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>> No.23693775
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Buy triple leveraged ETFs

>> No.23693779

Yeah wtf was that a tranny thread?

CRSR anon, Nov 10?

>> No.23693786

>>23693779
I don't know who made that shit thread, but they couldn't even get the OP right.

>> No.23693797

>>23693786
funny.. after the discussion earlier about RKG making threads correctly..

>> No.23693803

>>23693797
Whoever made the other thread they posted a twitch link. It's obviously an attention whoring zoomer, that's trolling

>> No.23693804
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I am forgotten

>> No.23693808
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>>23693746
Who's going to win tomorrow's election? And why is it going to be fred durst?

>> No.23693813

>>23693746
>https://youtu.be/enuVoPG7GpA [Embed] [Open]
>https://bad-dragon.com/shop
cool /smg/

>> No.23693815

I hope you guys realize how fucking crazy things are going to get starting tomorrow. Make sure to be safe with your plays

>> No.23693822
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23693822

Market buying SQQQ at open tomorrow

>> No.23693823

Why the fuck does the guy who saves pictures of young men on his computer make threads to meta standards while faggots keep pushing threads to ask the same questions over and over...

>> No.23693832
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>>23693813
The bad dragon link is for bears, and the miko link is to remind you of you don't like miko or anime, go back to you know where.

>> No.23693833

>>23693815
Trump'll knock it out of the park.

>> No.23693839

>>23693823
because he's conditioning retards here to get attracted to a tranny by familiarity

>> No.23693841
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>>23693822
based

>> No.23693849

>>23693832
I went to that bad dragon link... its not for bears its for incels.

>> No.23693856
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>>23693823
Some people just don't respect the culture baggie.

>> No.23693861
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>>23693833
See? Lookit them dubs.

>> No.23693875

>>23693832
keep defending cartoons and dildos. Im sure everyone will think you are edgy

>> No.23693887

>>23693849
>imagine being such a faggot that you impersonate Baggie
Baggie's trip is !!2wgod7RQeJh
Get a life anon

>> No.23693889
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE FUTURES DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23693891
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>>23693839
Actually an astute observation. I've never thought of it that way.
>>23693875
Ok thanks anon.

>> No.23693898

>>23693861
Imagine Trump and Pence just shooting both Biden and the weed cop on inauguration day lmao

>> No.23693899

>>23693839
I dunno Halloween I watched a 2 hour special on Jeffery domer.. dude was a faggot. Killed niggers to have sex with them and eat them... its shocking to me some of the people here fantasize that kind of shit. I just fuck 1 woman and I love her.

>> No.23693907
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23693907

Well
This is new...

>> No.23693912

>>23693891
holy fuck gag ughhh barf
that fucking face
disgusting

>> No.23693913
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>>23693889
Welcome to crabville
Population: Your theta

>> No.23693914
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>>23693889

>> No.23693915

>>23693887
whoops sorry.. im bagholderextraordinaire and I approve this message.

>> No.23693919

>>23693746
>>23693891
Why does this thing make the same fucking dumb face in every pic?

>> No.23693925

>>23693907
Nice maybe I’ll be able to buy back my basedbean farm if Trump wins.

>> No.23693928

>>23693915
Did you forget you password on your trip or something?

>> No.23693934
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>>23693907
How does the dollar look?

>> No.23693936

>>23693925
Not at these prices!
;/

>> No.23693938
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23693938

>futures

>> No.23693939
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>>23693823
so tired of this place, i leave for 5 minutes and come back and everyone is retarded.. crazy

>> No.23693943

>>23693919
It's retarded. Its not funny.. its also from reddit or something. I hope it ends.

>> No.23693945
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>>23693907
How the FUCK can I trade corn futures?

>> No.23693953
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>>23693934
Range bound
Like usual

>> No.23693957

>>23693928
Nah I got an easy password. It was something

>> No.23693958

>>23693945
Just activate it on your trading platform. On etrade, I just "applied" and was granted access the next day.

>> No.23693962

>>23693915
kek
Okay Baggie - carry on brother - sorry

>> No.23693964
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>>23693939
Don't bring that nasty attitude here during nighttime hours big5. Thanks.

>> No.23693967

>>23693945
You’ll need a straw hat and a time machine.

>> No.23693972

What's that script you can use to block all tripfags?

>> No.23693990

>>23693822
Based retard

>> No.23693997

>>23693972
first you gotta click that cross in the top right corner of your screen

>> No.23694019
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>>23693964
woah bro.. i'm just here to check on sentiment

>> No.23694026

>>23693972
If you use 4chanX
/^!/

idk how to do it the normal way

>> No.23694029
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>>23693972

>> No.23694030

>>23694019
that's a nigger

>> No.23694036
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>>23694019
Ok no problem!

>> No.23694045

>>23693962
nah I think I have to move on... the password is ##9999

Ima just become more like you guys. This is my final post post using the trip. Every post after election eve 2020 is fake and gay. Some one Screencap this to shut down fakers.

Thanks everyone I've learned enough I can finally post anonymously and stop being a new fag::triforceemogee::

>> No.23694048

>>23693972
You shouldn't block people. This website is about free speech.

>> No.23694050
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>>23694030
you're right.. it is..

>> No.23694052

Test

>> No.23694055

>>23694045
Baggie, I hope that you continue using your tripcode, as it's made a lot of people here rich inversing your plays.. If you go anonymous, no one to inverse = a more poor /smg/

>> No.23694064

>>23693945
think or swim lets me trade futures

>> No.23694066
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>>23694045
Please no I've made a bunch of money inversing your plays

>> No.23694068

>>23694055
Don't worry, I've studied him long enough to know it's him just based on his writing style.

>> No.23694071

>>23694055
Well hopefully they can stay rich. IM OFFICIALLY ANONYMOUS.

>> No.23694080
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>>23694071
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23694086

>>23694080
Look.. fuck you

>> No.23694091
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>>23694019

>> No.23694092
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>>23694071
how long this time?

>> No.23694102
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>>23694091
imagine buying this guy a beer only to see him waste it on himself

>> No.23694103
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>>23694086
QUICK POST YOUR NEXT PLAY WHILE YOUR ID IS STILL THE SAME

>> No.23694127

>>23694103
No... let not your heart be troubled.

>> No.23694132

>>23694092
I give it 72 hours tops. I'll find a new trip.

>> No.23694150

NIGGER

>> No.23694151
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23694151

My TWTR calls are gonna print so fucking hard. Noseberg Shekelstein fucked up this time and I caught the bottom for sure

>> No.23694162
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>>23694150
the king is dead, long live the king

>> No.23694175

UVXY MOON CONFIRMED

>> No.23694205
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23694205

Please tell me it's at least a -3% day..

>> No.23694216

Dividend chads, what stocks do you hold?

>> No.23694236

>>23694216
Check out BSTZ
Monthly dividends
Great growth

>> No.23694237

GODDAMNIT USACE GIVE ME THE DECISION ALREADY

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SAY NO ANYMORE I CAN MAKE SO MUCH MONEY IF I CAN JUST WHEEL NAK FREELY

JUST FUCKING GET THIS PUMP OR DUMP OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN COLLECT ALL THE PREMIUMS I WANT FOR THE NEXT COUPLE YEARS REEEE

>> No.23694240

RED RED RED

>> No.23694249
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>>23694205
green only until next pandemic

>> No.23694253

Cannabro here. Reminding you all that mu cannastocks are making me fat stacks. Sorry to those who invested incorrectly.

>> No.23694260

>Id decides political party

>> No.23694268

>>23694260
Mine is baby shit brown, what does that mean?

>> No.23694272

>>23694260
Purple=On on both sides of the aisle cause cannabis is for everyone.

>> No.23694283

IT KEEPS FUICKING GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23694291
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it's election day in America

>> No.23694295

>>23694268
I think you know what that means fren

>> No.23694302

>>23694260
>presidential candidate winner

>> No.23694311
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>>23694150

>> No.23694352

>>23694311
What’s the story behind this gif?

>> No.23694362

>>23694295
pee pee poo poo

>> No.23694371
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23694371

You aren't racist are you?

>> No.23694377

>>23694352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd0T_w1itUI&ab_channel=McLovin

>> No.23694383

>>23694371
why yes, yes i am

>> No.23694385

>>23694352
The dude in the pic was high on pcp, barrelled through people onto the airplane. When someone told him that he had to provide a ticket, you called the small white girl a nigger. The guy then went on to spill spaghetti out of his luggage.

>> No.23694390

Xth for QE is deflationary and is, thus, inescapable quicksand.

>> No.23694398

ATVI
>26 pe
>1 PEG
>29% profit margins
>practically no debt
>rapidly growing EPS
>growing dividend
What’s the catch?

>> No.23694403

>>23694352
The guy said the big mac was better than the whopper

>> No.23694407

>>23694283
Time for cheapies

>> No.23694408

>>23693746
I sold all of my jan 21 calls and bought nov 20 calls (lower strikes but still at major loss).

We're going to experience the largest bull market rally in history Wednesday - ???

>> No.23694409

>>23694398
zoom out

>> No.23694419

>>23694408
Calls on what anon?

>> No.23694420

>>23694371
damn I took this guy's class in college. He became so obnoxious on Twitter since then

>> No.23694434

>>23694253
FRAUD

>> No.23694442

>>23694398
All of your calls will perished. It's cursed. Don't touch that shit. Their div yield isn't worth it. You could buy 120 spring calls for dirt cheap in case biden wins and gives everyone $500 weekly allowance, regardless of age.

Don't invest more than 50% of what you're willing to lose in activision

>> No.23694443

>>23694420
>went to college

ngmi

>> No.23694454

>>23694409
Yea looks like they crashed when that loot box shit came out but they recovered by now. So I missed the dip but I’m still basically paying the same price I would if I bought 2 years ago

>> No.23694463

>>23694390
You would think they would get this by now.

>> No.23694468
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>>23694377
This is so incredibly based I don't know how to properly respond.

>> No.23694491 [DELETED] 

>>23694045
Test

>> No.23694494

How the fuck are dark pools legal?
What the fuck.
How have they done this?
What.. the.. fuck..
The more I dig the more I ask this

>> No.23694503

>>23693899
Based

>> No.23694516
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>>23694494
Nothing to see here goy move along

>> No.23694517

>>23694419
Spent about 10k on dime to nickel otm calls on telecoms, 5g, used auto, guns, consumer dow, general tech. also leaps on nyc reits because something about big fiscal spending and jewish tendency to take advantage

>> No.23694522
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>>23694377
are they handing out only peanuts and crackers on this flight or are they gunna be serving booze too?

>> No.23694528
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>>23693808

>> No.23694533 [DELETED] 

Trump going in

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

>> No.23694559

>>23694494
When you buy calls and puts you affect the price of the underlying. When you buy millions of dollars of calls or puts, you are going to greatly affect the price of the underlying. Dark pools were created so big time investors can buy massive blocks of shares or options without affecting the price of the underlying stock.

>> No.23694560

>>23694533

He is the biggest shill. Hope he loses. He did nothing that he promised

>> No.23694583 [DELETED] 

>>23694127
Do it anon. Whats ur biggest most brashest move yet? All in on spy calls or spy puts?

>> No.23694594

>>23694071
Baggie tell us the play now!

>> No.23694612
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23694612

so much static electricity, a profusion of infrared static waves

>> No.23694616

>>23694559
>Dark pools were created so big time investors can buy massive blocks of shares or options without affecting the price of the underlying stock.
That's fine, but why isn't the data 100% public?
How is it possible that 40% of trades are not known to the public?
How can the public make informed trades without knowing what is going on?
All of these same arguments were made in 1934
How do dark pools benefit an equitable free market? Why are there two separate rule books?

>> No.23694644

>>23694616
They are known and made available but not until immediately after the trade is done/found sellers/buyers

>> No.23694656
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23694656

I'm voting Biden

>> No.23694658
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I'm voting for Trump today!

>> No.23694660

>>23694494
qrd

>> No.23694661

>>23694494
Honestly when I first got into stocks I was confused how shorts were even legal let alone shit like this

>> No.23694669
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>>23694616
>>23694516

So, do we buy NIO? What else?

>> No.23694673

>>23694656

Low quality. Sad.

>> No.23694683

>>23694616
not that the SEC would respond or just link you some generic FAQ but i would try them and FINRA, and any other market regulator, CME, CBOE

>> No.23694696

>>23694616
It is public... Hence why I posted the image above. Its usually not public till after its bought though.

>> No.23694703
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I'm watching the Trump grand rapids rally. I've never been more proud to vote for a man like donald trump. Trannies get dabbed on.

>> No.23694706

>>23694658
>>23694656
Hivemind

>> No.23694716

>>23694029
thanks

>> No.23694726
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It really feels like I'm listening to a modern day adolph hitler in the best way possible.

>> No.23694747
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23694747

Are you ready for two years of crabbing?

>> No.23694762

>>23694616
>why isn’t the data 100% public
It’s in the name. DARK pool. They’re private exchanges.

>> No.23694771

I bought 36 shares of SQQQ around 6:00
How fucked am I?

>> No.23694774

tfw I'm Cornpop irl and people remember me as a bad dude due to errors in judgment I made in my hot-blooded youth u_u

>> No.23694783

>>23694771
Market will bulltrap tomorrow morning again, and you'll get scared then sell for a loss. Then the market will tank after 10 or 10:30 again, and SQQQ will go up.

>> No.23694784

>>23694771
did you make that decision solely from browsing 4chan?

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>>23694774
Cornpops a bad dude!!!!!

>> No.23694832

Omfg Trump brought lil pump onstage LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.23694846

>>23694783
That’s my thought process I’ve been analyzing the trends for it the past couple weeks.
>>23694784
Absolutely not. Refer to the above response

>> No.23694862

>lil pimp
No for real though what the fuck is happening, are they trying to get all the Lil Pump fans to vote for Pence when they turn 18 in 2024?
Also is this a surprise guest? How fucking hard are they going to "cancel" him when his whole career is built off being cringe trash already? How much did they pay him?

>> No.23694866

What was the catalyst that caused people to go insane about Trump, he's been a public figure for ever. At what point did he become a racist facist homophobe in their eyes?
I still don't understand.

>> No.23694870

>>23694656
>>23694658
you haven't voted already? sad

>> No.23694878

>lil pimp
>talks about bringing troops home
>>23694866
tv told them... i dont know anyone who believes it at this point even all the old jewish ladies and my black neighbors are voting trump.... its gonna be a landslide

>> No.23694892

>>23694878
No, I mean the catalyst for that.
At what point did every TV personality turn on Trump?

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>>23694892
From before he was even president. He rocks the boat, the other 50% of Jews don't like it.

>> No.23694917

>>23694907
Anyone else trying to skim off the top of the jew wars by betting on Trump in swing states where odds favor Biden?

>> No.23694939

>>23694917
skimming on the jews is always fun, but I prefer sure bets. I don't know how good an infrastructure the dems have set up to steal the election.

>> No.23694942

>>23694377
Jesus Christ, even white men are acting like niggers now. How shit this world has become.

>> No.23694963

>>23694892
The day that it "all changed" in the media imo was the day he announced his campaign, June 15 2015
(if you want to read his speech: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/06/16/theyre-rapists-presidents-trump-campaign-launch-speech-two-years-later-annotated/))
>When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
It was this line that 'changed' everything - this was repeated for weeks, months afterward / the media rapidly escalated after that

>> No.23694968

>>23694939
Yeah, I hedged a little with Texas but not enough.
I live or die by the memes this week.
I even put a bet on him winning the general, but back when it was up at 40 before the first debate, bad timing.
Also I nearly liquidated some SSL to hedge Iowa and Florida too which I missed the first time around, but restrained myself.

>> No.23694972

>>23694963
June 16**

>> No.23694973

>>23694560
Sexy vegan for president

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>>23694917
You realize that of trump wins we can all join his gestapo and kill communists right? That's the only way I can get serotonin back to my brain.

>> No.23694990
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>>23694050

>> No.23694992

>>23694990
Big5 got spooked

>> No.23694994

i dont care who wins I just dont want a contested election that'll make my stocks go down due to uncertainty. I've had enough uncertainty these last 2 months of constant red

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>>23693746
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY I NEEDA TO HAVE A PARTY YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY
PARTY PARTY PARTY YOU GOTTA PARTY HARDY
IM GONNA HAVE A PARTY OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SORRY
YEAH PARTY PARTY PARTY

>> No.23695016

>>23694979
Post feet god damn it

>> No.23695030
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>>23695016

>> No.23695047
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>>23695030

>> No.23695078
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>>23695047
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KT36WF3TW_Q&feature=share

>> No.23695099

>>23695016
It's a man, just fyi

>> No.23695138

>>23695099
>implying men aren't better at being women
Now she just needs a uterus transplanted

>> No.23695161
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This is probably one of the most beautiful songs I've ever listened to. Please put on some headphones and turn the volume up. When you do that , think about kneepad's boipucci planted right near your mouth. Don't cringe, understand that's what you ultimately want. Maybe a nice brap breeze, maybe you make him cum? Who knows really. If you take nothing away from what I just posted, please understand that as a straight man, there is nothing gay about putting a woman's giant dick in your mouth and slurping her baby batter isn't gay. And if you disagree you are gay. Let that sink in.

>> No.23695171

>>23695161
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gQn2xzLLSyo&feature=share

>> No.23695172
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thinking of buying CCL calls Dec14 or whenever their earnings drop. My logic is that whatever happens they can only go up

thoughts?

>> No.23695184

A stimulus will come right after the US election, regardless of who is going to win. That will prop markets for a few more months into the Christmas Holiday season. Then, this Christmas season will bring a lot of consumer spending so that will be good for the market as well.

But, moving on into January when that month is quieter for business, I believe that that's when things will start to go south. So, I estimate a crash to happen sometime in the spring. But... how deep will that be? Will it be deeper than the dip in March(when most lockdowns were imposed)? I tend to say no, although the recovery will not be that fast(not a V shape recovery) and it may take a good year before the economy will start rolling again.

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>>23695171
>>23695161
go to sleep baggie

>> No.23695198

>>23695172
CDC just gave out a guideline that cruises can sail but with no passengers. I wouldn’t put money on it and wait till the end of the year. Fuck the CDC b t w a bunch of kikes especially fraudci

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>>23695185
Big5 what's funny about you is that I know everything about you. If I wanted to I could drive to you and force you to have sex with me but I won't do that. Because I'm a man with principles. But never forget that if I want it, I can get it.

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>>23695207
>If I wanted to I could drive to you and force you to have sex with me
that sounds a bit ruff anon.. you ok in the head?

>> No.23695229

>>23695184
>google "McConnell contradicts January 2021 stimulus"

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>>23695227
Your responses to my advances have fear in them big5. I would never hurt you. You are prescious to me. Just know that if I wanted to I could.

>> No.23695276

Russian here. Sorry, bearbros, our stock exchanges opened with a huge positive gap. We should've been buying the dip in Friday. Now everything goes to the Moon. Who even said that market should go down because of elections?
I hope none of you opened short positions.

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Things are getting very weird in this thread and I love it.

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>>23695245
the only fear i have is of some guy jerking off in my bushes onto my veggie garden

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>>23695283
you are the only weird thing itt

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>>23695293
Unless there are anime girls in that garden you're good bro. Now what do you say you let me do a line off your boner?

>> No.23695319

>>23695283
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

>> No.23695322

>>23695309
Big5 when you were a young boy you dreamed of kissing a grown man like me. You did it and I hugged you. This resonated with you for years and you eventually went to Mexico to retest

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My day is coming. It’s my time in the sun

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>>23695322
These feelings. You eventually found out men were the only sexual stimulus your body would respond to, buy luckily /smg/ was able to fill that void for you. What a life. Watching a trust fund baby turn into a prostitute. You should be ashamed of yourself big5. Your life was maped.out for you, but you fucked it up.

>> No.23695354

>>23695276
Slavbro, our market is a fucking garbage, and you know that. Even Yuropoor markets are shit. Only US matters. I hope you don't hold rubles or any big position in the market right now

>> No.23695356

>>23695337
I sure am glad I loaded up on more XOM during that last dip.

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If you young anons listen to me I can make sure you make it. Just please be patient.

>> No.23695379

Tanker earnings this week. I hope none of you are still bagholding. It’s going to be bad.

>> No.23695388

>>23695354
Saint Petersburg Stock Exchange trades US stocks. Unfortunately I hold a lot of rubles that got stuck in one bond IPO. I wasn't expecting it taking so long.

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I fucking killed it on UVXY last week bro’s, pic related
Sold everything and withdrew entirely from Robinhood, because fuck those kikes
Any other broker you’d suggest for a retard who does options, similar to Robinhood preferably? The only reason I’ve withstood their shit for so long is because it’s a really simple and easy to use UI for a sperg like myself desu

>> No.23695399

>>23695369
Fuck you
t. 18 year old with 500 oz of silver and 5 of gold

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>>23695399
I genuinely doubt that. You are likely a trust fund coomer like bjg5

>> No.23695415

>>23695276
DAX is op 0.4 points so is sp500 futures. It will be red mid day

>> No.23695428

today its not bulls vs bears but donkeys vs elephants. Amirite?

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>>23695276
Slavbro how is this possible? I am directly invested in your market with Interactive Brokers, but almost every big firm in Russia is in the commodities business. How the fuck can it be green if the oil prices are super low?

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>>23695352
the fantasy in your head of me is a bit disturbing anon.. you probably jerk it to my pic here and there when ever you're portfolio is red.. you've probably printed it out like some sick freak

>> No.23695449

>>23695414
I’m an autist in college who works construction in the summer
My metal is funded entirely through autistic gambling
See >>23695389 and cope nigger

>> No.23695455

>>23695389
ive found RH to be the simplest but limited in some ways

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How bad is it dumping tomorrow?

Whats anyone buying during the dip?

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>>23695436
Well you gave me a key to your life. I'm sorry if I'm still interested.

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>>23695473
sorry bro... you're not invited

>> No.23695491

>>23695473
She (?) looks like Patriot from The Boys had a daughter (?)

>> No.23695496

>>23695435
I don't follow Russian stocks. Commodities look like a dead market without future. I can't say why something is happening in our clown market. Maybe price doesn't change because our oil goes via pipelines with long-term contracts.
I was talking about US stock which I can trade in Saint Petersburg Stock Exchange. They are going up.

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+3% tomorrow as Trump has a landslide victory.

>> No.23695519

>>23695506
Nope.

>Given @PredictIt’s 75% odds that a winner will be declared by the end of the week, that suggests SPY could plunge by 8.4% should the results be contested, Susquehanna International Group’s Chris Murphy wrote in a note Monday.”

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>>23695462
No dump. Maybe Wednesday if there are shenanigans.

>> No.23695532

>>23695388
SPB stocks follow NYSE. Before the US opens SPB follows US futures and European markets. Between Europe opening, and SPB opening, there is an hour-long window. Trading in that window is very risky since you basically don't know how Europe opens, and you don't know how the US opens. You basically trade on the Russian sentiment based on futures sentiment, which quickly adjusts to Europe sentiment -> US sentiment. Aso, Ruskies tend to panic-sell, and panic-buy when futures are blood red/green. I use that window only to sell my bags. Once sold RCL at 78 kek. Never buy, maybe sell. Always wait for the US to open. And it's even better if you don't do anything till 2pm est.

>>23695435
He's talking about US stocks trading on SPB Stock Exchange. You have to be crazy to invest in Russia since currency can lose 20% of its value in a month. The only solid pick is Yandex maybe

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>>23695462
I bought the MSFT dip at 204

Im only willing to buy more dip if we dump a little more.
If we go down 5% I will throw another 20k at dips.

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I can't believe I cashed out last week. There will be no dip and now I am priced out of stocks.

>> No.23695547

why are futures pumping, there is nothing but uncertainty wtf

>> No.23695548

>>23695519
contested election is a forced meme my democrats so if they lose they can make ballots appear

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>>23695496
Ok, I am invested in the long term, so I don´t give a fuck anyways. I see massive growth potential in Russia and India.. that´s why I am invested there

>> No.23695554

>>23695545
Fake bobo is worst bobo

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>>23695533
Microsoft went under $204???? Why???

Wasn't it like at $220+?

Did they do that shitty last quarter?

I'm buying some tomorrow. Thanks fren

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>>23695519
>believing the lies of market manipulators
Why do you insist on giving away your money to these guys? How much SQQQ did you buy? lmao

>> No.23695564

>>23695379
Slaughterhouse. It amazes me how of all stocks out there /biz/ was buying fucking tankers in May. Top Kek. At least they got their divies

>> No.23695580

>>23695563
all cash

>> No.23695583

>>23695551
Are you the anon who wanted to buy Gazprom?

>> No.23695603

Fuck why did I sell yesterday

>> No.23695607

>>23695583
I did, Gazprom is extremely cheap, they pay a huge Dividend, Nordstream 2 and the Chinese market will be big + they might be important for the clean gas market and the goals of the EU

I just have to hope the Americunts don´t impose more sanctions on Russia instead of the Chinks

>> No.23695618

>>23695547
Because it's another bull trap tomorrow. Why does /smg/ never learn?

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>>23695560
They went to 200 yesterday

>Did they do that shitty last quarter?
They had a good last quarter and good guidance with the usual uncertainty all companies have. I think we had a beat.

>Why?
Because the whole market dumped and then good earnings mean nothing.
Same with FB. If you have some money left then you can buy them for 260 right now after a great quarter.

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>>23695580
Thats good, at least you wont lose money.

>> No.23695630

>>23695603
>Selling
>Ever
Lmao

>> No.23695631
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>>23695618
markets are very confident in the blue wave

>> No.23695642

>>23695607
They will if Biden wins. Idk, mate, I told you not to invest in it since it's controlled by our government, which is 100% corrupt. Anyway, I hope you are happy with your pick

>> No.23695665

>>23693912
I sometimes hate this board

>> No.23695688

>>23694419
SPXL

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>he's not in CRSR

>> No.23695697

>>23693912
>>23695665
Bug faces have that effect on people.

>> No.23695702

>>23694560
Either you're a shill, or a shill.

>> No.23695709

Buy DENN at open for some comfy gains this week.

>> No.23695725

>>23695607
I love Russia and the Russian people and wish them all the best, but I would never invest in a russian oil/gas/minerals giant. You have zero shareholder rights and the oligarchs or government will scam you because you’re non-russian AND don’t have political connections.

>> No.23695728

>Missed recapitalization news
>1 billion new stocks
>Down -50 percent

What a lovely day, now I just need sp500 to POOOOOOOOMP

>> No.23695752

>>23695695
I am all in CRSR with 8700$

>> No.23695769

how to i make money tomorrow what are some to watch

>> No.23695787
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I am going to be. Today is going to be something.

REMBER TO MAKE HAMBAGA COUNTRY NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE

>> No.23695831

Iron hands time SQQQ holders

>> No.23695879

>>23695547
uncertainty if you're a brainlet, election will be called by 2AM EST, Stimulus follows when Pelosi has to take the L and Mitch will obey big Donald. COVID lockdown 2 won't happen because it''s getting colder outside and people will be staying indoors more

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>>23695752

>> No.23695908

>>23693891
>>23693856
>>23693746
Actual insect people, fuckin hell

>> No.23695961

We're all gonna make it brahs

>> No.23695980

>>23695961
Not without dubs
CHECK EM

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GOOD LORD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23696013

>>23693746
HAHAHAHAHAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04hgEu4_cyc&feature=youtu.be&t=8100

>> No.23696017

>>23695999

imagine being a bear, just think about it for a minute.

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>>23696017
I don't know, Anon. The weird thinking of bears, women and other communists eludes me.

>> No.23696035

>>23695999
Such bullshit

>> No.23696050

why is it so fucking green today? Should be -400 on NASDAQ already and VIX over 50

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>>23695999
Its up 0.8% in the U.S.

I'm still waiting for TQQQ to drop to $110 to get in.

>> No.23696061

>>23696050
the golden bullrun is destined to happen

>> No.23696070

>>23696050

maybe you havent noticed but markets have been dropping for no reason for the last week, this is the correction.

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>>23695831
Nononono stop that. There is no bagholding inverse leveraged. You get a win or you get stopped out at modest loss.

>> No.23696093

>>23695999
Bearbros.. it's over.

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>>23696035
>>23696058
Welcome to inspect element

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NEE 73.5 -> 77 and rising.

>> No.23696143
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Im ready to convert back to a bull....only if Trump wins tonight. Promise me it’ll make me money back

>> No.23696164

congrats to PLUGbros, +16% in two days, nice b/o

>> No.23696165

>>23695999
Glad I ignored the bears and bought back into GME at its lowest point today

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reminder to anyone who sold at loss over the joke of a dip last week to take your vitamins this morning

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Range extension up on the spookiest night of the year! We're at 3333, I'm convinced this is THE critical level for some institution to protect :OO
>>23696061
Strange waves in the air tonite ratti, I have election jitters (also too much sugar)
Also pls pls pls tell me what you think about DBOC?

>> No.23696209

>NIO
daily reminder that this is a good spot for exit, losing momentum and the rise now is in blow off top

>> No.23696218

10 am and im taking my 4th shit of the day, somethings not right with my belly

>> No.23696224
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23696224

Are riots part of the Golden bull run?

>> No.23696244

God why is this shit pumping FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.23696246

>>23695999
>be gigabear about the american middle class
>TQQQ going to MARS
IM COOOMIN

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How many people do you think sold the bottom?

>> No.23696280

>>23696244
I still strongly believe this is a bull trap

>> No.23696296

>>23694371
And that’s a good thing

>> No.23696298

So, it’s clear the market is retarded and is acting like Joe is actually going to win, when can we expect the big red dildos?

>> No.23696319

I sold my Dave and Busters stock @ 20 a few days ago and now I've got £5k available to go in on something. I'm more of a crypto guy so I have no idea what's a good play rn. What are you lads buying today? Or should I wait until the election madness is over to ask again

>> No.23696332

>>23696319
I was planning on spxl or oil bro stuff but I'm retarded.

>> No.23696338

>>23694371
His last name is the equivalent of some idiot anon wasting quadruplet digits on shilling crypto or some shit

>> No.23696348

>>23696050
trump victory seems more likely people want to get in on the ground floor for the moonmission

>> No.23696349

So yesterday wasn't the exit pump?

>> No.23696353

>50% tqqq 50% sqqq
>portfolio literally only goes up
outsmarting the jews feels so good

>> No.23696362

>>23696244
Yuropoors. They are celebrating their lockdowns.

>> No.23696365
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>>23696353
The Jew fears the crab

>> No.23696423

>>23696280
>>23694771
>>23694783

this is not a bull trap.. the next couple of days the markets will moon because the media will make it look like it's a landslide victory for biden in order to be able to blame trump for everything bad that happens if he does not immediately concede

>> No.23696426

>>23696276
a lot, peep the volume on the 29th
>>23696353
Remember to rebalance your positions at every close, if you leave it like that too long it'll become disproportional

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>>23696423
screencap this. my calls are fine. I'm so relieved I had this idea just now. I'm a fucking genius

>> No.23696451

>>23696423
>implying Trump loses without a fight

>> No.23696455
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>>23696451
no I'm not implying that retard

>> No.23697171

>>23694216
Rdsa

>> No.23697368

>>23693746
can we find a new tranny to post pictures of while pretending like it's RKG? I'm getting tired of this one

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>>23696276
Alot of people here, because it's full of 3-4 fig retards who have only been trading since March. Always find the ppl with 6 fig portfolios are easy to spot because they don't spout nonsense. (Like myself)

Cannot believe so of the unironic doom posting that goes on here, and they try to push it on people lmao. They make puts then cry next day.

>> No.23697918

>>23696224
I like Gundlach. My biggest position is in one of his funds.

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>>23693833
checked

>> No.23698040

>>23693822
>Bull up
>Bear down
>Crab sideways
I've never seen this bird before, what does it represent, the absolute collapse of society?

>> No.23698059

imagine having some money but the only thing that brings you happiness is bragging about it and seeking validation on a Ukrainian fishing imageboard

>> No.23698175

i feel sick to my stomach please let the market crash

>> No.23698203

Shouldn’t GME be recovering since everything else is, you know, since consoles are out next week... I guess god just wants me poor

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>>23698175
>betting against America

>> No.23699083

so is trump winning or what

>> No.23699094

Why did you bump a thread that will reach the post limit in 5 fucking posts

>> No.23699105

this is why you retards shouldnt make a new thread before the old one reaches bump limit

>> No.23699125

post a few more hit bump limit faggets

>> No.23699133

i need a poo

>> No.23699157

This is stupid

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>> No.23699194

none of you even participate in the stock market, 99% of this thread is larping

>> No.23699212

>>23699194
I’ll larp my dick in your ass faggot

>> No.23699301

>>23699083
unfortunately he is not winning

>> No.23699319

>>23699105
yea, and if you tell them not to they'll tell you that you're the retard, it's great