/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23604661
gl in your next simulation run anon

>>23604685
better luck*

Invest in rugpulls.

>>23604661
>be like him
What kind of retard do you have to be? Did you even research his situation right now kek? it's all a facade, how can you not realize this. All of his life is v fake and is designed for marketing shit products to retards like you

>>23604661
Start by getting a monkey. You'll have to monkey proof your basement but it's worth it.

>>23604661
Lucky sperm club

>>23604723
bruh he fucks hot chicks daily and lives in a dope mansion and uses investor money for it, sounds based to me bro

>>23604661
You want to be a phony prick with literally zero friends?

>>23604723
This. Even if his life wasn't a façade, why would anyone want to live as a slave to vice?

>>23604777
Again, all of his life is fake and is designed for marketing. Instagram reality is not real life. Brainlet tier stuff

>>23604830
he has a better life than anynoe on this board, it doesn't matter if its fake. hes sill richer than anyone that visits here despite being a scamming fraud stealer.

hes 10x more chad than BBC (big biden cock)

>>23604777
> i want to fuck bitches for 10 years and live the rest of my life on the run!

coomer brainlets i swear to god

>>23604830
>>23604885
> NOOOO, you can't just fuck hot bitches everyday and re-route investor money to your lifestyle
get a grip you onions beta cucks, only alpha chads can pull this off and he is unironically my idol

also he will never go to prison or face any other consequences

>>23605043
You didn’t need to post a selfie.

>>23604661
he's broke

Buy shitcoins.

Trade crypto

Dan Bilzerian is a rich kid who has never managed to make any significant accomplishments. He isn't a pro poker player because he has never put the effort in to become that good. He isn't a body builder or an athlete because he wouldn't make that dedication. He failed out of BUDs so he isn't a SEAL. He hangs out with porn stars but he pays them rather than vice versa, so he's no Hugh Hefner. He's got a large social media following but never really managed to monetize it so he's not even a successful influencer. I don't know what the man is like in his private life but his public life is nothing to really emulate and if I had to hazard a guess I'd say he was probably pretty sad.

>>23605043
Calling someone beta cucks for facts, i suggest looking in the mirror. Also worshiping some other man is not a good look anon

>>23605213
He has a monkey and a jetski in his fountain. That's what he does.

He makes a fuckton from social media even if his business fail. He'll be ok and still will live in a cool house with money for 10/10 escorts while you wagecope. Richcels can't fail. Look at Trump, many failed businesses, doesn't pay taxes etc, there's always loopholes.

Fake it till you lose it all.

Buy high and sell low.

Also fap more to industrial porn.

>>23604661
>implying he doesn't live in a wage cage with fancy wallpaper

>>23605288
How the fuck he can't monetize it. He can have any brand pay him 5 figures per instagram post or more. His stats are insane.

>>23605043
>hot bitches
those are some very tame prosts

>>23605275
None of that is likely to make a person happy. Novelty is a distraction from misery.

>>23604661
The guy just pays for sex.

Nothing impressive.

Have your dad embezzle like 150 million dollars. Then pretend you made your money because you are good at poker despite not having a single notable showing ever. And then dump the rest of the money into a company that fails to capitalize on marijuana, blockchain and every other fad. Then take out loans on that company to continue to sustain your lifestyle. Then get Armenian citizenship and flee the country when you cant service your debts.

>>23605374
This kek, OP is a brainlet, the marketing got to him

>>23604661
holy shit he looks so tall, he must be 6'4 for sure

>>23604661
spend all the money you have hiring multiple whores for a year and then kill yourself by overdosing on drugs. You can live exactly like this guy does

Give money to Only Fans whores.

Frequent furries forums.

Trade transgender anime products.

Post about "science" in Reddit.

>>23604661
Unironically, KYS

>>23604661
What stat to max next simulation run?
Max charisma or max luck?

>>23605288
Hey dan!

>>23604777
you know how when you were a kid you didnt want to eat helthy food and just wanted pop and chips and chocolate cake? go out now as an adult and buy all those things and feast on them for days on end. see how it makes you feel.
instant gratification rarely ever leads to long term gratification

Saw this guy walking down oxford street by himself about a year ago. He looked miserable as shit. He's the anti-pattern of what to do with wealth.

You could try owning some ARPA, or you could do what Dan did in real life which is to have a trust fund provided by your criminal dad and piss it up against the wall pretending to be a chad while being a complete lying scumbag and go broke.

Really up to you.

>>23606545
Yup, bang on. If this guy's wealth were on the PlotX prediction market I'd put good money on it hitting 0 very soon.

>>23605329
>How the fuck he can't monetize it. He can have any brand pay him 5 figures per instagram post or more. His stats are insane.
His problem is that he has too much money on his hands. He's the Chad version of Elon Musk. He doesn't give a fuck about expensive brands, even if the brand sells first-class $35k caviars. He ain't gonna go low for stupid ass brands.