/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>>23656026
Outsider here
100% trump is gonna win

>>23656037
Why do you think that?

>>23656036
go back to village

>>23656026
If you're a white american then you might as well. If Trump loses, president kamala is going to destroy your life anyway.

it's amazing some americans support and genuinely think biden (the living corpse pedophile french kisser) can win

>>23656026
I dont bet on elections I bet on myself. I make sure that I will not lose all my money and that my gf will never know what i did.

I'm talking about finding whatever she has and putting it on bonded.finance and then learning about how much the stuff I staked helped someone else make it while I sat and watched my girlfriend cry. help me i'm hooked on bonded

Trump has a good lead in Iowa and Florida. Minnesota only went blue by less than 1% last elections(but mn had riots, looting, and protests for months). Pennsylvania is neck and neck but if he wins it he wins it all basically. It is very likely that he will wind. Also like >>23656047 said, it would be better to 3x your money and have trump win than have a small amount of cash when the democrats implode America for the Great Reset.

heres some betting advice in general. there is very rarely a lock win so you need to find spots where the odds are in your favor and your expected value is greater than your risk. this race is far closer to a coinflip than what the faggot newsmedia claims and anything over 2-1 is printing money long

>>23656058
but they think a person who ordered the locking of children in cages and losing track of their parents can.
Accused of rape
Avoided tax
Avoided the draft
Incites hate and division

This guy is our decades Hitler and its funny how republican fags ignore their dear leaders crimes and fall in line just the Sturmabteilung before them.

>>23656160
>This guy is our decades Hitler

Maybe 40% Trump, if I'm right you should bet him because odds are very favourable.

I voted trump but I even know that’s he about to get absolutely humiliated this week. Had Covid not happened then absolutely he would have won, but he absolutely dropped the ball on his response and Americans will punish him at the polls for it.

>>23656026
just use a cryptocurrency betting site called stake
Link: https://stake.com/?c=66f35248e9
We both get extra money for every bet you make

>>23656026
For once we have the jews on our side, it cant go wrong. I betted on him too earlier today.

>>23656160
>but they think a person who ordered the locking of children in cages

Who built the cages faggot?

>>23656026
Literally 100%.

>>23656026
Betting on politics has been banned just a couple of weeks ago where I live.

If you need any more proof that Trump wins you cant be helped

>>23656026
Trump chances of winning are less than his odds, so it's a dumb bet

>>23656160
>the party that cheers for murdering babies and keeping schools shut indefinitely is genuinely concerned about childrens welfare.

>>23656026
Just bet 2.5k on Trump and 2.5k on Biden.
Literally can't lose.

>>23656420
>the party that (shit which never happened)
Lay off the koolaid my amphibious friend

>>23656026
"What's" has an apostrophe and is for singular words. "Chances" is plural so you should say "what're". The first word of a sentence should be capitalized.

>>23656443

You will be at a loss in profits if Trump loses. You're fucking slow.

>>23656514
okay faggot

>>23656026
check out NEC and similar projects instead of gambling bro.

bet on opposite mainstream media favors.

>>23656160
Hitler wasnt a kike loving globohomo puppet like Trump which is why they declared a world war on him
Fighting to remove yourself from the bankers' grasp was the reason

PlotX works for me, much nicer UI than the others.

I almost want trump to win so y'all don't kill yourselves . If he loses it already sucks for ya'll so why bet on it? is it a go big or go home kinda thing?

>>23656026
Incumbent president wins. Bush got two terms, and he did 9/11.

>>23656036
kys

>>23656026

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-election-forecast/?cid=rrpromo

Keep an eye on this forecast - this is a team of statisticians and data scientists who don’t focus on any individual poll result. They built a computational model which aggregates as much data as possible, and factors in unpredictable parameters by running the simulation 40,000 times. The overall forecast is then based on the central tendency of the distribution of these simulations, rather than a single prediction based on polls.
Currently, the simulations have the chances of a Trump win at 11 out of 100 - randomly sampled from the distribution of 40000 simulations.
They say this is approximately the same probability as there being rain in Downtown LA (which has rain ~36 days per year).

>>23656514

>>23658000

Orange man win

“Whoever Controls The Media, Controls The Mind” - Jim Morrison

>>23656026
Bet against whoever you want to win. If he loses, you get compensated. If he wins, you paid for him to win.

>>23656026
0. This game is rigged.

https://ig.ft.com/us-election-2020/
As always, the chances are against him.

>>23656026
i already bet close to 2k on him, he would simply be a good president and the stability of being reelected will help everybody. the general population realizes and universally understands this.

left always plays it like they are going to win big because they can get media outlets to hardcore shill for them

Pollsters have begun cutting their fake leads they gave to Biden to save face. Trump has Florida and Ohio locked up. Black and Hispanic and women are turning out for Trump at impressive numbers. It's over.

Also Trump's approval rating is sitting at around 49-50% aggregate which is better than Obama in 2012 and anything above 45% means the incumbent wins. The only thing you can't really quantify is election fraud which is the only thing I'm worried about but turnout is going to be historically high which can counter the fraud.

>>23656026
Don't believe /pol/ telling you Trump's a shoe-in. Just because he pulled it off in 2016 doesn't necessarily mean that it will happen again. Sure, he could, and probably will, overperform the polls, but he'd need one of the biggest polling failures in recorded history to win re-election - way bigger than 2016.

From a betting point of view, you try to take overvalued bets. In this sense, Biden is a pretty good choice. Most sites give him 1.5 odds, which means a 67% chance of winning. Meanwhile, people like Nate Silver give him 90%. That means he's overvalued.

For any experienced bettor, it's a good deal to bet on Dementia Joe and just take the outside chance of Trump surprising everyone again as an acceptable risk.

>>23656026
If we bet on a site like PredictIt or something, when will we get our winnings?
Given that the Demons are gonna call for a recount or claim fraud or whatever the fuck, will we get our money November 4th or do we have to wait until Inauguration Day?

>>23656160
Go back to plebbit moron.

lets look at actual facts:
did trump managed to keep his last voters happy? yes because he kept all his promises.
did trump managed to show former libtards that he is not what media portrays him to be? yes. all plans to hurt trumps image backfired massively and contributed in more sympathy for trump.
vast majority is secured. the only reason why some libtards believe the election will be even close is because media is the best at making 1% of people look like a majority in society. libtards will face the biggest cope in 2020. screenshot for short explanation after election.

>>23656363
where?

dems are destined to fail

>>23658618
Good point. I WANT MY MONEY

>>23656160
>a person who ordered the locking of children in cages and losing track of their parents can.
This was done since Obama, it just wasn't news with him. You kool aid drinking faggot.

I put 10 bitcoins worth on Biden winning. The polls have him up ahead by like 10 in swing states. No way he can lose. Easy money.

>>23658635
>>23658635
>>23658635
mUH GOLDEN GOD

Also, if you absolutely want to bet on Trump, some sites offer the bet bet "Trump loses the popular vote but gets re-elected". My site had that at 3.5, while the normal Trump win bet was at 2.7. Something definitely worth considering.

>>23656026
>betting
this is why you're poor, anon

>>23658997

Not a Trump fan but I have r*ddit cocksuckers more.

>>23659078
>he thinks he isn't gambling when putting money in shitcoins or stocks

>>23656443
not sure if retarded.

>>23656160
Trump is the most investigated human being in history. He is either the most law abiding person to every go into politics or he is some sort of criminal genius.

helmuth's computer model with robust track record, 25/27 and 2016 correctly early on gives trump still 91% of chance of winning. it's based on objective number system not on human biases or opinions

>>23656026
How much would you be willing to pay to see your preferred candidate win? And how much would you like to receive in compensation, should your preferred candidate lose?
Whatever the amount, bet against your preferred candidate, and you set yourself up for a win-win situation.

>>23656026
100%
Not even American, your democrat party has already voted early because they trust the state for some weird reason
Your republican party is scitzo and votes in person
Since dems are dropping in polls closer to the closing, they will lose, on the day turn out will be huge for gop

>>23656026
according to the msm and their (((polls)))? 0%
according to an actual useful model that already predicted his win in 2016? 91%

>>23656026
Fuck trump the bastard hates BTC we’d easily be above 20k by now. Fuck that piece of shit

>>23656026
Trump is Satoshi

>>23659259
Consider this. Reagan was a Celebrity who won the vote twice. Trump is a celebrity (with his TV shows) and he will win the vote again.

>>23656026
How are you betting anon I want to do the same. What platform. I looked in to Bovoda.lv but I didn’t see an option to bet on the election.

>>23660178
Why bother with betting on trump when you can just buy APPL calls for friday if you think he's winning or levered long on tqqq if vix is too high tomorrow

Political bets are all going to get rugged once the result disputes start. Just go bet on a foot ball instead.

>>23656026
Unless 5k is pocket change to you don’t do it anon. Lightning doesn’t strike twice, he was a wild card before and people wanted change. Now half his previous supporters are openly calling him a retard and a good portion of the other half must have unspoken doubts. This isn’t 2016, it really doesn’t look good.

>>23656058
>it's amazing some americans support and genuinely think biden (the living corpse pedophile french kisser) can win


You are not giving the establishment enough credit for the bullshit they can pull off.

>>23657730
I used that Hindu scam once, literally declared the wrong side the winner just to not have to pay out more

>>23660663
Isnt that just a wash then? Like, in baseball, if the game is postponed due to rain, that game just gets taken off parlays, odds adjusted accordingly for the 1 less game, and all betters get their money back

>>23656026
>>23660262

where can i bet on trump using my crypto? please guys i just want a russian girlfriend so bad bros

>>23656485
Never happened? Democrats are the pro-abortion and pro-shutdown party, dude.

>>23658618
>will we get our money November 4th
i dont think any site would pay out the day of. there will be some contest from dems and a bunch of turmoil. the riskiest part of betting on this election is trusting the gambling platforms themselves.

Invest in Israel. Invest in banks and the financial sectors. Invest in Kushner.

A Trump win is really a win for Israel, our (((greatest ally))). That's the only reason he's there in the first place. It's delusional to think otherwise, holy shit.

>>23660663
This.

>>23661068
This, but it looks like (((they))) want trump to win