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>> No.23572796

Came for the pink wojaks

>> No.23572819

dow into CB today?

>> No.23572821
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23572821

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23572822
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23572822

TERRAIN AHEAD

>PULL UP
PULL UP
>PULL UP

TERRAIN AHEAD

>PULL UP
PULL UP
>PULL UP!

>> No.23572824
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23572824

buy the dip 3320 is the bottom

>> No.23572825
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23572825

I am not okay.

>> No.23572826

First for buy the dip

>> No.23572828
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23572828

Let us pray
>Grant to us all good things needful for this body and life and profitable for our salvation, and keep from us all things harmful, that sustained in time of want and guarded in time of prosperity, we may endure to the day of our Lord’s coming and be judged worthy of eternal life; through Jesus Christ, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forevermore.
Amen.

>> No.23572829
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23572829

>>23572796

>> No.23572830
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23572830

>>23572796
stayed for the bobos

>> No.23572835

fucking tsla WHY CANT YOU GO UP nghghg NRHRGERHR

>> No.23572853
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23572853

>>23572796

>> No.23572854
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23572854

IRON HANDS OF STEEL FOR AMZN AAPL EARNINGS

>> No.23572855
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23572855

>>23572796
Stay for the livestreams :^)

>> No.23572857
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23572857

DONT FALL FOR IT FAGGOT ITS GOING TO BE A GREEN DAY
BUY THE DIPS

>> No.23572859

>>23572828
Amen.

>> No.23572861

Well nothing to do now except keep holding and pray to god.

>> No.23572862
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23572862

>Sold beginning of last week
>All cash
Feels good bruhs

>> No.23572864

Bros I think I fucked up selling my GME. It looks like it's squeezing now....

>> No.23572865

GME GREEN?

>> No.23572866
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23572866

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.23572869

CRSR

>> No.23572871
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23572871

Procrustes, also called Polypemon, Damastes, or Procoptas, in Greek legend, a robber dwelling somewhere in Attica—in some versions, in the neighbourhood of Eleusis. His father was said to be Poseidon. Procrustes had an iron bed (or, according to some accounts, two beds) on which he compelled his victims to lie. Here, if a victim was shorter than the bed, he stretched him by hammering or racking the body to fit. Alternatively, if the victim was longer than the bed, he cut off the legs to make the body fit the bed’s length. In either event the victim died. Ultimately Procrustes was slain by his own method by the young Attic hero Theseus, who as a young man slayed robbers and monsters whom he encountered while traveling from Trozen to Athens.

>> No.23572873

GME WTF WAS THAT

>> No.23572874
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23572874

>tfw down 1.8%
Fuggg

>> No.23572877

GME

>> No.23572879

>>23572857
cope

>> No.23572881

GME WTF ARE WE COOMING BACK?

>> No.23572883
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23572883

>>23572828
PRAISE BE JESUS. DELIVER US FROM BEARS.

>> No.23572888

THE BLOODBATH IS REAL~~~~~~

>> No.23572890

Shorts covering

>> No.23572891

GEE EMM FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23572893
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23572893

Weak hands deserve no profits

>> No.23572895

I can't wait for people posting how they sold the bottom, AGAIN, FOR THE SECOND TIME, IN A FUCKING WEEK

>> No.23572896

>>23572857
Don't lure in the suckers.

>> No.23572898

>>23572864
>>23572865
>Sell my GME call
>Instantly lose 250 on MSFT
>GME goes green

BOGDANOFF

>> No.23572899

Bros, it doesn't look good. Not at all

>> No.23572900

CRSR a green in a ocean of red

>> No.23572902

GME you crazy son of a bitch

>> No.23572903

I gave it 2 whole minutes then I was out dooms day

>> No.23572905

anyone can show the order book for GME?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.23572909
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23572909

No, now I am down 2.2%

>> No.23572912
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23572912

Thought shorts would take this opportunity to cover in all this turmoil. Guess not.

>> No.23572914
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23572914

>>23572828

>> No.23572920

Man look at all these cheapies!
You guys must be really excited!
I mean you did go 80+% liquid during the election cycle... Right?

>> No.23572925

My orders filled. Got an even lower price on one. Already green today.
Buy the fucking dip and meet me on the beaches bros

>> No.23572932
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23572932

>>23572874
sounds nice anon

>> No.23572933

GE is the only correct stock with the letters G and E.

>> No.23572934
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23572934

>he didn't cash out like a week ago

>> No.23572935
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23572935

>GME pumping
NICE

>> No.23572938

THIS IS CRAZY

>> No.23572945

>>23572864
Thanks, you may have saved us all
Please don't buy back in
Inversing you is a shure bet to make money

>> No.23572949

Loading up on
>NEE
>MCD
>V
>PLUG

>> No.23572951

GME always goes up first hour or so tho lets hope it doesnt crash hard soon

>> No.23572954
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23572954

CRSR is mooning

>> No.23572955
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23572955

>> No.23572956
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23572956

DON'T CALL IT A COOM BACK

>> No.23572960

>>23572864
thanks faggot haha

>> No.23572964
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23572964

>>23572781
guess where we're headed.

>> No.23572965
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23572965

>>23572914
Perfection

>> No.23572966
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23572966

>>23572914

>> No.23572967
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23572967

GME PLEASE

>> No.23572971
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23572971

Looks like Plug was the right play for today

>> No.23572972

what bad news has the market dumping?

>> No.23572974
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23572974

Go back to sleep, Anon
Stock are fine. It will all work out.

Just don't open your broker today.

>> No.23572976

>>23572932
>$266.21
Are your life savings gone?

>> No.23572981

>>23572932
Did you option gamble on earnings and got rekt by theta

>> No.23572982

>>23572945
I don't want to miss out. I'm going to buy back in right now.

>> No.23572989

Buy the PLTR dip
You are here
$12 EOM
$20 EOY
$100 Q2 2021
$300 2024 EOY

>> No.23572996

>>23572981
kek yeah

>> No.23572997

>>23572972
Halloween approaching, gotta spook the weak hands.

>> No.23572998

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CRSR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23573000

>cringe fudding with MSFT and AAPL
>based pumping with CRSR and GME
Nice. I'm rock hard right now.

>> No.23573006

>>23572964
Perma crab aka scalpers wet dream.

>> No.23573007

>>23572864
how the fuck is +2% look like squeezing lmao

>> No.23573013

>>23572972
Yuro countries taking lockdown measures

>> No.23573014

GME morning pump

but dump to $11 can follow afterwards, now's your chance to buy protective puts

>> No.23573015

THIS IS IT I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT SELL FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.23573030

I have no money left to buy the dip. I can't even tell myself theres good to come from this

>> No.23573034
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23573034

Today is the day, check cum

>> No.23573039
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23573039

Do I sell my jogger stock? It's had a bad week, and I am way ahead.
I wanted to keep for december holiday sales, but not sure with POTUS and COVID fears.

>> No.23573043

guys i work at jpm and today a nigger withdrew $20 but he asked for 2 10 dollar bills

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23573050

>MA
>V
>UPS
>MSFT
stop, i'm ded already

>> No.23573054
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23573054

this is just the beginnig

>> No.23573069

>>23572972
Democracy is at risk, if we don't cause a crash the guy we don't like might win.

>> No.23573074

SPXL mooning. I was right, I fucking made it

>> No.23573077
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23573077

>VIX already dropping
Heh, here we go GREEN EOD. DOOMBULL GONNA RIP

>> No.23573081
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23573081

The second lockdown is the craziest thing ever.
The economy in europe will never recover from this.
It's over fellow europoors.

>> No.23573082

>>23573043
please refrain from using that word in my thread, thank you :)

>> No.23573088
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23573088

CHEAPIES! CHEAPIES! PLEASE SELL MORE WEAK HANDS! CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

>> No.23573089

Holy fuck Bros I work in Bellevue way and they just implemented facial recognition and temperature screening fucking iPads at the gate to a fucking buildsite, what the actual fuck.

>> No.23573092
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23573092

23572875
Oh fugg I didn't know what this image was exactly when I posted it. I downloaded it last year and could just tell it was market related. It's dated today! WTF I AM CRAZY

>> No.23573107

>>23573030
Not having cash is saving me from General Electric FOMO.

>> No.23573114

>>23573081
>The economy in europe will never recover from this.
That means I don't have to wagecuck.

>> No.23573116

WHY IS THE DOLLAR UP WTF

MY MINERS

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23573117
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23573117

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

who bought today? Picked up 3 shares of MSFT, 2 shares of JNJ, 1 share of LOW and 1 share of BAC

Also look at that ADP bump

Phone Posting

>> No.23573129
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23573129

>>23573081
just let these boomers die, they ruined the planet and the economies

>> No.23573137

>>23573081
Oh, now the economy is the stock market?

>> No.23573143

>>23573117
Check out MO cheapies today. Also MCD is down a good amount and they just upped their divvy.

>> No.23573149
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23573149

GME bros please be cautious abut buying back in right now. This pump concerns me.
>source: dude trust me

>> No.23573157

If the market crashes back to march lows and we have a contested election do yall think were going to see major chimpouts? Not just black i mean. Like category 5 all race chimpouts. Boombooms goosestepping, nigs apeing, chinks chinking

>> No.23573162

>>23573149
what do you mean

>> No.23573163

BUY EVERY DIP

>> No.23573164

>>23573116
USD is a safe haven
When markets tumble, typically algos are programmed to go long the dollar futures or trade the spot directl.y

>> No.23573168

FUCK GME!!!!!

>> No.23573175

Come on GME PLEASE

>> No.23573177
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23573177

Guys, is it unironically time to buy GEO? If Trump wins it should at the very least go back to its post-Corona (!) high which was ~14$.

>> No.23573178

>>23573117
34 REI.UN
58 XEI
I grow richer each day. It is a slow ride, but all uphill

>> No.23573179

Burn down your nearest synagogue in minecraft

>> No.23573185

>>23572982
>baggie buys, GME drops to low $12s
>baggie sells, pumps to $13
>baggie buys again, GME drops hard

Are sure you aren't an illegitimate son of the Bogs?

>> No.23573186

>>23573149
You have doomed us all, yet again.

>> No.23573188

Where are those oil fags today? probably suicide.

>> No.23573191

Does anyone else consistantly buy right before the fucking dip? This keeps fucking happening to me.

>> No.23573193

>>23573149
The spike to $13 was 100% because of a short covering.

>> No.23573195

>RIDE
Holy shit. Did I miss some news or is it just because the announcement was delayed?

>> No.23573202
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23573202

>>23572900
sailing that sea

>> No.23573203

>>23573157
they are already looting before the results, if Trump wins this will be 9/11 x 1000 chimpout

>> No.23573204

>>23573175
It literally doesn't matter if it pumps or dumps today.

>> No.23573206

>>23573191
Only buy on red days.

>> No.23573207

>>23573081
Black Death, WW1 & 2 all worse than this china flu. no where near the end

>> No.23573214

>>23573157
>goosestepping
americans are to fat for that

>> No.23573225

>>23573206
Nigga it's been a red day for 3 weeks

>> No.23573231

WS still cant get a quote for today. WS a shit but the free trades are so sexy

>> No.23573244

WHEN ARE GME XBOX. SONY. NINTENDO NEWSS

>> No.23573245

>>23573225
Buying the dip =/= All in on the dip

>> No.23573252

go go vix power to ya

>> No.23573253
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23573253

DOCTOR WE'VE GOT A PULSE.

>> No.23573259

>>23573225
Good.

>> No.23573265

WTF IS THAT

>> No.23573268

>>23573129
Boomers rather destry the economy than just a few of them coofing to death
We cant let them die as boomers hold all political power

>> No.23573271

Holy fuck, we are crashing

>> No.23573278

>>23573245
oh NOW you tell us

>> No.23573280

>>23573185
I bou8ght the PLTR dip too and it keeps fucking dipping.

>> No.23573287

>>23573244
Sony and Microsoft touched on their console releases and basically said they were doing good, I really doubt nintendo's dropping any gamestop news either.

>> No.23573292

>>23573191
It's no coincidence. The most buys happen before the dump.

>> No.23573295

Sold my AAPL bags and my miners while they were still in green for me. Not staying in until this election mess gets sorted.

>> No.23573297

>>23573202
I just can't bring myself to buy it. Their products are too shit.

>> No.23573302
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23573302

no survivors today

>> No.23573303

My mother told me one day I will die

>> No.23573306
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23573306

So fucking comfy with my SLVO bags right now, lads.

>> No.23573308

vix 100 by friday

>> No.23573311
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23573311

>>23573117
let me help you out Anon.
Pic related.

>> No.23573313

>GME
GME

>> No.23573316

Panic sold MSFT today

>> No.23573320

>>23573280
PLTR will dip back to low $9

>> No.23573322

>>23573143
Own both and both are good. MO is just a reinvest at this point for me until I can see their less dangerous brands and CRON and juul investments start cashfowing.

MCD is in my rotation of buys. Bought some at the beginning of the month.

>> No.23573326

Welp I made the mistake of checking my portfolio. Hold me bros ;(

>> No.23573343

stop losses are getting close. Should I cancel them?

>> No.23573351

It’ll all be okay.

>> No.23573356

I'm fucked, aren't I?

>> No.23573358

>>23573311
Based and checked. Thanks fren

>> No.23573359

>>23572781
Tup holy shit

>> No.23573360

>>23573320
I love PLTR so much. You can make so much money from day trading with this bad boy.

>> No.23573361

Also where’s all the jackasses who swore Microsoft calls were a great idea

>> No.23573362

>>23573326
sell sell sell

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23573367

>>23573137
haha wtf I didn't say that... so much cope. Why would you invest in a dead economy faggot.

>> No.23573372

>>23573343
never do stop losses, do price alarms

>> No.23573376

>>23573188
Probably rotting by now, blew their brains a long while ago.

>> No.23573377

>>23573157
It will happen

>> No.23573378

>That feel when down $200 so far today.
Feels good. Might buy more CNQ

>> No.23573381

I get paid friday. What should i buy bros

>> No.23573383

>Tupperware up 28% today

>> No.23573382

Bross... The pain...

>> No.23573385

I never thought I'd become a bear

>> No.23573387

What the fuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.23573392

Sorry senpai, closing all my positions til after the election. These dumps are raping me

>> No.23573393
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23573393

>>23573081


Enjoy that bac.

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23573394

>>23572781
I love having capital to buy all these sexy dips mmmm

>> No.23573400

god FUCK why can't it be december already, I can't take bagholding GME any more

>> No.23573405

bobo pls stop ;_;

>> No.23573407

Target price for GE? For me it's $14 EOY

>> No.23573408
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23573408

>>23573316

>> No.23573413

>>23573193
Agreed. I opened more puts for 11/20
>>23573186
Sorry anon, I just try to be trustworthy.
>>23573162
I mean it's not going to keep pumping.

>> No.23573415

>>23573392
>not getting puts instead

>> No.23573416

>he didnt sell at 13
oh no no no

>> No.23573419

Fuck did I get BTFO by UPS. Looks like I’ll be poor forever and end up a nigger

>> No.23573420

Good morning everyone. I'm going to try something new today, let me know if I'm doing it right
*ahem*
AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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23573425

>>23573311
Nice digits, and don't forget QYLD.

>> No.23573427

>>23573326
If it makes you feel better I’m down $20K since October 12

>> No.23573431

>>23573367
>Buying European
As if I would ever

>> No.23573432

OH MY GOD THE CHEAPIES IM GONNA COOOM

>> No.23573434

kill the next minority you see

>> No.23573435
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23573435

MAKE IT STOOPPPP

>> No.23573436

>>23573405
No, my puts are free money right now. Bring in more FUD.

>> No.23573438

>>23573394
I know that feel. Going to go fuck one of my slampigs once all my buys fill.

>> No.23573439
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23573439

>40% of my folio is ARKK and TQQQ
this is fine

>> No.23573442
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23573442

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I GET CLOSER TO THE GRAVE-I AM
...
TERRIFIED!!!
...crash my car!
...
JUST TO FEEL AGAIN
AHHHHHHH

>> No.23573445

>>23573381
a weapon and water sanitiser

>> No.23573447

>>23573188
I've made at least 3k this year with oil and relatives, it's so fucking fun

>> No.23573451
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23573451

I'm all cash
Should I try to short? It an I better off just outperforming with cash.

>> No.23573456

>>23573427
yes that makes me feel better, thank you

>> No.23573464

SPACs are the new tankers

>> No.23573469

>>23573451
Learn to trade instead.

>> No.23573470

>>23573415

Rather sit in cash then gamble with puts. Seeing one of my miners drop more than $2 dollars at open shook me.

>> No.23573471

>>23573157
Roof koreans tier

>> No.23573472
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>>23573316
Risk management bros live to win another day.

>> No.23573473

>microsoft's earnings are bound to be great, put like 6000 in
>The earnings were fantastic, it's bound to skyrocket, put in every last free penny into it
>wake up this morning: "your microsoft stop loss has triggered!"

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23573479

tfw when u sell SQQQ for a 12% profit

>> No.23573490

>>23573202
why is their logo a bunch of wizards

>> No.23573492

>>23573442
Shit song shit taste

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23573496

after all that GME has given me and im shorting it

>> No.23573497

>>23573451

Shorting 5 days ago would’ve been a great idea, shorting now is retarded

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23573502

>>23573473
>priced in

>> No.23573506

>>23573469
I'm outperforming every index for the past 6 months. Even TQQQ for the past 3 months

>> No.23573511
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23573511

I never once panic sold in my life. I've had positions on stocks go to -30% and I held until they broke even. Why the fuck do people sell if they're down 5%? Stop buying companies you don't believe in, idiots.

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>>23573316
>Panic sold MSFT
Jesus
>>23573191
I just buy all the time. Keeps the Bogs from fucking me too hard
>>23573268
>>23573129
>>23573081
Euro boomers will set fire to the world if that means they get one more month to live. They have no children, they have no family, they have no god. The only thing waiting for them after they are dead is the big cold abyss or the flames of hell.

The average voting age is 60. Pensions and boomer pleasing is what keeps the Euro politicians voted into office.
Europe is fucked till the boomers die and then the Arabs take over. At this point I'm saying Alhamdulillah though.

>> No.23573514
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23573514

Anon, how is this different from gambling?

>> No.23573515

>>23573316
Hopefully you were green when you sold, because you're going to hate yourself when the retraction happens later.

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23573533

>Down 3%
I had worse days.

>> No.23573535

torch your local synagogue in minecraft

>> No.23573538

>>23573492
Suck a cock faglord

>> No.23573543

>>23573496
seriously? thats the trade you want to be on the other end of?
>thanos
>reddit
>tranny

>> No.23573544

>>23573497
It'll go down more though. Especially energy and airlines

>> No.23573549

>>23573514
its worse than gambling because theres no fun lights that scream at you calling you a retard

>> No.23573554

Literally no one else in GE right now? holy fucking shit.

>> No.23573560

>>23573473
I feel like it's just an overreaction but I got fucking KO'd on open i feel you

>> No.23573563

GDX is such a smoldering pile of dog shit, it's legitimately incredible.

>> No.23573570

>>23573464
Everything is the new tankers. 3 red days in a row, and Friday is most definitely a guaranteed red day, so tomorrow is our only hope of a green day or else this is going to be 5 straight days of red.

>> No.23573575

>>23573544

If that’s a gamble you’re willing to take. This shit has dumped and pumped weekly for weeks now. They could start printing stories an hour from now about how great everything is and the day would turn green. It’s all fake and a shot in the dark

>> No.23573578

Is that anon that had a spy $339 put for 12/18 here? Post gains!

>> No.23573579

PRINTERS ON NIGGERS

>> No.23573585

This is the exact moment of the day when you should buy calls. Do you have the balls to?

t. AAPL, MSFT, AMD, LOGI caller

>> No.23573586

>>23573511
That’s a reasonable position if you invest in good stocks. Everyone knows -30% is only temporary in oil because there is no way it won’t bounce back from that, it’s different with meme stocks like GME though.

>> No.23573588

>>23573513
>Euro boomers will set fire to the world if that means they get one more month to live. They have no children, they have no family, they have no god. The only thing waiting for them after they are dead is the big cold abyss or the flames of hell.

The average voting age is 60. Pensions and boomer pleasing is what keeps the Euro politicians voted into office.
Europe is fucked till the boomers die and then the Arabs take over. At this point I'm saying Alhamdulillah though.

brb I will get a tattoo with that based text on my back

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23573590

>Sony and Corsair are my only stocks in the green
Gamers rise up!

>> No.23573594

>>23573563
>He fell for the gold jew memes.

>> No.23573595
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23573595

Retarded bulls be like

>> No.23573596

>>23573514
You get free drinks at a casino

>> No.23573597

>>23573511
I made the mistake of being 100% leveraged. I needed to sell or risk getting margin called. I learned a valuable lesson.

>> No.23573601

>>23573579
go drop a printer on a nigger's head/car from on top of an overpass

>> No.23573608

>>23573554

NO fuck that boomer shit were smarter than the market were all in on GME

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23573612

I am financially ruined hue bros

>> No.23573614
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23573614

WTF DO I DO WITH THESE PLEASE HELP IM SCARSD

>> No.23573616

I'm now at the same up % as the end of August
Ffs

>> No.23573617

I'm RECOOOOOOOVERING!
The bottom was in. Today we eat!
Bulls! Bulls to me! To me, we ride! Bulls!

>> No.23573620

Is the bottom in for PLTR? I want more shares but it would be above my avg cost

>> No.23573622

>>23573579
printers jammed holy fuck what they gonna do

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23573629

Where my /not opening my broker today/ mates at?

>> No.23573639

>>23573563

I watched 3 gold stocks crab for the past 5 months while other stocks I was watch made gains. I finally sold my miners. Shit made no sense. They should be pumping but dump with everything else.

>> No.23573647

>>23573629
who /committing random acts of violence to minorities/ today

>> No.23573652

>>23573617
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23573657

long/short portfolio will be king for the next 10 years, as will forex trading but dodd-frank regulations are fucking retail americans in the ass

>> No.23573660

>>23573473
>stop loss
But that's retarded anon

>> No.23573667

I. FUCKING. LOVE. RED. DAYS. BUY. THE. DIP.

>> No.23573668

>>23573620
When does the lockup period end?

>> No.23573672

>>23573585
>Buy Calls while it’s still going down.

Do it bro.

>> No.23573688

I'm bullish on GME with 45 shares (I have no income), price average of $9.75. Should I average up more?

>> No.23573691

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>> No.23573694

>>23573614
Lmao bruh we all gotta get raped once or twice with options to learn how jewed they are

>> No.23573697
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23573697

>UVXY
feels good to be a bear

>> No.23573700

>>23573614
Bump

>> No.23573701
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23573701

That’s not good.....for everyone except me

>> No.23573705

>>23573614
eh what did you expect when you were playing options like lotto tickets

>> No.23573709

>>23573629
>not playing when the market is actually not crabbing for once
It's like you hate money.

>>23573622
Faked out by that random burst, some whale bought the dip.

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>>23573617
Are you out of your fucking mind, we are all fucked. It's going to be months and months of crabbing before we are able to make back the gains we lose this week.

>> No.23573720

>put $5 in some pump n dump stock
>stock is performing better than my entire portfolio

>> No.23573722

>>23573585

Just bought some

>> No.23573725

I got greedy, was overextended in GME, and had all my profits wiped out in the last 2 days. I had to sell most of my portfolio today just due to stress and exhaustion. Can't handle it. Need to recover mentally and get back in in a few weeks.

>> No.23573733

The one time I don't get a protective put for something expensive and it tanks. Well this sucks. Especially since I went in hard on Monday. I just keep timing it horribly. Wouldve been like 85%-90% cash had I not done anything Monday.

>> No.23573740

>>23573710
>unironically being a permabull
Learn to use shorts and puts nignog. Make use of volatility.

>> No.23573738

>>23573688
I would but I have too many shares at this point for GME

>> No.23573752

>his NAK stop loss:gone
im finally free

>> No.23573760
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>German gouvernment said new "Lockdown light" will happen
>Light because you can still leave the house
>All restaurants, bars, gyms, etc. will have to close and are left to die without help
>Essentially only schools and some businesses stay open
>Already nobody goes to my inner city as dumb new rules pop up every day
I hate Germany and the German people, who will close their own business happily and clap for Merkel when filing for bankruptcy

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23573764

bros, I have a CRSR $20 12/18 Call. Yesterday some anon said its better to exercise it rather than selling. What good does that do? Is it just to avoid

>> No.23573767

>>23573725

Iktf

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>>23573629
Me. I'm not bothering opening my account at all this week. I'm going to bed. Later /smg/. I'm financially ruined.

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23573777

Maybe I should just sell everything, set up reoccurring investment into index funds and never look at my portfolio again. I'm just another /v/ kiddie that jumped into the March crash thinking I could get into another hobbie that wasnt media consumption.

>> No.23573786

>>23573760
Your own fucking fault for not killing her, fucking pussy bitch nation

>> No.23573788

>Nak
Uhh not a good sign trump bros

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>>23573511
I'm in this boat right now with Fisker luminar and quantum scape all 30% down from where I got in I'm down around $15,000. And just lost my day tradability since I've dipped under 25,000. How fuck am I I'll just hold for the next year or so I guess.

>> No.23573787

>>23573720
wow its almost like your monkey brain portfolio is less effective than a coin flip :)

>> No.23573790

TTNP

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>>23573725
Just don't look until December

>> No.23573795

>>23573725
Same. I will invest in PLTR because it seems more predictable and with the right timing can be very profitable. Still waiting for the dip though.

>> No.23573797

>>23573585
sold csp. if it goes down more I get cheapies. if it goes up, I got premium.

>> No.23573798

>>23573586
The exact reason why I don't buy stocks I don't believe in, I guess.

>>23573597
That's understandable, just stay away from leverage, it's my take on it. It's just institutionalised loan-sharking.

>> No.23573804

What the fuck even caused this shit? Did Trump die or something? This is ridiculous.

>> No.23573807

>>23573752

Feels good huh? Shoulda sold forever ago

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23573817

>>23573709
I am a crab though. And I am already fully committed. If the market would have gone up today I would not have done shit either.
>>23573775
Based
Sleep well, ruin fren

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23573820

>>23573764
based retard options buyer

>> No.23573819

>>23573777
You can do it, just fucking stop falling for memes.

>> No.23573821

>>23573740
I DONT HAVE ANY SPARE CASH LEFT!!!!

>> No.23573824

>>23573777

(((They))) are taking profits before the election. We are getting fucked in the ass

>> No.23573832

>>23573760
don't forget how they happily keep their retirement fund in cash with with negative rates
>yes investing is just gambling bruder :)) keep in savings account :))))

>> No.23573839

This is all Frances fault. Fuck France, fuck Italy, and fuck niggers, fuck China, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

>> No.23573846

>>23573764
It's never better to exercise it. Do the math. Exercising would be worth $600, and it is approximately worth $690 in that photo.

>> No.23573853

>TQQQ
WEEEEEW LAD ALMOST READY TO BUY

>> No.23573854

>>23573738
I have a $2k portfolio and right now my GME shares make up about a fifth of it so yeah idk

>> No.23573858

>>23573594
I definitely didn't think it through. Nothing gets you thinking clearly like being in a big position that's dropping on your face. I like the "business of gold mining" - what they do, the way the businesses operate, the people they employ, the difficulty of the business, etc., but I think I despise gold in the way that most people view it conceptually. It is really a trash commodity.
>>23573639
This is why I'm also starting to hate GDX though, despite liking the business, the stock itself is this REALLY shitty memey nonsense that moves like a biotech or some crappy premarket turd that just had a news release and is getting manipulated to fuck and back. It's not moving like an ETF of legitimate companies should.

>> No.23573863

circuit breakers tomorrow?

>> No.23573866

>>23573612
>comprar acções da OI
camarada brasileiro, vou-te dar uma dica, pois a minha esposa é brasileiro e sinto pena de vocês. vê os vídeos do primo rico, e pára de investir durante uns tempos. um conselho adicional é fazeres um excel no google sheets. abraços

>> No.23573868

>>23573804
US elections next week

>> No.23573867

NEW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23573844

>>23573844

>>23573844

>>23573844

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23573844

>>23573844

>> No.23573871

>>23573777
Just stop buying retard options and memes

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23573872

I sold all DAL shares on monday.

>> No.23573876

>>23573297
Similar. I dont think any of the pc's I personally built hold a single corsair component

>> No.23573881

>>23573777
you're low iq. stick to media consumption

>> No.23573882
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23573882

CRSR don't give a fuck!!

>> No.23573885

>>23573554
lmao, this is the only thing I am holding that is green, and it is retardedly green.

>> No.23573890

>>23573575
I know. I don't like shorting. It's just so easy to sit back and watch it burn without any risk then just buy the dips.

>> No.23573896

why are we dumping again?

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23573905

DOWN 5%? GOOD.
STOPLOSS TRIGGERED? GOOD.
OPTIONS DOWN THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS? GOOD.
WIFE LEAVE YOU AFTER SEEING YOUR BROKERAGE ACCOUNT? GOOD.
CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE? GOOD.

>> No.23573908

>>23573760
maybe your country perishing under the rule of liberals is the only way you can learn. we tried to warn you.

>> No.23573910

>>23573760
You could just short the already crappy DAX and be happy that the rest of the country makes it easy to profit of their clear desicions to fuck up the stock market.

>> No.23573911

>>23573872
On premarket.

>> No.23573913

>10y increasing
>DXY going down too
YOU KNOW WHO'S SAVING US RIGHT NOW. BUY THE DIP.

>> No.23573915

>>23573694
I’m never doing options again

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>>23573697
vix @ 40 soon

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23573918

Should I buy more WKHS stocks?

>> No.23573921

SNE is my only green today, wtf.

>> No.23573927

>>23573832
Yeah, but at least you can easily avoid that crap by just not investing in German stocks
Sure boomers will retire poor but the state loves money too much to actually double their pensions.

>> No.23573929

>>23573760
Go to Twitter (90% liberal middle/ upper class cunts), people start to switch sides and get more pissed everyday. This will be fun.

Lauterbauch (German SPD politician) even wants to control people at their homes...These people are insane

>> No.23573931

>>23573839
>Institute lockdowns because of Muslims beheading your people at will
>Blame Covid

Bravo, France

>> No.23573938

>>23573760
It’s the same everywhere in Europe. It’s not the government, it’s the people. These people claim to be free, yet do their tricks like a dog when the government asks them to. They don’t do their own research and believe everything that’s told by the government. Fucking bug people.

>> No.23573953

>>23573206
I bought on freaking monday! How was that not a red day. Really shouldve bought puts as a hedge.

>> No.23573964

>>23573908
The CDU are not our liberals.

>> No.23573972

>>23573916
crazy old ladies like this rule the world
why did humans supress women for thousands of years you ask?

>> No.23573973

New thread

>>23573941
>>23573941

>> No.23573987

>>23573929
is that the same person that wanted to mandate 2 dog walks per day for all dog owners?

>> No.23573996

>>23573819
>>23573871
Probably right. I was stupid and bought calls balls deep with margin during a politically unstable time when 10 seconds of thinking would of stopped me.

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>>23573697
>>23573701
>>23573916
Holding just $300 of UVXY. Feeling comfy

>> No.23574066

>>23573760
I just hope I can hold out long enough to eventually emmigrate to Poland and buy a small home in the countryside. Germany is lost.

>> No.23574085

>>23573419
To think I almost went all in on UPS 2021 buy calls. My money wouldve been reduced by about 45% even though they were 2021 calls I wanted to all in on a few days ago.

Whathappened with you btw what did you buy?

>> No.23574363

>>23573514
It isn't. I've known for quite some time that it is gambling irregardless of it being called an "investment" especially with all the big firmsthat manipulate prices.

If all it takes for this to be considered an investment is because you THINK itll (your stock choice) go up in the future than thats quite similar to going all in on red at a casino because you THINK it'll land on red.

>> No.23574488

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.23574529

>>23573506
That's cool and all but you asked if you should be shorting instead of staying in cash. Trading is more profitable when the market is unstable than when it's in a strong trend.

>> No.23574567

>>23573514
Sometimes you win at gambling.

>> No.23574805

>>23573514
>>23574363
You could say the same thing about starting a business. Is starting a business the same as gambling? I guess, but that means that EVERYTHING you do is gambling. Crossing the street is technically gambling. It's a useless distinction.

>> No.23575100

>>23573760
>Implying schools stay open
I cant begin my bachelor's thesis because of this shit
Covid panic has cost me a year of my life already
Its not like i could enjoy the time as vacation or anything
Id rather die a year earlyer than this shit, fuck boomers

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>>23573177
Seems dangerous.

GEO also have a Class Action suit against them.