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first for candy corn

Where do I buy midgets?

AIRBNB IPO IN DECEMBER

Die lowerdeckstard

Cheche slammed my boi pucci in the porta potty again bros. I ended up not reporting him or murdering him because im a bitch. In the past few months ive developed an anal fetish and have begun jerking off with sonicare toothbrushes up my ass among other shit. I feel like a freak. I have really bad anxiety now and am always worried cheche would ravage my boi pucci again and he did it again yesterday. We were once again at work and he said “ayo gringo lets have a talk -wink-“ and he walked me to the portapotty. I didnt resist, i had accepted my fate. Once again he put my into the potty and made me strip to my socks. He licked my sweaty cooter and punched my ballsack. I was in immense pain. Then cheche made me suck on his burrito cock and facefucked me till i threw up repeatedly on his dick. Then he turned me around and rammed deep into my boi pucci. It hurt so bad. He fucked me softly as i cried with my face in the corner of the porta potty. He came hard and deep in my ass and once again left me suffering on the floor. The flies, my only frens, came and began to eat my bussi juices and swarmed me. They could smell the newly tenderized meat. I have accepted my life will consist of rape, mental anguish, and suffering for the forseeable and am resigned myself to this fact.

Why do you keep using that god forsaken cartoon. The creators of it would probably laugh at you as you died with a drill going through your dick, op.

First for big soft boobies

>>23420905
lol this shit will crash right after the IPO

>>23420880
You're no friend of mine, buddy.

wkhs confirmed p&d scam like nikola?

is it me or did we lose people since September? reply rate plummeted did the normals die?

>wifi collapses due to everyone working from home
rip my trades

NEVER FUCKING SELLING. Fuck Mnuchin. Fuck Pelosi. Fuck Trump. Fuck Uncle Powell. But most importantly of all: FUCK JANNIES.

>>23420909
you're so lame and boring

Just bought 1 share of TSLA, how fucked am I?

>>23420920
>7th for wh*te women

>>23420880
I bet she lets Apu fuck

Time to die, Nasdaq

If TSLA spikes again because of a earnings beat due to government tax credits I might just throw the farm at it.

$14 for GME at eod?

>>23420939
i think with us being in stimulus crab purgatory a lot of people aren't interested, plus i bet a good few took a beating from the sept dip and fucked off

rolled my jan 15 7c into apr 16 15c on G*ME. am i gonna make it frens?

>>23420939

RECORD SCRATCH

>>23420950

>>23420920
look fake

>AMD

>WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF MEADOWS SAYS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS LOOKING AT $1.9 TRILLION IN RELIEF, NOT CLEAR IF PELOSI WILL ACCEPT
How much has the republicans increased now? Like 500b? Meanwhile Pelosi just sits there with her 2.2-2.4 trillion demand and people blame Trump for not getting stimulus

>1999-2001
>ridiculous ramp up over the course of 5 months
>a couple panics almost exactly midway through
>massive dump followed by double-top right before election
>descent into hell so bad that 9/11 is barely a blip

I purchased NAK at the top and UAVS last week. Probably just hold to 0.

>>23420905
Dont care. Its one of those stocks that even if it 5x's i wont be mad if i miss out. There are some stocks where i know i wouldn't buy so even a 5x wont hurt. Now something im interested in having a 5x would make me mad if i didnt jump in.

>>23421018
perfect time to write puts?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxMw9URBkx4

is this bullish?

>>23420932
Its not but people are going to treat it like one so it might as well be

>>23420920
Why does that look like a dude?

>>23421029
So is thwre still a chance to make money or best to stay out at this point?

>>23420880
TSLA to Mars

>2019-202?
>ridiculous ramp up over the course of 5 months (oct 2019 - feb 2020)
>slight panic in january
>massive dump followed by "stimulus" fueled bubble and a double-top right before election
what comes next?

>>23421005
that's gotta be a sale

>>23421021
Pelosi is fucking insane

>>23421021
Amazing how easily the masses are tricked. All those democrat citizens that merely want the $1200 check blindly ignoring that Trump offered $1200 checks and it was Pelosi who rejected it because "she knows the needs of the people more than the people themselves" lmao ridiculous. I just wanna get rich and gtfo to the wilderness.

>>23421005
are they retarded?

THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON THE GAMERZ MARCHES ON

>>23420920
>BOOBA

How do we make GME line go up?

what do these volume spikes mean?

>>23421062
there's a face in that picture?

>>23421034
based nak-attackchad

>>23421107
Same bro, how much is enough?

>>23421116
Buy puts the bogs hate your guts

>>23421062
i'm 95% cash and just fucking around on short term bets with the remainder
i think next year is going to prove ackman to be an unintentional prophet

>>23421038

Dunno, my worst case scenario in case the earnings flop is $250 right now. Went from debit call spread to calendar and I'm just siphoning out what I can get back.

>>23421089
GME moon mission

then sell everything to buy puts once it starts crashing

>>23420950
Based

>>23421089
Trump undermines the democracy and the country collapses and reforms under a new constitution. Loyalists and Capitalists get what ever they want. Liberals and Commies get helicopter rides.

>>23421141
If you're not buying now you are an absolute retard. You're going to miss the ride again.

>>23421141
>i'm 95% cash
in other words you're a pussy who'll keep watching on the sidelines

>Tesla earnings coming
Shiiieeet, don't collapse on me

Anyone gonna hold PayPal till Friday? I got options that expire then

>>23421171
lmao homos like you have been saying that america will collapse since its conception.

go move to london you twat

>>23421120
big dick bois buying in I would assume
or retail shorts giving up and covering I dunno man I'm just a retard that bought in because memes

If GME finishes below 14 im gonna do a livestream of me killing myself

>>23421177
What stocks are in your portfolio?

>>23421138
$15 million. That's enough for me, my siblings, and my parents to not have to worry about money. Am working towards this goal but if I can't strike it big in stocks in 10 years time I'll pretty much either be stuck a wageslave till I'm likely almost at the deathbed.

following that stupid whale snap er play was the best my portfolio has done so far. based.

heres the twitter link https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1315706794300366850

>>23420880
Wtf why is oln dumping

>made $30 day trading today
>down almost $700 on my AMD buy and hold

hehe...

28 mins to place your bets

As a noob I fucking suck at exit strategies.
>stop loss triggers and it goes back up
>don't take gains when they are there
What is a good % for a stop loss cause I can't figure it out if they are too tight or too loose. Also how do you decide when to take your gains and when to let it run? Should I just take gains as they come and rebuy the dip in for something that I plan on holding for longer?

i just bought some shares of UAL. how fucked am i?

What's the name of the phenomenon when you buy shit at literally the worst possible fucking time?

>>23421177
i'm out until people like you are out
my guess is some time next year

>>23421234
Stocks that put me at +250% over the last year.

>>23421251
Tesla DOOMP
Chipotle DOOMP

>>23421212
I think that crypto move is so smart I'm probably never selling

>>23421257
>/smg/

>>23421257
fomo?

>reminiscing about when i gambled with SUNW at 1.30 the day before it pumped
this shit is never happening to me again.. is it bros.. i fucked up not buying more

>>23421120
Stuff like this is a very bullish sign.
GME is seriously set to explode to the moon on any news.

>>23421281

>>23421257
buy high sell low

>>23421253
Just kill yourself now

>>23421252
true chad traders dont use stops. have an exit strat before purchase.

I don't go out looking for good shorts. I'm spending my time looking for good longs. I have shorted SPY because I had to. Every bit of logic I had led me to this trade, and I had to do it.... I saw what was coming and I thought it would affect everything.

-Michael Burry, The Big Short Trader,
October 21, 2020

Why have you faggots been sleeping on SNAP???

>>23421311
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23421290
Today alone had ASTC, MRIN, and ISIG. If you look, you'll find something.

SQQQ calls before the election?

>>23421257
I believe it's called Me Buying Stockeroonies

>>23421177
YIKES, big sell signal

>>23421311
did he actually tweet something today

>>23421311
Burry wouldn't use "...." and probably sound way more edgy and crazy than that. Show proof.

>>23421311
when did he short and what did he see coming?

HUGE TIP
NETGEAR EARNINGS REPORT LATER TODAY
IT'S GONNA FUCKING MOON
GO ALL IN NOW

>>23421021
so what happens when this thing inevitably passes? stock market to the moon?

>>23421329
they have been busy with GME

>>23421252
Stop losses are jewish tricks, don't use them unless you are completely unable to watch your stocks for some reason. A good rule for taking profits is: if it's good enough for a screenshot, it's good enough to sell. Other than that just use your own judgement. Feel like a stock has had a few too many green days in a row? Sell a bit, think a stock has been red too many days in a row? Buy a bit.

>>23421354
he said that at some commencement re: housing

>>23421364
Unless its GME because selling now is for smooth brains.

>>23421311
What date were his puts at, I forget

what is this piece of shit market doing

ten minutes until nasdaq goes red and all hell breaks loose

>>23420880
Wtf I why didn’t Logitech gap up last earnings report
It 2x earnings last time this time I don’t buy Logitech and it gaps up on earnings wtf.

>>23421364
i did this with AMD but it went down more today...

>>23421111

GME STAY ABOVE 14 DON'T LET THE SHORTS BRING YOU DOWN FFS YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET GOOD NEWS WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP SHORTING IM GOING INSANE SMG PLEASE MAKE IT STOP I CAN'T TAKE THE MANIPULATION IM GONNA LOSE IT

>>23421404
Stop this

>>23421425
this crab between $14 and $15 is literally making my hair fall out.

FUCKING NI-

fucking NIO i missed the bullrun AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23421407
December 2 are Corsair earnings, I predict some realy good results so get on board while it’s not to late

>>23421252
yesterday I had a stock that was on a gradual upwards trend just suddenly tank in 5 minutes exactly to my stoploss, and then V recovered right back.

FUCKING ALGOS MAN they know. I'm done with stop losses so should you be.

>>23421413
I started averaging into AMD 2 weeks ago. Every single day I buy a bit, and the next day it's lower. It's been this way for 2 weeks. It can't stay like that. That's why you average down. If you are sure a stock will go back up you just keep buying every day the price is lower, it brings your average down so that you will be profiting faster when it goes back up.

why are so many fags buying weekly puts on GME? They really think it's gonna tank back to 12 or 13 by friday?

its ok Nasdaq shhhhhh
just close eyes you had good life time for rest now....

thats good girl... shhh shh shh

>>23421425
I want it to go down below 14 so my covered 13c and cash secured 14p both execute.

>>23421407
>>23421357
same reason netgear is about to explode
this is your chance my dude

>>23421239
I dumped after it hit -3%. At least we can still laugh at SWBI and RGRfags

>>23421311
>have shorted SPY because I had to. Every bit of logic I had led me to this trade
typical bobo
is short the market 100% of the time
happened to be lucky ONCE and got rich

watch 100 year SPY if you want to know the performance of eternal bobo inverse

By the way
>H.C. Wainwright Reiterates Their Buy Rating on Northern Dynasty Minerals (NAK)
>price target of $3.25

it's been weeks since it hasnt dumped into close. this will be red soon

>>23421442
>FUCKING NI-
>NI-
tell us how you really feel

>>23420957
Gamble.

>>23421111
My ball are so full they are fucking aching.

>>23421439
15 MORE MINUTES GME WE ARE ALMOST THERE JUST HANG ABOVE 14 DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM

did GME move yet? nope, going back to bed. fuck mike burry, fuck GME holders and fuck white people

15 minutes before GME closes for the first time above $14

>>23421111
CHECKED. BASED AND COOMPILLED

I sold PLTR, fuck that shit.

>>23421452
i know that's what im doing and i believe in AMD but it sucks being down like 700 buckarinos right now. i'll be full in by 75 if it gets there but man is it gonna suck if it gets there and god forbid it goes lower than that.

just praying for a moon mission on earnings next week tbhwy, or something with big navi. maybe i'll get back to at least break even by christmas who knows, hopefully the election doesn't fuck shit up too much.

>>23421444
checked
i have a couple hundred i may throw at corsair. at first i was confused as to why they would IPO. Then i realized i just upgraded 60% of my pc with corsair parts... DUH. Why wouldnt i buy them.

I got meme'd didn't I. The GME short squeeze was a big fat lie.

>>23421515
That’s a girl

>>23421525
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i19d1QnstsA

>>23421538
Yes, please open shorts so it moons, everyone says you're a reverse indicator, set us free to coom already

>>23421538
dont worry baggie, i just rolled my jan 15 7c into apr 16 15c. im about to get fucking memed on.

>>23421529
i hate pltr, well i just made dumb decisions
very costly, but i will recover

>>23421485

>>23421525
Don't jinx it

>>23421528
>Never had a girl with big tits

GME is the most forgiving stock.
You can buy the top on this day after day and still be green within the week.
What a fucking chad

LET'S CLOSE ABOVE 14
SEND YOUR COOM MAGIC

How'd everyone do?
Lost 6k on ASTC
Made 5k on MRIN
eh

>>23421538
4 to 14 was probably most of the trade

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
AND
FUCK
SHORTS

>>23421251
need lrcx and nvec to make big money

Should I sell SOXL? Down 6% since I bought it over a week ago

>tsla earnings

>>23421602
all the more reason to focus all of your mental energy into making it. because with money, one day, you could.

>>23421444
Checked and fine I will buy some Corsair I have some of their ram in my pc it’s pretty good ram too.

>>23421438
You had your chance to sell. Now, accept your fate

>>23421610
AH FUCK I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>14.05
we really are going to deal with shit when we were just 14.22 just a while ago?

>>23421613
>tfw bought in at 13.81
Fuck

>>23420880
>MFW trying to by KO but the processed orders just won't go through
FUCKING GIMMIE IT AT $50 YOU FUCKING KIKES.

>>23421605
I would love to get my dick sucked by this semen demon. That way she would not be able to talk

>14.03
ahahaha fuck you
come on i just want $14 for the morale boost

LETS GO GME HANG TOUGH KID YOU CAN DO THIS

getting real tired of this end of day sell offs.

>TSLA DOOOOMPING
AAAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>>23421530

>down $1500 from AMD calls
>earnings can't come fast enough to pump my bags and stop me from my death from a thousand theta decaying cuts

Just learn to hedge and make decisions based on the worst case scenario. Everyone knows the best case already.

CLF $8 EOD witness them

>>23421653
sell it wat 20 and call it a big win

>>23421602
>tfw had a big titted girl
>tfw PE led to her ghosting me
shit sucks

I'm going to eat an egg sandwich for dinner.

GME NEEDS OUR ENERGY BOIS \o/
G M E
M
E

More mooning for CRSR tomorrow.

I can't wait for some Sony news to blow the fuck out of these GME Shorts I want to fucken piss on their corpses after they commit suicide

>>23421728
here you go

Who's gonna load up on Netgear before close

>>23421602
Sometimes my GF puts my dick between her tits and moves her tits up and down on it with her hands.

any TSM chads? kind of a no brainer pick imo

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY COOMERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WE MUST CLOSE ABOVE 14

>14.01
14.01
>14.01
14.01
>14.01
14.01
>14.01

>>23421685
it new normal hombre

>>23421741
NO NOT YOU, aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SERIOUSLY WHY CAN'T I BUY A SINGLE FUCKING STOCK OF KO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>23421751
TSM's been a fav of /smg/ since June but it's a buy and forget pick
no point talking much about it, look at it again after 2 years

I lost 8 thousand dollars today

>>23421530
amd is volatile. you need to accept that. or buy a different stock.

>>23421749
then that pic is hella fake

Honestly feel like the market could get ugly even after election. Might not get stimulus at all and the news will move to the truth of the aftermath of the shutdowns. Plus if Trump wins all the leftist will freak the fuck out for 4 more years.

hory shiet we're really gonna lose above 14 lel

>>23421756
>new normal
remove this word from your lexicon immediately

>>23421602
It’s okay Anon, many don’t. But keep working towards it and maybe one day you’ll be able to slide in between a set of heavenly monster milky mammaries and bust loads on her chest.

Nice, I just timed it perfectly and bought 500 more GME at the bottom of that end of day dip.

>>23421747
I'm literally all in
over $120k

OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT GME.

LETS GO COOMERS WE CAN DO IT WE ARE GOING TO DO IT FUCK YES

>>23421774

Any Anons picking up CRSP? was above $100 now its down to the 90's

BY THE POWER OF COOM

>>23421774
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up.

YESS GMEEE YESSS

>14.13
Is it happening bros?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

14.13

>>23421728
GME IS THE BONE OF MY DICK
STEEL ARE MY HANDS
AND BASED ARE MY SHITPOSTS
I HAVE PURCHASED OVER 1000 CALLS
UNKNOWN TO /WSB/
NOR KNOWN TO STOCKTWITS
HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO CREATE MUCH COOM
YET THESE HANDS WILL NEVER SELL ANYTHING
SO AS I COOM
UNLIMITED SQUEEZE WORKS

IM THROWING THE BOMB LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23421790
Don’t stop cooming

>>23421833
G M E
M
E
\o/

>>23421805
anon i went all in too. i hope this tip bro was right and not a con artist

>>23421775
some volatility to the upside would be nice :^)

EAT SHIT SHORTS $14 IS THE NEW FLOOR YOU CAN'T STOP THIS TRAIN ANYMORE

Today fucking sucked balls

>TESLA YUGE BEAT
TESLA YUGE BEAT
>TESLA YUGE BEAT
TESLA YUGE BEAT
>TESLA YUGE BEAT
TESLA YUGE BEAT
>TESLA YUGE BEAT
TESLA YUGE BEAT

HOLY SHIT TRUMP HAS WORKED OUT DEAL WITH PELOSI! STIMULUS INCOMING!!!!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014854
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014854
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014854

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IMMMMMM FUCCCCKKKIINNNGG COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

WE DID IT LADS. 14.11

>>23421861
kinda sad, i wanted to average up one more time for cheap

14.09 AT CLOSE

>>23421790
GME will never rise above 14.10 ever again

>>23421852
>>23421805
>>23421747
My money is all in on GameStop and Corsair but I bought one share for solidarity. Hope you make it bros.

GME HOOOOOOOOLD

>>23421781
she's actually got really nice tits. they probably look small in this pic because the spandex is squeezing them like a sports bra would.

>Pelosi putting out another statement to lead the markets on
Fuck this cunt. We'll be "48 hours away" from a deal until November 3rd.

None of my fucking orders went through lads
I swear if Netgear fucking cooms or KO Cooms
I'm going to kill myself.

Be honest how far will GME take us?

Reposting since no one responded.

How'd everyone do?
Lost 6k on ASTC
Made 5k on MRIN
eh

GOOD JOB GAMERS
WE FUCKING MADE IT

okay haha very funny market, you got me!

you can go up now. jokes over.

>>23421903
realistically 18-22. Hopium is $30. Pure meme magic will be 50+ w/ a squeeze

so that's basically 7 red days in a row

fucking here we go

>>23421905

LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks for the premium, suckers

RC Cola > Pekola

ISIG fucking mooning

>>23421938
they "red days" but we havent gone down at all -_-;

>>23421939
i would use her face like a fleshlight

>>23421905

GME after hours is mooning.

>>23421889

>>23421948
well, it appears I posted on the wrong thread

>>23421939
would join a sex cult for/10

>>23421903
guesstimate $5 billion market cap thanks to the 100% profit margin revenue from MSFT and hopefully SNE too?

$76/share like that. At GME's peak, market cap was like $9.6 billion so it's hardly a comeback yet at that valuation

>>23421905
where do you guys even find these stocks

>>23421482
Y

>>23421960

Don't get your hopes up for a stimulus, retard. Mitch says no stimulus checks

>>23421858
yeah im just saying stuff like that is going to be volatile. it is what it is. good luck.

really youd like to add lower. so its all good.

>>23420880
Stupid green, tomato bitch!

congrats netgear bros

>>23422007
I fucking told you
I fucking told you all

It's not impossible or hard to turn 10k into 100k within 3 years, is it, lads?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.35%, wtf GEO! I uhh guess people aren't liking it ex-div? I don't see any news and earnings are in a week o_O
o...or is it bcuz California passed the act that makes "racially motivated" calls to the police illegal? I'm sure that won't be misused
Another inscrutable, complex day on the indices, no clue. Uhh we closed above yesterday's low I guess?

After weeks of beating myself up every time GME went under 14, I finally sold a few shares yesterday at 14.10. Today I realized I made a huge mistake and was able to buy even more shares than I sold at 14.10, right before the last second pump. Feels incredible. If it opens with a gap up tomorrow I will be cooming on everyone.

>>23422007
LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NTGR did it.

>>23422036
where are we going?

net bros we fucking made it!!!!!!!!!

>>23421939
id start a cult of sons with her, if you know what im saying

what do I get for lunch lads

>>23422028
You did, but I didn't have enough time to actually research it and know if it was a good buy. Oh well, congrats.

>>23422031
Up a tiny 0.50% despite giving up and selling my weeklies on GME too early in the day thanks to NOK

what the FUCK was that last minute rug pull

>>23422007
None of my Processed orders went through I'm so fucking upset.

>>23421903
if dubs, GME rises above 20

>>23421311
>famous last words

>>23422031
I’m up .03% today, could be worse!

>>23422031
bad today, Tootsie roll is down. I bought IFF today

>>23422029
>hard to turn 10k into 100k within 3 years
2020 is the best fucking year to find value picks (just don't get into value traps like airliners or oil)

why do you think we've been cooming over GME since August

>>23422066
basado

>>23422031
Any day that GME goes up is a good day for me

>>23422066
CHECKED

>>23422066

>>23422031
I don't even know if I'm up or down desu, I'm just upset my Netgear and coke orders didn't go through.

> watching TSLA share price ah as a call holder
> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23422049
FUCK. MISSED A PUMP AGAIN. FUCK FUCK

>>23422066

>>23422066
>mfw dubs
>mfw id TIT LATER

TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA

>>23422066
checked

Anyone else buying LVS. I bought LVS calls right before close.

>>23421888
Self check. I think my trips caused the moon ngl

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>23422092
the (You)'s kinda ruin it though

>>23422031
Down 0.12% today. Last few days have been crabby.

OOOOH FUCKETY FUCK FUCK YOU

>>23422031
Flat. Up on silver. Down on Ruger and would have got stopped out if I had a stop loss order set. I really don't want to sell Ruger before their earns on the 28th. Pretty sure they're going to beat. TQQQ flat accounting for after hours.

>>23422066
>triple dubs
Checked

>>23422031
>California passed the act that makes "racially motivated" calls to the police illegal
What the fuck really?
>>23422066
YES

>>23422031

>AMD

I just want the xilinx and stimulus bullshittery over with.

TESLA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
>IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
>IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
>IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
>IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA
>IMAGINE TRYING TO SHORT TESLA

Trading212 spent 15 minutes "processing" my sell order while the stock tanked all the 4% it had gained over evening and I can't even cancel it, still just frozen processing.
WTF are those jews doing with my shares...

>>23422106
Sanpaku eyes

>>23422128
LMAO
M
A
O

>that guy who shorted tesla

hope he was joking

>>23422137
so if there's a pack of wild niggers chimping out what are you supposed to do? take the law into your own hands?

>>23422152
You too lad? I've just been shanked by processed orders too.

>>23422148
HE'LL WHIP OUT HIS TINY COCK AND DUMP 20%

>>23422031
My portfolio has been crabbing all week. Barely worth talking about.

>>23422106
Numbers aren’t even out yet=very bad sign. Battery day had a similar pump before crashing below 400. I’m hopeful and bullish, but nervous at this premature pump.

>>23421939
choose your fighter.

>>23422174
you're supposed to pull down your pants and present your boi pucci for them to take, you bigot!

>>23422174

>>23422174
>"i can't see the people doing it, but somebody is chimping out"

>>23422194
kek I was thinking the exact same thing.

>>23422166
>bought a 3x short etf
>with half my portfolio
WAKE ME UP

GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
>GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
>GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
>GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
>GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS
>GET FUCKED TSLA DOUBTERS

>>23422174
If you live in California we have to accept the predicate that you are a sub-human, so I don't really care what they do.

>TSLA
Even Nio is crabbing up a little

>0.20 beat equals a 4% move
I own 0 TSLA but this is absurd

>>23422174
It's California, you're supposed to thank them for showing how empowered they are

>>23422128
Nice. Good earns this week should help keep indexes in crab instead of lazy red slide going in to election. Maybe get market to stop obsessing over the stimulus negotiations.

>>23422031
Down 1%, big yikes as it was only CRSR and NVDA resisting the red wave. My bois AMD and TSLA are getting majorly wasted today. Ah well, I can wait for their recovery.

>>23422194
Both halves of her face are just different kinds of crazy.

>>23422081
Lotta decliners across the board, strange day. I've kinda given up predicting what's gonna happen until the election >_<
>>23422154
beyond sanpaku, she's got the whites above AND below. Daily reminder NXIVM held patents for what's essentially privatized MKULTRA, and the Bronfman family is tied both to spooky new-age NGOs and international ayahuasca trafficking o_o

>>23422227
tsla is always absurd. thats why i would never short it.

SEND HELP

>>23422137
>be nigger
>steal and rape because no one is allowed to call the police
uhh uhh ehhhhhh aha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhahahahahh l

>>23422099
"time in market is better than timing the market"
- some snobby trader

>>23422208

>>23422267

>>23422178
Yea, with a large part of my savings trapped in it because "it's all good, I'll just sell before close".
Fuck fuck fuck.

I've been away for over a month, glad to see TSLA is still BTFOing /biz/lets.
>>23422227
Look at the cash flow, they're growing as fast as possible, building two new factories, and they still have 14 billion in reserves. Their battery storage deployment literally just doubled.

>>23422289
its been happening for awhile.

>>23422196

I wonder how the black shortseller with TSLA price target at $30 feels right now

>>23422347
>>23422347
>>23422347
>>23422347
/thread

>>23422267
maybe elon will say something dumb

Why is LRCX going down?

>>23422267
you did not really buy that anon did you?

>>23422267
LMAO, this better be bait.

>>23422303
this picture doesnt make sense

hes holding a glock and glocks are plastic

>>23421357
>>23421469
>>23422044
checked. how much further is this shit going?