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>be dApp dev
>need external api data every 5 mins for smart contract
>could whip up an oracle in an afternoon and a half pot of coffee
>instead i will pay neckbearded basementdwelling incels tens of thousands of dollars every 5 mins to use their json parser

>> No.23367369
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>>23367310
>could whip up an oracle in an afternoon and a half pot of coffee
>Tries
>Oh noes, I need an external data provider, reliable network of node validators and an increasingly complex infrastructure that validates and surveys my network
>Works tirelessly
>Looks at this half pot of coffee
>Its empty
>Goes to mirror and sees a ragged bearded version of himself years in the future
>The year is 2030
>Now understands he spent years trying to solve the oracle problem that Sergey Nazarov our lord and savior perfected nearly a decade ago as staking went live on 2021

>> No.23367394

>>23367310
don't talk too loud, Sergey and his thugs have made examples of other teams using centralised oracles for less

>> No.23368286

>>23367310
Lol just like BZRX developers thought before hack.

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>>23367310
hello sirs, do you use solidity, go, or c++? i want to quit fullstack dev and go crypto, please sir answers village pee pee poo poo?

>> No.23369703

>>23367369
There isn't actually a decentralization mechanism, you can't stake and node operators have to be on boarded. He is acting as a middleman for data.

>> No.23369914

>>23369608
sirs?

>> No.23370131

>>23369608
>>23369914
>solidity or go or c++
???
these have nothing to do with each other
Your 2 options are
JS or Python for off-chain
+
Solidity or Vyper for on-chain

>> No.23370379

>>23370131
huh, i messed around with eos and it used c++ but thank you dear sirs for your enlightenment, i will send you 100 gorillions of my token after i make a classic curryful rugpull on biz.

>> No.23371060

>>23367310

lol, sergey solved oracle's problem, something a 100 billion dollar company couldn't do themselves

you have solved nothing, and are jealous of others genius. sad.

>> No.23371119

>>23367369
Jesus is Lord.

Otherwise I agree with everything else in your post

>> No.23371145

>>23371119
room temperature IQ detected

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>>23371119
>m-muh magic man in the sky

>> No.23371571

>>23367310
Matt Luongo is that you?