/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY UVXY 23.5 CALLS?

wowza

Look at all these fools passin up on BORR
When it moons I'll make your mom my private anal whore
All these fags keep blabbin bout tech
But that T triple Q is gonna get your portfolio rekt
I'm tryna make you rich when I tell you to buy oil
But you fools are deaf and got your head stuck in the soil
(borr boys borr boys where you at)
Liquid black gold ain't going nowhere
Because that shit powers the cars on the road and the planes in the air
Hell even the lube I use to root your girl is a petroleum distillate
These words you're hearing are golden like my shit
(Borr boys borr boys where you at)
I'm right here tryna make your pocket fat
Bears and Bobos cryin bout the market
Let me spit some knowledge while I roll up and spark it
(Bong noises)
Buy motherfuckin oil you punk bitch anon.

73% automarket lol

the crash is coming any minute now

I bought 1 SQQQ 23.5c 1DTE, pretty sure it's going to be green tomorrow
I will sell my TQQQ swing position before close today
I will sell my AAPL covered calls before close today
cheers to the fucking retarded gambler that buys them

Forgot previous threads in the OP CLFfag. Otherwise, good job.

Largest flat rolled steel producer in North America, surpassing NUE

1.6b revenue reported Friday for Q3
3b mkt cap

Are you guys brain neurons firing yet?

>20-24b potential revenue
>3b mkt cap

>>23604032
295???

>>23603810
>>23603802
>protests aim to set defunding reform that would prevent billions being lost in police brutality settlements/lawsuits
>police brutality and settlements happen all the time while protests have been happening sporadically
>implying police brutality payouts don't cost way more than insurance payouts in the long term because police brutality is a timeless theme of America while these protests are sporadic

Here is a random sampling of U.S. cities that have paid out more than $500 million on police brutality claims:
> Chicago: $1.4 billion between 20011 and 2014
> New York City: $1.6 billion between 2012 and 2017
> Los Angeles: Approximately $1.1 billion between 2010 and 2015;
> Oakland: $744 million between 2012 and 2017

Now try to use your dogshit 5th-grade tier logic to convince me that protests are more expensive in the short, sporadic bursts they happen in than the long term drain police bruality and shit policing has.
From 2001 to 2017, state and local government spending on police increased from $42 billion to $115 billion (in 2017 inflation-adjusted dollars). That is EGREGIOUS police bloat that again, renders the damage done in protests INFINITESIMAL compared to how much the police cost the USA. Please try and educate yourselves instead of thinking you've done sufficient research from reading insurance payout figures from Minneapolis. Think big picture and stop being a retard who perpetuates these comedically short-sighted arguments.

>>23604118
What a steal!!!

Bobo bros I don't feel so good.

SOXL FNGU TQQQ

>>23603560 #
No idea if it is a bull trap but likely considering the movements. I've learned to not take financial advice from these guys as listening to them lost me more than just doing what I want from the start. $1k to $1.5k weekly beats listening to financial advice here that usually loses me a few hundred in mere minutes.
>1 green day
>"jump in or be priced forever, stonks never go down"
>1 red day
>"jump out or baghold for 15 years"

>>23604105

Nucor has a 15b mkt cap and they are not even the leading North American auto steel producer anymore lol

CLF had couple billion missing from mkt cap post AK Steel deal.. now clearly has SEVERAL billion missing post this Arcelormittal USA deal

Sorry bobo wrong again

Why isnt XPEV talked about more?

>>23604010
Trump winning would be bearish for oil if anything. Oil suffers from the tragedy of the commons. Too many people pumping it.

>>23604105
You are more obnoxious than SNSS anon and the penny stock brigade ever was. Good job.

Best earnings plays based on my models and data:

NERV
LPG
PINC
O
ANET
RMBS
OTTR

These are Monday

>>23604045
Show me ur position. You seem awfully confident.

>>23604052
As the chinks become increasingly phased out their shitty, low grade steel will eventually be replaced by domestically produced material for things like construction too. Read about the Golden Gate Bridge refurbishment using cheap Chinese steel if you want a good laugh, at the taxpayer’s expense of course

>>23604156
They never learn

>>23604105
you know what CLF faggot, im actually going to use your garbage to run the wheel strat, thanks for the tip

unfriendly reminder that i would heem everyone in this thread and take your gme shares.

>coronavirus explodes this winter
>global economy slows
>iron ore prices fall
>clf spammer loses everything

>Buy tqqq
>Wait for huge gap up
>Sell ridiculous covered calls
>buy more tqqq when it comes back down
>repeat until riches

>>23604118
OSLO, Norway, Oct. 28, 2020 /PRNewswire/ -- Borr Drilling Limited (the "Company") (NYSE: "BORR", OSE: "BDRILL") has entered into an agreement to sell its cold stacked jack-up drilling rig "Atla" to an independent operator. The completion of the sale is expected in the fourth quarter 2020. Together with the previously announced sale of the standard jack-up drilling rig "Eir", which has been completed in October, the Company will record total cash proceeds of USD 13 million.

With the sale of these jack-ups, Borr Drilling continues to deliver on its fleet strategy of divesting inactive, cold stacked units and focus on the modern and highly efficient core fleet of premium jack-up rigs. Following these rig sales, Borr Drilling will have 28 modern assets built after 2011, and one remaining older cold stacked rig which is likely to be sold within the fourth quarter.

28 October 2020

>>23603966

XOM & RDSB BROS I HOPE YOU GONNA LOVE THOSE DIVVYS

PEACE AND LOVE OILBROS WE GONNA MAKE IT

Guys I just met these cute 5g pixel phones in the google store. Is Alphajew going to take over Apple as the premier device for thots taking naked pictures of themselves for their onlyfans?

What you guys think the market will do tomorrow?

SOXL +10%
FNGU +10%
TQQQ +8%

hi

YOU LIED TO ME

>>23604196
one fucking day I'll have 100 TQQQ. I'm at 30 now
>>23604202
dump

>>23604054
haha no

>not buying the EBAY dip

>>23604194
That's fine but I get dibs on heeming kneepads boipucci first.

>>23604200
No, Google will NEVER be cool.

>>23604220
I'm at 20 and 40 FNGU. Thinking of doubling

>>23604202
No idea. Price swings have become quite erratic these last 2 days. Not all in obviously but am hoping a position I sold gets called away (sell call). No linger interested in the company and would prefer to stick my money elsewhere.

>>23604038
lol no

>>23604200
No

>>23604254
>not opening a bunch of dragon dildo tabs
>ngmi

100 MORE POINTS AND WE'RE BACK BABY

Hello fellow bizlets, anime amirite?!?

I'm your friendly neighborhood u/winkerpack, or I guess I should say anon LOL

What are your thoughts on
(((((AMZN)))))

<CHEAP
<Low PE
<Prime day was awesome!

As you can see from my green texts, this is the play... So buy now or you are ngmi

Btw I hate reddit

Update, currently up $234, shit changes on a second by second basis.

>>23604211
Awwwww

>Fake Crash again
God I hope there will be riots next week.

>big boy tech earnings

spy gonna close at 333.33 isn't it. Trump will win.

>BOBO absolutely blown the fuck out

please tell me you didnt panic sell yesterday
please tell me you didnt panic sell yesterday
please tell me you didnt panic sell yesterday
please tell me you didnt panic sell yesterday

My portfolio is in a sea of green right now. What the fuck happened? What's the news? Is it the GDP shit?

VIX -10%

>>23604301
I added long positions yesterday

when is NIO gonna calm the fuck down

>>23604158
I live near the XPEV office in California and their parking lot ironically has a lot of Teslas in it.

Anyways if Biden wins im buying XPEV calls

I had a dream last night that QQQ went into the 60s and I was gonna kms before I woke up and then had to check futures

I hope you retards aren't falling for this obvious bull trap. It's just speculation on today's earnings. It'll dump hard again tomorrow regardless because guidance will be weaker and they are all overpriced


>B-b-but the economy grew 33%
Kys

>>23604319
Next few days, imo will pull back and hold at $30, then resume onward

Cannabro here. Gonna smoke at the market close. Until then: Here is some DD on Flower One:
>FLOOF
>Market Cap: 29.17M
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3621753-flower-one-announces-preliminary-q3-revenue-above-guidance-range?mod=mw_quote_news
>Q3 2020 of $11.5 surpassing its Q3 2020 revenue guidance range of $9.8M-$10.8M.
>Gross margin expected to be 30-35% in line with its previous guidance.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3620342-flower-one-secures-39m-term-loan?mod=mw_quote_news
>The company worked out an agreement with Subversive Real Estate Acquisition REIT LP(SBVCF), including a two-year option to pursue a sale-leaseback transaction to buy a Flower One facility spanning 455,000 square-feet in Las Vegas.
>The REIT agreed to pay up to $80 million for the property and to lease it back to Toronto-based Flower One.
FLOOF ABOUT:
Flower One’s flagship 400,000 square-foot greenhouse and 55,000 square-foot production facility is used for large scale cannabis cultivation, processing, and manufacturing. Flower One also owns and operates a second production facility in Las Vegas, with 25,000 square-feet of indoor cultivation and a commercial kitchen that will produce several of the nation’s top-performing edible and beverage brands.

>>23604151
That but unironically.

>>23604345
you 4 figure account bears are so tiresome

Hello /smg/ i just want you to know that i fucking hate kikes, niggers, spics, chinks, poos as well as jannies. Thanks

>>23604311
Markets been moving like crypto for months. Wouldnt surprise me if it's a bull trap considering how hard it spiked today. Sold a covered call so im pretty much done for now.

>>23604301
I did, then I covered. Then I bought this morning.

>>23604345
Sure thing bobo

>>23604151
/biz/ is where I get the tickers, the sentiment doesn't matter as much as the tickers do.

>He sold sub-15 GME calls

>>23604346
are you buying puts?

>>23603966
Feels bad man

>>23604198
now all we need is some volume and it'll go sky high! proceeds to wait 2 years for the stock to randomly get attention from the public for a day and a half leading to a quick pnd and then dies

>>23604345
hope you post your bearish portfolio right now nerd

spoiler: you don't have one

>didn't dump enough for me to buy
>Now a little pump
Goddamnit I hate this shit

>>23604254
10 years on this site have destroyed my humanity and my tabs are now a mirror of my crooked soul. But at leats I've never been to reddit.

>>23603966
AMD. CRASH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

>>23604315
Things finally got cheap enough to where greed overcame the fear.

>>23604113
Eat these facts you racist chuds.

Whats everyone buying on this dip? It's like Robinhood prime day?

>age
>new worth
>investing style
I’ll start
>21
>$45k
>boomer

You win this time, b*lls. See you tomorrow.

>>23604376
looks like they're going to expire worthless, Friday always gets pinned down

>>23604352
>>23604368
I beat every index in the past 3 months but I'm the retard lol

If dubs CLF is gay

>>23604399
Nigger

One moment anon, I'm just buying the Rolls Royce dip.

Poor bobo caught a huge bull yesterday. He should have at it, but instead he decided to try and get another to save for winter and scavengers took his kill away and now he'll starve during winter.

>>23604416
If dubs you are big gay

>>23604377
No - IV is too high (google "IV crush")

>>23604254
>he has so few tabs open they still show text

>>23604408
If anyone sold from 12-13 I'd be worried, 14-15 not so much unless some news drops AH

>>23604415
yes it's quite easy to take big risks when you're slinging $200 at a time.

>>23604113
OP is a stupid Nigger and looks like pic related

>>23604381
I just did cunt
Read>>23604415

And yes I am cash right now because I'm not a retard

Big tech releasing earnings and shit tonight. Tempted to get a few calls in before market closes.

Trump will easily win and the market will be at 3600 by next Friday

>>23604405
>29
>a based amount
>a based investing strategy

>>23604254
>based canada bro

>>23604380
As soon as oil demand comes back all investors are going tone hunting for cheapies, and BORR has the real world value to pull serious investors.

>>23604451
post your proposed calls (strike/expiry)

if trump wins and follows up with console release the short squeeze will be achieved in november

but thats under perfect circumstances

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S PULLING BACK

>>23604301
Nope

Its going to dump

>>23604450
I can't believe I scrolled by before and missed the image in the back window

>>23604419
>no counter-argument
Seething incel.

>>23604421
>Rolls Royce is now literally a penny stock
What the actual fuck happened to this company?

>>23604421
you mean aston martin

>>23604440
My portfolio is almost 20k. It's not a lot but it's big enough for a young guy.

>>23604450
Is that a bag of trash just chilling in his back seat. I'm glad to see I'm not the only degenerate that does that too, although j don't like to share common habits with a pedophile. I need to get that bag of trash out of my car today...

>>23604379
Lemme guess you're the retard betting against 'Murica

>>23604350
God I'm so sick of this dumbass nigga posting this shit DAILY like bro nobody is buying cannabis stocks it's not 2017 you missed the boat by 3 years. Beyond that you're posting shit about Flower one like lol no that saturated ass market will be consolidating and shit like flower one will go bankrupt. There's only room for 1 maybe 2 big players and that will either be CRON, APHA, STZ or TLRY... They have the tobacco company backing and first movers advantage. You're going to be broke buying shit like this so maybe get a job instead of trying to shill that shit here every single thread when clearly fucking 4chan isn't going to save your investment. Call mad money and spew this shit and maybe you'll move the needle 0.01% but even then chillman is going to tell you you're a fucking idiot and your stock will drop even harder

>>23604482
Double nigger

>>23604405
>19
>3.5K
>penny stock gambler

>>23604477
its going to pump

UH OH

>>23604379
Get Cannastocks!

>>23604512
Did you shit your pants?

Fuck my life, I sold yesterday.

>>23604421
>>23604489
What the fuck kind of pattern is this

None of you niggas have balls like me

>>23604438
well it's on them if news drop AH tonight or tomorrow
they've had all day to buy them back after got raped by theta, easy money

wish I could do this too but I can't risk it when my leaf broker charges me like $50 for assignment fees (until I can switch to InteractiveBrokers) never mind the ludicrous commissions on top of that where it'll amount to like $20 per trade for 10 contracts

>>23604113
Race riots have been happening since the 60's at least. If you're going to go back in time to support your source-less figures, then you would have to include all of the riots aimed against police brutality since their inception. All of them. That includes race riots in the 60s, LA riots of 92, Trayvon Martin riots, Michael Brown riots.

I guarantee you, these inflated figures that you're spouting out of your ass don't even compare. And as I've said, the 2 billion related to the Floyd riots doesn't include uninsured damage. This uninsured damage means that it is coming directly out of the pockets of small business owners, and not only that but completely decimating jobs in the areas in which these riots happen. This is in stark contrast to your figures in which the government pays for entirely. The damage from riots are incomparable to payouts from police brutality you absolute mongoloid smoothbrain.

>>23604405
Ill play
>27
>4k
>Cannabro

>>23604419

This is the beginning of a new 6 month bull run

>>23604530
Which broker?

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>>23604405
>32
>$63k
>hold forever

>>23604529
the hell are you doing

>>23604547
Sounds like Questrade

>>23604539
>6 month

I believe you meant 4 years fren

>>23604534
>guarantee you, these inflated figures that you're spouting out of your ass don't even compare
>Dude, I am guaranteeing you these inflation-adjusted figures dont even compare
>Dude, trust me
Love how you didnt address my point of aggregated long term social costs and police budget bloat that needs to be stopped. Why do I even bother debating uneducated retards like you.

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>>23604529
no actually youre just retarded
im honestly curious to know what the fuck you were thinking

>>23604421
>fair value $1.20
Honestly bongs shouldn't even be able to trade stocks or run businesses at that. They are the ugliest people in the world and they fail at everything.

>>23603966
should i start pulling out when my shit goes up and buy the dip or just be a pussy and hold? holding is fucking annyoing and i was right every time i wanted to pull out but im scared ill miss a bull run

>>23604482
Triple nigger.

>>23604113
>paid out more than $500 million on police brutality claims
do you have the data of all the money paid out across all states and locales? considering you are comparing it to a 16yr time series of states and locales. Which leads to another question; What was the total paid out claims from 2001-2017 regarding police brutality from all states and locales?

>>23604405
>32
>250k in cash, 16k in equity
>Panic sells and buys every year for 5% gain.

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who ARGGY here?

>>23604567
You're right, you should leave faggot

>>23604599
The BEST
The BEST
The BEST

>>23604045
Look at this nigga rappin like trash
Talkin bout BORR we know you got no cash
If you really want some money buy some FUSE
SPAC with the track to go n get the jews
Still under trust value so you know it's cheap
Buy some warrants too for you to keep

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>>23604507
The fact that you got so much rage about buying into the Canadian Cannabis Market shows. The stocks you mentioned: all canadian. The stocks I mention are pure based American. Las Vegas money never dwindles. You gotta lurk more fren. I not only have a job, but going living in my apt. going to university. I just only have 3k to play with, and it is all in American based companies that are all titans in their respective markets.

Guys I'm getting really nervous about these election polls... Real Clear Politics has Biden ahead in every poll except Iowa, and Arizona.

>>23604434
that's because they're all in my bookmarks

>>23604468

Amazon is the only one that interests me. The rest have too much antitrust shit going on.

POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO

>>23604526
The Reverse COOOOM

>>23604549
>>23604572
>>23604597
based

>>23604593
>$250k in cash
>at any point in time
Why. Buy a house nigger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT HTE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23604649
Can you imagine buying all those dips? Infinite money

>>23604574
He's just trying to make anons like me a bit richer, that's all.

My power is rising

Good luck everyone! This is only 1/3 of my put orders.

>>23604665
the bull trap
bye

>>23604580
Still seething. Still an incel.

POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO POO POO PEE POO

>>23604539
Wait until the real dip happens and that'll trigger the bull run

>>23604405
30
2m
Preservation/Growth 80/20

Doomp eet

Olga blogs

>>23604640
My dad works Nintendo and says Trump has already been sworn in for a second term

>>23604674
>$200k+
>No 2FA

>>23604640
Aren't you a Biden supporter you dumb tripfag Nigger? Or was that just 4D irony?

Thank you, President Trump!

>>23604684
Nah that was a different guy, ultra omega faggot AIDS nigger

>>23604547
scotia itrade (it's also my chequing account)

I looked into InteractiveBrokers and there are too many requirements I won't be able to meet yet, but im definitely planning to switch ASAP after a couple years

>>23604640
MUH POLLS SAY BIDEN WINS

>>23604666
You need to have a very big nose to be allowed in during those dips, but you'd know about that Satan.

>>23604350
i unironically work for a dispensary and flower one blows our own cultivation out of the water on terms of volume and profit margin. These faggots know what they are doing. however, insider info. the roof on their greenhouse fell in recently with the storm that passed through and they were forced to destroy 10000+ plants because of "contamination" (glass). they wont have any more flower until late nov mid december.

>>23603966
>He included the links
>he waited for 300 posts
>He added some self-deprecating humor
I'm glad the gains have restored your sanity, anon.
Good luck unloading those calls, I'm rooting for you.

>>23604720
If IB doesn't let you go for QT, it's a lot better than all those fees you listed holy shit

>>23604636
"las Vegas money never dwindles"

Literally the city hurt most by COVID, all money dwindling. There's a reason the major players are in Canada doofus and there's a reason that entire industry does nothing but lose money. I didn't buy into any cannabis, Canadian or non, because I'm not a dipshit and I know people won't pay higher prices when their buddy has the same shit for half the price

>>23604708
He also posted this: >>23603997
Half the stuff he says is trolling.

>>23604713
Is he going to print out "good" stock news and put his signature below it again? That shit was hilarious. Might even get him a couple extra votes.

>>23604726
The difference this year is that Trump voters ALSO think it’s in the bag. I’m worried bro’s... They probably tuned in their fraud to perfection this year. I think I need a bangs rn

BROKE BELOW 11400 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 10900 TOMORROW

>>23604731
kek

>>23604575
Not a single one of these is attractive or looks remotely interesting. Yet they'd all turn me down if i hit on them just to see if any would yes. The irony.

>>23604719
>nigg*r
Figures that's all you chuds can come up with.

>>23604113
>$750 million in reparations
Bullish for Nike
>BILLIONS OF DOLLARS in fiery destructions
Bearish for minority owned businesses.
Also, bigger.

>>23603966
>dollar and vix still high
>elections not over
this is an exit pump

>>23604726
Saw a report yesterday that gorillions of mail in ballots have yet to be returned. Biden is suffering from hillary symptom. Democrats are beginning to think it's sure win and they may be too lazy to actually vote

>>23604811
N

>>23604674
what stock?

>>23604790
If they would all turn you down, perhaps it is you who is not attractive or remotely interesting anon?

>>23604765
Even better, you can grow four plants legally per household. I smoke a lot and I get enough off my four plants to keep me high off my ass 24/7

>>23604811
what is a chud

>>23604775
People are sick of Trump, but I bet they're more sick of lockdowns, riots and being banned from Twitter.

>>23604680
Good luck bro.

>>23604811
I

This thread has been reported for spam. CLF shill, I hate you so much. This thread will promptly deleted and the new /smg/ thread will be up shortly. Thanks everyone (except CLF shill).

ngl its kinda cringe to see people so uninformed on politics in here

some people are still disengaged in politics so they just some big rich jew democrat with a 5g phone and 1 million in their robinhood

and hes just like oh ya bidens gonna help the market im gonna wear my mask and take my vaccine

so weird

How do you think it would pan out if I went all in on MSFT and just held my bags for 6 months?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23604811
Chuds was an alright movie for being a shitty low budget 80s horror movie, nigger

>>23604861
youd profit

>>23604811
G

>>23604359
trannies and furries are the true scourge of this board, every time someone asks where they find the time and money to enable their degenerate behavior the answer is always either
>mommy and daddy's money
>stocks and crypto

>>23604775
uh, I don't think that's called Bangs bro

>>23604854
The major problem is reddit tourists. 4chan should be able to scan your browser history and if you visited reddit you should be permabanned.

>>23604850
Stop hating on him he actually he gottten tolerable lately
He actually shills his stock when it goes down unlike other shills

>>23604861
do it no balls

>>23604811
G

>>23604649
LMFAO
It's like a bunch of inverse overnight 13D filings.

>>23604854
Uninformed voters are more dangerous than people who don't vote at all. If you want an example of that then just look at the stupid self-destructive crap Californians vote for

>>23604567
You've failed to provide a source for your dickwad figures. Ironically enough, while accusing me of the same you are literally pulling a
>dude, trust me

You've failed to address that the majority of the riot damage is uninsured and thus unaccounted for in the 2 billion I've sourced.

You've failed to address that uninsured damage comes directly out of the pockets of small business owners.

You've failed to address that when these businesses fail, they provide less jobs in the surrounding areas. If you weren't retarded you would actually notice that lack of economic opportunity, due to job scarcity caused directly by riots, correlates with directly with crime and an increase in crime leads to, guess what, police brutality.

You've failed to address that police-brutality riots have been going on for decades and the overall damage is astronomical.

>>23604760
i definitely regret it, i must have spent like almost $200 in commission this year so far. Probably wouldnt have to deal with Norbert's gambit either since I hear IB has very reasonable rates

I thought I wouldn't be doing that many trades anyways in a TFSA but then this year was a bit crazy

>>23604765
I could go on and on about the difference between the American Market and the Canadian/International Market. I'm not trying to convince you to buy stocks, more so, showing the lurkers why they should invest. The major players are not in Canada; Trulieve, GreenThumb Industries, Innovative Industrial Properties, Curaleaf, Planet 13. All American based. The difference between your friends dirt weed and a professional retailer are: Quality and Convience. I know the local dispensary, is always on time, weight, and all the variety I want. The fact you are so ignorant about the product you smear and don't know the true potential of a cash crop is woefully underrated. At the end of the day though, you are right. You didn't invest because you are not a 'dipshit'.

>>23604900
Newfag.

>>23604902
for even mentioning and knowing what that site is, sound like you need to be banned

>>23604567
>10 is bigger than 7.5
Love how you didnt address my point of aggregated long term social costs

>>23604930
If you're just buying and selling get WS, and then use a different broker for options

>>23604900
dude it's 100% called Bangs
were you not taught cursive?
>this is the American education system

So as a newfag, my portfolio at the moment totals around 1K. I've read that there's no point diversifying when my funds are this low? I'm otherwise floating on plenty of money in my other accounts so all new income I get can go straight to the investments. What are the safest options then for the 5-10 year period? (I already have several retirement funds set up)

>>23604821
>Democrat States allow niggers to riot
>Black businesses destroyed or go bust from insurance premiums
>Black poverty ensured for another generation
>Poverty correlates strongly with voting Democrat
So simple, yet so effective. Machiavelli would be proud of the Dems :')

SOUR HOUR BEGINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23604933
>not from BC
>thinks he knows good weed
Stick to your watered down piss beer fatty

>>23603966

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23604828
I heard a majority of Shy Trump voters actually registered democrat and sent their votes in early.

>>23604866
Checked and agreed. CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD was funny but the concept had devolved into a generic zombie comedy.

>>23604934
wut

>>23604956
that's a "Q" man not G

I'm the biggest retard ever

>>23604911
>>23604887
>>23604866
>>23604846
>>23604829
Cis-scum the lot of you.

>>23604930
>nearly 100 trades
god i hope you made money in major excess of the index

Just double downed with Bobo. Cheap Puts. Everyone falling into the FOMO bull trap for earnings.

>>23604054
Sorry, Robert. It's power crab until next week.

>>23604929
Why are you here, you're not going to convince anyone, you're an annoying cunt, anyone with a brain knows niggers are a societal drain, our founding fathers should have picked their own cotton instead of being lazy like niggers

>>23604973

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23604775
I could really go for a bang’s rootbeer right now

>>23604991
>Cheap Puts
the VIX is 36, are you sure you're aware of how this game is played?

>>23604961
>insurance premiums
That's my favorite part, is the riots are going to turn the areas into perma-ghettos and they caused it themselves. I honestly hope the people in those neighborhoods starve

>>23604659
I don't have enough regular income for regular payments.

>>23604959
>Safest options:
BST
ARKK
VOO
>More risk, but larger returns:
NIO
CLF
XPEV
TAN
>a LOT of risk, but large returns:
NAK

>>23604967
Woah bruh, feeling some major negative vibes coming through the interwebs. I know good weed because the medically grown shit is the best shit. I'm in a medical state, sorry the canucks have an oversaturated market with no line of major distribution.

>>23604999
Incredibly based and checked

>>23604991
>500 for what is a stoploss/exit strat
fucking bobos, here's your (you)

>>23604980
That’s retarded bro. A Q is always followed by a U

>>23605008
It's the systemic racism.

>>23604659
For reasons I can't understand, houses in my area (Washington state) have gone up in value faster than any other area in the country over the last year. Why anyone would move here is beyond me. Stay away. Don't move here.

>>23604765
good post on vegas.

sands corp is selling their properties to focus on asian market, they say the US market is dwindling. vegas has the highest unemployment is the country right now.

Vegas is fucked until the Coof hysteria is gone and airlines come back. they need people flying in. the locals and daytrip from surrounding states crowd is not nearly enough to keep the doors open. Wynn is next to face trouble, MGM has enough cash to last another year before things get ugly

Fucking faggot amazon can't deliver a package on time if their fucking life depended on it.

>>23604988
no, $5 to $10 per trade is pretty commonplace in Cucknada

>>23605052
are those diapers? wtf

>>23605015
>medically grown
Wtf does that even mean? I posit you don’t know shit about shit. Prove me wrong

>>23604765
I've been to Vegas last month and it was filled with niggers fighting with each other. It was really tragic what I saw. I've never seen anything like it

me so horny

>>23605052
At the height of the toilet paper crisis amazon totally phoned it in. What’s the point of amazon if the thing you need the most is somehow unavailable in their giant supply chain. For the first time in my life I used Walmart’s delivery service cus they had toilet paper. This is why one of my biggest positions is wmt

>NFLX

WHAT THE FUCK WA STHAT

>>23605007
?

anyone just see that 250K sold on SPY?

>>23605052
>tfw if my package doesnt turn up today then i dont have a halloween costume

also amazon told me it was coming from a local seller, the tracking info had it in fuckin dubai

>>23605086
The public forgot about Cuties

>>23605086
Cuties 2 was just announced

>>23605070
No they are adhesive pads you put in the armpit of your shirt to prevent sweat circles and deodorant stains. I have hyperhidrosis so I'm a disgusting sweaty pig.

>50% AMZN
>50% SQQQ
>both down like 10%
fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Guys check this out:
https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/20/10/b18114298/fasenra-eliminated-oral-corticosteroid-use-in-a-majority-of-ocs-dependent-patients-with-asthma-in-

>62% of patients stopped OCS use in largest ever steroid sparing trial in severe asthma
>High-level results from the PONENTE Phase IIIb open-label trial showed FASENRA® (benralizumab) eliminated the use of maintenance oral corticosteroids (OCS) in OCS-dependent asthma patients with a broad range of blood eosinophil counts.
>Severe asthma is an often debilitating condition affecting approximately 34 million people worldwide.1,2 More than one-third of these patients currently use chronic or intermittent OCS on top of other therapies to control their symptoms and exacerbations.3 However, frequent or chronic OCS use can lead to serious adverse effects.4-6

Has anyone invested in AstraZeneca/biopharma before?

>>23605101
yeah i saw that 250k buy on SPY

What I love is that the chudposter Kris arguing that payouts for police brutality are too high, without noticing that the obvious solution is to stop paying niggers for getting themselves shot.

>>23605103
>>23605104
How am I supposed to leave this place when you guys are so funny

>>23605103
kek

>>23604999
nigger we share the same pov

>>23605104
Is this the one about boys that are taking hormones and transitioning into cuties?

>>23605086
Lockdown imminent so they added more shows to consoom while at home

>>23605038
my brother sold a single story, three bedroom house with no garage and a 30 degree steep driveway for over half a million dollars. You can trade shit for gold in Washington

>>23605008
>>23605036
The history of Black America since the Civil Rights Movement is basically Democrats tricking Blacks into punching their own faces and convincing them it's the fists of White Republicans.

>>23605126
i don't know bro, bee urself i guess?

>>23605133
yes i'm guessing you'll want the directors cut

>>23604959
>safest options then for the 5-10 year period
VTI

>NFLX
NFLX
>NFLX
>NFLX
NFLX
>NFLX
NFLX
>NFLX
NFLX
>NFLX
NFLX
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23605038
>Microsoft headquarters
>Amazon headquarters
"Why are house prices rising around me?? It makes no sense!!"
kek

Dead cat bounce?

>>23605157

What apps you guys use for stocks and crypto?

>>23605157
>>23605167
https://www.theverge.com/2020/10/29/21540346/netflix-price-increase-united-states-standard-premium-content-product-features

>>23605141
that would be worth a $1.5 Just a few hours north in leaf land

>>23605173
The poo poo pee poo one

>>23605121
Why did you share this

another year Tootsie Roll delays earnings 1 week

>>23605086
What the fuck

>>23605153
Is it directed by Kevin Spacey?

>>23604900
I havent drank a bangs since i was a kid if at all

>>23603966
Someone better call an Ambulance, but not for me.

BRO, I literally just bought NFLX this morning at $482 because It looked like it was at the valley and ready to rebound, but I did NOT expect this!

>>23605086
they increased subscription prices.

>>23605162
Shh that's a myth. All we do is drink coffee and smoke weed with bigfoot here. Nothing to see here.

>>23604828
>Democrats are beginning to think it's sure win
I have tried to assess the situation from their point if view and I can't figure it out. Some of their actions indicated they knew the riots weren't creating the anti Trump sentiment they had hoped. But then they neglect to campaign to try to repair the damage. Maybe they filled their campaign strategy team with a bunch of yes men because they don't like to hear dissenting opinion? I can understand hillary thinking she had it sewn up easily but not Biden.

>>23605199
Yeah dude highs not seen since a week ago.
5% gains. Biggest mistake of your life, might as well cash out and DCA into bonds at this point.

>>23605141
I bought a 3000sq ft house in TX (4bd 5bth) for less than 200k
Big backyard too
Working from home is great y'all

Is it a bad idea to sell tqqq cash secured puts? How does the IV affect selling weeklys. Theta is good for selling, correct?

>>23605073
Well anon there is the weed grown in the fields behind uncle jebs shack. The baggie with stems, seeds, etc. Then there is medical grade cannabis. State certified, medical professionals review and approve said bud, in special facilities. There is cultivation facility, labs, then manufacturing, finally the retail. Here is something that your next door neighbor's best friend cant give you:
https://www.trulieve.com/dispensaries/

>>23605157
bought at $483

FUCK YOU NASDUMP WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23605052
Pretty annoying desu. Had something delayed for like a week and a half even with free shipping. Have gotten more broken items now then i did 5 years ago too. Really annoying when building a pc, buying a video game, or food that ends up being slashed out of the box while somehow being in a box already (what the heck hows this even happen!?)

>>23605262
Some insiders just made bank right now

$GME has announced they will be buying blockbuster licensing for $50,000

They will be launching 3 new blockbuster stores

>>23605267
easy money generation but you won't really benefit from tqqq's upgaps. I'd sell close to the money

>>23605108
seriously
please crash
just a little bit

>>23604980
it clearly is called BANGS

>>23605267
theta is the price change you can expect per day all things remaining the same, so -.5 tehta means tomorrow contract will be worth 50 cents less.

>>23605295
Insiders can't play a 5% daily spike.
Personally I like not having to file SEC forms all the time.

>>23605252
Biden is literally a Trump puppet. Trump has paid off the Biden team via Chinese and Russian intermediaries. The swamp is so deep and so dirty, you wouldn't even believe.

>>23605252
I've simply come to the conclusion that dems are retarded.

>>23605286
Here's a pity (you). Never selling.

>>23604405
>22
>30k
>high-stakes option gambling with small amounts (100-200)

>>23604900
>>23604980
clearly an n

Where are all of the doomsaying faggots from yesterday?

>>23605310
I’m 25 and think about my gf from age 16-19 every day.

>>23605301
bullish for gme

>>23605333
checked. qqq and tqqq both 400 eoy

>>23605267
Not a terrible plan. Cash + premiums might not keep up with the growth, though, so you'll get priced out of your position over time.

WHY TF ISN'T VIX TAKING OFF?

>NFLX
WHAT THE FUCK

>>23605322
So theta isn't that big of a deal selling weeklys, then really all you have to watch out for with tqqq is a leveraged dump??

>>23605206
Poor Kevin still can't work. He's got a few years to go until he can get small parts again unless some ballsy director with pull wants him for a literal masterpiece.
It's actually a toss-up whether the media forgives him or goes full-on pushing the abolition of the age of consent first.

>EBAY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23605355
Even turning around and selling the covered calls?

>>23605345
mine is married now

>>23605327
The calls went from 17 dollars to 800 dollars instantly.

>>23605362
Theta decay is how you're making money.

Someone make a new thread. This one's dead

>>23605390
Ok then I am understanding this correctly

>>23605378
if you hold 100 tqqq and sell OTM calls that never get assigned you just get free money on top of growth
but if youre dumb and sell ATM tqqq calls and get assigned then wheel around and sell ATM tqqq puts you will just be buying higher over time

KNEEPAD make a new thread you slut and step on my testicles in high heels please

Tempted to buy back in after panic selling yesterday. Is GME still good to go or do you think it will dip more?

>>23605432
>>23605432
>>23605432
>>23605432
>>23605432

What does this GME straight line mean?

>>23604980
Bro are you retarded? I mean I've never heard of this brand before, probably only served in areas with lots of niggers or something, but it's clearly Bang's.

>>23605164
Yea sure, whatever you say retard.

holy crap i sold tqqq for 123 yester day Im a dumbass aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>23605426
You're like those faggot male mc korean characters in manhwa.

>>23605435
you sold. its over. move on to a new stock.
I needed to move on too, Mary I miss you

Contested election will fuck the stock market next week. It's bobo time my frens.

>>23604405
>22
>200 LINK (net worth shouldn’t be measured in federal reserve notes)
>schizo gambler (high stakes)
>Only using stock games for more LINK
I’m in GME OtM calls, and LINK

>>23605378
That's only if you get assigned. What I mean is:
>Have $10,000, TQQQ at $120
>Sell 100p, earn +$100 premium (example)
>TQQQ goes up to $140
>"Sweet! Not assigned, got my free money!"
>Now have $10,100
>Can only afford to write 101p
>Lower premium because now that's $40 otm
>TQQQ goes up again
>Premium collected each cycle gets lower and lower
>Etc

>>23605388
Jesus, point taken.

>>23605507
I'm ready for the cheapies

>>23605106

They have an injection to cure that hyperhydrosis stuff. I think its a silicon injection from what I read.

It would be cheaper to take care of it than keep buying that stuff indefinitely. You can then use the extra cash on meme stonks, fren

>>23605014
Bruh, nak is under 1$, drop in 100$ and forget it.
Worst case you lose 100$, best case you wake up one day with 1000$. Wheres the risk

>>23604281
bought AMZN at $3190 today and sold at $3244
I can take the rest of the week off.

>>23604405
>30
>$560,000
>buy low sell high