/biz/ - Business & Finance

Time in the market is more for index funds, not shit like GME.

trump isnt going to win and if you think so you're probably a retarded faggot who thinks he can out invest jews.

Not using the shill thread.

BIGboys rise up

>>23524260
>2016

Best part of my day was the wet dream I had for the first time in my life but woke up to a REKT portfolio. YYYYYYY I DIDNT FAP I STILL FOLLOWED NO FAP IT HAPPENED NATURALLY YYYYYY GOD PLAEASE NONONONOOOOOO

I'm an intern analyst at JPM. At lunch with my boss last week, at the place we were at, there was a table of very ominous people next to our table. My boss told me, "Uh oh, if they're here, something is wrong". My boss knew them, and just said hello across the room. 10 minutes later, the people called over my boss, and they whispered in secret for a while. When my boss came back, he looked broken. He told me, "Kid, things are going to get dark and scary very soon". He advise me to get out of the stock market. I think you guys should do the same.

Why is this CLFtard so autistic?

I hate GME now wtf

>>23524159
I didn’t even realize I was in the CLF retard’s thread

>>23524556
>My boss told me, "Uh oh"
My fucking sides, Jesus Christ, thank you, anon

>>23524626
bruh its literally the same move every day, pump then dump then crab up

Damn. Missed the opening because I'm a Europoor and we finished daylight saving last weekend.

>>23524556
Just bought spy cals.

>>23524556
managers of interns dont have insider info fren

>>23524159
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYn6tHF9M5Q

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23524651
Yeah I got fucked by that too.

>>23524556
I love this pasta. Who were they, the League of Shadows? The Men in Black?

Anyone unironically telling you 'time in > timing' wants you to catch their bags and lose a shit load of money in the coming months.

>>23524703
lol retard.

>>23524669
Daylight Saving's ended in Yurope. You're an hour late.

>>23524657
Fuuuuck the market is really going down to March lows innit

DAX is shitting blood

WHAT THE FUCK WA oh I forgot about daylight savings :'(

Dumping hard

>UVXY up 5%

>>23524737
Why are PMs down then?

>>23524720
The only way you don't lose money with the 'time in' approach is that your time is worthless which sounds about right.

>>23524725
DAMN

steady now...

>>23524352
its not 2016 anymore you delusional faggot lmfao

>>23524784
>Daily timeframe TA
Opinion discarded.

I should of got out while I still could. Fuck diamond hands it’s cheaper to paper hand this market nonononononononono. Everything is red it’s all over. Nooooooo I worked so hard and it’s all wiped away from me I’m one morning. Completely ruined. I’m worth nothing

Question:

Assuming that the rumors of Intel being broke and done are true, would it be wise to start buying AMD?

>Wall Street Begins Hedging: JPM Says Trump Victory Is "Most Favorable Outcome", Would Push S&P To 3,900

>>23524811
You're a year late.

I fucking buy spy calls and the shit drops 2 bucks right after. Fuck me.

>>23524800
here you go
faggot

>buy day
>no idea what to buy
Help

>>23524844
>F GE T

>>23524844
UPS

>>23524159
NO JEROME COME BACK!!!!

>>23524811
No intel dumps on purpose.
My uncle manages research and development at intel, he said that anytime they have a big layoff, they purposefully dump their own stock price to fuck over people who chose to receive annual bonus in shares instead of $$

>>23524829
That's true, but there's more growth potential since Intel has yet more to fall, right?

>>23524904
Priced in, why do you think AMD doubled in the past couple of months.

>>23524159
THIS DONE NIGGA JEROME JUST GOT THANOSED

>>23524895
How can (((they))) keep getting away with this?

>>23524895
The Lord your Almighty God will one day look upon those who have failed in their fiduciary duties and bring about their JUST reward.

I wish CLF shill would die, that would be just gravy!

>>23524977
Same.

>>23524941
He said he once had over $100k of intel stock from bonuses and his share benefit and after a big layoff watched it dump to $7k

The whole week will be red.

>>23524918
Oh, so the current value is because of the current downfall intel. Thanks, Anon

>>23524895
I have two friends who work at Intel since graduation. Past month they've been really active on LinkedIn (congrats on your annivesary, updating their profile pics, text, etc.) when I never heard from them before for years.

Not sure, but something is up there frens.

>>23524941
>>23524969
The way he explained it is if you have the share benefit, your overtime is transferred into shares at a slight discount, even then if they artificially inflate their share price you’re basically working overtime for less than wage because you’ll never be able to sell those shares at the price they used to calculate how much you get for your OT
Jewish as fuck

g-gme bros... im c-coomming.....

Hi, my boss at JPM told me to go short. He said the people at the table have a target on SPY of 300. I can provide proof if anyone wants, but don't dox me.

Markets are a mess today

GME has seen similar dumps after sudden rises. Retards are already panicking, lol.

>>23525051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98

>>23525050
Holy shit that's insane, I would always take cash

>>23525050
Kek, I thought you were just memeing. Oh well. I'm just sad now

What a comeback

>>23524998
Fuck Intel then. I’m staying away. I bought calls on a perfect chart setup. Instantly green. Turned my head to sip my drink and looked back. It dumped hard. Told myself never again as I watched it dump the whole day after

>>23525077
My uncle said he learned his lesson after having to sell his $100k bag for $13k, he didn’t have diamond hands, he couldn’t ride out the jewery.
I’m pretty sure he hit a rough spot though and needed $ right then and couldn’t liquidate any other assets.

>vix up 10%
>vix up 10%
>vix up 10%

Sell everything. This is not a drill. We are about to hit the third wave of COVID. The amount of cases are about to go exponential. We will see millions dead when this is all done. Sell all equities and move to fixed income. This is not a drill.

>>23525067
I laugh in the face of -10% days. Bitch I did the math TWO MONTHS AGO.

>>23525137
GET YOUR PUTS READY BOIS

>>23525137
Italy is in soft lockdown, remember that it all started from there

>>23525128
What a way to JUST your loyal employees. Sounds like they deserve the shit they're getting.

>>23525137
I think you are exaggerating.
I have calculated with the vaccine and all it will be probably not more than 6 million coronavirus deaths wich is like nothing.

what a based day
and it's only October, winter is going to be so goddamn sexy
Mumu already seething

SBE STOP

Guys I got a bad feeling about the upcoming erection. I just saw a poll that has Lindsay Graham in a virtual tie with some nigger.

Bidens going to try and kill Trump. he's gonna lose his mind and try to shank him, pull a wire out of his wristwatch or something.

>>23525207
lindsay graham is a dumb literal faggot no wonder he's losing

Well, I guess this is not just a normal day and we will not see green by EoD. Oh boy.

>PELOSI, MNUCHIN TO DISCUSS STIMULUS AT 2PM
Here we go, meetings being setup AGAIN kek'd

>>23525186
they just kinda fucked the whole food and eating economy locking bars and pubs and restaurants, they have to close at 6pm.

I told you bois to buy VXX calls monday.

Ya boy just doubled up. Oh an btw,

FUCK GAMESTOP

>>23525233
seems to be an earlier meeting as planned.. the fed is panicking ?

>>23524651
>>23524684
Lol, me too, had orders ready and went to read a book thinking i still had an hour to go, this happened last year too

I’m down 200k and sold to lock in my losses

>>23525252
Cringe

I need weed

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GME why?!

>>23525271
>selling on a red day
Y

MARCH ALL OVER AGAIN, SELL SELL SELL

>>23525190
Yeah I don’t know much about any other departments, but he said the R/D people get completely shafted by their employment contracts, he tried to find work elsewhere and realized that due to a clause in his contract and the sensitive nature of R/D he wasn’t allowed to work at any other chip development company for ten years after his termination date without getting sued by intel. Basically if you do r/d for intel you are locked in for life.
He still works r/d at intel lmao

WTF GME gonna rope

surely this is the bottom, buy the SPY.

>>23525306
>2% red
>March
oh, just you wait, buddy

>>23525210
Except Biden already announced he’s not coming out of his basement until Election Day

>>23525207
>polls
Just don't.

>>23525308
>got claused for 10 years
Dayuuum

GME rugpull OH NO

Uhhh what is going on bros I don't feel so good

Go on little stockies, crash, crash and crash some more.
Hand 'em over, those things, those rock bottom cheapies.

STOP BUYING SPY CALLS
>STOP BUYING SPY CALLS
STOP BUYING SPY CALLS
>STOP BUYING SPY CALLS
STOP BUYING SPY CALLS
>STOP BUYING SPY CALLS
VIX +14% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaand GME is recovering.

>>23525338
That's when he'll do it, on stage in front of everyone.

>>23525373
Bottom is in faggot, #BuyTheDip

A

>that SNAP sell off tho

>>23525373
LETS GOOOO

>>23525339
thats a model not a poll you dumb niglet

>>23525400
Whatever retard, polls said she would win by at least 15 points. Guess what?

>QQQ -1.5%
If these are the cheapies you've been waiting for you could have bought them any time in September or October.

im sorry GME anons

every time I average up this happens. I averaged up at the top at $7.5, $9.7, then at $10.7 then at $13.7, and now at $14.7

>>23525332
fuck off loser

>>23524159
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGS TOLD ME RED DAY MEANT SHORTS WOULD HAVE TO COVER GME! WELP WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THE SHORTS COVERING? WTF WTF WTF I WANT ME CHRISTMAS MONEY BACK OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY A PS5 OR XBOX X OR WHATEVER WITH MY GME GAINS. FUCK! YOU! GUYS!

>>23525432
Next big dump at 18 confirmed?

>>23525422
no they didnt, they had her up 3 points up nationally which is in the margin of error and didnt weigh for education, polls were pinpoint accurate in 2018 and you're gonna hang yourself when biden wins

>>23525432
>sorry
lol no. THANK YOU. buying rn.

i almost bought the dip on TQQQ. then i realized it's just going to dump even harder.

Is Black Friday already factored into gme price?

>>23525432
$14.70 waiting room reporting in, tried to catch falling dildos

Are we saved? Is it over?

>>23525422
>>23525462
If you look at demographic polls, Trump has more than enough Hispanic and Black support to win, it's ridiculous how well he is polling with them compared to 2016.

what is this pattern called?

Okay guys, epic red day. Can we start making money now?

Will tesla dip under 400

>>23525454
the short cover has already happened.. no the only holders are gaymers and zoomers
get ready to be poor faggot

Going to sell GME and load up on RKT AND SBE thoughts ?

>>23525487
Catch your breath at 14.50

>>23525305
This is the top. March lows will look mild after the crash coming

>>23524556
first time reading this and thinking it may be true anon...

>>23525091
Your mom had a nice cumback last night.

>>23525488
you seriously think 8 percent of the black vote is enough to win when hes underperforming with whites and overpeforming by 2 percent with spics? actual delusional fag do you have dyscalculia or what

>>23525462
Kek, Biden will NEVER EVER be president and I will masturbate furiously when Trump wins AGAIN.

>VIX +13%

Can we finally have march back?

>>23525502
The twin towers

anyone have that graphic with the earnings for the week?

Give me that premium you pigs

>>23525487
dead cat bounce

>tvixf

>>23525527
doesnt matter just go all in on FB calls

A reminder
Buy fear sell greed. Get your cheapies today because were green tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/zOo3luzPr7A

>despite already being beatdown, oil is selling just as hard as anything else
Stories will be written about the midwit GODS that bought oil in 2020.

>>23525520
>you seriously think 8 percent of the black vote is enough to win when hes underperforming with whites and overpeforming by 2 percent with spics? actual delusional fag do you have dyscalculia or what
Yes
https://cookpolitical.com/swingometer

is this a case for algorithmic trading?
no way humans are fast enough for this shit

What's the best 3x SPY short ticker?

>>23524186
This has been debunked millions of times.

>>23525573
N

>>23525540
BOOBA

>>23525547
FAQ YOU

>>23525547
Yeah, just buy the bags from the happy merchant pulling the rug.

pretty much if they let AAPL dump the whole market is going to get fucked

>>23525572
stop losses

Time to pull all my money out of the bank.

>>23525573
She is perfect
Sauce plx

>>23525573
Gotta wonder how much she costs for escort services.

>>23524186
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4336117-simple-and-timeless-way-to-trade-s-and-p-500-successfully-part-2
>The 200-day SMA for the SPX 500 has a slightly-better CAGR (compound annual growth rate) over the 28-year period (9.48%) than the 300-day SMA (8.64% CAGR).
>The CAGR for the SPX 500 for the same time period was 6.94%.

Timing spy beats time in spy

Lmao at all the faggots selling their GME. Learn to read patterns, niggers.

>>23524186
This is super misleading.

>he hasn't gone homeless to buy more AAPL yet

>>23525625
You seem upset

>>23524186
gay and also cringe

SAVE US BIDEN

>>23525625
Just bought more

should i buy this msft dip?

?

>>23525640
absolute based hobo chad

Whats the best way to sell options for earnings and harvest IV? What are ideal IV levels? Im looking at AAPL with earnings this thursday and their options have like 67% IV for ITM calls.
Should i wait before i sell them?
When will the IV drop, the day after earnings?

BULLS WILL PERISH
SPY 330 EOD
SPY 300 EOW

Trump's wall street buddies all sold short. They know something is up.

just got back from voting for drumpf and check my stocks now i regret it...

>>23524159
are (((they))) shorting gme again?

>>23525547
Look at this fucking animefag trying to shill you his bags..

>>23525672
should i liquidate my port?

Still voting Biden btw

>>23525569
Blue collar black folk are sick of city nigs chimping out while they work hard in the economy that Trump saved from Paris Accord kikery.

>>23525640
This isn't that ridiculous for the bay area.

>>23525190
> fire the skilled engineers and tech guys
> diversity hires instead
> fuck over your employees
> no engineer ceo

just let it burn

>>23525602
No no, the rug has already been pulled. Buy cheapies.

>tfw UP overall today

based HSE!

>>23524669
lol

>tfw you'll never be as legendary as this anon.

steady lads... steady...
don't blow your powder early

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

I was going to convert my Roth IRA into Hedgefundie's risk-balanced 3x leveraged portfolio but I think I'll wait until January.

>>23524186

Someone please debunk this for me

-2% s&p, ok now this is epic

Something feels really jewish about all this

i wish i could sell covered calls on UAVS to recoup some of these losses.
fell for the amazon meme

>>23525683
I didn't even tell you what I'm holding. How can I be trying to dump my bags. I'm buying.

>>23524998
Intel stock never doubled 93% your friend is a faggot and you are a gullible retard.

>>23525308
ASML does the same thing.

Really considering selling gme puts

>>23524857
topkek

>>23525642
Not really, it will probably go down to 13.80, GME lost 10-20% immediately after every single time it was pumped the last months. It will rise up again with a sudden squeeze somewhere later this week.

>>23525640
>when a Chad hobo fucks your mom so you post angrily on reddit about it
Absolutely top jej

FUCK YOU DRUMPF YOU NIGGER PUMP THE STOCKS ARLREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAKE IT STOPPPPP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23525718
IT HURTS

>>23524159
Stop dying, wkhs

>>23525724
Here: >>23525615

>>23525744
Either way you are a freak

https://youtu.be/CkeDjLZMRRk
>MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY

I'm green on all stocks today, what the hell are you guys in?

PLTR green in a sea of red. Whew lads.

IAU or SLV?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>>23525795
Im 100% in SAVE, just kill me

Why are there so many retard mouth breathers who invest in crypto?

>>23525781
just buy calls and everything will work itself out

THERE IS NO BOTTOM AND GRAVITY IS RELENTLESS

I'm doing well today. I'm going to read some manga (read: hentai)

>>23525805
Haha, faggot

Bought some tqqq and fngu. Thank you, jews

>>23525830
(read: futanari)

ENOUGH BOBO THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

i bought gme at 12 and saw it dump from 15 to 14 a couple times now pic related a fat jewish woman with heavy tits

>>23525790
That's fair

>>23525844
>futanari
No.

>>23525840
Wie iz he buyin et ze beginnin of ze recession?

>>23524720
Enjoy holding bags from bankrupt companies in the upcoming months

WHO
THE
FUCK
HASN'T
PRICED
IN
CORONA
AND
STIMULUS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS ABSURD

WHY DID I BUY GME FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK. I SOLD IT ALL FUCK YOU GUYS I LOST SO MUCH MONEY

What the heck? Buy GE security shares beeg beeg chungy money incoming

Anyone here holding DPHC (recently changed to ticker RIDE)?
When do you think the peak is? Right now?

>>23525665
Please respond

you were told to buy puts

Is there any point to holding nokia? AT ALL?
"literally going to the moon" doesn't count

>>23524731
Lower. Much lower.

>>23524703
Bullshit, anyone selling TA FUD is trying to get you to panic buy/sell their bags, since retail investors lag the market.
If you don't have a trading strategy that is so emotionless that a computer could do it, you're going to panic sell/buy and rationalise it after the fact. For 99% of investors, "all in and forget about it" is the best one.

>>23525887
How low with GME go during this clown fiesta?

BUY THE "DIP" U GOYS

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>WHY AM I LOSING MONEY ON A GAMBLE!?!?!?!?
>COULD IT BE I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING!?!?!?!
Welcome to the stock market you fucking retards.

Ok finally made my buys for the week. I feel like we are close to the bottom
>HD
>DIS
>GM
>COF
>BUD

so do i get out of gme and come back later

>>23525781
I hope WKHS does painfully. I bought a put on that bitch and it fucked me when it jumped to 20 friday.

>>23525900
I kinda expected a pullback.

>>23525887
I was watching this Kevin O'Leary interview on youtube with some youtuber a couple months ago, and he revealed that he was like 75% cash, waiting until the beginning of next year to invest because things are too volatile right now.

This gives me a lot of hope, because that means billionaires have actually been holding onto cash positions for a long time, and when they come back in the market will pump.

GME frens. Whole market is going bye bye. Dont let ur paper hands discourage you from coooooooooooooooooms

Jews are lowering the price so they can cover cheaper, is this it today is the day gmebros

>>23525896
bought in at the absolute bottom last friday sold half my stack at 21, just gonna let it cruise because of the ev meme

>>23525905
Cellular space stations by 2022

Is COOM cat okay?

>>23525896
it will be 100 by end of 2021, that's all you should be worried about

>>23525887
Haven't you paid attention? They priced in the 2+ trillion stimi and they haven't even canceled that shit yet. Even if they would pass some sort of stimi it would still trigger a sell off.

WTF happened to GME? They getting Blockbustered?

JMIA is back on the menu boys

>>23524159

>>23525948
ok so no reason then

>>23525930
>I feel like we are close to the bottom
ha
you are going to get faked out tomorrow on a false rally, and then burned for the rest of the week
good luck anon

oh on no no no GME im taking my profits now

>>23525905
They going to the moon

>>23525929
i got stopped out at break even on AMD but at least i didn't lose money. feels bad though i was up like $800 at one point today.

why is it dumping so viciously out of nowhere, anyways? nothing happened.

>>23525640
Terry lives praise the holy temple

>>23525961
Basically, yes.

Just sold GME for a loss fuck you guys

>>23525962
That's a risk I'm willing to take. Too many people acting like scared bitches. That's an obvious buy sign.

NOT YET.
BE READY.

SBE is single-handedly responsible for all my losses today. It's the biggest and only loser. WHY

My 401k is chugging along; my Roth is maxed out. I want to throw some money every 2 weeks into a standard brokerage account - what do I buy? QQQ and SPY?

>>23525905
Huawei kicked out of europe 5g so they will likely be used

ahhhh fuck me i closed it

>>23525955
They will be fine. Chill nigs
Why is everyone like a bitch on her rag? Market down 0.01% fuckin sky is falling, market up 0.01% BUY BUY BUY we gun be rich. No wonder people lose at this shit.

>>23525975
>why is it dumping so viciously out of nowhere, anyways? nothing happened.
Christ almighty you're clueless, start learning about the stock market will ya?

MARCH FLASHBACKS

>>23525887

>>23526014
im just scared im gonna sell the bottom

Now's the time to buy WKHS

Why is today dump day? Pre election scaries?

>>23525991
Onions hands

>>23525960
How do they make money by doomping?

dont sell

>>23524159
what is this magic pill that makes niggers disappear, and where do I get some??

im never averaging up on GME again, my timing is horrendous

>>23526014
>selling at a loss
Better luck next time cornpop

>>23526052
probably going to continue to dump/crab all week until the election next week

everything on my watchlist is red except for ZM

dumped gme calls for $20 loss, got out quick enough to not have my pants down.

Hunter's Cock is crashing the market

>>23525191
>Vaccines
Hahahaha. Vaccines will be useless, late, and people will refuse to take them

>>23526052
people taking money out of the market to buy halloween candy, happens every year

>>23525994
while you are 100% correct that you should buy when there is blood in the streets, the streets are not bloody enough yet. it took the full last week to turn the tide to red - you are at the point right now where while walking through the streets you see some blood, but you're still able to walk without ruining your shoes. you should be wading through blood first

>>23526075
Same. Guess I'm going long

Is AMD worth holding through earnings?

isn't the whole market taking a dump? why is eveyone panicking

lads what the heckerino is diddly-happening?

>>23525703
Or any other third world country, for that matter

You think its time to buy the GME dip?

>>23526115
The coom is over

>>23526115
>isn't the whole market taking a dump?
>why is eveyone panicking

>>23526115
try freefall. a dump i can handle, bag up and throw in the trash. This freefall is going to hurt when i hit the pavement

>>23526052
Might as well wait until after election before deploying cash

>>23526094
Legit, and they're all in media blackout so they can't acknowledge it.

>>23526115
People apparently unaware that holding stocks over this election period involves risk

>>23526100
yeah vaccine works only before you have the virus.. so it is completely useless when it comes out.
the other medication will just be too expensive or unavailable for normal people
but the good news is we will all be trillionaires soon

sold all my GME at $14.01, looking for a good spot to buy back in

>>23525991
What +3x this year? Up 50% in the last month. Has dumped 10% multiple times, always recovers. Every corner of the market is re-evaluating GME. Everyone is piling in to try and force a short squeeze. Consoles not released yet, not even Christmas shopping season.

You actually think this is the top and your sell was a smart move? Nice bitch hands.

>>23525806
GDXJ

>>23526107
Yes. Intel's earnings were a disaster, but at a time when more people are using computers than ever, where do you think the CPUs are being sourced from...

>>23526142
it has dropped 11% since this morning. if there were distressed short positions, i think they would have started covering by now. my guess is that the squeeze is over and GME will bleed out from now on.

>China 'To Sanction' US Firms Over Taiwan Arms Sale

Is this bullish for GME?

>>23526128
Housing tends to be extremely cheap in alleged 3rd world countries, relative to local salary, excluding the lower class. It's in so-called 1st world countries (except USA) that they cost 2 arms and 4 legs.

if there's anything I learned about the stock market this year, it's that the institutional investors -- those "business professionals" who graduated from "elite" academies like Yale and Princeton, who hold the majority of weight in the market enough to give it significant movements whenever they buy or sell -- are complete fucking pussies who panic like gaping vaginas and dump all their holdings every time they see a spider in the kitchen.

What a bunch of gay faggot pussies.

Keep it up S&P stay under 2% drop for me so I can drop a load of green in my fund promptly at 3:45 p.m..

>b-buy the dip!
no shit you retarded scum, I'd buy if I had any money left to do so

if game falls under 13.4 im never going to financially recover

CRSR holding steady!!

Circuit Breaker tomorrow Check em

COOOOOMIIIIIIINNNGGGGGG

TURN ON THE FUCKING MONEY PRINTERS

dubs and i liquidate everything to buy TQQQ and FNGU

Did any of you faggots buy the GME dip for more calls? did any of you buy 1/15/21 30c?

>>23525887
>People constantly spamming that the virus is fake
>It isn't fake, people is retarded as fuck
>Cases skyrocket as I have been warning you since march, deaths will follow
>'It wasn't priced in?!'

fuck it im closing my trading app and going out for a ride i will not miss the coom

>could've sold game @ 15.30 this morning
Heh, instead im retarded

>>23526221
Same, could have liquidated all 200 of my shares and bought back in

KA BOOM BOOM
https://youtu.be/L5O6U2Gus_o?t=118

>>23526208
let me help you out

my guess all the retards who bought the top are responsible for the pullback in GME

So I'm about to invest stonks for the first time, what do I put it in?

>>23526190
Correct

>>23526217
>virus that only kills 1% of people who get it
>99% of people who died were elderly
>PANIC PANIC PANIC PAAAAAAAAAAAAANIC

gay faggot pussy

>>23526142
I’d just let it dump to 9 again and pump back up from there.

>>23526251
nothing

>>23526221
Perhaps now you'll protect yourself with training stop orders.

>>23526173
>Everyone is piling in to try and force a short squeeze
>Everyone
Some rando fund could pump this to 25.

>>23526236
hehe just crazy dream

>>23526062
Elderly honkers?

>>23526201
imo, tomorrow is going to be a false bull rally, that will die mid-morning ~11:30am big money needs to pump it a little bit, so that people continue buying (meanwhile they will be exiting positions) eventually the buying will die out and there will only be selling
because of this, no circuit breaker

Capitalism btfo

>>23526267
I will never use stop loss chinese scum

>>23526217
People with a brain say 'it's literally just the flu', but that's a mouthfull and the cattle claims that this statement is a conspiracy theory equivalent to pretending there is no covid, therefore there is no reason to keep with the mouthfull. The abbreviation "it's fake/a hoax" is shorter and gets the point across.
Deaths will not follow since all the max-risk population already died from it. Deaths will have a very minor uptick as the high-risk population gets it a second and a third time (sometimes before fully recovering), but it will look like nothing.
That's all including the made up bullshit numbers that are currently being reported, instead of actual real numbers (more like 10k dead by covid so far in the US according to the CDC, not 220k as the official media figure says).

>>23526251
Unironically oil if you have at least 3-4 years of horizon. If less, then you're a gambler, just play the lottery.

>>23526019
my bitch is on her rag... i didn't get to fuck her all weekend even though i really wanted to

>GME
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK ITS AT 13 AGAIN HAHAHAHA

>>23525609
Sabrina Lynn

Kneepad make a new thread you slut

>>23526299
Period sex is extra lube, shit's cash

I know GME is going to go back up and crack 20 easy.
I know this.
I was here during Q2 and during the $9 dark days.
But it still hurts bros.

>>23526298
I take it that it's far too late to hop on the tesla train?

>>23525615
Oh boy, an SMA algorithm that works great in backtesting when there's no bid-ask spread and it perfectly executes a trade the moment the trend line is crossed.
By the author's own admission, it barely beats holding when daily close is used (which is far more applicable to retail), and that still assumes perfect liquidity.
This is why teaching stupid people the basics of mathematical modelling is a mistake. It's the details that matter, not the big picture.

GME bros......

>>23526190
As long as they do it first, they get the leg up on you

>>23526299
how is your hangover?

>>23525729
Is this the bottom? Don't catch a falling knife and all that but 7$ is a bargain

>>23526085
That's a really dirty lolipop. Who would ever put that thing in their mouth?

>>23526332
>>23526332


NEW
>>23526332
>>23526332

NEW
>>23526332
>>23526332

>>23526258
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/world-reports-record-jump-covid-19-cases-outbreak-explodes-across-europe-midwest-live


>"(US) surpassing the previous record set on July 29"
>"global cases to a new daily record: 468,499"
US + global record in same day
>we are currently at all time high
World wide:
>43,374,933 cases
>1,159,472 deaths
1,159,472 / 43,374,933 = 2.67% death rate
USA:
>8,889,577 cases
>230,510 deaths
230,510 / 8,889,577 = 2.59%

We are already seeing alarming reports across the country - if we do nothing, if we do not get out of denial, hospitals turning people away will be our fate.
https://fox4kc.com/news/some-kc-area-hospitals-forced-to-turn-away-ambulances-as-covid-19-hospitalizations-climb/
https://bismarcktribune.com/news/local/health/new-records-set-in-3-coronavirus-categories-in-north-dakota-hospital-leader-discusses-capacity/article_c4030272-8e69-5cfc-93ca-822c3684190a.html

>STOP USING DEATH AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY METRIC.
>THERE ARE MANY, MANY COMPLICATIONS OTHER THAN DEATH, SOME PERMANENT.

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-54622059
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-54296223

https://www.advisory.com/daily-briefing/2020/04/17/organ-damage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8847307/Students-sense-smell-taste-returned-seven-months-later-having-Covid-19.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8427625/As-half-coronavirus-patients-NO-symptoms-silently-suffer-lung-damage.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-53026903

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/covid-19-can-wreck-your-heart-even-if-you-havent-had-any-symptoms/

https://www.dw.com/en/coronavirus-brain-damage/a-54111054

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/testicular-inflammation-identified-as-coronavirus-symptom-by-us-researchers-c-1283074

If you deliberately choose to disregard all of these stories based on their sources, I implore you to research & read for yourself
>google “long covid”
>google “coronavirus lungs heart brain kidneys”

we will weather the storm...we will rise up...gamers don't die...we just respawn...

>>23526317
>I know this.

Bonjour, gentlemen.

>>23526342
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>23526331
what hang over

>>23526305
Link it then you dumb cunt

>>23526317
it hurts for me because i've been averaging up, my cost basis is $8 now instead of $6
i bought some above $14 and i dont like that im under on that chunk already

no more averaging up past $15

>>23526327
>SPY
>any spread to mention at all
>swing trading
>giving even half a shit about spread, no matter how wide
It's better to not open your mouth than remove all doubt about your abject retardation, inbred.

>>23526188
Yes

>>23526327
Grade A retard response.

>>23526342
Congrats, you are unironically a conspiracy theorist. Next up you'll be spotted wearing tinfoil to prevent the aliens from entering your mind or some other bullshit.

>>23525637
why

>>23526296
This attitude is why the USA has failed so utterly in protecting itself from an endemic SARS2 infection. Most people will live who catch it, but not all. The fact that you are incapable of understanding that its not a flu but a cold speaks volumes. A lethal cold. Not for you zoomer fren but your parents. Sometimes. Maybe not the first time. Or second. The 5th time they catch a new strain in 5 years though, maybe that old heart gives out. The future is bright

>>23526357
>>23515312

Answers my question.

>>23526258
>There aren't long-term effects
>"Only" 2% of people die
End yourself retard. It damages the brain and other organs even in 70% of asymptomatics. Know what does that mean? They become part of the group in risk of death

GME is making a coomback

>>23526488
USA is doing better than any landmass with comparable population. It is one of the top-10 least affected per capita, and that includes countries like cucknada that fake their numbers (they made testing illegal until june or so in most provinces, except for incoming travelers). You are literally a conspiratard who believes in chemtrails.

>>23526327
Prime example of someone who can't comprehend TA trying to diss it.

>>23526515
Vast majority of the people who die from COVID are old people and niggers. Old people deaths can't be helped. Niggers were going to die from drug overdoses and gunfights with the police anyway so COVID isn't making much of an actual difference.

>>23526410
>not understanding that by you denying something widely accepted you are the one who is a conspiracy theorist

>>23526515
The mortality rate among the 19-24 population is 0.0003% retard. In the 25-44 population, it is 0.002%. None of the peer reviewed research supports any of the BBC FUD articles you so believe in. But I'm sure you "FUCKING LOVE SOIENCE". Oh the irony.

>>23526634
>denied by every scientist on the planet
>widely accepted by fudding pundits (ps: I have no idea what the word pundit is or does sorry) and conspiratard
>by not siding with the conspiratards, you're the real conspiratard!
>I WIIIIIN
Every time.

>>23526698
Why are you so smug when you don't have a better explanation for the market crash?

>>23526698
>google "SARS-1 longterm complications"
Anon, it's literally that simple. There already was a SARS outbreak. There are MANY, MANY papers written on the people who got SARS in 2003, and the longterm health complications they have had.
Until you research and understand this, you have no frame of reference, and you are out of your element
I will start you in your journey, but you REALLY need to research it yourself, go digging
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7192220/

>>23526727
>denied by every scientist on the planet
lmao
is this guy serious? is anyone seeing this?

>>23525308
>he tried to find work elsewhere and realized that due to a clause in his contract and the sensitive nature of R/D he wasn’t allowed to work at any other chip development company for ten years after his termination date without getting sued by intel


A restrictive covenant will only be upheld to the extent that it is reasonable in time and area, necessary to protect the employer’s legitimate interests, not harmful to the general public and not unreasonably burdensome to the employee. This is true for both the US and Canada.

TL;DR - pay a lawyer $100 to say "get fucked", courts rarely enforce it unless you've been working on specific military/intelligence projects.

In China, if you work on any military projects, you are literally not allowed to leave China for 5 years, sometimes more.

>>23526299
Dating a girl that doesn't do anal and won't deepthroat you. Sad

>>23526769
>SARS-1
*bogger faec*
Next you'll say that the flu gives attacks the immune system directly because AIDS exists.

Who cares how "deadly" the virus is? The really important thing should be this: how much money can I drop on buying cheap stocks while the sale event is a happening.. Profit should be the only motivating thing for you. Get as much of it as you can. So when your old and retired you can kick back and worry about nothing while your neighbor is still drowning in his debt heap..

>>23526812
Also, the clause is automatically voided if it means you can't find employment in your area due to it, and it only really applies with respect to your core duties. For example, if you were working on hardware, you are free to work on software. If you were working on GPU chips, you are free to work on CPU chips.

>>23527121
>For example, if you were working on hardware, you are free to work on software. If you were working on GPU chips, you are free to work on CPU chips.
Those jobs are completely different career paths, you don't just flip around like that.

>>23525568
I'm martinggaling BP all the way to $5. Will be laughing hard as they write about the epic 8X gains coming to me in next 3 years.

>>23526984
Oh trust me I'm happy. I'm waiting for the real crash, not that pathethic flash crash from March.

>>23525975
>out of nowhere
wasn't its PE highier than apple's? I sold my bags at 90 last month, been waiting to get back in