/biz/ - Business & Finance

dubs say tesla reaches 2000 eoy

i like sex

second for GME crashes harder so I can buy back in cheap

G M E

i want to kill myself

>>23610795
Cannabro here! Hope everyone isn't betting on the elections! Cause if you are, that's the short sighted mentality that put us in this position!

Wally world still selling guns. Only removed display models from floor.

>>23610834
nooooo, pls don't, noooo

in preparation for tomorrow

Posting as I'm unsure you saw this last thread. Anyone else feeling suicidal read this as well. That includes you >>23610834.

>>23608784
>>23609436
Anons don't kill yourselves! I don't want either of you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps both of thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourselves.

GMEbros... I am starting to think we fucked up...

>>23610834
I love this board. No memes are higher stake than when you’re losing your whole livelihood

>>23610824
With myyyyy mom lol

Just an FYI to any anons that think having money will get you laid, it really won't. You have to still manage to seal the deal.

Someone shill me on XPEV. Sum dood was saying people at the cali offices for XPEV all drives Teslas. But as far as 'chinese tesla' goes it seems a surprisingly good bet. What am i missing?

>>23610860
Based Christchad

Why do people invest in Apple? Honest question.

They at one point doubled their share price YoY despite no growth. The whole ticker is a pumped up meme that should be at 70 dollars, not 110.
FB grows and expands, MSFT is doing well, Amazon fractional shares will be the currency of the year 2030.

Yet people buy Apple, the one stock that stagnates.

>>23610834
Apple calls?

>>23610860
If this is the type of shit I have to read because of idiots pretending like they want to kill themselves on my Martian ass-probing imageboard I wish they actually would all an hero

>>23610882
Bet on America, not ccp

>>23610860
this is a no nigger zone

>>23610860
Let us pray

>Grant to us all good things needful for this body and life and profitable for our salvation, and keep from us all things harmful, that sustained in time of want and guarded in time of prosperity, we may endure to the day of our Lord’s coming and be judged worthy of eternal life; through Jesus Christ, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forevermore. Amen.

>>23610881
I don’t want sex I want money and to not work

Buy the dip guys!!!

>I watched...a candle...crawl down into the red. That's my dream. That's my nightmare.
>We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Shill after shill. Whale after whale. Bagholder after bagholder. Bear after bear.

So AAPL is the culprit for what fucked the SPY bull run today huh? Fuck you AAPL fags.

>>23610811
$250
50 biblical shekels is 1.25 pounds of silver

>>23610867
We may have. A prospective second lockdown is unfortunate. Earnings from this console cycle release would, under ordinary circumstances, blast this business off into space. But if we return to circumstances where only Walmart is open, again things are going to be shit.

GME thought. Posted something similar last thread.
We wont see any news until after the election.
They don't want to waste good news and let the shit market ruin it. Have faith frens. I THINK next week will be gold.

>>23610860
Suicide is the ultimate answer. No more worries, no more problems, no worry about after life, just meditative peace.

GME posts sound like bag holder posts now. I bought in at $5 and sold at $12.2 this week, am I based?

>>23610818
Oh no no no

>>23610981
if you sold at 15 than maximum base.

i dug myself from a -20% hole and closed not-negative all time for ONE day and then everything went to hell and i'm down -25% from last thursday

It's gonna dump

I get dizzy when I tilt my head back or lay down am I dying bro’s

Well might be time to just exit the market. This effort isn't worth it if all my account is going to do is crab.

does anyone trade with Lightspeed?
I am having a hard time understanding the fees.
its $0.0045/share but it says something about a minimum.
If I trade 1000 shares do I really have to pay $5 per trade?

this all seems so complex

>>23610999
Checked

>>23610941
>$250 to marry the waifu of your dreams

I think a strip club charges $300 an hour, so that's kind of a pretty good deal.

Buying instead of leasing the vag of your choice, any time, any where for cheaper than renting.

Whats the Bible limit on the amount of women for a harem?

>>23610994
I was kinda bummed I didn’t sell the top, I literally had the exact top marked on my chart

Quick which cheapie do I put my GME bags in?!?!

why has ARKK consistently been under performing the market... did mommy trick me?

>>23611030
well 2X profit is better than bag holding. Time to reinvest into the next emerging market in the United States, especially in New Jersey and Arizona.

>>23610999
Holy checked

>>23611037
Gme

Is this legit GMEbros?

>>23611037
FUCK IT GIMME CASH
THE MALL THESIS JUST COLLAPSED
DISPOSABLE INCOME JUST COLLAPSED
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>23610932
Based, that's all I want anymore as well fren, women always just make me sad and drunk and back in rehab in the end anyways

>>23610960
So what stock would you recommend?

>>23611048
>ARKK

I'm 100% cash right now considering making ARKF, ARKW, and ARKQ core positions in my main brokerage once I start to re-enter. ARKG looks great as well but higher risk and I know nothing about genomics. Roth, 401k, and HSA I might do a 50/50 SPY and QQQ split.

Red Id i do a trip flip off of a bridge

>>23610860
Based christ bros always putting people up instead of putting them down

>>23611002
How is your blood pressure? do you get regular exercise? If you don't, you should. I am not a doctor, but this sounds like something related to the change in blood-pressure in your body. Your heart may be weak.

>>23611021
yeah i'm thinking silver prices must have been higher when the bible was written

>>23611088
guess it's a double flip then

>>23610939
Fuck Tim Cook (not literally). I miss Steve Jobs

>>23611086
>IIPR
>TCNNF
>GTBIF
>CURLF
>PLNHF

>>23611067
If I wasn’t so shook about the markets tanking I would be holding still. It lost the 21D MA which would be kinda scary if I was a holder

>>23611008
Better than an interest rate

i... i want to buy more

Wouldn’t another lockdown be retarded in the long run?
>Small businesses have to close killing off more than there are currently
>Job layoffs due to capacity rules
>Low mortality rate on muh coof
I may be biased cause I don’t think I’ve had COVID or know anyone that does or has had it. Are the governments of the world just going to print money forever? You can never completely kill a virus cause it just mutates from host to host.
Tl;dr: why line no go up

Fuck American stocks. The only thing that saved my ass today was NIO. Long live Communist China!

>>23611116
steve jobs once tongued my anus at the mcdonalds by apple circle

What's the exit point for GME bros? PS5 release?

>>23610999
March was just a warmup

>>23610948
Trump must win for GME to win

>futures

>>23611098
Either that or women were valued more accurately since they were hairy, had no make up, no perfume or soap, and no lingerie.

>>23610795
Idk if should go into nio I got bogged to many times playing it with options when it was 15
Buys calls dump it
buy puts pump it
buy calls dumb it again all in a week
Now I won’t buy it out of spite

>>23611164
That's love bro

>>23610939
AAPL is the only reason it pumped 4head lol

>>23611146
It's not about the mortality rate, but the long term side effects.

Your lungs turn to shit, youre more prone to heart attacks, and you get brain fog so bad that your brain basically ages 10 years.

This is the real reason lockdowns are happening. But if they just say it, it would be a global shit storm.

>>23611002
This is called orthostatic hypotension. Go to your doctor and they'll give you some meds

>>23611142
coom

>>23611128
With the amount of effort I put in, no not really. I think I'm done.

>>23611037
Nak

Apple literally just gave back the day's gains in the afterhours. that's it. there is no crash.

will pnk drop below 5 cents sirs?

this piece of shit is closing below 10900 tomorrow isnt it :(

>>23611185
Not only that, we need a second cash stimulus to put a large sum of money in the hands of niggers with another rent moratorium. That money would go straight into buying PS5's guaranteed.

>>23611248
Would you stfu none of that is true and nobody believes you

>>23611272
That's a win in the bear book

>>23611256
no lol

blood pressure pills are exactly what can cause orthostatic hypotension
just don't get up so fast and stay hydrated and shit

>>23607700
>If Trump looses and republicans keep the senate, Mitch will do everything he can to fuck everyone over.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE KNEW THERE WOULD BE KNOW SECOND HEROES ACT.

>>23607706
>>damage
>To who?
The people that wronged him, the American Voter.

>>23607825
Anon I


>>23607870
You kidding? The sales numbers from the new iPhone release weekend in bug land were phenomenal.

It just came out. Normally Q4 earnings has a new iPhone release.

>>23611087
reminder you are paying 3-4x the fee for a typical tech index fund

>>23610999
Trips of Truth

>>23611185
A democratic win is a guaranteed massive stimulus for everyone..... Seems bullish all around. More neet bucks for fags to buy shit consoles and corporate handouts to inflate numbers

my average buy into aapl is 118 am i fucked?

>>23611307
I've been thinking about that and consider the added expense worth it. They seem to know how to manage a fund. I take a look at ARK's trading activity every day when it comes into my inbox. My main concern is how overweight they still are into TSLA in ARKK, ARKW, and ARKQ.

>>23611297
unny

>>23611324
I used my neet bucks to invest in the market

>>23611277
Maybe.

>>23611336
What do you think?

>futures
holy fucking shit, goodnight nasdaq
im literally salivating thinking of the TQQQ im going to buy tomorrow

Guess who didnt fall for this?

>>23611342
Just manage your own funds like everyone else here and use them as a starting point for stock picks

>>23611153
Holy fuck, same here. Ive lost money on Coca Cola and made a small fortune off commie ev stocks. Whats the world coming to?

>>23611384
Why TQQQ?
If anything get MSFT and FB. Only Apple was shit and these two will suffer for it and rebound way quicker

>>23611381
you tell me

>>23611146
>thegreatreset.jpg

he doesn't know

>>23611207
Retard dopamine addict detected. The time to think about buying NIO was fucking months ago. Now you see a big move and want in on the excitement. Youre not investing youre chasing a high. Stop jerking off and fucking invest you degenerate. Youre surrounded by cheapies, pick one that didnt just moon 16%. FFS.

If anybody wondered why nobody talks about just shorting VXX everytime VIX goes up. Historically VIX 50 happens maybe once every 5 years and 60+ every 10 years.

How low tomorrow /biz/nessmen?

>>23611446
wrong picture fuck

>>23611336
For the rest of the year, yes. I'm in it for the roughly the same but I sold 2/3 @125 and held on to the rest thinking it was a safe bet. Fuck was I wrong

>>23611446
You gonna make me cooom...

>>23610999
I hope, sold everything last week at the tip top. Would be nice to buy Amazon and Apple at a massive discount.

>>23611414
because MSFT and FB are crab machines and I want to make money

>>23611248
Nah that's all bullshit. You're a dumb nigger.

>>23611408
Beats me, but I'll be going even deeper into commie stocks-especially if Biden wins.

>>23611324
>All the other shilling isnt working, tell them the stimulus money that that evil bitch Pelosi is holding hostage will be theirs. Theyll surely vote for the Dementia patient now.

Having our president owned by fucking China is the most bearish shit imaginable.

me want to buy 9800 on NQ badly O_O

>>23611342
you would have to look at their methodology of why it holds what it holds. Im not so sure ARKK can sustain its gains over the long term +fees. Especially in excess of the Nasdaq

>>23611446
there is also an interesting podcast that covered a vix etf)i think inverse) that blew up

>>23610935
incredibly based

>>23611476
>Making money
>Essentially betting on Apple
Lmao
Sure

We finna dip until Tuesday, then there will be a faux relief rally once Trump wins, then we finna dip some more

how absolutely fucked am i? i started buying last crash thinking id make money..

>msft @ 205
>amzn @ 3156
>tqqq @ 129
>aapl @ 118

80% of it is in aapl...

>>23611548
>he bets against america long term
oh ho ho, just make sure to sell your puts while theyre green tomorrow my man

>>23611556
You're gonna be holding those Tim Apple bags for the rest of your life

>>23611553

>>23611573
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23610795

Okay, so why is Webull not listed under brokers? Is there any reason I should not be using it?

>>23611514
That was XIV, which blew up Feb 2018. If you take a theoretical 100% short VIX futures portofolio with no leverage, which isn't exactly what volatility ETFs do, all it takes is a move from VIX 20 to 40 or 30 to 60 to liquidate your entire account. Even an account that's half cash, half short (kind of like SVXY) can easily get liquidated going from 15 to 60, which does happen during a true market crash.

>>23611553
oooo cheapies

>>23611584
Chyna

Where did all the GME retards go lol.

Did reality set in?

>>23610795
Threadly reminder that I told you so

>I hope you retards aren't falling for this obvious bull trap. It's just speculation on today's earnings. It'll dump hard again tomorrow regardless because guidance will be weaker and they are all overpriced

You should know better by now than to fall for Jewish tricks. Pump the rumor sell the news haha. Big tech is too undervalued. Earnings would have to almost double AND the market would have to believe it's permanent for it to pump again for 2 months straight

>>23611556
just sell covered calls on your tech and stop bitching

>>23611605
you cannot stop what is cooming
gme tanking and more shorts piling on is INSANELY bullish for GME. when the news starts piling in, it's fucking ogre

>>23611605
all the <8 buyers held through 15, and sold around 12 when it became clear shit was hitting the fan

>t. me

>>23611605
>ctrl+F GME
>10 results
i dunno about GME but i do know you're a blind faggot

>>23611605
A lot of people sold on Monday/Tuesday I think
No idea what the people still holding are thinking lol

NIO IS GOING TO 100

>>23611646
that's a man

>>23611628
Not sure if mememing or really this retarded.

>>23611628
I don't think the long-term short thesis for GME is dead, I don't see it going under $10 (and when it gets around there I'm buying) but the next week to week and a half is going to be fucking insanity for the markets. Absolutely nothing is going to make sense. Trimming for some cash to buy it and other shit lower is probably a good idea.

>>23611613
>Big tech undervalued

Please. I can only laugh so much. Big tech is the most overblown, over valued part of the market.

You know whats worth more than big tech thats actually undervalued? Food. Earth metals. Water. Oil. You know? Those things that society needs to function?

Society doesnt need smart phones and Facebook and tracking and google.

>>23611573
>anon passes shares on to family trust
>his family trust inherits shares of tim apple
>they dump them immediately for cars they can't afford at 16% apy
>interest payments go to some institutional investors
>they bundle these up in a credit default swap bundling apples debt
>tim apple shorts the cdf's
>market dumps when ai becomes sentient
>tim apple wins again

>>23611646

guys...can we strategically figure out. if biden wins, and lockdowns continue (or if trump wins and the virus goes crazy again)... when will be the ultimate dip?

It seems, last time.. the ultimate dip was march...as the weather turned. Should I just wait until march?

>>23611605
I flipped a coin once a day for the last 3 days and its told me to hold every time. So I hold simple as

>>23611638
Shit that’s me haha.. I feel bad cause I started the whole COOM thing maybe there are bag holders for eternity... But I have a feeling this might surprise everyone in the end but I don’t plan on finding out the hard way

>>23611646
This unironically. My methodology was dumb as fuck but its made me 10 racks so far. I compared the valuation of alibaba to amazon percentage wise then compared it with tsla and Nio and it came right up to about 100 a share.

>>23611618
how do i do this

>>23611488
Lol cope. Conservative politics are shit. Name a single conservative state that does well

>>23611658
literally nothing has changed in the fundamentals of the play except that more shorts have piled on
>>23611663
the time to trim is basically over at this point unless you really want to gamble on a total market crash that also takes GME with it. we could be blood fucking red and one little SEC filing or bullish news is going to send this thing to the stratosphere

>>23611628
Most likely around 200%+ now
I’m not selling because nothing has changed with GME.
One spot of good news and this thing rockets.

>Covered calls
>Cash-Secured Puts
>Married Puts
>Buy Calls & Puts
These are what I'm approved for on my ancient margin account I got back lately. Can someone help me understand which is the most basic bitch standard kind of options trading that everyone here does so I can start learning and practicing it on Paper Money?
For reference I explicitly am unapproved for
>Covered Puts
>Spreads
>Uncovered Calls/Puts

>>23611687
If lockdowns continue, just invest in Walmart, Tupperware, and Boston Beer and don't worry about the rest.

>>23611628
literally this, prospects are all the same for GME. not even thinking about selling yet, might average down if it gets closer to my average. still not selling though

>>23611702
>fundementals

lmfao

Are you seriously pretending that GME was doing anything but nose diving before Covid. I can't fucking wait for you to realize what happened over a decade ago that digital distribution will destroy that old ass business model.

>>23611700
Kek, every one you libtards keep retreating your failed states to.

Lets focus on the market, Trumps a shoo in for re-election so debating that is just a waste of time.

>>23611687
Election is completely inconsequential to the massive amounts of monetary stimulus and economic headwinds caused by people not being allowed to function like they did normally a year ago.

>>23611690
>I feel bad cause I started the whole COOM thing maybe there are bag holders for eternity
I don't think you should feel bad at all assuming you aren't just LARPing. A lot of people made money, and like you said it might not even be over yet

>>23611687
It's unlikely to go down to March levels. We know the Holocoof is a nothingburger. These new lockdowns in Europe are a FUD fest. We're likely gonna see the most significant dip over the next 2 weeks
Remember anon, don't try to time the ultimate dips.

>>23611730
>BL-BLOCKBUSTER!!!
buy more xom and short the bottom again retard!

>>23611567
>Anyone that thinks Apple is shit is a bear
>>23611680
>Society doesnt need smart phones and Facebook and tracking and google.
Anon...
>>23611715
Covered calls and CSP are beginner level
I'd start with that

>>23611681
I don't plan on passing on my wealth kinda for this reason.
>Get a bunch of money from some relative you never knew
>Spend it on something retarded
I'm just gonna donate everything when I die.

>>23611750
well i got 5grand ready for...any...dip?

>>23611700
I don't think states do well because of their politics, rather states have the politics they do because they have or lack large wealth generators in the form of established industry. I think this is illustrated the best in how urban areas are blue and rural areas are red. In places where there are big money machines, people want their gibs.

>>23611748
Thx buddy

>>23611715
None of them make money unless you are a hyper autist that puts up hundreds of orders across bid-ask spreads so that you make money in a simular fashion as market makers do, only you have to pay an exchange fee which means not only do you have to be hyper autistic but you also are competing with institutional traders with a disadvantage. Options have a dozen variables and there is no "I use this one strategy and make money". You will lose money doing that because you aren't accounting for all the variables.

>>23611775
just DCA bro

>>23611742
Honestly I really don't know who will win. And in the end I don't think it actually matters. It never has. Every 4 years it's the same shit. Destroying america and this or that. This choice is awful and this choice is awful. Either side thinks destroying america. Anddddd guess what. Very fuckingggggg little ever actually changes. Doomer 2.0. promise you. Whatever old man gets elected. Two years from now. Most people won't even know or give a shit till two more years when the next election cycle rolls around. Then we get doomer 3.0.

gggmmmeeeee oohh mmyyy ffaawwkkinnn goddddd im gonna fookin coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

>>23611758
WTF are you doing? Why would you deny your heirs access to generational wealth? You have to teach them the value of money. Of course theyre going to blow it if you let them get their values from talmudvision. You have to set the example.

>babby's first options strategy
>Sell covered calls because it's "safe"
>collect 2% monthly "income" selling covered calls
>stock gaps up 10% one day
>"at least I made my 2% :)"
>gaps down 5% the next month
>"at least I made my 2%" :)

FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING MARKET IF EVERYONE IS HITTING THEIR FUCKING EARNINGS THEN WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THE CATALYSTS FOR THE DROP?
>Inb4 muh 2nd lockdown, French cucks, philli dindos
NO YOU BRAINLESS INBRED SHITEATER! THAT WAS PRICED IN FROM EARLIER, THAT WAS NOT CHANGED IN THE HOUR BETWEEN CLOSE AND EARNINGS
I swear to fucking God if bears fucking win tomorrow I am going to leave a message on the front of the NYSE written in my own SHIT!!!

So HTZ has been delisted. I sold 1000 shares as a CFD at $1.6, does this mean that I get the difference between 1.6 and 0 now?

>>23611897
thats why you only do it for stocks that you are okay with losing or buying. it's called the wheel

>>23611692
what sort of correlation were you looking at in that comparison

>>23611932
it's called wasting your time and capital with fucking stupid strategies that have consistently underperformed the market

>>23611911
higher than expected earnings = higher sell offs

>>23611911
bro just hodl

>>23611690
Are you actually the OG coom cat poster? Bless you dude. Hated you at first, but decided to buy in initially in the $6 range after seeing that pasta in every thread.

>>23611605
honestly thank god they were getting really pajeety

>>23611940
Even basic options writing on SPY beats the market you fucking boomer retard.
http://tastytradenetwork.squarespace.com/tt/blog/data-covered-calls
Just one of many pieces on the subject

after all this dipping shit theres going to be a massive uptrend riiiiiight? i bought midway through the dip and crabbing and getting fucked

>>23611970
Am next meme AMC? O_O

>>23611956
Yep I came in here one day and started spamming “I HOLD GME AND I COOOM”, for a few days. Some anon took it a step further and put the og cat pic and made that epic copy pasta. From then on I spammed it until jannies banned me

>>23612048
carnival and delta oh my fookin gawd im gonna coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

>>23611889
I have 0 faith in the human race over the next 100 years. The fact people cut off their genitals and take hormones to """"change"""" their gender is just one of many examples. Are you the same as you were 10 years ago? I know I've changed and who the fuck knows what other outrageous thing will happen in the next 10. I'm still in my 20s, so I have awhile to change my decision, but as it stands now, I'm donating it all.

>>23610860
Unironically a great post. Praise the Lord, Jesus Christ. Also CRSR going up.

>>23611936
Just china creating the knock off version of everything successful in America. I figured theyd have the same success with their knockoff tesla as they did with their knockoff amazon. Dumb as fuck but it hasnt let me down so far. See you at $100/share.

Lol at Robinhood support telling people not to panic, that’s how you know the crash is gonna be BIG

>>23611646
Probably dip a bit tomorrow and crab until elections. If Biden wins, it will moon.

Can someone redpill me on tomorrows crash?

this crash has to be over right? in march it was only like 5% worse than now but it lasted longer

this shit is pretty much already the same as march

>>23612073
I've turned my 4 digit portfolio into a 5 digit one because of you. Still a poorfag, but its a start. May God bless you.

>>23612135
We’re just getting started

>>23612104
So tempted to take my winnings off the board and swing the dip I know is inevitable tomorrow.

Markets are waiting for elections.

RN, it's pissed off about stimulus and afraid of the virus.

Don't go big into any position. Better off holding 75%+ in cash, nibble in a bit in a couple of stocks until elections paint a clearer picture.

Also, be prepared to short oil if more lockdowns happen. It's going to get nasty.

>>23612106
America is dead. Only communism from here.

I'd short the market but the profits would be in then worthless USD and not the world currency Renminbi

How bigly are we dumping tommorow boys? Circuit breakers next week?

>>23612092
I think "dumb as fuck" logic deserves more credit sometimes. It's like that image with the 130+ iq guy shaking hands with the <90 iq guy, there can be merit to it.

>>23612152
i just bought for the first time though

>>23612104
I really feel it's going to moon whoever wins unless it ends up being highly contested or if their is civil unrest.

>>23612081
You hate everybody so you are going to donate all your money to some shit charity where 90% of the cash goes directly to the pockets of millionaires.
Smart

>>23612187
Hold

>>23612187
ready to buy a second time?

>>23612106
Do you think the probability for good news is higher than the probability for bad news between now and Jan 20? That is the calculus.

why the fuck are we crashing again after going through a correction a month ago what the fuck fuck niggers fuck trump

>>23612215
no

>>23612204
Based. Fuck charities.

My advice, if you have no one to give money to. Buy as many hookers as you can and try some psychedelic's.

>>23612222
Why are we crashing?

Because the global economy is turning into a turd sandwich. If there's no debt to stimulate the stock market (stimulus), then reality kicks in and the stock market returns back into fundamentals.

That's why you're better off shorting oil or holding cash until January.

T-minus 10 mins China bidding
25 mins China open

>>23612204
I was thinking exactly this but anons dumbfuckery has exhausted me and it wasnt even worth arguing the point further. Afraid his heirs will waste his money so he throws it to a charity scam thats guaranteed to blow it.

>>23612254
CHINA PLEASE SAVE MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just a bit of advice to anon's.

If you're long on Bitcoin. It's a good idea to go long on MARA & RIOT (Crypto mining).

They used to be 20-40 when Bitcoin was at 20k. Bitcoin is at 13k & they're at 2-4....

okay boys, bobos are getting extremely smug. that means, in all fairness, we dump tomorrow. we will most likely be red through the election week. but at that point, these threads are going to be 80% bobo telling you that
>we're only getting started
>dow to 10000 eoy
>sell everything and get into gold
>"this is going to make the great depression look like a picnic"
WHEN YOU START SEEING THESE POSTS, BUY EVERYTHING! DONT LISTEN TO FUCKING RETARDED PERMA BEARS, STOCKS IN FACT ALWAYS GO UP LONG TERM!

>>23612290
(See pic)

>>23612252
amazon and msft are still doing good tho and theyre fucked too

Any comfy cashchads in the department??

>>23612104
It will moon whoever wins.

I really wish I went all in at 9, but who knows man, I could do that and it ends up dropping.

I think I won't touch it. I bought some at 9, im not selling it for at least a year unless it's obvious to. Honestly I may just start closing some of my crab positions and buy more.

Should have sold gme at 15 and halb at .08 and picked up like 100 more.

Tsla I guess I'll just hold for fun.

Rlftf I have faith in their meds so I'm not touching that.

Eman I've been holding since .45 and haven't touched.

I would put in more momey but I feel like I need to get a large chunk of money, keep that for savings, save up another amount and use that for another type of account where I can minimize taxes, but I know nothing.
Need to review my 401k too, haven't looked at it since I started my job 3 years ago.

I feel like buying single stocks is gambling, let alone these penny stocks.

Best decision I ever made was selling my mro, kos, and cpe before they all dropped even further and putting that money into noo at 9.30ish

>>23612290
3 months of crab down back on the menu

If Biden wins, does that mean we are going to have a bullish market? Serious question.

What are dividends?

>>23612252
How to short oil, just pick a company or airline and buy puts?

What's some good stocks to invest in if biden wins

>>23612341
>$3.21 has been deposited into your account

>>23611700
In the case of industry, Louisiana holds a large portion of the country's refineries. Depends on what you mean by "does well"

>>23612317
I keep telling retards. If more lockdowns happens, it's not bullish for tech. EVERYTHING SELLS OFF, INCLUDING TECH.

>>23612338
No, because the market has a debt addicition and it needs it's fix (stimulus). No stimulus until Feb if Biden is elected.

>>23610795

Aaand it's crashing. Good thing I sold just before it happened.

>>23612362
soijack posting is usually cancerous but I gotta laugh out of it for once

Everyone look. I get bullied all the time here and I don’t care. Bag-holder they call me. Big dumb gay some have called me.

I’m holding and I’m gonna make money.

>>23612338
Trump wins = serious riots = dump short-term, pump long-term
Biden wins = peaceful protests + larger stimulus expected = pump short-term, dump long-term

>>23612338
>If the guy who want to raise corporate and capitol gains taxes wins is that bullish?

>>23612338
>increased taxes
>national mask mandates
>more lockdowns
>sell more jobs to Chynna
>more layoffs
>probably another liberation of some 3rd world country

Bullish for hang seng index

>>23612338
as soon as biden concedes or is sworn in and the uncertainty everyone is feeling we'll go back to a permabull market

>>23612353
SCO, PUTS on USO. That's how you short oil.

>>23612402
Make sure you buy nio

>>23612353
I use OIH ETF for oil plays. The correlation between oil price and ETF price is pretty accurate. There can be some variance since it includes refiners and producers so a drop in price or oversupply sometimes benefits a refinery but overall when oil tanks, so does OIH.

>>23612222
>American election literally next week
>Either Trump wins and American markets become the big dick on the block, or Biden wins and China does
I remember an Anon saying that during the VP debates you could literally see the Chinese SPY equivalent and the SPY were literally inversing eachother's movements during the debate. Shit was fucked.

>>23612412
I thought USO moved like a snail though?

How do you Anons keep the discipline to wait for things to dip more? I see so many cheapies and I just want to BUY THEM ALL!

>>23612441
USO down around 10% the past two days. Have PUTS on them if you see lockdowns happening.

SCO shorts Oil as well. UCO is the inverse.

>>23612409
What about my bag if Trump wins? See below
>>23612395

>>23612395
get out while you still can

>Put 15 thousand more USD into HBM stock
>Raised my Cost Basis to 4 USD a share, up from 3.83

I don't have any fear at all.
My one fear is that it keeps rising, and I didn't buy this 10% drop in price.

What are the odds of a 20% drop in the S&P 500?

>>23612204
No not donating to a charity.
>>23612258
Don't have the same beliefs as you = dumb fuck. Got it

>>23612454
I’m already all in on the market. If I had money, I’d buy everything, predicting a Trump victory

>>23612454
Macro-economics now in play. I don't see us recovering until Late December is Biden is elected.

If Trump's elected and stimulus is passed in November, it will crab in December (virus) and then rocketship for the next 5-6 months...like the last stimulus.

>>23612379
Lol oil and refineries. Soooo you mean they are only going to do even worse in the future. Kek

>>23612402
>>23612401
Doomer 2.0s

Uncertainty is the issue. We go up no matter who wins. The market will.adjust accordingly then it's back off to the races. Just as it's always been. I honestly feel like a boomer but I have a feeling most people here are young. First election. Or first one they have actually paid attention to. Life will go on. The economy will press forward. Irregardless or higher taxes or if there is abortion.

>>23612468
Lol no. I’m gonna be rich

If trump gets elected will people buy back in?

40 FNGU, 20 TQQQ, 50 MSFT, 100 AAPL. $10k left. What do I buy? 40 more FNGU ???

>>23612395
You cry when you’re red and smug post when you’re slightly green ngmi

>>23612503
10k GME shares
do your part and get rich while doing it.

>>23612501
My dad just sold his bag (about 350k). He’s buying back in when Trump is re-elected. He’s worried about Biden winning so he sold.

>>23612395
>>23612463
oil and airlines are the ultimate bags... i guess oil will probably do better(but still not good) if trump wins, goodluck baggie

>>23612503
FNGU sucks. it doesnt have options.

>>23612135
math is hard right guyzz?

>>23612508
I’m gonna be rich. I’m gonna come back and lost images of chickens once I make it.

>>23611596
Webull is really Chyna?

Okay, so whats the best to use?

>>23612395
Are you ready for tomorrow?
>I’m holding and I’m gonna make money.
You're holding a bag of shit though

>>23612491
>Oil and refineries
>Bad
You know we need petroleum products to function as a society, right? Or are you just trying to move some goal posts because a conservative state has a large stake in a vital industry?

HOW DO I INVEST IN CORPORATE DEBT IF THE REAL CRASH COMES

>>23611897
nice
it's like you sold the pump automatically when the call was excecuted. If you did that a few times before the 10% pump youd have done nicely, and been able to buy the dip.

I'd like to do that on Apple in my Roth IRA.

>>23611690
>>23611956
Got me to buy the top and then sell today's close. Thanks breh, I'm now down the cost of a non-premium gaming console. I have 2 wiis and a broken 360.

>>23612092
>I figured theyd have the same success with their knockoff tesla as they did with their knockoff amazon.
fuck that's beautiful
But who knows which one is the next alibaba and which is the next Luckin'

I went with BYD because batteries and something about Buffett

>>23612229
based
my plan if I ever Exit

>>23612252
>Because the global economy is turning into a turd sandwich. If there's no debt to stimulate the stock market (stimulus), then reality kicks in and the stock market returns back into fundamentals.
proof there isn't this debt? The lack of relief bill just means bankruptcies of every small business and maybe some sort of housing crisis.

No-bill has been obvious for weeks, investment banks have been talking about it on podcasts. The new thing yesterday is the "shutdowns" in Europe and surge in cases.

Also market pricing in election jitters
>imagine election of Republican congress w/Biden presidency... no relief moneys, furious Lame Duck Trump lashing out on twitter, no infrastructure spending or anything that Mitch isn't cool with

>>23612336
Never happened before.

>>23612578
I don’t care about tomorrow. I care about November 5th (when Bidden concedes). I care about the year following. I’m gonna make it because I’m not gonna sell. The world moves on oil and people are gonna move. Prove me wrong

>>23612454
Imagine you're at the casino playing blackjack, and you know how to count cards. The deck is super hot, and you've been making great money, doubling down, even splitting 10s on dealer 6!! Then the deck is shuffled, and it's a fresh deal - fresh count. You no longer know the advantage is in your favor. It would be crazy to keep betting like you did before, right?

>>23612570
Gunna ask the same, when I found out Webull is run by the chinks I lost any interest in using them. I'm still a robinkiddie. I want similar levels of fees (which is to say nearly none), a good mobile app because I need to be able to trade while at work, and fractional shares in case I ever decide to go full boomer and just start buying SPY until I'm 60 or some shit.

Does anything fit that bill?

Mortgage delinquincies are the highest in 20 years, why is nobody talking about that? The moratorium on mortgages were extended to December, are they just going to pretend people will have more money in 1 month?

>>23612534

Is shares on FNGU really worse than leaps on TQQQ or whatever

Honestly though. Does anyone think we won't enter a recession next year? The economic damage is done. We've had a great 11 year run. It's bound to happen this term. Either president is getting handed a shit show. Stimulus just buys us time. Combined with the fact there is absolutely a housing bubble. Homes in my are have more thank doubled in the last two years. My area has barely grown

>>23612587
Ok anon enjoy your oil bags I don't really give a fuck. Have fun. Buy all the Exon and everything else you can get. Then shit post daily about how it's a easy 2x. Cool. Is it working yet or are you still bagholding?

>>23611994
Thanks. You have to ask questions in the form of incorrect answers here.

>>23612637
dont worry

>>23612204
Donating to charities in my country was based as fuck back in pre-2016, you could literally pile up deductions for years and when you had a year where you made a shit ton of money you could use all those deductions at the same time and pay as low as 0% tax depending on for how many years you saved. But like I said, pre-2016.. they removed it when they noticed how easy it was to abuse for people that knew about it. I saved deductions for 3 years and used it in 2016 before they removed it because for some reason they allowed people to abuse the system one last time (probably because of their rich friends, let's be honest here).
Now donating to charities is not even worth a penny, completely useless

>>23612626
Epic comment

>>23612598
August 2007 to April 2008 suggest otherwise. As does 2001 to 2003.

>>23612594
>Got me to buy the top and sell today's close.
You did this to yourself.

>>23612195
Yup Trump wins: good for overall market.
Biden wins: really good for commie stocks only

>>23612637
Not to mention commercial and urban rent catering. I keep telling anons this is The Great Reset. It's happening.

>>23612180
Im ready to fully pull out if we get a circuit breaker

>>23612637
Why would kikes and banks sound the alarm on that, they're waiting for the next real estate crash to buy up cheap properties to rent out to niggers

>>23612362
haha, dividend frens guy is dilating at this post.

>>23611994
hedge funds btfo

/smg/, what manga should I buy with my gains? I still need to pick this one up

>>23611556
prepare for

The Assassination of Your Folio by the Coward Tim Apple

>>23612739
See my post above. The housing market will be the catalyst that sends us into recession. It's all smoke in mirrors based on gibs and hopes of gibs. It's a shit show waiting for whoevers lap wins this election. I don't envy whoever wins.

It's over

>>23612362
made me laff

>>23612491
based, doomer 2.0s been pissing me off since March.

>>23612838
I'm excited for this

Doomer season is December, we still have some gas left for November

>>23612838
j buy the dip

>>23612480
No offense man. Your money do what you want. Just seems wild to me to give your money away because you dont want your family to enjoy it. And what do you mean youre donating it but not to charity? To fucking who then?

>>23612871
>>23612896

Me too. If this is legitimately like 1987 again it's another chance to buy a massive dip. The problem is the possibility of multi-year bear market or recession afterwards. Even so, It'll still pay off.

>>23612838
It's all ogre

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23611008
5% is breddy gud for three months under normal conditions. This year it’s not so great but green is green baby.

>>23612625
Unfortunately, the global economy will end up proving you wrong, very wrong.

The companies you hold don't mean they will have recovered share prices by the time oil has recovered.

You got a good mentality about holding and hard hands, but it is good if you weren't holding something growth-related. Graph goes down, doesn't' always mean the graph goes up, translation into share price is a different thing.

I remember people say similar stuff with Banks, many of those individuals are still bag holding 12 years later. The world runs on banks, right?

>>23612920
Im tired anons

>>23612454
Its random for me. Waited too lomg in september, acted too fast in june and this monday.

>>23612896
>>23612912

Just load up on UVXY and then use the profit from that for more cheapies

So this >>23611469 is the source of this >>23611686 ?

>>23612861
Fucking shit they are worse than the covid doomers. Omgggggg this president is just out to destroy the economy omggggg. Yea fucking sure. Same with Obama and bush and trump.

>>23611184
This but unironically

>>23612637
I'm not invested in housing so I'll be fine

BAKING

friendly reminder that all doomers are poor

>>23612186

>>23612594
>But who knows which one is the next alibaba and which is the next Luckin'

This part still worries me desu. But look at their vehicles. NIO cars actually look fucking sweet. Also theyre planning a battery rental service. You pay a monthly fee then quick swap your batteries at their charging stations. Stuff like that tells me theres some serious thought being put into them. I could see a future where NIOs start to eat into TSLAs market share even over here in America. (So long as they dont shit the bed and put spytech in them that gets them banned by the govt.)

>>23612838
No it's not. This is completely different than 1987. We now have unlimited printing on and even basic stuff like circuit breakers.

NEW @_@

>>23613029

>>23613029

>>23613029

>>23613029

New

>>23613038
>>23613038
>>23613038

>>23613017
the printing stops once inflation breaks 3% sweetie, there has never been a time were both central bank and congress fiscal policy were simultaneously handing out liquidity and capital, this will happen in 12 to 18 months

>>23613017
Imagine getting to buy that dipppppppp fuckkkk.

>>23613017
This, they forget that JPow has turned on cheat codes and has been spamming motherlode nonstop