/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23403084

Why get married in the first place if you have to jump through all those hurdles?

>>23403084
They find some receipts ororder history or talk to pawn/coin shops in the area and find out if you bought any with all the money you liquidated and they use that vs your silence tofind you guilty of perjury and fraud.

>>23403084
Explain your pseudo virginess.

>>23403221
he fucked a prostitute but hasn't actually had real sex

>>23403178
Sounds legit. Why are women so evil bros?

But another question: what if your purchase of items took place in a different country? Like, all the pawn shops or drugs you bought or whatever are stashed away somewhere in Brazil or something? Could they really prosecute you just because your money disappeared one day and you don't want to talk about it? That seems incredibly unconstitutional.

>>23403239
Holy shit anon you guessed perfectly (except it's more like 8 or 9). You too?

>>23403221
I consider myself a pseudo virgin. I've fucked close to 20 women but they were all paid by me or fucked me for free but used to sell their pussy. Thai hookers

>>23403269
>>23403239
Bros what the fuck this is the only board where I've met other people with the exact same specific circumstances as myself. Should I come to /biz/ more often? I feel like I'm at home.

>>23403178
>withdraw funds
>give funds to friend or family member
>they buy the goods

voila

>>23403263
nah i have never touched a pussy

>>23403316
Pimp or vicar, you're paying someone bud. Don't be too hard on yourself.

>>23403375
You're not really missing out. Hookers always push your hand away anyway. I have only touched pussies with my dick but never my hands, except briefly before they push it away.

>>23403084
a divorce court judge will ask where the fuck all your wealth went and if you have a bullshit answer he won't believe you.

>>23403414
What's stopping you from just saying "It's personal and I would rather not discuss it"? Can they force you to tell them?

>>23403402
that is sad and probably means something that they're ok with your dick but not your hand but i'm too tired to figure it out

>>23403084
Why wouldnt you just buy bitcoin and not tell your wife about it, much easier

>>23403084
Get a prenuptual agreement.

>>23403451
Yeah I forget to cut my nails a lot, I'll admit.

>>23403445
You can always say "Um, please discuss these matters with my lawyer." But we aren't lawyers or judges anon we're crypto enthusiasts. A woman wouldn't be able to get my wealth in a divorce since it's spread between a bunch of different wallets and I only report a fraction of them to the government.

>>23403479
no i mean they probably see touching their pussy with your hand as too intimate and are trying to keep the engagement impersonal so they don't form any emotional connections

>>23403243
>>23403445
It comes down to whether a jury believes it, and they probably wouldn't believe you just sold everything and immediately lost it all.

You niggers are retarded. To avoid paying a bitch out when you get a divorce, you just grab her by the neck and show her that if she even tries to milk a cent out of you, she's fucking dead.

>>23403514
Ah, that too maybe. God I wish I had money. I haven't seen a prozzy in like a year now.
>>23403529
Believes what though? What if you just refuse to disclose what happened to it? How could they force you to tell them what you did with it?

>>23403445
it's not "personal" because your wife is divorcing you and trying to claim 50% of your money, and where your wealth is is obviously relevant.

>>23403592
They throw you in jail for non-compliance. If it's known you have money, there's nothing you can do

>>23403694
That's literally in violation of the fifth amendment though, that's identical to asking you to incriminate yourself.

>>23403743
Welcome to family court anon.
You having x money, and then "loosing" it isn't an acceptable answer

>>23403865
God I hate Jews.

>>23403927
Shoulda not knocked up a prostitute. Only have yourself to blame. Think of the children anon.
Should a dumbass child suffer for your miserly ways?

Here's a tip, don't get married.

It's that simple folks.

who do we have to throw into unmarked graves to undo this mess
they’re people, they have to have names and addresses

>>23403968
But what if my family and coworkers think I'm a weirdo or gay?

>>23403694
I ain’t a lawfag but that don’t sound correct

>>23404015
We're all faggots here, anon.

>>23404033
welcome to family court anon. what you had when you were a couple making a baby matters as far as child support goes. Don't want lil anon to miss out on being able to do sports, do you??

>>23404015
they already think that anon

why not just buy monero or some other privacy shit?

>>23403968
In Canada you can be ordered to pay alimony if you lived with someone for 3 years. You can be ordered to pay child support if you acted as a "father figure" to someone else's kid.

>>23404649
>mfw child support is intended to stop well intended men from starting families or supporting trashed children that would otherwise become degenerates

>>23403375
You did when you were born.

>>23404649

Sources please.

>>23403084
This saved my arse in a divorce, she got the house and money but I got away with £40,000 in physical gold. It got me started again.

>>23403402
the trick is to pay regular women to have sex with you instead of ordering professionals, last whore i fucked let me eat her out and came so hard she was twitching

>>23404840
A woman in the UK got half a mans money even though they never lived together. Another came back to court 20 years after the divorce because he had done well for himself and got more money.

>>23404649
no fucking way
that's absurd

>>23403084
Buy Gold in the form of coins which are legal tender in your country through some means which doesn't leave behind any paper trail. When the divorce comes report the coins at their face value with no mention of their Gold content. If you want some extra security, you might want to trade them for cash at face value with a close friend. All of this is should be legal in the US due to the wording of the law regarding the coins' legal tender status, but you may want to seek actual legal advice if you ever attempt this. I also don't know if this is legal in other Countries.

>>23403402
why do they do that?

It would be cheaper and easier to kill your wife than to lose 50% of your fortune. Just go on a vacation and drown her in a boating accident

>>23404997
This is common now in many western countries, in the UK and Ireland a woman can get half your shit after a few years even if not married.

>>23405152
I've heard about the cohabitation laws, but government enforced cucking with child support is on another level.

>>23404972

No I'm talking about those. But the fact that being a father-figure in place of those children. That actually makes me more skiddish than anything.

>>23405174
Plenty countries now dna testing is even illegal.

>>23403243
Go blow it on dick enlargement.

>>23405257
what kind of hellworld is this? Who in their right mind thinks this is reasonable?
is this what happens when you give women legislative power?

>>23403084
You just acknowledged that you’re fucked if there’s a divorce. Why sign the governmental marriage certificate then? Do you really think signing a piece of paper enhances your marriage? Go to church and say yours vows in front of a priest. Done.

>>23403865
> this divorce proceeding has put me in a state of mental distress and I spent it on a drug and hooker binge.

>>23403998
Whoever is trying to divorce you i guess.

>>23405320
Yes, this is exactly what happens when you give women power. Here in the UK the charity womens aid is practically making legislation, judges just do whatever they want. I am awaiting trial right now for domestic abuse for leaving my ex a note telling her to get help with her drinking then contacting social work to tell them she was drinking again to protect my child, ex is an alcoholic.

>>23405663
sorry to hear that fren, sounds pretty fucked

>>23405675
Hopefully will be found not guilty but it is pozzed as fuck.

>>23405494

>>23404649
>>23404840
>>23404766
You don't even need to have a child together, or even be LIVING together. See: >>23405921

>>23403243
>Why are women so evil bros?
Women aren't evil, the laws are. You'd be corrupted by the ring of Sauron too if you had the ability to take half of another human being's wealth _and_ future income and be told by society that you deserved it. You wouldn't even work to keep your marriage together because you could always exit scam.

>>23406142
Exactly, they are like spoiled chilfren. The evil comes from man hating lesbians running charities like womens aid lobbying government.

>>23404833
Nope! I was a sezarian (or however it is spelt, mobile posting now)

>>23403353
if you can convince a lawyer to make the purchase for you, that might be good

>>23406256
Caesarean. Like the roman dictator.

>>23403084
They'd still likely confiscate/divide it up.

Ideally, you could just make large donations to "friends 'charity' organizations".

>>23403353
IIRC this can actually get your family members in trouble too. The intent is still there and the cross examination in front of the judge/jury could be a dead giveaway for the plantiff (the wife in this case).

>>23404877
>the trick is to pay regular women to have sex with you
How do you even do this?

>>23404015
Imagine caring what other people think.

>>23405921
In my opinion it wouldn't even be amoral for that man to have that cunt killed. She deserves it.