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you suck faggot

who here getting JUSTed right now?

wtf happened to you stock cucks
did it pump all day then just crash right after the market closed?

trade idea

go to 100% cash

wait and see if coronavirus crashes the markets this winter

All cash gang where u @

G M E

M

E

>>23608717

>>23608688
I'm green on a red day which is nice but I swallowed the hard pill today that I am never going to make it. I will always have a stupid job and always hate it. I have made peace with my fate. Enjoy the yacht parties, bros. You earned it. I mean this sincerely. But I won't be with you.

My poor tesla shares. Save me papa musk!

ive never traded stocks in my life but that seems like a crypto rug pull

>>23608688
>https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
why

>>23608725
f@m

>>23608705
People who don't hedge their bets. PPL without xBTC.

>>23608717
Big tech optimism FOMO pulled the market up and then big tech earnings forced people to think about what they just did.

>Futures

>BREAKING: Hunter Biden and Associates Under "Active Criminal Investigation" By FBI: Report

anyone buying airlines? people will fly again eventually...

>>23608740
It's a larping tranny, with all the mental defects included.

>100% SQQQ through tomorrow
>switch to 100% TQQQ before close, and hold through election to pump on the inevitable blumpf win
>switch back to 100% SQQQ on Wednesday
find a flaw

>>23608688
Like I said before, it was gonna dip after earnings report. It dumps, then crabs up, then dumps even more, and might even crab on Monday or dump vastly, causing the crash depending what happens on the weekend

>Futures

lol tech is fucked tommorow. what a bloodbath

>trading 44,155 shares at once
>trade fee is $200
how do I become a broker, jesus christ you can make millions off of morons.

>>23608705
I didn't get justed but I'm still going to kill myself I think. I have basically no money even though I work hard.

>>23608769
*revision: 30% NAK, 70% TQQQ through election

>>23608784
my account swings by that much multiple times a day and i want to kms each time

>>23608784
Get a job m8 dafuq is that your birthday money?

>>23608773
they are green

Was it that crazy? I just have my account to conduct reoccurring investments into ETFs and large company stocks

>11200 rejected

>>23608784
I decided to sell my portfolio and go all in SQQQ and UVXY and it’s finally paying off

you cant lose if you never sell, r-r-r-ight bros?

>>23608858
yeah. its bad lol
tqqq dropping prolly by 7or 8 pct tommorow. maybe more

>>23608837
I have a job making 62k/yr but it doesn't matter I'm going to kms.
>is that your birthday money
I guess in a sense yes

>>23608874
Yeah, however you lose out on the opportunity cost of other plays

>>23608844
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD ARE THEY GREEN RETARD? THEY ARE BLOODY FUCKING RED

>>23608889
Might be time to grab some TQQQ and whatever >>23608871
is holding

>>23608627
>Biden victory
>Green memenergy
While this is not a bad play, the real big brain play is actually oil. Once that idiot bans the shale oil because fracking baaaad for the environment, while investments would dry up instantly, by butterfly effect you instantly remove from the market the excess of supply that actually made oil go down for years. Saudi Arabia and Russia would LOVE this. And oil would find itself instantly without enough production, making price skyrocket.

>>23608725
We out here mayne

So glad I didn't listen to the Sprouts shill anon. Earnings beat, but with even more economic austerity on the horizon, nobody's going to be shopping at a boutique grocer.

https://youtu.be/yk7IDVzLiQo

Hope you're ready for tomorrow.

>>23608688
>He FOMOed into a bulltrap
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Why are you guys panicking ?
Futures of the Nasdaq aren't even down more than 1.1 percent from the close

Sold my apple a while ago and thank god

PLEASE tell me you didnt panic sell yesterday then panic buy today when we TOLD you it was a bulltrap

>>23608986
BECAUSE ITS ALL OVER ITS GOING BELOW 11000 TOMORROW SELL EVERYTHING

>>23608705
Not here. Feeling comfy browsing which cheap stocks to pick up soon

>>23608973
Bobo...

Selling my gamble stock first thing in the morning at 9:30. Those bastards did it again, another offering. Fuck this. I don't care if I get hit with a freeride or lose 5000. Both ain't nothing compared to what'll eventually happen if I stay in it. The only reason I didn't sell today was due to the freeride thing. T+2 deadline should be over with friday cause I bought yesterday. I'm just gonna toss my money (what's left of it) into an s&p fund instead. My own damn fault. Tried to turn a quick buck and if blew up.

>>23609013
Bought shorts on Monday, bought more shorts yesterday morning
Not gonna get out of this position for a while

So what will happen to amzn?

>>23609022
Short aggressive trades are like playing roulette in this market, anon

I was playing Among Us. What happened to Apple?`

They missed heavily?

Made money today but still feel like I missed out after seeing that fuckhuge drop. I should be happy, I had an great day, rode the ES for 30 pts when the days range was ~80, but I keep being bothered that I could have made more. what is wrong with my brain? thinking like this is going to lose my money later.

>>23609041
funny enough, it's actually bullish for GME

WHY IS MY AMZN DIPPING ON SUCH A BIG BEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23609041
going all the way back to last week's prices

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM POOOOOOOOPYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM POOOOOOOOOPY MMMMMMMMMMMM POOOOOOOOOPY MMMMMMMMM POOOOOOOOOOPYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

No! Not like this, NOT LIKE THIS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

I swear to god some of you trade like sped children

>>23609075
i wish i had NINE friends to play Among Us with

>>23608992
I hear ya. Too bad I only sold 2/3 of that piece of shit @125. At least NIO offset that, but I think fucking Tim Cook will bring down the entire market to an extent tomorrow

>>23608784
>1 week chart
zoom out

i feel like you're hiding something from me

>>23609075
All the big boys beat but apple dumping anyway is just the new normal

>>23609127
I guess good is nowhere near good enough to justify the fucked up market caps

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

Who else here in GME and/or WKHS? Will we make it bro's? Give me hope.

>>23608688
As a newfag would you recommend I use a stock market simulator to practice before I try the new thing? And what’s the best simulator?

>get into PINS call spreads... at 50/51c
>make like 2.5x
>I sold my NIO 10/30 calls to open those spreads
>NIO moons so hard today I would have gotten 16x if I had just held
Fucking fuck fuck god fucking damn it

*ting ting

excuse me frens, I have an announcement to make:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23609093
Its the worst with 8. And it's a constant stream of rage and salt with 2/3 of them. One guy started using an external tool to chart where what person is and basically cheats or something.

You need the right people. People who can have fun without raging but not normies that have no idea.
Difficult desu.

>>23609127
I hold 0 QQQ simply because of Apple and it's awful performance.
Im happy for my FB IV crush though. I need some up days after this weeks slaughter

>>23609161
I dunno about GME. We’re not looking good, bro. I’m gonna hold until the holiday spike and any announcements coming up but we might be drug down by the rest of the market, I don’t know.

>>23609171
*real thing

>>23609127
The analysts are saying its because iPhone sales ranked and I guess that is where a lot of their residual income comes from so it hurts more than say iPads or whatever the fuck these faggots do. Anyway, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>23609161
Nah

I should buy more Apple, right?
Nothing seems bad fundamentally, they seem to do fine even with the virus.

>>23609209
Sales tanked*

>>23609171
thinkorswim has an 'ondemand' feature that will let you trade virtually. it uses random days data from the past. my actual advice is to not trade though, and just DCA into broad index funds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What happened with Overstock (OSTK) today? They crushed estimates, they have been growing their user base and increasing sales year-to-year, we're about to start holiday season with lockdowns in place across Europe which will boost their e-sales during November/December and this fucking shit drops 10% on a PE ratio below 30 for a tech/retail company? What the fuck?

>>23609256
the got algo'd

>>23609256
It’s the whole market muh dood. When the market takes a shit it drags everything down.

>>23609256
no one gives a shit about earnings estimates anymore. it's all about top line/revenue growth

But seriously all the big tech beat their earnings and this market still sinks. What the fuck is it's problem. This market is like a high maintenance gf.

I'm gonna coom so fucking much tomorrow bros

>be robinhood user
>INTC puts about to expire in the money tomorrow
>dont have a single share nor money for more

What will happen?

>>23609227
>Short term
Sure who cares, up to you

>Long term
-28% sales in China wasn't enough to convince you that they have failed in China? Kek'd. They literally have no big markets to tap into anymore

>>23609312
>>23609256
It's the same shit anons, take a look at EVERY company that posted earnings, it always tanks

>>23608725
Right here, well not entirely, I'm still day trading TQQQ SQQQ or UVXY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57k3lhCHVc

IM A BIG DUMP, BIG BEAR, NIGGA, THE RED LINE
IM THE BEAR BUTCHER OF THE CALLS YOU ARE HOLDIN'
OH MY OH MY I HAVE FOUND YOU, MUMU
DONT YOU BUY MORE STOCKS, LIL' MUMU

YOU ARE NOT FAST ENOUGH
YOU ARE NOT HEDGED ENOUGH
YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK

NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DUMP VERY ROUGH

>inb4 MMers rugpull the rugpullers and we boom green tomorrow

>>23609209
That's a strange line of thinking to me becauese apple has been trying to prove that it's not just "the iphone company" so beating with disappointing iphone sale would so just how strong it's other revenue streams were becoming

Ya know what I say when the rug gets pulled. Buy yourself a nice bottle and drink the pain away. Scotch or bourbon tonight?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now is time to get on the GEO train, I warned you biz. Easiest 4x youll ever make.

>>23609322
don't answer the door tomorrow anon that's all I can say, id also lay out a bunch of plastic tarps on your floor

>>23609325
TUP, PIN, GOOG, ...

in fact TUP's +10% today was after a +30% yesterday

>>23609111
Hiding what? The point of the post was that even when I win (which isn't always) it doesn't matter because I have a piss ant portfolio and I want to kms over it.

Digits and GME will tank tomorrow

I just created a TD Ameritrade accoutn and set it up 100%, I tried to log in to thinkorswim and it wont let me log in, am I missing something?

>>23609411
F for the gaymerz

Bros

I sold yesterday at the lows

But today at the highs

Didnt sell tho. I figure i sell the market will go up

Im out 20% so far

Im not gonna make it am i

what are the chances of a massive GOOG selloff at open to crash with the rest of tech? I'm thinking of loading up shorts in the pre-market

>>23609411
Uh oh. Poor gamers. I want to buy back in at ~$9

>>23609407
Is okay pal I took my $2000 portfolio to $28000... then again its back at $23000 now... I might kms too.

Does any helpful anon know why AMD is still showing as 'market open' on my Trading 212 account? I thought I was done for the night but my SL just triggered.

>>23609421
That's why you never sell

>>23609357
Yeah I was just reporting what I saw on Cnbc, so yes, I guess the cat is out of the bag, I am >65% retarded, now also financially crippled

>>23609322
Puts you own or puts you wrote?

>>23609411
Digits and it goes to 0

Where are my UVXY chads? Which one of you little shits are holding the real deal?

>>23608725
Right here bruh

I hope you retards aren't falling for this obvious bull trap. It's just speculation on today's earnings. It'll dump hard again tomorrow regardless because guidance will be weaker and they are all overpriced

Who here /not holding a single piece of AAPL/?

>>23609374
Why tho?

OH WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A BAD INVESTOR

>>23609393
Let me rephrase that, every company that you have bought will unfortunately tank

>>23609443
Puts i own, not wrote.

>>23609171
The problem with paper trading is that you're less risk adverse than you'll be in the real market, and since managing risk *is* the point of the game, that severely diminishes what you'll learn.
As someone else said, just go into broad index funds with your money and leave a tiny amount (10% or less) for the WASP-and-Jew gambling that is playing the market.
After you've built up an emergency fund, of course. Don't be an idiot and go all in. You might as well rope yourself now and get it over with.

>>23608725
Half cash
I got partially duped with last week
AAAAAAAA

>>23609374
that will only pump if trump gets elected

>>23609484
Sell them so you don't become an INTCel holder

>>23609249
HARD AS ROCK. I was £350 down, now only £60 Down. GONNA GO GREEN BEFORE MARKET CLOSE ON AMD.

>>23609473
1) Current dividend yield is 12%
2) CEO is the largest single shareholder (over 3MM shares)
3) Customer is recession/COVID proof (state and federal governments)
4) Paying off an additional $100MM in debt annually.
5) PEG= 0.5. Fair minimum value is PEG=1 or double today's price.
6) AFFO forecast is $280MM ($2.30/share). Subtract $100MM for additional debt re-payment and $165MM for dividends and it still leaves headroom of $15M for growing cash position. They have even more flexibility if they lower debt repayment to $50MM.
7) Closest competitor is not a REIT anymore and dividend seekers will flock to GEO once the elections are over.
8) Historical cap gains between elections has been 100-300% - regardless of president's part affiliation.
9) You get something back from the taxes you pay towards the judicial system.
10) CEO is adamant about keeping REIT status to make GEO attractive for investors, including him.
11) Its bottoming at 8,88 USD compared to an average of 16

>>23609407
Work better with your money and save more then, retard.

>>23608688
So will we get winner announced on the same day or will all the mail in voting cuck us. Will we have to wait longer?

>>23608725
Here, i sold all my shares at -£300, feels a bit shit but considering i have made about 2k before that loss i don't feel the worst

>>23609511
I’ll be assigned the shares? At what cost? I sold half of the 40 buys yesterday for a nice chunk.

>>23609447
I SAID, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY UVXY CHADS AT???

>>23609421
There are no lows, only dips.

>>23609171
how much money can you afford to lose
how much money will make you feel bad if you just threw it all away

you dont learn without a real stake in the game
Maybe at least a paycheck's worth?? Something where you'll actually take it seriously and not just dump it into a penny stock

>futures

Hi guys. How do I get a refund on my MVIS purchase? I am an unsatisfied customer.

>>23609529
AAPL stock is getting "honoured " right now :(

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23609561
This. Your first amount in is your "tuition" it needs to be enough to make you squirm.

Why do I feel like I'm the only one here who has been holding ZM puts?

>Market stable, gaining slightly
>earnings come in, everything hits
>market takes a shit
>Bears act like they made a smart move
No bears you are just as retarded as everyone else. OK seriously, let me hear your best defense of this. It's fucking bullshit

>>23609322
I think robinhood tries to sell them for you before they expire. I think it's somewhere in there policy. I think worst case is they can't sell them and you get nothing or something like that.

the virgin risk aversion vs the chad yolo

>>23609601
based, whats your strike price and exp? im not game enough to bet against cult stocks

>>23609518
Jesus Christ!
How do I get a mommy like this?

>>23608918

>>23609084
Just... why? I’m not sure my finances can take such setback.

>>23609605
Clown market, and how much higher can tech really go?

ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP ITS GOING TO DUMP

>>23609639
I FUCKING LIVE FOR FINANCIAL SETBACK

wait why did amazon get cucked after hours after smashing earnings? i'm confused

>>23609628
I didn't bet much but it's been working out.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

>>23609518
SHES FIT LADS, SHES FOOKIN FIT YEAH. OH FUCK ME SHES A RIGHT PROPA SLAG YEAH

>>23609634

>>23609518
BOOBA

Only buy shares/calls when we get to extreme fear, shit is going straight vertical down don't be a retard and try to catch it

>>23609552
Didn’t sell in the morning for a reason

SURELY
GME
CANNOT
EVER
BE RED FOR

F I V E
I
V
E

DAYS IN A ROW

>>23609697
My digits say otherwise

>>23609672
saved, thanks

when does the kangaroo market end?

>>23609605
>entire western world going full defcon lockdown again
>politics superbowl on tues
>ny gonna lock down again soon
>constant barrage of news about hospitals filling up, vaccine delays
>wallmart pulling funz from shelves
>civil unrest in Europe
>thousands of new layoffs each week
>thisisfine.jpg

>>23609697
It'll only be red 6 days in a row because tomorrow it goes to $0

WHAT SHOULD I TELL MY WIFES SON ABOUT TOMORROWS CRASH SHE (HE) IS ALREADY CRYING

Bears will be surprised tomorrow. You better coom now, tomorrow it won’t be allowed

>>23609718
When we can take our masks off, so never.

>>23609688
retard alert

>>23609688

>>23609688
sorry i can't hear you over the amount of money my NIO shares and calls made today

>>23609718
2120

>>23609713
>My digits say otherwise

>lucky 13

>>23609543
>>23609511
If he's holding ITM puts he won't become an INTCel holder he'll be forced to sell at the strike right?

>>23609718
its about to start in 10 minutes, get excited

>>23609256
happrned to FCAU too

>>23609672

>>23609655
Let's see. It was patently obvious they would beat. So everyone lined up to buy and leverage themselves to cash in. It would sure be a shame if it dumped for absolutely no reason right after, right? A whole lot of people would lose money, and only the few who (((knew))) it would happen would gain. Tragedy, really.

>>23609697
what i wonder is, is Cohen allowed to stockpile a shit ton of call contracts and not have to declare it on his 13D?

>>23609718
.....................never cowboy, buckle up

>>23609713
13

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-29/walmart-pulls-guns-off-shelves-as-precaution-ahead-of-election

>>23609777
based and volatility pilled

>TQQQ back down to the low 120s with no resistance

You didn't buy the bull trap, right anon?

>>23609788
Where am I supposed to get a gun now, the pawn shop?

SDOW 50-130$ C 1/15?

this shit's unbelievably fucked, we're literally going to see march prices again aren't we

>>23609803
order one off the internet like a normal human bean

>>23609769
Wew I made that yesterday and someone already made it better. Well done

>>23609795
No, I did not.

>>23609816
unbelievably based you mean

>>23609777
c-checked

>>23609803
>he doesn't mill out his own receiver /diy/ style
ngmi

>>23608688
Wait, you shitheads don’t seem to understand the economy
Apple is pushed 2x the price by you retard robinhooders with even less revenue and anticipation before COVID. If you call this is BEAT and you think the price stays 100+ you’re delusional. The only way you can do is to suck Jpowell’s cock now

CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY CASH CUNNY

>>23609788
This is a sure sign that Trump is going to win. They expect nigs to go looting.

hey look, GME made a pretty curve at least!

>>23609816
yes anon, prices of march ...........................1980 *scary music plays*

>>23608779
S C H W A B

>>23609691
My man, you can tell how many people here gonna get justed based on how we aren’t getting (you)’s

>>23609857
Feet fags get the bullet in mine craft too

>>23609900
BASED bulletchad

>>23609619
robinhood does sell them automatically an hour or two before close. I guess people (MMs?) that have the shares to sell can arbitrage the premium or who sold puts are still willing to pay for them if they're out of the money?

>>23609688
nah
US is never going into a REAL shutdown. and the shutdowns in germany and france still keep schools open and go to work.

>>23609552
Here but...
I'm not going to make up for a lot of mistakes with this...
I have 100 UVXY and 75 VXX, and if apple crashes I'm going to sell an in the money put and run the wheel in my IRA.

Fucking analysts can't handle it when a CEO doesn't provide guidance... in a fucking pandemic!!

>>23609854
I like the detals in the background grass but I don't like All-Cash Coward Crew

>>23608874
>>23608913
that’s called losing everything

>>23608725

>>23609795
Jokes on you asshole. I bought last month dip at 112$. Sold at 138. Bought back at 145. I'm actually a deep bagholder thank you very much

>>23609423

Idk about shorting Alphabet...i can never get a share on anything tech

but my algorithms are alerting me right now telling me backup the truck on SPXS and DRV election day gainz

>>23609854
>mfw 70% cash cunny

>>23609795
FFFFFFUCK
but my dix is rising and I am buried balls deep in vol

> Futures

The song that's gonna crash this market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI&ab_channel=TPMZVEVO

>>23609436
Over what time frame?

>>23609923
Only if its like all your money

If your wagecucking just average down or wait it out/take an opposite position

>>23609921
The puts are ITM. I understand PTMs get sold by RH near close, but im questioning ITM puts, unless those just get sold too since i own 0 shares.

>>23608688
What YouTube channels do you recommend for a near complete beginner? Obviously ones that aren’t sponsored by brokers or the companies they recommend you invest in

>>23609788
Thanks
I can't believe I forgot to do that ahead of the election. I hate being noguns and shitt.

>>23609931
alphabet won earnings

>>23609854
>>23609924
>>23609936
72%

>>23609227
Yes buy more apple

This was sent from my iPhone ™

>>23609966
Ziptrader, Ricky Gutierrez, warrior trading, there's some other ones but I like their videos.

>>23609966
>i own 0 shares
then yes
>those just get sold too

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

>>23609966
A long time ago I saw someone recommend chartzguys but never checked it out myself

>>23609868
>GME still not under $10

Guess the $15 bag holders won't let it go until it goes back down to $3 lol

>>23609518
goddamn I remember this one fug i love peteetee teetees

WAIT LOOK HERE HERE HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE DUMP IS OFFICIALLY OVER ZOOM IN

i bought $3000 worth of 10/30 9.5 SPXU Calls for 0.15 each.
They are now two cents. SPY needs to drop to 1.8% from 327 tomorrow to break even (about $321).
if we get a breaker tomorrow (7%) I'd make $30K. Bobo please help me out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The market just got shot on the face!!!!

THEN IT GOT MOUTH RAPED!!!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>23610044
>betting against america
we're going to pump until you expire
and then we'll dump

Bring me 5 shorts and 5 longs, three month timeframe, NOW!!
Put an ad on the front page, cash money for 5 shorts 5 longs!!
Now get out of here!!

>>23608725
95%

>>23610044
fucking hell anon thats proper degenerate

>>23610095
Futures green...

What the fuck why are futures moving back to green?

>Threads make it look like the world is going to end
>Futures green
Lmao

>>23608760
I'm watching them. There hasn't been a decent setup since the squeeze back in May. Regional airlines continue to outperform the big international ones.

>>23610123
WE NEED MORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS

>>23610044
>if we get a breaker tomorrow (7%) I'd make $30K. Bobo please help me out.
kek

do you think circuit breakers grow on trees or somethin

>>23610128
>Futures green

>>23610123
Because only AAPL shat it's pants. But everyone expected it to and their iPhone got delayed so...

Actually a great earnings season. Im surprised we are not up more.

>>23610112
where? on Mars?

>>23610154
"Yes"

digits and NOK to $1

>>23610164
kek

>>23610088
>three month timeframe
Short oil due to usual decrease in winter and Europe lockdowns
Long NEE
Long NIO
Long AMD

>>23610154
>>23610164

where are my ASX shitposters at?

>all of these fucking quarterlies
>seek getting JUSTed by a short seller from Texas

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I SAW THAT HAPPEN AS I WAS LOOKING AT IT

>>23610169
>third worlder
>haha sign say plus

HOLY SHIT WHATS HAPPENING

>>23610123
Massive drops in revenue and profits for the next couple of years just finished getting priced in.

>>23609077
Many small wins > fishing for a big one.

>>23610169
futures are down .80% right now anon...................

I started out only posting in smg but now I feel like I should buy some bitcoin and eth

>>23610164
They immediately turned red..

>>23610210
>>23610192
I wonder how that happened desu

Meh. -.8%
Thats AAPL getting rekt.

>>23609393
Tup turned out to be one of the best stocks you could have bought in March.

>>23610169
literally just seconds later you jinxed it fuck you

oh well Russell 2000 is where GME is in anyways

>>23610237
pretty much

>>23610212
Better off giving your money to charity

>>23610237
US markets got scared the moment that the ASX chad opened up green

>>23610128
>green futures

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Market was up 200+ this morning at open on delusional FOMO. Red is the new way of life till election.

WORLD ENDING CONTINUES!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

how come after hours quotes are always so delayed

VIX is broken now, is there a cyber attack going on right now or something?

>>23610240
yeah but you'd have to be crazy to have bought in back in March
It was priced at bankruptcy for good reason

oh boy here we go

>>23610278
Yep.

GME WILL RANDOMLY +100% AMONG THE SEA OF RED TO PUNISH THE UNFAITHFUL

>>23610260
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23610259
what's the market cap of the ASX like $400?

Saying thanks to the anon that said thanks to someone giving the tip of BTRXQ in a /ptg/ thread a while back. Admittedly it was a painful baghold. Probably should just take all profits rather than gamble if the POR doesn't get signed tomorrow.

Also feeling less bad about "panic" selling APPL at 103.

>>23610300
doesnt make up for the fact that scalping it was the right play

>>23610300
>dubs and red ID
we're gonna make it bro

>>23610112
>>23610128
>>23610169
YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED IN WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE ARE FUTURES GREEN? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE VIX YOU FUCKING RETARDS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>23609077
You should look at it as why you got out when you did. If it was a good trade and there was a valid reason for taking profits, then you're good. Analyze it and see if there is something you should have done different to stay in longer next time.

OMG FUTURES NOOOO I'M SLIPPING...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23610102
I was convinced theyd crash the market by end of week to hurt Trump. I had made $1000 yesterday with similar bet and put another $2000 in this morning during the morning dip convinced we were going down to $320. Then it shot back up right after I bought.
Im going to uninstall robinhood and just get a job at mcdonalds.

>>23608688
Could someone give me a QRD on penny stocks? I know they’re any stock that trades under a $1 but that’s about all I know

Who here /buying the dip/ tomorrow?

Why can't gme just release the fucking sony news? Holy fuck. It's so close and they're idling around. Holy fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA George Sherman give me my fucking moneys

>>23610330
no it was actually green when he posted, when it had delayed quotes or something

then literally seconds later it updated to red

>>23610370
what else is there to it?
are penny stock companies more likely to be scams? probably? are they all? probably not

>>23610330
yeah but wtf is with these %s
3277 high 3276 current -25.42? the fuck?

>>23610330
Do you look at delayed data?

>>23608973
I’m all in on SQQQ, let’s hit the circuit breakers tomorrow

>>23609605
>>>just buy the fucking dip


This fag thinks he is an actual stock trader. He is just a newbull sucking fed cock for the last 2 years....u about to get rekt bro

>>23610399
wtf am I looking at here anon

>>23610370
Also
>he thought it can't go below a penny
>he bought
>reverse split it

>>23610399
to fuck up all the impatient robinhood retards who bought weeklies. Even puts are getting fucked now

George Sherman doesn't give a shit about short-term price movements

>>23610428

Not green you fucking idiot nigger

Who NIOChad here?

Basically my portfolio is like it was before the drop because nio

>>23608725
AAAAAAAA I WAS NEARLY ALL CASH BUT DECIDED TO JUMP BACK IN ON MONDAYS DIP, SURPRISINGLY MY ACCOUNT SEEMS UNUSUALLY STABLE BUT WILL FEEL THE PAIN. THESE COVERED CALLS AREN'T EVEN PROTECTING MY DOWNSIDE. REEEEEEEE WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS! HAD I BOUGHT APPLE OR TQQQ AT END OF MARCH ID HAVE BENE ABLE TO SELL FOR A PROFIT. INSTEAD I BOUGHT AND THEY JUST KEEP GOING DOWN!!!!! AT LEAST IM NO LONGER IN TESLA THAT BUBBLE SEEMS TO ACTUALLY BE POPPING OVER THE LAST 2 MONTHS.

>>23608871
what's your holdings bro? and how long did it take to accumulate that much?

Why is VIX not dieing?

>>23610201

Lmao

Naw

This is about stimulus still

Election pricing wont start till tuesday. Cant really price shit in till people go vote.

>>23608734
>but I swallowed the hard pill today that I am never going to make it
Am also inevitably realizing I'm not gonna make it financially. Have been considering fully pulling out of the stock market. All my account does is crab. Stays at the low longer than at the high too.

>>23608760
Too terrified. If they go into bankruptcy you lose it all and then they just create new shares to continue the scam like GM did.

>>23610605

Because people wants put
Its protection..its healthy. It means people are measuring risk

>>23610581
just buy puts to hedge you dumbass

>>23608784
>>23609436
Anons don't kill yourselves! I don't want either of you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps both of thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourselves.

>>23610717
don't forget the most important verses!
>Deuteronomy 22:28-29 states: If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

>>23610636
?

>>23610738
This would unironically solve rape O_O

Should I bother selling my pnk boys? Could i get a decent swing?

>>23610717

NEW @_@ !!!

>>23610795


>>23610795


>>23610795


>>23610795

>>23610717
Unironically based
>>23610738
No that goes to
>Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

>>23610738
Whats the equivalent of 50 silver to U.S. dollars?

This could be a pretty good deal if inflation is not accounted.

>>23610750
It's
>If caught
and the rape happens no matter what. Nothing is solved, and more importantly the bitch getting raped is stuck with her assailant forever. What backwoods west virginia shit is this?

Regarding the wally workd story about removing guns, i dug a littke deeper and confirmed they are still selling firearms and ammo, they have just removed all display models from the floor because joggers sticky fingers.

>>23610128
Futures are not green

>>23610399
It would honestly be a waste to announce it and then have the shitty pre-election market tank the good news.

Not a happy halloween without some nice blood red on the walls

>>23608903
So are doing this as a challenge like you could have made 200k off that account and then lose it but don’t give advice because you only deposited birthday money

>>23611019
Don’t give a fuck is what I mean

>>23610814
>he doesn't know
50 silver was A LOT. He will essentially be a debt slave of the girl's family.

>>23610814
She should not have gotten raped if she, does not like, the consequences. This places most of the punishment on the rapist but you, can't act like she, más innocent throughout the whole thing is it's entirety. Where was her father, brother, husband, etc.. Rapes don't just happen at random. Usually it's at a party or after inviting a boyfriend back to your place for drinks, making out, then blue balls and chill. Some guys don't like getting blue balls though, and all women should be aware of this fact.

>>23611113
>She should not have gotten raped if she, does not like, the consequences
don't use commas

>>23611113
Comma, license, revoked.

>>23611237
>>23611317
My phone puts them wherever and whenever it feels like. I'm a fonefag and no one can stop me, proofreading is for dorks.