/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23580602
>fuck niggers, always

>>23580602
>I was good friends with Lawrence E. King

He really was

>>23580602
>*sips Coke*

>>23580602
>If market can be irrational, then you should nnot expect yourself to stay rational at all times. Just follow your emotions and then the profits will be sure to come.

>Don’t be the caveman who saw gold as just a pretty rock. Strive to be the caveman who knew that the former would bash his head in for more of it.

>>23580602
Haha btc go up

>>23580602
>Protect trans kids. Black lives matter

>Buy high, sell low

>yolo lick butts

>Weekly OTM options are the fastest way to build wealth as a retail investor

>dude ....... where’s my car?

>>23581511
Forgot to add:
>[crowd laughs]

>>23580602
>The size of your stack does not matter, it's how you use it.

>>23580602
>Don't try to time the market it, there is always time for everything

>>23580602
>You only know who's been swimming naked when they turn to the beach and shout where's my fucking wallet

>niggers tongue my anus

> get jew friends

Wow, /biz/ is really uncreative huh

>I dunno, I feel like I'm just going to all in on fucking Bitcoin, because if I have to wage slave into my 60s, I am probably going to fucking kill myself man. If I still have millions on my death be I am hiring a team of hitmen I am going to organize a fundraiser dinner and have them fucking red wedding all the hollywood elite pedos.

>>23580602
> time out of the market is better than putting all of your eggs in one basket that you are willing to lose

>Chainlink is fundamentally squared.

>A good portfolio is like an onion. It has many layers, and sometimes you weep.

>>23581803
Very true, except for the insane gas fees

>Meeting a girl in the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better

No fat chicks.

>He bought?

>>23580602
>Taking loss is not a defeat, it means you have learned something... and knowledge is more important than any amount of profit

I shall consume the living, and the dead!

>>23580602
>Investing is like sitting on a toilet. You never know what's going to come out.

>you make the money when you buy, so always buy and you'll always make money

>>23583130
Saved

>>23580602
>look afters the pennies, and the pounds will look after you

>never bet against the bogandoffs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Warren Buffet on crypto

>>23581388
kek

>Ya’ll niggas telling me I can put money in some shit and I get more money for free just for waiting? Nah, you fuckin’ with me tho.

>>23580602
it's not my dick inside your mother, it's your mother wrapped around my dick

>>23580602
>Honestly, i don't know what the hell i'm doing

>>23582653
Based

>>23580633
we said fake ones not real

>>23580602
>it's not the peenus that goes seeks bagina it's the bagina that wraps her disgusting self around the peenus

>>23580602
unironically just opened this

>>23584937
Naval is a fucking fraud

>>23580602
>I'm gay and I'll give you 69 shares of BRK.B if you suck my dick.

My most profitable swings are from a rope

Crypto is like a square box of poison candy, whatever you get you're fucked

When people come up to me and say "Hey sing that famous song about drinking on the beach" and I say "I'm not Jimmy Buffett, I'm Warren Buffett. You know, the stock trader" and they turn around and say "can I have your autograph?" that's when you know you're the shit.

>>23580602
There are no stupid investments, only stupid investors.

>>23580602
>buy bitcoin

>Dollar dollar bills y'all.

>>23580602
>Anything worth doing is always a gamble.

>Sneed and Chuck sold the same products just to different customers but Sneed bought Chuck’s because they fucking sucked.

>>23580602
>martingale strategies work when you have an unlimited line of credit and hedge your entire business through insurance operations
>never sell the house you make your fortune in and always make sure you get your picture taken in front of it so people don't know about your Manhattan penthouse or the fact you legitimately own countless properties through your real estate company
>best way to make a fortune is backroom deals no one else has access to