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23672225 No.23672225 [Reply] [Original]

if you could push a button and you have a 50/50 chance of either dying or winning 1 million dollars plus 100,000-1,000,000 dollars a year for life would you push it?

>> No.23672232

no

>> No.23672233

>>23672225
yes

>> No.23672253
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23672253

yes
whats the alternative wagecuck for life untill I sudoku? no thanks i'd rather kill myself

>> No.23672258

>>23672225
>This not being a win win

>> No.23672287

>>23672225
Low quality post

>> No.23672290

>>23672225
Yeah.

>> No.23672308

>>23672225
The real question is how many times do you push it

>> No.23672324

>>23672308
4 times. 25% chance of dying isnt that bad and 4mil a year for life you can do anything you want

>> No.23672335

>>23672324
you push it two times and you dead

>> No.23672353

>>23672225
id press it for free

>> No.23672365

>>23672258
This.

>> No.23672378

>>23672225
Absolutely

>> No.23672391

the fact that I can say yes without hesitation is actually pretty frightening

>> No.23672402

>>23672225
Nope. Am a Christian. The deeper meaning behind pushing it makes it highly questionable on who you serve when you're willing to kill yourself for a shot at $1m.

>> No.23672411

>>23672225
ALL IN ON RED

>> No.23672417

>>23672225
I'll consider it when I'm at a low point.

>> No.23672424
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23672424

>>23672411
THANK YOU $1,000,000

>> No.23672434

>>23672225
is the death painless?

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23672457

>>23672365
>ID
>axe open pp

>> No.23672471

>>23672225
win/win

>> No.23672501

>>23672434
yes and unexpected you wont even know it happened

also the money is untaxed

>> No.23672524

>>23672324
>>23672335
this isnt how probability works
>>23672258
/thread

>> No.23672542

>>23672225
No

>> No.23672544

Don't do it OP, there's no way that you really have a 50% chance of getting away with whatever you are planning.

>> No.23672549

>>23672501
definitely then

>> No.23672588

>>23672225
But the death is not quick. It is ass cancer that slowly and painfully spreads throughout your body. Would you poorfags still take the risk?

>> No.23672603

>>23672588
>slowly spreads
i'd still do it. can always just cut your ass off if u have to

>> No.23672617

>>23672603
How are you gonna live a normal life without your asshole? You would wish you were dead.

>> No.23672624

>>23672225
holy shit all you have to do is buy LINK and wait, virtually guaranteed to make it

>> No.23672632

>>23672617
i'd still have an asshole, it would just be greatly expanded

>> No.23672646

How do I die? Just boop dead? In a fucking heartbeat. Any richfags wanna give me 1 million dollars and make me play Russian roulette with 3 bullets?

>> No.23672671
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23672671

Perhaps

>> No.23672688

>>23672588
Wait so you're telling me I know it's cancer? Yeah I'd take that risk I can remove my ass.

>> No.23672714

>>23672225
i would do it... i could save so many lives

>> No.23672878

>>23672225
this question actually does a very good job at sorting out the losers from chads

>> No.23673360

>>23672434
Death by snoosnoo

>> No.23673451

This is too easy. Make the death be by mexican cartel brutality or something to make it harder.

>> No.23673482

>>23672258

>> No.23673488

>>23672225
>>23672434
>>23672588
What happens if i get ass cancer twice? Whats stopping me from spamming it?

>> No.23674353

>>23672878
what's the chad's choice?

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>>23672225

>> No.23674482

>>23674353
No

>> No.23674521
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23674521

>>23672457

>> No.23674973

>>23672225
Honestly seems like a win/win.
How painful is the death?

>> No.23675756

>>23672225
bad odds, i can get to a milion regardless

>> No.23675873

>>23672225
sure, about 10 times

>> No.23675892

according tp my crypto experience, i could push the button 69 times and die 69 times

>> No.23676007

Straight in mofo. You have to take risks to be a man.

>> No.23676015
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>>23672588
we all have a one in three chance of dying from cancer anyway- look it up.

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>>23676015
>tfw you've probably got ass cancer right now because your stomach has been absolutely fucked for 5 years.
Nope, for me it's a straight hook punch for that button. Then I'd reinvest it all on buttcoin.

>> No.23676159

yes lol

>> No.23676174

>>23672258
>>23672225
-_- I want to kill myself even after I MAKE IT. Always have, always did, since the age of 1.5

>> No.23676175

Yes. It's a win-win scenario for me.

>> No.23676470

ODD DIGITS MEAN DEATH

EVEN DIGITS MEAN $$$$$$$

>> No.23676516
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23676516

Get me the fuck out of this life

>> No.23676529

>>23676470
roll

>> No.23676533

>>23672225
Just make a political bet.

>> No.23676562

>>23676470
roll

>> No.23676577

>>23676562
+$1,000,000 has been deposited into your account. Do you wish to roll again?

>> No.23676614

what happens if a baby presses the button?

>> No.23676638

>>23676470
Roll