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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

DIX:
40.4% -> 41.1%

GEX:
1.18B -> 1.92B

Circuit Breaker This week

What's happening

DOMP EET

fuck drumpf, vote biden for gibs and mooning stonks

I'm just going to hold and try not to look at my portfolio anymore. I was finally coming up out of the $800 hole that September put me into, but these last couple days fucked me almost back to that. I have $100 of buying power left because I've been averaging into "solid" stuff for a couple weeks but oh well fuck me for trying

Anyone else have a similar portfolio? What's your plan?

> 25% TSLA
> 25% UPS
> 25% TSM
> 10% GME
> 10% TQQQ
> 5% ETSY

>>23399178
Sleep paralysis is literally demons. Cry out to Jesus for help next time. The episode will end and you will learn the Truth. Good luck.

What's a better short?
NAK
GME

I can't decide.

Its gonna fucking pump

>>23400280
Just buy index funds retard you're holding garbage.

>>23400280
Aapl, tsla, amzn is all you need.

I fucked up big time. Should I cut losses now?

>>23400285
Short GME

>>23400306
>Short GME
That seems like a good idea

>>23400215
What dis mean?

Take loss or hold? Yes I'm a retard I know don't worry.

2.4M SPY SHARES SOLD AT BID AH
>2.4M SPY SHARES SOLD AT BID AH
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>2.4M SPY SHARES SOLD AT BID AH

Theoretically, if GME shorts wanted to cover, couldn't they just cut losses bit by bit instead of having to buy back all the shares at once? The only problems I can think of is other HF seeing these moves and fucking them over by buying back all their shares outright.

You will never find a qtpie GF as pure as GMEs after hours market manipulation.

>>23400239
Looks like he's in talks with bloomberg. Lmao no thanks. Enjoy your liberal trashcan retard.

>>23400258
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN (BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

>>23400338
the problem is, a hedge fund answers to their investors
it's easy to justify shorting all retail like Melvin Capital did

but buying Gamestop? how do you justify buying Gamestop to your clients??

>>23400345
as an expert in gothic churches i can tell that's tarragona, spain
as an expert in traps i can tell you that there's no biological woman in the picture

Try it https://twitter.com/TimviOfficial/status/1311772800009502720

Press F to pay respect to those who bought NFLX calls for earnings

>>23400280
I’m like
40% TSLA
40% FNGU
15% TQQQ
5% BTC

>>23400366
>how do you justify buying Gamestop to your clients??

I'm sure they're having some poor IB intern scrounging this thread to make a powerpoint for the shareholders :^)

>>23400378
*spits* thats what they get for betting on pedophiles.
FNGU is going to get destroyed trumps next term since its basically a collection of evil tech companies.

>>23400373
rite cause stock photo image companies are taking pics of traps now, right anon

you have a dire case of coombrain

>>23400378
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Yo anons any pink sheet stocks that you think would be worth it? Have you guys looked into anything like Nano-dimension, Drone canada, or Krarken.

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>>23400425
cope

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>>23400332
So line go down?

>HTZ stocktwits
copin!

>musk memeing about a strictly controlled FSD "beta" months after they had to start rewriting the code because Waymo literally has robotaxis right now and GM is not far behind
I can feel the death knell coming. It'll start with trying to push TSLA as a battery company instead of a car company.

>>23400430
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>>23400373
I’m buying those tincture drops you sent me info about. Just been in a who cares nothing matters funk. I’ll explode out of it and never look back. I’m on the brink of something great.

>>23400482
he doesnt need my dono because hes going to landslide you seething false flag nigger

>>23400417
perhaps, but google, amazon, microsoft, and apple, are safe big-tech bets going forward. netflix/facebook have much smaller moats around their business model, relatively speaking.

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>>23400366
>>23400338
The person who shorts first will suffer less than the person who shorts last.
It will be a fucken race once someone breaks down.
No one wants to buy the top.

After further analysis, I don't think I'm actually fucked. I'll still lose on the snap calendar I had but netflix is, funnily enough, still profitable for me as long as it doesn't tank further tomorrow.

also put on a UPS calendar today as well, should play nicer since there's more time before ER. Updated my book too.

>>23400519
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Guys no shit I was just driving home from work and I was passed by a police motorcade with around 25 cop cars and maybe 6 armored SUVs with mirrored windows.
Is this bullish?

>>23400500
Google = no
Amazon = no
Microsoft = fuck yes
Apple = maybe
Netflix = no
Facebook = fuck no

>>23400280
>25% TSLA
>>23400297
>tsla
>>23400380
>40% TSLA


Just how big are each of your portfolios that you're not terrified of being in TSLA? Not holding TSLA at the moment as I got out profitable. Feels comfy not sitting terrified over the weekend.

I wish there was a way to contact Gamestop during a shareholder meeting and ask them about the fucken manipulation of their stock. Their stock won't be allowed to skyrocket until they shake off these parasitic shorts.
They must be preparing to blow them the fuck out.

>>23400525
Bullish for GME

>>23400525
yes

Any thoughts on MSFT mentioning GME during their earnings report next Tuesday?

RKT looks like a bargain right now. Whats the catch here?

>>23400548
>made money on long positions
>made money lending to shorts
>making money of lending fees keeping shorts in the game

all according to plan anon

considering buying into amd, maybe shorting twitter for when big tech gets slapped. Any thoughts?

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What are the best clean energy stocks to buy if Biden wins?

you know he’s gonna pump that sector

btw I seriously hope you guys loaded up on PM calls today

GME bros, what is this pattern called?

>>23400548
Was in GME but most of their management seems utterly uninterested in anything but screwing over customers and being lazy for anything else about the company.
>opening video game boxes
>removing actual items from the box and throwing the item away
>ignoring shorts
>ignoring buybacks

Get the feeling theyll ignore Cohen too. They seem utterly bent on destroying the company and coasting on their high incomes which is what turned me off from the stock.

Could keep pumping but Im out at this point.

>>23400600
EXC and DUK for me.
Biden will lose though.

>>23400610
that’s called a ticker

>>23400610
The prickly stegosaurus

>>23400548
as much as i'd love a quick squeeze, they dont have to care, im sure they're fine being able to do share buybacks with it still being fundamentally undervalued
what do they have to fear? balance sheet is healthy and lifeline from MSFT, and they don't benefit from an infinite squeeze

definitely buying married puts before Q3 to hedge

>>23400617
You were clearly never in it to begin with anon, kek

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>>23400654
Go to your meds Schizzo

>>23400630
It isn't really about the squeeze, its about the huge amount of bad press Shorts are paying to put out on GME.
There is a mountain of FUDing being done against this stock, and I'd say they'd take it a step further and start to sabotage their plans. I'm not joking because shorts do this all the time when they get in too deep.
They need to get this over with like pulling off a Band-Aid.

>>23400617
>opening video game boxes
>removing actual items from the box and throwing the item away
they're going to stop gutting games, some employees were actually pissed about that for some reason??? something about how logistics are changing

as for share buybacks, we'll find out if they did share buybacks on the Q2 dip on Q3. There were some suspect buys right after Q2. I'm sure we'll find out later in hindsight if this was all planned in advance, Cohen's been holding his first batch of GME since 2019

>>23400654
Based

>>23400634
Have moved on to other things at this point, was just voicing my complaints about gme management.

No need to act like the perma bulls who think stocks only go up and get left holding TQQQ bags from $160+.

STIFF GREEN FUTURES OPEN

What were futures like during the crash? Will we ever see an instant 1% drop?

>>23400461
really want to creampie a big titted milf

>>23400687
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>>23400679
GME is valued at bankruptcy at $12-$13.
There is no way you're this retarded anon.

>>23400519
You’re selling naked calls doing these calendars? That’s going to hurt on snap, your premium + your gain on long option - being exercised or buying back the call = not looking good

>>23400689
Futures during crashes are wild. Big swings all over the place, overnight has worse correlation with market hours than normal (meaning you really dunno what's going to happen), and multi-percent moves.

Why would they even think this after Obama's record with drones?

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>>23400714
Not sure but I'm a little temped by the cheapies.

>>23400610
the consolidate before mooning pattern

>>23400714
>Think
You're assuming these people think

>>23400714
They believe what the DNC says at face-value.
If America lowers its defense budget, the military will stage a coup against Biden.

>>23400734
>>23400733
>>23400732
coping anti trump tranners

What should I buy for my ROTH IRA that is more than +8%/yr?

>>23400744
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>>23400610
That's a Bart pattern.

>>23400531
I have around $4000 total invested, so around $1000 in TSLA. I'm long term bullish on Tesla as a company so I'm not too worried about it

>>23400744
Tqqq/soxl

GAME STOPPED

Anybody still use the smg patented bunny ears pattern?

I bought ASTC after hours for $3.05
It's currently $5+ after hours
I'm cumming

>>23400186
Uh oh spaghettibros?

>>23400712
Ok good to know. I pay 0 attention to futures outside of market hours cause there is literally not enough buying power to see the moves we see during market hours. I think circuit breakers for SPY are 7% or something and that would be terrifying to see a drop like that.

>>23400738
I'm voting biden just because of you

>>23400600
>TAN #1
>ICLN #2

GME not updating

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>23400714
Pro investor equation:

(( - (strength out of ten of the headline on the sotck) / (ratio of institutional ownership) ) * (how well known it is out of ten) * (number of retarded stocktiwits post on it per day) = amount of shares you should buy long or short, depending on if sign is negative or positive

~ multiply by 100 if kramer covers it and tells you do to the opposite of your equation result

>>23400844
>>23400846
its called after hours quotes

>>23400825
>I think circuit breakers for SPY are 7% or something and that would be terrifying to see a drop like that.
It is but there's a shiny side to that coin. You probably will lose money on the initial drop before you can exit but you also know that when index drops that hard there will be a time in near future to make massive gains on bounce longs. The main thing I fear with index trades is extended crab for months.

>>23400844
Its AH chill

Is Nintendo a buy still even though it's at a near all-time high?

I feel they haven't made a decent game for the switch in forever and they have no hype and once the switch dies they won't have success in the future. But I feel they are worth about 100 billion in a worst case buyout scenario by Microsoft for their ips and back catalogue for a Netflix type of streaming service.

>>23400808
Yes I still check the vix during volatile periods to see if the bunny ears form.

>>23400891
>buyout scenario
you're out of your fucking mind if you think nintendo's getting sold

aapl a good buy if dips before earnings?

>>23400891
They can just remaster their entire SNES catalogue for the Switch and earn trillions.

ASTC holy fuck

Could TQQQ just go to $1000 already? We all know it's finna happen, so let's just cut the foreplay and go straight to it.

>>23400366
>how do you justify buying Gamestop to your clients??
Yeah that's a tough conference call to have

>>23400529
>Microsoft = fuck yes
found the poo

>PLTR
>buy now!
>Peter Theil is green and moneypilled
What happened with this? Glad I haven’t bought any

>>23400911
I have never seen +200% after hours. This is ridiculous.

>>23400891
They survived the disaster that was the Wii U, and they will be swimming in Switch cash for years to come. Get real

>>23400960
Just a quick pump and dump from some asshole.

>>23400935
AYE YO HOL UP

Why, yes, I did just start trading options. How could you tell?

I just put $1000 in index funds in my roth ira. What else should I buy for the long hodl?

Does anyone know of any bought and paid for entry level jorno stock shills we can use to identify whales about to make moves? Like who consistently fud or shill for the same funds right b4 a pump of dump? The kind kramer talks about in that vid on manipulation

>>23400902
When the other option is bankruptcy they will. They came pretty close after the gamecube era.

>>23400960
It's a DPO not an IPO so the shares get dumped directly onto the market by insiders. When that process is done it will go up. Till then it's gonna keep getting pulled down when insiders are actively dumping.

>>23400968
Dude its fucking almost 300% now
This is why:
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/astrotech-subsidiary-cleveland-clinic-partner-200000167.html

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>>23400982
Bro, you're supposed to do GME $50 April calls...

>ADHD zoomers selling WKHS at a loss to FOMO into GM for their reveal
>Selling GM at a loss tomorrow when it dumps
>tfw

>>23400990
so when is it safe to think about buying? I usually trust Theil related stuff to go to the moon

>>23401002
I know why, I bought that shit like 2 hours ago when that news dropped.
I'm already up 10k+.

>>23400960
It was already valued to meme levels before IPO.

>>23401034
I'm FOMOing in with 5k right now wish me luck bro

>>23400960
>>23401032
STOP WRITING THEIL IT'S THIEL YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>23401047
I feel like its going to 10 dollars at the very least.

We are gonna make it bro.

Is NIO gonna get squeezed?

>Only looking at this chart, what does your instinct tell you will happen next?

>>23400306
kek

Uber and pinterest are looking lit right now family

>>23400689
>>23400825
if it makes you feel any better, we're not seeing circuit breakers again any time soon. circuit breakers basically never happen except when the literal apocalypse is being priced in, in the past 20 years that's been 2008 (everyone thought the entire world economy was going to fall like a house of cards and everyone would be homeless) and 2020 covid (literal pandemic plague gonna kill everybody, whole world is infected, shutdowns, etc).

bobos are really annoying because they don't understand historically how fucking rare this shit is. just read this to understand: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/circuitbreaker.asp

they basically never happen. but yeah if they ever do i'm immediately liquidating everything, but that would imply another end-of-the-world event was occurring. maybe you'll get lucky if civil war 2.0 happens but it's extremely unlikely.

>>23401034
How do you find these little breadcrumbs?

>>23401065
Stonks only go up.

>>23400953
I’ve been called a poo so many times after shilling GME at $7 I’m starting to lose my fucken mind.
MS is the most accurately valued on the list.

>>23401100
Accident.
I was randomly going through stocktwits and yahoo stocks. I looked through the trending stocks' conversations and stocktwits and eventually found that ticker and its news.

>>23401065
Potential cup and handle on right side desu

If it completes, up

Otherwise, down to support

>>23401065
It's gonna go green cause every time it spends a while on red bars it turns into green bars, then back into red after a while, but I see more green than red.

>>23401103
Go the fuck back.

You are not wanted or welcome here.

>>23401065
Bounce off 3400 or continue downwards to test 3200 support

>>23401065
consolidation followed by a breakout to new highs.

remember to vote for Trump btw

>>23401065
From chart alone and no consideration for politics or economy, likely retest of the high.

>>23401065
It is going to 357 tomorrow so the one call I have prints

President of Disneyland Resort, Ken Potrock announces that Disneyland Park located in California will remain closed for the foreseeable future in response to new COVID-19 guidelines for the state
>President of Disneyland Resort, Ken Potrock announces that Disneyland Park located in California will remain closed for the foreseeable future in response to new COVID-19 guidelines for the state
Fuck Disney

>>23400982
If its alraedy being shilled here, you've miss the train alraedy

>>23401172
Based. Fuck Disney. Buying more puts at the open.

>>23401034
>>23401123
Congrats anon. Enjoy your gains.

>>23401065
Goes down to 3300 levels and shoots back up

there some huge fuckin bullish LVS trades. earniings tomorrow. i guess their biggest casino is in CHINA? tempted to by weeklys..

WKHS bros..I don't feel so good

Hey bros I'm working on some free trading data software for technical/fundamental screening
what feature do you feel like small spec retards like us dont have access to but would really benefit from?

>>23401032
It will be safe probably after the quiet period ends on nov 8.

>>23401234
You will be the end of the year if you have balls.

>SNAP
I didn't realize earnings miss/beats were so dramatic. FSLY missed by like 5% and fucking tanked.

>>23400777
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>>23401285
fibonacci extensions and retracement tools. All that matters.

I have decided to go /nofap/ and lend out all my GME shares, until the squeeze.

Bros, I've got LEAPs on NIO but I'm tempted to sell one of them to get the cash to open up 11/20 30/35c spreads. NIO seems like its ripe for a second pump because of the potential for a short squeeze.

>>23401285
already exists

https://www.quiverquant.com/aboutus/

>>23401285
Get me this:
>>23401123
And this:
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>>23401065
It's like seeing Deja vu

>>23401034
What was the news?

TGTX asked about on Cramer's Lightning Round
>TGTX asked about on Cramer's Lightning Round
TGTX asked about on Cramer's Lightning Round
Fuck my retard ass for taking profits. I want back in.

>>23400215
>barely moved
>Circuit Breaker This week
yeah maybe

>>23401309
got it chief
>>23401329
There are lots of great free resources on the web, I'm just doing one for fun. I like programming and investing so it seems like a good mix
>>23401331
farming alternative data really isn't that hard at all, especially on reddit and 4chan. You can pretty much just use a web scraper and keep it in a database. I'll try working on this first

>>23401065

>Futures Ripping

GOD DAMNIT WHY

>>23400531
I have like $15k in TSLA and if it breaks under $420 I’m out

>>23401393
>I'm just doing one for fun
based

Futures BLOOD yellow

>>23401393
Well, it's one thing to scrape random comments off of an open message board. I lurk here all day and see dozens of symbols get mentioned. But which one actually has something to it? The ideal software provides tools to cross-reference these mentions with some other TA data - and that's where the magic will happen.

Fidelity Active Trader Pro, which is what I currently use, has a "social sentiment indicator" list... but it's just a list. It doesn't give me any way to try and correlate what it shows me with what's actually happening to it on the market.

>Nostimulus priced in the second I sold

Kek speaks to us through numbers
Stocks use numbers.
Algos use stocks.
Kek controls the algos.
Kek is the god of chaos.
Stock markets are insane.

I get it now.

WHEN WILL THE SEC INVESTIGATE OBVIOUS MANIPULATION OF GME?!?

Reminder my stocks are better than your stocks and my dad could beat up your dad

>>23401519
Trump will win.
Buy NAK.
Buy PLTR.
Buy GME.
Long TQQQ.
Bears can cope, dilate and most importantly seethe.
My digits confirm this all.

>>23401525
The SEC allowed the 2008 housing market disaster to occur do you really think they give a fuck about GME?
Let our boys on the inside do their thing. We have bigger Jews on our side than they have on their side.
Relax.
The longer this goes on the bigger the payoff.

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>>23401536
my dad is dead but my swings are up

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>>23400288
I don't get why you get to post this gay ass shit but posting asian women with cum on their face will get me banned.

>futures

>>23401525
>complaining about cheap stock prices
just keep averaging up

the whole point of the GME play is to be speculative into its future fundamentals
whether it'll be as early as Q3 or later by Q4, who knows
They only have to beat -0.85 in Q3, if they beat that low estimate and did share buybacks on top of it, then we win
If not, we lose part of our unrealized gains for awhile until Q4 for the next coinflip

either way, most of us here can already just sell half and cover our cost basis entirely at this point, just do that if you wanna pussy out

>>23401494
Turkey neck and that drunken train wreck should be shot.Why are these assholes allowed to screw everyone and get away with it?

>>23400366
Just tell them, look this is why I’m getting paid to invest peoples money. It’s going to be a squeeze to infinity.

NIO chads coming through.
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>>23401618
Retard

>>23401351
breathalyzer that tests for covid in development

>>23401618
What the fuck, /biz/
>>>/pol/283775699

>>23401584
Because no one likes 3DPD and because FUTURES ARE GONNA FUCKING PUMP

>>23401584
You posted over 20 pics of it in multiple threads you fucking retard

at the debate the october suprise end of the world rapture


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNytJ9UDQP8

>>23401711
You said the rapture was gonna happen on oct 17. Take your fucking meds schizo

>>23400288
Nice digits and fap material. Welp, off I go.

Charts confirmed it. Stimulus with either president. Safe to say up from here and bare minimum bull market for 2 years. Then, will depend on the president. Yearly or monthly calls is what I’m buying.

So do futures mean anything or not bros?

>>23401825
They don't until they do and then they do until they dont

>>23401825
No.

>>23400330
>bought INTC instead of TSM
why are you buying into semiconductors when you dont even understand the industry?

>>23401825
Bullish for gme

>>23400186
when do they have a bill?
when will it go to the senate?
are there dates for these things?

I want a crash tomorrow. I panic sold the dip today I want it to go down 5% now! no stimulus and 1million deaths is what I want. I want gore on the streets!

>>23401825
Yes, they mean EVERYTHING if they support my current positions.
But if they don't support my current positions, they mean absolute dog shit!!

How do I place an order in TD Ameritrade afterhours that hopefully gets filled and not rejected because I didn't have enough to cover the order cost by the time they fill the order in the morning and the stock presumably shot up?

When’s GME gonna pump?

>>23401854
you just gave me an aneurysm

>>23401854

Mummy found out I have 30k she is kicking me out by the end of this month whos gonna make me tendies?

>>23401854
idk

>>23401896
When the big Jews ask the little Jews why their money is being spent shorting gamestop and paying 1million a day to keep it shorted.
Little Jew will try to outjew the Big Jew, but the big Jew will tell the little Jew to cover and move on to something that actually makes money.
The Biggest Jew, our Jew, will make sure this happenes, because the Biggest Jew is on our side.
Perfectly logical anon, please try to keep up.

Reminder tomorrow if stimulus doesn't pass.

>>23401854

>>23401854
Well for starters I'm pretty sure they only allow limit orders in AH, so as long as you don't offer to pay more than you have you'll be safe, and I think you can specify an order to only be active in AH/BH.

>>23401951
no individual checks - no pass
don't be caught holding a bag

>>23401854

>>23401951
when are they going to come out and say theyre both retards and stimulus is never going to happen?

>NOOOOOOOOO GME MUST GO UP ITS SQUEEZING NOOOOO INFINITY SQUUEZE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23401966
Checked
Imagine telling the American people that you passed a stimulus but it wasn't for them.
Fucken kek.

What's McConnell's problem?

>>23401854

>>23401943
I smell an anti-Semite here!!!!

GET HIM OFFICER!!!

>>23402003
Her nudes are disgusting.

>>23401996
>What's (politician)'s problem?
They're all old and terminally disconnected from the public they're supposed to serve.

>>23401966
>>23401980
Don't you love it?

FED can buyout debts from companies. But the middle class? LMAO!!! Fuck the middle class.

All in on JEWS!!!!

>>23402012
looks fine for 50+ jew mommy

>>23402003
Wasn't that the chick that had a meltdown and told Bernie supporters to shut up and vote for Hillary?
2016 was a blast.

if pump tonight me gonna be very angry

>>23402003
that bitch is so dumb

>>23401987
you sound jealous for missing out

>>23402050
Yep, those were the days.

>>23402060
never bet against america, tranny.

>>23402099
Im short too, theres no reason why we are continuing to go up, shits fucked

>>23402060

Am I doing ok, /smg/? Should I be an ETF?

>>23402073
Based Jewish Girls can make you money....just don't marry them.

Pre-nups are ineffective against them. They'll just hire the biggest nosed jewish lawyer in the city to defeat you.

>>23402129
2008 Housing Market 2.0
The entire system is a lie.
If no stimulus passes you are going to see some serious shit.
That's why you should be all in GME to begin with.

>>23402060
Are you in detox rehab already ? :)

>>23402168
>If no stimulus passes
It hasn't passed for three months now.

>>23402146

Keep it up for another year and you can quit your day job, another 5 years and you can retire.

>>23402190
Yeah, and it should be priced in.
But the stocks will all take a huge dump because the markets aren't governed by people anymore, but by algos that just automatically sell on bad news.

>>23402179
Not into the colors but still sweet setup.

>>23402168
>If no stimulus passes you are going to see some serious shit.
These discussions have been ongoing for nearly 3 months. How much pricing in of the same possible event every day really make sense?

How did Trump do it. He juiced the economy with his hands free deregulation until it had a heart attack and was going in cardiac arrest with a looming recession and manages to politicize the common cold to get liberals labeled as the reason for shut down and recession and then cruises into a second term. Mans a genius

>tfw sold a $30 SNAP call this week

covered call shills need to fuck off

>>23402179
no >_< doctors have told me will be on opiates for rest of life :(

Bizpill me on Tesla. Should I buy in now for earnings tomorrow and why

>>23402239
you still made money tho, unless it was a naked call

>>23402251
buy puts

>>23402240
okay.

>>23402240
Whaat? No way! That dangerous too. Weight gain, diabetes, psych disorders

>>23402251
Since you don’t know then I’m going with no don’t buy in. Wait till after and if it’s looking good later on, buy

>>23402284
yes @_@
me have super sweet tooth
but also do hour of cardio everyday because of this >_<

>>23401650
try no coom and you get spammed with giant milkers

>>23401705
I didn't violate the rules though.

WTF DO I NEED TO RUN EXCEL QUICKLY?
JUST CPU AND A TON OF RAM? FUCKING COMPUTER TAKES 5 TO 10S UPDATING MY MODEL EVERY TIME I CHANGE A CELL

Niggers are black and scare people

GM unveiled a $120,000 electric truck. What the fuck are they thinking?

>>23402352
Sounds like a RAM issue, close out some of the shit your running

What is this pattern called?

>>23402343
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LETS GO BABY

>>23401842
lmfao the desperate GME bagholder cries out for help

>>23402352
close your porn

>>23402202

>>23402367
GM what in the world nonono. Why? You thought taking your manufacturing to Mexico for cheaper prices would fix your deficit and gain market share but you reveal a $120k EV truck. Wow

>>23402343
For some reason I don’t believe this, isn’t posobiec just a grifter? You’d see more about this if it were true

>>23402352
How many Chrome tabs?

>>23402373
>BBW is down
Hot

>>23402352
how many rows of data? if its a lot you may need a powerful CPU, if not a lot then you have some extremely complicated calc chain or the workbook is corrupted somehow. if you upload it i can probably tell you the cause

>>23402060
Is ok fren. All red tomorrow

Tesla is fucking FINISHED

>>23402435
a few
>>23402467
I have graphs with regressions, and a bunch of other shit. but the graphs are probably the heaviest stuff. the calculations aren't that complex just discounting cash flows/earnings

I think I just need a better computer

>>23402424
Wait GM is a tech company now? They're super undervalued now.

>>23402492
>nigger
>salivating over a hummer

What's the expectation for Tesla earnings? I think they'll beat again but I can't say whether or not that will make the stock go up immediately. It has been at the apex of a symmetrical triangle for about a week though.

>>23402492
>>23402536
Tell him it only comes in white.

Please ABEO do something tomorrow. I'm so tired of holding these bags

>>23402536
I wonder how much they paid him to shill it

>>23402573
I sold mine to buy more GME at around 12.50, but I'll rebuy more this week once more money comes in to me, and some more SPAQ while its low

The entire market is in a giant bubble and you should probably sell everything right now

>>23402492
Oh LeBron wants one. Guess ill settle for my cyber truck. Fuck the electric hummer bring back the H1 with its 12 miles per gallon fuel economy.

i feel like the hummer ev will do terribly, the audience for hummers dont want EVs

He knows

>>23400373
that's in barcelona, I think

>>23402457
How will build a bear chads ever recover?

>>23402519
The price is too high for the EV but Looking at it like they are a tech company now, I’m ready for the growth. Pointers on correcting my ignorance.

>>23402560
Tesla has gone to bizarro world and only goes up on bad news now.

>>23402608
120k and comes in one color. Dead on arrival

Stimulus is dead! Even after the election and Jan 20th the outlook is murky.. Might as well kiss another free check goodbye... Your only hope is if the virus cases surge like mad this winter and ramps up the pressure on those fucks to act.

wow fuck you /smg/

didnt tell me about what the current chinese pnd was

why my green line go up slower than fucking SPY today

Why is Pinterest up 6% AH? Is it because of Snapchat?

>>23402692
isn't that thing halted?

>>23402694
ARKK didn’t do that great today

I don't want to admit it but I may be done for the stock market for this college term.

>Up 60% for the year in September
>WKHS has been doing great in my portfolio
>10c for April '21
>Suddenly busy with school
>attention to market slips with grades
>double down on calls as it comes up from first high to $25, back to $28 then down again while overleveraged on the calls
>other faggots selling their April calls over two weeks of trading
>last chance to take minimal losses during Roth upgrade
>decide not to take it bc wedge pattern
>down over 70% from principle, as well as all the former gains. No point in selling now.

>calls currently worthless
>seasonal autistic disorder
>slipping grades
>dead doggo
>dick roommates
>my sleep paralysis is making a return from the stress

im just not feeling so good these days fellas. Only good part is I met a girl but feel like I can't quite give her my all with all this petty crap weighting me down. Any advice besides an hero or getting out at -75% welcome (I'll consider those two on my own)

Also fuck jannies, fuck normie traders, and fuck Roth.

>>23402692
Everyone uses super secret discords now. Creating mini jew rings to fight the jew. But who is the real jew now?

>>23402503
Your mistake was using excel for any sort of data work with over 100 rows

>>23402751
why do you keep posting this?

>>23402772
Anyone want to join my discord where we discuss stocks and post asian girls swallowing cum or with cum on their face?

>>23402751
>calls currently worthless
>seasonal autistic disorder
>slipping grades
>dead doggo
>dick roommates
>my sleep paralysis is making a return from the stress

Good.

>>23402692
I posted about it this morning

Whats a good price to buy into AAPL at

>>23402794
Sure Faggot

>>23400279
no.

>>23402751
Anon, I almost killed myself in college.
It gets a lot better, even if it sucks now, life has a way of doing that.
I'm a psychologist now because of that experience, and from what I've learned, most people who fail suicide end up regretting even attempting it.
You're basing your life off its lowest point. If you like investing so much, you should know that some stocks can only go so low and that it is a massive buying opportunity.
You don't sell at the bottom. Killing yourself is just selling at the bottom anon.

>>23402344
>didn’t violate rules
>posting girls covered in cum on a blue board
Never reply to my posts ever again

>>23402793
i was wondering someone would still be here. Becuase i had to run after the first one and decided my pathetic ego didn't get enough validation

I'm in a bad place my nigga

>>23402838
It's ok anon. Go on.

>>23402822
>Killing yourself is just selling at the bottom anon.
Nice. I have to remeber that

>>23402692
If only I could find these Id be rich in 5-6 trades.

>>23402822
Well I’m also a psychologist and I regret not killing myself, “getting better” is just learning to cope with reality when reality sucks.

>>23402772
>>23402794
You can’t seriously use discord. They don’t allow freedom of speech.

>>23402880
Just because someone is a psychologist doesn't mean that they can fix everything about themselves.
You wouldn't expect a doctor to give himself heart surgery would you?
Go to someone who can help, otherwise you're just like that doctor.

>>23402928
No thanks, psychs are all fucking quacks. I’m not putting myself in a position for some insurance auditor to know all about my life and a failed liberal arts loser to pump me full of psychotropics so I can continue spinning like a good little gear. I’m gonna make it big or I’m gonna end it, I refuse to be a slave.

>>23402881
I don't personally, but I heard folks talk about them here. What else do you think they use? There has to be a Chinese billionaire or something that is giving insider information, so the options are probably limited.

>>23402778
What do you use?

>>23402966
Well, if I were your psychologist I'd just be your coach to help you make it big.
I'd help you set goals and work with you to achieve them. Even the best players have coaches, anon.
Anyways, as long as you have the fire in your heart to succeed, its never over.

>>23402822
>Killing yourself is just selling at the bottom anon.
I always thought that killing yourself is the ultimate short. Yours is probably the better analogy.

College is a joke. I'm able to retire before I turn 50 and my only debt is my house. Your typical college grad is tossed out up to his ass in debt which only grows larger over time then if he's lucky he can retire at age 65 with the debt paid off but not much else to show for it. (cause you know along the way he's gotten cleaned out in divorce court and is forking out kiddie payments for 18 years)

a new thread?

>>23402989
Well for Chinese stocks yeah I could see it since Tencent owns a stake in discord.

>>23403010
I went to college and retired at 39. Enjoy working until 50 I guess.

>>23402774
>>23402774
>>23402774
>>23402774
post the link u fuk

>>23403018
>>23402774

>>23403010
>Your typical college grad is tossed out up to his ass in debt
jokes on you, i can almost graduate debt free because i put the money i saved up (for tuition next year) into GME instead

>>23403008
I have quit all drugs and alcohol, I work out daily, I have a career, I play two instruments and a relatively healthy social life. I cannot sleep at night and nothing brings me joy because at the end of the day I have to spend my life working to make someone else rich in a world controlled by pedophile leeches.

>>23402857
>>23403009
>>23402880
>>23403010
Thanks biz bros, I feel better
Nobody is good at taking the pain away irl

We gon make it

>>23402822
People who fail at suicide should be castrated so they can breed and introduce more failure to the world.

BBGI going to blow up big first week of Nov