/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23580584
you are one dumb retard if you cant handle ordering off a giant fucking menu right in front of you on the glass.

>>23580584
Based
>>23580627
Not based

I bought a steak before, medium rare, just like the blood of my enemies who i consumed for profit

>>23580584
I refuse to believe that a person can do that big of a fuck up

>>23580686
I've done worse, but I won't greentext for my self-esteem

>>23580584
I fucking hate this what do you want what else what else... subway style of serving food. just give me every fucking thing it comes with and ring me up. Jesus fucking Christ, if I have to do all that I may as well make my own fucking sandwich.

>>23580584
lol just say you haven't been outside recently due to Bitcoin trading

That sounds absolutely wonderful to witness

>>23580584
anon on a scale of 1-10 how autistic are you.

>>23580745
do it. we're anonymous.

>>23581222
I haven't ever gotten diagnosed with it, and I did online autism tests but never scored autistic, just usually neurotypical.
>>23580749
I'll continue having my mom cook for me, and making food myself it's cheaper anyway.

One thing I hate the most in life is that when you cash out and you want to spend on something nice. People would treat you like some stupid kid out of school when you order some chicken wings or a quarter pounder. I just want my meal and be treated like a run of the mill customer. I've made my money on good trades. Just give me my damn order, I don't want to make any chitchat. No wonder touchscreen order machines are becoming the norm!

>>23580584
How do you people operate in day to day if you can't even perform basic function, really makes me think

I bet nobody in this thread went to subway or they have gone there so many times they already know their favorite sub by heart.

>>23580584
You did good for your first time kid. Keep it up and soon you'll be ordering with the best of us.

Here's the trick OP, just act like an asshole. It feels bad but you won't look retard.
>what kind of bread do you want
>"oh what the hell does it matter? are they paying you to ask stupid questions or make my sandwich?"
>proceeds to make your sandwich silently

>>23583897
Don't ask if I ever did this, but it's sort of a Subway employee secret to not wash one of your fingers after you go to the bathroom. The gloves are easy enough to stretch through sneakily if you try, and they'll start touching all the ingredients with that finger.
This probably happened to you a lot, OP as well.

>>23580584
>>23580686
>>23580749
This same thing has happened to me many times. I really do not like the subway/chipotle process, which is why I don't eat there. They have a menu but when you ask for what's on the menu they just reply in half-english. I don't understand what the point of that menu even is if they can't even order it.

Here's a typical interaction I'll have at a fast food place.
>Go into mcdonalds because it seems like it would be faster than waiting in their huge drive through line
>Haven't been in there forever, looks a lot more modern than what I remember
>Order big mac and a milkshake at register
>Woman turns away for a second, not sure if I'm supposed to pay now or when I get my food and she didn't seem to punch anything into register. I don't want to walk away if I'm supposed to pay now, but she seems to be distracted so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do
>"Hi, excuse me, do I pay now or when I get my food?"
>blank stare, woman doesn't seem to speak english
>"Do I pay now or later?" I have my wallet open, no cash value is showing up on the register or anything.
>She says something in spanish to coworker who is also speaking spanish while looking back to me repeatedly
>Someone behind me is asking if they can order
>Two women are now trying to speak to me in spanglish asking me to repeat what I said, maybe 4 times
>"do I pay now or when I get my food?"
>get blank stares back
>gesture with my wallet out with my hand in it, point at register
>"can I pay for my food now?"
Somehow I left with the food and never paid. I don't understand why every time I go into a place like this it's a huge ordeal. I feel like Larry David but 5 times more autistic.

Subways trash
Overpaying some zoomer to make you a sandwich

>>23580584
this isn't a joke. it's a factual series of events. this is what every /biz/ basement dweller is actually like
remember, no matter how much money you make off internet coins, you will ALWAYS be an awkward weird virgin that people find creepy.

>>23580584
you did well

>>23584053
that's a queer pretending to be a female

>>23583949
wtf?

>>23583949
>>23584093
>The gloves are easy enough to stretch through sneakily if you try
What does this even mean?

>>23581431
I hate to break it to you, buy it you weren't mentally challenged, they wouldn't treat you like a "kid out of school" you must be giving off powerful mouth breather energy kek

>>23584026
This makes me sad. The world wasn't built for people like us.

>>23580584
This is why I don't want to wageslave anymore.
I cannot interact with other humans

>>23583949
BASED

>>23584026
We're awkward weird chads that people find interesting. Leaders of men not afraid to stand up to the ancient rigid social norms of of sandwich ordering.

>>23584151
Why would anyone build a world FOR retards?
that doesn't even make sense

>>23584216
>Leaders of men not afraid to stand up to the ancient rigid social norms of touching pussy

>>23580584
Nice, enjoy your champion meal

>>23580584
Cute retarded anon

>>23584250
Autists, not retards.

>>23584071
Fuck it, made me dick hard

>>23580584
>the amount of newfags not realizing it’s a pasta
I thought summer ended?

>>23580584
Congrats on making it! I'm so excited for you

>>23583994
So if I act autistic enough I can get free food?

>>23584285
nah most of you are actual retards
autists are actually usually pretty based because they don't have a filter or don't even understand what they're saying should even be considered for filtering

the most based girl I ever fucked around with was an autist. she was like incapable of lying. hard to explain and also very weird in many cases
but like... she meant the shit she said and the sex was phenomenal

>>23584053
very cute girl

>>23584351

kek, your best fuck ever was an autistic girl?

>>23584388
up there. great body, cute af face and was totally submissive. and spent a ton of money on me for no reason all the time
and she'd get this look in her eye when she wanted sexy time that was like right out of anime
like her eyes twinkled crazy intense
and she wasn't into shopping and hated niggers

yeah. no shame she's in my top 5, maybe even top 3 anon

>>23584351
>seething because deep down he knows he's bad at ordering sandwiches.
>never even tried the sweet onion sauce or getting extra bacon
You'll understand when you're older.

>>23584483
>sweet onion sauce
>not calling it French Auju sauce
imagine not knowing

>>23584369
"girl"

>>23584026
I have a girlfriend anon... I just never really ever went out anywhere. I don't really get how people do the whole talking thing anyway. MY mom's coworker once tried talking to me and I stared at her for a minute before walking off... I don't know what she expects after complimenting me.

>>23584604
>I don't really get how people do the whole talking thing
It's mostly ritualistic. Small talk syncs the minds of the participants like a SYN/ACK handshake. Just say you like turtles, everyone likes turtles.

>>23580584
Kekked and shared to a friend

>>23584594
yeah girl! Isnt she pretty? I wish i was cute like her

>>23584351
my mom's kinda autistic and at times these people are dense as fuck and can't comprehend the simplest things
here in Germany many of my normie "friends" are autistic too and can't understand fine nuances of the natural language and why I use specific words and expressions at specific times
Germans are fucking retarded and got sticks up their butts, sometimes I want to strangle them but some of them are very likeable persons, some are plain dumb and rude

>>23584730
Yeah, if David Snyder is to be believed, all you have to do to get people to like you is repeat the key phrase/main subject of their sentence back to them as a question.

That's 90% of a successful conversation, playing the get-to-know-you game. Each person waits for the other to make the first move, and since neither really cares, you have to be the one to care most of the time.

Since we're all generally socially maladapted here from so much imageboard use, this means we can't tolerate the verbal back and forth that is the foundation of social relationships, making us alone together.

>>23580584
Got in early on FUDcoin. $500 airdrop. Only time I ever cashed out.

Bought 2 chicken sandwiches, a milkshake, and mini-blizzard from DQ for a friend and I.

Rest got flushed away in some bad buys or invested into my own project.

>>23580584
Based fuck subway, why do I need so many options for a fucking sandwich

>>23580584
>to spoil myself for a nice meal at Subway
The fuck's wrong with you?

>>23581239
are we?

>>23580745
I once stood at a shake shop for literally half an hour trying to figure out what I want. There were like 40 options and it felt rude to leave without getting anything.

>>23580584
sex doll

>>23585827
posting in cute thread

>>23580584
Here is how it goes for me
>Walk in to Subway, everyone moves out of my way so I can order
>see i giant fucking picture showing you the different bread options
>basedboy behind the counter asks what I want
>"Meatball sub with bacon on white bread, toasted with parmesan, salt and pepper"
>basedboy heats up sandwich pulls it out and asks if I want any toppings
>"I just fucking told you, parmesan, salt and pepper"
>"So..sorry sir" he mumbles
>tower over him as he bags up the food, making sure he doesn't fuck with it
Walk out and you're done. EZ PZ. Stop caring about what other people are thinking so much OP, most of the time they are thinking like you, self conscious about meaningless bullshit.

>>23584604
I would hate to see the monstrosity of a female that would date a weirdo who doesn't know how to order a sandwich or say "thank you" after a compliment.
imagine the smell...

>>23585884
>Meatball sub
um, based department?

>go to mcdonalds
>go in drive through
>get coffee
>sit behind a mammoth truck
>Think to myself "stupid redneck"
>get to window to pay for my coffee
>guy tells me that the dude infront of me paid for it on account of me wearing a Trump hat
>Im not wearing a Trump hat, it's just a normal dirty old cap that happens to be red
>Whatever, free coffee
>Jokes on that hillbilly, I'm voting Biden. Thanks for the free coffee, asshole.

>>23586068
Based. big keks for chad.

>>23580627
Newfag begone

>>23585979

>>23585827
superglue for my sex dolls

>>23586068
That's not how it works, anon. You took the coffee. you have to vote for Trump now.

>>23583994
I've walked out of KFC before during an order as the cashier was taking so long to operate what I assume is a touch screen with pictures of the food on it. I had already waited like 15 minutes despite there being only 1 person Infront of me in the queue.

I didn't even say anything when I left, I just kind of sperged out and left the counter half way through making the order, although that was partly because I was raging internally and knee better than to start spouting off in front of a rapidly growing queue

>>23584604
you might have a girlfriend and fuck her but you're still a virgin deep down.

>>23586680
Also, I just remembered the first time I went to McDonald's. I asked for a "value meal" or some shit similar because I think I had heard something like that on an advert and I didn't know what anything was called.

I then panicked and asked for a cheese burger and got confused when they asked me "if I wanted to make it a meal". I didn't know that meant add fries and a drink. I can be such an autistic idiot sometimes

>>23580584
Nice b8 m8. I miss autistposting, it’s definitely not like it used to be

>in local shop
>pay using self scan and tap card
>pick up groceries and go
>security guard starts shouting behind me to stop
>look around for the vagabond who has stolen shopping
>can't see who he is shouting at so keep walking
>guy keeps shouting so turn around again and he's behind me
>calls me a thief and demands I pay
>tell him I tapped my card
>marches me back to store and card reader says insert card
>put in card and pay
>banned from local shop

>>23586068
Nice redneck treated you to a coffee and you call him dumb, that's not very friendly

>>23584324
on biz, summer is when price go up
making money or making frens
can't have both

>>23584827
Can you cook and clean? Come be my house husband.

>>23580584
Related, I looked at a place's website before they went there and saw they had a Cuban sandwich. Then I went in there and ordered it and the retard at the counter said they didn't have that there. I wanted to call him a retard but decided he was just some sad zoomer working a shitty job and left.

It's a chain restaurant and every time I go there they always manage to disappoint me, it's actually amazing how uniformly that chain sucks ass.

>>23580584
life must be hard for low functioning autists
>>23583994
alright lad, the cashier is going to punch in your order into the machine, they will then tell you the price. This is usually when you're supposed to pay.

>>23588533
Well imagine a scenario where you order your food via an app, or ordered it to be picked up via phone.
You get there and as you are picking up you pay for it. Wouldn't it make sense then (if just as many people are coming in for pickup) that everyone pays when they actually have their food in their hands?
Otherwise it would be confusing to keep track if someone paid or not, because some would be paying before and some after.

>>23588612
Sure, that would be the easiest way to do it. I don't often order over the phone but usually it does go like this. They'll just grab your completed order and bring it up to the register and then you pay.
I guess if it's not done yet they'll either have you pay immediately, and possibly mark it as paid in some way or just have the cashier remember, or have you pay when it's done.
I'm sure if you wanted to game the system you could lie to a cashier during very busy hours and hope they don't remember that you didn't pay, but the vast majority of people wouldn't even think about doing this, so it's not much of a concern to them.