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Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:36:34 2020 No.23640384 [Reply] [Original]

Haircomb token poster, I'm coming for you

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:37:43 2020 No.23640400

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:40:33 2020 No.23640437 File: 90 KB, 1280x1064, 1603746430069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23640400 My job here is done

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:43:47 2020 No.23640473 >>23640437 thanks for freeing us from the haircomb plague fren

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:46:04 2020 No.23640492 >>23640437 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:46:17 2020 No.23640495 >>23640437 HE'S NOT DEAD SHOOT HIM AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:51:07 2020 No.23640527 >>23640437 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:53:15 2020 No.23640545 based not a fag OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:53:48 2020 No.23640550 >>23640437 mag dump

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:54:10 2020 No.23640551 File: 259 KB, 791x672, 1602559188769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23640437 You shot the wrong guy fren, that was luigi. Don't worry I got the haircomb token guy though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:34:27 2020 No.23640908 get this haircomb nigger off my board

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