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Doomsaying faggots BTFO
Golden Bull is BACK

My UVXY 22.5 calls expire tomorrow. Do I hold through the night?

Digits and I go all in GME at market price on leverage

>>23605447
based

>>23605457
reroll

>>23605445
retard

>mfw I'm trying to eat lunch and a commercial about donating to help kids with cleft lips comes on
It's like a 2 minute commercial too

>>23605457
reroll

ive got a plan to salvage my uxvy bags.
next week will still have people uncertain so how about selling covered calls for the price i bought them, hoping they get exercised and someone takes my shares?

ACCUMULATE NFLX, CLF, and SILVER!

>>23605457
Digits and I never sell GME

>>23605461
He sold the dip

the "stimulus is coming this time i swear" pump is already wearing off?

>>23605432
Should I drop a few hundo on MVIS?

when are APPL earnings

>>23605464
>he doesn't stream/watch yt ad free
>he owns a television
boomer die. i haven't seen a single ad in like 3 years

Tempted to buy back in after panic selling yesterday. Is GME still good to go or do you guys reckon it will dip more?

>NIO
damn. Shouldve longed that instead of shitty WKHS and DPHC

>>23605464
change the channel?

PLTR

digit for aftermarket/pre
even = pump
odd = dump

>>23605482
Rollin for digits

>>23605499
Even worse I'm watching on digital antenna kek

NIO, can you pls pull back to $30 so I can buy more?
Pretty pls?

>>23605432
Crab days are the worst. I should've known after a dump yesterday that it was going to crab like this

Who the fuck is buying right now?

>>23605482
Never sell GME

>>23605467
thanks anon, beat me to it

>>23605498
this is the "big tech earnings are in 45 minutes" pump
sell your calls or die to IV

Going All in on Clown noses and comically oversized footwear.

What's the best stock to own for when Trump wins the election?

>>23605502
I'm here for five minutes and I've already read 4 retarded posts in a row. See you later sis's

>>23605457
rolling

>>23605513
Digits =
Trump wins 2 more terms
Diamond-bu run

>>23605457
Just do it faggot

>>23605532
$XLE
$PLTR

>Juul Labs (JUUL) lowered its valuation to about $10B after being valued at around $38B just two years ago when Altria (MO +1.2%) took a 35% stake

LMAO

at least non of us are as bad as MO at investing

>>23605457
Digits and it'll tank to $8 again

>>23605502
Cant have baby hands for GME bro

MVIS 11/20 3.00C

>>23605533
basado

i woke up to NOK almost 18% down, fuck bros.

>>23605513
top is called. sell your shit niggers.

Why can't I get any god damned good advice on what to do with my UVXY calls?

>>23605532
if trump wins and then consoles and some news all happen at once it would be the perfect short squeeze of all time setup

>>23605457
Digits and we moon tomorrow

please crash

I'm eating good though faggot OP

Bruh it hurts when you forget to make a put before something happens. This was from yesterday to remind me in the morning

>>23605567
Un ironically sell and never again bet against America you Commie fag

>>23605582
let me know when you can sell those calls bucko :^)

>>23605564
I'm confused. Why did any of you think nokia was a good investment. It's been a dead company for years and only sells hand me down phones to 3rd world countries.

>>23605582
ok now sell them all

>OHNONONONONONONONONONO

So why don't the perma bulls and perma bears ever post their all in portfolio on calls or puts?

It's so tiresome listening to them especially when it is likely the same people flipping back and forth.

Cant even get a good financial opinion as they'll like inject one thing or the other and downplay the opposite.

>>23605552
DIAMOND RUN REROLLLLL

>>23605567
I lost $243 in UVXY today because I had the IDEA THAT IT WOULD TANK EVEN MORE EVEN WHE I MADE PROFIT. MY ADVICE IS HOLD IT BECAUSE TOMORROW WILL BE A SELL OFF BECAUSE OF EARNINGS. JUST STAY STRONG FOR NOW BECAUSE EVERYONE EXPECTS A CRASH

>>23605589
I would have netted around 160%

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

bottomed out or a bull trap? either way, i buy the dips

>>23605582
please stop spamming screenshots

maybe make some clf memes? do anything else.

>>23605624
this level of cope assures me that, yes, stocks will keep climbing higher as they always do and always have done.

All these rollposts at the end of the day, maybe I should buy UVXY.

>>23605552
pls gib digits

>>23605561
Found that out the hard way yesterday. I bought back in but kept cash in hand for a dip.

REMINDER I would heem every single last """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""person"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" itt

I bought AAPL calls.

>gme dumped and NIO pumped

Im financially ruined.

>>23605615
Perma bulls don't ever claim that they are all in on calls. Perma bears don't ever claim that they are all in on puts.

>>23605641
nice cope

NIO BROS REPORT IN

>>23605552
ralling

>>23605552
digits and trump serves a second term and then mike pence serves 2 terms as president and then after him i run for 2 terms of president and bring about the space travel revolution that sends gme and tesla to +100000% valuations

>>23605655
only manlets make posts like these

I suspect tomorrow will be either hard green or hard red and it's likely going to be because of tech earnings. Dont expect much from Apple but expectations seem high. As for amazon idk they look to expensive for my tastes so unless they do a split it becomes a thing where their price is likely dictated by bots who are scalping off each other.

i'm ungodly terrible at this fuck i'm just going to DCA in spy or something
it's over for me

>>23605669
do you want me to spam screenshots also?

should we all do that?

>>23605644
ITS NOT COPE. IM NOT A PERMABEAR EITHER BUT FOR THE PAST WEEKS ITS BEEN DUMPS AND CRABS AND CRUMPS AND CRABS. I MADE PROFIT OFF OF IT BUT LOST IT TODAY BECAUSE IT WAS A CRAB DAY. ITS ALMOST GUARANTEED THAT EVERY INVESTOR EXPECTS THE MARKET TO TANK AT THIS POINT

>>23605552
Biden will win.

>>23605689
5'9 bud i ain't no manlet

>>23605703
No.

Earnings Gambling List I am doing, these are meant as trade ideas do whatever you want.

X CREDIT SPREAD SELL 9.5C .84 BUY 10C .57
ATVI NOV27 100C .33
ETH 100SHARES
SKX CALENDAR SELL OCT30 35C/BUY NOV6 35C .6 (feel like sketchers is a 40 dollar stock but need to sell the IV and reduce risk)
CVNA SELL PUT SPREAD 195/192.5 OCT30 1.4
BUY WW 100SHARES SELL 23.5CALL FOR .95
SBUX 93CALL OCT30 LOTTO .4 (I seriously think this can 5% tomorrow)
HEXO 100shares
TWTR SELL OCT30 60C 1.27 credit (this is batshit insane but I am sure this is not doing SNAP money)
Bought my AAPL 126c lotto already, sold them to make a few free

Don't like Google or Facebook right now, I should buy 300C FB I have a little time left not sure. X I see as just too high IV. Carvana is underrated.

we're going to dump after hours

>>23605655
heembro! how was school? Did you make new friends? Learn anything new?

>>23605703
Trump going to absolutely cheat his tits off and force a win through the supreme court.

>>23605702
>MAYBE IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ME

>>23605703
Win what exactly ?

>>23605552
biden will be consumed by ants, Trump wins by landslide (gets PA, TX, FL, AZ, MI, WS)

>>23605703
Biden will win if I get quads otherwise he losses 49 states

>>23605707

>>23605432
Bros. I'm holding AMD puts. Should I sell or hope for drop? I'm $2 OTM right now.

>>23605707
>5'9
>Not a manlet

>>23605722
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

>>23605552
Trump is going to lose in a landslide

Trump won't win because the election will be canceled after the pedo cabal is all arrested this weekend, Trump will become Emperor instead.
Q

>>23605703
Failed attempt

>>23605731
The presidency with these dubs.

Didn't sell UVXY early enough but still made a profit this morning. Just bought back in lower, waiting to see if GME and TQQQ dip lower tomorrow.

Make sure you get some fresh air anons, it will help you make good trading decisions.

>>23605748
According to the Geneva convention 5'9 is NOT manlet status

Why the fuck did I buy DKNG tho

>Very good video showing more realistic election projections:
https://youtu.be/ilw8-4_Ch1k
>follow the money

FUCK YOU DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT DUMP IN THE LAST HOUR YOU FUCKING NIGGER INDICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23605707
>muh 5'9
you're exactly 5'7 without shoes, fucking micro human you might as well be a child

>>23605552
Trump wins a second term.

>>23605725
>cheat
No.
>Force a win through
Yes.

>>23605665
Yeah i know but their behavior is 100% confidence so youd think they would otherwise why are they telling me to go all in or get all out? Unless of course most of them are sub 5 figures and think themselves to be experts at which point why are they here if theyre rich (i sure wouldnt be, if i get rich id probably post my port a few times and get off)

I've made some dumb trading mistakes over my short time doing this. But I've done some smart ones to. Buying during the march epic dump and adding to my total market fund Tuesday and yesterday counts as smart. Now if only I dumped the whole load into my total market fund yesterday instead of putting some on that gamble play...

>>23605771
>DKNG
Why did you invest in quasi gambling? especially when sports aren't hype. Except that world series. That was one hell of a world series

dubs and I sell my UAVS baggies

>>23605700
soon every succumbs

>>23605771

>>23605761
>>23605762
Yep. The (you)'s are what I'm after though.
>>23605744
Rolling.

>>23605782
You have to take away the trip too, Bags.

>>23605781
guess what kid you are purchasing yourself a one way ticket to heem town

>>23605776
Canna bro here. Im actually up 2 percent and climbing. power hour co0o0o0o0o0o0o0m

>>23605728
Kek I had that on accident. It's kinda hard browsing an anime imageboard at your liberal workplace. Even worse is the fact that the server tracks which computer has the N-word in it so I gotta be careful about that

>>23605722
Potentially this pump is likely fueled by tech. Remember when people were blaming the dump on apple and tesla?

>>23605707
>The heem poster is a manlet
What a surprise

>>23605768
Can you explain why UVXY would drop now of all times and not rise? After a day like today, wouldn't the puts increase, especially going into tomorrow, the weekend before the election?

>>23605770
The good news is you are the perfect height to become a cutie trap. Start taking hormones please.

>>23605832
at least I can hit a 4pl8 deadlift, nerd

>>23605707
>5'9
>not a manlet

>>23605744
Half of this shit looks gay. It was probably written by some edgy 22 year incel who was sexually frustrated.

>>23605785
All those spelling errors....im not fixing it. Its a pain typing on phone.

i can't mow my lawn rn because there's nothing to mow (le autumn season) so here's the haiku:

I open my shed
Fractional horsepower time
Sippin monsters bro

>>23605841
It's clown market mode. It dumps then slowly crabs up and then dumps again. Don't sell your UVXY because tomorrow there will be a big sell-off and Monday might be the crash depending on what happens in the weekend

>>23605879
powerful

>O P T T
>P
>T
>T

>>23605457
We're gonna make it. I promise.

>>23605744
rolling

post some investing protips

>never trust an Australian CEO
>never invest in oil

>he missed the bottom
>again
>for the *nth time

>>23605879
based boomer poster

*flick*
Alexa pull up the 1 minute charts for AAPL, AMZN, and FB.
Now set an alert that plays a cash register ringing when my margin reaches 200% of my current account value.
Finally, call Mumu up for a face to face video conference at 4pm sharp.

>>23605744
Look at how many of the items on that list involve buying shit. Consumerism is so deeply entrenched in your psyche you consider it fundamental to your manhood.

>>23605864
what kinda watch you gonna get bro?

>>23605864
Oh shit, I'm actually getting my gookfu a rolex this holiday season.

>>23605888
My 22.5 calls expire tomorrow..

>>23605700
Tomorrow is gonna be red as fuck, right?

>>23605914
kek you beat me to it, I had it all typed out and everything
>Alexa, pull up Amazon chart, 1 minute
>Alexa, zoom in real close
>Alexa, play https://youtu.be/Q3Kvu6Kgp88

>>23605744
rolling

>>23605850
Good for you little man, back when my gym was open I could do 485. Go post on /fit/, people might actually be impressed with your lifts there.

>>23605744
Rolling for God.

>>23605920
Buy a real one and return it and keep the receipt and get a chink knockoff. Noobwatches is the one that does it really well

>>23605907
>never trust an australian ceo
You could have just said, never trust the Chinese.

>>23605914
>>23605947
what, reverse head and shoulders? i dont know TA at all. what do your elf eyes see, legolas?

alexa play ram ranch

>>23605941
without a doubt

buy low
it goes lower
buy low
it becomes a penny stock
buy low
it delists

>>23605744

wheres the one where i retreat into my pc playing video games after a good week of neet trading?

>>23605744
Rolling for my dignity back. I may have lost $335 today but at least I will have my dignity back

>>23605927
>>23605888
Tell me, still a wise decision? We are heading down bigly now..

wefwefwef

>>23605954
>485

sure bud, i'm sensing 400 tops with straps and a belt

lol GME is not allowed to end green ever again

>>23605964
why would I pay $500 for a knockoff? and not get a $100 amazon watch that looks nice.

>>23605991
My neighbour has an alexa and i can hear it through the wall. It talks to itself when he is not home.

>>23605987
Just waiting for earnings anon (they come out at 4:00)

>>23605850
And your fat on top of that

>>23605841
UVXY has a tendency to sort of act like an inverse SPY etf. Even though it's based on option prices, the majority of funds and market participants are bulls, so implied volatility resulting from trader activity is going to increase more often when the market goes down. One source said that roughly 80% of the time it will go down when SPY goes up.

>>23605954
I don't know how directing that anon to a gay sex board is going to help anything.

>>23606008
you didnt bet against america....did you anon?

>>23605993
This will not age well.

>>23605954
got back to /fit/ and post about >tfw no gf and zyzz memes and scooby skateboard squats

>>23606068
i hope you're right because i bought the top today

>>23606055
>It talks to itself when he is not home

>I sold 11/13 30c on NIO during the Tuesday pump

Fuck you covered calls guy

>>23606008
The digits don't lie. Today it went up a little because of earnings. It'll be expected to drop tomorrow since it only crabbed. The pump was kinda weak. Only 200+ Dow points but it dumps even heavier, so we will earn UVXY money tomorrow. There's no way the markets will pump

>>23605997
Oh baby i had that happen once. With options tho when i was tricked by smg to buy DF.

Anyone got a pic of the wojak wearing a DF hat?

>>23606048
WHY THE FUCK WONT MY OPTION BUYS GO THROUGH????? ITS HIGHER THAN THE ASK DOES NO ONE LIKE MY MONEY?

>>23605744
Eat shit Market. I want red tomorrow. Roll

Blood red tomorrow?

>>23606085
Anon..I...

>>23606090
youll most likely be able to close at a profit some time before that expiration

>NIO

>>23606024
Cope. I'd post the form video on youtube, but I rather not dox myself. I don't even own straps. I do use a belt whenever I go above 4pl8 though.

>>23605964
I can't do that. My jeweler and I go to the same synagogue.

BLOOD RED CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23606103
Fuck reroll. I don't drink beer.

>>23606100
You're not worthy of holding them, even with dubs

>>23606097
You really think my 22.5 calls will be safe??

Someone explain why should I spend $500 on a fake rollie?

Green as Irish cock close, checkem.

Now just got to get comfy and calm the pre-earnings jitters with some relaxing music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMfP6qUSBo

>>23606135
i think not, i got assigned literally as you checked my dubs. thanks anon

>>23605521
How is today a crab day? Index all up over 1%

>>23606149
>spending more than 60 or 70 on a watch

cmon man

sold 2 calls for 22.50 for next friday. if UVXY goes over that, will my shares get sold for 22.50 and taken? hope so.

Holy shit I'm such a faggot wtf

Wtf going on with Nio? Should have bought even more of that shit when it was 26$

>>23606103
>those cankles
Gross

>>23606149
watch the riff raff that is drawn to you while wearing a fake rollie. or even a real one for that matter. i only wear a smart watch, with a cheap ass band. women check shoes and watches to chase men btw. the last thing you need/want is a bunch of thirsty roasties trying to drain your folio

who else bought the zoom dip

>>23606133
Lmao. Guess who just signed up to volunteer for Help For Heroes...

trump wins> market rallys including gme > new consoles come out > 25$ gme triggers the squeeze to 97$ gme

>biden wins > it holds up the market and everything tanks and no news can help anything squeeze never happens gme stays at 10$ for 3 years till it fails

>>23606181
FUCK CHINA

>>23606149
i have a fake plastic one. its fun to wear so for the hell of it. i tell anyone that its fake after i see if they believe its real.

>domp eet

jesus fucking christ what a piece of shit

Surely no one is holding over night after this fake earnings pump and dump, right?

>>23606181
its a meme stock so it moves to move

>>23606148
>>23606167
They will. Look at the Dow Jones pattern. It dumped, had a crab day, dumped again yesterday, and today was not really a pump. +1% is more than what it lost. Look at the articles being written now about market crashes. Everyone is expecting a crash at this point. Tomorrow is gonna be a red day not because it'll crash but because there will be a massive sell-off due to the earnings reports. People don't want to hold in uncertain times

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

hoyl fuck what was that

>>23606187
I may get one to slay roasties at the casino

>>23606211
I have a plain $20 silver amazon watch

Last second dump....what was that all about?

>>23606202
the funny part is everyone knows new consoles are coming out. but its posted like an unknown catalyst.

>APPL dumped $2 at close
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh insider trading?????

>>23606200
Those pants are too tight, if she bent over they could split open at the seam and her behind would be exposed to everybody behind her.

Oh nice, PCG actually recovered a little bit at some point while I was sleeping, maybe those calls I got shilled won't be worthless after all

>>23606222
I'm holding SQQQ calls

is there a discord for /smg/?

CRASH AND FUCKING BURN. I HOPE BIG TECH DROPS INTO FUCKING OBLIVION AND THOSE FILTHY KIKES LOSE BILLIONS OVER NIGHT. FUCK YOU FUCKING MONGRELS. LMFAO

the poomp is done already?

i didnt sell my AAPL calls, not getting bogged on this one either way

>Amazon earnings beat
>33.1% quarter growth
>bear market over

>>23606200
more cankles

ITT: babby's first earnings day

>EOD dump followed by immediate after hours gap up

Weak handed faggots got burned

>>23606240
it's more about Q3 and what guidance they will give for Q4 with console release

it is very much an unknown catalyst

AMZN to the moon

My day ended with a port gain of 2.21%. How did the rest you guys go? I hope you didn't just sit around screaming about lows all day!

>>23606233
people know what is coming tomorrow. tech earnings FOMO isn't going to be there to keep stonks up tomorrow. CRASH AND BURN.

>>23606168
>Spending more than $0 on manjewlery
>Pretending your phone doesn't tell time
NGMI gonna make it.

bros is this a covered call or did i somehow buy a call. I went to option chain and made a sell to open order of two calls for 22.50.

>>23606258
yea just send me a PM I'll invite you
bigfaggot#42069

>>23606296
>he missed the mid morning spike
ngmi

>>23606303
thats a covered call, you can tell because of the quantity = -2. if it were a call order it would just be 2

>>23606303
thats a covered call (Short call, Long stock).

>GOOGL
wow

>>23606296
Its going to dump

>>23606279
Bro. Don't tell me you wouldn't mindlessly inseminate both.

3 more Market days until Trump wins, tweets the words "we will work on stimulus", and this retarded market goes back to normal.
GME's Microsoft deal only is worth $15 a share and its at $12ish overall.
This is such a fucken clown world.

Decent but nervewracking day for Ruger. Earnings beat yesterday. Gap up 4.7%, instantly sell the entire gap in the first 15, climb back to just shy of open for the close. Holding.

>>23606303
That's a covered call anon. It shows -2 because you sold to open.

If you buy a call and buy to open, the qty will show 2.

>>23606303
Yes

PUMP MVIS

HOW ARE THESE FUCKING NIGGERS THAT CAN'T SELL FUCKING FUCKALL ADS IN A FUCKING PANDEMIC AND FACING A FUCKING ANTI TRUST DOING THIS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MASSIVE AMAZON MISS
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>23605800
Probably because the industry is supposed to quadruple by 2025.

Alexa close the FB tab immediately, put AMZN on the big screen, and let's see what's going on with GOOG.
AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!

>>23606259
BETTER YET. I HOPE YOU FILTHY MONGREL FUCKING KIKE DOGS THROW UP REPETITIVELY WHILE YOU KNOW AND UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU LMFAO LOSER DOGS. CRASH AND FUCKING BURN. YOU WANNA PLAY GOD? H-H-here we go! Your champion is risen. Watch and learn lads.

Not that anyone cares
But $AMZN has gone absolutely psycho AH.
Grab some popcorn and watch the algo show.
I’m 10 shares in and in 6 minutes it’s flown up and down 3 bases points lol

>>23606301
>not having an innately tuned sense of time
ngmi ngl

>>23606372
you ok anon?

I bet you fuckers that algos are so retarded that if Trump just tweeted "STIMULUS" and nothing else, stocks would spike 5% overall.

>>23606299
Bro. I bought puts premarket AMD. I'm pretty much on life support rn.

Today I made a limit order for 10 contract options. I got a notification that my order was partially executed and only 5 were sold. Why is it after this happened I see other orders being filled for the same amount im trying to get mine filled? Shouldnt I be in the front of the line since part of my order was already complete?

>mfw googl +13%
>mfw fb +10%
>mfw fngu +13%

>>23606292
i dont really care about gme or consoles but im sure 1,000 estimates have already been made on sales figures. gme's share of them. etc.

For half a century, Joe Biden has been outsourcing your jobs, opening your borders, and sacrificing American blood and treasure in endless foreign wars. Joe Biden is a corrupt politician—If Biden Wins, China Wins. When We Win, Florida Wins—and America Wins!

>>23606374
it's basis points, and they are 1/100 of a %

Hold me bros, I'm scared...

>forgot to cancel my TQQQ market sell on the close order
sad!

One nothing wrong with me

FB going red

>>23606430
Bet on China and America. Then adjust the day after election. This isn't a dog whistle, it's a fog horn.

>>23606435
Apologies
I’m drunk
Meant percentage points
Professor

>>23606435
I want to ___ maiden marian

How the fuck is twitter pumping when they are in the middle of an anti-trust investigation and ted cruz made jack look like a bitch on live television?

Alexa pull FB back up on the big screen and zoom in on AAPL now. We're going for the trifecta.
>>23605947
Evening sir.

>>23606430
>>23606460
Here's your (You)

too many monkeys making money off NIO, I'm betting on a correction

>>23606430
Fuck Florida. If Florida wins, America loses. You got Miami on fire and washington is trying to read the smoke stacks as messages.

wew feel a lot better selling those calls

based google

>>23606472
pumping my balls more like lmao

>>23605744
rolling for GME

>>23606467
I want to force maiden marian to eat all the eggs.

>>23605744
rehgedfbh

>>23606503
Lmao

earnings are good

UVXY continues to rise during AH

what does this mean

>>23605888
In the end, I was right about the massive sell-off. The digits don't lie

You know how some fuckers find wads of money in like walls and shit? Why can't shit like that happen to me?... Or hell just laying in the damn road. Some bastard just found a suitcase in the road stuffed with green... Fuck.

>>23606503
Oh good, I'm glad they got rug pulled.

>>23605552
digits and Biden wins & white become extinct in 20 years.

i guess bear market is back on the menu boyz

Damn even my shitty Norwegian and Carnival gained 5% today, after dropping 10% yesterday

>>23606509
>Hold the door for a lady

Ambitious

Here it comes. Let’s the bodies hit the floor

>>23606527
people are buying and selling more. its volatility not just selling.

>>23606472
>imagine investing in an unprofitable company with no desire to change a thing

>>23606430
You're an idiot. All kike sponsored countries should burn to the fucking god damn ground, retard. The USA SHOULD BE SAVED, why? wake UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS. GOD DAMN THIS KIKE FAGGOT RUN GAME. dumb old coward.

>GOOGLE BEAT
>AMAZON BEAT
>FACEBOOK BEAT
>STARBUCKS BEAT
>APPLE BEAT
TQQQ 300 SOON

>>23605432
Your daily reminder not to trust Hitlerites and Greenbackers.

https://www.garynorth.com/public/department141.cfm

Whether you have a central bank print paper money, or have the government do it directly, MMT and communism are just as evil.

For months now, /smg/ has had infiltrators from /pol/ virtue-signalling about Jews in every post, triple-bracketing every other word, promoting communist, neo-Nazi, Greenbacker rubbish like A History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind. Expect those whom you attack to fight you back.

>>23606537
LOOKS LIKE BEAR'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

>>23605432

imagine having google shares and having to watch the utterly social justice shit in the beginning of their earnings call.....

yea i do have em and imma sell the second after i jump into green

>>23606535
bullish

>MVIS

>TWTR was +13%
>TWTR now -5%

>>23606503
KEK

>>23606494
Bro the mouse is from Florida. If Florida wins, the mouse wins, the dow wins.... This isn't fucking rocket surgery. Also if China wins, the mouse still fucking wins. The mouse doesn't fucking lose.

you now remember FASTLY

does this stock have a bottom?

whats with the fuckin AH sell off? scalpers gonna scalp?

WTF MVIS JUST GOT AN UPGRADE HOW IS IT IN FREE FALL AH?

>>23606205
based

>>23605504
WKHS will have it's day soon

Time for some post market jewry

Tweeter has died

>>23606572
check again sweetie :)

>>23606410
Someone help me please

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/alphabet-amazon-facebook-apple-twitter-earnings

>>23606633
>oh no, AH is down!
It will open 10% up.

>>23606601
saved, thanks fren

>>23606410
>Shouldnt I be in the front of the line
Do you pay to be in front of the line? No? Well then you get what you pay for.

If this doesn't confirm the impending doom idk what will/. Even Amzon and Google with those massive earnings beat are dropping. Institutions are selling out.

>>23606661
it's over
IT'S OVER
you've honked your last honk

can aapl also bomb? stay tuned.

What are some of the best brokers/exchanges to trade and buy stocks?

>>23606529
IM STILL WORRIED ABOUT MY NEAR DATE EXPIRATION CALLS!!!

>tfw thought about buying puts before close
>mfw
fugg :DDD i could've made money

>>23606572
You think good earnings are going to save you from tomorrow?

>>23606687
schwab

Guys, its very likely that GME might be over 200% shorted right now.
It was 165% on the 13th.
It most likely went up a bit over time and most likely spiked the last three days.
I don't think a lot of you understand what is going to happen when this thing pops.

I wonder how much of tomorrow's open will be market makers liquidating their option hedges

>>23606701
You think AH is going to save you?

>>23606363
It’s was beat but not a massive enough one to justify its run up

>>23606712
Isn't that a monthly occurance?

>>23606668
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

>>23606572
aapl doesn't report for another 8 minutes

>>23606701
im ready dude

FUCK I should have sold when I had the chance today.
Was down nearly 8% this week..Was up 2.5% at one point today, now I'm only up 1%
Blood red tomorrow

>>23606710
God I want it so badly. The number of short suicides, the blockbuster 2 posters BTFO'd, thousands and thousands of free dollars i can take right from jew hands.

>>23606701
they arent good enough earnings. clearly prices are too high. and guidance is weak. expenses are up.

>>23606732
>underperformed for a week
>run up
my ass

>>23606594
Lmao are you actually fucking retarded or just insane? Just to spite you I hope you choke on mice shit in your sleep eternity. Geezer

>>23606732
what would be enough if not double? triple? quadruple?

>>23606710
what if it just never pops lel
I sold my shares but held on to some calls

>>23606687
TDameritrade, Schwab, etrade, tastyworks, and interactive brokers.

>>23606755
checked
We have no idea when it will happen, a single good announcement or piece of news could set it off.
Has any stock been this shorted before?

>>23606758
Today’s run up though

>>23606735
Delta hedging is a function of implied volatility, all the big earnings reports after hours and pre market tomorrow will result in an IV crush. If a stock is heavy on calls and the IV crushes MM will sell underlying off to remain neutral.

Digits and I kill myself. My entire portfolio is fucked from GME.

Is a Facebook call for Friday worth it

>>23606788
>1% runup

>>23606710
>muh short float
>it's over 100% it's going to pop soon
>after 5 days sec will intervene

t. anon since one month

>>23606781
Volkswagen was in similar straights years ago, but not this high i dont believe.

>>23606791
Why would those reports decrease the IV?

>>23606778
>what if it never pops
Some big boys can afford to not cover for long periods of time, but a ton of them can't.
Make fun of me all you want, but I believe Cohen can help turn this company around, they're making good decisions.
When this clown market is done, the company is going to hold steady around $20+ without any shorts covering.
So what happens then?
It will slowly grow if handled correctly.
When are they going to cover? 20? 30? 40?
The short interest will go up to 250%? 300%? Just to keep it suppressed?
Iron hands will be rewarded. I was here during the dark days of Q2 and then the dark days of 9$.
I will be here until the end.

>>23606803
>1 post by this ID
t. bobo who predicted the "crash" that never happened today and is looking for some vindication.

>>23606801
I said run up not massive run up

>>23606803
>since one month
Even with the entire market crashing GME is still higher than it was 1 month ago.

T-2 minutes until the bull market ends.

WHAT'S IT FUCKING DOING BOYS

>>23606067
>>23605595
>dont bet against america
America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again

HE FELL FOR THE... GME PLTR NKLA WKHS DPHC UAVS HLYD ETC ETC ETC PUMP AND DUMPS

>>23606822
Checked, based, coomed.
GME has done nothing but poomp in the last 2.5 months, save for the last couple days and a few other heavy corrections after massive jumps. its still massively up, and still has a long way to go now that its getting safely out of the priced-for-bankrupty range.

B E A R T R A P

>>23606755
I think a bank hedged their shit credit agreement here. Not sure how this will end.

Yess NIO pls keep coming down, come down so I can buy more for less.. pls go to $30

>>23606579
One of the reasons i left netflix. Absolutely disgusting with their pedo movie. Not touching that stock at this point dont care if it goes to a 1000 pricing

>>23606871
HE FELL FOR THE STOCK MARKET

Should I just embrace the bear?

TIM APPLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23606854
lolno

Massive revenue beats. We'll have half a day of cool-off, then estimate raises and strong stock gains

>aapl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TIM APPLE CRASHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23606871
>>23606902
HE FELL FOR THE IDEA OF THE ABILITY TO EARN ANY KIND OF WEALTH OR FINANICLA HAPPINESS WHEN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT

YOU SAY

I ONLY HEAR WHAT I WANT TO

>>23606926
he fell for life

Oh look at that, Facebook and Amazon roaring back already

>>23606837
>attacks me for not shitting up the thread instead of refuting my claims

now i really regret not buying puts

>>23606926
>HE FELL FOR IDEAS

rest in piss

EVERYTHING BEAT
GREEN TOMORROW BOYOS

>>23606941
>he

for the love of god let TQQQ go to 110, i need to load the fuck up

>>23606950

>some retard bought googl at 1700

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH APPLE GUYS

LMFAO

>>23606983
pumping my SQQQ :)

>>23606983
people are selling the news

>>23606983
Tim Apple just announced he was gay

Based Tim Apple gifting us cheap TQQQ all day tomorrow.

>>23606914
lol no

>He fell for being born

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

LMAO THAT RED DILDO ON NASDAQ HOLY SHIT

>>23606998
God I need some fucking pussy right now.

UVXY BROS WHERE WE AT

>>23607023
We’ve only got dick here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8

>>23607012
I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS

>>23607045
WILL IT HOLD TILL TOMORROW??

>>23607045
Here

Market in free fall after tech fomo earnings came out? NO ONE EVER SAW THIS COMING.

>>23607045
hold and be patient, day of reckoning soon

>>23607070
I honestly feel like holding until the election is the correct play.
I can't imagine people feeling comfortable holding over the weekend with the election on tuesday

>>23607070
NO PAPER HANDS

>TQQQ loses half of its day gain
>UPRO loses all of its day gain
Sector rotation is bullshit, we Jetsons now.

>>23607090
I think they probably bought aapl early on, saw the profit and decided to duck out rather than take a chance

>>23606837
newfag

>AAPL
>Revenue of $64.69B (+1.0% Y/Y)

Kek, wtf is this

>>23607090
I remember that once a month the futures roll over and UVXY spiked when that happened. Anyone have anymore insight into that?

>>23606983
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>23607124
Can I get an Orbitty from pets.com?

Back into GME at 11.81. Honestly this pullback was expected. We were up 50% since last month. Consoles coming out, shorts covering, we may see a bounce back as soon as tomorrow.

>>23606582
Be happy. Now is the perfect time to buy in and then hodl until it moons

Big gay faggot didn't link his thread
>>23607006
>>23607006
>>23607006
>>23607006
>>23607006

>>23607203
GME bro here also, I don't think shorts are going to cover any time soon. They're still hoping the market crashes and takes GME back to $4 to let them be profitable.
Obviously not going to happen, but to the average boomer "lol Gamestop" and "future tech" cause them to do retarded things.

>>23607203
Me too. Kinda regret selling yesterday now as I lost my 10 position but whatever. Will buy more tomorrow if it dips.

>>23607239
I've gotta feeling we'll get a chance to buy back in next week, this shit isn't gonna stop dumping until the election is over and settled

>>23607188


>>23607188
No, asshole. Burn and crash the fucking market and kike overlords into oblivion.

>>23607258
True, I bought back in today at 11.83 because I didn't want to risk missing a short squeeze in case it does happen.

test2

>>23607352
Are you testing a bot?

>>23606572
People who bet against tech deserve to die, seriously

>>23606983
TESLA NEXT YOU FUXKING FILTHY LOSERS. FUCK THESE KIKES. BURN AND CRASH LOSERS LMFAO

>>23607434
For some reason I see people 'test' posting in this general a lot
I don't know if it's people testing bots like you suggested or just the fact that there's lots of tourists here

>>23605457
wew do it

Dow Jones and S&P crash and burn. No survivors. Run away while you still can, mongrels! Lmao

test3