/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK TESLA

>>23661570
why?

>>23661500
I could say the same about Americans. I have met good people and bad people on both sides. Listen, I don't have the pretense to defend or to attack any of those two cultures. I'm here to make money, not to argue about who's penis is prettier and bigger. Nothing personal.

'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
luv burgers
luv me oil
luv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
___________________________________
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
USMC 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

clown world

Currently holding:
>PLTR
>NIO

What else should I get to infinite hold?

>>23661581
because of the faggot fanbase

Black monday right guys? How much are we dropping? Im so despondent

>>23661583
>China is the future!
>No they're not, they're shit
>Listen, I'm not here to defend or attack anybody just make money
What did he actually even mean by this?

how worried should i be holding amazon microsoft and apple? they all mooned like literally a straight line up to the top

>>23661612
oh, I agree completely then.
TSLA is going to make me rich though.

>>23661612
TSLA is the JoJo of the stock market

last 2 digits are the market drop from here

>>23661583
>I could say the same about Americans
no you really cant O_O

>>23661618
I don't understand what do you intend by strawmanning me.

>>23661563
>We aren't jealous and I don't know anyone who wants to move to your country, even less seeing how bad things are getting on your country.
>meanwhile more and more yuropoor countries are locking down and bongs are gonna get their houses broken into by police
>>23648544

my fucking sides, dude

>>23661628
Did you check the Market cap lately?

>>23660995
>almost 30
You're almost a boomer, have an early welcome to the club.

What happens when a stock breaks the Boehringer Bands and RSI is oversold?

>>23661583
Chinese tourists are known to be assholes. It's something well known. I don't mind it either.

>>23661556
They have deployed money into the market in March. They always have reserves and assets they can liquidate on a dime and put into the markets.

>>23661609
LIT (Lithium and Battery play ETF)
Bitcoin

>>23661628
please tell me you bought 5 years ago and are rich now

>>23661651
Strawmanning?
OK, Chang
>>23660453
>Chinese exceptionalism is the future
>>23661583
>I don't have the pretense to defend or to attack any of those two cultures
Literally just your own words

I slipped on pee pee at the mega-lomart

>>23661662
There are people unironically thinking that Apple and Amazon will x30 because they don't know what market cap is

>>23661618
Stop posting

AK Steel is a wholly owned subsidiary of Cliffs. Clf ceo said he will close that plant unless they get rid of loop hole. 212 will save a shit ton of jobs. Aks steel is the last company to make the parts for electric grid.

So it is interesting to know trump said we saved these 1400 jobs. Expect CLF to go to 10 this week

>>23661689
Is this bullish for GME?

>>23661608
Is it only me who finds these anime things somewhat depressing? I mean, look at them, like they are crying inside

not looking good

>>23661628
TSLA is not going to move much for the next 2-3 years.

It's time to move on and find the next AMD, TESLA. It's now a normie meme.

Bitcoin seems like it's going to be the next player going to 50k+....

Nio is also primed for 100+ in 2-3 years.

>>23661690
But muh hyperinflaion muh Weimar Republic.

>>23661694
Make me faggot

>>23661689

Bullish for CLF

There are two camps:
1) Indexes to new ATH's, this is a temporary dip due to election panic / fear
2) Indexes to new lows (break Mar 2020 lows), Sept was the top
Which camp are you?

>>23661694
>>23661726
get a room, you two.

Our scientists fed the data in the computing machine.....the men in white coats stood back as the printer rumbled and shook the table and reams of 18×18 paper inched out...

"ERRRRR.. URRRR...EERRRR" printer shrieked....the top scientist tore the paper and nervously pulled it up to his face...sweat pouring as fixed his spectacles.."my god!" He screams as he bolts out the room.

He makes his was down the hall and up 2 flights if steos to the bosses office. The boss is staring through glass looking down on his trading floor, all managed by the STONKZ5000 Supercomputer..which is the size the of a 4 story building. The boss adjustes his bowtie and outs out his old gold ciggarrette...the scientist bursts in the room

"SIR. SIR I HAVE NEWS FROM THE STONKZ5000 SUPERCOMPUTER"

"WELL LETS SEE IT GENIUS" the boss yells..they both put the huge papers on a table and frantically go over the data...

"It says buy tommorrow!"

And with that the boss walks to the window and looks down on the hubdreds of traders below....thumbs up signal..its time to buy..STONKZ5000 is always right

It was a good day

>>23661707
GME is dead, always was and you are a moron for buying it

>>23661627
We are in the fear phase right now. I warned anons here and was laughed at. Too bad I didn't follow my guts, so guess I'm going to be slaughtered too

>>23661739

New ATH

>>23661724
Hyperinflation could occur 2-3 years from now. Velocity of money currently is shit....We'll find out.

>>23661716
I know deep down deaths don't mean much...but the markets seem to care....God I hate retarded people taking this virus seriously...

>>23661758
>many here made 50-150% already on GME and the infinity squeeze hasn't even happened, nor have the consoles even been released yet
>you are a moron for buying it

what did he mean by this?

>>23661770
that chart is basically inverse the markets.

>>23661778
everyone knows about the consoles. its not some big secret.

something you may want to consider is that rising covid will crush retail stocks. check some others for reference.

>>23661641
That's because you burgers don't commit atrocities towards your own people, in contrast with authoritarian regimes like China, Iran, or Russia. But that doesn't mean your politicians didn't ruin millions of lives in the East

>>23661721
Yup Tesla is a victim of it's own success. It's boomer tier now

>>23661716
>25k boomer Germans die of the flu each year
>No panic

>10k boomer Germans die of the boomer sniffles this year
>Panic and shutdowns

I used to hate China but at this point they deserve to take over. The west had a good run, we just slowly lost track in 60s or so.

>>23661762
i invested in stocks for the first time and told my parents about it and its going to humiliating if its all over the news "STOCK MARKET 70% DOWN FROM OCTOBER IN CRASH MICROSOFT APPLE AMAZON DOW JONES ALL DOWN"

>>23661739
Technically, you need some stocks to correct their overgrow. Right now everything is moving in the same direction which means the market is not pricing shit correctly and might explain what the fuck is actually happening. Earnings and results prove a lot of stocks are being downplayed while others are beyond overvalued for the crap results they are presenting. Until the market corrects these imbalances, we're not going anywhere but down.

>>23661770

They will literally have to go Volker when that changes.

Im not sure why the market doesnt see that...any sort of real recovery will imeddietialy need rake hikes like we saw powell do in 2019

>>23661806
i literally already made more money than years of hodling SPY, idk what you're so upset about. you'll even get a major chance to buy the dip during the election, mr. fox. you should be happy, don't miss your 2nd chance, you won't get another one.

>>23661739
Biden = Could reach lows near March crash from Nov-Jan..
1) Virus
2) Waiting on Stimulus
3) Lame duck president
4) Hedge funds/institutions dumping to take profit under Trump Capital gains plan

Trump-
Fastest stimulus route
1) Virus, panic will subside with stimulus.Keep markets stable, slightly negative.

We will go up with stimulus. Until then, BOBO's back in town.

>>23661690
Better playing OSTK after this dip than these. A lot more upside but more risk

>>23661815
you people are fucking dog shit retarded

>>23661739
Neither
Slow crab up and down

>>23661815

You need to learn more about what covid is doing to people and not just focus on death. Never mind that immunity doesnt last and you can get it 50 times a year thus amplifying the death and misery toll

Its going to lead to millions need lung transplants in the next decade. Pulmonary fibrosis is a death sentence for any age

>>23661690
For what reason could amazon not be worth 100 trillinon dollars?

>>23661809
You get it. Glad I'm not the only one. Tesla is a boring company now.

>>23661828
...You know...If you're a madman...you could always have LONG OTM PUTS on Apple or whatever company...betting on a fed interest rate hike. Which would tank the markets far worse than the March crash.

>>23661832
It has a PE ratio of 26 if Q4 maintains the trajectory of Q2. For a tech company. I don't know what the hell is happening with that stock but the price is all fucked up. If I get US options working I'm buying $500 calls on that.

Less than 24 hours until dramatic increase of bagholders in /smg/

>>23661872
Monopoly/Anti-trust

Easiest answer ever.

>>23661860
What stock do I buy for that...?

>tfw researching stock market in between sets at gym
Still feel like SQQQ, UVXY, SPXS, and FNGD is the way to go tomorrow.

>>23661830
You'll never see March lows. We can crash, but I think 3,000 on the S&P will be the bottom. idk, I'm an idiot

>>23661893
>You'll never see March lows

Even if we take the shill mortality rate of .40%

Thats a million americans every year dead and next year. And the year after that..(assuming all 330 million gets infected)..forever until a vaccine is deployed

You cant let this thing get out control.

I know for a fact lockdowns are on the table after the election

>>23661888
>Monopoly/Anti-trust
In this lifetime? C'mon. It's not going to happen. If antitrust meant anything, it amazon would already be split up

>>23661806
Q3 is on December 8th, it's not the console release that people (who are still holding) are banking on
it's the coinflip on Q3 or Q4 for GME's continued pivot into e-commerce

Right now it's priced in like it already failed that pivot before it even attempted it, and the MSFT news was completely forgotten and its speculation hype not priced in anymore after it dumped from $15 back to $10
Up to you to decide if it's still a worthwhile gamble, obviously only risk what you can afford to lose

I think a lot of people here got way too excited and FOMO'd in with all of their spare money at once at $15. Now they don't even have cash reserves left to buy the dip even though nothing has fundamentally changed for GME

if anything, the store reset soon might have prebuilt PC and PC parts being sold in-store which would allow GME to more reasonably argue that they're an """essential""" service

you can laugh at the FOMO retards getting wrecked by volatility but people in GME since August and early September are still killing it

>>23661872
Because people are idiots who don't understand that Amazon is Wallmart x10 global. Only real danger to Amazon and what it represents in terms of distribution, logistics and value is BABA. Until Amazon is ready to sell manufacturing and production, BABA will be a step ahead.

>>23661542

any oilbros here?

how we holding xom&rdsb bros?

I kinda feel like selling xom for a huge loss and put most of it in NEE

>>23661890
i have an order placed for SQQQ at open tomorrow, let’s see what happens

>>23661926
all im saying is exactly what i wrote and nothing more. im not hating on anyone. good luck.

>>23661888

You dont. You short the s&p when it gets above 3400 and ride it down everytime. You let the rallies go until they are out of steam.

You use an intrustment like SPXS, FAZ Or drn and measure your gains 2-3 days or yiu can short ETFS that track it

>>23661860
this is the same doomer anon from yesterday, isn't it? you really think this is the apocalypse, don't you? the new black plague, maybe even worse?

>>23661930
>he doesn’t know

Just admit you enjoy losing money.

>>23661919
I would bet my asshole that once this ching chong flu is over with and markets are more stable, Amazon will be broken up. Amazon would be broken up right now if it weren't for current market conditions.

>>23661926
GME is still a good play. Not right now though with macro-economics killing it. I'll buy in once stimulus passes.

>>23661930

Ill be buying that. Sell away.

Ill take all the XOM i can get.

World war, money printing, fraking ban, and industry consolidation are all on the table for big oil.

>>23661966
What I meant to say...

If we're going to have lung problems in the future...What stock do I buy to play into that?

>>23661967

Nah

He must be reading the same shit i do

Brothers of /biz/, head my words. Convert to cash now, or you wont be able to pay for your moms funeral when she dies in her sleep tonight (unless you reply to this post)
In this post, that is numbered, the final two digits will reveal the drop by this week's end

>>23662002
Long caskets

>>23661987
LMAO...

Oil bro, if you're really bullish on oil. Buy Chevron. The only oil company worth even talking about.

But the best suggestion is GTFO of oil.

>>23661967
Immunity lasts for 3 months. 70% of ""asymptomatics"" have organs damaged after 3-4 months. That means that young people who get infected 2-3 times will be on the risk group. Ignoring the death factor, it's long term effects will mean a lot of resources wasted on treatments for milions of people, reduced productivity, and mass losses of jobs due to lockdowns.

Thought I bought cream for my coffee this week... it was actually buttermilk

>>23661930
RDSB and CVX bag-holding is fine, come on in!

>>23661835
Just came home from the gym. It has to shutdown tomorrow. The cafés and restaurants all have signs outside that they will close indefinitely, only the delivery ones are open.

Talked to three people today, all basically unemployed. Met my old mate yesterday who finished his studies and is now unemployed and job hunting since March.

The consequences of lockdowns and economical decline are unbearable. Especially since this virus will not be defeated. It will be like the flu, coming every winter. People have to learn to live with it or we can just close down forever and raise taxes till work stops being profitable.
>>23661860
Sure the virus is terrible. People over the age of 50 should stay the fuck home and only be allowed outside for a walk. Same with asthmatic people and stuff. No issues here.

That doesn't mean healthy people under 50 should have to suffer like that. Let us go out and take our own risks. Let people work and earn money. So far there were only 100 deaths for people under 50 and that includes ALL deaths with corona. As in a Corona patient having a car accident counts as death due to Corona.

We only have two options:
>Accept Corona exists and treat it like a natural thing
>Continue panic till Corona is no more (so never) and just pretend that the economy and pensions come out of thin air like we do now
China is doing the first option, the US a mix, and Europe the latter.

>>23662013
some think corona is bullish for stokks

GME bro’s, the game plan is still the same BUT I suggest selling now and rebuying when it hits bottom.
Imagine being able to buy at $5.

what is the SPY equivalent of SQQQ?

>>23662039
$5 seems a bit optimistic

>>23662004
i'll be honest with you, either way, im just playing to my outs on this one. we survived the black plague, we survived the spanish flu, i don't see this as being any different. highly doubt this virus is all of a sudden the one that "beats" the human immune system that has evolved over millions of years. especially considering modern medicine and technology.

what are your thoughts on regeneron and how trump got better so quickly after testing positive?

>>23662017
Based CVX bro.

fuck now i cant stop thinking about oil. showing steady growth and got absolutely wrecked by this corona shit

>>23661967
not the same anon but you need to look at the situation for what it is, as of right now covid isn’t going anywhere and won’t go anywhere for at least another 2 more years.
>>23661987
seriously what’s with you guys and betting on ww3 happening?

>>23662013
I've got UVXY and SQQQ for gains faggot

>>23661985
>>23661987

Yeah guys im pretty bullish in terms of XOM but the thing is that their lack of even considering a certain amount of renewable meme putting in their balance sheet.

I mean cmon why not profit from all this meme stuff until fusion energy kills all those wind and solarfags and most of the energy sector.

If fusion energy gets right on track Oil is pretty much done and those big gains they had will never be achieved again...im a little bit concerned of the fact they seem to not care at all for the ESG meme at all...

>>23662031
Its extremely bullish depending if how you view it. The economic implosion will give people an once in a lifetime opportunity to buy stocks.

January 2021 (colorized)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A

>>23662049
spxs

>>23662062
theyre retards. they also think corona is less deadly than the flu lol. its all government lies and theyre the super geniuses smarter than everyone.

theyre the same schizos that have been predicting the end of the world since it started

>>23661602
Based

>>23662029

This blatant misinformation

China just shut down Qindao over 7 cases

Thrres no lasting immunity..so people under 50 are gonna get this time and time again and its extremely dangerous to your organs.

You are literally crushing life expectancy for entire generations so people can have shitty take out food and exchange pieces of paper.

Literally a vaccine is less than 6 months away..theres no reason not to lock down fully

>>23662058
oil is a failing sector though, you can literally only lose money

>>23662072
i agree

>>23662095
I've been thinking about DRIP myself

>>23662054
How do you guys know that he was actually ill? He got sick right before the election and after two days he was perfect with the treatment sold by his rich friends... Hmmm...

>>23661716
>most deaths occurred during tight lockdown
>blame covid
>start locking down again
>deaths start increasing again
>blame covid

>>23662057
They're going to rule the oil industry in the US...

A dying industry, but they'll live to make it.

XOM will die a slow death. Maybe even be bought out by Chevron.

>>23662039
GME will not go up without stimulus. No stock will. GME bottom is likely 7-8. Unless we crash...

>>23662058
Buy LIT. Everything is going to be using Lithium in the next decade. It's going to replace oil.

>>23661688
It is a strawman. To what was I said I replied that I found the same characteristics in Americans. Plus, to put an end to a frivolous discussion I signaled that we should move one.

>>23662053
Yeah, but I think $7 is a reasonable bet. I should have sold earlier but I figured since GME was so fucken undervalued it wouldn't drop below $11.
I'm an idiot and I thought most of the world events were priced in because a blind man could see them coming, but I guess not.

are there any leveraged risk-parity mutual funds which behave llike Hedgefundie's Excellent Adventure portfolio, but which rebalances its shit internally so that I wouldn't have to manually fuck with the quarterly rebalancing myself?

>>23662099
Buffet got rich because he fucking bought after the Great Depression and held for decades. Nothing more. Save money anons and buy the REAL crash

>>23662104
i agree it's a bit suspicious but considering how much controversy surrounds trump i highly doubt that sort of info wouldn't have been """leaked""" by now if it was fake.

Anyone knows tf is going on with CTRX? It tanked like hell.

>>23661916
>trust the experts

>>23662093
You fucking kikes will pay for your lies against humanity.

>>23661987
Are you really that retarded? Do you know green new deal? The democrats are going to fuck you up.

>>23662087
>i’m not wrong, everybody else is!!
>it’s literally just the flu
reality will hit them harder than a truck

>>23662039
$5 is Gamestop's cash per share after accounting for debt
It was already pretty ludicrous that it dipped under $6 after Q2
That MSFT deal could potentially be worth the entire market cap right now. Just $50 million revenue from it would easily be worth 10x if not more. FB itself is worth 10x of its revenue and those gross margins are more like 80%
The volatility sucks ass for small players gambling into GME, but none of the big players (with >5% ownership of GME) are trimming their position

how the fuck does pic related happen anyways? I figured I'd just keep holding whatever happens since my plan was always to sell on Q3 or Q4 since I entered in end of August, but fuck lol I admit I shouldn't have been so adamant on sticking to my exit strategy and should have taken the election day catalyst more seriously

hindsight hindsight though, fuck that shit, in the end I'll just stick to my exit strategy unless it dips close to $8 and crawls to my break even point (highly highly doubt that though but that's my trigger to bail out on)

>>23662144
I predict a contested election.

Biden is more likable than Clinton. Trump's debates were terrible.

50/50. Trump loses and contests elections...which will trigger circuit breakers. Get ready boys.

>>23662023
Bearish

>>23662204
Glowing shill

>>23661688
It is a strawman. To what was said I replied that I found the same characteristics in Americans. Plus, to put an end to a frivolous discussion I signaled that we should move one.

>>23662201
It happens because of huge level market manipulation.
It can't hold forever though, but they will bring it as low as they can.

>>23662204
Ever notice how Biden doesn’t offer any solutions? All he can do is blame trump and state the obvious. He’s literally running in anger but will do the same as trunk, but more likely less than trump and only do what the “experts” want which is close indefinitely.

Why would the market continue selling of this week if it just priced in the election dump all last month?

>>23662178
they have zero fucking brain. if we locked people down for the flu the same way we did corona then it would be literally a fraction of deaths from flu and it wouldnt even hold a candle to corona

>>23662245
That was just the beginning. We're fucked this week

>>23662245
Why would the market continue buying this week?

>>23661542
Why are so many of the pundits on seeking alpha so bad?
The should have a rating system that tracks the shit they say so that we can filter the good ones.

>>23662271
The deep state/swamp is real. Trump tried to get rid of it, but he failed and then continued to take info from the deep state such as fauci.

>>23661615
5% nasdaq
3% s&p 500 is my prediction

>>23662104

Trumps oxygen dipped twice (probably below 90)

Its highly likely had he been anyone besides the president he would be on a ventilator right now or dead.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23662245
England shut down, elections on the horizon...Futures will be NEGATIVE 2%. then go down to Negative 1 to 1.5 as stocks look better or Trump says something to boost it...My guess.

>>23662245

It didnt price in the election dumbass.

Stop acting like some sort of oracle. It was clearly a reaponse to no stimulus

>>23662326
You think Biden will do as well as Trump did recovering from the virus...if he gets it?

>>23662093
>Thrres no lasting immunity..so people under 50 are gonna get this time and time again and its extremely dangerous to your organs.
A few young people will suffer. Such is life.
>You are literally crushing life expectancy for entire generations so people can have shitty take out food and exchange pieces of paper.
So people have jobs and an actual chance at life after the boomers die. We will pump the next 10 years of the west into keeping the old alive as long as possible, probably raising pensions anyways because politicians want to get elected and then, a decade or two from now, you will have an exhausted crippled country that might as well just dissolve.
>Literally a vaccine is less than 6 months away..theres no reason not to lock down fully
Lmao
Sure. Just like against the flu. Lol

What kind of lies do you people believe? There is no vaccine. The vaccine will not work. How do you think the flu is still around? Because the flu is changing every year and the vaccine not even working half the time.

They will make a vaccine based on hopium, give it to the people, reduce cases by 30% and tell boomers that everything is fine on the telly and zoomers some cringe "We won. Corona is over! +122k" post on Reddit.

But then we just go back to having a normal life and people think it's all over. We will never defeat the virus, we will just lie to the people that it is defeated. And this is the most realistic beat case scenario.

>>23662174

Oh what you think that piece of trash is going to make it out conference? Thats a death sentence for anyone voting for it

>>23662326
He can lie, his doctors can lie. Maybe he was perfectly fine and it was a fake illness to give people hope...

https://youtu.be/b5r4SAY5y8g


SING IT BACK WITH ME BOYS!!!!!

B3ARS ARE B@(k 1N t0Wn

>>23662368
Yep, the vaccine wont work (their long-term side effects might be even worse than covid's), people won't vaccinate anyways and herd immunity is impossible.

>>23662368

Stop comparing covid to the Flu

The flu has been around since the middle ages and when it was novel it pratically wiped out entire civilizations in the world.

Immunity took hundreds of millions of lives to achieve.
.
i believe a vaccine is on the way. You only need to vaccinate half the population all at once to end the pandemic

>>23662431

So the world loses .40 -2% of its population every year until this virus mutates.

What a lovely future...bullish

>>23662421

>>23662251
>corona is priced in
>1m dead
>priced in!!
>who cares if we’re still learning about how this disease works? priced in.
>>23662245
dump incoming.

as a side note i’ve placed my first bets on draftkings this week for the NFL games today since i know a lot about football and NFL games are more predictable than stocks at this point lmao

>>23662380
If Biden gets into office and democrats sweep the house, game over. Democrats want to destroy the country just like the protests, and suck that bac

>>23662435
>half the population
uh what source?
are you just pulling that out of your ass?

herd immunity takes a lot more than just half the population in general

>>23662435
And let 10% of vaccinated get injured, right, bill?

>>23662457

Im not a biden tard...Already voted trump..

Trump will lock shit down again once deaths get 2k daily .

>>23662452
Could be even worse. People are dying from cancer etc because they aren't receiving their treatments due to the medical collapse.
The worst thing is that it can damage the brain, so milions of people could end semi retarded over the years...

>>23662477
>trump already said no lockdown


Ok Biden

>>23662488
I heard Covid fucks your mom and takes your halloween candy away from you if you catch it

>>23662467

Its me..my best guess.

You can break alot of infections if you make half the population immune. Yeah its probably like 70% in reality but 50% would probably be enough

>>23662302
literally anyone can publish an article for $500

>trump will win again, my stonks will moooooon im gonna make it!

and other things trumpfags tell themselves high on copium

>>23662488

Theres no choice for them sadly as those people are super vulnerable

When should I buyback into GME? Sold all my shares and just hold my calls. Would be nice if I could get in the 8s again, but hasn’t the “floor” been raised since then?

Ah

>>23662331
finally, that POS is down again?

>>23662435

Also, safest play is to short oil

SCO, PUTS

>>23662128
PSLDX
NTSX
I haven't looked at either but google isn't hard

I’m ready for another comfy drop to scoop up some more shares

>>23661816
kek same here im waiting to put in all my money tho

>>23662541
Trump, 9. Biden, 6-8. Lockdowns/contested elections, 5.

How much longer should I wait until I buy?

>>23662642
February

>>23661662
CCs and CSPs make the world go round

>>23661583
"we're all equal, they're just like us!!111" coped the ignoramus fag cuck for the 6th million time about the third world communist gutter oil, debased polluted destroyed enviroment, street defecation, and torture skin animals alive on the myth presumption that they taste better "people" in china.

You're such a dumb fag

>>23662642
Just check the bottoms during March and decide wether it's going below or not.

>>23661675
Bro, what software is that? Looks incredibly comfy

Where is the money leaving stocks going?
Just cash?

no one here thinks tomorrow will be green right?

Any leafs out there that know any more bear ETFs?
HQD - 2x bear QQQ
HBD - 2x bear gold
HZD - 2x bear silver
HMJI - bear marijuana stocks
HGD - 2x bear gold miners
HSD - 2x bear S&P 500

Are there any other good ones that I'm missing? Don't gotta pay commission on stuff on the TSX, so I prefer to get these.

>>23662703
It will crap and be bull by January

>>23662703
green monday

>>23662065
you that confident in this rona scare?

>>23662511
That can't be what they get paid. I should look into that. I'm more qualified than most of them desu aside from lack of experience. I have a better track record than most of them for sure with my portfolio

>>23662710
SCO- Short Oil

>>23662699
For now most of it yes. Maybe deleveraging as well (paying off debt)

>>23662099
so when is this once in a lifetime coming? or did I miss back in march

I bought the dip enjoy missing out election bullrun

>>23662746
Europe is locking down again. USA will take a hit because of it

I just checked Japanese railway companies and they're all free falling for a year now. What gives?

>>23662746
Forget about rona,

>market is historically volatile in the days leading up to election

>possibility election results disputed

>Big Tech Anti-trust hearings & investigation

>>23662703
I have checked the general sentiment over the weekend on here, stocktwits, wsb, and twitter and they all seem bearish. I think we're gonna crab tomorrow to fuck over put buyers, but who knows. We'll have a general idea once futures open in 5 and half hours.

>>23662809
Im just holding all my shit. Trump will win and we rocket.

>>23662820
>trump will win
dont count on it

>>23662820
Stocks will go up no matter who wins

>>23662699
Bitcoin

>>23662856
Interesting.

>>23662820
It'll go up regardless of who wins cause there will be trillions of stimulus in the midterm. Short term things look like shit. Tuesday is gonna be an interesting day.

>>23662699
Yes.

When do futures open in Europe?

>>23661654
Unfortunately, as a bong, resident myself. It really is getting a comedic level of restrictions.

Here in Wales its a step further. Image related.

>>23662606
Ok I’ll keep an eye out.
>>23662856
This. I thought it would also crater like the nasdump but it held a lot better and even rose over the weekend l. I have <1k in btc anyway so it’s a non factor to me anyway.

>>23662909
I certainly hope so otherwise, bag holders will committing suicide and SMG will be dead. Aside from diamond handed GME holders ofc.

Imagine not positioning correctly during a global crisis.

>>23662948
Is it true you aren't allowed to buy toothpaste and clothes?

>>23662794
they aren't locked down right now but they were for quite a while earlier in the year, it's probably that, no?

What will it peak at during the election?

>>23662961
I'm not sure about that. There were a ton of posters the past week when it was blood red. I didn't check how many IPs there were however.

Anyway here's earnings for this week. Anyone playing anything?

>>23662970
I just compared them to other railway companies and those had the 'normal' Kungflu dent but then went up after March. Jap railway comps are just going down. Were the jap corona restrictions so much more strict compared to the rest of the world?

>>23662969
Toothpaste you are (that was just one Store karen refusing in the news).

Clothes, you aren't allowed to buy them no. The clothes stores are shut, and clothes sections in supermarket are blocked off.

I don't see how this helps anything, it just brings business to mega corps in USA. (good for my stocks, bad for the wagies)

>>23662992
well last election it went up roughly 100% from election day to around February.

Seems like most of the bear stocks peaked around February.

>tfw shitposting in /smg/ to disassociate from former coworkers posting suicide notes on faceberg

>>23662693
>stockcharts.com
gee, I wonder.

>>23662511
as in you get paid $500 to write the article, or you have to pay to have your article put up? cause i wouldn't mind doing some freelance work if you know what im sayin'.

>>23663000
CVS will be very interesting. That thing is on the edge of dropping its PE ratio to 7. With or without this pandemic going, CVS will still have these earnings in the following years. If I had a lot of money, I'd buy 10% of that company right now. Retail pharmacy will never get absorbed by the likes of Amazon.

AAPL
NSC
LIN
UNP
JNJ
HRL
Did I miss any? want to acquire some if this fall happens in the next couple months

>>23663047
I plan on buying monday and selling Wednesday morning

>>23663000
I fucked up last week big time buying etsy options. So no I'm not playing any more earnings. Matter of fact the election is Tuesday and I expect blood red Monday, crab Tuesday then blood red Wednesday when we still don't know who the president will be.

>2009 recession caused by unbelievable greed and stupidity from the major banks
>Bernanke: "Here is some money. Make sure to put it into the economy OK?"
>money gradually finds itself into stocks as the lowest effort, highest reward in an era of a near eternal ZIRP
>2020 happens
>JPOW: "Ok here is some money. Now please invest it in the economy OK?"
>money goes right back into the tech megacaps
What is the next step of your master plan Mr. Fed?

>>23663000
Oh and BABA could be brutal if Biden wins the election. I have no doubts that they will continue to increase their revenues and earnings just like AMZN and SHOP did. Lots of demand for online shopping even moreso coming from China.

>>23662352
lol

>>23662384
no way that wouldn't have ((((leaked)))) if true. dems are chomping at the bit here, if info like that leaked it would ruin trump. i just can't believe that wouldn't have leaked by now if he faked it.

>>23663130
Shill me on CVS Health more Anon. How big is it?
(Bong here)

>>23663189
The fed is doing what they can do. Only congress is allowed to do helicopter money. Monetary vs fiscal, etc. - the fed can turn on the printer, but someone else has to hit print.

>>23663189
You are way over estimating the stupidity of Average Americans. 90% of the cash got spent on sneakers

>>23662384
>Everyone is lying Blumph never had covid!!!!
IMAGINE being at this level of cope LMFAO
Retard, literally anyone involved could blow the whistle and collect millions by writing a book. Maybe your simp virus just isnt actually that deadly.

>>23662368
Never been a vaccine for the common cold (a viral cousin), so why do people think one is coming for the coronavirus? I wouldn't touch any biotechs working on a vaccine. Maybe one working on a real antiviral drug would be a better idea

I'm going to AAAAAAAAAAAA post tomorrow aren't I

Does anyone know why weekend wall street is mooning. Is all the bad news priced in now and we are going to make it and go back to ATH.

>>23663250
everything he says and does makes me laugh, illl be sad if he doesnt win

Crash is over. Bears are too penisy.

>>23663297
the common cold isn't as dangerous and there's no money in a vaccine for it. there were no global shutdowns for the common cold. covid is different.

never bet against the advancement of technology.

>>23663281
It's retail pharmacy. There's not much to it but it's not going anywhere in the future. CVS had a PE ratio of 14-12 about 2 years ago, IIRC. That would put it's valuation somewhere between $110-$90 IMO. It's also one of the best business models to weather through this pandemic before and after and if some financial recession hits the world. It's a boring stock but way too undervalued in my opinion.

>>23663321
I only found out about this shit this weekend, so I have no idea how accurate it is.

A house just flew over my house.

>>23663321
Huh, what are you talking about?

Why would anyone sell straddles or strangles when writing naked calls is the most dangerous strategy?

>>23663304
I'm not an expert or anything like that, but you bought way overpriced stocks.

>>23663351
CVS is more than just retail pharmacy. They bought Aetna, one of the largest health insurers in the world, a few years ago for 70 billion dollars.

>>23663283
That's a good analogy

>>23663336
penis boy penis man buystonks sell stonks
>an hero
>>23663304
maybe you will get lucky kek

Even after my gamble flopped and I actually lost 5018 bucks I'm still up pretty good on the year with my investment principle still intact to boot. So fuck it. What do I care? My realized loss will do me a favor come 2020 tax time.

>>23663283
>Monetary vs fiscal, etc. - the fed can turn on the printer, but someone else has to hit print.
The Fed took on, and continues to take on, the role of the biggest sucker. All that has happened is that hedge funds and MMs frontrun the next dumb purchase from the Fed. It's a parasitic wealth transfer.
>The fed is doing what they can do. Only congress is allowed to do helicopter money
Why do you think we are inevitably going to get Fedcoin?

>>23663351
>>23663406
Doing some quick research looks interesting, time to do no other due diligence, put some money in and complain when it dives after shite earnings. Thanks Anons!

>>23663351
>>23663406
it's so large they have to firewall information between underlying competing businesses. basically a massive healthcare investment fund.

>>23663406
If I'm not mistaken, they should pay the remaining debt of Aetna's deal this year. This will definitely expand their capacity for investments in 21/22. I suspect major players might make a big move depending on the how the year ends (or is expected to end). I can tell you that October is being another killer month with this surge of cases. Probably top 3 month of the year.

I need to make about $1500 within the next 3 weeks.

I have $50k to burn so what do I invest in that will go up 2.5% within the next 3 weeks?

>>23663401
I'm not an expert either, but you're actually retarded

I hate being poor. fucking drumpf fucking everything up

>>23663593
typical liberal, blaming everyone but himself for his failures and inadequacies

Jerome Powell just flew into my house and stimulated me. He said, "America depends on you being stimulated." I said, "N-no please Jerome, I'm doing No Nut November. I can't take much more stimulation or I'm going to coom." He did not relent. Armed guards carrying more stimulus burst into my house and pinned me against the wall. "The stimulus will continue to be applied through 2022."

>>23663454
>fedcoin doomers
Even if that does occur, it would have to be authorized by Congress so my point stands.

As to the bond purchasing, it may be unfair, but it's basically preventing money from leaving the system, rather than creating new money (at least for now, while the fed's only buying debt). The banks have to loan people money against that collateral for any money to actually enter the real economy.

>>23663636
>t. Mrs. Powell

>>23663454
Based Digital Dollar Anon.

FED is PISSED that they created this wealth gap and that QE didn't do shit to create inflation and banks aren't lending anything out....

It's inevitable anons. Digital Dollar coming soon. Instead of doing QE, they'll just dump money into your accounts.

>>23661542

CVS gets it form both ends. All the older folk needing pills. All the older folk needing insurance (Aetna) which ain't cheap. Now you do the math. X amount of older people times x years they're expected to live = profit (and higher stock prices). Really the only downside to the insurance game is if you know someone dies and they're forced to fork out a life insurance policy to the beneficiary.

>>23661602
this strange amalgamation of british hooligan and american boomer scares me

>>23663667
Didn't Rite Aid get fucked earlier. I highly doubt CVS is going to do well, especially in a bear market.

>>23663667
theyre middlemen theres no reason why you couldnt just allow every drug to be over the counter

but instead they jack up prices and charge insurance and pay pharmacists and withhold your drugs from people

Ahhh..2022 is going to be such a sweet and frugal year

>>23663701
Anon, you must be European. Europeans have this stereotype among americans that we're gun tooting racists retards.

This is what America really looks like.

Oh and I lived in Europe for 8 years. You guys should stay away from US...90% of it is a shithole. 10% (Utah, North & South Carolina, Idaho, Wyoming, North & South Dakota, Georgia are alright).

>>23663646
>As to the bond purchasing, it may be unfair, but it's basically preventing money from leaving the system, rather than creating new money
The Fed specifically targets bad debt knowing that it may default and "takes on" that loss instead of the original holder. This becomes an entry in the Fed's ledger that they eventually just erase at some point. Removing negative values is the same as printing money, and its circuitous in this very way to make it appear as if it isn't.
It also completely derisks certain classes of assets relative to their return. Stocks are just the most overbearing example from the TINA rally. QE is deflationary no matter how hard the Fed goes red in the face trying to convince otherwise.
>The banks have to loan people money against that collateral for any money to actually enter the real economy.
Which is the second big strike facing the Fed. People remember what the best play was after 2009 - stocks. And now the banks are tightening credit to prevent being overexposed again undercutting the entire purpose of QE.
Stocks will go up. But nothing else will follow it.

>>23663788
>gun tooting racists
If this were the case, majority of problems in this country wouldn't exist.

>>23661721
what about FSLY & NET ? especially NET

Just want to say this bitch makes me cum buckets.

https://www.lynalden.com/money-printing/

>>23663826
i think you mean "minority problem"

>>23663857
That’s a man anon

>>23663788
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>23662013
bitch

>>23663660
>It's inevitable anons. Digital Dollar coming soon. Instead of doing QE, they'll just dump money into your accounts.
The only reason they bother doing this is if they put a time limit on your pow bucks. And it still will do the opposite of what they want. People will save and wait for the next round of pow bucks for their next major expenses: cars, tuition, etc. Why spend your "real" money now when you can use free temporary money?

>>23663788
>This is what America really looks like

.....this is trolling right? You can see the pound signs in the background, that's the UK.

>>23661806
Everyone knew the election was coming, but somehow that wasn't priced in? This entire market is retarded and manipulated by Jews. The only thing difference is that we can actually fight the Jew this time. Eat a dick nonfren.

>>23663878
god I need an asian gf again

>>23663869
I would suck his dick for stock tips

>>23663621
GME holders really are the dumbest subhumans that have ever reared their head at biz

>>23663826
Whites are currently declining. Niggers & Spics are growing. Women are also getting into positions of power.

Nancy Pelosi is a good example. "Wanting to spend money in our wallets to help the american people" (paraphrasing).

...There's no money in our wallets, only a credit card....A credit card with a balance that will collapse the global economy within this century.

>>23663706
Speaking of Rite-Aid...Their stock price is extremely attractive right now...

We up tommorrow?

Need money for a chinese hooker to take a creamy dump on my coffee table while i watch below

>>23663563
Buy as much TQQQ as possible, it'll skyrocket in the next few days :^)

>>23663857
Based fellow Lyn reader

>>23663788
>>23663892

my sources tell me it's a green day tomorrow and then a gigantic ungodly end of the world style red day after that.

>>23663934
I'd rather invest in Kool than Rite Aid if nigs are growing.

>>23664067
>sources: this was revealed to me in a dream

is y'all qaeda gonna ruin my portfolio in the coming weeks?

>>23663934
It always looks attractive anon... I don't know what happened to this retailer but I see no long-term reason to invest in it unless you know what you're doing.

>>23662093

>>23662093
don't be smart bro. you'll spaz out the retards

>>23661985
this pic was me last night at a halloween party on campus. apparently I was flirting with some girl for a little bit, trying to get her to do shots, etc. then she just said out loud that I was coming on strong and that she was in a happy relationship. I was talking to her bf there without even realizing it, then after he just avoided me too. Not gonna lie absolutely ruined my night.

Hopefully we limit down tomorrow otherwise I'll be that much more depressed. I have SPY puts out the ass

yeah I know >meme lines but this is kinda eerie

>>23663857
That's incredibly informative anon thanks.

>>23664133
Lol, never longing Rite-Aid.

Over a year long perspective, it's looking good. It's lower than it was in March....

>>23664267
Absolutely bullish

Why yes my portfolio is majority ARGGY, how could you tell?

>>23662961
>Imagine not positioning correctly during a global crisis.
Sorry man its my first global crisis in the markets.

>>23664267
>>23664359
I fucking love NIO but I'm so afraid of averaging up... I've made that mistake on hype stocks a few times in the past.

>>23663093
lel I am an idiot

brehs....

>>23664414
OH NOOO THE SQUARES OF DOOM NOOOOOOO

Anyone considering grabbing SQQQ tomorrow in lieu of betting on a Trump victory? I feel more outcomes will result in volatility than not and tech is certainly in for a shock if he is the clear winner.

>>23664414
uh oh

>>23664414
very bullish

>>23662534
Did u not vote?

>>23661654
Holy fuck they don’t call it cuck island for nothing.

Americans are way too cucked to overthrow their own government, but drunk rednecks at a party would absolutely shoot police if they tried this shit.

>>23664414
Just bough 5k more QQQ!

>>23664267
>>23664359
lol as if anyone in Europe would buy a chink car

>>23664414

>>23661739
Idk desu but am highly regretting buying in last week. Suspect we're going down as the trends gave been suggesting a downtrend for quite sometime now.

>>23663889
UBI is not for savings, anon. UBI aka digital dollar is for spending needed to create inflation. UBI will expire at the end of a month, if not spent. In reality the US economy relies on cheap money and huge spendings. Without it, it goes bust. That's why (((they))) are afraid of deflation, because deflation is actually good for goys, but is bad for them. Deflation is a meme created by the bankers so they can print more money, creating cheap debt, thus increasing the value of their assets, and inspiring goys to consoom

>The Fed took on, and continues to take on, the role of the biggest sucker. All that has happened is that hedge funds and MMs frontrun the next dumb purchase from the Fed. It's a parasitic wealth transfer.
Do you really think they are suckers as you suggested, or do they know exactly what they are doing?

>>23664513
can europeans even afford a NIO car?

are you buying NIO?

People afraid of the virus jerk off to cuck sissy hypno, guaranteed.

>>23661860
covid is literally nothing but fudged statistics and fake news stories. every time their numbers get debunked, retards come out with new bullshit like "but now you can catch it multiple times!" and "dont focus on death statistics, everyone will need lung replacements!"

forget the fact that once a story is debunked it means the people spreading the story are outed as LIARS and should never be taken seriously again.

>>23662435
>actually taking the "vaccine"
Wew lad they really did ya over didn't they

>>23664574
Sven and Hans are only allowed to bike and ride the train to work. Hans could not make it because 3 snowflakes were found on the railroads and the train must be temporarily suspended because of safety hazards.

>>23664514
This. If we go down, then fucking buy everything you can get your hands on. Especially growth stocks, since QE goes into them. I hope you are reading this, filthy kikes. I'm not buying gold, since you manipulate prices, and I'm not touching crypto, since it'll probably be banned in the brave new world. Fuck you and your ponzy scheme. I wonder why burgers didn't hang the fed in the 2008

>>23661916
the people promoting the corona virus are the shills, not the people debunking it. when an old person dies of chronic conditions like being a lifetime smoker, they literally just mark it as a corona death. the corona test gives a positive for antibodies of many types of viruses, which could have been contracted years before. it’s a bullshit test and it’s time you realized how much the establishment is willing to lie for more of your money.

>>23664598
im not afraid of the virus

>>23664552
>Will expire if not spent
That would be peak clown world, hope it doesn't come to that

Is somebody baking?

>>23664751
no do it

can somebody post the uncensored doomcrow raping the crab raping bobo raping mumu

>>23662022
nobody could possibly know how long immunity lasts for a new virus, and if someone told you that then you now have proof that person is a liar.

>>23664764
Fine

>>23662029
that’s why im moving to Taiwan. i already have a job lined up, just have to go through a bunch of bullshit testing before i leave.

>>23662029
and no the virus is complete bullshit and everything on tv is a lie to steal your money.

Fresh
>>23664822
>>23664822
>>23664822

>>23664769
Posted it in new thread

>>23663304
Potentially. I shouldnt have gone this hard on TQQQ or bought this much for that matter. Down about $1500 on purchase price since buying it. That's a big loss.

>>23664805
The anti-chinese and european sentiment in this thread is laughable.

>>23665105
I thought you weren't here to defend any countries, just make money :^)

>>23663934
Pass they're stock has been on a long term downtrend (years and years).

>>23662093
> there is no lasting immunity
>Literally a vaccine is less than 6 months away
Pick one, retard.

>>23662013
fuck off fag