/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23550140
Rape

>>23550140
Sugar babies is my guess

Find slut. Fuck slut. No more investment because you may treat sluts like they're not people.

>>23550140
Bars after 10 pm. Unless you’re a fat ugly slob.

>>23550140
if you want sex fuck bar sluts and e-dating sluts or prostitutes

Tinder fuglies

>>23550140
if it
flies
floats
or fucks
it's cheaper to rent

>>23550140
Invest into a quality japanese onahole.

>its cheap (less than 100 bucks)
>feels better than a real vagina
>doesnt talk back
>no drama
>if you ruin it you can just buy a new one
>no chance to catch herpes, STDs or babys

>>23550311
that's literally the most time-consuming one, since you need to spend at least 5 years in prison after cooming once

>>23550329
how do i find those? is there a website?

>>23550348
>>23550351
how do i pick bar sluts?

>>23550355
>Tinder fuglies
no way

-don't be ugly
-tinder
-use condom

>>23550382
this+vr sounds good, but the real question is: are there any smart onahole? like onaholes with sensors that can feed the penetration distance on the pc, so i could integrate them with virtual m8 or something

>>23550140

Hookers.

>>23550382
also suggest an onahole

>>23550399
tinder is still a big time investment unless you are a 9/10 chads, and regardless you still need to go out, offer drinks, watch movies, etc...

>>23550311
I mean to be honest this guy is correct... morally however this is bad... so make your own choice :)

>>23550140
Regular girls in 2020 are just as gross as hookers now and will also give stds.

>>23550140
Go to an Asian massage place. Be cool as a cucumber, get your handjob and tip well. Once they trust you it becomes a brothel. I get my nut once a week with a cutie for $160. They are very sweet and hug/kiss me when I arrive. It's no different than paying a bartender, waitress to be friends with you but i don't mind. I can't imagine having a girlfriend at this point.

>>23550439
aren't hookers dirty and shit? also fucking in car frequently will kill my back

>>23550140
>hookers will give you std and they are also uncomfy
Yea, bad ones. If you shop around, you'll find nice-looking girls trying to pay off their college loans, and some of them RP so you can have your comfy gf experience or whatever
>premium escorts are way overpriced
My understanding is that premium escorts just look really nice but then starfish when the time comes to do the do. They're more for being accessories when in public than for fucking

>>23550450
At least hookers have reason to get an STD test. Regular women will ride the cock carousel with randoms at a bar with no condom because tee hee drunk.

>>23550140

>>23550467

Not if you find a good one with good reviews. Depends on what you want. The quality or cheaper.

Saves LOADS of time which is more important than money.

>>23550498
can i bring a hooker in a hotel or will i get followed and killed by her pimp?

>>23550542

Escorts on websites aren't like that man.

They do incalls or outcalls. You pay more for outcalls. Its EZ dude, just browse, shop and talk to them. Don't impulse buy.

also what about sex tourism? is there a country where i can live in a hotel that offers sex room service?

>>23550557
ye go Thailand lmao

>>23550532
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBAAA

>>23550140
Ask a few of your female adult friends if they're dtf or fwb, easy.

>>23550384
Seeking arrangement dot com

>>23550583
i heard the technically speaking the prostitution is illegal in thailand, is that true?

>>23550557
Mexico. There are gated resorts where you get a personal attendant that will bring you drugs, women or whatever you want. You just have to be ready to grease palms but it still works out to the price of an average vacation.

>>23550638
You have to pay to use this shit

>>23550655
any link?

>>23550652

its escort central dude.

go on youtube and look for yourself. loads of videos of it.

>>23550652
The cops will never bother tourists about it because they are a massive chunk of the economy there, they just ask for a bribe from the hookers or bars every once in a while.

>>23550140
Sex with a condom is like having a non-alcoholic beer. Masturbate or find a submissive shy woman.

>>23551068
>find a submissive shy woman.
where?

>>23550140
>hookers will give you std and they are also uncomfy
if you can't fuck hookers without getting an std you're too low IQ to visit them

>>23550542
her pimp makes money every time you coom with his girls anon.....he wants you to enjoy yourself

>>23550677
kek. if you go into any third world country as a white man, you will be approached all day long by people who want to hook you up with something. everyone wants your money anon.

Skipthegames.com

Use a rubber. If you get catfished. It's because you're a moron

>>23550467
As someone already pointed out 3D is always dirty and stinky. If you insist on meatbags, you takes your chances

>>23550140
Are there any escorts that require an STD test? Preferably show you theirs as well? Literally the only reason why I wouldn't fuck one is the fear of STDs.

>>23550498
>My understanding is that premium escorts just look really nice but then starfish when the time comes to do the do. They're more for being accessories when in public than for fucking
not necessarily true.
A lot of premium escorts also advertise on other websites. They can charge x5 x10 because some retard think they are more exclusive.
They can be more exlusive though, like models and women of spectacular beauty.
>>23550542
you wont even meet the pimp if they have one.

>>23551161
This guy gets it. He'll whoop your ass if you fuck around with the money or you try robbing her. Just don't be a shitty customer and remember it's just a rental. Have fun

>>23551293
if you go to legalized brothels then all the girls are clean there, but they are on the more expensive side and i honestly wouldn't know which country to pick

>>23551293
Highly regulated markets like the red light district in Amsterdam

>>23550602
Ngl economy is so bad it might happen. Legit have heard of people in my circle doing it. I’m an attorney in a financial centre. We’re all facing salary cuts.

Office women selling themselves to crypto meets with a chip on their shoulder for 1 ETH/ 400USD a pop or a dinner. Lucrative. At desu as an attorney or a big 4 accountant helping shekelberg get away with stuff, we basically have no morals anyway.

Try it. Better than evens chance imo

>>23551293
Just wear a rubber. Most shit can be cured with antibiotics these days.

I've also met a girl that preferred litecoin.

>>23551138
again rape

>>23551444
>trips recommend rape
Uh oh

>>23551243
a lot of fake profiles on this site.

you can try eccie.net but i'm not familiar with american hooker market. law enforcement run honeypots sometimes over there

>>23550140
Fatties on Tinder

>>23551543
never ever have sex with fatties. it's just disgusting for your soul. they have the reputation to have smelly vaginas

>>23550384
literally just get yourself a beer and go smoke a cigarette with them outside

>>23551561
So I'm a bit ashamed to admit that I did thisnduring a dry spell and the sex was unironically pretty good. She was begging me to slap her around and choke her. Never spoke to her again after that

>>23550140
Pro tip fat boy no one wants to fuck you

>>23551562
but what next? i can do small talk, and even kissing, my question is how do i move to the sex part?

>>23551644
Benis goes in vagene

>>23551709
i mean the part in between that and the part we kiss for example

>hey babe, wanna coom inside my car? xd

>>23551644
If you make a move and she's receptive that's basically it dude. first base to second base is nothing. That should get her horny enough that she'll say yes when you ask if she wants to stay over

>>23551728
Can you not bring girls over to your house? That mught make things trickier tbqh

>>23551733
>>23551773
>first base to second base is nothing
how? there are tons of logistics involved, and i live far from pubs with thots so i need to take the car regardless

>>23550330
>I can not express how accurate this comment is.
This is the way to go, no cost, no time, lower risk of std's than paid whores, no attitude of sugar bitch. Literal sluts who just want to ride you for the fun of it, best part is once you get familiar with them you can get a reasonable level of comfy going. But don't go thinking they are people, that's when they burn you.

>>23551796
I think you need to reevaluate the process involved in seduction because getting her interested enough to kiss you in the first place is the absolute hardest part of the entire thing. If you're kissing a girl it's pretty natural to slowly start testing the boundaries of how far she's willing to go with you. If it were me I would start kissing more aggressively like, biting her bottom lip, and also start rubbing her leg. If she's cool with that then after a few minutes start touching her ass and kissing her neck. If she's still into it you can start feeling under her shirt. You just keep slowly escalating it until you're rubbing each other's genitals and thats when the clothes start coming off. Getting her to kiss you in the first place is the real challenge

>>23552010
>You just keep slowly escalating it until you're rubbing each other's genitals and thats when the clothes start coming off.
i can't do that at the pub/bar/club, that's my point, and if i wanted to bring her to my place then it would involve traveling in car which will kill the mood instantly.

i would even be ok with fucking in car, but how do i switch place and let her know i wanna fuck her in the car?

>>23550414
There probably is
Japan has everything
>>23550440
Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo

>>23552054
Yes correct you don't want to start feeling up on her in the bar, you'd close your tab somewhere between when you start kissing her and feeling under her shirt. I'd say just whisper in her ear if she wants to leave and go somewhere more private

>>23552054
just find a cheap hooker in your area and be done with it instead of some bad sex in a car.

>>23551796
read PUA stuff, if you can get to kissing it will immensely help you close with sex, keywords to search: night game, plausible deniability, isolating, physical escalation. basically keep moving forward - leave bar for a smoke, change the venue, ask if she wants to grab a drink/see your basket weaving skills back at your place. covid is the best time ever for plausible deniability as the bars close early and its easy to use this as an excuse to move over to your place and then its all about physical escalation until your peepee is out

>>23550382
>tfw australia just banned the import of japanese onaholes

>>23550140
I don't really understand how escorts work
If you are too autistic to get a gf, why would an escort be any different
You'd invite her round and it would be really awkward

>>23550140
>asks a board full of incels for sex advice
retard alert!

>>23553224
This

Learn to control yourself and stop indulging animalistic urges that diminish self control and make you a slave. Fornication and masturbation do not lead to happiness. They lead to misery and mediocrity. Your post, in fine, is just asking for a cope. If you want a solution, take the abstinence pill.

>>23553257
you just posted cringe bro

>>23550140
>what's the most optimal way to obtain sex, considering both time and money spent?
Rape

>>23550557
> is there a country where i can live in a hotel that offers sex room service?
Never do this. There are cameras EVERYWHERE

>>23553257
>Learn to control yourself and stop indulging animalistic urges that diminish self control and make you a slave. Fornication and masturbation do not lead to happiness. They lead to misery and mediocrity
But horniness leads to anxiousness and anger which leads me to not doing my best.

>>23550140
sex without love is pointless and morally bad. Read the gospels. You are brainwashed by juice and think that pointless sex is good for you, no it's not and lust is a sin.
>>23550652
jeez how new are you? Go to /trv/ and ask there.
>>23551293
>go to 3rd world shithole
>rent a girl
>go with her to clinic and test her for STDs
>wait
>green light
>profit
Also the "muh escort have STDs and Tinder girls don't" is the most retarded fear you guys have desu.
>>23553257
based

just get a gf

>>23550329
This reminds me of the guy who explained how he had these 2 girls locked down with him basically, because he would give them both $300 for rent each month as a "sugar daddy" but he got to fuck them whenever. They thought it was a good deal but when you do the math they were getting paid 10 times less than if they were prostitutes because he would fuck them a lot.

>>23553312
Horniness increases the more you indulge in sexual acts and thoughts. You are a product of what you repeatedly do.

>>23553436
Working out makes me horny, are you saying I shouldn't work out? No thanks. I'm still a guy, it would be unnatural to not want to fuck.

>>23553257
based

>>23553430
pretty based

>>23553424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubKUMlEppAs

>>23553457
Working out doesn't make you horny unless you are in a gym surrounded by women in which case you should remove yourself from temptation and build a home gym. In point of fact, exercise and working out diminish the fire of lust and can help many overcome this worthless stupid habit.

What the best way to consume food. Home cooking takes too much time, fast food will make you fat, and premium restaurants are way overpriced.

>>23553542
Well it gives me energy and pumps me up.

>>23553562
I hate to shill reddit, but meal prep sunday. Make food in bulk and you save a ton of time.

>>23550465
But do they fuck?

>>23551138
on earth nigga wtf go outside

>>23550465
I've never been to an asian massage place where the women didn't look like this:

>>23550140
>hookers will give you std and they are also uncomfy
why uncomfy?

>>23553436
>Horniness increases the more you indulge in sexual acts and thoughts. You are a product of what you repeatedly do.
So if I would to improve my libido function I should masturbate?

>>23550140
Antifa chicks give away pussy like they're going out of business. Just match with a chick with "ACAB" in her profile.

>>23553542
just become a docile sōyfriend without sex drive dude lmao
>you should remove yourself from temptation
you should remove yourself from /biz/ immediately then, as you know there is nsfw content posted here daily

>>23550399
>-don't be ugly
stopped here

>>23553649
back right is not ugly without makeup

imagine

>>23550140
ever heard of Fetlife? Check the events page.

>>23550384
>how do i find those? is there a website?
Been using Match.com since I was 20 years old. Paying the anual fee basically means you get a catalog of desperate single mothers and roasties of varying ages. Great to satisfy milf/mommy fetish.
Its an anual subscription to safe sex buddies.

Free sites/apps like Tinder and OKC are fine for sluts, problem is its also full of escorts and prostitutes. Pay the entry for more "serious" websites. Recent divorcees love those and are easy fucks.

I can't even coom or get fully erect with hookers. Is it only me guys or you can?
The lack of validation doesn't turn me on

>>23553900
I've been curious about this for a long time. I really hate the idea of walking into a cliquey group of people who all know each other, as some weirdo outsider. It also sounds like a huge sausage fest full of old people as well.

I can't even coom or get fully erect with hookers. Is it only me guys or you can?

>>23553905
The problem is that you have to be good looking

>>23550399
I'm a 6/10 but fit and only match with fatties

>>23553649
This.

>>23550384
50% of murders in the United States go unsolved and you can't manage to rape a bitch without getting caught?

>>23551068
>find a submissive shy woman.
I did and fucked it up with her
Probably my biggest regret

>>23550384
just talk to the girl like you would talk to a guy for the first hour then show general physical interest like two hours before the bars close then make an excuse to go back. easy as that

>>23554135
It's one of two things. Either your body and mind are rejecting the degeneracy, or you're not nofapping and not watching porn and getting no exercise. It's one of the two, but probably a mixture of both.

>>23554135
if you are introverted fucking a stranger can be intimidating, try viagra.

>>23550311
This only works if you have an IQ above 120 and know how to convince her she asked for it/wanted it.
Also the difficulty has been jumped up a lot since women are so fucking stupid theyll now accuse a tree of #metoo'ing them

>>23550140
I want to put it in so bad

>>23551644
Let's go {'afterparty','watch a movie', 'get some drinks and music', 'i know this cool place and I'm cool with the owner'}
Then make a move on your couch. Remove her pants before her shirt since some girls are weird about boobs.

>>23554163
Based 4X id

>>23553930
You're gay

>>23554520
>Remove her pants before her shirt since some girls are weird about boobs.
Interesting

>>23554135
You're gay

>>23554410
seriously, the level of incompetence and lack of commitment to excellence on this board...

>>23550140
Desperate post-wall roasties, even better if they’re divorced!

>>23553930
I have trouble cooming when wearing a condom so it sucks I can't utilize whores

>>23554424
I wouldn't talk to a guy for an hour. Sounds gay.

>>23554693
The solution to this is to:
A) stop being such a coomer and retain so you can regain a little sensitivity
B) Press up against them and thrust that shit as deep as you can

>>23553542
>In point of fact, exercise and working out diminish the fire of lust
Moderate exercise boosts libido. It increases testosterone among other things. Excessive high intensity exercise on the other hand causes exhaustion and decreases testosterone levels, which reduces sex drive.

Working out DOES make you horny unless you do enough of it that it doesn't.

fwb, but lay the rules down first.

realize that wamens want sex more then men.
there is plenty of females that want a fwb with no attachments. they hate clingy guys. just go out to a bar, let the girl know if she wants u will dick her down no expectations, and ull never call her, only when she calls you.

rule is never call or text them first. ever, and if u absolutely have to make sure its like atleast a 2:1 or 3:1 ratio. also first time she calls always say let me call u right back, and dont call back.
2nd time she calls play it cool say sry forgot.

go on tinder theres millions there that just want dick. just let em know u not tryna wife anyone or anything like that, u just want friends. leave the benefits for their choosing, if they want intimacy they initiate. dont initiate intimacy first ever. let them do it at their pace. they will feel comfortable see u as a side guy, and call u when they need you. also dont feed them, dont give them money, dont ever pay for anything.
that shit leads to them having feelings and then ur fucked