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claim haircomb using btc on bitcoin chain

>>23407491
Hold, genius

Sell it and buy link

>>23407491
sell

Sell

claim comb using btc on bitcoin chain

>>23407491
You'll know when it's time to sell but i wouldn't jump out of this uptrend just yet

>>23407491
sell
link is at the bottom while btc is at the top
you do the math

claim hair comb

margin short 125x

>>23407491
sell sell sell

Sell

>>23407533
tf is that

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>>23407573
i made it through the second sentence, then I stopped.
How far did everyone else make it?

Sell it u cuck check em

>>23407491
Sell

>>23407530
unironically based
ETH lagging as well

Sell

buy more anon it is the king krypto

>>23407491
>hodl
kys redditfag

sell for link

Sell

>>23407491
buy more

Hodl them, there is still time to go

>>23407491
hodl forever

buy, wait for a dip, then sell.

>>23407961
Until the end of the first sentence

The ppl saying sell is the ppl bagholding alts, even link is a shit coin when btc moves.

4chan pajeets have no idea how to maintain there stack by always locking it into btc.

>>23410077
Checked

>>23407961
Read the last sentence

>lost 13 iq