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tfw
> turning 21 in 2 weeks
> only $430k net worth

>> No.23421780
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23421780

>>23421762
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO GO ALL IN ON BOOBA.FINANCE

>> No.23421802
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>>23421762
>turning 19 in 3 days
>net worth of only about $1.3 million
>5 word essay due in 3 minutes

>> No.23421825

>>23421780
Based

>> No.23421895
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Fuck you rich zoomers

I eat cottage cheese for dinner... with salt and pepper.

>> No.23422140

>>23421762
>>23421802
tfw
>larping on 4channel anonymously about my wealth
post portfolio or gtfo

>> No.23422223

I am half a fetus and already a billionaire, if you faggots get born with under 100k net worth to your name, its over.

>> No.23422345

>19
>50K LINK
>20M RSR
>10 BTC
>New York building worth $90M
>120 000 AMZN shares that my uncle Shekelberg gave me at my anniversary
>40% stake in TSLA

yall faggots zoomers are so annoying. If youre rich because of daddy, congrats. Go do something with your life. If youre larping, kys

>> No.23422549

>>23421762
>tfw turning 20 tomorrow
>only $2M net worth

>> No.23422795

>only 12 (bar mitzvah in two weeks, inb4 underaged b&)
>only 1.3m networth before jew taxes

>> No.23422898

>>23421780
this man just spoon fed you anon I wish someone told me that when I was your age

>> No.23423065

>>23421895
based peppered cottage cheese bro, throw some mandarin oranges or pineapple chunks in there when you want to feel baller

>> No.23423147

>turning 10 tomorrow
> only 1.6m net worth

>> No.23423374

>tfw 25
>only 1k worth
At least I'm debtless

>> No.23423430

>>23421780
that's funny, classic biz scam

>> No.23423649

>>23421802
this

>> No.23423986

future 30 year old here
1.3M net worth
feels good

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>>23421762
>exiting uterus tomorrow
>only 100 billion net worth

>> No.23424059

>>23421895
>with salt and pepper, ya understand?!?!

>> No.23424075

22 5 million net worth. Get fucked.

>> No.23424569

Only 21
Tfw 800m net worth .
Fk y'all larpers