/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23620501
yep
we made it

>>23620501
How can he keep getting away with it

>>23620547

screenscraping AI is still determining who is most productive

>>23620501
Another day of playing dota 2 and gta 5 lmao. I get paid 100k to do nothing. Love my life.

>>23620564
i hope this isn't real

>>23620564
imagine getting recorded
i slept all afternoon lol

>>23620501
Good. You have plenty of time to research Quant and where to buy it.

Wrapped up the days work in 1 hour, gonna spend the remaining 7 playing no mans sky

>>23620501
Use your free time to do some research on LOKI.

We're gonna need those privacy solutions in this new paradigm.

>faggots scheduled fucking 3 hours worth of meeting with me today
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23620581
What job and major

>>23621991
I run a banking program for a large bank and no one else knows how to fix it. I basically fuck around until it breaks

>>23621991
Finance major with some database experience

>>23622316
>>23622341
How exactly did you find the remote job with a pay that high? Did u just search indoor for remote jobs?

>>23620501
Same here except I'm doing some stuff sometimes

>>23620501
$33 an hour to browse biz. feelin comfy

>>23620501
WFH chads I’m faltering, my projects are starting to suffer due to my lack of attention and I’m beginning to feel bad about it, especially with how nice people are still treating me. I think I may have to actually start doing some work. It’s been an honor doing nothing with you bros. Carry on the good fight.

>>23622665
It wasn’t remote until corona. Got lucky I guess because it was really high stress before the meme flu. I deserve this god damn it!!

>>23620501
literally on call with my boss right now

>>23622860
Iktf

>tfw on call

>>23623135
It’s a rough feel brother. Makes me feel bad about doing nothing all this time but, it is what it is I guess.

>>23620893
>fuck around, smoke weed and forget to clock out
>get praised for high dedication and putting the hours in

>comp science major with a finance minor

Can I make it bros?

>>23623319
Sounds like you’re fuckin strapped. Get to know some banking/financing software and be the only dude that can fix it. Proceed to request ungodly pay and remote work privleges. Do Jack shit until something breaks. Boom, you’re welcome.

>>23623240
I was able to do nothing for the first 6 months or so but now I've been given a shit ton more responsibility that is causing me to actually have to work. having a team of only 3 total members including myself doesn't really help much

>>23620501
>attend meeting once per week
>jiggle mouse twice per day
>masturbate thrice per hour

remote master race reporting for duty

>>23623636
>Banking/financial software

What software do you recommend?

>>23624787
I'm not asking to be spoonfed. I value personal input over google searches.

>>23622341
what kind of database experience? i make $70k as an accountant wagie. i need more money.

>>23624961
Get your Microsoft professional services license in SQL. It makes employers wet.

>>23624787
ERP systems are a good in, learn Hyperion from Oracle Kek

pruning wallet utxo's while watching the chickens. things could be worse.

>>23620501
>working

>>23624961
Are you a manager how do you make that much?

>>23625932
i live in the suburbs of a city where rent is $1100-1500/month.

>>23623636
I've seen this backfire many times.

>>23620501
>at work right now.
>tfw accidentally said that I fucking hate niggers and jews in the group skype I have open on the other monitor instead of 4chan
>didn't hit enter
fuck bros that was a close call

I WFH one day per week. I can choose when.

It's so comfy wfh compared against going to the office. I'm choosing fridays to Wfh because you can multiply the natural feel good chemicals of fridays.

I love ignoring meetings, closing the camera, doing like 30 minutes of job and playing games.

I would cheer for corona hitting again but that would be bad for my boomer stocks.

>>23626225
i literally have that same fear and i type 120 wpm

>>23623694

Why they did that? You were comfy and all of sudden they decided you are good?

>>23626443
we had a new FY start and it was time for new projects / implementations and shit to roll out that I had to pick up since my team is so small. i'm planning on quitting soon anyways, looking for a federal job now where i can do nothing at all and collect a pay check to invest into crypto

lmao I work in software and get paid near 200k total compensation and I do jackshit, maybe 10 hours of work a week max, love the work from home shit

>>23626551

Fuck that's so bad. Hope you land soon.

I think the best feeling is letting everything go to shit when you quit.

I've seen countless time how butthurt management gets when somebody find some better job. They all try to save face but deep down they are seething so much.

>>23627227
Thanks anon. Man I can't wait for the day. The other people on my team are generally complete assholes and don't know how to do anything so they would unironically be totally fucked when I leave. Soon hopefully