/biz/ - Business & Finance

cunny

Trump is gonna win again and it's gonna be hilarious again

What happens tomorrow?

>>23703236

I'm back in bros, this is the dip. Trump wins and stonks go to heaven

I cringe whenever I see people bragging about buying PLTR.

>>23703246
basically nothing, volatility will go down, theta gang wins again

>UVXY
you better moon tomorrow you piece of shit

>>23703253
>not owning big brother tech
ngmi fren

>GME back above my cost average
>Trump winning FL and PA

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

just received $ from JPM, T and VZ and still have LOW wthis week with COST O and AAPL next week.

>>23703253
you get shaken out or something? stop being so soft

BASES yt channels?

ENERGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0

buy sbe

this market volatility is killing me

Today is the biggest sell signal in history
>stocks up for NO reason
>mango in chief likely to contest election when he loses
>riots likely to continue
>covid running rampant
>stocks still 50% overinflated across the board
>second wave beginning
If I were you I would dump everything today while you still can. Otherwise be bagholding for months if not years.

RKT
NIO
GME
SBE
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT

>>23703310
the VIX is dropping

>>23703318
Vix is not volatility, it's an indicator.

>>23703313
tl;dr buying stocks

>>23703317
>NIO
>GME
>RKT, eh
1.5/4 anon, could be better

why, yes I bought 40 BABA shares at openingbell today

AAAAAAAA

IM STILL SO FUCKING REDDDDDD

>Amd
>Regeneron
>dexcom
>FUCKING BOEING FUCK YOU PLANE

do any of you fucks go outside?? probably not.. so you should buy GME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIHF7u9Wwiw

Yay Trump!

WHAT LIVE ELECTION MAPS ARE YOU GUYS USING

>>23703328
ok
what does it indicate

>>23703222
>trying to save 500$ every month
>applying it in investment funds and reserving a part for stocks
>making 50-100$ every month with stocks
I-I hope I make it one day bros

>bull trap

>>23703272

BABA chads
Remember your training

BIG DUMP COMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23703313
right conclusion, wrong reason. In any case, buy SQQQ before power hour. The market is going to swing back to mean before close.

>>23703318
this vix volatility is unbearable

>>23703273
xom threw me a penny, but I'm still blood red, should just take my losses at the next gap

I wonder how do you bet on which president will win the election for fat cash?

>>23703343
Don't post that faggy zoomer xanax shit rap here big5.

>>23703372
>be british
>find bookie
>get stabbed

>>23703372
Betfair, predictit

At what point should you stop trying to accumulate profit and simply sell to secure what you have? For example, if you've gain 10% profit from an investment, is it greedy to try to seek out more for fear of missing out on 15% or 20%? This is advice for someone still new to figuring out when it's better to walk away.

>>23701813

now up over 20 points from entry

Did you remember to vote, /smg/? Also post em if you got em.

>>23703348
none until the polls start closing

>>23703363
Not enough of a dip.

I'm all in again. 0% cash. This is bearish.

>>23703397

Just set trailing stops. If it runs it runs if it doesn't you're out with profit.

bros.. where can i find an investing mommy

>>23703401
COHEN???!

>>23703264
i was a 'tard and thought it would move up bigly. sold out for a minor loss, better money to be made elsewhere.

DOW dropping exactly 20 points in one hour

>>23703402
technically the polls in two villages in NH are closed, the vote stands at 16 to 10 for Trump

>>23703371
depends on if you see oil rebounding. I'm hodling my PSX and CVX, reinvesting dividends but not adding to the position with new capital. new energy sector capital is going to NEE and i'm looking for a nuclear energy play because once china's thorium molten salt reactors come online, the world is going to see what true energy independence looks like

>>23703363
TFW bought BABA dip today and MSFT dip yesterday

Do I go all in gme now?

I'm tired of looking at these other stocks

>>23703363
this morning when we were in $280 land, i sold a bunch of retardedly OTM put credit spreads for relatively fat premi. Then I bought them back for pennies. Feelsgoodman

I need Mattell to hit $15
Come on christmas shoppers!

FUCK THE FAGGOT WHO TOLD ME DUDEWEEDSTOCKSLMAO WERE A GOOD BUY

>>23703266
You have 10 other companies doing the exact something with much higher valuation and with ACTUAL EARNINGS. You fell for the meme, Anon

>>23703434
Dont buy the fucking top retard

>>23703349
Black-scholes 30-day average IV, not vola or even price action. It's so fucking simple. Yikes retard.

>>23703372
I rather bet on swing states, betting on who becomes president is boring.

If Trump wins will SBE take a hit?

>>23703418
the bank. just walk in and ask one out

>>23703447
That retard smokes weed, why the fuck would you listen to him? I filtered him awhile ago.

>>23703453

can you tell me what IV stands for?
thanks for helping a dummy like me

>>23703447
dude that's on you for taking "Cannabro" seriously when he has money in fucking AMC and has a $3K portfolio
obviously he is not trading with fundamentals

>>23703452
This. Y'all out here buying on a bull day fucking retarded. Get your stocks on red days and sell 'em on green. What is wrong with some of y'all?

>>23703419
>woman as president
Immediately disregarded

>>23703313
>for NO reason
I spammed the reason yesterday. Election days are HISTORICALLY bull days.
Youre either new or a fucking retard.

>second wave beginning
Retard confirmed.

>>23703397
sell half at 1R (1x whatever your risk is), move your stop loss up to break even, and use some other method like indicators or a trailing stop to determine when the other half gets taken out. simple as. the key is to have a system that you follow strictly.

>>23703447
Everyone told you over and over again that pot stocks are fucking dead and always will be, but somehow you still fell for the meme.

>>23703447
did you really listen to him....

>>23703475
It's a variable inferred by black-scholes option pricing model (in this case) using the current price of options at the various strikes. It stands for implied volatility. It is called implied because it's not volatility. Thanks for playing, come back when your IQ gets back to the positives.

>>23703487
idk if it was you, but if it was, thank you. Sold my SQQQ for a nice profit yesterday before the market bulled this morning.

Whats are these fines/fees for holding SQQQ overnight?

>>23703475
>can you tell me what IV stands for?
intravenous, he is probably on drugs

>>23703478
>y'all

>>23703373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFXPG2ICn5E

sorry I don't listen to the same thing for 25+ years

>>23703498
Good job friend.

>>23703504
And what's your third-person plural? Fuck off.

>>23703499
If you don't pay those fees within a week, a repo man will harvest your organs in your sleep.

>>23703478
I want to sell everything and just hold nio and gme

Rlftf fucked me.

>>23703499
Immediate regret and loss of hope

>>23703348
I'm from the future. Take this to Bovada and make some money Anon.

waiting for the dump

election day sp500 almost always positive. wall street knows trump gonna win, but dems will try cause some chaos not accepting results so market will likely volatile

>>23703515
>you all
>3rd person
ya'll retarded as fuck

>>23703397
As >>23703488
says, just move your stop and reassess. A good time to sell is after a parabolic move (those typically end in a wide-range bar, at least 3 bars in the same direction, preferably at least 2 total wide-range-bar, and the last bar should leave a top wick behind, preferably a large one). Other signs can be used to indicate the end of the trend as well.
I'm not a fan of selling one half myself, but it could make you more comfortable because you're locking in profit and freeriding everything leftover.

My SQQQ certificate (eurofag) that I bought yesterday will close down for trading in one hour and open at 08:00 am London time. Do I hold or sell tonight or hope for the best and sell in the morning?

>>23703497
do you have a better way to measure volatility than the 'implied volatility' calculation?

>>23703363
why did it drop though

>>23703539
forward looking I mean

anyone can measure historical volatility obviously

>>23703373
also.. i don't see anything wrong with chillen.. popping some xanax and listening to music while trading....

>>23703507
Why does everything about you suck big5? Let me post some music that's actually based.
https://youtu.be/LTLjNjPoDYw

BUY SQQQ TODAY, WE DIP TOMORROW BEFORE THE BULLRUN

>>23703560
How much will it dip?

>>23703222
>pee pee poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo pee pee poo poo edition
based

>>23703490
>Anon posts pot stocks
>Ten anons explain why not
>Anon posts AMC
>Ten anons explain why not
>Someone buys anyway
What is the point of coming here if you have such a shit signal to noise filter?

Trump talking

http://twitch.tv/cowo

Im putting all 2.7k I have into NAK wish me luck bros

BUY LCI

>>23703539
In realtime? No. In hindsight? Average ATR or ATR to average ATR or average wick to body ratio or depth of continuous move over depth of retrace or on-volume stdev or L2 price-volume distribution density (another kind of implied vola that works better and may work as a leading indicator) or pivots-per-minute or... lots of ways in other words.

>>23703574
this is an incredibly rare apu

mind if I save it

>>23703556
Is this your setup?

>>23703587
Not buying your bags faggot

>>23703577
>>23703550
So buy NIO?

>>23703556
monitors too small and far away, rip eyesight

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

>>23703595
Do what makes you happy fren life is short

>>23703600
Have fun staying poor then.

>>23703577
imagine the smell

>>23703557
jesus christ.. sounds like a late night karaoke when everyone is still sober

>>23703573
I thought Kayleigh had both of her titties lopped off? Why are her titties good looking in this interview?

>>23703574
I did two things. I have 500 shares of NAK and 100 of UVXY and making profit on both

>>23703615
Christ

>>23703515
>third person plural
....we’ll?

>>23703557
gura is a 10x better singer than miko

>>23703615
Probably like honeysuckle

Are we going down now?

>>23703557
Holy cringe

>>23703604
How many NIO shares do I need to qualify for a gf

IT'S FUCKING GOING DOWN SINCE BEINGF FLAT FOR 3 HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23703604
I have 216 nio since 9ish.

I would be afraid to buy now. It seems unreal to me that it just keeps going up.

I really would like to just go all in so I can forget about it but I am a little afraid to

I think today, of all days, a wait and see approach is a solid strategy.

>>23703577
How does one get invited to these?

>>23703515
"hey guys"

>>23703379

>>23703596
as of now.. yeah... i had to build a desk first.. but i've been busy doing other shit in my life and kinda came home one day and was like.. alright.. i need to get my desk shit figured out.. cause i didn't have one (atleast not a practical one)

Slow crab market

>>23703620
Don't speak rudely of based Miko. If you don't like her thats fine but keep your opinions to yourself please.

>>23703675

>>23703222
why did BABA crash? do I buy?

a whore for your troubles

Below 3360 expect this sell to accelerate

>>23703661
>busy doing other shit
Everybody says this, but what exactly is "other shit".

how hard is ZM going to tank after the red wave

>>23703606
no way man.. i'm lounged back doing other shit... only really get up if I see something going on or have paperwork to do.. in my upright position i'm close to having vr headset on

>>23703660
>"Thanks for the NKLA tip, Brick Top!"
>"Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not."

>>23703687
>no tits
>random cringe tattoos
Pass

okay boys. say we stay at this ~+2% increase today into close. tomorrow, we either dump or pump. what are the odds tomorrows volatility is negated by end of week? theres no way we have a green day today, a green day tomorrow, and just more green fucking dildos into the end of the week, right?

BIG RED COMING SOON

TAKE ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23703347
that bitch has the lowest quality 2d rig out off all the Holos.

>>23703713

>>23703614
Tells people to buy something, doesn't say well.

Keep your bags nigger.

>>23703689
i have another couple businesses that i just text back and forth until email is needed.. but today.. i'm about to go to this girls house for a lil so been texting her all morning..

>>23703703
i'll post another if you answer the question

>>23703697
Filtered

>>23703725
>doesn't say well.
well

Guys the line for Biden keeps getting more and more bets... Trumps really finished isn't he?

>>23703222
is there a non-leveraged index fund you would buy over VOO and why?

>>23703735
Keep ya bags niggah.

Buy GME to make your bags heavier too.

>>23703751
I already have a shit ton of gme.

Is it time yet?

>>23703694
big brain poster right here

>>23703720
buy $PG, they own tampax

Damn I was hoping my Financial stocks would be up more today since it looks like Trump will win.

>>23703745
VTI or SWTSX
VOO just captures the 500 top public companies. You are better off capturing the entire publicly traded companies in an index fund. That way you dont miss the next Amazon

CRSR
>CRSR
CRSR
>CRSR

>>23703756
>Fuck I can't boog I have to go to work tomorrow

>>23703731
BABA is down because it's chink vapor shit. Don't buy at any cost. Now, I prefer my women with large penises. Get to posting.

I bought back into RKT today.

>>23703745
SPY 'til I die, nigga

>>23703757
Anon please, its only the third...

>>23703755
Jesus Christ, then we had really better not take your buying advice.

>>23703556
what's your strat with the BB's?

FLOOR ABOUT TO BREAK IN THE HORIZONTAL CHANNEL WE'VE BEEN IN FOR 3 HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23703771
I bought the dip yesterday but havent looked at it today
where we at

>>23703776
I bought back in yesterday. Expecting a huge moon post election.

>>23703776
Major sell signal

>>23703782
spy has a higher expense ratio and lower div yield, though

>>23703447
Shoulda bought cron, they're the only ones holding up thru this whole thing

>>23703772
I have the leave of absence paperwork already filled out

>>23703790
DIE TQQQ DIE PIECE OF SHIT

The stock market has become the crypto market with this volatility

>>23703687
>WASD tattoo
That’s a man, baby!

>>23703785
no
I must keep posting until you can look at her without your sinful urges

I do this for you

>>23703794
Currently gathering energy

>>23703798
>they didn't buy WKHS under $20 again
You've had 1.5 years.

CRSR

tomorrow should be red right? i shouldn't be buying today

>>23703756
The fire rises.

>>23703789
depends on what i'm trading.. for small caps i'm looking for a pinch.. for anything bigger like futures contracts i'm looking for the trend to hug one side or the other

>>23703768
amazon/tesla/etc doesnt seem to have helped VTI overcome VOO, VOO has outperformed it, though very slightly

https://stockanalysis.com/voo-vs-vti/

>>23703849
>tomorrow should be red right?

Why not line go down

>>23703852
>that comic
Liberals can't even fire a gun without getting ptsd.

>guy on CNBC unironically says "it depends how many of the deplorables are going to show up this time"

wow. completely shameless, eh?

>>23703814
Thank you anon

>>23703863

Keep underestimating. It'll end well.

>>23703852
seeing this made me happy, thanks anon

>>23703864
They started seething yesterday when reality began smacking them in the face. Biden is done.

buyers are fucking gone bros what do we do

>>23703478
Bought all my shit yesterday
Sitting today out
That’s a man
Post benis.

>>23703852
Based. Trumptards get the rope too.

HD chads report in

>>23703880
its lunchtime

everyone went out for pidser and koler today to celebrate trump's victory

just wait a couple hours

>>23703869
Oh believe me I hope for nothing more than a massive civil war with tons of bloodshed. I'm just not gonna be the one fighting it, you are. I'm going to show up after and loot the corpses of both sides.

>>23703869
ok edgelord

>>23703863

>>23703893
that picture is too true

>>23703654
By setting it up yourself

>>23703869
>Keep underestimating. It'll end well.

>>23703687
did my own research, apparently baba crashed because Ant Group IPO -- with alibaba has a 33% stake in -- was suspended by Chinese regulators. It's probably a reactionary crash and will soon recover, although perhaps not to pre-suspense levels for a little while.

THEY'RE TAKING THE PROFITS TO ISENGARD!
>THEY'RE TAKING THE PROFITS TO ISENGARD!
THEY'RE TAKING THE PROFITS TO ISENGARD!
>THEY'RE TAKING THE PROFITS TO ISENGARD!
THEY'RE TAKING THE PROFITS TO ISENGARD!
>THEY'RE TAKING THE PROFITS TO ISENGARD!

>>23703893
Gas grills are superior to charcoal no matter how much you seethe.

>>23703919
Does anyone even care about the show after Dio?

>>23703880
become a seller.

>>23703852
REPENT

>shorting

Someone else can bake next, I'm out

SWTSX (or VTI/VTSAX) - Dump in green loads on dips. + few stocks. Live life. Sleep like a baby at night. I honestly don't got a worry in the world. My stress level is nil. Cause my only debt is my house payment for one thing.

>>23703945
only trannies, in all seriousness

>>23703919
God, it wasn't a just a shipost... The left actually can't meme.

Alright, the market realizes Trump is going to win. Give me Trump win pump stocks. Go go gog ogoggoogog

>>23703953
By anon, hope you're going to the polls to vote Trump.

>>23703894
the line on Biden just ticked further in his favor... Why guys? WHY!!!!!

>>23703964
The left doesn't understand humor, only seething copium.

I’m not feeling so good BABAbros, think I’m gonna dump these EOD and just cut my loss.

>>23703972
the line is not looking at polls and shit
the house is just trying to balance money on each side of the bet

it only means there are retards still out there betting on biden

>>23703943
They're forcing the memes from reddit!

>>23703869
I bet you think owning a gun is good enough. I liken firearm skills to playing an instrument. Sure, you might have some natural talent, but you will never compete with someone who has been practicing for years. These skills do not develop overnight.

Remove (()) from the market so this can actually drop. Been riding 3360 for ages.

>>23703988
>3/19
BABA will be a $350 stock by then

WE ARE OUT OF STEAM BULL CHADS

>>23703988
Hold long term

>>23703944
Possibly the gayest take I’ve ever seen on this board

this is clearly trending down now and will only accelerate

>>23703945
not worth it after everybody turns into twinks

Should I FOMO in to NIO?

>>23703995
>>23703982

It is just painfully obvious they recruited some subhumans from DemocratUnderground or Reddit to shill all week as if its going to change anyones mind here.

Remember that the DOW went up 6K points when Trump was elected the first time.

Are you long or short /smg/?

if you aren't holding

NIO
XPEV
LI

you're not gonna make it anons

>>23703745
>>23703768
What would happen if I bought VOO LEAPS 2 years out ATM, is that like, free money?

>RIDE
>WKHS
WE ARE BACK BABY
NEVER
DOUBT
THE HORSE

>>23703944
>not using a smoker
nmgi fren

>>23704011
>>23704024
I'm gonna get fucked on IV after Thursday though

>buy TLT in my options account
>use it as collateral for short puts
>write calls on TLT as well
How smart is this? I don't see the downside.

>>23704045
You got convinced after last night too, huh?

>>23704041
I did

>>23703944
Hank? Is that you?

>>23703965
AAL

Why tf is SPY crawling on election day? Do you think it will reach 345 by tomorrow?

Lol at the desperate attempts to stall the bleedoff.

>>23704047
how does a leap differ from a call, other than being over a year? is it the same thing? google isnt helping

TELL me what to buy and i buy what biz says, simple economics

>>23704044
If you arent Long youre Wrong

Just woke up how's GME fellas

>>23703944
>gas grills are superior to charcoal no matter how much you seethe
By God. Boy ill tell you hwat

>>23704044
Death to America

>>23704098
Same thing, it just means it's far out.

>>23704108
A scam as always

>>23704041
Yes. Yesterday I sold the last 30k of my AAPL at a 3% loss to immediately buy NIO. I'm happy I did. If you are nervous about the election wait a couple of days for the dust to settle.

>>23704100
I've got long puts does that count?

>>23703893
i own both but prefer LOW

stores are cleaner, neater and the workers obviously do less meth

is this bullish?

Looks like I will be holding my puts over night

>>23704044
long after this dumbass election bullshit over, i’m so tired of it

>>23704122

Are you baiting? You wouldn't just lie to me right?

im selling AAPL covered calls right now

>>23704045
kek
I am the original
>NIO
>XPEV
>LI auto
poster - it's funny seeing it now be parroted - if they go belly up, I will feel great shame

>>23704143
Biden wants to crash the economy and enforce 100% lockdowns for 4 years. Not bullish

>>23704165
electric cars are cool and all, but what about what china and U.S really needs, small to mid size level electric TRUCKS

>>23704108
anon i....

>>23704044
Both, 2.25 contracts long and 1.5 contracts short. I have orders spread out across the board aswell so volatility is a good thing

>>23704108
back up, glad I bought back in yesterday before everyone realized that this wont be a contested election and drove the price back up to 15 buying back in

>>23704165
I took your advice anon, waiting to see how the election settles but probably going to buy about 20 shares of NIO in the next week or so.

>>23704189
>F

HOLY FUCK IT'S DROPPING NOW THE FLOOR HAS BROKEN NO END IN SIGHT WE MIGHT HIT 10800 SOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23704211
Bullish

>>23704211
p.s. cannabis market is beating the nasdaq

>>23704211
what the fuck are you talking about retard

>>23704165
it's not just you - these 3 stocks have gathered a lot of attention these past few days. check google.

>>23704047
>What would happen if I bought VOO LEAPS 2 years out ATM, is that like, free money?
uh, maybe dont do that until election decides what 2021 will look like

>>23703964
We're just seeing a lower quality of memes overall for this election.

>>23704211
go back to bed bobo

Just took profits and went 75% cash in my equity positions.

Loaded up on some stable 6/18 calls

Added to commodities across the board

Spooked all the sudden
Don’t know why

>>23703991
>it only means there are retards still out there betting on biden
I have bets on Biden and Trump too, but with the odds scewed up like this I should put more on Trump.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323680963310866435

the entire world (except china and iran) wants Trump to win

Will mass civil unrest cause retail stocks to dip so I can get in them?

>>23704211
nasdump at it again

i might have lost money this year but it's dwarfed by the amount of money anons lost after I shilled NOK so at least there's that

LEAVE GME NOW

>>23704234
I've been posting about these three for almost a month anon

>>23704238
this is one of the few quality memes i've seen thus far

>>23704264
not selling nice try

>>23704152
Nope. I just think that long term it's a winner. CCP will back it just like they backed BABA when it was a start up. It's your money though, and it ( NIO) will definitely be volatile. I have another chunk of change that I will be investing after the election.

>>23704278
swing it retard

>>23704251
I saw an international survey that other day. Almost all of Europe, Japan, Canada prefers Biden by a wide margin. The only countries that liked Trump if I recall correctly were countries like Taiwan and Israel

>>23704264
holy fuck its DUMPING BIGLY

>he doubted gme

>>23704238
That's because this election is actually very serious. 2016 was just for the lawlz.

>>23704295
N. Korea and Russia as well.

YOU FUFKING RETARDS I TOLD YOU WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23701813

Now +30 points from entry.

>>23704295
thats fake news

>>23704304
>you must be 18 or older to post here

Is this a bull trap?

>>23704295
Seethe, faggot

>>23704329
yawn

its time to close your short buddy
we are looking at a VERY green week once Trump landslide happens tonight

friends on /r/conservative are freaking the fuck out over texas and georgia, im so fucking scared, if trump loses my life is fucking ruined, ill be financially ruined and mentally ruined, i put $11k on trump winning, I NEED THIS FUCKING WIN, I NEED IT

>>23704304
>this time it's for real

>that giant NQ red dildo

>>23704338
no, but this is..
*opens ass*

I am buying 300 to 600 in stocks before the ensuing Trump bump. Now what should I buy because I don’t know shit on stocks really or what to buy? I am young~ 30y old and plan to regular put in after today.

>>23704329
post the position or it didnt happen

>>23703401
See, I can't take Trump seriously when retards that vote for him can't even fill in the bubble without going outside.
Christ, my detective skills tell me you're a neckbeard given the photo

fuck EVs what are some good lithium hodls?

>>23704331
Oh crap. Ok sorry to bother you, toodles!

>>23704349
just buy the SPY

>>23704143
Oh look, it's a graph of the popular vote!

anyone got a good stream to watch the election results coming in?

>>23703852
Fedposters have a meme department now?

>>23703574
Why nak

>>23704344
retard

>>23704295
Sneed

>>23703515
This is the flag of incestual sister and cousin fuckers.

>>23704355
>LAC
Got support ~9.25 and is mid-rebound - not at ATH / isn't a ripoff atm

>>23704370
war room with steve bannon

Seriously somebody bake or I'm making a tranny thread.

>>23704355
LAC and LIT ETF

>>23704344
>Betting 11k on a meme president

>>23704078
You might be onto something

>>23704373
>copy and edit memes from /pol/
>get pay and government benefits
It really is a bloated department

>>23704386
>Believing the American south inbred meme
>Not realizing that every poor neighborhood in the entire world regardless of nationality has relative fuckers

>>23704354
damn the seethe is real. see you on the day of the rope, tranny :^)

>>23704373
Just imagine the sad intern at the Biden campaign office tasked with memeing on fucking 4chan, hearing the Facebook and Reddit shills laugh at him in the other room.

>>23704407
im balls deep in airlines right now
expecting an airline bailout bill to come with the stimulus package immediately after the election (before thanksgiving hopefully)

AAL
LUV
UAL
HA
ALK

>>23704373
>>23704419

>>23704361
Contested election could mean 8.4% drop for SPY - Susquehanna

>>23704344
If you lose everything but have leadership skills apart from being artistic, then you’ll be able to lead your very own militia, but I have my private militia eliminate everyone else’s after the stock market sinks

theres no fucking way we gap up tomorrow AGAIN right?

Ok I'm baking

>>23704430

>>23704458
>>23704458
>>23704458

only need the nasdaq to go up 2% then i've made it finally after all these years

>>23704386
>>23704423
Chance of genetic disorder from cousin fucking:
2x

Chance of genetic disorder from fucking 35+ year old:
12x

I think the choice is obvious.

Any last minute plays before the shitshow?

>>23704435
Why bother with a post-election gibs?
Shouldn't the gravy train get cut with the campaigning?

>>23704349
I am thinking of Dow or s&p since they’re the basic stocks.>>23704361

>>23704483
SPY is the s&p

>>23704477
no because Trump isnt some fake politican
he will make the best choices for America

sqqq calls whos wit me my niggas

Jews sweating and working overtime to prevent market from dropping further instead of allowing natural price discovery.

Right at 2 pm EST, same as yesterday.

>>23704554
you're too late, it's gonna crab up for the rest of the day, then depending on how crazy things get over the course of the night it'll gap up or down

>>23703611
haha okay redditor

>>23704554
Why not puts on QQQ?

>>23704521
BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's more entertaining than Biden and Harris seems evil, but you're fucked in the head.

>>23704582
wats the difference

>>23704344
But you can become a pot farmer under president doobie-do Biden

>>23703401
Cant colour in the lines.
Ngmi

>>23703515
I never got why people circle jerk over the flag of a side that got rekt.
>hyuk we fukin prawd to fly dis here loosin flayg cuz we got dat suthern pried but not in dat der ghey way fuckin fagits

>>23704856
Maybe you should learn then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHqa2uFw2Vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrVgkUKVB2I

>>23703253
i'm about to buy another 50 shares. what are you going to do about it?

>>23703450
Name them.

wtf GME

>UVXY
holy shit i want to kill myself. i am officially an idiot and done with stocks