything that pays with money.

Everyone I know always starts off screaming video games, but I know the market is a lot wider then that. And there are careers to be made. My current professor used to be a medical illustrator for court cases. He is a well paid man.

Me personally, I'm drawn to Storyboard Illustration. And I also kinda have one foot in the door.

>>236769
Funny joke, but it can be done m8.

>>236773
tbh that sounds pretty interesting

>>236780
Oh, but its a lot of work, practice, and frustration considering its a craft. Drawing and illustrating is something one learns over decades of study, and usually people really come into their own after they find a good position.

In a market where skill and reputation is the main factor, you have to stay vigilant and dedicated. I can't tell you how many kids sign up for this and then trade majors because they thought it was going to be drawing anime bitches all day and realized that you have to draw people realistically, use reference, and stay up drawing all night not because its for a grade but because you need the practice desperately. Best believe the graduating class numbers are in the single digits.

Reality check for them, heaven for me.

>>236773

More power to you anon.

Recruiter.

>>236801
Military or College Football?

>>236804
Engineering.

>>236731
Private Equity Intern

>only person with an actual Finance jerb
God damn it /biz/

>>236798
I'm going to be really sad when this board turns into another torrent of memes and circle-jerking.

People are super nice when boards are first made.

NEET

Masturbator.

>>236836
Tru pimp.

economist

>>236862
same I hate it

Marketing Coordinator

Space Jew.

Electrical Engineer

accounting major

ATC, some days you understand why people call it a stressful job. Some days.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

Janitor

dental student

Data Administrator.

bartender

Private Equity Associate

hedge fund, vp ops

I.T. Technician

Millionaire lotto winner recipient every month for the next 36 years of my life.

>>236873

Brother.

>>236756
High five, I too run my own small design agency.

Are you actually a small agency, or just one person working under the guise of being an agency?

>>236743
High five! Art peoples making money.

cryptocurrency developer

Financial analyst in a rotational program for upper management at a Fortune 10. It's breddy gud, lots of other neat sounding jobs ITT too.

>>236731

Professor of Finance

Paramedic

And space jew ala
>>237035
>>236873

>>237121
>>237119
>>236984
>>236978
>>236814

We've got some finance bros up in here at least.

Where are you at Professor?

Intern- are you at the undergrad or grad level and have you done traditional IB analyst grind yet?

>>237126
>>237121

>Where are you at Professor?

I'm at a top state school. If the next year or two of publications work out, I might be able to transition to the elite privates, but it's somewhat long odds. I am 80% confident of tenure where I am.

>>237033

>not choosing the lump sum option

meteorologist

Gineering student, sell boutique style tube amps and pedals to guitarists on the side

research admin for a math finance dept

Geophysicist

Low level retail manager at a non-for-profit.

>>236814
>Private Equity Intern
>actual Finance jerb
>Intern
>jerb

You wont last long.

>>236814
>intern

get the coffee bitch.

>>236731

I'm a third year medical student. No debt.

>>236731

Real estate broker

Professional bitter poli sci/philosophy graduating double major with history minor.

Was going to law school for dual JD/MBA but I figure I should find the unicorn that is a full time job before I go, don't think it's smart to keep buying boomer bullshit about loans. Fool me once and all that.

For now I'm a crossing guard.

>>237180
>Professional bitter poli sci/philosophy graduating double major with history minor.

So gross. You know nobody wants anyone anymore who cant do the math?

P,P&E/Statistics double major with a history minor and an M.S. in Applied Mathematics.

>>237182

Enjoy that high school teach job.

>>237182

Some day I'll find a website that isn't overrun by smelly STEM kids with no actual experience.

If what you said is true then everything in the world not directly dealing with math wouldn't exist. There's so many careers that don't really need advanced knowledge of maths. Not that I'd expect knowledge of that from some underclassman fag whos dick is still wet from his shill adviser sucking him off.

>gross

I guess. Maybe I'll be happy when you're ten billion a year starting salary is paying my welfare.

Underwriter.

>>237191
>Liberal Arts
>Can't do your/you're

Hope you like the taste of that government teat. You'll be there a while.

Paramedic

>>237203

Perhaps one day I'll be so successful that I'll come to 4chan and brag about a future I don't have and am not guaranteed. Where my only worry in the world is Mohammad and Ming Mai Ling undercutting my 300K STARTING ANY JOB offers.

>>236731
>You there, anon. State you profession.
Full time student, part time job at medical campus library, and hopefully I'll be getting a good finance internship this summer.

>>236797
>tfw I never went to college and working as a professional illustrator for 5 years.

Just an advice anon, Try to publish a portfolio that you want to do like rather than making something that "sells". A varied portfolio is somewhat a turn off for employers.

I made that mistake when I was starting so just focus on what field you want to enter first and focus on expanding you repertoire as you gain more experience.
Good luck man.

>>237241
Will do artist bro, thanks for the advice!

>>236745
What language?
>>236933
What would you rate it/10?

Student/Private Tutor.

Sales rep for a third party Sprint store.


I hate my life.

Criminal Lawyer.

Ex-game programmer. Trade FOREX full time at home now.

>>236881
how much you making brother/what you working on

Linguist. Still finishing my degree though.

NEET though I've just had an interview for animal necropsy at a major animal research laboratory.

My sister will hate me forever but it's a job.

>>237375
Maybe you should tell your sister to stop taking medicine forever or grow the fuck up and stop crying about lab rats.

Commercial Finance broker, my speciality is debt finance but I also do a lot equity/acquisition fund raising.

I'm only 22 so I want to do this for a few years before starting my own firm or moving into more corporate side of things

>>237376

To be fair this is Huntingdon Life Science.

Somebody snuck in with a camera once and found a couple of guys punching a puppy in the face. They don't have a great track record.

>>237377
what does a broker do?

Seems like such a pointless job, creates a middle man when there doesn't need to be one

>>237386

On what grounds are you assuming that there never needs to be one?

>we don't need factories people can just make their own shit, why bring in a middle man
>american education

student, planning to become NEET in the near future

>>237386
Well for starters, I have contacts (mainly lenders) that aren't easily reached by the public. I know how to present a client in a positive light, and we get good deals because of the good relationships we build through referrals over time.

There are many reasons to go through a broker, a lot of people come to us after they have been burnt by the banks or lenders because they thought they could do it themselves

>>237395

What do I need to study to become NEET? Can I do it with just a four year degree or do you need a Master's?

software engineer. i hate it. lost all interest for everything computer/programming related. going to start working part-time to do something else.

>>237380
Oh, well in that case you can get fucked.

Studying Physics

>>237400
>live in australia
>do university course after university course
>government pays for it
>can do two days a week and still pass, 5 days a NEET
>do this over and over building up my hex
>never get a job so never have to pay it back
feels good man

>>237398
Bit late to this but...

>>237386
>>237377
We can see your ID.

>>237421
Also consider going minimum full time.

>>236731
P-potter, sir.

Equipment operator

In the macro modelling division of my country's central bank

Information Technology Manager at a Fortune 500 company

Bite me.

>>236737
>>236740
>>236742
>>236751
>>236755
>>236756
>>236763
>>236801
>>236814
>>236821
>>236862
>>236871
>>236946
>>236978
>>236984
Fags

>>236737
I am interested in this job. Tell me more.

>>236755
>NEET
This is my current profession.

>captcha
unemployed humatt (human?)

Elementary school teacher.

Real estate agent

Journalism. Financial sector

>>237334
maybe a 5. Its not exciting but job prospects are good.

Sell side equity research analyst. Interesting but it totally blows because of
>sell side

Reckon I'll fuck off and work for a non profit in the tropics pretty soon

>>237833
Accounting major here.

I hope you have some experience under your belt before graduating, or you're in for a real shock as far as job prospects are concerned.

Jr Portfolio manager

>>237380
>Punching a puppy in the face.

Really?

Tarmacer, feels good not to be sat behind a desk like most other sad annons here

>>237855
Desks are cozy as fuk nigga.

>>236731
Navy Officer Candidate
Full Time Student
3D Printing Lab supervisor.

>>237844
I'm only a sophomore right now. I'll get an internship next summer. I'm not worried

>>237914
Work at HR Block or whatever tax joint next tax season. Get a regular office job where you handle invoices or something in the meantime.

Penis inspector.

>>238021
You're not the penis inspector...

>>237933
I never thought about working at h&r, that's an awesome idea. thank you anon

MY PROFESSION?
you know, I've always wanted to be a baker.

>>236731
School principal of a school where all the kids have guns.

Anti-pope where the papal estates are the internet.

Black sheep of a family whose relationship with other families is indicative of the nature of my position.

Slave nigger for the man

>>237845

Which asset class and do you lead a team of analysts

Full Time Occupation: University Student
Major: Business Management with a specialization in Entrepreneurship
Part Time Occupation: Target Employee

I am actually here to try and educate myself on some real world business and finance lessons. Maybe learn practical knowledge through others' experiences.

>>>238432
>Entrepreneurship

do you actually have a business that you started or plan to start?

Full-time university student, studying Actuarial Science.
Part-time commissioned suit salesman.

I love saving money through university. Once I have a $5000 rainy day account the rest is getting invested.

Server

>>238440
I am interested in starting some sort of inventing firm. It has been a dream of mine since I was a kid to create the newest and best technologies; creations that will push us into the future. I learned that being an Engineer means that you use most of your time inventing trivial things or fixing things for others instead of yourself (and the only time I would be able to invent things of my own would be with my limited time and resources).

I decided to follow the old rule (around 10th grade of a complete future change) of "surround yourself with individuals smarter than yourself" and pursue a future as a business owner. I would handle the business aspects of the company and would pay people to invent my ideas for me (of course that is a very summarized and dumbed down concept of my whole plan).

Plus, I don't want to be poor my entire life and I have found that I am quite good at conducting business and starting potential business ventures. Of course I understand starting a business is one of the most risky and potentially difficult things for a student to do, but I believe I have the brains, creativity, and drive to ultimately follow my dreams and become successful.

>>238469

Good job finding the financing to start such a company m8, it´ll take around 50 mill at least.

You gotta have some crazy ass connections to pull that off, and a very complicated business plan.

public defender

>>238489
I understand the difficulties and barriers of entry for the larger inventing firms that create truly revolutionary pieces of technology, so my plan from right out of the gate is to start small. The company I plan to start with is a normal inventing firm inventing and selling/selling the rights to more commercial goods. The barriers to entry are still decently high, but I still have two years to keep working out the kinks in my business plan (and most of what I am telling you is a very summarized and simple explanation of everything I have planned so far). I can see myself being able to start a small firm and either find a way to sell it and start a larger one or grow it large.

I mean, you don't have to be rich to start a successful company. Look at many of the great entrepreneurs that made it big ludicrously quick off of just their ideas alone. I am not saying I will get the same luck they had with my ideas, but I believe my ideas, knowledge, and expertise will ultimately carry my business idea from just a concept into a full fledged successful firm (and hopefully someday a corporation).

Though if you have any friendly advice, I would love to hear it. As previously stated, I am here to learn more than anything.

>>238515

I wish you good luck, do you have any ideas about new technology? I mean, you must do or else all of this planning of yours might be completely in vain.

I understand if you don´t want to share the ideas.

Activist Investor

Traveling Merchandiser

>>238469
email or twitter?

>>238529
Naw. I am cool with sharing general concepts.

Pretty much I have ideas ranging from when I was a child all the way up until now. A lot of it is military technology (because I went through a phase where I loved guns and everything having to do with the military, plus I know how much the military gets for a budget per year). Some ideas incorporated using carbon fiber, toxins/chemicals, and synthetic diamonds in weaponry/armor. It sounds silly, but honestly, if you can start several production facilities for both the carbon fiber and synthetic diamonds (the lab created diamonds) you could make a mint off of it alone, let alone using it as raw materials for military technology. I was thinking recently into looking up the possibility of forging a synthetic diamond and carbon fiber type of alloy (using other materials and agents to help the bonding process). The idea was creating the perfect armor. Of course, because I gave up on my dream of becoming an engineer to chase business ventures, I leave all of these ideas in a journal for future use. No matter how impossible certain ideas seem now, I am sure with a little bit of brain power (along with technology catching up to your ideas) I can turn these concepts into a reality (even if they aren't the exact same as the original idea).

My life long dream is creating either a form of heaven on Earth (using Neuro-sciences mixed with computer technology in a form of an internet) or to create a form of immortality (through synthetic or biological means). You can laugh at these ideas, but I believe I was born in the perfect era, because these technologies are right in my grasp, and I want to get successful enough to be the forefront pioneer on these projects.

>>238555
I don't use Twitter too often. I only occasionally check it for updates on certain people usually, but I can see me using it more in the future for more than just that.

For now, have my casual account that I use the most:
https://twitter.com/MLPNope

My email is:
MLPNope@gmail.com

(don't mind the name. it is just a username I made because I spend more time on /mlp/ as a namefag than anywhere else on 4chan)

Professional Dole Scum

Fast food worker
a-am I the only one? ;_;

Commercial insurance broker

>>237197
Fuck you and 'hurr durr standard +10% this year'

>>236731
Economist and Medical Doctor.

Business owner/Inventor

Tax professional for a certain Western European government

>in b4 accountants rage at me because I prevent their clients avoiding having their income stolen

software engineer, trying to get into project management

>>237380
>a couple of guys punching a puppy in the face
fucking what

Buy-side investment analyst

document destruction

Plumber

>>237380
I know an electrician who secretly took pictures at a company that made surgical staples of dogs being treated really badly- he turned into an animal activist.

>>238759
People that do medical research on animals often start hating the animals in order to justify causing them pain.

>>236731
Student and casual labor.

>>238847
>found .gif of dog getting punched
I'm gonna go vomit.

>>238889
I'm not the original dude

>>238580
high five me bro

>>238662
you are the most honest person here, console yourself with that :^)

I work at a toy store

Rapist

>>237269
Well I guess I need to elaborate this more.

I think you should focus on an artstyle with different themes per se.

Say you wanna make some realism western artwork with a fantasy/ scifi feel. do it.

If you want an anime style, do the same thing with the themes.

Children's book illustration is pretty straight forward and 2d animations as well.

Welp, that's what I did anon. So it will either work for you or not. it's still up to you what you'll choose.

see you around man.

I run a farm mill

plastic surgeon

>>236758
Post an illustration

>>236731
Closet Philosopher, Tactician, and Idea man.

Farmer

Certified Financial Planner at a fee-only RIA.

King of all NEETs. 300K starting.

Biology PhD student, stripper

>>236731
Customer Assistant/picker/dogsbody/gofer.

What I should be doing is Production Operator, but economy.