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>one shot at life
>parents named me Harshit

>> No.23535165

>Google Harshit
Yep, pajeet

>> No.23535184

>>23535143
Unironically knew an Asian dude called manshit.

He was based as fuck maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch

>> No.23535193

>>23535143
Also, doesn't your kind believe in reincarnation?
You'll get luckier next time, maybe be a tapeworm or something.

>> No.23535214

>>23535143
How do you pronounce it? Does the last syllable sound like “shit” or like “sheet”? Serious questions

>> No.23535218

>>23535184
>t. manshit

>> No.23535226

>>23535143
Just tell people to call you Harsh, a common Indian name

>> No.23535229

>>23535143
just go by a different name

>> No.23535247

>>23535143
There was a guy in my online college math class named "Urshit"

Lmfao.

>> No.23535258

Could be worse, I went to school with a Pubert

>> No.23535273

>2020
>not naming your son "dickbutt" as a show of dominance
it's like you're asking to be dethroned as the man of the house

>> No.23535310

>>23535143
change it to dogshit my fren

>> No.23535345

>>23535143
Hey don't be so sad anon, I know someone who's name is Cack

>> No.23535349

>>23535273
>son named Dickbutt
>not daughter
Imagine being this weak

>> No.23535406

>>23535143

My name is pooindasak. In india its a common name.

>> No.23535432

just change your name what's the deal?
for now just go by Has

>> No.23535475

>>23535143
>Be white
>Born in US
>Parents decided to name me "Daquan"
>No one believes me when I tell them my full name
>Got yelled at by a substitute teachers on two occasions because they thought I was playing some kind of shitty prank
>Still wonder how many job interviews I've missed out on due to my name

>> No.23536041

>>23535165
You shoulda known that without google

>> No.23536302

>>23535184
fucking kek

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>>23535193
>Your kind

>> No.23536336
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23536336

>My last name is Dover
>Parents named me Ben

>> No.23536378

>>23536336
>Be white
>Irish
>Last name McDonald
>First name Ronald

I think my parents hate me

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>>23535143
>Ha R Shit

>>23535184
>man shit

>>23535406
>poo in da sak

BROS WHY ARE INDIANS OBSSESSED WITH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME?

>> No.23536395

>>23535475
Just change it to william

>> No.23536509

>>23535143
>My full first name is Maximize because my dad is an economist who really likes the theory of people maximizing utility
It's not that bad because I just usually go by Max

>> No.23536566

>>23535143
just change it

>> No.23536883

ITT: People who don't realize they can change their names.

>> No.23536920

>>23535143
Change it or go by a nickname. I did at 26. Not too late.

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>>23535218

>> No.23536965

>>23535143
That's harsh shit, Harshit.

>> No.23536977

>>23535165
you needed google for that?

>> No.23537001

>>23535143
reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/40_2KyoGs-o

>> No.23537037

change it retard

>> No.23537059

>>23535143
I knew someone named Hardik. I would joke with him and be like "Hardik do you have a hard dick" and he'd be like bruh wtf.

>> No.23537083

>>23535143
tough shit harshit