/biz/ - Business & Finance

thats cool where'd you settle down

Jokes on you, the boomers that sold you those 4 houses basically rugpulled you. They will be worthless soon. You bought the top. How does that feel?

>>23670714
biz is full of teenagers, rugging them is just too easy. Meanwhile legit projects are laughed at all day. Truly doing the opposite of what biz says has made me rich, link being the only time I've gone along

>>23670756
cool thx for the tip, just sold. dunno why you retards keep helping me

>>23670779

>>23670796
kek

>>23670770
This is a poster that doesn't know his ass from his elbow, much less trading. Do not listen to him or this thread. .finance projects are generally trustworthy

>>23670888
checked and master rugpuller

>>23670779
absolutely btfo

>>23670714
I have never and will never invest in a project with .finance in the name. It dreams rug to me. Meme name tokens unironically have a lower chance to rug than shit like that.

George: It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every financial decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of finance, be it researching and investing in a new ICO, HODLing through the crash of 2018, using multiple indicators to make swing trades... It's all been wrong.

(A waitress comes up to George)

Waitress: Chicken tenders with sweet and sour sauce, side of fries, bottle of Mountain Dew.

George: Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have chicken tendies. Nothing's ever worked out for me with chicken tendies. I want the complete opposite of that. I want an egg sandwich, sweet potatoes, and a Dr. Pepper!

Elaine: Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.

Jerry: You know egg sandwich isn't the opposite of chicken tenders, chicken wings are. Tenders sit under the breast while wings sit on top of it.

George: Good for the wings.

( George scrolls /biz/ )

Elaine: Ah, George, you just passed a thread about some new token.

George: So? What am I supposed to do?

Elaine: Check it out, maybe it's a good buy.

George: Elaine, I have no more money. I'm still holding XRP bags and I'm not selling.

Jerry: Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of being cautious about hyped shitcoins, just jump in and buy.

George: Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.

Jerry: If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and not buy a shitcoin, and regret it months or even years later. Bitcoin in 2011, Ethereum in 2015, even when LINK was 25 cents I didn't buy when I had the chance. So now I will do the opposite... and I will do something!

( George types on his phone )

Elaine: What are you doing?

( George holds up his finger and goes back to typing )

George: Aha! *snorts* Just transferred $5000 from my line of credit to buy $LUIGI.

Jerry: You're a regular Warren Buffett now, aren't you?

quick reminder that biz will fud everything that is legit and fomo everything that is trash. These people only want you to lose what you have so you become them

>>23670714
Are you an ass?