/biz/ - Business & Finance

lol gottem

>>23413848
I woke up at 6am because I had to poop. I’ll make up for it with a two hour nap after lunch. Wagie life a shit

>>23413922
Wagies literally train themselves to poop and sleep at unnatural times to not "interfere" with ((((₩○RK))))

I am a valued member of society.
YOU are a parasite.

>>23413848

i had to wake up today at 8:15am because they were shutting the water off at the street from 8:30am until the afternoon. it was hell, no idea how the wagies do it.

drive to work 30 min
work + lunch 8.5 hours
drive back 30 min
almost 10 hours. I wouldn't do anything productive anyway.

>>23413848
dont be mean to wagies, some of them are okay.

>>23414020
YEAH SURE DUDE (AHAHAHAAH)
KEEP KILLING YOURSELF AT WORK DUDE (AHAHAHAHA)
MY EQUITY INVESTMENTS WON'T GROW IN VALUE BY THEMSELVES (AHAHAHAHA)
SOMEONE HAS TO FUEL THEM (AHAHAHAHA)

>>23414020
Is that what your boss tells you?

>>23414045
im not a wagie but most of the trannies on this board act like the 10 hours they spend dildoing their assholes in fursuits is better spent than mild socializing and occasionally interesting happenings in an office

>>23414175
dildoing your asshole all day long is genuinely better than getting raped by your boss and colleagues

OP is likely trolling

But anyway here's my cope
>80k wfh sales gig
>bought house from boomer dad
>rent out 2 of 4 rooms work in one sleep in one
>collect more rent than my mortgage
>after bills basically break even
>live for free/ build equity
>still have a stressful job
>>tfw sexy manager I get browbeat by and complain to

It's not all so bad bros, unless you have to wear a mask at work kek get fucked

>>23414020
>mad that <<<<she>>>> has to work so hard!!! No one else is working so hard!!!
>everyone is a parasite except me! Why doesnt anyone get it!!!

>>23414239
no its not because one will have your body and soul being ripped apart molecule by molecule and put back together over and over again in hell

>>23414020

>he fell for the work meme

>>23414175

WTF. No it's not.

wagies work from home now, like us neets

>>23414020
>I am a valued member of society

I bet all the rich people value you a lot. Or is it just the other wagie idiots?

>>23413848
wagie here working from home never leaving my room. update your shitposting you poor neet.

>>23414020
>I am a valued member of society.

Whenever I'm out of a job I usually spend my days thinking about blowing my brains out and shitposting while me and my girlfriend slowly drift away. Whenever I have a job I have money and healthy relationships, although I'm tired alot.

>>23414441
fellow "work" from home here, never been comfier

>>23414469

What's wrong with you dude. The hell...

>>23414516
Out of the job means he still knows the misery will return and he counts the days to go hack to the cagie

>>23414469
>I need to be a slave to function properly and for my gf to lub me
wagie life is fucking depressing lmao. these are the people that kikes rely on for all their dirty work, these peons unironically love working

>>23414020
>I am a valued member of society.

>>23414451
You're still a slave, depending on someone (a boss, a master as they said in ancient times) to be able to live. You need to do everything he tells you or he will FIRE you, which is equivalent to DEATH in wagie dimension.
I'm totally FREE, nobody tells me what to do. My equity portfolio is FUELED by people like you, slaving their life away. I'M your OWNER.

>I am a valued member of society >>23414020

>>23414565
was meant for >>23414441

>>23413848
I run a one man consultancy company. Get paid $180k a year in retainers and do maybe 10 hours a week of work. Woke up today at 11am. Fucking love this shit.

>>23414020
this

>>23414140
cope
>>23414158
cope
>>23414304
cope
>>23414341
cope
>>23414414
cope
>>23414451
cope
>>23414555
chekt + cope
>>23414608
cope

>>23413848
How fat are you?

Wagie reporting. Heading off to warehouse.

>>23414798
mush wagie mush

>>23413848
based and lmaopilled

>>23414784
how old are you. if you say 30s, then BS.

>>23414879
I'm 35. And I meant £180k per year not $180k.If you think it's BS I'm flattered anonymous internet person.

>>23414565
seems like you re genuinely trying to convice yourself of that, rather than someone else
ultimate cope

>>23414020
Dance for me wagie.

>>23414020
Good goy

>>23414020
>society

>>23414020
An increasingly dystopian shithole you mean.

>>23414469
>ive been thoroughly conditioned by the world to believe that my only value as a human being is to function as a work horse

>>23414020

>>23414784
Consultancy is mostly bs correct? Do you have a basic rundown on how to do it if you have a specialized degree?

>>23415203
I don't have a specialised degree, I just worked hard and built up a client list / industry knowledge to the point where I can very comfortably coast while being good at my job.

Consultancy isn't BS. I do valuable work for my clients and help them commercialise their products.

>>23415300
what sector?

>>23415300
>>23414784
100% based and freedompilled. I hope I'll be like you in the future.

>>23415334
Specialty chemicals / advanced materials
>>23415341
Took a big risk leaving a well paid job in finance to do this but damn it's good to not have to commute and work for myself.

>>23413848
I wake up at 4:30am actually..

nigger

>>23413848
fuck you faggot. post bull run ill make it out of the cage regardless ... alls i need is 30k min and im fucking out this bitch

https://youtu.be/nj-_YSi0Hxw

>>23414565
yeah i'm totally a slave as i manipulate some greedy kikes into paying me a full time salary for doing minimal work...you have it backwards you poor incel neet

>>23414502

>>23414784
I am also working on trying to make this happen.
Have to find a new job though because mine won't let me work on side businesses in the same field. Lol

>>23413848
The idea of work as a noble thing is modern
The ancient Greeks regarded working for others as a curse
Read The Ancient World at Work by Mosse

>>23414380
kys faggot

>>23414020
>I am a valued
what's your net worth?

>>23415300
>>23415435
lol at anyone believing this

consultancy can pay well but not at 35 without a specialized degree

>>23417767
Not when you have your own business. When you run your own consultancy you can charge people at least $100-150/hr.
And if you offer it as a subscription service like he does then you can charge them even if you didn't do any work on a particular month.

source plz

I got a house from my grandma and won the bitcoin lottery because I mined doge with pic related some years ago.

Imagine waging lmao

I've studied comp sci tho because doing nothing is lame

>>23413848
>Wagies are actually waking up EVERYDAY at 7am to go to work.
>They don't go back home before 6pm
Is this real???
Someone pls confirm google doesn't give any answer sounds too stupid to be true

>>23414254
Yeah too bad that equity is going to be wiped out in the deflationary collapse soon. Hope you got gold and silver

>>23414020
Of you died today how fast/easily would your boss replace you?
You’re not as valuable as you think

>>23413848
>>23414020
why make fun of your brothers in the wagecage? why not make a chainlink shill thread instead?

>>23413848
Delete

>>23414311
does the german shepherd that regularly fucks me have to suffer the same fate? because that fucking sucks, everything in existence sucks

>>23420544


Respect, anon

This is the way.

>>23414784
how did you find clients? i've specialised as a developer but don't fucking know how to get clients (will not go on upwork). I've been working for 4 years and have a blog which gets decent traffic for the small amt of articles it has. I like what I do but i fucking hate the 9-5

>>23413848
i wake up at 5am

>wake up at crack of noon
>shitpost on /biz/
>practice piano/guitar
>go play music for cash
>never report income
>always make less than 40k/year on paper
>constantly trade cryptocurrencies, never gain above 30k in profits
>never pay taxes because taxman thinks your too poor

it really is that easy to NEET and be happy kek

>>23417512
Imagine being a kike. It must be horrible.

>>23418321
What's the thing that looks like a tin taped to an upside down bucket?

I get paid 190k TC to sit at home and do nothing now. When covid is over you will be right though.

>>23421052
>never pay taxes because taxman thinks your too poor
because you are poor

>>23421391

yep, my 210.432 BTC, 502.456 ETH, and 10,031.246 LINK stacks say I'm ngmi

>>23414311
>still believing lurid fantasies that arise from the inability to cope with uncertainty

>>23421712
Nice larp lol try posting an image next time

>>23414020
>valued member of society
>substituted by a machine or AI

>>23414027
brutal

>>23414175
>act like the 10 hours they spend dildoing their assholes in fursuits is better spent than mild socializing and occasionally interesting happenings in an office
It's a more productive way to spend your time than wage slaving at some shit job where you get fucked in the ass by your boss all day long.