/biz/ - Business & Finance

N

aggot

>now deep in the red
Welp time to hold

down 30 grand today but i'm going to use the mcdonalds app to get $1 large fries, stay jelly bros

10k tomorrow let's gooooo

>>23584325
Is dollar cost averaging doesn't work good on 1 week options? Asking for a friend who is about to go innawoods?

>>23584367
Based. Losses mean nothing if you dont sell brother.

Fuck. Im going to go fill up my benzo prescription

>>23584366
Why do you have so many different stonks with only around $7k total portfolio. like what is the point

Newfag here, how do you anons choose what stocks to invest in?

Sold GME today. when should I buy back in?

WHEN THE FUCK DO WE BUY TQQQ
I LOST $2000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Buy gme

Will it continue dropping tomorrow?

>>23584404

boxing day 2021

nikkei remains unshaken! immune to market sell offs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7s2PgeZCrk

>>23584416
Yes, the Hunter Biden dick pics will continue to drop tomorrow. Every hour.

If you sold gamestop at a loss:
1. kek, imagine buying above 9$
2. kek, imagine selling
3. See ya when you buy back in after the next poomp

WHERE IS JPOW? START THE FUCKING PRINTER ARGHHHH!!!! My God damned free money is gone!!!!

a ps2 dvd case just flew over my house

DEATH TO AMERIKA
TAKBIR
TAKBIR
TAKBIR

>>23584416

every day until you sell

MY THREAD WAS BETTER
GIF VERY RELATED

>>23584402
Depends how you want to trade. Hold short term or hold long term. Long term just go index funds or leveraged index funds for more juice. Shorter term pick companies you have at least heard of before in sectors that are healthy. Then look at the charts and see which has strong trend upwards over long term.

Or hang around here and chase whatever the meme(s) of the month is/are.

Buy stocks to discount prices. Nice! Today is a great day to get in the market

IM NOT SELLING SHIT
>MY HANDS ARE MADE OF DIAMOND
NEVER SELLING EVER
>I AM ETERNAL

not selling GME, might average down if it gets to that point, but prospects still remain. sitting mostly in cash for the tome being

>>23584408
I'm hoping it drops to 112 before I go balls deep.

So right when I try to average into UPS for two weeks, it takes its biggest fucking dump in years on GOOD EARNINGS. Fuck this garbage bullshit. UPS, with actual business, tanks while some random shit like Tupperware moons. I don't fucking get it man.

Should I just sell my bullshit like GME and ETSY and hold cash until things find a fucking bottom? I'm down $1000 right now after these last two fucking awful months. Fuck.

This will be March all over again.
If you didn't sell everything today you're retarded.

GME can still have a crazy day where it pumps 20% so I can get my money back on my calls r-r-right?

>this will be march again
not even giving you a reply, you guys are so FUCKING retarded. not a single shred of reason to back it up. march was anticipating a literal apocalypse, you are so fucking stupid

this doomp has nothing to do with gme its just politics and bullshit

>>23584473
At this point I just want it to keep dropping. I want it all to fall apart. I know that makes me an asshole but it's all I have left.
I will continue to shit post until they inevitably cut off my phone

>>23584402
I look at growth, strategy, pe ratio, etc.

The best advice for beginners is to pick stocks they know. You use Windows? You pay with Visa? Your company has all Adobe subscriptions? Your pc runs on ryzen?

Essentially pick companies you know and interact with. Just look into them so you can have a base you can expand from.

>>23584516
Doesn't even look that bad desu

what’s the short data on GME? if shorters doubled down harder for these past few days , this should mean it’d squeeze harder right?

>>23584516
It's mostly the covid than the fiscal stimulus this time. more red days will follow

>>23584522
Yeah man give overvalued zoomer stocks more money

>>23584516
Now zoom out

>>23584496
Literally yes

please tell me biden is losing this election. i don't want to be forced to take HRT at gunpoint

>>23584396
I’m a safe person. Not a gambler

Still holding my GME. RIDE OR DIE FAGGOTS. I have no fear for my shares or april 15C calls. I do scare for my 9C Jan calls though. Why must US election add so much bullshit to stonks markit.

Hold me /smg/, I cannot hold my self and diamond hand these bags too. I need someone to tell me I am not gonna lose the $10k i have in GME. I saved all year for this money.

Hey bobo, what has 4 thumbs and and isn't selling ever? These girls.

Ruger beat!

>>23584566
Shorts have been doubling down every day for the last month, its all they can do to try and hold off the squeeze, and the more people sell gme the closer they get to preventing it.

>>23584566
stop being baited by the short interest
it won't matter if Biden is crazy enough to do a 2nd lockdown and wreck all retailers for good

hedge with puts if you can still afford it

>>23584567
and the fact that theyre pricing in joe biden

>>23584602
those are men

>>23584593
WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER

>>23584325
OMFG 2 FUCKING STINKD MARKET GENERAL!?! YOU ARE A PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE, I HOPE YOU GET CONSUMED BY 10 MILLION FIRE ANTS.
(Just need to vent bro. Nothing personal)

>>23584491
i think it is some kind of money laundering scheme by the zog machine / DNC. i have noticed that there are some very odd stocks going up and the ones like you mentioned tanking for 'no reason'.

>>23584593
Gamers have been oppressed too long. Our time is cooming.

all you had to do was listen

heres your breakdown for the next day:
>dump tomorrow
>aapl, fb, amzn rape earnings at close
>pump friday
source: i have no idea what im doing, but this sounds right. i will be loading up tomorrow on tqqq

How do you all stop yourelf from killing yourself on red days/weeks?

For me I get drunk and jack off to pictures/videos of my sister

>>23584408
This is what I'm doing:
Watching tomorrow Amazon, FaceBook, KraftHeinz, Twitter, Nokia, Shopify - depending on how they do will dictate if I go in or not Friday
I do not want to go back in before seeing Amazon. I think it would be foolish to go in before seeing Amazon, as Amazon has the ability to move the whole market both if it shits the bed or if it crushes that puss.
I expect tomorrow to be a modest recovery day, 0-1.5% green with 75% probability, or another day like Tuesday with 25% probability
If tomorrow is another 2-3% red day, I think that will be irrational, but will still be afraid to buy before seeing Amazon, but may regret it on Friday. However, "I don't ever buy the bottom, and I don't ever sell the top" may turn out best, just in case of a large Amazon disappointment, no harm buying for slightly more on Friday.
If the election is decided by electoral college (not House / Supreme Court) [which I would say 90-95% chance it would be decided by E.C] then the markets will pump HARD in the short-term no matter who wins. The markets want there to be no more uncertainty more than anything else. As soon as it's decided, PUMP. However, November 16 the House will be back in session to vote on stimulus. If Fancy Nancy continues to push poison pills and Democrat city bailouts, the fiscally conservative Senate will be forced to obstruct (especially if Biden wins, and if the Senate gains Democrat seats)
In December, if Biden is elected, the reality of higher capital gains will kick-in, and it will drive institutions to sell + virus case numbers will be high worldwide [yes, the market cares about the virus and lockdowns]
Then the stimulus might get tied to the overall government funding in December.. and very likely, Fancy Nancy will use that as an opportunity to insert even more poison pills, again, because she can on such an important combination bill. The markets will not like this.
Only speaking hypothetically here [no shit]

I'm an investor now. Ama. This meme account is now a long term account

Wtf has happened to GME. I thought it had levelled out yesterday. Have the fundamentals changed?

>>23584643
Soon brother.

>>23584622
>advises you to short gme
Even now they must FUD, even now shorts are in danger, EVEN 20% DOWN IN 2 DAYS AND SHORTS ARE 80% UNDERWATER. DO NO LET THIS HERETIC SWAY YOU BROTHERS, FOR IT IS HE WHO WE MUST SQUEEZE.

>>23584632
how come smg isn't a sticky in this section?
wouldn't this be the main purpose for this section?

Reminder that China and US are not closing. This is literally fake panic.

>>23584568
>*Sips KHC and rides the Harley to the local hat store*

>>23584672
>niggermentals
They dont exist anon.

>>23584648
I would have bought if it made even a single fucking shred of sense but why the fuck would you buy an airline engine manufacturer/car maker when both of those things aren't exactly hot items for the foreseeable future? That's right, you wouldn't, because it would be a ridiculous gamble

>>23584637
I mean I don't doubt that the big brains are pulling some shady bullshit but god fucking dammit there is no reason UPS should shit the bed like today. It's absolute clown world nonsense.

I don't know if I should just sell everything and hold cash, or just keep averaging down on my long term holds like UPS, TSLA and TSM. Being down $1000 is going to take a long fucking time to come back from.

>>23584627
If they were their parents wouldn't be that disappointed.

>>23584511
And yet, here I am in the same fucking lockdown as in March, having to have an official signed paper that says I'm going to the fucking store for no more than an hour or the cops can fine me.
But the kids have to go to school. Nothing makes sense but it is still happening. CAC40 is going the drain and loosing all the gains since March. We are fucked, wether you think it's real or not. Macron says it's real, so we have to pretend to live with that shit now.

>>23584699
On one hand I totally trust Biden to close. On the other hand he is just a puppet like Trump. When the big guys say No he won't do it.

>>23584622
>>23584616
but regardless of that, if it pops it would pop big right? because so far GME explodes on any sort of news, and it’s just getting bogged by the rest of the market

>>23584672
>Have the fundamentals changed?
Yes. They've discovered an asteroid full of digital downloads. Mining will start soon.

>>23584690
there's no need to make it a sticky as long as people behave and bake the thread properly without splitting/fighting over dumb shit in the OP

>>23584699

a canary would have been more appropriate

If you had to start over today with $100,000, what would you invest in for the greatest ROI?
Would you do any trades or just hold?

>>23584687
>shorts = puts
nice job showing how retarded you are

do you even understand what puts are?

>>23584690
That's a good question. It might just be that it takes away from the ability to adjust the linked info. So for example, covid news might be relevant to the market but wasn't last year at this time, etc. It also limits the "editions" aspect. People generally customize the thread according to current market happenings which is kind of fun I guess.

>>23584787
100% SQQQ

>>23584787
All in GME

>>23584737
are you in france? im sorry your retarded leader did this, but thankfully your country doesnt drive the economy. your lockdown will only give off a sentiment of fear, but it will never match that of an actual apocalyptic pandemic hitting and shutting down the united states. we may be in for a dip, but the crash of march will not be repeated unless some other catalyst occurs

>>23584402
The one that has the most memes in smg

>>23584747
Yes, GME goes up or down in tremendous increments. No sign of that stopping.

>>23584602
i hate fags

>>23584800
mind if I ask why?

>>23584803
seriously?

>>23584511
>no stimulus
>corona cases rising
>overbought market
>uncertainty about the elections
If those aren't enough reasons for you then it can't be helped. Enjoy holding your bags.

>>23584835
>mind if I ask why?
see >>23584461
shit's fucked
it has the burn

>>23584800
I'm going SQQQ tommorow all in the world is going to shit

>>23584602
Eww

>>23584787
All in on ATM SPY 1/1/22 calls.

>>23584832
well it's too fucking late now but i sure wish i had bought puts to hedge my position

Premiums were like $1/share and I was what's the worse that could happen, volumes already calmed down, potentially good news coming up soon with MSFT and SNE, etc
boy does hindsight hurt a lot

>>23584820
at this point, I'm pretty sure it is orchestrated to crash the election and fuck with Trump. I just want to make money out of it.
But yeah, Germany and the UK are set to follow Macron's lead and fuck everything up. Spain and Italy too. And we'll all be wearing our useless little cloth masks and clap our hands for our mighty tiktok nurses. The nightmare is repeating but people are starting to realize that we are not even asleep.

>>23584787
i have around $100k and im all cash right now except for my GME position which i already took profits on half of. im waiting until probably january of next year. probably best to at least wait until a golden cross happens on the 1h timeframe on the /ES if anything.

>>23584408
TQQQ is too speculative. Nice returns over past 10 years, but too good to stay that way forever. I think an S&P 500 3x ETF is probably safer because that index is much less exposed to sector-weighting risk. TQQQ/QQQ's index literally just tracks "stocks that use NASDAQ for their stock exchange" which means nothing in terms of fundamentals.

Tfw no money to buy the dip

I’m never
FUCKING
selling

>>23584325
I put down 1000 for 10.4 shares of apr etf just now you anon think it was a good idea?

>green futures
who are they trying to fool?

>>23584914
I'm transferring another 10k over tomorrow desu

>>23584690
>Jannies in charge of anything
Do you really need to ask anon

>>23584658
I also want to jack off to videos of your sister.

>>23584930
Wait whats dipping rn?

unfortunately i doubt that markets can ever rise until after the election

>>23584416
Yes.

>>23584950
Everything. And I think I might accumulate some more MSFT. I see them at 215 now.

>>23584820
Yup pretty much this.

Renember bears in March expected that March lows were "just the start".

The truth is, manage risk sure, but don't panic sell and certainly don't bet against the USA in the LONG term. The FED has still printed a lot of money (as have most Central banks) once that money finds velocity, inflation will begin.

You don't' wanna be in cash then, and you certainly don't' wanna be priced out. The market right now is swinging up and down like a monkey.

Wife has a new job. Roth or traditional ira? I mean I feel putting the most money in pre tax with growth will far out way the taxes paid at withdrawal over 30 years? Thoughts?

I lost 10% of my portfolio this week.

>>23585029
a jew once advised me to go with roth, taxes will only increase

Daily reminder that money isn't real. How can you get sad about losing something that doesn't even exist?

>>23584922
The majority of Biz it appears from today's preview.

who are your favorite porn stars, /smg/? any way to invest in porn in preparation for the next set of lockdowns?

>>23585004
I put in 1k into Apretf you think that was wise?

Are there any good sources for learning how to use the stock market? It all seems so daunting.

>>23584922
Don't crush my last drop of hope sir. Not today. Not today.

>>23585053
I know right. I'm just thinking we can technically put in more money percentage wise of total income than using post taxes income. That extra couple percent yearly compounded should outway the taxes

>>23585083
No idea what that is but buying is based. Doesn't matter what.

>>23585067
>Having a favorite pornstar
Pff. How about you invest in tech companies that literally blew the roof off earnings because of the corona lockdown crash shit back in march?

>>23585110
What are you investing in I might pull out and put it into what your doing.

>>23585100
The links in the Original Post. Study them all and you will be able to lose money just as quickly as the rest of us.

>>23585106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_loMbmKJ8

>>23584922
Pretty standard bounce maneuver after a stiff red day like today.

>>23585060
I was worried for a second that the money I lost could have been exchanged into goods and services.

Got my sell order placed on this gamble stock. I don't give a damn if I do get a "freeride" violation, safeguarding my profits maters more. (More of a slight bump rather than a epic run is all I need;when you have over 65,000 shares "slight" can add up)

>>23585114
i did and made a bunch of money. but that ship has sailed. tech is super overinflated right now unfortunately, it'd have to drop a fuckload to be worth it again.

Will the markets moon if Trump gets elected?

>>23584408
When it hits ~$92 based on the current value of the indicator. I'll warn everyone when it's time.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

ABD. Always Buy Dips. Bought on Tuesday, Today and will buy more tomorrow. Saved some cash on the side incase a dip came and i'm using it. If we hit March lows again I'll be dipping into my emergency fund again to buy.

BRING ME THE CHEAPIES

>>23585022
what are you talking about? we've had like 2 days green for 2 weeks

Looking like your bags got heavier today folks

>>23585169
Yes, but they will also moon [in the short-run] if Biden is elected. The market just wants no more uncertainty above all else [in the short-run]

>destroys western civilization as we know it
Nothing personal bud

>>23585218
So glad I got out of GME.

>>23585159
Says who? Tesla? AMD? Zoom? It doesn't matter if they are flying high, if another massive lockdown hits the world and in some states around the US (if Biden doesn't get elected, that would mean a country-wide shutdown) they will keep on beating earnings hard which means they will keep on flying.
Not to mention that stocks will dump along with indices before the recovery happens, just like last time

wkhs is a fraud
like nak, nikola, hyln

daily reminder that in the literal worst case scenario if you bought the literal top before the covid crash, if you just held you'd be back to break even in only 5 months (august).

>>23585218
True. UVXY bags were my biggest though and they made a reversal

Fuckin glad I listened to Cramer and dumped gastly. I didn’t realize the story had changed.>>23585269

>>23585189
Notice that the divvyhaters have evaporated like the morning dew, and the divvybro is still here.

>>23585295
if you were going to hold anyways, might as well catch the falling knife

which FAGMANN stock should I buy to avoid major risk?

should I buy MSFT now or wait?

How come you mutts think corona is a hoax? Out of 145 of my friend's co-workers, 75 are sick with this thing, friend works in a garment factory. He was ill in May but now writes to me that he was re-infected again

>>23584416
Brace yourself.

>>23585292
im at least gonna wait until the VIX starts to cool down. certainly not touching shit until after the elections are over and everyone is done crying and/or rioting over it.

>>23585284
Yea, I'm a big time coomer but today I had to get out. If I actually waited for it to go all the way back to where I bought in I'd probably end up wanting to an hero.

>>23585320
>my 1 friend is my penpal
lmao

Daily reminder that Democrats
>want to shut down the country for another year
>want to crash the stock market
>want to end the american economy
>want to tax all of your capital gains away and give it to niggers
A vote for Biden is a vote against America

>>23585320
>Unironically, this.
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/04/10/russia-and-china-are-spreading-lies-about-coronavirus-pentagon-says.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/us/politics/coronavirus-china-disinformation.html
https://www.cfr.org/in-brief/how-china-ramped-disinformation-efforts-during-pandemic
https://www.rferl.org/a/covid-19-disinformation-from-russian-chinese-media-more-influential-than-domestic-news/30696566.html
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/covid-coronavirus-russia-china-1.558396
China has paid for a disinformation campaign on American social media & messageboards, /pol/ in particular.

>>23585341
fuck you. Meant texted

>>23585147
I was considering this as well. Meta-ontological cope is the best kind of cope.
How can I be sure that I lost money I can't be sure that reality even exists?

>>23585320
I don't think it's a hoax I just think how dangerous it is is highly exaggerated. I wear a mask when I'm around other people and I feel like that's enough, don't feel like we need to shut everything down again.

>>23585336
What did you buy in at? I also got out today. Worried I might have given up a good position for a little upside.

I would heem the heemanon.

>>23585311
always will be. this week is just an opportunity to either lower cost basis or buy quality companies at a discount.

SFMbros.....

>>23585368
9.75 in, out at 12.30 at open, felt slightly worried when it pumped to 13 after that but in the end I think it was the right choice
want to keep watching it and maybe buy back in later though

Digits and I kill myself

>Etsy saw revenue of 451.5 million, well above the $413 million that had been expected
stocks go up or nah

>>23585433

>>23585146

nah, it'll keep going down. covid + election is a huge bear market.

>>23585433
checked, link to the livestream?

>>23585433
Was nice knowing you guys I won’t be coming back

>>23585433
Don't do it, anon. It's not worth it.

>>23585371
I would heem anyone that tries to harm heemanon, as well as heem every "person" ITT

>>23585295
That was with Trump. If we have a communist we arent going to see a recovery in 6 months, it will take 6+ years like it did with obungo.

>>23585433
Don't do it bro. You have too many shit post yet to be written

Guys despite this week being so red I actually have some good news. I finally met that special woman. I don't care what my portfolio does, at least my friends will finally stop accusing me of being gay

>>23585320
Influenza & flu is down while covid is up.

>>23585402
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DOWN IF THEY BEAT EARNINGS???

>>23585447
I don't dispute that. However this may be more of a mega crab market kinda thing than a serious falling trend. Money will jump right back in if the election works out smooth enough.

>>23585466
Bro that's a dude. Sorry Ur gay

>>23585433
nice

>Options!!??
based for mentioning options but extremely unbased for not including anything?!?

>Futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23585443
Better than 50% chance of upwards move following earnings beat unless there is some nasty stuff in that report, guidance not up to expectations etc.

>>23584648
post screenshots of your posts and your portfolio

>>23585473
This actually a problem this season, upside earnings surprises have not been rewarded as they have been in normal season.
COVID in control.

>>23585450
stream

>>23585433

>>23585433

>>23584325
IT GOES UP 50 AND GOES DOWN 100 HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MONEY

>NORAD SCRAMBLED F-16'S TO INTERCEPT AN UNKNOWN AIRCRAFT FLYING NEAR TRUMP RALLY IN ARIZONA, AIRCRAFT WAS ESCORTED OUT OF AREA - FOX NEWS
The fuck? Was that those flares over the rally?

>>23584658
i also want to jack off to your sister

>>23585450
livestream it you bitch

What are some companies that oppress dindus that I can invest in?

>>23584349
basado

>>23585402
>>23585473

NOOOOOOOOO

Dubs and GME still does its Thursday bull run

>>23585498
CASH GANG RISE UP!

>>23585531
Fuck yes, coup attempt thwarted, bullish as fuck.

>>23585320
It's just the flu bro, literally. Mortality rate is 0.0003%, and it infects less than 1% of a country's population.
90% of 'covid deaths' are lies (hospitals are paid a bounty for every such reported case), according to the CDC (germany originally used the same kind of bullshit numbers and switched to real tracking only to find the same pattern of overreporting was previously happening), and there's no reliable test (he most reliable ones, ab-based, get false positives for people who got the common cold, 11% of cases being caused by coronavirii).
Personally, I, my coworkers, and my family know nobody who's ever been even so much as infected, let alone died from it. Far more likely your coworkers got the flu and self-diagnosed as covid. While there's no evidence of reinfection, it's likely to be a thing, just like for the common cold or the flu. So what?

>>23585542
Finally some appreciation for my 10/10 joke. Took you faggots quite some time..

>>23585555
Its fake, lol... Futures are green right now. (Won't be at open don't think)

>>23585311
(((divvybros))) are in a far deeper hole today than anyone else though. (((curious))), paid shill. More like people are sick and tired of the divvinbred who literally doesn't even know what dividends are or does, constantly proves he doesn't know what stocks are or do, and constantly makes a fool out of himself, and thus divvitardation is filtered by most people nowadays.

>>23585551
Dubs and I go all in on GME

>>23585531
This is the second time in a week. Earlier there was that crash of a Navy plane about 20 miles away from Trump in Alabama.
Whatever is going on behind the scenes, they do NOT like it.

Can someone explain why earnings = bad as of recently?

>>23585189

Can someone explain to me how someone snagged these at this price? They were the first 2 trades of the day.

>>23585575
Keep buying (((stocks))) with 48838291 PE ratios and no dividend, surely you will come out on top

>>23585551
>>23585555
Not looking good, GMErs.

>>23585575
Indeed, its on my filter list. If he actually posted some meaningful content it be alright. But its almost like a Coin shill bot. Its just posting the same image with the same text, no substance no help.

Divvies have a place sure, but this board is has a lot more traders than investors so u ain't really gonna get a lot of attention here.

I'm a long term holder, and I wish my stocks didn't' pay a divvie so that the Government won't tax me so hard...

>>23585551
>>23585582
GME bros the future is ours

>>23585320
>Most tests set the limit at 40 or 37, which means you are positive for COVID-19 if the test requires up to 40 or 37 cycles to detect it.

>The test’s threshold is so high it detects people with the live virus and those with few genetic fragments that are leftovers from infection and no longer pose risk, Mina says. It’s like finding a hair in a room after a person left.


> Experts say a reasonable cutoff for the virus would be 30 or 35 cycles, according to Juliet Morrison, a virologist at the University of California, Riverside.

>Mina said he would set the cutoff at 30.

>New York's state lab Wadsworth analyzed cycle thresholds values in already processed COVID-19 PCR tests and found in July that 794 positive tests were based on a threshold of 40 cycles.

>With a cutoff of 35, about half of those tests would no longer qualify as positive. About 70 percent would no longer be judged positive if the cycles were limited to 30.

>In Massachusetts, from 85 to 90 percent of people who tested positive in July with a cycle threshold of 40 would have been considered negative if the threshold were 30 cycles, Mina said.

>'I would say that none of those people should be contact-traced, not one,' he said.

> The CDC said its own calculations suggest its extremely hard to detect a live virus in a sample above a threshold of 33 cycles.

>>23585433
Don't do it yet anon, you'll miss the civil war! Don't you want to kill niggers?

>>23585346
Does /pol/ really matter that much (at all)?
Kinda makes me chuckle thinking of China spending money to influence whats likely the most autistic board on what likely the shittiest site on the web.

>>23585541
how fucking crazy must it be to actually escape from north korea and get into south korea and realize what the rest of the world is really like? like you just got transported hundreds of years into the future. all of the technology that looks like magic.

>>23585582
Don't do it bro. It's not worth it. Think about your family and your loved ones.

REJOICE GME HODLERS

SURELY IT WOULD BE UNFATHOMABLE TO HAVE FOUR

COUNT 'EM

F O U R
O
U
R

RED DAYS IN A ROW

>>23585592
probably has to do with the election day next week

>>23585615
Nobody is doing that unless they are trading bro, options and shit.

Nobody trades divvies (you hold and invest them ofc), so your arguing against the wrong types of investors. But yeh, maybe try to post something with substance not just the same image every thread, most ppl have u blocked.

>>23585621
>Two eight balls in the pic.
Damn. The dubs speak.

>>23585616
they laughed at me when i sold half my shares at 15. "you'd be insane not to take profits on such an absurdly large pump" i tried to tell them, and they LAUGHED. well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW HUH? HAHAHAHAHA :^)

Why didn't you guys all in Tupperware? It was so obvious!

>>23585466

Anon, you...you’re....she...that’s.....

>>23585666
the number of 666 posts we've been getting lately is starting to worry me.

>>23585555
BASADO

Put 1/3rd of my portfolio into cash today. Going to enjoy Sub-110 TQQQ

>>23585647
You'd be surprised
I will be mocked for saying this, but it's due to 4chan's anonymous nature & pruning threads that people are able to openly voice their opinions without fear. Memes + ideas that are propagated here get spread into more 'normie' websites (and viceversa, of course) but a lot of the origination over the past decade or two has been 4chan. If you tamper with the 'source', which is what China is doing, you are able to affect all the downstreams

>>23585650
given how most people have sold off GME by now, it might honestly just whipsaw back just to spite /smg/

>>23584445
I bought at 6 dollars, and I still thought it was dumb. No idea how I doubled my money.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/28/ford-f-earnings-q3-2020.html

>Ford blows away earnings expectations as consumers buy up trucks during pandemic

MURICA

>>23585360
I agree. It seems to work in Taiwan in S Korea.

>>23585346
Shit's fucked up. I treated covid cautiously in spring, but after seeing nurses dancing on Tik-Tok and exaggerated death toll in the US, I started to question everything. I guess this crisis is also very beneficial for (((them))) with their UBI agenda, increased government spending, money printing and etc. So, now I just don't know what to think of it.

>>23585564
The government tests people, it's not self-diagnosed. The results are given to you three days later. If positive, you have to isolate, and your employer must secure your sick leave payments. I don't personally know anyone who died from covid, although one of my school buddy's mom, she is a social worker, says that like 2 or 3 % of old people died from it. And that the situation is terrible in the regions of the country, however, that's just because I live in a shithole. Still, it's not the reason to shut down our economy, local currency is slaughtered

THEY SOLD THE FUCKING DIP BROS

I BOUGBT WAY TOO MUCH STOCK AND HAD TO BUY MORE VXX TO OFFSET WITHOUT ANOTHER DAYTRADE!!!

>>23584648
Shit fuck cocks.
Good for you! I hope it more than makes up for wirecard!!

I thought about it after hearing about a possible deal with Boeing. Forgot they were one of the few who hadn’t tapped the EV meme.

Are there EV memes in RACE??

>>23585619
The problem is that dividends are mostly a last resort kind of thing. You do that when you're far too rich, so liquidating your stocks to free up some cash for something is just not a good idea.
Otherwise, either you get some growth stocks or an ETF and you'll do better than dividend stocks.
In fact, everytime the divvytard is called out on the atrocious performance of virtually all dividend stocks, he backpedals and start shilling growth stocks while pretending they totally count because he says so.

>>23585555
reporting in

Anyone have the Alex Jones Pepe?
Want to share it with my friend.

>>23585725
why would a pandemic cause people to buy more trucks? especially ford?

>>23584443
Ok I want her to bulli me

>>23585737
Or you can get a high-dividend ETF.

>>23585685
Easiest money
Covid lockdown + election = Tupperware boom
Obviously the next few quarters is all about the leftovers. I have been eating the same rump roast for 4 days now.
Open your eyes people. This is "investing"

WHAT IN THE NIGGER LOVING FUCK IS HAPPENING IN AMERICA, WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET TANKING?

YOU FUCKING KNEELING SHIT CUNTS BETTER FUCKING DO SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHY THE FUCK IS GME DOWN AGAIN. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING RUIN ME

>>23585727
>>23585502
>Shit fuck cocks.
>Good for you! I hope it more than makes up for wirecard!!
nah I'm just memeing, it's just google not knowing how to deal with a ri
the real gain was about 10%

>>23585709
I'm sure they do it either way. Internet trolls are cheap.

>>23584444
Wow what an October surprise! Victory guaranteed!!

I’m so sick of the firehose of nonsense out of DC.

Nice quad4s

>>23585758
because you dont even understand the market
things dont have to make sense people really love trucks

>>23585772
>a high-dividend ETF.

How do those work?

>>23585753
now tell me your favorite porn stars as payment because im bored.

>>23585647
Anon, I said it yesterday already. In my country, we have a local version of 4chan, and it's fucking infested with propaganda shills who are being paid for shitposting. I'm not joking, mate, not at all. They are everywhere, on social media, forums, /pol/. It's 1984 unironically

>>23585737
I avoid divvies at all costs, a couple of my Lindsell funds pay an income type divie without an accumulation unit type offering. Its the only time I'm paid divvies, and it's just a drag on performance because of taxes.

I know one time somebody was hardcore defending divvies, then when they were proven wrong. They changed there argument to, *No, I only invest in divvies like MSFT!*. The fucking cope.

>>23585777
It’s europoors fault for locking down again, faggot.

>>23585486
>>23585694
There is literally nothing gay about a woman sticking her penis I'm your mouth and blowing a load. Sorry if straight sex grosses you fags out.

>>23585726
>The government tests people,
If people go get tested
> it's not self-diagnosed.
Except when it is.
Easy for someone to say "oh my god I have a runny nose, look at me everyone I have covid!!!" without first getting tested, such as just for attention or to get a free break from work. If you mean to say all of the 75 got government-tested and were positive, I'd go with >>23585623 if it's a PCR-based test.
Additionally, I am never saying that they were not infected or anything, just that it's just the flu.
>says that like 2 or 3 % of old people died from it.
That's consistent with everything else, e.g. the flu death rate among the elderly.

Fuck it I cash out for loss. Buying in again in a few weeks when it really dips.

Oh dang I didn't realize the election was on Tuesday. I need to pull out tomorrow.

PLTR

>>23585812
Jasmine Rose
Beata Undine/Onsaka
Estelle Laurence
Cindy Compa
Madame Truffaut
Monika Wipper

i bought NIO and RKT calls today

Imagine being scared of a common cold

>>23585777
You’re the ones who enforced lockdowns again.

>>23584615
Which gungompany to guy?

>>23585777
CHECKED

>>23585858
how far out?
depending on the date, I agree with your position

>>23585812
Latex Lucy

>>23585772
They're by far the worst. 5% div yield per year and -25% average 5y price change. You have no choice but to handpick divvy stocks if that's what you're going for, and even then you really shouldn't do that because, once more, QQQ will defeat your gains including DRIP.

>>23585822
Yes, it's amazing. It's a shame because maybe there are dividend strategies we don't know about, but clearly nobody who shills dividends have any idea about them either.
For example, maybe someone knows a viable dividend capture strategy and would like to discuss it, but it's impossible with the divvytard shills.

>>23584717
>the big brains are pulling some shady bullshit but god fucking dammit there is no reason UPS should shit the bed like today
Not sure. I think it’s an opportunity, but I was concerned before earnings. Somehow Credit Suisse had identified them as a top conviction underperform, along with Gilead.

>>23585832
Yes, they were government-tested.

>That's consistent with everything else, e.g. the flu death rate among the elderly.
I agree with you. But again, he just texted me, that he's reinfected.

My average cost is $11.50 for GME. It was nice knowing you frens. I’ll buy back once it hits >$9

>>23585619
To be fair, most of the so-called "traders" on this board would legitimately be better served buy-and-holding an index ETF, or for that matter a selection of dividend-paying bluechips. So saying that he's "no help" isn't exactly fair. New investors often don't know what dividends are, and his pithy reminder that they're your friends gets people to check them out.

>>23585870
9/17/21 18c for RKT and 1/15/21 28c for NIO

>>23585803
>things dont have to make sense

except they do, or else it's impossible to anticipate the opportunity before it happens in the first place. like FDX or AMZN you can make a logical case for why they mooned during covid with ecommerce. "people really love trucks" doesn't actually mean anything because the question is why are they killing it on earnings now compared to before?

WE ARE THE GAMESTOP MARINES

WE ARE NOT SELLING

>>23585805
Typically they have a bunch of criteria, such as:
- mega cap
- no decrease in dividend in the past 20 years
- yield at least X%
(they all suck massive dicks though).

Anyone else think there is a direct correlation between the Hunter pics and the crash?
Was the market ready for it? Can we recover? How much analysis is required?

>>23585914
This meme is still gay but its more fitting considering warhammer is at least a game.

>>23585854
the source material is great too, if your friends haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU

>>23584325
I wrote the SA short squeeze articles. GME bros, the mission to Jupiter is still on, but be aware - election volatility is going to wreck all positions until we have a clear winner. This is not exclusive to GME.

>>23585922
As a Trump voter I can tell you 100% nobody cares about the Hunter pics.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23585909
It'll be a blowout but just a little bit behind 1984's election.

It's unironically over for Trumpers (not for Republicans in general though because they bogged the courts).

>>23585936
(just kidding)

>>23585936
Could you imagine?

>>23585854
>>23585881
what do you like about them?

>>23585383
divybro is always positive

>>23585936
You made me look. For that I curse you

>>23585905
Oh you're golden sir - hold strong! Great position to have - should print nicely

Will Big Tobacco recover? Was thinking about loading up on a shitload of Philip Morris for that fat divvy.

>>23585902
I don't trade. I'm strongly against it unless you have an edge or better technical training in that field. There are some anons here who have made impressive gains, but they are the micro minority. The rest are robin hood niggers bringing liquidity and laughs to SMG lol.

They will trade until they lose massively then switch strat to something for actual retail investors. (as u described)

I've been a long term holder since 18, I'm 22 now and deep into six figs as a result of no dumb ass trading.

if you sold GME before the next round of news comes out, turn in your investment card, you are no longer allowed to play

>>23585854
I've seen homeless methed out teepee Indian crack whores that have a prettier face than that, what the FUCK

>>23584538
me was talking to newb zoomie investors am this litterally they reaction to -4% days

they just like "uhhh so buy the dip"

>_<

>>23585922
Literally nobody cares. Stop spending all your time on /pol/ it is warping your worldview and will not allow you to trade the markets effectively.

>>23585960
I enjoy non-English speaking porn so I don't hear the annoying dialogue mid-fuck.
>"Oh my gawd"
>"Your dick is so big"
>"I'm cumming"

>>23585900
Why is everyone on this board too fucking retarded to know how < and > work? jesus christ.

>>23585995
Based.

Why do demonrats want to crash the market so bad?

Sold GME at $14 bros.

Getting excited to buy back in at $9. Missed the last opportunity to buy under $10.

>>23586022
So that all of us become financially dependent on whatever bullshit welfare program they concoct.

>>23585758
bronco nostalgia

>>23584893
Similar but a different stock. Was considering hedging but didnt want to lose out on potential gains. Tfw my hedge wouldve done a good job.

>>23585999
Just buy the dip you fud'ing tranny

>>23586050
me did O_O
already up 1k prob gonna sell soon tho

>>23585907
i told you dude people love trucks you dont understand the market and demand so from your perspective it makes no sense but the market will speak for itself

oopsies made too early of well fugg you
NEW!!!

>>23586101

>>23586101

>>23586101

>>23586101

NEW @_@ !!!!

>>23586101

>>23586101

>>23586101

>>23586101

Is 4chan slow today

>>23585758
Because 95% of people don’t give a shit about the meme virus. It’s just the 5% of cnn watchers and redditors that are hyping it up.

>>23586124
your mom is slow

>>23585907
If you don't understand the difference between "what is" and "what should be", thats on you.
You can kick and scream all you want about irrational markets, but they will still exist no matter how deep you analyze what's goin on.
Embrace the chaos that is the market.

>futures green
AND WE'RE BACK

>>23585898
Fake tests that are too sensitive and picking up random rna/dna fragments.

>>23585990
Yeah and oil too. Trust me, bro

>>23586133
then truck buying would stay the same, the question is why would it go up?

>>23585541
That's a funny story

>>23585067
Get yourself some fake tits

>>23585865
I chose to trade Ruger for the following reasons:
1. Retraced a lot off the 2020 summer peak
2. It has a very small float of ~17 million shares. Small float means price can move a lot in very short period of time if demand for the stock spikes.
3. zero debt
4. specialty is mainly mid range guns with prices somewhat competitive with the lowest cost companies like Hi-Point and Rock Island. Ruger is generally the company you lean towards if you don't want the cheapest of the cheap but you're still trying to save money.

This is a swing trade only. It is not a long hold. Look at the long term chart to see why. It doesn't trend consistently. As soon as market thinks the high demand is tapering off, shareholders are going to pull out and price will drop.

>>23584648
I wish TD ameritrade carried it buts it only traded on the LSE.

>>23585029
A way I have always explained it is that the Federal government will continue to spend the way it currently does, and at some point in the future the deficit will have to be paid down. Probably through raising taxes in one way or another. That's why I use a roth.

Is that pajeet nigger in the FCC going to fuck over the markets with some meme Sect. 230 clown shit?

>>23584590
safetards make no money either