[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

>> No.23469711

I FUCKING HATE CRAB DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23469736

>>23469711
everyone fidgety until its clear trump or biden won

>> No.23469738

Why are ((They)) preventing the market crash?

>> No.23469744

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

>> No.23469751

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.23469754

Turds /smg/ fell for?

WKHS
Nikola
HLYN
XOM
NAK

>> No.23469757
File: 21 KB, 225x224, 1586289104365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469757

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1319703548821708802

PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
>PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
>PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
>PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY
>PELOSI SAYS STIMULUS UNLIKELY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.23469760

GME COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

>> No.23469762

what are some stocks your are looking at/trading?

PLTR
UAL
BAC

>> No.23469763
File: 79 KB, 1024x640, sleeping-man-cropped-1024x640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469763

wake me up when it's over $15

>> No.23469766

GME...it is happening right now. It's actually happening.

\o/

>> No.23469768

I LOVE stocks and I HATE black people

>> No.23469772
File: 396 KB, 990x830, 1270108783848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469772

Holy crap, how do I profit from THIS?!!?

>> No.23469774
File: 40 KB, 403x392, 1600435368359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469774

>buy
>it starts dumping
>sell
>it starts pumping
Every time.

>> No.23469775

When you take profits, how much do you sell?

>> No.23469779
File: 21 KB, 605x219, f3b86d40bec9849f5446ff8b05faa0f0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469779

Goddamn how many people fucking called it

>> No.23469784

>>23469775
half at first

>> No.23469785

>TFW sold my spread for a small profit since SPY was going mental and thought was going to dump but now its fine
Fucking election bullshit im so tired of it bros

>> No.23469786
File: 238 KB, 1502x1382, Be Saved v6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469786

Oh well. The virus gives, the virus takes away. The virus gives you the perfect out to hide a shit wad of money all while claiming in public "I'm a poor fucker". P.S - Pass the damn check bill you fuckers in congress, I want my 2400 in free bucks..

>> No.23469790

The market crashes in 15 minutes into oblivion. Prepare accordingly. Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.

>> No.23469795

>>23469763
AwAke up

>> No.23469798

>>23469772
Short Apple.

>> No.23469814

>>23469775
Depends on the position

>> No.23469817

>>23469779
Will Meade is a LARPer twitter account, never post about him again

>> No.23469819
File: 262 KB, 956x521, crabchadsriseup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469819

*crobs

>> No.23469823
File: 35 KB, 112x112, 1603220671727.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469823

>>23469774
You need to invert yourself. Just do the opposite of what you think you want to do. It works for me.

>> No.23469824
File: 90 KB, 1600x900, the smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469824

If GME breaks $15 today I'm gonna laugh so hard at MMs trying to game the system.
You can't pin this monster down.

>> No.23469825

>>23469775
DO NOT
SELL
GAME
STOP
AT
ALL
EVER
EVER
DO
NOT
SELL
IT

>> No.23469827
File: 244 KB, 526x549, everyday_until_you_coom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469827

>> No.23469829

>>23469763
RING RING $15.01

>> No.23469831

>>23469754
I fell for XOM and RTX thank god I dumped both of those turds. Not that I'm doing much better with TSLA and FNGU

>> No.23469834

GME will be pinned to the $15.00 - $15.50 range for the rest of the day because call buyers are not allowed to coom.

>> No.23469836
File: 212 KB, 1364x2048, locus0805-1314470217964167169-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469836

if my breathe did smell thats totally not related to whether or not you can breathe in a mask

a mask has to do with not getting enough oxygen

not what it smells like

>> No.23469838

>>23469757
Yesterday's news

>> No.23469840

>>23469779
>which it will use up
>it will
>will
>doubt.jpg

>> No.23469847
File: 16 KB, 992x662, 1603065576009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469847

>> No.23469848

How do I invest in sex?

>> No.23469852
File: 372 KB, 640x480, paper_hands_krauss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469852

>>23469825
based and never selling GME pilled

>> No.23469857

>>23469757
I'm pretty sure thats why we already dumped. Market seems to care, just not enough for it to do any serious damage.

>> No.23469859

>>23469852
This image needs to be immortalized as one of the most low IQ posts ever seen on smg.

>> No.23469871

>>23469848
Buy a prostitute

>> No.23469872
File: 56 KB, 680x680, 1603145385418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469872

>PINS
>CRSR

>> No.23469874

>>23469834
Umm, actually I just got off the phone with Reggie. He said that Gamestop just got a grant from Donald Trump to produce a virtual vaccine for gamers. They'll announce it in an hour.

>> No.23469876

>>23469772
>RapeLay video game goes viral despite outrage
Wish I could turn back time
To the good old days

>> No.23469882

should I fomo into CRSR or is it meme?

>> No.23469884

>>23469848
1. Hire models and run an only fans
2. Become a literal pimp

>> No.23469890

>>23469859
That's why they made it an image.

>> No.23469893
File: 127 KB, 439x363, 102934083290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469893

toot toot, I have a load of frens for everyone

>> No.23469896

>>23469779
They don't even need to use it, bulls just thinking about the possibility have already destroyed the shorts

>> No.23469901

>>23469836
>a mask has to do with not getting enough oxygen
That explains all the surgical staff passing out during operations.

>> No.23469903
File: 3.77 MB, 2048x1536, 19B6CCB1-8442-46FD-B3AA-95E28715D2E4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469903

Jump in on Chipotle with me fellas. Massive gains to come as their prince target has been raised to $1450 and a potential split looms.

>> No.23469908

>>23469871
How?

>> No.23469912
File: 15 KB, 421x408, tqqq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469912

I love the nascrab

>> No.23469917

>>23469903
Isn't it kind of fomo to jump in at 3%

>> No.23469918

>>23469779
He is the reason I looked into it, he definitely isn’t right most of the time but I did some research and said shit this looks nice

>> No.23469921

This is the biggest problem with this board. Faggots with $3k in their account telling me how to trade when I have 120k and can make more than them with 3% of my account. It would be like me telling a guy with 5mil what to do with his money. I don’t have a problem with poorfags though, it’s just anyone who is 100% certain that they’re right and everyone else is wrong. I feel like a poorfag myself and just want to learn as much as I can without losing too much money along the way. Over 100k or so I feel that patience pays off much more than greed/gambling.

>> No.23469920

>>23469908
Just walk up to women and ask them bro

>> No.23469924
File: 5 KB, 243x250, 1601562389411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469924

My NAIL limit order was one penny from getting filled before it mooned. BOGGED.

>> No.23469935
File: 263 KB, 1364x2048, locus0805-1314470217964167169-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469935

>>23469901
you would probably need to be working and running with a mask to pass out but that doesnt mean it isnt happening

and over hours u would have problems

>> No.23469943

>>23469882
Yes

>> No.23469945

>>23469685
what is going on with dphc?

>> No.23469946

>>23469921
Nice, anyways you should buy GME with all of it.

>> No.23469952
File: 86 KB, 750x718, 1564307406237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469952

even if I make it, I will still be ugly and alone
whats the point bros...?

>> No.23469954

>>23469920
That won't work lmao

>> No.23469963
File: 3.20 MB, 4032x3024, 20181008_185439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23469963

Is this pumpkin bullish for GME?

>> No.23469964

>>23469921
I'm glad that tourist's post became a pasta.

>> No.23469972

>>23469952
women love money

>> No.23469975

Did anyone else get hella laid at college but is basically a virgin again after that?

>> No.23469984

>>23469903
I'm in at $1304 but I think there's still plenty of room to grow.

>> No.23469996

>>23469903
uh is it really worth 1300 a share? would rather not get bogged

>> No.23470000

Is GME priced in? I was researching it over the last week and have been on the verge of pulling the trigger. If it's pumping is it too late?

>> No.23470004

>>23469984
>>23469917
wrong anon

>> No.23470005
File: 109 KB, 1080x761, 1586018322782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470005

You are being watched.
Don't respond to this post.
They know. I just wanted to let you know.
Take my warning. 2 months.
Careful.

>> No.23470006

>>23469952
THATS NOT EVEN TRUE

>> No.23470014

>>23469903
Lol wtf is Chipotle that high for Jesus christ

>> No.23470015

>>23470000
i averaged up for the final time today at 14.75

this is honestly it for me, just holding now and eventually I'll start averaging out

>> No.23470016

If a stock has reached my exit point, instead of selling stock to exit the position, why not just sell ATM calls and hope they're exercised? Is there a benefit to selling the ATM calls for years out? Like 2023? Maybe they'll be exercised early so you get to cash out and keep the premium?

>> No.23470028

>>23469921
well im in cash and im going to post about it all day every day. people NEED to know that i am in cash.

>> No.23470031

>>23470016
This is of course assuming that the stock does not tank.

>> No.23470037

>>23470016
Hmm....interesting

>> No.23470038

>>23470005
Take your meds

>> No.23470041

>>23470005
>how to activate the almonds of every schizo in the thread

>> No.23470044

>>23469975
From the ages of 18-28 I was always sticking my dick in someone. I'm 33 now and haven't had sex in 5 years. I don't know what the hell happened. It's like a switch flipped.

>> No.23470045

Anybody else notice that $6 million SPY put order for $310p?

>> No.23470048

>>23470000
lol, checked. I always buy red. Doesn't always work out, but I see a lot of people with paper hands get burned fomoing into the top of GME pumps.

>> No.23470049

>>23470016
because it's volatile shit you risk having the shares themselves lose value
writing LEAPs sound crazy to me, you're having that capital locked up for years

no one's going to exercise a call like months early, why the fuck would someone do that

>> No.23470057

>>23470016
Because you're locked into that position until you either buy back the option or it gets exercised

>> No.23470062

>>23470031
Well thats the reason then anon. If the stock tanks then you lose right?

>> No.23470083

>>23469952
At least you won't be ugly, alone, and poor

>> No.23470087

>>23469903
Chipotle had gone significantly downhill over the years. Their food isn't as good and it's overpriced.

>> No.23470094

>>23470004
I got in for 10 shares at 1339, hope it wasn't a mistake

>> No.23470096

Stimulus is dead. No more surprise checks showing up in your bank account. If you think it'll happen after the 3rd or after Jan 20th, sad to say it won't. The only time they could ram it through is in December via adding it to the govt funding bill. But don't count on it. Could've done this same thing a few weeks ago (added it to a must pass bill) but they didn't. Biden wins, congress won't do shit. Trump won't do shit either cause the incentive to do it will be gone. January comes around, again no incentive. Cause it'll be "oh hey the cure is out so fuck the stimulus"

>> No.23470103

>>23469935
Wore one at work for years, never passed out. You sound extremely weak, both mind and body.

>> No.23470107

>>23469996
Chipotle's CEO and business management is the best I've ever seen from a restaurant chain. They started a clothing line using recycled avocado pits, a byproduct, and used it for a unique dye for their clothes. They have $40 sweater and $20 socks that are selling out now that's advertising their brand. Their advertising campaigns have all been positive and they aren't controversial. Since they haven't had any more problems with their supply chain getting people sick I think they have very positive future prospects.

>> No.23470108

>>23470016
If you have a specific date that you want to sell by, sure. Otherwise, as others have mentioned, you're basically hoping that shit won't tank in the meantime.

Depends on the situation. In general, I think selling covered calls on stocks you don't care about long term holding is perfectly legit. In the crab market that's been occurring for the last month or so, I've made a lot more money wheeling than just holding and hoping for the best.

>> No.23470119
File: 190 KB, 1673x974, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470119

estimates may be starting to trend downwards

>> No.23470124
File: 90 KB, 825x614, 1603287175190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470124

>>23469975
>>23470044
Idk why but it's hard as shit to get laid out in the real world recently bro. I've never been good at online dating but it was always easy to chat up a girl in College. Now it's like I have way more money and time but no trim. Send help.

>> No.23470125

>>23470087
t. tastelet

>> No.23470127

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT $6 MILLION SPY PUT ORDER, $310P??

>> No.23470131

>>23470107
CEO and executive team poached from Taco Bell. He knows his shit.

>> No.23470140

I had GME $15 calls expiring today but I got an alert saying to take action by 2pm EST or the position would be closed if i didnt have the buying power to execute the options. What would have happened if i didnt sell? I closed it just before 2 and only lost $150 so not the end of the world. First experience selling an option (i’ve read up and understand them decently well) just figured I could hold until close.

>> No.23470144
File: 285 KB, 1365x2048, hothdong-1304122193652125703-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470144

>>23470103
the first thing that comes to mind is maybe npcs dont actually need air

cuz i feel a significant reduction in my ability to breathe the moment i put one on

>> No.23470162

>>23470127
yea someone posted it two or three threads back barely anyone responded lel

>> No.23470166

>>23470049
My frame of reference is that I was wheeling NAK @ $1 in another account and some of the calls I sold were exercised weeks early. So I was like "well okay it's your money man."

Let's say my GME exit point is $20. I sell Jan-20-2023 $20 calls. After that, it keeps mooning. I don't care because $20 was already my exit point. Since it's ITM, it might be exercised early like my NAK ones were.

Actually, since GME is such an unusual case, the short sellers could be buying call options to protect against mooning. If it moons, they might exercise the calls to cover their position.

>> No.23470171

>>23470127
How do we know it isn't Brayden from WSB betting on Grandpa's savings?

>> No.23470172

>>23470119
hopefully igor from s3 was right when he stated that they needed to trend slightly downwards before a squeeze was even possible.

>> No.23470186

>>23470140
Broker would have sold it for you, get a better broker if you don't want them to do that

Also stop gambling on 0dte options retard

>> No.23470187

>>23470144
>cuz i feel a significant reduction in my ability to breathe the moment i put one on
Go to the hospital before you keel over from facing upwind, weakling.

>> No.23470199

>>23470144
if you can't breathe through a piece of fabric neck yourself lmfao

>> No.23470203
File: 23 KB, 372x430, Untitled5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470203

hmm

>> No.23470204

>>23470124
Tinder really bankrupted the pussy market. Women can just ride chads all day now with no effort. Men like us aren't needed anymore unfortunately. Hell even all of the disgusting, autistic, unkept, women at my work are dating chads when they shouldn't be. It's really fucking weird. I met one cutie at my work but she's a psycho so I won't stick my dick in her.

>> No.23470207
File: 655 KB, 900x1379, yhartists-1308247060001386496-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470207

>>23470187
its not actually called being weak when you stand up against the government and the entire societal pressure telling you to wear mask

and you say no

thats called standing up

weakling faggot

>> No.23470214
File: 16 KB, 340x340, PEPEsmug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470214

Should I go all in on FB calls? Expected to have a good earnings

>> No.23470219
File: 24 KB, 225x350, cdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470219

>Boston Beer
Jesus

>> No.23470220

>>23470005
Tuskegee experiment want even that bad. People act like they were intentionally injecting nigs with syphilis, but actually they were just talking those that already had it and giving some of them a placebo. It's basically experimental design 101, and the whole uproar over "medical ethics" is overblown because of the race of the participants.

>> No.23470223

>>23470203
$21 by April is pretty conservative at this rate

>> No.23470225
File: 401 KB, 382x437, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470225

HOW THE FUCK

>> No.23470232
File: 177 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20201023-134217_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470232

JFC, bvxv is fucking dyyyyyiiiinnnnggg.

How lucky was I to swoop in, snatch a quick bag and dip.

>> No.23470238
File: 15 KB, 174x141, ArmorTrim.PNG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470238

>>23470124
>no trim
I got u senpai.

>> No.23470246

>>23470207
autistic sperg

>> No.23470249

>>23470207
I didn't realize you were kpop fag somehow. But now you've posted an unmistakable square headed disgusting gook, I know it's you.

>> No.23470257
File: 74 KB, 700x693, 1573488669434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470257

>>23470207
>its not actually called being weak when you stand up against the government and the entire societal pressure telling you to wear mask
How does it feel to be a retard?

>> No.23470273

>>23470223
they're prolly expecting it to be well above it by then lel

>> No.23470275

What’s the next “opioid crisis”? I wanna invest in that

>> No.23470279

>>23470219
lol, I know. The growth has been frightening. I don't even like their Boston lager.

>> No.23470281
File: 181 KB, 640x590, wojak soy EXTREME SORROW_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470281

>>23470257
>JUST WEAR THE FUCKING KEK MUZZLE BRO GRANDMA COULD DIE

>> No.23470285

>>23470257
hey man, that's not cool, kpopfren is probably legitimately mentally disabled, just call him a niggerfaggot like you would anyone else

>> No.23470295
File: 41 KB, 380x496, 1602683966750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470295

is die juden going to sunken $14.99?

>> No.23470296

>>23470275
benzos making a comeback after drumpf repeats

>> No.23470300

>>23470275
Benzos

>> No.23470302

>>23470285
apologies anon, I'll adjust accordingly

>> No.23470311

In college the girls are still kinda tame and free of all the shit life tosses at you after your kicked out. (std's,fucked up personality,kids,etc). Once out in the world the fucked up shit gets to them (and you) and you become jaded and constantly on guard. One fuckup on your part leads to you paying out the ass for kiddie support or dealing with an std.

>> No.23470314

Anon can you explain the NAK covered call?

>> No.23470316

>>23470204
good lord i bet you smell like shit in resl life

>> No.23470318

>>23470275
Opioid crisis isn't going anywhere, so the opioid crisis

>> No.23470331

>>23470296
>>23470300
Lol I did so many bars in college I permanently lost 10iq probably. Why did girls like me when I did bars but now that I do stocks they don’t like me :((

>> No.23470332

There is no way they'll let GME go above $15 end of day.
They're gonna try to out jew a lot of people.

>> No.23470338

>>23470232
Imagine having a large stake in something like that and going about your daily business and then one day you wake up and your portfolio is down 80%.n of probably just kill myself.

>> No.23470339

I need to get out of APPL

>> No.23470344

>>23470257
2% mortality rate.

its the fucking flu.

deal with it.

>> No.23470345

>>23470314
you get 0.25 per share, 25% profit for writing a covered call 1 month out assuming it stays flat

>> No.23470356

Hey FSLR anon from yesterday, I think it was a good idea to buy

>> No.23470357

>>23470207
>thats called standing up
How can you breath standing up like that, cosplaytriot, with the air getting so rare up there?

>> No.23470366

>>23470316
I smell just a little bit better than you, so unless you smell worse than shit, I don't think so.

>> No.23470372
File: 109 KB, 450x623, 1601370379075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470372

Why yes, I did just make $2.78 off of my last day trade. How could you tell?

>> No.23470373

>>23470344
Not even close to 2% anon.
Its like .2% tops.

>> No.23470384

>>23470314
Sell covered call and put a limit buy for 5 cents every premarket and when the IV spazzes the fuck out like it does sometimes you might get to close early for most of your premium

>> No.23470397

>>23470345
Wont the IV tank after the election. No way you can keep selling calls for .25 after November 3

>> No.23470411

>>23470345
I bought 1000 shares at 1.025, sold 10 covered calls at .40 cents each, stock is crabbing at 1.02-1.03 so the breakeven is about 1.42 for the call buyer.

should i wait til the option premium drops and buy it back making $100 and repeat or let it ride to february 2021 expiry?

>> No.23470417

BUY FB CALLS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

THIS IS GAPPING OVER 300 ON ER

>> No.23470427

why is aapl such a piece of shit

>> No.23470428

>>23470339
Yes goy, this is the perfect time to sell

>> No.23470430
File: 80 KB, 593x569, it's true though.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470430

>during last night's debate, Trump said that the sky is blue
>his remarks sparked a discussion, some agreeing that the sky is in fact blue while others claiming that blue is racist

>> No.23470431

What stocks should I buy for this feel?
https://youtu.be/7E4StlboB48

>> No.23470439

Bros i got 2k in gme bought at 9 as a member joke
Now I'm debating whether it might actually be a hold until the holiday season reports...

>> No.23470438
File: 1.01 MB, 1000x598, b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470438

>>23470332
473k shares are on the line at $15 expiring today. Might see a battle for $15 like we did for $10 a few weeks ago.

>> No.23470450

>>23470344
Of course anon, that's why we shut down the global economy every flu season right?

>> No.23470451

>>23470384
basically buy each contract back one by one at .05 cents and then i get most of my premium (35/40 cents) and my shares?

>> No.23470465
File: 64 KB, 1146x413, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470465

>>23470344

>> No.23470466

>>23470428
I'm not gonna sell at a loss, but I would like to sell the second I turn green, my buy price is just way too high

>> No.23470467

>>23470430
I'm still in awe that half the country is so retarded that they couldn't google what coyote meant in context to what Trump was saying.

>> No.23470468

>>23470372
good job anon

>> No.23470478

Can we please close the market hour earlier today? Seeling should illegal on fridays.

>> No.23470479

>>23470438
Bullish for regular shareholders though.

>> No.23470482

>>23470466
That's what I did anon.

>> No.23470489

>>23470430
Why should we care what India thinks of our president? Are they voting?

>> No.23470494

>>23470439
Same here. Should I just stop being greedy and sell my GME? I have a decent profit from it so far but I have the inevitable gamblers curse where the train is just going to stop when I least expect it.

>> No.23470500

>>23470427
>kept doubling down on aapl every dip
>tfw now need meme stocks to supplant the aapl losses.
b-but bloomberg told me it was going to zoom to 175+ after the iphone 12

>> No.23470504

>>23470439
It is a hold until the squeeze dingus.
I'm trying to help you make money.

>> No.23470509
File: 363 KB, 805x808, 1507352460764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470509

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER SOUR HOUR DRUMPF YOU STUPID NIGGER FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23470519

>>23470489
anon! don't you want to embrace globalism? you should care about what the streetshitters in india think! They're JUST LIKE YOU

>> No.23470520
File: 156 KB, 605x918, 800 percent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470520

>>23470467
kek

>> No.23470527

>>23470438
cant wait

>> No.23470528
File: 2.33 MB, 728x6358, foreigners.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470528

How hilariously mad will /smg/ be when Trump loses?

>> No.23470542

>>23470489
woah cool it with the antisemitism there buddy

>> No.23470547

>>23470372
Any trade you walk away from in the green is a good trade.

>> No.23470556

>>23470528
I literally dont care who wins I care how it will affect muh stocks

>> No.23470560

>>23470494
My GME exit indicators:
Stock is $20+
Cohen leaves
Holiday season over

>> No.23470564
File: 10 KB, 367x137, download (6).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470564

I bought Tractor Supply

>> No.23470568

Is it a good idea to hold any stocks over the weekeend? Any suggested stock for like 500$?

>> No.23470571

>>23470528
I would be more confused than angry to be honest, and more happy that the election and discussions are about are over than confused

>> No.23470572

>>23470451
Most the premium, all your shares, unless you want to try to wait for them to expire but they might go in the money and your shares get called away

>> No.23470576

>>23470528
I don't give a shit who wins. All I care about is getting more free govt money. I think in the short term that's what most people care about to; the free money.

>> No.23470578

>>23470528
The only reason I voted Trump is because I hate the democratic base. Outside of that I don't really give a shit. Smart people can make money no matter who is president.

>> No.23470579

>>23470560
Oh I forgot: short float decreases to a reasonable value, at least something less than 100%.

>> No.23470583

>>23470096

theyve already stimulated enough, eveything is going straight to the moon in 2021-2022.

This looks like the top / we're gonna crab from here but I'm literally so bullish I've got bulls coming out of my ears. Stimulus or no stimulus.

>> No.23470584

if i could sell calls on UAVS that would be nice.

>> No.23470591

>>23470556
I am a little concerned because biden basically said "wallstreet made enough money"

>> No.23470596

Apple is a ______ stock

>> No.23470599
File: 715 KB, 1064x700, why_would_you_sell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470599

>>23470560
My GME exit indicators:
I'm dead

>> No.23470601

>>23470596
N

>> No.23470603

>>23470520
The Paris pact is a joke. Why do climate fags say that the science in settles on climate change?

>> No.23470605

>>23470504
So it's not too late to buy GME? I know I won't make as much as those who bought much lower but is there still good enough money to be made? I researched the valuations last week and it looks like a deep value play with some stupendous earnings growth potential. But is that already priced in?

>> No.23470610

>>23470572
Covered call was in the money when I sold it, but no where close to the breakeven. I calculated I'd lose about $10 or breakeven on the shares themselfs, but collected $393 on the contracts so still a win. I'll just buy and re do

making sure i'm understanding this correctly.

>> No.23470619
File: 40 KB, 634x509, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470619

what do we call this

>> No.23470618

>>23470601
O

>> No.23470622

So now that Tesla is turning a profit are they going to crash anytime soon?

>> No.23470625

>>23470596
onion

>> No.23470632

>>23470619
A chart, stupid.

>> No.23470635

>>23470275
Future investing is smart but your heads in wrong place. If you're patient try lithium, rem's, EVs and AR.

>> No.23470637
File: 328 KB, 1125x2436, 64C86A4C-3A1B-451B-84B8-FC7BFAEE06CD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470637

Can’t wait till this says 20000 in a few weeks

>> No.23470640

Why is everything CRASHING

>> No.23470646

>>23470619
penny stock

>> No.23470647

>>23470560
I didn’t even think about the holidays.Hold I shall.

>> No.23470648

>>23469685
What are the odds of another EOD dump?

>> No.23470653

>>23470528
Biden won't win, cuck.

>> No.23470662

>>23470648
50/50

>> No.23470666

>>23470520
Shut up and take my trash ranjeesh

>> No.23470669

>>23470596
Basedbean

>> No.23470675

>>23470637
good luck bro

>> No.23470676

>>23470637
you know they are getting subpoenaed right?

>> No.23470686
File: 544 KB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470686

remember to buy PLTR

>> No.23470695

>>23470520
Kek, poo seething and fudging the statistics to hide how India is pollutist hellhole with designated shitting streets.

>> No.23470704

>>23470528
>hilariously mad

you think China taking over the world is hilarious?

>> No.23470707

>>23470676
Senator I'm sorry I will donate to your reelection campaign and make a contribution to your charity.

>> No.23470717

>>23470520
i cant remember the last time i saw a power plant spewing anything in usa

where is it all

>> No.23470718

>>23470279
I saw it this summer at 500. How things have changed

>> No.23470722
File: 177 KB, 852x581, 1587819198153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470722

>3PM
>Friday
>Crab

>> No.23470730
File: 116 KB, 850x932, sample_a2463509d6a62dd42b74eaf7e9c2be0e422c78b1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470730

>GME crabbing at 14.99 again
just like the simulations

>> No.23470729

>>23470676
Priced in

>> No.23470733

>>23470622
Tesla is going to unironically enron everyone and single handedly genocide the entire zoomer generation

>> No.23470734

>>23470662
well i will flip a coin tails we domp heads we pomp
https://www.google.com/search?q=coinfliper&oq=coinfliper&aqs=chrome

>> No.23470738

Dammit I tied my money up with something stupid instead of going with my plan of buying KOD.

>> No.23470741

14.99
KEKKK accept your loses fucking shorters

>> No.23470745

>>23470695
Show bobs

>> No.23470757
File: 43 KB, 482x243, fug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470757

>>23470734
fug

>> No.23470760

>>23470704
No, the consequences of a Biden presidency are horrifying, but it's almost certain to happen and most of /smg/ is in complete and utter denial. And that will be hilarious, like ShareBlue breaking in 2016.

>> No.23470776
File: 3.38 MB, 1800x2400, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470776

>>23470745

>> No.23470779

>>23470676
>Antitrust bullshit
>In the current year

C'mon man

>> No.23470780

>>23470568
no always sell everything friday before close, no matter your positions. over weekends you lose 2/3% storage decay, more if they are resetting the server racks in Mahwah and Carteret

>> No.23470790

>>23470776
Kek nice

>> No.23470796

>>23470622

I'm impressed with Tesla, if they keep this up I'm gonna have to raise my price target to 200 dollars.

>> No.23470798
File: 373 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20201023-150741_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470798

Bought some lotto ticket 15s lol

Bought 250 12s

>> No.23470801

Imagine looking at my charts all day and asking why we're crabbing.

>> No.23470807

>>23470776
Teddy fathered Gene btw

>> No.23470815

https://strawpoll.com/wgg6pwjpv
https://strawpoll.com/wgg6pwjpv
https://strawpoll.com/wgg6pwjpv

>> No.23470816

>>23470780
Don't tell him that, he's retarded and might actually believe you

>> No.23470822

>>23470760
why is it almost certain to happen

>> No.23470826
File: 524 KB, 1920x1200, dew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470826

>>23470730
All the shorts have left is stopping specific fat options plays from expiring with any value. How many $15C are there expiring today? 3k?

>> No.23470834

>>23470780
>Storage decay
>Stocks
Are you dumb, or what?

>> No.23470835

>>23470760
>but it's almost certain to happen

i'd think after the stunts the left and the MSM have pulled over the past 4 years, people have been pushed more to the right than to the left. most people are disgusted by that shit, the "silent majority" as it were. what are you basing "almost certain to happen" on, twitter posts?

>> No.23470839

>>23470801
it's the only way god lets me make money

>> No.23470841

Anyone watching Borat 2 after market close? It’s on amazon prime.

>> No.23470851

>>23470815
crabish
bad poll

>> No.23470853

>>23470815
I'm the only bear?? No wonder I'm getting fucking killed today.

>> No.23470854

>>23470798
Fuck you you said $10 today earlier this week you faggot

>> No.23470855
File: 324 KB, 1125x2436, B93B31CE-B945-458A-8464-D547D0954075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470855

Based FB. Get in now and get rich

>> No.23470857
File: 3.94 MB, 336x183, DE0B43B1-81A9-4D9D-B85F-7670A84277E7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470857

>>23470596
/\/

>> No.23470863

>>23470841
Very Nice

>> No.23470870

>>23470822
Because every major power group in America from the tech monopolies to the media jews to foreign influence campaigns (CHYNA) are going all out in a shameless push for Biden, and Americans are stupid enough for it to work.

The bull case for Trump is that if enough Biden voters vote by mail, enough Biden ballots may be disqualified for Trump to win anyways.

>> No.23470871

>>23470834
based retard

>> No.23470875

>>23470760
Sounds like the same shit tou faggots said 4 years ago, and 2 years ago.

>O-OH NO MUH BLUE W-WAVE

Nobody believes that shit Biden couldn't even form coherent sentences in the last 30-45 minutes of the debate and literally said he would kill the oil industry. Get fucked.

>> No.23470878

>>23470465
so basically you have to be a flag wearing jerrys kid to die from this disease. or European. Either way, DARWIN bitches, get strong.

>> No.23470883

>>23470841
can you put it into cye.tube. I want to watch it, but I don't want the jews to take my money and never give it back.

>> No.23470894

>>23470870
weren't all of those exact same groups in favor of Hillary in '16?

>> No.23470897
File: 91 KB, 568x688, 1602964771670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470897

Phone posters need to be lined up against a wall and shot.

>> No.23470901

>>23470841
>Borat 2

im sick and tired of how creatively bankrupt hollywood is. it feels like for at least the past decade if not longer all they have been doing is making sequels and reboots of old franchises that were originally good, and making a really shitty politically correct "modern" version of it.

>> No.23470903
File: 10 KB, 205x144, Screen Shot 2020-10-23 at 2.11.00 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470903

THAT VOLUME TO HOLD 14.99 WTF IS HAPPENINNGGG

>> No.23470907

>>23470855
is the idea good earnings on the 29th?

>> No.23470911

>>23470835
>people have been pushed more to the right than to the left.
Imagine being this fucking delusional. Are you even aware of Trump's chances of re-election?

Hint: They're not good

>> No.23470913
File: 208 KB, 640x640, E02DE2E4-B9AC-4FD9-B346-118E071DA243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470913

>>23470897
“No”

>> No.23470917

>>23470760
The average person thinks the left are batshit crazy, and after the debate last night Trump looked marginally better than Biden. The only way the Dems win is if they literally steal the election, which they are trying to do, so you aren't actually wrong

>> No.23470918

>>23470897
Hate to break it to you but 75%+ of the site is phoneposters

>> No.23470923
File: 263 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20201023-111336_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470923

>>23470897

no u

>tfw CLF

>> No.23470924

>>23470855
i only got 10 shares :(

>> No.23470925

>>23470841
>watching a sequel
I'll keep my memories rosy instead.

>> No.23470926

>>23470875
>nobody believes
Let me translate that from Trump partisan to English
>I refuse to believe despite all data to the contrary...
How many tens of millions of ballots were cast before the last debate, hm?

>> No.23470930

>>23470903
j e w o n j e w g a n g w a r f a r e

>> No.23470931

>>23470897
I agree

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.23470936

BROS BROS BROS
GET IN CRIUSELINES, SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING. CHECK IT OUT WTF IS GOING ON

>> No.23470938
File: 301 KB, 742x413, 1603206947739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470938

>>23470897

>> No.23470939

What are you lads doing this weekend?

>> No.23470940
File: 506 KB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470940

>>23470841
>ruining the kino first one with orange man bad
short kikes

>> No.23470944

>>23470897
rude

>> No.23470946

>>23470907
They’re gonna blow out earnings. Tons of call activity on options whale, etc.

>> No.23470949

>>23470897
Come get me faggot

>> No.23470955
File: 11 KB, 256x256, 1594403148998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470955

>>23470918
And 75%+ of these faggots need to be shot dead.

>> No.23470960

>>23470936
and risk taking out money from game??? no thank you

>> No.23470963

Is it just my feeling or has this entire week been sort of crabbing?

>> No.23470966
File: 2.73 MB, 500x412, tumblr_8e1515b835830a8a7f5a1b690b6d6346_e749c72e_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470966

>>23470923
>>23470923
>>23470923
>>23470923

Bye Bye 8.70s

:)

>> No.23470969
File: 210 KB, 1365x768, gaymestop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470969

>>23469779
I feel good about being one of the earlier people shilling GME in July/August. Been in since $4.50 this is the revenge of years and years of a harsh bear market. Owning a large chunk of the most heavily shorted stock on the market no fucking brainer

>> No.23470976
File: 83 KB, 750x1128, 16FD6B2F-88BB-4698-9BC0-F940DB978F6C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470976

Insiders know something

>> No.23470977

>>23469768
best post ive read all day.

>> No.23470985
File: 50 KB, 796x637, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470985

POOOOOOOOOMPPP EEEET

>> No.23470987
File: 59 KB, 1024x576, 1602024090343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470987

>>23470926
ngmi bro

>> No.23470990
File: 70 KB, 622x621, 1578211386147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23470990

>>23470939

I'm studying every weekend until 2023.
Electrical Engineering is awesome.

>> No.23470991

>>23470901
Yeah you can blame the soi fanboys for that.
>Make a godzilla movie
>it's sucks
>Fuck it lets just make another one

>make a hulk movie
>it sucks
>fuck it lets just make another one

>> No.23470992

>>23470977
Kek agrees with you.

>> No.23470995

>>23470966
>Dragon Ball
based
>tumblr
...god damnit CLFnigger, can't you make a single good post

>> No.23471000

>>23469903
They added carne back to the menu and I've been eating ALOT of it. Its going to the fucking moon.

>> No.23471011

>>23470955
I fucking hate phone posting but I'm wageslaving right now so I apologise

>> No.23471013

>>23470969
>years of harsh bear market

what, are you fucking 17? where were you the last decade before corona?

>> No.23471015

>15.08 and holding
Are homosexual bears losing like they did with $10 2 weeks ago

>> No.23471035

>>23470976
Lol no. Cruiseliners pump occasionally and when the littlest sliver of bad news comes out they dump 10% overnight.

>> No.23471036
File: 181 KB, 1200x800, Warhammer_Fantasy.0.0[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471036

If you're trying to visualize what is happening right now in GME, just look at this picture and put Jew faces on everyone in it.

>> No.23471040

>>23470926
>Let me translate that from Trump partisan to English
>I refuse to believe despite all data to the contrary...
>How many tens of millions of ballots were cast before the last debate, hm?
Let me translate this from faggotry to english
>I'm going to double down despite being proven wrong before.

>> No.23471041

Anyone know why clsk is dropping so much? I had to pull out and I don't know what made it go under 9$. I still think it's a decent stock but I'm more trying to figure out if it'll get lower.

>> No.23471046

>>23470995
I hate him so fucking much

>> No.23471052

>>23470911
>Hint: They're not good
His chances of election in 2016 were also bad, anon.
Don't count your chickens before you finish sawing the limb off, anon.

>> No.23471054

>>23471036
might play some warhammer total war tonight

>> No.23471065

>>23470686
shill me anon, why?

>> No.23471070

>>23471054
Amazing game, love me some chaos. Can't wait until their campaign is fixed and demons get added.

>> No.23471072

>tfw no SNAP

>> No.23471073
File: 164 KB, 1125x792, 7E0F6901-8DDD-437C-82B7-C0139C918CC6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471073

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate my life so much bros.
I was right but played it completely wrong.

>> No.23471074

>>23470917
>The only way the Dems win is if they literally steal the election, which they are trying to do, so you aren't actually wrong
Every accusation is a confession with the right in the USA.

>> No.23471087
File: 1.21 MB, 640x500, 70f0a5720973abfbb9f2a82cca935b48.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471087

>>23470995

Dragonball is indeed a based ass anime.. think i'll play some FighterZ

/cowo

>>23471046

Don't hate people who get paper, go get you some yourself my man.

I was saying invest in Iron when CLF was mid 5s.. that is when I loaded up most of my $7 strikes now sold half ITM and put in $12s 2023's OTM...

Learn to play the game, don't get played

>CLF= this .gif = my dick

>> No.23471088

I cant decide if I should stay in XOM any longer. I would take about a 5% hit to my cash if I sold at the loss but I am paranoid about Biden. I am in a pit on my RDSb so I am not going to sell that.

>> No.23471096

>>23471073
>I was right but wrong
huh?

>> No.23471101

>>23470897
Absolutely agree. Anyone who moved past a 2G phone has literally been throwing their money away for years.

>t. LG VN150 user

>> No.23471104

>>23471065
I'll save you, don't fucking buy PLTR. It's a shitty meme stock

>> No.23471121

>>23470939
Putting up the winter fencing around the duck-yard; fixing their housing up for the coming cold; and checking out the brewery up the road to see if their Doppelsticke is on sale yet.

>> No.23471123

>>23471013
Why would that make me sound 17? I was not in the market a decade ago

>> No.23471122

kneepad make a new thread you slut

>> No.23471135

>>23471104
>T. Gandalf

>> No.23471150

>>23471096
I was right about no relief from congress. I failed at monetizing that and threw hours of labor right into the trash.

>> No.23471151

>>23471104
Now this is what I called smoothbrain

>> No.23471155
File: 1.45 MB, 230x290, source.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471155

>>23470926
>“It’s trending Biden in the polls, but the lead in some states is about the same as Clinton had in 2016, so there’s a lot of uncertainty,” he said.

>https://globalnews.ca/news/7409975/poll-experts-trump-win-possible/

>thinking Biden is a more marketable candidate than clinton

Anon I have 5k riding on bets with various people about Trumps victory, and if I could buy out of the money calls on it I would. Never has there been a clearer outcome in presidential politics.

You have an old stale guy who was being called a pervert for 80% of the cycle by the same orgs now telling you to vote for him, vs a zeitgeist in national politics unto himself. plz anon go home.

>> No.23471163

>>23469921
A good 100k investment is enough to live off dividends, what the fuck is wrong you? Shorting is for poorfags and players.

>> No.23471168

>>23470467
I absolutely do not believe those people do not know what a coyote is. I believe they are deliberately being sarcastic, like /pol/ larpers but less funny.

>> No.23471215
File: 29 KB, 247x253, 41717901776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471215

>>23471155
Which is why this thread will be a fucking hilarious meltdown when Trump inevitably loses. Enjoy your lossporn.

>> No.23471222
File: 229 KB, 694x547, 1286316240366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471222

>>23471163
>100k
>live off dividends
Sure, if you want to live in Bangalore

>> No.23471232

>>23470855
bought some oct 30th calls

>> No.23471234
File: 224 KB, 1200x1211, NOK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471234

My NOK calls that were in the red all day finally are in the green now, yaaay

>> No.23471235

>>23471074
TALK ABOUT IT ANON. SICK OF THESE IDIOTS

>> No.23471236

>>23470911
>1 post by this ID

every time.

>> No.23471253

>>23471201
>>23471201
>>23471201
New

>> No.23471254

>>23471104
ty anon

>> No.23471257

>>23471155
What are the odds for trump anyway on presidential betting anyway?

>> No.23471281

>>23471104
PLTR has no hope. Do you know why? Because it's not owned by the Chinese. Smart investors know that Chinese surveillance companies, backed by the Chinese government, are finding investors all around the world among financiers, government officials, and politicians like Joe Biden. They will rule surveillance, not some rinky-dink American startup that is on the political outs.

>> No.23471282

>>23470207
t. retard

>> No.23471283

>>23471135
Lmao, this actually made me weak

>> No.23471294

>>23470897
Just the Apple users.

>> No.23471301

>>23471041
I have no idea. I got assigned off of a $10 put that I sold a month ago and have just been selling calls now hoping to run the wheel

>> No.23471341

>>23471257
https://www.electionbettingodds.com

>> No.23471345

>>23471074
A-anon I...

>> No.23471390

>>23470331
>>23470300
Oh man, anyone ever hop on that etizolam train?

I remember maybe a grand total of two days during my freshman year

>> No.23471464

>>23470207
>so brave
>a true hero

I work for a publisher, can we work to buy the rights to your story of bravery? We can leave out the part where you apparently get fucking rekt by putting a strip of cloth over your face.

>> No.23471483

>>23470450
>he thinks politicians need actual reasons to destroy the white race

>> No.23471493

Chipotle is CRASHING

>> No.23471520

>>23470991
>>23470901
independent and foreign movies have been booming actually

>> No.23471672
File: 377 KB, 650x650, 4d4e0b1d99e060efdb97da880cb300daccc7c9b032eea23f3938fe91714bab1c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471672

>$15.00
LEND GME YOUR ENERGY
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>> No.23471730

>>23471672
G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/ G M E \o/

>> No.23471837

any chink pump and dumps?

>> No.23471867

>>23471837
ur mum

>> No.23471879

>>23470528
What a cope post. Everyone knows once the left loses they are going to absolutely lose their minds.

>> No.23471894
File: 17 KB, 112x112, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23471894

im here for the end....go gme!!!!

>> No.23472077

>>23470911
Based retarded shill. Lefties have been murdering people and burning shit the past 5 months while screaming to get rid of police. Who the fuck do you think is going to support more of this?