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IM GONNA BE 40 IN A MONTH AND ONLY HAVE 100K NET WORTH AND WORK A JOB THAT IS LITERAL WAGIE HELL GIVE ME 3 COINS THAT WILL 100X IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS OR I WILL USE MY OCCULT POWERS TO TURN THE GOLDEN BULL RUN INTO THE GOLDEN BEAR RUN JUST TRY ME FAGGOTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23406523

haircomb token on the bitcoin chain

>> No.23406547

Check out Kambria. It’s at the perfect price to accumulate before a big pump. Add to that the fact it’s one of the most legit projects on the market rn. There’s also a token burn in January.

This play is a no brainer, thank me later.

>> No.23406554
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23406554

>browses 4chan for 17 years
>doesn't think to do literally anything else with his life

Why do I know that you were posting "I'm almost 30 and still a NEETvirgin" threads 10 years ago?

>> No.23406574

>>23406516
why don't you just use your occult powers to pump your bags?

>> No.23406606

If I don’t have a million dollars by the time I’m 30 I will turn gay

>> No.23406610

>>23406574
Its a joke that shit is a meme why do u think Crowley died penniless despite his celebrity and huge inheritance

>> No.23406630

>>23406610
well you certainly won't summon any cute succubi with that attitude

>> No.23406862

>be 40
>have overhanging stomach
>wrinkles around the eyes are as deep as the hole in your heart
>no kids
>didnt want them anyway
>cant get intoxicated because even if you manage not to fall asleep first you feel like death
>relived the same daily routine for 20 years
>20 more incoming
>bepositive.png

>> No.23406877

>>23406516
Bitcoin
Bitcoin
Annnnnnd
Bitcoin

>> No.23406886

Statera (STA)

>> No.23406887

>>23406516
lmao

>> No.23406896
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23406896

>>23406516
BOOBA.FINANCE

>> No.23406906

>>23406516
Lmao 100k is plenty. Just quit your job bro.

What are you, scared? Nobody ever got rich being a pussy bitch.

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23406952

Still hasn't taken the comfy making it pill.

>> No.23407003

>>23406516
>1. Ignore STA shills, biggest copers on the planet. All intentional scammers, or low-iq who don't realize they are being scammed.
>2. PNK is lowest risk/highest reward which will almost certainly 10x by EOY and 100x within a year.
>3. LINK will almost certainly do a 10x within the year and possibly 100x within 3-5 years, depending on the market. It is a safe and stable hold (in the context of crypto and the overall investment market).
>4. Don't chase shitcoins and obvious rugpulls. Invest in above solid fundamentals for guaranteed games. DCA in and time buys and sells with market sentiment, which should show whether it is undervalued for the present date or not.
>5. Make sure to get in PNK under 10c. You had a week to buy at 5c.

>> No.23407047

>>23406516
buccv2

>> No.23407139

With the surge in BTC, REN is really a no brainer.

>> No.23407152

>>23406516
3x ampl

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23407306

>>23406516
Congrats you're in the top like 10% of the world.

Now, look into and read about Union / wait for UNN whitepaper.

>> No.23407315

>>23406896
This