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Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it-

>>23683628
i'm down to my last 2 eth but ok, i'll buy it

>>23683628
uhm sorry sweatie but chainstink is on ethereum

>>23683653
your stupid shit is literally a malware
no source code delivered despite 6 months of "natasha" (who merely just a stock photo) promising bitcointalk users ""she"" will deliver.
This idiot literally placed exe file into github repo, which gives you a hint "she" is complete fucking retard with no skills in Git (therefore it's nodev nigger pajeet)

emin sergey noooooooooooooooo

>>23683727
ok bagholder

>>23683628

KEK i'll be shooting ETH and taking some assvax

>>23683653

Hey bestie, thanks for the pink pill.

deluded to say at least

>>23683930
u must be baiting

avax and chainlink literally announce like 3 new partnerships per week pretty much

wtf are u even talking about?

shit got really heavy on the ariport

>>23684092
>tries to shill
>file name is called "besties"

nigger oh my fucking god

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