/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23673616
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Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works) They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick-start the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it;,

I spin it 1488 times

it’s a trap

0. Fuck off Satan you faggot.

>>23673616
I'd spin it like 12 times.

id literally turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>23673616
im not risking it

>>23673616
>he rolls a roulette wheel
0 times.
If I was the one who rolled it, then maybe a couple of times.
But since Satan is rolling it, he has the power to land the spinner exactly on the part where I suffer in Hell.

>>23673616
Satan is the master of lies. Only Jesus Christ can save, and I’ll be betting on that for eternity.

>>23673616
>616
Begone beast, I love my God Jesus Christ.

Go back Satan you fucking newfag

>>23673801
If it rolled on that part I'd call shenanigans until he verified the spin wasn't rigged by showing me X amount more spins with other mortal souls until the statistic matched the probability of occurrence.

The probability is so low that I would basically spend an eternity just watching the roulette spin, and if it started getting close then I would start devising elaborate ways to interrupt the rollers as my pass-time for infinity.

Checkmate Satan.

>>23673884
>>23673758
>>23673737
>>23673888
CHECKED
>>23673621
>>23673672
>>23673685
BEGONE BEAST WE FEAR THEE NOT. CHRIST IS OUR GOD AND SAVIOR.
Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

>>23673616
>at probability (G-1)/G
Brainlet here...where does this probability come from?

>>23673941
Graham's Number
Check the link in the OP
It's basically just a ridiculously large number

>implying that gambling on shitcoins is like spinning the wheel, condemning you to hell by the dystopian future it enables
Seems like the wheel is spinning anyway, so I might as well profit off i t.

That number is so fucking big. It's gigantic. It's literally incomprehensibly large. I could mash that fucking button till the heat death of the universe and I'd be fine.

Of course, that implies Satan is trustworthy, which he isn't. I'm not doing anything he suggests, not with a ten foot barge pole. I just know he'd be doing timeline manipulation or something humanly inconceivable to fuck me. And because I know that, I know the real torture he has planned is to trick me into not playing the game and leave me tantalized for the rest of my life.

I explain this to him, how I won't fall for his trick, how I won't let him manipulate destiny to torture me (or fuck my life like how lottery winners suffer). He fucks me anyway because I'm so prideful. But at least I've earnt some respect from the Father of Lives. I will be entrusted with torturing the rest of you suckers in the abyss.

>>23673616
If Satan appears in any situation whatsoever then the Christian god and afterlife exists so the last thing that would ever be on my mind is money. I would literally sell every spare possession and dedicate myself to charity and Christ, immediately. The last thing I would ever do is make a deal with the devil, that's a 100% guaranteed trip to hell.

>>23674895
The only reasonable answer is this 100%

>>23674895
I find it a little sad that you'd need proof in order to give yourself to God

>>23673616
I'm not playing this game, i know i can win almost every time but it seems too easy, expecially with the devil.

>>23673737
180?

>>23675007
I find it very sad you don't

>>23675049
You'd be the first guy to take a knee for blm

John 8:24unless you believe thatI amwho I claim to be,you will die in your sins.

>>23675007
Which God? Of which denomination? Of which religion?
And would choosing the wrong God piss God off more than admitting you're unsure?
Don't get me wrong, if you're confident that the Southern Baptist Church of Texas specifically managed to get a 100% accurate reading on the divine, that's great. But odds are slim, and there's a chance if you're wrong it's worse than just being openly unsure.
It's a game where we don't know if there's a ref, what sport's he's judging us on, and what the rules of the sport are. For all we know the Aztecs got it right and we should all be cutting each others' hearts out.
Or there is a God, and he does care about sentient life, but it's not humans it's an alien species on the other side of the universe. And we're just a weird coincidence he doesn't really care about at all regardless of what we do. Who knows?

>>23675067
What does your first line even mean?
Using the bible as the word of god is the definition of circular logic.
>Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.

>>23674009
>It's basically just a ridiculously large number
shouldn't it be G/ (G-1)?

>>23674879
Why the probability is G/G-1?
Help for a brainlet

>>23673616
None, but id start a bookie service betting on others bets

>>23675029
It's a meme

>>23673616
I'm going to hell anyway, so might as well give it a few whirls.

>>23673616
>satan appears
>You now have tangible proof God is real and eternal paradise awaits you if you repent and give yourself to Jesus Christ
>you still decide to gamble for your eternal soul
truly biz tier logic.

>>23673616
>or hitting the negative jackpot which condemns you to infinitely lasting torture.

That's impossible. I'd spin it 1,000 times and play god on planet earth with my riches.

>>23674895
You die and find out it was Loki all along. Surprise!

He laughs at your silliness. The other Norse gods cannot help but admit you have been played like a fool and cannot permit you to enter Valhalla.

I spin it 4 times.
>>23673655
It's not worth the anxiety and interacting with satan for so long. It just gets boring after 30 or so.

>>23673616
I'm feeling the love from spinners who are on the LOKI side. gambling is for chads. goombling is for neets.
everyone would spin once and goomblers would spin more. LOKI holders might not spin at all because why?

>>23673616
i keep spinning the wheel forever keeping satan trapped inside a while(1) loop

The cryptography you use for your coins is probabilistic, that means it is not 100% secure but there is a very small chance of breaking it, the point is to make it so small that it can't be broken in a reasonable time with massive computing power. Well, the chance of hitting the graham number is even smaller than hitting Satoshi's wallet private key and taking his bitcoins, so if you rely in your crypto to save your money, you can rely on spinning this roulette and not going to hell.

>>23674009
Is high level math is just who's dick is bigger?
Shit I declare /biz/ number the most UUUGE number for like ever.
That is, give me my nobel prize faggots.

>>23677653
And i declare my number to be /biz/ number +1.

>>23677652
Ur forgetting about Satan

>>23677812
I though the lore was that Satan always honours his deals, the problem is that the people who deal with the devil don't read the fine print and then cry when the get fucked by what they signed.

>>23673616
Satan is the king of lies. You will lose 100%.

>>23673616
>Ever making a deal with the devil

>>23673616
Chess is not gambling. I am offended by your image choice. Please learn to meme. And the correct answer in zero.

>>23673616
300,000 times just to be the richest person for a couple months I guess

>>23673616
Wait, is this a data mining thread for Satan?

Why the probability is G/G-1?
>Help for a brainlet

>>23673616
>beating satan and becoming a millionair by spinning 0 times and just hodling
kek satan must be a poor nigga if he's only offering 1 mil a spin.

>>23677887
You win 1000s of times becoming the riches man on the planet. Have to explain to the government where all the money came from. They lock you up for obvious illegal activity (you got the money from Satan???? Sure buddy). Spend the rest of your days being raped in prison. You are too weak to live a righteous life in these conditions, so you engage in sinful acts to earn protection from Tyrone. Eventually get shanked and meet the Devil in Hell.

id have a lawyer look over the devil's contract and consult a lot of people who deal with faustian bargains before i made a spin. as we all know, making deals with the devil usually has some catch to it. doing any activity for him or with him usually turns out poorly

>>23679263
Or you spin it just once to try and avoid this type of suspicion, you get back from your gamble and the person you love most is dead with you as the recipient of a million dollar life insurance policy. You are either so wrecked by the guilt that you drown yourself in sin condemning yourself to hell. Or if you somehow are able to live a righteous life despite the guilt, the cops find you to be the number one suspect in the suspicious death as the sole beneficiary that you are arrested and you end up jailed and raped by Tyrone again (see previous storyline).

Do not spin the wheel...

>>23673622
I've never heard about this before. It sounds interesting.

Can you tell me more?

i spin it until i go to hell

>>23673621
fpbp

>>23673616
i spin it 100 times

>>23680955
not happening, its easyer to win the lottery trice without even playing the loterry

>>23679263
>implying the elites didnt play the same game and win as you did
"Oh right, satan's roulette"

>>23673616
>Default in hell is eternal torture
>Satan: Play this game and you'll get an extended stay!

>>23673616
I'd roll is a Graham's number number of times

>>23673616
The probability seems almost infinitely in your favor, but what are the chances that fucking satan's got some hidden technicality to fuck you over?
You'd have to be some kind of retard to think the devl's just going around handing out free money

>>23683090
He doesnt have to fuck you over specifically.
He might you give you the money so you can fuck 100 other people over.

i spin tree(3) times and claim haircomb

signed
fappin artist

>>23683297
Point is, the explicit probability is a red herring designed to make you think you can't lose.
The real bet is on whether satan's playing some hidden game with you.

>>23683090
maybe he is handing out free money because gaining lots of money for free will turn a man into evil... i.e. degeneracy

>>23673616
I spin it 666 times

>>23673616
No spin sir, i'd rather buy xrp

The probability of going to hell is 50/50: either it happens or it doesn't. Therefore, no thanks satan.

!G times im not fucking stupid

God will protect me

>>23673621
Yea 1 million doesn’t give you any type of global power to be selling yourself to the devil. How can you justify a risk like this when they’re people who have billions without taking the same risk?

>>23684028
>he doesn't know all billionaire have sold their soul to the devil and actively commune with mammon

ngmi

>>23673616
1M? are you a jew or something?

If you literally don't spin the wheel at least 100.000 times you are literally a retard. The probably is so low that it doesn't even fucking matter, you could spin it till the universe dies and you still wouldn't hit it.

Just get rich, and then start doing charity acts, end extreme poverty, human hunger or whatever. You are now the most benefactor person in the world and you still have riches left, you go to heaven, everyone loves you and you spend the last of your days on earth on a yacht.

>>23684385
you made a deal with Satan, though. So hell awaits you

>>23684385
You don't really know much about how Faustian bargains work in literature, do you? It's not the main clauses that fuck you, often it's not even the fine print. It's that Satan is smart enough to offer you a prize that you will fuck yourself over with when you win, no input needed from him.
Mark it 0, dudes.