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What was your first experience with capitalism? Did any of you actually have some lemonade stand type thing when you were a kid?

>> No.23623162

>>23623128
My uncle raped me when I was 11

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>>23623128
I learned how to make these in elementary school and sold them at recess

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>>23623128
Lord marketeer of Pokemon cards, dealer of silly bands, trader in Halloween candy, distributor of nigger beatings.

Also cousin-fucking hill creatures are arguably worse than niggers. Niggers inhabit slum cities, but inbred hicks are spread among the countryside and infect small towns with meth and sell out to the worse chain corporations like dollar general. Boomer countryniggers are the reason small towns are deserted wastelands of run down shacks and rusted auto garbage. Their young inherited all of their flaws too, just like niggers.

>> No.23623940

In elementary school we would bring munchkins for our birthday there were 50 in a box and everyone got 2 so there were leftovers but not enough to give everyone in the class another one (about 20 kids in the class). The teacher gave me the rest of the box to take home but some of my classmates wanted another munchkin so I sold a few to them for a quarter each.
When I got home I was happy and told my family how I made 75 cents or whatever and they yelled at me for jewing my classmates instead of giving them munchkin gibs for free.

>> No.23623970

>>23623128

Selling drugs in high school, also one of my aunts reminded me recently that when I was really young I bought some plastic thread and assorted beads and was trying to hawk bracelets to family members.

>> No.23624198

>>23623128
Yup and I remember I had this nig neighbor who stopped and had a $5 and I didn't have change and he chimped out lel thanks for the $5 went towards the big foot pizza hut pizza I bought with my gains

>> No.23624348

>>23623128
>>23623162
When I was a kid my first memory is of a jew breaking into my house and raping me. He then left me a bill for $6,000,000, even though he knew I only had 25c. He took the quarter and then asked what I did with it. I told him he took it and then he reported me to the ADL for hatespeech and I got put on their website. I still owe $6,000,000 to this day. Capitalism.

>> No.23624506

>>23623659
Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Kentucky, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New York in a nutshell

>> No.23624728

>>23623128
My grandfather would take me to the flea market to peddle wares to the Haitians as a child. Since then my hustles have included selling papermate PHD and cross pens and pencils in elementary, homework passes in middle school, and started fixing/flipping iPhones way back when they first started makin em. Suppose I did a snow shovel business in 4th grade too