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If singles GME to 20 EOM

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you shills runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "TQQQ" this, "stock markets gonna fail" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a tranny
(WHAT?)
A /bear/fag
(WHAT?)
A chink
(WHAT?)
A pajeet
(WHAT?)
A smooth brain
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A no good son of a bitch
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I'm gonna solve that captcha
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The one with the fire hydrants
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The one with the stoplights
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The one with the crosswalks
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The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
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The one with the STOREFRONTS
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I'm gonna click submit
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I'm gunna endorse Powell
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Send all you baitin' sons of bitches home
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I said I'll send you back
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AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO


THE STONE COLD SAYS TO BUY GME

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>23511568
That whole surface tablet story made even more people short GME. Then they clarify that it is a revenue sharing deal, screwing over the shorters even more.
GME is a chad stock. It doesn't beat its enemies.
It breaks them.

>>23511568
i just want to bend that bratty blonde anime chick over a table and fuck her ass till she comes, is that so wrong?

what does "HEEM" mean O_O

2021 is the year that Canada takes off. We're going to be a world power, lads. I believe.

>>23511601
Heem sleepy

Buy oil
>B-BUT MUH SUPPLY AND DEMAND NO ONE USES OIL ANYMORE
Wrong every business uses oil

>>23511598
Satoko is for gentle tender loving as a younger sister, not lewding!

>>23511593
i really want to know why the fuck GME and/or MSFT worded that announcement like that
a single sentence hidden in a pile of Microsoft 365 shit

it's almost like GME purposely wants to keep the stock price low for as long as possible
or maybe GME didnt even want to announce that shit and that was all MSFT's wording

>>23511601
I heard you like "worming".
Do you like to be the receiver or the giver?

>>23511603

gme $20 for gamers

>>23511626
i want her to smugly act superior to me and yell at me about how wrong i am about something until i get frustrated enough to pin her down as she struggles, until she inevitably loves it.

>>23511541
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23511642
gme $200 for gamers. my sell limit order is still waiting.

>futures

>>23511455
>I should invest in a non-hedged CAD ETF equivalent instead.
what does that achieve? are you still paying forex fees in the fund? if you are heavy in candian real estate, i would look at the Smith Manoeuvre
>>23511417
>an i make money by some company paying me to trade
you could. but you would have to prove yourself. yes you building a 6 or 7 figure portfolio from a few thousand would be impressive. But as a rookie on a hedge fund team, it might not matter that much. If you want to trade in a hedge fund, they want to see if you connections, previous experience in the industry, success building clients wealth, maybe some certs. This is what would build a portfolio in the finance industry. Maybe the hedge fund sector is different but as a rookie you might just get tasked with data analysis of companies or client relations or data entry until you earn your chops.

>>23511247
China can't even fight a fucking border dispute with India without India getting the upperhand instantly.. INDIA, they won't do shit to Taiwan militairly. They will however do a "Hong Kong" and simply wait it out because it's so easy for them to corrupt countries from the inside and they won't have to worry about things changing politically on the domestic front, because they're not a democratic country that can go from being on one side of the political spectrum to the complete opposite side of the political spectrum in a matter of only fucking 4 years

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CIRCUIT BREAKERS RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>23511592
Based.

>>23511638
thank you Trudeau
somehow i was eligible for CERB as a student even though i only lost my part time job

All that money has more than tripled by now, and im going to graduate debt free from my dumbass mistake of getting into pharmacy school

NEE splits tommorow

>>23511664

Bullish for GME?

>>23511740
Nope. Walmart took most of GameStop’s market share.

why are futures down? any news or just random noise that will eventually be reversed over the course of the night?

>>23511726
Pharmacy? You'll be set.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
holding off plans for buy on open

>>23511632
what O_O so many unknown words

>>23511618

WHAT THE FUCK MAN THE FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED FOR GOD'S SAKE WAHT IS HAPPENING

May jump back on the ABEO ride if it dips down again to 1.26.

you guys are so cringe caring about futures

>>23511806
imagine not trading futures on sunday kek

>>23511795
IT'S FUGIN OVER MAN RUN FOR YOUR LIVE

>>23511771
>what O_O so many unknown words
Worming is when you lick your partner's eyeball.
I heard you're into that.
I was asking if you enjoyed licking eyeballs or preferred to have your own eyeballs licked?

>>23511826
i dont even know how to do that. if i did i wouldnt care, the real money is m-f 930-4

>>23511664
Neat. Will it go -1%, maybe -2%?

So I saw a very petite tranny at Kroger just now. I honestly considered talking to her, but got cold feet. Wouldn't mind checking out the boipucci. I have 2 questions. Does that make me gay, and am I gonna make it. Mind you the tranny was very feminine.

>>23511740
everything is bullish for GME
I just farted, it's bullish for GME

>futes rippen downwards
>GME bros still comfy
What will it be tomorrow, +5% on no news, or +30% on a press release?

>>23511806
>you guys are so cringe caring about futures
This.
I can only trade the real market hours, and I hardly recall futures ever really giving all that much insight into market open, which itself can contain a full, epic reversal between a red day and a green day.

>>23511853
>Does that make me gay
yes

>>23511843
holy crap imagine not knowing how to trade futures but thinking you know how make money with market O_O

>>23511834
eye balls tasty

>tfw miHoYo isn't publicly traded
This isn't fair

>>23511853
> am I gonna make it

No

>>23511826
Do they just keep all the niggers on the lower deck or something? Based Startrek.

Just going to put this here as a reminder

>>23511890
>>23511903
Thanks guys

>>23511885
It was artificially pinned under 15 Friday. It might pop tomorrow.

I hate faggots and trannies

Woaw woaw wtf are we open already??

>FUTURES RED FUTURES RED

>>23511894
never reply to me again freak

>>23511853
>does this make me gay
yes
>am i gonna make it
no

>>23511908
Yeah let me bag hold from 2001 to 2015 to break even

Sounds ducking amazing you retard

>>23511957
screw you literal retard

>>23511908
so people who buy now are going to have to wait 15 years for NQ to recover one this crashes

What are prime stocks for when Biden wins?

Thoughts on rkt

>>23511898
fuck chink developed games and fuck you for promoting them

>>23511853
How did you know it was a tranny?

>>23511951
Oh fuck it's the winter time change..

>>23511908
>The CHADDAQ
>Literally a 10-bagger
Based and redpilled.

>>23511894
>eye balls tasty
Very informative.
I hope you get a +20% at open. GL, bb grl.

Anyone start swing trading BTC on Robinhood just cuz they're bored? Already made around $100 this weekend just buying low selling high.

>casually buys a 10x while everyone makes fun of him

am so sick and tired of people who not understood how important futures am

it one thing that piss me off -_-;

>>23511996
Defense

>>23512056
We are going to war with China in the next 10 years regardles of the president

>>23511726
what did you hold?

>>23512042
>how important futures am

>>23512004
>adam's apple
>just enough male facial features
>almost no tits
>voice wasn't feminine enough
>had body language that he was looking for any excuse to be a victim
I've learned a lot of these things through observing kneepad for the last couple of years.

>>23511996
I don't know about individual stocks, but the POTX/THCX ETFs are pretty cheap right now. If Biden wins, the US might legalize. Even a rumor of that should be worth a pop on cannastocks.

Is holding Horse a bad idea?

I used to hold SBE for Chargepoint.
"Chargepoint will go public any day now, by next week!"
That's what all the articles claimed 2 months ago. Now here we are.
Imagine if I kept that piece of shit instead of going into GME.

>>23512113
There are worse ideas.

Anyways enough about trannies
Plan for 2day
I've queued up market buys for the following based on my normies tv commercials strategy.
>BUD
>HD
>COF
>GM
>DIS
I will report my P/L on Friday to see if this is a viable strategy. If it is, I will be watching football on Sundays and pick the first 5 stocks every week based on the commercials I see first non repeating. Good idea? Bad idea?

>>23512077
ACCORDING TO WHO

>>23511989
>>23511969
>literally the single largest market collapse since 1929 is barely a blip on the nasdaq
>surely this means there will be a BIGGER one soon!
you missed a once per century crash buying dumb oil memes instead of OTM Tesla calls, deal with it

>>23511978
>retard
I'm not offended, but that is considered a very offensive "able-ist" word.
It's interesting that you really don't like the n word, but will comfortably say retard.

Up 25% this month just wish I’d cut my losses on Friday these futures are grim

>>23512077
>going to war with China
no
>getting into a proxy war with China
yes.
Time to blast Fortunate Son.

>>23512111
>if Biden wins, the US might legalize
Ah yes, President 1994 Crime Bill and Vice President Hide Exculpatory Evidence as Prosecutor will surely legalize weed.

>>23512195
there have been three "once per century" crashes in past 4 years tho

>>23512198
that because me retarded >_<

>>23511898
>Lv. 20
>4013/4013 HP
looks like you got a real problem on your hands

>>23512184
>>23512201
No, there's only two options
>War with China over Taiwan
>America cucks out and lets China invade Taiwan, which inevitably leads to war over the next bit of land China wants to annex
https://youtu.be/VkuNWDG3yNM

China wants war over Taiwan soon, and if we aren't ready and willing to enforce a policy of One China with it's capital in Taipei, there's going to be worse problems down the road.

>>23512184
>ACCORDING TO WHO
The PLA (allegedly) moved J20s and DF-17s ("stealth" fighters and hypersonic missiles) to forward strike bases across the Straight from Taiwan with the last month. On the billion-to-one chance the PRC actually decides to reunite China, America would have to shit or get off the pot on Taiwan defense. Either way, it'd be a shitshow for the US.

>>23512232
>me retarded
>not "me am retarded"
fake rkg, probably not even a real tranny

>>23512087
i was retarded back in May and put some money into Canadian REITs though, they ended up being value traps and just stayed flat. On that portion of my money, I ended up only getting like +15% overall when anything else would have been a +50% by now
Touched oil and airliners briefly too.. I almost touched banks too after BNS triggered a rally
learned from my mistake and Im glad I started in May (after exams)
all of those value traps looked like it was going to moon so hard back in May and early June

good thing I have a pharmacist at work who's a complete nut for fundamentals trading, I just learned and leeched DD from him which led to TSM after that point. QQQ with leftover cash

and now 100% GME, but TSM/AMD is what I'm going back to afterwards

>>23512251
Why are they obsessed over a small island?
Are they still so butthurt?

>>23512232
>that because me retarded >_<
Oh, k, fair enough.
Same.

>>23511556
Helllo

>>23512287
Watch the documentary. It's to do with Chinese honor and face and shit. Basically they still see Taiwan (and HK before they shitslapped it) as dishonorabru stains on China by western imperialist pig dog, and want to reunite all the Chinas in time for the 100th anniversary of the CCP. "Erasing a century of Western imperialist humiliation by great glory of communism" type shit. Similar to Hitler's "Poland's existence is the greatest stain on German honor" thing.

>>23512275
that no how works >_>
whole point of am for lazy typing

adding am to me am retarded needlessly typing am

>>23512287
>Why are they obsessed over a small island?
>Are they still so butthurt?
Look at a map of eastern sea lanes from China and it'll become pretty apparent why they'd like Taiwan not to become a giant customer of advanced US weapons.

>>23512251
>>23512252
this shit (or a massive earthquake in Taiwan), even though I think it's FUD, is why I couldn't bring myself to go more than 50% TSM
but this problem is a black swan event for more than TSM

though I think it's more likely that Taiwan's industries will stay intact and just have new owners, that route might let them avoid conflict with US if Nasdaq companies can keep getting their products. Not like a bunch of US shit isn't already being produced in mainland China anyways

>>23512353
Yeah also this, whoever controls Taiwan is capable of blockading the Chinese mainland or cutting off access to the South China Sea and Yellow Sea. Consider that for the Invasion of Incheon in the Korean War, America needed the ability to stick carriers right up in China's business.

>>23511826
>cal arts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHSHAHA
OHHOHOHO

FUFUFUGUFUGGUFUFUFUFUFFUFUFU

OVER 90% OF MY UVXY CALLS EXPIRED ON FRIDAY AND NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING $66 WEEKLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JEJEJEJEJEJEJJEE
XDXDXDXD D DXDXCDXDXD

Please clap.

>>23501569 #
this might have enough Asia and e-commerce to be interesting. More interesting than more ARKK/SNE/NTDOY. I have to look at its total weightings.
>>23508848
That elf is my mother.

>>23512383
you could hedge TSMC with either OTM puts (using options to actually hedge like they're designed for instead of degenerate gambling), or calls on defense contractors

>>23512411
anon i-

>>23512404
Kek naw
American animation of this sort merging elements of simpsons with shit like Rick and morty.
Then other trend towards imitation of Japanese animation in things like avatar and somewhat even boondocks (or that’s Sony and Korea or?)

China won't engage in open warfare.
It knows it won't win or at least, the world would end.
China's path to victory is preying on the weaknesses of democracy. They need to be patient and infiltrate and disrupt the society of their enemies, which they've been doing pretty well.
Becoming an open enemy of the United States would be counter productive to their entire success story.

That said, irrational behavior is a hallmark of humanity, and hopefully their "oh so honurabu" attitude doesn't cause the world to end.

>>23512337
Do you think tomorrow is going to be blood red?

>>23512171
I don't understand, are you bullish for SBE?

>>23511601
It just means that I can heem the faggot that says he would heem everyone itt when he himself is little baby twink

>>23512388
>Yeah also this, whoever controls Taiwan is capable of blockading the Chinese mainland or cutting off access to the South China Sea and Yellow Sea.
South Korea to the north, Vietnam to the south and Taiwan right in the middle. Good luck sailing a blue-water navy into the Pacific in general, much less if the shit hits the fan. That's why the PRC has been investing so heavily in land-based ant-ship missiles. America calls a supercarrier an 'asset'; China calls it a 'target;.

>>23512450
whatever fucking hoolahoops you want to jump through to justify it, it's fucking garbo

> imitation of Japanese animation
Teen Titans and Totally Spies were based yes

Do you think Target is a good buy? Was also thinking about Home Depot.

>>23512459
I mean I give it one or two more election cycles before the US balkanizes at minimum

>>23512415
>using options to actually hedge like they're designed for instead of degenerate gambling
yeah i forget that too

that's a good idea for when im done with GME. I should probably do the same shit for GME through Q3 too

>>23512488
WBA, Walgreens fren

>tfw more plays than liquid available

>>23512488
Buy $165 calls for June on TGT

>>23512383
>but this problem is a black swan event for more than TSM
This is why I am not concerned too much about China invading Taiwan. For my portfolio, it would mean basically we are hitting WW3 so TSMC is not much worse off than AMD or something, probably better off than Micron.

I’m going to continue managing my portfolio as if WW3 is not my base-case scenario.

>>23512251
>>23512252
First of all read this >>23511692
Secondly, conventional warfare is a thing of the past between major powers because of nuclear weapons. China knows this, anyone with some sort of brain knows this. Just because there's rumors of troop/equipment movements to strategic positions doesn't mean war, look at China and India.. just because China moves around a shit ton of stuff to their border doesn't mean a war will ensue

>Futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23512337
do you think someday we can have sex?

>>23512545
If we hit WW3, stocks will be the least of my worries. Unless the US has some giga-chad secret defense weapons capable of shooting down nukes by the asston, we'd be fucked anyways.
That wouldn't be a black swan event, that'd just be the end of the modern World.

>>23512575
Bummer

>>23511632
>saving the same image with the same name in the same location 4 times
Don’t you use computers for work or something?

>>23511638
No US??

>FUTURES
HOLY FUCK WHY DIDN’T I SELL EVERYTHING ON FRIDAY? ITS FUCKING OVER CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!

futurebros... we got too cocky...

Anybody else notice how ARK mommy kinda spergs a little when she speaks like she's just about to drop spaghetti but then recovers over and over. It's so CUTE :3

>>23512612
>No US??
The federal reserve. It's the green line. Also, commodities are getting shit on.

>>23512661
Sick ID Colonel Mustard

>>23507967
probably not around anymore, but:

200 hour and 200 day MA's are used by tutes. see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caLyY6kNihw&feature=youtu.be&t=2460 ("the ONLY indicator i respect")

at least 10xATR keltner channel, the initial anon (idk if he's still around) i got the idea from was one who used a VWMA in the daily with a 16xATR as his "sell indicator" which called the top of TQQQ during the softbank hysteria pretty much perfectly.

how you want to set up DCA'ing is up to you, and i highly recommend doing your proper FA on whatever company you're interested in first, obviously you have to be confident they're solid and will go back up eventually. i've had earlier times where i looked at 4x/8x/12x ATR below the 200 hour SMA to buy at, you could do 5x/10x/15x potentially to get closer to that 16x mark for an absolute bottom, or you could try 4-5x below and then "every 2x the ATR below my entry point im gonna by X more shares". that's all up to you and your backtesting and your risk tolerance and your DD on the company whose stock you want to buy.

the main point is that for solid companies, DCA'ing at/below the 200 hour SMA is gonna be solid for dip buying, for defining what "dip" means in an objective sense. it also shows if it's many multiples of the ATR above the 200 hour SMA, you probably shouldn't buy because it has a much higher probability of dropping from there than going up higher. i got my dad to sell the literal top of the stock of the company he works for (just got vested options) using this strategy with the 12x ATR literally last week.

but there are other stocks like FDX which don't give a fuck but they are also the rare stock that fucking doubled their expected ER's twice in a row so, again, FA is important. but it's still a great metric if you want to buy the dip. do your own backtesting and FA though but you should see how frequently it works out well for yourself.

also if anyone wants i can look at some stocks and do this analysis

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23512714
I am still around, I have no life, read this thread all day every day, and am mostly just buying memes right now but want to learn what people with actual brains do, thanks for the detailed response

If you aren’t invested in NEE you are retarded

Ah more red days to keep selling puts

>>23512612
>>saving the same image with the same name in the same location 4 times
>Don’t you use computers for work or something?
Ya, but im a nig, so it be like tht sometimes

>>23511853
It's not gay unless you act gay

1) act nice to get her back to yours, few drinks
2) once tops are off get aggressive
3) violent damage from behind
4) don't touch her peepee
5) kick out when done, but stay in touch for future fucks

Nothing gay with that

dubs and futures rippen back to where they were

>>23512744
i live for data analysis. again feel free to give me a stock and i'll post a screencap of the chart and where i'd buy. i recently did this with AMD for example, pic related. just recently got above break-even, hoping for good things on earnings tuesday after INTC shit the bed.

i have a life but im a big fan of weekend /smg/, of course now we're already getting the OOO AAA posters coming in to ruin everything so i'll probably be leaving soon.

>>23512459
>irrational behavior is a hallmark of humanity

Look at how democrats manage their states:

They disbanded police departments and let violent crimes rise for the sake of political correctness even when their constituents complained about it.

They shut down power plants and let power outages happen for the sake of environmentalism but then buy electricity from from other states to make up for the difference which cancels out whatever environmental benefits their polices might have had.

They refuse to do any forest management to cut down on wildfires despite being recommended by scientists, choosing instead to blame every single wildfire on global warming, which no fucking sense to any person who can fact check. Defenders say the gov't lacks money to manage forests but they're even blocking efforts on private lands.

Is GME gonna moon this week?

>>23512824
>50% taxes
>still homeless everywhere and no forest management

what exactly are they buying

>>23512744
Same here. The only time I'm not in these threads is when I'm wagecucking

>>23512841
Immigrants

>>23512797
When I finally get one back to my place, I'm going to make the tranny cosplay as kneepad and I'm going to ravage it's boipucci.

>>23512829
depends on Sony and Microsoft if they release relevant news on PS5/Xbox X

I knew the futures couldn't stay down.

>>23512093
Kneepad?

>>23512857
Nice. I can sell you mask with rkg face on it and throw in one wig for free. The wig is synthetic.

Let me know i can get the mask to the United state in 3 weeks maximum time. Good price

>>23512897
The mask is full latex wraparound with small holes for eyes and bigger for mouth.

Some people can be allergic to latex but alternative will cost more

AAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

WHY
WHY
WHY

WHY DID I HIT BUY??

SO MUCH BUY ON ON FRI
>BOUGHT THE LOCAL TOPS FOR
>BA GME CRSR ARKK
I guess it’s good I sold Apple and Lulu? But I bought SOXL and TQQQ...

>>23512483
>Teen Titans
The female character design was pretty dang hot to my young mind

>>23512829
I'm debating buying more honestly.
Just selling gold and airlines for more gme
I know it's bad practice to put all your eggs in one basket, or to have unrealistic expectations
but fuck the promise is too good.

An S&P500 ETF truly is the ideal choice for long term investing?

>>23512807
How about CRSR then since that's another tech stock that's recently been talked about in here and also loosely connected to the GME meme magic since they also sell gaymer stuff

>>23512411
>UVXY
>calls
>literally a trading instrument which is rigged to always go down forever because volatility is a mean-reverting phenomenon

anon, i...

How best do i brag post my WS? My returns dwarf some of you chumps.

>>23512967
>>23512807
Actually that probably hasn't been getting traded long enough for your strat huh, lel

>>23512967
Well "they" claim the high is 32 per. (just under 25 now). But look at pins. It ipo'd at 20, now it's at 53. Pins ipo'd in 2019. I know it's two different companies with different goals,etc but still, growth is growth.

>>23512967
>>23513015
basically, but here's the chart regardless. for the record i bought at 15 and sold at 22 on that rally way back when. felt good to sell the literal top even though it has since gone higher. that said, the recent dip off of that 27 dollar high speaks for itself, no?

>>23512670
Post latest market conditions video.

I just bought in to ARKK on Friday and I’m already hating it considering where I’d imagine the markets will be taking Tesla and square and such today. Fucking 10% Tesla...

>>23512744
>I have no life, read this thread all day every day, and am mostly just buying memes right now but
Been there, got shaken out of it and am much more hopeful as a result
But I miss a lot of keks and jejs
>>23512807
Tis just me whining over my mistiming the markets. Expression of pain can help mitigate pain, even when overly dramatized via smoke signals.

>>23512829
>>23512889
>>23512958
>Is GME gonna moon this week?
If the market opens with a selloff that forces etf and other funds to liquidate positions, this would be exactly the type of thing bleeding shortsellers are waiting for, no?

what does nq and es mean?

>>23513062
never quit eating shit

>>23512961
Seems like it. Doesn't cost as much as a mutual fund and yields more. Seems like a no brainer fren.

>>23513062
they are futures ticker for ns = nasdaq and eq = s&p500

Futures are absolutely meaningless. I really don’t get why people put so much faith in them.

>>23513118
futures are literally an entire market unto themselves, when you see the funny red number go down it means someone is actually buying futures contracts at that price

>>23513118
no one does, except MSM and OOOOO AAAAAA posters who want an early start. anyone who wants to step up and fight me over it i can show you plenty of AH futures charts that didn't predict shit for what happened the next day.

>>23513118
THEY REAL MARKET
THEY HAVE 10 TIMES MORE VOLUME THAN ALL ETF COMBINED

INSTITUTIONS DONT BUY SPY OR QQQ THEY BUY FUTURES

>>23513057
>If the market opens with a selloff that forces etf and other funds to liquidate positions, this would be exactly the type of thing bleeding shortsellers are waiting for, no?
only ~15% of GME is held by ETFs
it's actually worse for big short sellers since that's ~15% of the GME basically locked up

good for smaller players just playing volatility, a low volume bleed day is still a bleed day, low volume doesn't matter

>>23513139
FUTURES DONT PREDICT ANYTHING YOU DUMMY TARD

ITS LIKE SAYING SPY PREDICTS SPY PRICE

YOU WHOLE UNDERSTANDING OF FUTURES AM PRE-AMATURE, CHILD LIKE UNDERSTOODING

>OH NO, MY FUTURINOS
>NOT MY FUTURINOS
>ANYTHING, BUT NOT MY HECKIN FUTURINOS
>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>23513151
Unless the market crashes and forces the shorts into a margin call. Then the fun begins.

Remember to make a straddle, don't bet on binary events.

>>23513161
So are you saying that futures don't mean anything in regards to how the market will open tomorrow? I don't get why futures are even important if they don't dictate market behavior. Should I just ignore futures entirely if I'm not trading them?

>>23513171
>mommyrino

>>23513175
if the market crashes like March-tier, longs also panic then the price only increases slightly or just stays flat
i doubt that will happen again though

GME now is in a much more hopeful position than it was in March with fears of brick&mortar apocalypse

>>23513161

>>23513213
futures ARE the market retard, you are literally buying and selling contracts to deliver

>>23513213
no they ARE the market
when you see market go down massively it because someone made big move in futures

if you want to watch REAL market watch futures

>>23513111
oh my god. rkg? that is a name i havent seen in a while. how are you?

>>23513240
Ok then I'm most definitely going to sell my queued stock plays for Monday if they don't get better by the end of the night. Thanks pads.

I'd heem the heemanon.

>>23513235
You realise the real rkg died a long time ago now, brought on by a tonic klonic.

Just larpers left now.

anyone here interested in discussing the merits of GME stock? i cant get enough

>>23513161
>SPY PREDICTS SPY PRICE
kek imagine believing this

FUCK THE TECH PUMP THIS WEEK I'M GONNA FUCK I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKK IT'S EVERYWHERE FUCKKKKKKKKK

>>23513357
i dunno, you tell me what Sony and Microsoft might do this week with their earnings
maybe it will push GME up

>>23513377
somebody was telling me the true value was 30 to 50 per share. i just wanna double my money man. is this free money?

>>23513389
you're just asking for a rugpull with that post

>>23513322
I can possibly clear this up. Wait a minute.

>>23513401
could be.

>>23513322
psh tonic klonic

more like klonopin tonic
rkg is always better in memory ofc but this oneisparticularly lazy

>>23513442
Why do you like utah so much?

how is warrior trading making so much money everyday?

>>23513556
Most likely just larping with a paper account

>>23513556
why even bother with the youtube video if he makes 100k in a day

dumb fuck head bitch

>>23513442
How many rkg's are there? Are they like clones or something? Is there a lab somewhere?

>>23513556
>trading from laptop
this how you know they lying
people who really make 100k in hours just use phone

>>23513612
we all am rkg

>>23513576
Why not earn much more money doing both? you dumbfuck? who wants to trade forever? trading is exhausting if you are doing it properly and not just randomly gambling.

>>23512056
based

>>23513640
Trading is fun. Shitposting with you retards is fun.
I'll never stop trading.

>>23513640
people who are offering training courses and youtube tutorials are doing it because theyre just bad traders and giving u bad advice or they wouldnt feel the need to make youtube video which is a lot of work

dude makes like 20 bucks on those videos

and playing in the stock market cancels out the effectiveness of "making money" off any video

>>23513556
>how is warrior trading making so much money everyday?
Same way madaz does it. Going all in on extremely high risk plays on low float penny stocks. It works until it doesn't
>manipulators
>haters
>down a million dollars on a single play

>>23513688
>tries to get desperate followers PnD his choosen stock
>but he doesnt see himself as manipulator

>>23513679
>people must do one thing or the other hurr
As expected of a gook poster.

>>23513525
the fact that everything eventually evolves into crabs is interesting, so I decided to read this article, and HOLY SHIT popular mechanics is GARBAGE now, it was never good but now it's Buzzfedd tier, what the fuck

It's my birthday so GME has to moon this week

>>23513615
My computer was lost in a flood how do I profit from trading on my phone.

>>23513727
its just a dick move look at me im going to take time out of my day to show you how i made 50k

not because making this video will do anything for me because i made 50k in one day regularly

>>23513734
Bullish for GME

>>23513734
wow i forgot it's also my birthday this week

>10/30 15.5 C on coomstop
will it print? if I dont get a Wednesday pump for the first time in months im going to quick watching this ticker until console release

>>23513734
BASED. im getting in late. but better late than never. trips baby!!

Should I sell my WKHS and NAK and go all in on GME?

IRBT finna bounce right off that SMA!?!

>Ratty you still pay attention to this one?

>>23513612
how much time do you want to sink into wikipedia tonight?

>>23512042
hey help me out understanding this study on financial markets from the other day, I'm a little rusty with my math:
>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3686935&download=yes
CERN reseach
errr... SSRN actually

>>23513816
just wait till i buy. dont want u ginning up the price with your jew money

>>23513777
Checked, also happy birthday in advance anon

I'm all in in BEST inc and ngl, I'm kinda worried. I bought more after the dump but god damn if it tanks again.

this idea that u can just send in all your used trash to gamestop online and get credit for it

i dont think it even exists its a multi quadrillion dollar industry if they did it

where you gonna send your used stuff to besides like posting it on ebay and waiting for someone to buy it and taking photos etc

>>23513820
(ASML is the one where it's actually AT the 50 day)

>>23513887
imagine if they let you trade in old GPUs for credit towards a new one, instead of having to sell it to skeevy druggies on cuntslist

>>23513905
Maybe they will eventually

WTF ARE THESE FUTURES AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23513919
we just need to figure out the shitposter-to-gamestop-board pipeline for our brilliant turnaround plans

>>23513363
Hoping VRTX recovers.

>>23513848
>lolibaba
I'm going to need the source to help me concentrate on trading tomorrow.

>>23513964
I think PC parts would be the next logical step for gamestop.
Microsoft benefits from people having good PCs too.

>>23513305
O_O am slowly decomposing but otherwise g-good t-ty for asking

have been back for few months now
took big break from trading because made super bank on corona crash

>>23513736
you have to suck my balls

>>23513905
ya why not accept everything if u can make a profit off it

not sure why u would even be limited to electronics and gaming

>>23513988
The only balls I plan on sucking is RKG's after I make money from my phone tomorrow.

>>23512287
Imagine if Puerto Rico, Hawaii, or Alaska tried to secede from the United States and act as its own country.

Do you honestly think any country would let a similar situation fly? Nobody ever relinquishes sovereignty.

>>23513640
>5 digit YouTube views
>sells (((courses)))
>haha he's making much more money

>>23514038
I don't know why this is so hard for you nignogs to comprehend.

u just have gamestop drop off zones around the country where you place your used things and it automatically detects your face

and then the credit appears in your account

whatever you want to drop in youll get a appropriate value

maybe your old shoes and you only get 2 cents for them but gamestop sets up their own goodwill shops or donates the things which arent worth anything

and recycles everything and humanity becomes a utopia because GME and everyone is rich because people start to get their true value of every resource

>>23511579
Based

and then homeless trash collectors will find cans and it will say .01 c added to your account

and youre just heaping random things into this trash compactor

and then when you get a old ps2 game its like 1$ added

and it just knows everything

is TSLA kill?

>>23514194
The opportunity costs of investing in TSLA at this point actually cause me physical pain.
When I see anon's still having it in their portfolio, yeah it might go up a bit but ffs what a fucken waste of potential.

whats the general consensus on AMD?
is it too late to get in?
earnings are on tuesday

>>23514194
you just graved this shit from reddit you fucking faggot

>>23514231
its a good meme

im poor robinhood stole all my money

missing the squeeze and missing my food and transportation

Guys, why aren’t the institutional investors holding gme shorts buying right now? Are they hoping that the stock will plummet? I don’t understand. It’s still one of the most shorted stocks. If they continue to wait the pain will be grester. Are the confident it will crash?

>>23514261
why did you lie and tell them your account was hacked

i just learned that my broker charges like $50 for options assignment fee
on top of $9.99 commission + $1.25/contract
uh so much for selling premiums

im too poor to switch to InteractiveBrokers (no fee for options assignment, MUCH more reasonable commission fees, like $2-$3 per options trade)
this is not fair what the fuck why is cucknada like this

I need a USD$100K portfolio to avoid admin fees on IB, which means i need GME to be $50/share for me to make it and move on to selling premiums and long-term holds

how the fuck do you other leafs cope with this bullshit

>>23514194
boat sailed for now, buy SPAQ on monday. merger vote is on the 28th (will pass) and then in February you'll get Fisker stock, which will be the hot new EV play since Nikola is kill, Tesla is too high and over with for now, and Henrik Fisker is finally making media rounds to discuss his plan which is great. for 30K your EV choices in 2022 will be a nice big Fisker Ocean luxury SUV, or basic bitch tesla sedan.

>>23514275
i actually did get hacked but i lied when i said they made false trades on my acc cuz i didnt know about gamestop yet and that i could make it back i thought i was gonna kms

>>23514270
Maybe they're hoping to drag this out till everyone gets bored or shake them out. I honestly don't know, but then again I bought at 7 so I don't care much

>>23514270
They'll prob cover during the potential Q3 dip at the latest, anyone who sells before that dip that doesn't understand they will cover as soon as the dip starts will miss out on the ride.
We have big money on the GME long side who won't let the stock plummet.
There is nothing going through the minds of shorts right now other than depression, rage, denial, and panic.

will GME pump this week?

>>23511541
Is this fortune cookie bullish?

>>23514304
97% of GME is owned by big institutions who aren't going to get bored and aren't even in it for a squeeze to begin with, but because they see potential in the company for future growth.
Shorts are fucked, they'll pay up soon.

Should I sell everything since futures aren’t looking good?

>>23514307
ok... i guess. im trying to get in asap. gonna invest 13k all in gme. do u think il be able to get 1k shares at 15 tommorow?

>>23514328
whered u get that 97 number

>>23514356
No idea anon.
Just have iron hands and don't panic sell like a bitch and you should make it.

>>23514373

>>23512841
>>23512852
This. Browntown is EXPENSIVE.

>>23513973
>>23513848
Please, anon? Don't let the Bogs get me tomorrow.

>>23514420
big names. im sold on this thesis 100%.

>>23514287
woah based

>>23511541
I have a gme call that expires last October and is currently in the money (break even is at 14.88) do I hold it for as long as I can or sell it as quickly as I can? If I don’t do anything, will robinhood sell it for me at strike date and give me the profit or do I have to remember to sell in time?

>>23511564
How fucking dare you not support my monster energy stock position with proper boomer memes

>>23514438
Henrik Fisker deigned the BMW Z8 and the Aston Martin Vantage, both cool successful cars, even his Karma from 2011-2012 was beloved by some rich people despite its flaws for being the only cool hybrid at the time.

>>23514435
GME typically spikes in the morning, then dips, then goes up again. If you can't buy Premarket, then you should buy when it dips around noon.
That said, any day it could squeeze, at any time it might shoot up. I can't predict this stock other than it will go up randomly and for no reason very often.
I've given you the DD, when you buy is up to you.

>>23514427
but anon, hurr durr they do jobs white murricans dun wanna do so we need them hurr durr!
can't believe I actually used to believe that shit

>>23514427
This reads better than most research papers from my former college.

I just want to make it in stocks so I can afford a big house and a comfy life to my beautiful trad christian wife.
>this is the end of my blogpost

>>23511618
Wow, what an amazing pure play and a wide open market opportunity! 10 points to you, sir!

>>23514519
Same here, but I want to have a cozy place in the middle of nowhere that I can write my book at.

>higher and higher lows
>someone trying so hard to pin it down under $15 for options to expire worthless
it's safe to say this is either going to explode very soon, right?

>>23514466
i have my orders. lets have a dance party when it hits 30

Looking to invest long term on RKT, NIO and SBE thoughts on it ?

>>23514339
Movement around 2am is what usually dictates the sentiment at open.

>>23514562
Clearly, yes.
This stock is primed to blow.

GEEEEEEEEE EMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE

20$ by nov

30$ by dec

>>23514614
$130 by jan

Can the next thread be "scoopsies' peepee" edition?

>>23511826
Futures are retarded. Only boomers pay attention to them

>>23514519
>>23514547
I used to want that but I don't know how i'd fare alone. only if I could put together a community of like minded individuals
>my church is buying up land on the outskirts of town
>everyone a trump supporting gun owner
>fed up from post covid society
>everyone preparing to leave society altogether
what book you writing fren?

>>23514562
I sure hope so, would be nice to be in on a big win for once.
>>23514614
unironically 100 by december

>>23514420
So...I'm reading, sell naked puts, check

>>23514642
Dark fantasy.
Unironically should get published. I'm gonna pay for some pretty black and white artwork to go along with it.

Fuck I might dump around 14,000 in GME monday at 9:30. I want to see least 25 before dec 31st. I want my money quick as I can get it... Yeah I'm impatient as hell but fuck I'm not getting any younger you know. (37)

>>23514432
The image is relevant to my own interests as well, couldn't find anything with google reverse image search but found the title after a little searching in moonrunes
ロリババアに逢いたかったから異世界転生した
and then I found this scanlation by searching for an approximate translation of that
https://pururin.io/gallery/41676/i-wanted-to-meet-a-lolibabaa-so-i-got-reborn-into-another-world

does anyone remember why AMD had this bump in 2018? I was too busy with weed stocks that year to watch AMD
what if GME becomes AMD 2.0 and Ryan Cohen becomes the Lisa Su of video games ecommerce

>>23514697
Thanks anon.

>>23514519
>I just want to make it in stocks so I can afford a big house and a comfy life to my beautiful trad christian wife.
I think I can still pull this off despite literally fucking a stripper

>>23514674
https://youtu.be/RXM65yCN7Qg

>>23514708
everything just screams BUY to me. two smart personall additions. revenue deals with major stable brands. interesting vision for future growth. the squeeze is just the cherry on top. i only wish i had heard about this when it was at 4...

>>23514708
What if I win the lottery on Tuesday?

>>23514697
>>23514727
I found the source.
https://nhentai.net/g/254022/

>>23514708
i used lurk /g/ regularly in 2018 and they shilled AMD hard. Recommended it to a cow worker but never bought myself. Not even sure he bought

I am living and in love... HEERE YOU GOO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMd7hGAI4js

>>23514740
Me too man.
But I know I wouldn't have bought as much as I have now.

>>23514765
When are you putting a ring on that bitch?

futures look like they finna boutta take a fat shit soon

>>23514525
Ransom here who has been investing in oil

I'm a fool is this sarcasm?

>>23514749
you're still out of love....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVaT7HPiXlw

>>23514796
is this late night biz mu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8&ab_channel=JeanCool

>>23514784
2 more years or less... she needs to be broken.... i will brreak her...

>>23514740
gamestop was a value trap just crabbing until positive sentiment changed overnight with Cohen, because the board has been very lowkey since 2019
I didn't touch it until $6, and i've averaged up so hard my cost basis is a bit over $8
in hindsight, the board members have obviously been working hard since 2019, they just didn't give a shit about sentiment and the stock price short-term. It's almost like they were purposely baiting out the short sellers to not cover while the insiders bought up shares in 2019 and 2020 (the only sale by insiders during this time is by the board executive that left)

Ignore the biases in this article, just focus on the earnings transcripts he pulled out
>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4380313-gamestop-likely-already-digital-revenue-sharing-sony-up-to-10

>>23514814
Bro are you living together? The longer couples live together before getting married the higher the divorce rate.

>>23514810
it's a long song.....

>>23514821
Good companies don't care about short term stock price.

>>23514825
You really believe anything that attention-whoring tripfag says? Yikes

>>23514825
no im very careful.... it's sad and sweet at the same time... im so happy i found her... we are changing eachothers minds... love is a crazy drug, you should try it.

>>23514821
*just to add

i actually hope the Hestia and Permit activist board members get the fuck out at this point, they're just deadweight now
Remember that Cohen has entered Gamestop in 2019, this rally from August was all planned out from the start
Massive share buybacks from 100m to 65m in 2019 during a time when GME's balance sheet and fate was very uncertain even before covid

>>23514786
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23514844
>you should try it.
i would if i could.

>>23514795
Random*

>>23514867
they're going to use war chest to buy back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

BEST is logistics chink shit... im going free ham on this.

>>23514896
if you love yourself you will find love in some one else..... just keep your self safe.. kys they call it... I believe in you...

NEW @_@

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>>23514810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYLAE-tGl0s

>>23514898
you're hoping for a 2x on oil after maybe a few years when demand picks back up, hopefully without the oil companies not accumulating too much debt from their cashburn

meanwhile, you have specialty retailers recovering from covid much sooner pulling out 3x and 4x like it's nothing in a matter of months, and it will continue to recover a bit more with the Christmas season coming up. Never mind that tech or just SPY in general will outperform oil anyways
Oil was not the corona recovery to jump into first

The oil and airliner play will have its time, but not now

>>23514961
I see you.

Gracias

>>23512661
excuse me sir do you have any grey pUPOnnnN?>>23512683

>>23514934
jennifer connelly hnnnnngggg