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I am here for the job interview.

>> No.23597296

>>23597284
the toilets are in the back. get to scrubbin...

>> No.23597297
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23597297

based and combpilled

>> No.23598070

>>23597284
>Face and neck tattoos
This dude can handle some pain, must be perfect for a customer support possition.

>> No.23598105

>>23597284
Yes, you're hired.
Please come in, the glory hole is just the door on the left. Here are you complimentary knee pads.

>> No.23598925

actually a talented tattooer, stop hating you virgin faggot.

https://www.instagram.com/bb_bastianblau/

>> No.23598950

>>23598070
kek

>> No.23598984

>>23597284
Question: if more than half of his skin is black, does that qualify him as a black person?

>> No.23598995

>>23598105
imagine fucking his ears

>> No.23599006

>>23597296
Came here to post pretty much exactly this

>> No.23599020

>>23597284
Barely anyone cares about tattoos anymore, altho this is an extreme. Personally i don't see the point in tattoos, because as grow and mature, it will automatically look goofy even after a year

>> No.23599019

>>23598105
Could we perhaps use those earlobes sir?

>> No.23599070

>>23599020
People care, they’re just too polite/pc to say anything. I appreciate people with visible tattoos: they advertise their stupidity for all to see so you know right away who you’re dealing with

>> No.23599578

>>23598925
Was going to say, if this guy is a tattoo artist, he probably makes more than most people on this board. If you're good you clean up. If you're good and have your own shop, you REALLY clean up. If you're, good, have your own shop, and you're big in the community, you're millionaire status easy. My buddy clears an easy 6 figures tattooing and has the most insanely good work environment and schedule you could ever ask for. I legitimately feel scammed to fuck I didn't go into it myself. I make a damn good amount of money and my job isn't horrible, but I can't rampantly smoke pot, drink, sleep in until 11 AM, and I don't see nearly as much ass, pussy, and titty, and so on. I also actually have to content with stress.

>> No.23599594

How are you with kids?

>> No.23599658

>>23599578
That’s equivalent to saying that if you’re good at basketball you can join the NBA and make millions. For every guy you describe there are hundreds if not thousands of scrubs with hep C and some shitty stencils

>> No.23599755

>>23599658
having a successful tattoo shop is NOT on par with making it into the NBA. A better analogy would have been people who are good at cooking opening a successful restaurant. But I get it, your nigger brain can only think about basketball.

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23599819

>>23599755
I’m just pointing out that buddy was engaging in the fallacy commonly described as survivorship bias. The fact that you’d suggest starting a restaurant as a path to success tells me you’re about as clever as he is

>> No.23599841

>>23597284
Hello! I see you have applied for the position of senior customer relationship manager at our bank. What are your qualifications ?

>> No.23600388

>>23598925
should have got someone talented to do his