/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23638362
How much you charge for a lawn?

>>23638392
Around 40-70 depending on the size of the lawn and if they are paying in cash or direct deposit.

A $50 lawn would take me around half a hour to whip, blow and mow by myself.

of course there is equipment costs and maintenance on my Ute. However I can maintain these things by myself for the most part so I can keep costs down lol. And these costs get deducted from my taxes.

>>23638407
I want to do a snow shoveling businesses for driveways, how much do you think boomers would pay me for it unironically?

>>23638362
bullshit, you dont make $400 in 6 hours on yards small enough to cut with a pushmower

>>23638510
$400 is just 8 fifty dollar lawns dummy. That is easily done in 6 hours.

>>23638489
idk friend, I don't live in a place where it snows.

I try to aim for $50-$70 a man hour for my work though.

>>23638362
What equipment do you bring along?

>>23638536
Thanks friend, I'm from Canada

somebody rank all the self owned ez business start ups. mowing, house cleaning, pressure washing, etc

also, wtf do you do in the off season anon? i’m in texas so there’s very little ‘winter’ time here. i think it’d be a great idea even though there’s a bajillion other mexicans doing the same thing. how long did it take to build your client base?

Based. I have respect for anyone who makes their own business.

>>23638407
Bullshit

>>23638362
Ok, where do I subscribe to this club?

Reminder that YMMV. Everyone thinks ez biz is easy. Corporate tax, supplies, invoicing, dealing with customers all vary my jurisdiction. If it was easy every normie would do it.

That said if you can manage it well like OP apparently is then you have a good break. It’s not like you mow lawns like you were a kid on summer hold and you pull 4.6k cash nett.

>>23638362
drawing looks like a loli not MILF

>disgusting

>>23638407
people pay you 50 bucks for half an hour of moving a lawn?
doesn't that makes little sense

milkkkkk.... BOOOOOOOOOOBBB

>>23639562
People also pay 250-400 bucks for a plumber to fix their toilet or shower. which is most of the time just scuffed with hair or other objects. and that takes only 5minutes to fix.

>>23639562
you must be under 18. when you grow up you realize that people who make real money will pay top dollar for upkeep for their property. skilled trade labor can make 50-100 per hour easily. you sound like you have college debt like a retard with a meme degree

>>23639656
we're talking about half an hour of mowing, not the kind of backyard you'd have on a huge property

>>23638362
Based mower

>>23638362
Pretty based OP.
I was thinking of doing a gardening business if the world opens up again.

>>23638407
>there is equipment costs and maintenance on my Ute. However I can maintain these things by myself for the most part so I can keep costs down lol
>uses lol when talking about lawn mower maintainance
>thinks people don’t like him because he mows

>>23639703
yard work would be one of the few things that should be thriving right now. you’re literally working in the persons yard, away from them while they stay inside and watch matlock

>>23639855
Yeah true.

>>23638362
based. keep on mowing frend, u gonna make it one day

>>23638362
POST MORE PICTURES FROM THIS SERIES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IM BEGGING YOU

>>23638362
Sounds pretty cool
Now try employing people

>>23638407
Are you good at what you do? In the future you need people to do the work for you

>>23638489
You need to focus on doing a good job and your servicing if you suck people won’t pay you shit

>>23639562
He has the equipment dude, youre not paying a pajeet minimum wage, youre paying experienced labor

>>23638407
>people pay this dude 50$ to mow lawns small enough to do them in sub half an hour
Now I understand why all mexicans are going to Cali, rich people are generous as fuck if this is true.
50 dollars is a shitton of money for something so small.
Where do you live, what city, how rich/well known are your parents, do you have connection to your clients (did they know you prior to hiring you) and did you do much marketing?
Because it seems like any immigrant or underage would do what you're doing for 10% of this sum

>>23638362
>I have no boss
every customer is your boss you have hundreds of bosses

>>23638362
>if I mess up a customers job and they are mad I can either fix it up for them in 5 minutes of work or they just drop me and I get a new
job
yeah that's literally wagecucking man

>>23639656
you must be under 12, no one is paying 50$ for service their kids will do for free. Only billionairewith serious dementia, but even they value money

I think anons earnings are legit, but she probably works as a prostitute. This way money (50$ a pop) and time (half an hour) match. You could also say she's a gardener, but then either charges way less than 50$, more like 5$, or spends multiple hours instead of theoretical ~30minutes.
>>23640388
>equipment
it's a lawnmower, it costs 10$ to rent out, 100$ to buy
>experienced labor
its mowing a lawn moron

>>23638362
because you have no benefits, your work in seasonal, and you could be undercut any day by mexicans willing to do the job for half the cost.

Mexicans stole these jobs from the white man

I used to work landscape at a golf course during summers. Very based relaxing job. Hard work but got strong and listened to music

>>23641126
Yes but if I mess up a job what happens? I lose one customer and maybe they leave a bad review however I still have my equipment and the rest of my customers.

If I mess up my job or I just get unlucky I lose my job and all my effort is for nothing.

I was going to call bullshit so i googled lawn mowing service cost thinking I would find some spics for $8

National Average: $132
Low End - High End: $30 - $525
Typical Range: $49 - $219

Fucking hell was I wrong.

>>23638362
Damn you're doing great.

>>23641938
Yeah I just googled the same. wtf why am I not mowing lawns

>>23639656
>mowing lawn
>skilled labour

Yeah I'm sure your making $400 a day.. and Christmas is tomorrow. People that have small lawns don't hire anyone and almost all of them have a lawnmower and they do it on their own. People with large properties hire a landscaping company with 2 x 3 mexicans, and they do other things as well. How are people believing even this? Does OP even posted a picture of his lawnmower..

>>23642837
Are you a discord tranny or a poojeet.

Tons of people with small lawns pay people and tons of people won't hire mexicans or big businesses because they don't want their money going to illegals.

>>23641115

Do you not understand how obscenely rich some people are. This is a society where you can rich selling air. I work in it, half my work is turning chrome extensions on and off. People are stupid and lazy

>>23638362
fucking based, yeah gardeners work a lot where I live. I hate lawn mowing.

>>23643142

Or because they're like me; a well established black man who is too busy to go and cut the lawn at his parents house, so he specifically pays white people to do it, while giving his older parents the opportunity to belittle and castigate the dirty, smelly whiteys who honestly do great work, but have earned the malicious tongue from the people they once thought themselves better than.

Landscape Chad's are so easily riled up, and their caveman faces get so red and ugly when black senior citizens call them idiots who fuck up even the most menial of jobs.

My mom might buy them a Whole foods pie later next month though.

>>23638619
Chimney sweeping

>>23638362
Welcome back down under mowing bro

>>23638362
I had a successful business doing this from 18-22. I made a lot and could have started a real full scale business, but after 4 years, my back started hurting bad from the weed wacking. I decided to study finance and now work at a super comfy job in banking.

>>23638362
>just spent a good 20 mins looking for the doujin of this only to realize that they're just stills

the fact there is no mentioning of advertising at all proves this is a troll

>>23638362
This is based. If you're in Lancaster county, PA, I could use some lawn work. You're a White person, right?

Listen youre all shitting on op
I clean pools
$200 per pool per month x60
12k per month
Without all the chemical etc. upselling and repairs which I charge $100 ph
A filter change takes 6 - 8 hours
A pump replacement 2 - 3 hours
I charge for call outs to assess, I charge more if their pool is extra dirty that week
Building and retaining clients is hard. Scaling up is even harder. People do shitty jobs cleaning pools.
Its me and one other guy rn we spilt the work load but I get 3/4 pay spilt. He does most repair jobs at $30 ph

>>23644123
Is it like porn though? Like sometimes is some little teenage Jewish princess try and suck your cock while your cleaning her daddy’s pool? Asking for a friend

>>23643262
Lol found the nigger

>>23644216
Not at all you get some flirting but its normally so they can get something from you. Lots of teenage daughters give you the eye, giggle with friends. But t b h I have work to do, I dont stick around long enough to build up such a rapore that they'd be dragging me into a pool room to fuck. And there are cameras everywhere. Most women in wealthy homes are smart enough to know that they dont fuck it up by sleeping with the pool guy.

>>23638362
>Wage cuck friends who are stuck in office jobs look down at me for doing physical work.
Bullshit, no one irl does this. Maybe if this was 1760 or the 1950s