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>Cannabro=Cannabis Brother
Cannabro here. Nightly reminder to invest in cannabis stocks before election. Biden will win; Cannabis becomes traded on Nasdaq, exponential growth.

How much leverage do you use on your calls/puts, lads?

>>23500047
Biden will not win and cannabis stocks are dead.

>>23500050
About Tree Fiddy

>>23500047
DON’T DO IT, WEED IS EVIL. DUDE WEED!!!!!!!!!

so why has trump won the election? i havent been taking notice of anything over the last year or so

i hate vtubers

>>23500059
why do you insist that trump will win?

>>23500086
I hate you

Is there a woman in DC that Hunter Biden hasn't fucked?
>his wife
>his dead brother's wife
>his dead brother's daughter
>Obama's daughters
>Obama's wife
>probably Trudeau desu

>>23500083
He had the better lies.

>>23500096
i dont have a use for pseudo relationships with online streamers

>>23500059
>Cannabis Stocks are dead
Even if Biden loses; because Courts got packed by Mcdonalds Mcconnel, and courts decide election like 2000. Cannabis stocks are funded by private funds. When NewJersey legalizes, you'll see stocks get higher then I am now.
>That's pretty high

>>23500100
Well when you put it like that; what an absolute CHAD. That's the guy I want making deals with Russia, not Trumps pussy son.

>>23500093
No enthusiasm behind Biden, literally nobody shows up to Bidens campaign events meanwhile Trump is drawing massive crowds. The amount of money being spent on ads for Biden is absolutely absurd and a sign the Dems are desperate.
>>23500106
You don't have to have a relationship you just watch because they are cute
https://youtu.be/6oKE0yFZ_0Q
>>23500116
Too much competition in the cannabis field.

QIPAO-ANON ARE YOU STILL WITH US??
God this is brilliant propaganda.

>>23500132
enthusiasm is a dumb metric especially when biden isn't having open rallies due to covid, you might as well just say "i dont care about facts my fee fees are more important"

>>23500137
PEANUTS REMIND ME OF NIGGERS.

So is LIT an actual good buy or no

>>23500132
What competition? There are only three REIT in the cannabis industry. The three MSOS that dominate their repesctive markets are
>CURLF
>TCNNF
>GTBIF
What competition are you talking about? I am only interested in the American Market.

>>23500143
The irony in your statement is jarring. Whatever anon, best of luck to your candidate.

>>23500143
>especially when biden isn't having open rallies due to covid, you might as well just say "i dont care about facts my fee fees are more important"
This part is where your post turned to shit.

>>23500156
GW Carver?

Is there a biz discord

>>23500143
The guy is holding Drive ins like a nostalgic boss.

Filter baggie over the weekend to avoid his 39 schizo posts in 1 thread. Unfilter baggie during the week to inverse all his plays and make good money. Simple as

>>23500162
DUDE WE ARE INVESTING IN CANNIBUS?

IIM SO AGAINST IT BECAUSE OF LEGISLATION... DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW THE BOOK OUT THERE... I CAN DO SO MUCH VERY SOON.

>>23500166
i mean biden's rallies were pathetically small during the primary and the dumb bernie faggot losers said that bernie was going to destroy biden because he had bigger rallies and donations and look how that ended up

>>23500167
Good question. Yes there is. The person below me will provide the link:

PERSONALLY YOUR LAWS ARE IN CONFLIICTT... THE ONE THAT IS STANDING AS STATUTUE IS FROM 83... AND HOW THE FEDERAL'S REGARD THEIR PROCESSING OF DRUGS.... IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT ACTUAL LEGISLATIONS... YOU GET A TON OF FUCK YOU STAY IN JAIL.

>>23500162
Everything I've read a out cannabis stocks are that too many small companies have their hands in the cookie jar. It's possible that some company runs away with it, but I'm not waiting years for an investment to come to fruition. I'm a gambler not an investor.

>>23500176
IIPR pays 1.17 dividends per quarter. They literally sell shovels to gold miners. Planet 13 and Flower One are both based in Las Vegas. As is GreenThumb Industries. Ther cannabis industry is already multi billion dollar; paying billions in taxes. Those are only in recreational states. Imagine when the medical goes full recreational. Money pipe will be on full GUSH

>>23500206
IM NOT INVESTING IN LOSERS, I ALREADY OWN GROUND.

>>23500208
Stop posting in all caps baggie what the fuck

>>23500164
I think he is right about this election not being about enthusiasm. This is a re-election so it’s more of a referendum on the past 4 years than about excitement for hope and change and such.

But I wonder what it was like when GB1 and Carter lost their re-elections. I believe recessions started for both of them in their first terms.

I hate these candidates and DC and the DNC/RNC so goddamn much.

>>23500022

>>23500201
It's good quick money man. Volume is high and Market cap is constantly growing. There are solid companies for each investor class. from penny stocks to 20 dollars to 100+. This chart is of the past 6 months on Planet 13. A small company based on the Vegas Strip. Look em up on google images.

>>23500230
Rude

>>23500241
How high will this go?

2 people I can't stand:

1) Drunks
2) Stoners

Both poisons. The human body is designed to be self sufficient. Weak faggots.

Also, buy bonds, because no stimulus + elections = BOBO TIME.

MKTX
TMF
PUTS & SHORTS are the plays.

>>23500215
>I hate these candidates and DC and the DNC/RNC so goddamn much.
Let me simplify this for you.
You hate boomers so goddamn much.

>>23500131
;_;

>>23500098
>>23499577
>>23499585
>>23499628
More regulation = Less drilling = less supply = oil prices rise = oil producing companies can operate profitably

>>23500047
I am a degenerate and enjoy smoking it, but I would not invest in it.

>>23500241
Eh it sounds like your trying to dump your bags on me.
>>23500265
>straight edge
>bond shilled
>bear
Yeah I'm thinking you're a faggot.

>>23500261
Well I am trying not to be biased because I have smoked buuuuuut: This business is literally a cannabis lounge based on the strip of LAS VEGAS; they provide cannabis, pizza, alcoholic bevs. There is rumor and DD to support that the company is in the midst of building a Cannabis Hotel. I believe that this stock is going to easily reach double digits. If the hotel info is true. 100+. Realistically though. 2021 is when you will see the shares get out of buying range.

>>23500265
>stoners are bad because my parents were taught by the government to teach us its bad.
>even worse opinion to buy bonds
just a bad idea machine aren't we fren.

>>23500280
Perfect. Another stock to add to my collection. Here’s a tip: buy some GameStop

>>23500269
1) Reserves are packed FULL
2) Lockdowns in European countries are going to further reduce demand
3) China is starting to go green by buying NIO & Tesla EV's
4) OPEC is still reducing output to control pricing. Wait until they start resuming normal production.

Oil is shit investment, enjoy being a retard.

>>23500276
>>23500271
what bags. This is cannabro here. I invest in what I believe in. see my portfolio as of now:
>>23500116

>>23500280
>cannabis hotel

>>23500283
Stoners are losers. No ambition, no drive, just plain virgin losers.

Yes, buy bonds. No stimulus = Big money going to other safer assets. Most likely bonds.

>>23500276
Not Bond Based friend.

Oil is not threatened by solar and wind or battery memes. It hasn't been for the past 20 years. In fact, the duck curve from solar in particular is a coal/gas plants best friend. Only Karens and tech pajeets that know nothing of batteries think that is what is causing oil's secular decline. IIRC there is not enough power generation in California if even 10% of the cars on the road were EVs.
Oil's real nemesis has been natural gas which has been pounding its boipussi. This year and OPEC being a bunch of greedy jew autists didn't help things. And for those of you memelords that think elections will help your oil stocks, you want Biden and not Trump. Every country in the world that has tried to prematurely go green has led to an absolute crushing of the fossil fuel industry at first followed by an absolutely enormous spike in oil, gas, and coal afterwards when they hit a limit with green memes and only a few producers have survived.
That exact same thing is/was happening with silver. Any miners that survived that 10 year bear market from JPM jews was basically the best of the best and when silver started to take off, they went 4-5x already.

>>23500297
I mean you won't lose money but you sure as shit aren't going to make any either.

>>23500292
https://investors.viciproperties.com/news/news-details/2020/VICI-Properties-Inc-Announces-a-Letter-of-Intent-to-Provide-400-Million-Mortgage-Loan-to-Caesars-Eldorado-and-Acquire-23-Acres-of-Las-Vegas-Land-Adjacent-to-the-Strip/default.aspx
>Additionally, VICI Properties has agreed to acquire approximately 23 acres of undeveloped land parcels adjacent to the center of the Las Vegas Strip for a purchase price of $4.5 million per acre for total proceeds of approximately $103.5 million. The acquisition of these land parcels, in addition to the existing 27 acres VICI owns, will give VICI control of 50 acres of land in the vicinity of Harrah’s Las Vegas, The Linq, Flamingo, Bally’s, Paris and Planet Hollywood on the east side of the Las Vegas Strip. Additionally, the VICI land parcel will be adjacent, along its entire western length, to the Las Vegas Monorail, which carries approximately 4.6 million passengers a year, and will also be alongside The High Roller, a skyride attraction that generates approximately 1.5 million visits per year.

There is more to support the cannabis hotel in the filing. But 2021/2022 you will see more announcements about it.

Is HD the best investment one can make?

>>23500269
whoever thinks biden is more regulatory is a fucking imbecile or a kiddy faggot.

we know what a biden presidency will look like becuase he already was in power, he'll do exactly what his donors tell him to do period.
biden doens;t even give you the lip service obama is so good at.

that neggro can sweet talk a onions infused berny faggot to suck his dark hole. biden doesn't even feel the need to do that, he feels entitled like hillary, hell do what ever suckercuck tells him to

Any thoughts on MARK
It went up 40% on friday

>>23500286
I'm not investing in oil unless you count very indirectly through Boeing or something.

None of what you said has anything to do with my post. I was addressing one thing:
Biden should be bullish for oil and nat gas companies.

Whichever ones are left. As long as the republicans don't take over the Senate and Mitch just obstruct for 2 years or however long until he gets a republican administration. Then we may unironical get the deflationary cycle and economic depression

>>23500297
I'm sorry you watched you whore mother bang a a bakers dozen of stoners with the door open; I suppose that's why you have so much disdain for the stereotype.
>bonds=betting against 'Murica
never bet against 'Murica kid.

>>23500332
>Then we may unironical get the deflationary cycle and economic depression
QE IS deflationary which is why its quicksand for which no country/kingdom/empire/nation/etc. has ever escaped.

>>23500312
Oh I believe it's a real thing, I just can't figure out why.

>>23500337
Bonds = Safety net
No Stimulus = BOBO anal pounding.

>>23500332
Biden or anyone for that matter will never make oil great again. The demand to meet up with supply won't be equal for YEARS.

Couple it with new shifts and trends like EV & Zoom....Not good for Oil.

>>23500364
There has already been data collected about the market of cannabis. Turns out the highest percentage of buyers are though 40+ with 65% male and 35% female. spending on average 105$ per transaction. This is a multibillion dollar market and just because your coworker says they don't smoke doesnt mean they don't consume cannabis through tablets, gels, food, etc.

>>23500383
>no stimulus
Priced in.

>>23500348
Again not what my post was about. Mitch and Biden really don't decide whether or not there is QE.

And honestly, after Volker, I wouldn't underestimate the ability of the US to control its economy and currency and remain solvent. Very convenient that they can both print the USD and take out debt in the USD.

>>23500383
>Not good for Oil.
Yes. There's lots of things that aren't good for investors in the equity of US oil producers. I don't know why you're telling me that.

>>23500399
Unironically probably correct and why I lost so much last week.

>>23500337
Lol, no retard. I've witnessed too many weed fags literally doing nothing all day except smoke, play video games and eat pizza. Couch Potato 3x.

They don't have any ambition, no drive to accomplish life goals like owning a house, starting a career as a wagie, being fit. Just living in their mom's basement smoking weed, playing Call of Duty waiting for the "Great Reset"....Couch potato....

>>23500325
Democrats historically are always the regulators.
You are correct but you forget that biden will compensate and throw regulations at other industries that dont pay up or arent green.
Also you are forgetting that the main reason dems are regulators is because companies PAY to be regulated because they want regulations that keep their business in power and keeps competition out

>>23500429
true tho

>>23500429
As a weed smoker I’ll tell you that that is more or a symptom of the person and life situation than the drug.
You dont have nothing to do cause you smoke, you smoke cause you have nothing to do.
I smoked weed and was active as shit, now i sit around as you describe cause I can and need to.

So Ryzen 5 5600X will beat Core i9-10900K
Honestly i see now way the AMD bet doesn’t work out

Im jewish

>>23500483
This. I only smoke after work when I'm trying to relax. I work nights so my internal clock is fucked to begin with.

>>23500501
Post folio

>>23500501
redpill us on your plots

>>23500429
have you though? I don't think you know anyone on a personal level be able to say you've witnessed "weed fags" amount to nothing. The only people you knew that smoked were probably in highschool or early college. Those actions are result of their age. P.S. I am a stoner with a AA. currently working toward by Bachelors. investing my wage cuck savings into cannabis and space stock. I do understand your stereotype basis however this market is backed by money and eager zoomer/boomers to have fun.

>>23500045
>>23500529
>>23500547

>>23500430
meh
yes yes regulations favor large companies economy of scale or whatever ok yes

I like knowing what shit has BPA and mercury or lead in it. Does this make it harder for companies to monitor the mercury in their pet food? Yes. Does that favor big business? Yes.

I don't care I don't want mercury in my dog's food and no the magic hand of the market is not good enough to stop that.

>>23500514
100% GME

>>23500582
What a cutie! Thanks for posting. I'll return the favor by posting my girlfriend. She's the one on the left.

>>23500661

>>23500661
>by posting my girlfriend. She's the one on the left.
Hey!!! That's a pic of the stripper I fugged!
You mean my stripper gf is cheating on me??!?

>>23500680
Sorry she's mine now.

>>23500661

>>23500661
>>23500680
Stop posting men who like to dress up as women and get slammed up the shitter

If you're gay just go be gay. This new shit is getting people surgically castrated and killed themselves.

>>23500122
Lol Hunter is a literal brain damaged crack head. He got severe brain damage in the car accident he was in as a child when his Mom died.

After GME I'm going all in on RTX. Easy money while everyone ignores them. They have a huge backlog of shipments to send out and profits to be made.

>>23500730
Don't pretend you wouldnt let a passable tranny suck you off.

>>23500748
>Memelines

>>23500769
some people have standards, anon. You'll grow out of your coomer phase once you get out of your parent's basement.
In short buy the dip.

>>23500769
They look so off. All of them. All my instincts are crying that they're sick and contagious and that I shoudn't go near them. I mean look at this thing..does this look normal to you? I can watch gore but those necromorphs always get me.

>>23500748
I drew meme lines that went up for RTX in May but it turns out drawing the lines doesn't make them come true

>>23500730
Well that's one thing, but claiming that perfectly normal and attractive chicks like devon are trans is a different thing...
And then there's niggers like me that are enablers of this confusion

>>23500838
I actually own my own home, d don't change who you are just because you grow up.
>>23500839
Well they are sick, mentally sick. Doesn't mean I wouldn't get a blowie from one or if they are especially feminine possiblytak their boipucci.
>>23500847
Well "she" has a penis, you alr ady posted the video. You can't deny it now.

>>23500891
>I actually own my own home
I suppose cardboard box mortgages rates are getting up there.
Still doesn't change the fact that you obviously never grew out of your socially anxious overly hormonal teenager state.

>>23500891
She looks so disinterested.

>>23500490
Explain a bit more. Some context on what you're saying?

My broker charges 1.5% interest for margin loans. How is this paid when you're on a loan in the first place? Does the loan you've taken out become bigger by itself? Is it a separate negative cash balance?

Also isn't 1.5% nothing? Why not buy $10,000 worth of KO on your broker's cash and make free gains with dividends alone?

>>23500909
There is nothing wrong with tranny posting anon and your weird obsession with it makes me think you're projecting and possibly a closet homosexual.
>>23500924
Those are xanax cock carousel eyes. That's a spiritually dead woman.

>>23500954
>and your weird obsession with it
Oh the irony

>>23500924
I thought it was trying to make a desperate looking/seductive face

>>23500924
He gave up on being a man and resigned himself to letting other sick men tear up his rectum. So yeah he probably is disinterested and scoops is just using his playbook to get his rocks off and then the broken dude him to kill himself when he gets bored.

>dividends

>>23501008
I don't get any repulsive vibes from her. I think she's an actual girl

so what tech plays are still a play?

FSLY overvalued as fuck
CRM overvalued as fuck
NOW overvalued as fuck
NET idk, probably also

>>23501172
How could you get any repulsive vibes from this girl?
>>23501210
FB

>>23501217
I already told you why he's fucking replusive. He is uncanny valley and strikes all the "creature pretending to be human" - check marks.

>>23501154
>tech stocks with 6 million PEs

>>23501233
Don't bother arguing with him, he's pozzed to fuck on faggot juices and living in denial.

>>23501172
that's why they post him so much
he's got the surgery/hormones/makeup/angles down I guess but it's nauseating

see bulge in other pics
sickos and pol ruin this place

>>23501259
I'm not gay

>>23501261
Post proof.

>>23501210
My bets are on AMZN and Gaming,eSports

>>23501507
AMZN looking tempting now

>Gaming,eSports
which picks aside GME?

>>23501507
AMZN has peaked. They can't expand their business anymore.

Guys help me out

I want to simulate the stock market, I have an order book partially implemented, as well as an order (that can be stop, limit, market) and a trader class (to keep track of each trader's net-worth).
I just have no idea how do I make these behave naturally.

>>23501545
>AMZN has peaked
i thought that for years.

>>23501540
>which picks aside GME?

>>23501545
I plan to hold only for 5% gain since the last bottom

>>23501574
I think you'd be better off trading disney short term. Disney+ still has a lot of room to grow.

>>23501551
Guess I need to implement short selling as well. Think I'm just going to select a random amount of short sellers, then a random amount of bullish traders each day, give them stop orders, and see how wealth is distributed over time. Later I could add trader profiles (low vs high risk) and different strategies.

>>23501609
>Disney+ still has a lot of room to grow.
In what regard? There's basically nothing you can view on that shitty platform that isn't 10 years old. Disney hasn't been making good media in years and people can only take so many rewatches of Frozen.

Bros my new employer allows pre-tax, Roth, and after-tax contributions to my 401k. I've been studying the mega backdoor Roth. I want to get as much as possible into my Roth so I can keep YOLOing it (it is currently in GME and approved for Level 1 options... 401k only has boomer mutual funds and no options).

Backdoor Roth
$6000 -> Traditional IRA -> Rollover to Roth IRA -> Fill out Form 8606 at tax time

Mega Backdoor Roth
$19500 Roth Contributions
$34080 After-Tax Non-Roth Contributions
$3420 Employer 6% Match (I think employer contributions are always pre-tax)
==========
$57000

Rollover $53580 of Roth/After-Tax contributions to my Roth IRA.

This allows getting $59580 into my Roth IRA per year.

Every guide/blog/tutorial I found assumes your first $19500 are pre-tax contributions and you roll that portion into a Traditional IRA but I'm assuming if you make them Roth contributions you can roll them into a Roth IRA (not just the after-tax non-Roth contributions). I don't think most people are crazy enough to try and make absolutely everything Roth like I am.

My plan is to make millions YOLOing GME and options in my Roth IRA, retire early, and then just pay the early withdrawal penalty for anything I take out between now and age 59.5.

>>23501744
New season of the mandalorian just dropped. People eat that show up.

>>23501551
Add some AI agents and let them try to make money. The stupid version would probably look more like: choose randomly from (rational) decision and (reactionary) decision where (rational) = random choice from (buy), (sell) or (idle) and (reactionary) = (fomo), (fear) or (idle) depending on what the market does. If the market is volatile choose (reationary) more often than (rational).
>>23501673
Short selling is usually a very small factor in the market. I'd ignore it.

>>23501673
>>23501795
yeah just create a market AI dude

>>23501800
yes

I received confirmation that I can cheat EU regulations on blocked U.S. funds by simply writing puts and getting assigned. Afterwards I can write calls or even market sell if I want. No leveraged or inverse funds, though.

SPY? QQQ? What should I try first?

>>23501939
GME

We are in the delusion phase

>>23501244
>implying P/E is relevant for growing tech companies

>>23501975
march was first sell-off, we got a long way to go and it's only going up as long as money printer goes brrr

>>23501975
For which stock

Tomorrow I will close my GME position when it reaches $15 and move everything into Nok put calls. Strike at 3,60 4,00 and 6,50 euro. For Nov20, Dec20 and Mar20.

Convince me not to.

>>23501999
>600 PE
>100 PS
>1% profit margins
>3% ROE
>1% ROIC
>wow guys what a great investment! Time in the market beats timing the market! Tech is the future!

>>23502027
What's the point of NOK?
It's a horribly managed company.

>>23501999
>implying most tech companies will grow into their valuation is less than 100 years.

>>23501793
It looks like total crap. HURRR da baby yoda goes whereva I go.

>>23502036
American gov is throwing loads of money at it so it can fill void of Huwaei. It will have at least 10 more years of big gov money.

>>23501975
I think the reason it's so hard to beat the indexes and why "stonks only go up" is because society is set up so that all your 401k mutual funds and HSAs are passively invested into the top 500 companies without even looking at any balance sheets. Essentially there are millions of zombie "guaranteed buyers" no matter how these companies perform and that is pretty hard to beat. Imagine if there was some rich dude that just kept buying $1 million of GME every week even if they went into bankruptcy and liquidation; the stonk would continue to go up.

>>23500022

XOM earnings coming up the week on friday

OILBROS IM SCARED

>>23502018
AAPL, MSFT, ZM, AMZN, TSLA, NET, AMD, FB, GOOGL, NVDA, SQ, PYPL, DOCU, CRWD, NFLX, FSLY,

>>23502067
It's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy that the S&P 500 keeps going up because everyone invests in the S&P 500 because the S&P 500 only goes up. The only way the system breaks is if we keep bleeding "good jobs" with benefits. Gig economy jobs don't have 401ks and they pay less so they're less likely to have the disposable income to invest in self-directed accounts.

>>23502053
Doesn't matter what you think, normies will watch

>>23502070
You gonna have to get used to nigger fucking your asshole

>>23502046
on this topic, anyone here own $evo?
https://twitter.com/LiviamCapital/status/1311719454397603840
as far as I can see they've continously grown into their valuation the past five years...

I'm glad I sold a week ago. The political postering around the stimulus and the election don't help at all

>>23502123
Normies will tear thru it in a week and forget about Disney till next year

>>23502027
>everything into Nok put calls
What the hell is a put call

>>23502098
>what is inflation
SPY doesn't just keep going up.
Dollar keeps going down.
Look at fucking gold and compare it to spy. Also keep in mind people have been foing to jail left and right for fixing gold/silver peices the past decade or so.
SPY ends up having an up trend cause we are producinf and have much more value now. More companies more production. The meme lines up are a little misleading when you understand underlying factors.

Why wouldn't I invest exclusively in companies that consistently and reliably pay dividends? Is that not how a steady flow of passive income can be established? Is the idea that non-dividend investments are purchased with the sole intent of selling later at a profit? Can I not just do the same thing with stocks that pay dividends should I choose to?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GME is blockbuster 2.0 prove me wrong

>>23502284
Why not invest in bonds? 100% safe payout. No risk. Fixed income.

>>23501939
Blocked US funds? What?

>>23502309
You're right, they're gonna be like Blockbuster and make money off of renting games out to kids, GME will start renting games out to people through the mail like Netflix used to do with DVDs, then later they'll create a new digital platform to compete with Steam, have subscription service revenue sharing with all 3 major console makers, and destroy Amazon, GME to be the world reserve currency by 2030 check my digits

>>23502336
EU citizens can't buy US domicile funds.

>>23502349
Um why

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23502361
EU introduced new regulations in 2018 to protect stupid retail investors such as "must provide prospectus in local language". US fund companies don't comply with that shit. Nobody wants to explain the risks of TQQQ in Portuguese.

>>23502345
Funny enough there's a company who does the game rental thing already. Forget the name though. Gamefly maybe.

>>23502284
Profits that are not distributed as dividends are reinvested into the company. These investments allow the company to grow and generate more earnings in the future. Dividend stocks are less preferred now because of the low interest rate.

>>23502188
You make put with idea to do a call in the future. So you are expecting share to go up but plan to cover yourself in case it goes up lots and then you can make money on the over and the under.

>>23501545
They've been building 100s of new grocery stores. They can still grow

>>23500022
I missed her so much...

But seriously is anyone actually going in next week? Volatility will probably go through the fucking roof

>>23502467
Nobody can afford to shop at whole foods right now.

>>23502485
whole foods is the same price as every other place amazon tanked the prices a few years ago

>>23502349
>>23502401
Then get a US broker. Tastyworks or IBKR.

>>23502083
whew

i only have GME

>>23502349
>>23502401
In fact how do you have access to options if you can't trade ETFs?
If you can trade options on the CBOE you have access to US markets and can buy them there.

>>23502284
Money spent on dividends is money that isn't spent on growing the company, usually high dividend paying stocks lack the possibility for substantial growth, which is fine if you're rich

>>23502473
There is always something to buy. I always buy on Monday and sell on Friday.

>>23502473
>Volatility will probably go through the fucking roof
then write options you pussy
like very OTM puts if you're that scared

Now that I'm banned on coinbase I'm finished with crypto, too many kikes.

How do I get into stocks?

What to do with my life when the market isnt open?

All i do is think about stocks.

>>23502441
Got that reversed don't you? A bank's typical rate is 0.10 to 0.50% these days. T's yield is fucking 7%.. Or even a fund, SWTSX's is 1.59%. Don't get me wrong though, having some money in savings is smart, but past a certain amount it's just wasteful siting there doing you little good.

>>23502509>>23502349>>23502401
You can ask Interactive Brokers to switch you to 'Professional Status' if you have 500,000 EUR in the account. As I understand it, no broker in the EU is offering retail the ability to buy US ETFs, it's just too much of a hassle. You need to open a US account (Lightspeed, Tastyworks, etc). Can also use options to get around MIFID rules, but anything other than SPY and QQQ have awful liquidity.
t. worked in market making in EU and US for many years

>>23502553
You dont

>>23502509
I use IBKR. They demand proof of residence for tax reasons so EU citizens are locked out automatically.

>>23502515
Because the EU is stupid and didn't regulate US options, only funds. I can trade options just fine on CBOE, but funds trade on NYSE or NASDAQ.

>>23502559
I don't have that much cash. But it's fine since I found a workaround >>23501939

>>23502553
Explain your autistic meltdown that took place for you to get banned from a fucking crypto website.

>>23502582
I use Tastyworks and can trade US funds however I like. That is just IBKR being nosy cunts.

>>23502165
They release the episodes weekly so you can't marathon it. Minimum of 3 months of subs for disney

>>23500047

Marijuana is a fucking commodity falsely being traded under quasi-legal “businesses” that all went boom/bust two years ago. There’s no value in any of these companies because they have no brand — plain and simple.

>>23502070
It's 2020 boomer

>>23502607
Do you make use of it? I thought about parking my cash in BND so I earn a bit of interest on my short put collateral.

>>23502485
Every amazon fresh that opened recently is non stop packed. Amzn will replace walmarts one day. It's safe for 50+ yrs

>>23502663
Yes. I do the same pretty much lmao

>>23500483
>>23500504

This is loser stoner cope.

>>23500132
Reminds me of the Bernie Bro cope in the 2016 primary that he would win because of rally enthusiasm.

>>23502687
What's serious loser cope is replying to a comment 4 hours later because you are this butt blasted by pot.

>>23502683

>>23502553
buy GME

Will GME be mooning this week?

>>23502705
Bernie got told by the DNC to drop out and he did because he's a cuck. Not even a comparable situation.

>>23500047
I invested in a marijuana company on a private level. The amount of red tape you have to get through is ridiculous and the state also openly states they give preferential treatment to niggers.
I'm pretty sure every small scale cannabis company has at least one nigger with equity to qualify as being 'black owned'. It's a fucking joke. Anyway, don't invest in public marijuana companies you won't see any money. There's way better plays out there.

>>23502821
Not even just that. Competition in cannabis is at a local level, not stocks. There are 0 brands across all my local sellers in la. Most of them grow in house and that's the brand that's being created. Cannabis stocks are a meme and I say that as a daily smoker.

>>23502752
I found out it's not really worth it desu. Bonds may take a hit too in crisis situations like March and USDs are preferable then. Don't put too much into them and go invite oma for dinner with the dividends they pay.

So many cool stocks I just want to own them all

>>23502349
>>23502401
Euro investing is pathetic. Is there even any companies worth buying in Europe? Feel like they are all trash. Literally no tech stocks.

Reminder: Having short term epic realized gains is a wonderful thing. Till it comes time to do the taxes. Then it turns into a big shat fest. A big slice gets claimed by the Govt. Wait 1 day over a year then you can screw the govt outta it's large cut legally.

>>23502850
This is correct. Typically a local marijuana shop is going to grow their own and be vertically integrated, have a wholesale agreement with another local grower, or do both using the wholesale agreement to supplement your own supply as supply is actually the hardest part of the game. I think wholesalers usually want like 30% of shelf space or something but that's fine because they offer all the novelty items like various edibles, pre-rolls, and all that other crap. I don't actually use marijuana so I don't exactly what there is. I just know its not uncommon to have a store do ~$10 million net sales.

>>23502895
I can't wait a year. I'm a degenerate gambler. I'm already dealing with last year's taxes.

>>23502866
Bro you don't really have money in bonds do you?
>>23502880
Brain drain.
>hey lets bring all the smartest people to the USA
>oh wow all the smart people left your country
>looks like your country is going to stay a shit hole now
Europe is different but this is what irks about when civnat faggots try to justify immigration, saying we get the best people from all over the world. Ok, well there's plenty of bring people here, sorry you'd have to pay them a better wage instead of taking advantage of H1B visas while at the same time pulling as many people who are actually capable of fixing their country's problems out of that country.

>>23502933
>Europe is different
If there were a lot of immigrants from Europe heading to silicon valley most Americans would have a better attitude to immigration. Instead we get pajeets and somalis.

Can I get a QRD on these Ark funds being shilled all over suddenly. Worth getting some or all?

>>23502933
>Bro you don't really have money in bonds do you?
Sure do.
They act as a nice collateral for my short puts and bring some small money.

>>23502961
Correct but my point is more about how all these faggots justify mass third world immigration by saying that they are just looking for a better life. My question is why aren't they building a better life for themselves in their place of origin? Why is it my problem to take care of the entire world?
Why do tech companies in particular rely on third world immigration to build their companies up instead of letting them fix their own countries.
These companies need to get off their high horse about fixing the world when they are contributing to making it worse

>>23502971
Just buy FNGU instead or TSLA directly.
All you need is
TSLA
FNGU
BTC

>>23502983
they bring no money, ever. bonds yield less than inflation, they produce negative money, at all times.

>>23502999
It’s because they want equality for all, basically, communism so think equality but we’re all poor.

>>23502999
If they add to the country why is it an issue?

>>23502999
>My question is why aren't they building a better life for themselves in their place of origin?
Because the third world savages will just burn it all down eventually and behead anyone who was actually trying to keep shit up and running.

>>23503036
Not really. Average for stuff like BND is around 4/5%
I also don't think you understand what collateral means or what kind of investment you would want to use as collateral. Hint: Not the same Nasdaq stocks you write puts on.

>>23503058
They don't add. They take a job away from a native because you are able to pay H1bs less money which makes life harder for the average American citizen as higher qualified people are pushed further down in the job market.
Further, by taking highly intelligent people out of their native countries which are likely shit to begin with you don't have anyone with the intelligence to fix the basic problems, thus incentivizing more people there to also leave.
There basically is no incentive to stay in a shit hole country and actually try to fix it. You either come to USA / Europe as an H1b or you get brought over by some (((NGO))).

So I just found out that bars don't close in louisiana. That must be a fucking shit show.

>>23503120
They can fill niche jobs that American's aren't filling.
Same reason I'm trying to get one as an Australian.

The best green stock at the moment is NEE

>>23500953
check that rate again. mine is much higher. 7%

unless you are borrowing 1M

>>23502707

Literally just opened the thread and started reading down the entire page when I saw all these, “B-but I’m not like those other stoners, anon. I-i’m a good stoner,” bullshit.

>>23503301
Ok

how good you need to be in math to make money on the stock market? I have the feeling its more important to identify trends early

>>23503339
all you have to do is read /smg/ every single day

>>23503339
I just trade memes. No DD, no math.

>>23503386
are you making any gains though

>>23503339
The only math I use is when I have to file my taxes on these profits

>>23503390
I make nearly all my gains on a invest and forget boomer index fund from vangaurd.

Meme stocks sometimes you get lucky sometimes you get fucked.

>>23503406I have a tool for that but it's made it difficult to transition to an accountant.
I'm honestly worried that I'm gonna get dumped into the highest tax bracket this year.

>>23503390
Up 41.19% this year

>>23503422
>I'm honestly worried that I'm gonna get dumped into the highest tax bracket this year.
surprising that someone with that much income doesn't know how tax brackets work. you don't get moved into a bracket for all income, you only pay higher taxes on dollars earned over a specific amount.

>>23503339
You just need to quit doing research and get some money in the market. I’m as unintelligent as they come

>>23503369
made 30% profit since march just by trading meme stocks smg told me to buy

>>23500789
>>23500844
are you fucking retarded? those aren't meme lines but analyst targets

>>23500748

>>23503469
we pay a flat sum on top as well

Where are my /coomers/ at?
Planning to average up on Monday. I can't stop the coom.

>>23503469

>>23503510
Oh we're cooming this week fo sure.
https://youtu.be/Pu4W8gH4-5A

>>23503259

>JUST HOLD QQQ!
ok boomer

>>23503499
>>23503519
>we pay a flat sum on top as well
that's not what's happening. what appears to be a flat sum is the cumulative amount in taxes you've paid at the lower brackets. you want to earn as much income as possible -- you'll never have less after-tax dollars by earning more.

>>23501154
I'm not going to argue that dividend stocks are more profitable. But you will never convince me it's a bad idea to have a decent chunk of money in non volatile safe dividend stocks and basically treat that as a savings account/emergency fund. Even in a crash they'll work for you, while all growth stocks become bags for 5-10 years.

Just put most of my HSA into SPY. Wish me luck.

>>23503469
>$0 to $9K are taxed
wow
so every homeless dude have to pay taxes too on every $1 they make?

>>23502603
They wouldn't let me move my crypto without doing kyc checks and asking for tax info. So I called them niggers and jews. I was angry at the time because they stole my money.

>>23503611
that's the marginal rate, but via earned income tax credits and whatever else they won't end up paying anything.

>>23503582
Ah I never knew that. Interesting.

So YTD i've lost about $1500 in my taxable.

what are the tax implications of this? Does it decrease my AGI?

>>23503659
nice ID

Should I go all in TQQQ in my ROTH IRA I just opened and maxed out?
I have had multiple -90% shitcoins so I don't care about hard dumps but this is guaranteed to be up bigly in 10 years right?

If not what are some choice roth ira holds.

>>23502398
fuck
both FSLY and LLNW dips look tempting
however it's not really a dip but an extreme crash
wat do

>>23503659
yeah your AGI will be lower. come tax time you can claim up to 3k in losses per year, so if you've paid all of your income taxes already you'll get something back.

if you lose $4k one year, you can deduct $3k in that year and $1k of losses rolls to the next year.

>>23503725
>line go down hard
>now it must go up hard again
lol

stop with that retard mentality
same shit with
>line go up hard
>line cant go up hard anymore i dont want to buy

>>23503611
Yes. They're also breaking the law by being homeless. If they don't own or rent, they're loitering or trespassing on someone else's land.

>>23503769
yeah i try to fix that exact mindset

>>23503769
>line cant go up hard anymore i dont want to buy
this has been pretty good for past 4 years though

me have shorted peak 3 times now :3

Margin is another nice way of saying "hey go into further debt" only in this case if things go wrong the broker can and will take whatever other securities you have till the loan plus interest is covered. So you could end up double fucked. One the loan itself. Two your taken stocks. Say you bagged DIS for 88 per in march. You planned to hold it forever. Things went wrong. Broker comes and takes it. Now to re-buy your "taken" DIS it'll cost you 125+ per to do it. A 37 dollar per share hike. Depending on the amount of shares that can add up to a big difference.

Margin is another nice way of saying "hey go into further debt" only in this case if things go wrong the broker can and will take whatever other securities you have till the loan plus interest is covered. So you could end up double fucked. One the loan itself. Two your taken stocks. Say you bagged DIS for 88 per in march. You planned to hold it forever. Things went wrong. Broker comes and takes it. Now to re-buy your "taken" DIS it'll cost you 125+ per to do it. A 37 dollar per share hike. Depending on the amount of shares that can add up to a big difference.

is he right?

>>23503939
everyone knows that

>>23503845
Good morning kneepad. I hope you are resting your boipucci today after the ravaging it took yesterday.

>>23503939

are etfs shit like spy? I have like 40 grand in that

>>23503955
is that really him?

>>23503939
>unironically posting reddit screen caps
Stop it.

>>23503939
that's not why they're shit

there are mutual funds that are basically QQQ
the difference being that they charge like 1.5% expense ratio so your gains are lower but you still get 100% of the risk

>>23503975
No :^)

Buy GME

>>23504024
is this bullish

>>23503955
me watched movie last night O_O

>>23504024
>>23504033
>GME coomers have sex
Bullish as fuck

>>23503955
Pre or post op? Does she still have a willy

O_O

>>23503970
Yes.
>>23504086
Yes pre-op. Hopefully never post because he has an 8inch hog.

>>23504117
Nice. Has anyone on here had sex with her yet

>>23504160
I highly doubt it.

>>23504183
Shame.

trannies are just gay guys who take self-loathing to the extreme, change my mind.

>>23504199
Some decide they are lesbians afterwards and expect to be treated as a regular female

>>23504024
protip, this is larp written by some fat neckbeard

>>23504199
I would prefer that gays just transition. It would make them easier on the eyes.

What are you guys buying for long term holds?

>>23502345
Cringe

>>23504267
CRSR

Well the virus has struck the VPs office. Several people in pence's office has got it now. Also that chief of staff dude said "We are not going to control the pandemic"

Supporting and posting trannies is ruining humankind.

>>23504370
They were never going to either way, but as long as Trump doesn't go all-out lockdown mode to try and slow things down again the market won't care

>>23504267
HD

>>23504439
Maybe, I believe in taking lemons and turning them into lemonade though. A blowjob from a clothed passable tranny is basically just heterosexual sex.

>>23504370
We don't control the flu as well. There was never a chance of "controlling" this disease.
At this point there are two possibilities:
-Boomers start accepting their mortality and that people over 80 can in fact die. The nations open back up and old people with lung cancer can pass to heaven or the great abyss.
-Boomers continue to panic and destroy the economy and life of others while handing the world over to China and India.

Obviously the first option is unrealistic. I seriously think people in the west are just too well fed and decadent to really deal with this. They think any small problem their gouvernments can't regulate ad control is the apocalypse. They lost the ability to weigh things like lifes, comfort and prosperity against each other, because they didn't have to for so many years. They expect all of them.
People here say shutting down the economy is worth it if just one life is saved and still expect their wages to rise.

>>23504439

>>23504267
RTX, AMD, SBUX, UPS, TWTR, V, MA

>>23504341
When will corsair bubble pop?

>>23504538
MA and V are great long term, but i regret buying some now. If we close the west back down their business will suffer.

I mean their profit is great and its pretty much printing money, but still.

>>23504490
Neither of these animals are 'passing'.

>>23504581
Dont pretend you wouldnt let the one on the right put your penis in his mouth.

>>23504559
Naw as things close down credit card companies will only profit long term. Might take a full year but it'll explode again once economy does. Digital money is far superior to cash now days.

>>23504600
True. But a lot of their revenue comes from travel stuff. And with the obsession of today's world of revenue over profit I see it having a rough time now. That said selling them would be a dumb idea. I just wont extend my own position for now.

New thread
>>23504302

>>23504595
Not everyone is a gay zoophile like you.

>>23504559
Everywhere I been too for events and festivities. They don’t accept cash. I’m thinking MA and V are a great investment, especially with the holidays coming up. Think of all the online sales that everyone uses credit to buy. Ofc everything will slow if the west shuts down again though.

>>23503745
I started gambling high limit slots late last year and won like $20k in W2gs and had zero losses, so I ended up fucking myself in taxes. I don't mind losing money if it helps me with taxes.

>>23503667
just noticed that lol.

>>23503724
FOCPX has been very nice to me.

>>23504556
now!

>>23500193
>>23500167

Haha, sorry, my bad. Im the anon that was supposed to post it but my internet connection wouldnt allow me. Here is your link my fellow friend:
Discord. . gg//TheTrannyCoven
Just remove the dots

>>23500193
>>23500167
>>23505301
kek who you trying to fool you schizo

try again next time and don't forget to change your IP next time

>>23504490
Would probably have a go at the one on the left. Few drinks, act nice and then violently smash from behind. It's not gay unless you approach it in a gay manner

>>23503339
day trading requires high IQ, investing doesn't. Just buy FNGU and you're done.

>>23505869
>day trading requires high IQ
Nah
>line red: buy
>line green: hold
>next line red: sell
>repeat

>>23505961
But /biz/ told me to buy shit coins high and sell low.

>>23503970
No

>>23505869
>Just buy FNGU and you're done

the real answer should be "just DCA into FNGU under the 200 hour SMA at multiples of the ATR", also probably should avoid FNGU because it has a good deal of TSLA in it iirc. FAGMAN is great but FAGTMAN is shit.

basically you should "buy the dip" but you need a way to quantify what qualifies as a "dip" and the 200 period SMA is the easiest way to do that.

Anyone holding eSport ETFs?

>>23500022
>Experts conclude that the 1929 Great Depression crash occurred because the market was overvalued and excessively bullish, rising even as economic conditions were not supporting the advance.

The tulip traders must have intuitively understood that the bubble would burst eventually. Trees don't grow to the sky. Right?

Why aren't YOU prepared for this?

>>23506772
are you the anon that always shills keltner channels as the best shit? what settings do you recommend for the average line and the ATR factor?

Got some gay responses last thread, now tell me that I’m going to make it and that this ticker will 10x COOOM SHORT SQUEEZE

>>23508501
The options I yolo’d into, gonna sell them this week no matter the outcome, shares I’m not selling til we reach at least 75

>>23504439
There is a shortage of desirable men (and women).

>>23504267
GME and GME LEAPS.

>>23501210
Chinese techs.

>>23503959
yes

>>23508589
im a nigger

>>23503578
If it really becomes dead weight it will be dropped.

new bread >>23511541 >>23511541 >>23511541 >>23511541 >>23511541 >>23511541

>>23508097
fuck that, I started with $10, and put another $10 in here and there. I learned valuable lessons in that time, and when I had 4 figures to throw around, I had the experience not to lose it on risks I wouldn't have been aware of

KTOV is about to be bought by LLY. Get in now faggots.

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OHHOHOHO

FUFUFUGUFUGGUFUFUFUFUFFUFUFU

OVER 90% OF MY UVXY CALLS EXPIRED ON FRIDAY AND NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING $66 WEEKLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JEJEJEJEJEJEJJEE
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Please clap.

>>23501569
this might have enough Asia and e-commerce to be interesting. More interesting than more ARKK/SNE/NTDOY. I have to look at its total weightings.

>>23512328
Kek wasn’t the stocktwits meme for Merck?

>>23500022
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEGAAAAHHH

>>23512361
Go there and read the DD. Lines up with LLY. Way undervalued right now. About to redomicile to Delaware to get bought out