/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23460934
im getting a tuk tuk...too the moon, if you get what i mean ;)

>>23460934
A real mans car

>>23460934
Already have my car ordered. You jelly?

https://www.porsche.com/microsite/porsche-code/default.aspx?c=/PMDA4SV9

>>23460944
checked. also very subtle ...sir ;-)

>>23460934
I'm gonna get this truck, It will make me feel more masculine and I like that

>>23460970
whatre you going to tow with it

none, gonna reinvest profits

>>23460934
Obviously this one
>tf it's also street legal
https://www.radicalsportscars.com/our-cars/used-cars/radical-rxc-spyder-25

>>23460989
Nothing until I pay it off, unless I can find work with it towing other people's shit although I have no experience towing as of now. I will also probably get a plow kit on it and I could plow in the winter.

>>23460934
OP is a nigger

This un right yonder

Reminder: No matter how expensive your car, it'll get stuck in traffic along with the plebs.

That's why I'm getting this.

>>23460934
>not getting the station

for me it's the c32 amg
>cheap
>powerfull
>understated (without the badges looks just like a regular c class )
>reliable
>classy

also a 90's v70r as a project car

>>23461079
I don't live near traffic anon

>>23460934
classy n stylish without being niggery

>>23461090
Surely you can afford this now, no? Is it like some one off v10 shizz?

>>23461123
it's a v6
but they're quite expensive in my country (~$30k with lowish miles) and I don't wanna buy it if I can't afford several of them

Can't wait for the next bullrun where kids will make an easy few 100k and blow it all on a car. Wouldnt buy a nice car unless I could afford 10 of them in cash.

>>23461798
I'm not buying a car anon, I'm buying a truck. You wouldn't understand since you have a tiny dick

> not buying a superior west german car

>>23461079
sooner or later you will get kobe'd with this

>>23461122
>uses Mercedes engine
Might as well buy a real Mercedes

The only suitable answer

For the culture

This and a classic 911 on the side.

Can already get both but that would be too easy

I buy 2 cars.
A blue or white Honda E and a Honda S2000 in blue or white.

Someone had a thread the other day about it. It's simply the Delica. I will spend the rest of my life going to remote places and hiking and camping.

A beautiful Lexus for me

>>23460934
I could never bring myself to buy a girl's car. Mercedes makes their own ladies perfume. It's a brand for women.

>>23462259
based

>>23462266
dangerously based

Whatever is safe and fast. Probably an Audi, I guess.

>>23461204
That's because nobody bought them when they were new. It didn't make sense at the time when you could just buy an E-class for the same money. It's one of those cars that's only valuable because of it's low production numbers, not because people want them.
>t.oldfag

Fuck Germans and German cars.

>>23462266
For me the Westfalia kepler one if I would go down that route.
Stealth VW van looks. Toilet and shower included. Tons of comfort in driving experience. Kitchen with all you need.

This car would be the weekend car driven every so often mostly to meet clients
>https://www.ebay.com/itm/2016-Maserati-Gran-Turismo/143799324953?hash=item217b1b9119:g:ZFkAAOSwDEFfkIp~

This car would be my ultra tier make it car
>https://www.ebay.com/itm/2000-Porsche-Boxster/154156502978?hash=item23e4718fc2:g:6CkAAOSwhadfko2~

>>23462701
>Westfalia kepler
How the fuck do I get one of these in the US omg please I need it

>>23462197
>for the culture
made me spit up laughing

>>23462266
I tip my hat to you based gentlemen

Going to buy one next year. But not with my BTC profits since it is a stablecoin now.

>>23460934

>New cars with no utility

Ngmi

I don’t own a car.

A Stingray

>>23461079
Have fun crashing into a mountain lol

>>23461038
>dually
>winter

lol have fun

>>23460934

>>23462860
I love my Xterra. Would buy a Frontier. To many city fags want to show off they have money. Mean while we are chilling on our 100 acres driving small pick ups.

>>23462991
do i just get the 1 tire car anon? I just picked a random picture I have decided on specs

this is a Jewish tricks thread. buy a toyota and call it a day, fancy cars are for faggots and those who love to flaunt their wealth

>btc
>moon
lmao

>>23463013
What a beautiful car, wish I never sold mine. I daily a CRZ now kek but im a eurocuck so it works well

>>23463051
>cuck yourself and pay your hard earned money to gooks other side the earth
no thanks

>>23463096
If you buy toyota stonks then you are the gooks ;0

>>23460934
keep saving for the yacht frens

>>23463111
Toyota stocks are undervalued considering their factories are largely automated in the US requiring minimal labor and will be pumping out cars that last 20+ years each car for the next 50 years and they are also leaders in automated driving as well competing with Tesla in this domain, yet has not seen a similar rise in stock value yet because they don't have a Moonboy CEO, but eventually the stock will reflect it's true value.

>>23463030
The new np300 frontier sucks though. D22 master race. I have a d40 and the worst is the high stall rpm torque converter and the awful turning radius.

>>23462800
Karenmobile

Imagine not buying a camping car when you make it

>>23461011

>>23462478
the 5 child family arab pill

>>23463250
You need a special license to drive those big ones and you'd probably like a smaller car to tow behind it for when you're straight zooted at some location homie

>>23463404
I'm not even Arab

only retards buy new and expensive cars. Fun fact: nobody cares what you drive, a car has not been a financial status symbol for ages now. Poorfags can also "afford" a 100k $ car on a lease. Rule of thumb, the more expensive your car is the more poor you are. That being said, i rather buy a really well kept classic that appreciates with time.

Simple as.

>>23463770
>nobody cares what you drive, a car has not been a financial status symbol for ages now.
Cope harder faggot. Perhaps that's true in your poorfag circle of friends, however, my ex drove a fucking Jaguar F-Type. I know plenty of girls that love cars.

>>23463770
kek, cope harder poorfag,.

lada niva 4x4 in pink

>>23460934
>post the unnecessary depreciating asset you will buy with all the money you make from investing intelligently
OP is a retarded nigger. he caught AIDS from having sex with other retarded niggers, in the butthole

>>23460934
2002 Honda Civic + more Boring DAO.

Torn between a Golf R or a Civic Type R as a daily. That’ll probably be my first purchase as I’m driving an absolute beater right now

Geo metro, gonna put a fucking V12 in it and fuck with people at the track. Might even make a little off bets.

>>23464396
Wow is that a Morris Minor in the US?

Probably going to spend 30k-40k EUR on a used Porsche when my portfolio tops 400k. Really like the looks of the early 2000's models. If my portfolio breaches a million or two I might think about getting a new Tesla Model S.

>>23460970
Pickups are based af, nice sitting up higher than everyone else. Get some new wheels for it and you'll have to 'help' girls get in. Cop a nice handful of ass while giving her a boost. Trucks will always be better pussy magnets than wimpy shit like a Porsche or lambo. Might not be as fast but there's not a more Chad move in the book than rolling coal on some fags in their nigger rich cars.

>>23461892
Isnt that a lancia?

>>23462220
The headlights are so un-Porsche... Just get a manual GT2-RS... Fuck the climate.

>>23464787
>The headlights are so un-Porsche...
Yeah. They still look pretty cool though in my opinion. But that's coming from a Porsche guy that also doesn't mind the egg yolk headlights

>it's this thread again

im not spending a single cent on luxury goods until im in the top 1%.

when and if that happens, i will NEVER buy a used vechile. i dont care how rich you are - buying new things is for fucking chumps. I'd rather acquire barely used goods at a massive discount because some rich retard changed his mind about what just an arbitrary purchase for him.

my “making it” goal is honestly just 30k. 15k to buy a low mileage 240sx. 10k to buy my brother a supra over in japan, and 5k to throw at shitcoins cause why not.

WHAT ARE U FAGGOTS DOING HERE?
YOU HAD 10 YEARS TO BUY BITCOIN
HURDURR '' STILL NOT MAKING IT
NEVER MAKING IT

>>23460934
I'm buying goats and cows. Cars are for retards

These threads are always strong sell signals

>>23465680
>anons fantasizing about what wagebox to buy
>NOOOOO SELL SIGNAL NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO FUN ALLOWED NOOOOO

>>23462266
>if I just buy this one thing then I can finally do fun stuff

>>23463250
>that
>camping
Pick one

>>23460934
Dacia Spring or Maruti Suzuki Celerio.

>>23460934
vector m12

>>23464130
>my ex drove her dads hand me down car!
you sound like the real poorfag holy shit

>>23463940
based but only so long as you take her outdoors

>>23466850
I literally ordered this last week.
>>23460955
When was the last time you spent 200k on a car? Dumb fuck

>>23460934
same car i want brah

good taste

something like this

>>23466967
my truck costs 1/4th as much and could run your little porche over without even scratching my paint. You will still feel like you have a vagina in your little pussy mobile while I'm drowning in moist vaginas as women crave my masculine penis and the saved $150k I can use to secure land for the lineage of myself and that moist vagina

>>23467125
You think I bought the Taycan Turbo S for women? It's the most based car ever made to date, bro. Stay poor

>>23467192
No I think you bought it to compensate for your tiny penis and fragile ego

>>23467236
>don't buy nice things
kys

>>23460934
I just wanna cruise with the top down all across the US

>>23463770
Cringe. Pretty sure I could buy that 10 year old glorified shitbox right now.

>>23467292
Did you outright buy it? How much is your net worth? Wouldn't it be better to lease one for 3-5% APY while the actual $200k is in stocks making more than 5%?

>>23462712
I think you switched your links.
But good idea on the Boxster. I plan to get a cheap early 2000s Boxster S and racing it into the ground before I get a proper GT3 or M3

>>23467431
It's my daily drive for the next 2-3 years. Cost about 4% of my portfolio, can easily make the money back before EOY.

>>23462197
nigger culture sure

>>23461068
Based dailyable luxury

>>23460934
>wasting money on a car

>>23463253
>paying to maintain an ICE vehicle
>paying to maintain a vehicle with a chassis that can rust
>paying a premium for gasoline
yes goy, of course goy, if you don't consoom product that we market as masculine then you're that thing you don't like, goy

>>23460934
buying a car cringe

i'll be getting a boat to sakil around my private archipelago.

>>23468544
Enjoy dying

>>23460934
All of them

>>23464695
VW Scirocco

already have a corolla
what I could possibly want more?

Essentially a non depreciating asset because it'll perform the function you bought it for for the rest of your life. They don't make them like this anymore bros

>>23468578
kek

>>23460934
I refuse to buy anything till I make 10 million

>>23460934

I'll resell it immediatley but keep the driver seat

>>23460934
Nice and used

>>23470153
I just want one sniff bros

When my Union 5x's in approx 6 weeks, I'll most likely get the Guilia Quadrofolio.

>>23467339
Classy. Now if only we >>23462634
could fix the brake fade issue without ruining the resale value of the car to collectors.

>>23461079
that sweet 10 minute autonomy

>>23460934
A Honda NX250, which I will ride from village to village in S.E.A. sampling the food and women as I pass through town.

I will still ride my bicycle...
This is why I am wealthy and you idiots are sitting here dreaming on buying muh shiny car
Seriously, break free of this nigger tier social conditioning if you want to make it. Shiny car give dopamine spike for the first week then it's the same as a used civic after that. I'm not joking about this either

>>23460934
Call me a nigger or a basedboy but I'm getting a cybertruck or a lotus exige.

Play a lot of mtg so black lotus would make me giggle everytime I said it

>>23463013
hey i own one

>>23461011
>>23472424
I'd want some kind of paintjob but idk what. Hazard stripes? Thought about getting decals to make it look like a military tank? Matt black and "Property of Wayland-Yutani Corp" all over it?

BTC has to moon high before I spend nigger money on a vehicle though. Youre supposed to derisk and reinvest that cash. $50k from a 1m portfolio is stupid af, do you understand how bad you'd have to be with finances to spend 5% of your net worth on a fucking car?

>>23461011
>>23472424
>>23472493
forgot pic attached

>>23472298
nigger this was my first bike 10 years ago.
I still kinda miss it sometimes

>>23472605
Yeah Anon, you never forget your first bike

>>23463770
Seriously though. How'd they get a Bugatti?

>>23462266
Very good sir. And where are you living from May I ask? I am in Gujurat.

>>23467780
Nice

>>23469725
Pragmatanon

>>23472424
>lotus exige.
This anon gets it. Cheap but fucking awesome.

Reminder that even a BMW couldn't get ER laid. You're deluding yourself if you think an entry level luxury car will ever get you any pussy. Any chump can drive one of those lease mobiles. You'll need to at LEAST drive a Bentley or a Lambo, and even then you're competing against people who rent those for the weekend.

911 Singer

>>23473118
>Reminder that even a BMW couldn't get ER laid you have to buy a Bentley
Why are you assuming we're all autistic faggots? Projection anon.

>>23473118
I think youre completely right but I dont know how many autists on here think a car will get them laid. BMW doesnt even look that impressive, most girls need to be told by their pals that the cars are expensive.

How does your thesis change if the car is beat up? Can't possibly be a rental if you treat it like shit. Scratches, dents, mcdonalds wrappers all over the interiror, Do you think that signals more wealth and status or less? I'd wager more, all things considered.

Yep

>>23461991
Nah, mercedes is for taxi drivers. Aston Martin is easily 10x as beautifull.

>>23461090
RElable?

>>23473265
Probably because you're on 4chan in a coping thread for poor losers on a Friday night?

>>23473457
>Probably because you're on 4chan in a coping thread for poor losers on a Friday night?
Nah, I'm chilling with friends and a smoking gf. We're all just laughing at you.

>>23460934
Why would you drive after you've made it? let people drive you....fucking retards dont know how to be rich.

>>23473573
>Nah, I'm chilling with friends and a smoking gf. We're all just laughing at you.

>>23473573
Why is your GF smoking? Is she on fire? qucik get a bucket of water Anon...shes gonna die!

>>23460934

>>23473649
>Why is your GF smoking? Is she on fire? qucik get a bucket of water Anon...shes gonna die!
Is this what autistic humour sounds like?

>>23473649
You have to go back.

When Earnbet $Bet goes to the moon, I go on trips with my Lamborghini

>>23473573
>hanging out with friends while browsing 4chan
holy shit you're pathetic. and by "smoking gf" I assume you mean you just landed your first landwhale gf.
There's a reason I don't mention 4chan to any of my IRL friends.

When Earnbet $Bet token goes to the moon, I go on trips with my Lamborghini.

Still cheap: https://uniswap.info/token/0xfdd4e938bb067280a52ac4e02aaf1502cc882ba6

>>23473627
erm, maybe because I LIKE driving? And I LIKE cars?

>>23473825
You've already failed..You'll never make it.

>>23465735
Cope nigger. You must be one of those /out/ fags that doesn't leave your house..

>>23462894
based funktion one bro

>>23473929
post portfolio first

>>23473573
Bravo

>>23460950
Never seen this car before in my life. That's a nice car