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Anons. This is not a LARP. I have money but no income. I have an odd skill I learned a few years ago - hypnosis. A third of all the times I fucked my wife I hypnotissd her.
I made her believe she's a doctor and examine by dick, I made her believe she's passed out at a party and I sneak in and fuck her.
It was so hot to me because she really believed it. Her hands would shake, she'd be nervous and stutter. I felt such power.
We're divorced now and I'm looking at shitty work with low pay.
Or, I can take some of my sav3, buy some video cameras and lighting equipment, fly to Cebu or Pattaya, rent an Airbnb and upload some porn content you literally can't find online.
I'm thinking Pornhub Premium or maybe even Only fans. Would you guys be interested in watching this? Do you think it would work as a business?

>> No.23465784

>>23465705
Porn is over saturated and I won't pay to watch a roastie wive do some stupid roleplay.

>> No.23465792

>>23465705
porn is for degens.

>> No.23465840

why didn't you hypnotize her into not divorcing you? Cringe mistake.

>> No.23465853

>>23465705
Who’s this, ig?

>> No.23465866

>>23465784
>Porn is over saturated and I won't pay
I wouldn't either but people really do, right? And you can scan the Internet you cant find this. The girl thinks it's real - there's no acting.
She's not pretending to be asleep when I start fucking her - she is asleep.
She's not pretending to be aroused or pretending to be scared... This is unique.

>> No.23465870

>>23465840
He hypnotized her into divorcing him lad.

>> No.23465909

>>23465870
Kek

>> No.23465974

>>23465866
sounds like rape
i hear thailand jail is not very fun

>> No.23466036

>>23465974
>thailand
It's legal to film sex with a prostitute for your own private collection. Proving that you intended to upload it, especially if you take sufficient precautions, is very difficult.

>> No.23466068

>>23465705
You'd probably have a better time just running events and hypnotizing people to cure their smoking addictions or whatever

>> No.23466108

>>23466068
>You'd probably have a better time just running events and hypnotizing people to cure their smoking addictions or whatever
Saturated market - stage hypnotists are glitter-jacket faggots making 50 quid a night. Hypnotherapists have years of training in therapy and are licenced.

>> No.23466139

>>23465705
okay enough about you, more about me because this pic reminded me.

So basically my girlfriend used to be more 'full'. I don't mean heavy I mean she had a fat ass and D cup tiddies.

Well she's been on this workout bender for a couple of years now and she's lost the tiddy size and the booty feel a little different.

I told her I hope she's not doing it for me because I liked when she was a thiccy nikki and got her all pissed off.

She's basically like blah blah go get a fat girl if you wanna date a fat girl and im like shit... you were never even fat, you're just really skinny now.

Anyways, how do I get my girlfriend to go from fitness model skinny back to titcowpawgmilf

>> No.23466166

>>23466139
buy high sell low, the /biz/ way

>> No.23466177

>>23466108
Theres no way it's more saturated than porn.

>> No.23466200

>>23466139
>Anyways, how do I get my girlfriend to go from fitness model skinny back to titcowpawgmilf
I think you can buy some weight gain pills from China online. Dangerous for her heart, risk of stroke but she'll be a nice plumpy dumper again.

>> No.23466228

>>23466177
>Theres no way it's more saturated than porn
Do you know how hard it is to even think of porn that hasn't been done before? When I discovered erotic hypnosis I thought they're would be loads of this online. It's a desert. I'd be a first mover.

>> No.23466289

>>23466228
It’s not though, there’s tons of it. It’s just not trending right now and all the vids have poor production quality (shitty cameras/bad lighting/ugly chicks) if you can get high video quality you MIGHT be able to sway the trends from step sister porn into hypnosis porn. Should be easy if you can actually do hypnosis

>> No.23466371

>>23466289
There is fake hypno online. They're not really doing it. Look for hypno and you find sissy hypno.
Sometimes you get real shit and they make the girl freeze and fuck the stiff body.
I used to make my wife think she was my mom or my sister - no acting. Incest porn is super trending over the last years.

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23466385

>>23465705
Is that my Thai whore gf?

>> No.23466446

>>23466166
i mean for the mainstream im buying low selling high, but I guess i get what you're saying

>> No.23466545

>>23465705
>hypnosis
Elaborate.

>> No.23466775

>>23466139
tell her to stain fit as she is but to gain a lille bit of mass for dem delicious curves

>> No.23467146

>>23466385
what's the name of this worthless big-titted cunt? I need to coom

>> No.23467220

>>23465705
why not just do guided yoga nidra (hypnosis for yoga enthusiasts) classes and charge 35 bucks a head once a week

>> No.23467283
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23467283

Teach me how to hypnotize, when I make it ill drop you a few bags

>> No.23467560

>>23467283
>Teach me how to hypnotize, when I make it ill drop you a few bags
You can find out how to do hypnotic inductions on YouTube. It's the hardest part although it seems easy. You need to be confident, micro anxiety in your voice will be picked up by the respondent. How do you do it confidently if you've never done it before? That's the hard part.

>> No.23467592

>>23467560
Have any recommended videos or channels. I genuinely wana learn this

>> No.23467631
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23467631

>>23467146
Try pitta backstreet alley
She has porn too. Solo or other girls. If you find hardcore day something

>> No.23467700

This post takes such a sharp turn from the first couple lines to the last few lines.

Take your medication dude.

>> No.23467724

>>23467631
Thanks! Godspeed anon

>> No.23467729

there were at least 2 hypnosis porn channels.on Pornhub about 3 or 4 years ago. some of them were clearly fake, but I think he actually hypnotized a few women. the thing about hypnosis is that you need a willing subject. the duty truth is that so many porn actresses are so jaded that hypnosis probably won't work anyway.

but, my favorite was the one where he made the girl hold her Hitachi, legs up, chanting "I'm a dirty little slut and I need to cum."

>> No.23467779

why on earth would you go to pattaya? it's an absolute shithole, who's gonna pay to see those nasty whores fuck you?

>> No.23467974

>>23466139
Get her pregnant.

>> No.23467989

>>23465705
>inb4 BOOBA
Seriously where is the BOOBA?

>> No.23468086

>>23467631
She's fucking smoking

>> No.23468104

>>23467631
Tubalcain

>> No.23468146

>>23466139
Tell her about bloatmaxxing.

>> No.23468167

why can some people be hypnotized while others cannot

>> No.23468762

>>23467974
Winner

>> No.23468808

>>23465705
>I made her believe she's a doctor and examine by dick, I made her believe she's passed out at a party and I sneak in and fuck her.
you can't do this kind of things by hypnose you fucking low IQ. she played along not to bruise your fragile ego

>> No.23468903

>>23468104
this is the password when you reach master mason in freemasonry

>> No.23469142

>>23465705
kys faggot

>> No.23469183

>>23467631
>>23466385
>>23465705

http://instagram.com/orapunfaii

thank me later boys, with some strong link buys, want to chill something else but cant think of any, all my money lost on GRT

>> No.23469202

>>23465792
This

>> No.23469271

>>23465705
If ur a mexican, you have to do it. If not, decide for yourself

>> No.23469320

>>23466139
Just start taking her out.. get desserts. Start slow maybe once a week, then you slowly start bringing more junk food in the house. Be like oh babe you HAVE to try these they're incredible, she tries it and gets that taste for it.. You see where I'm going with this?

>> No.23469583

>>23468808
This

>> No.23469818

>>23465705
you are a complete degenerate. get a job you lowlife. if not then just kys

>> No.23469863

>>23468808
>you can't do this kind of things by hypnose
There's always someone who doesn't believe in hypnosis. Hello idiot.

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23469877

>>23465705
BOOBA

>> No.23469902

>>23468167
>why can some people be hypnotized while others cannot
Most people can, some have an issue with control. They are the same people who hate getting drunk or high in my experience.

>> No.23469937

>>23467729
Fair enough. I'll be hypnotozing pros and ladyboys I find on tinder in Bangkok tho. You won't find that.

>> No.23469970

>>23467974
the only legit answer

>> No.23470039

>>23467729
Lol source?

>> No.23470066

>>23467729
haha thats weird, can't believe thats a thing haha. i need a source to even believe that exists lol

>> No.23470170

>>23466228
>Do you know how hard it is to even think of porn that hasn't been done before? When I discovered erotic hypnosis I thought they're would be loads of this online. It's a desert. I'd be a first mover.
why are you posting about it you dumb faggot, there is almost no startup cost involved here, just go do it, this thread is for attention, fuck off

>> No.23470176

>>23465705
As a business you'd need consent contracts and legal bullshit that I wouldn't forgo unless you want to lose all your assets. That being said owning the rights to porn is the most lucrative part. Paying talent is cheap.

>> No.23470217

>>23466775
any mention of 'adding mass' bsically translates to 'make you fat' in a womans brain

>> No.23470218

>>23465705
she was faking it. probably faking orgasms too

>we're divorced now
yup checks out lmfao

>> No.23470229

>>23470176
Yep. The girls just need to show to form of ID and sign. The girls are cheap.

>> No.23470243

>>23467974
honestly this is what i feel like is the only real answer. ive known it in my gut the entire time. i have no choice, fellas...

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23470252

>>23470218
>not real

>> No.23470386

>>23466139
Agent 007, you finally decided to show yourself.

>> No.23470486

>>23465705
Why don't you hypnotize a rich woman into giving you her money.
Now go larp on /x/

>> No.23470620

>>23470486
>larp
I'm flattered.

>> No.23470731

>>23465705
Join a science group that studies chemicals and environmental effects on the brain's psyche. Try to integrate it into movies, therapy, stronger drugs.

I am still of the opinion that only incredibly submissive subconscious brains are capable of being hypnotised and again it's not real hypnosis as much as it's just coercing the brain into doing stupid shit. It's literally larping since you were 5, just like absolute imbeciles are coerced into the stupidest possible religions there are. I think hypnosis works great on children or incredibly dumb adults that suffered too much abuse or are incredibly capable of letting their guard now.

I personally was drunk, but I never got so drunk I didn't remember what I did. I also did drugs and again I didn't lose memory.
I also heard bullshit about scopolamine being a great hypnosis drug, but it isn't.
I allowed myself to be emotionally manipulated/flirted, but you'd always see me snapping back in the next second to poison your drink and take my money back. Brains are interesting in how bipolar and feeble they are.

Hypnosis is simply like shaming a person into doing something, making him scared, ordering him around. It's not true hypnosis. True hypnosis means mind control. Just like soldiers aren't truly mind controlled, they're just doing it out of their own free will.

>> No.23470861

>>23470731
Look, Freud and Jung used hypnosis extensively. If you think they were two dumb fucks and everyone was LARPing, cool.

>> No.23471442

>>23465784
Based bizman rite ere
Swallow a load newfags