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>> No.23366823

Gme coom

>> No.23366825

>>23366816
>no subject

delete and make a proper thread

>> No.23366826
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CRSR JPMorgan price target set at $32 with BUY initiated. Quiet period over today.

>> No.23366828

Xth for I unironically didn't become a startup investor in a friend's business because I could use the money for more TQQQ.
Am I thinking like a proper MM now? I feel like this is what the Fed wanted me to do.

>> No.23366830

You fucked up the OP anon

>> No.23366839

Anyone hold FAS? Thinking about cutting some of my divvy portfolio and throwing it into a 3x bull

>> No.23366854

>>23366825
>>23366830
Doesn’t matter. Search the catalog for smg and boom you found us

>> No.23366859

WHY THE FUCK HAVE NONE OF YOU USELESS CUNTS TALKED ABOUT NLS

LITERALLY PTON WITH 1/20TH OF THE MARKETCAP
UP 8.55% IN PREMARKET
UP OVER 50% IN A MONTH

>> No.23366866

>>23366854
fuck you

>> No.23366867

AIHS pumping!

>> No.23366872

Is money the most direct reflection of power?

>> No.23366875
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>> No.23366888

>>23366872
Money is exclusively a measure of power

>> No.23366894

>>23366875
thanks just bought 200 more shares of GME

>> No.23366897
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>>23366872
>Is money the most direct reflection of power?
Yes, now give me your purchasing power for more of that.

>> No.23366906
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>>23366894

>> No.23366908

HTZ will pump watch

>> No.23366910

>>23366854
Well I'm too lazy to make a new one so, fuck it we'll just use yours

>> No.23366912

Daily reminder
http://www.youtube.com/CaaHKlxvET0

>> No.23366986

>>23366912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaaHKlxvET0

>> No.23367044

I think CRSR tripped the circuits and is halted now haha

>> No.23367045

>>23366872
idk, a nuclear submarine with a crew that will follow your every command is pretty fucking powerful. pretty sure you can't buy that.

>> No.23367046

>>23363237
>unironically liking niggers
You must be one yourself
>>23363550
Buy FNGU instead
>>23363622
>thought it was a joke
No, its certified real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAexXc2Wruo&ab_channel=RozayRaw
The intro to this (((song))) is a nigger talking about how they like diamonds because they're African kangz n shit
>>23364135
>not holding leveraged ETFs
Elections don't mean shit. If Biden wins we are going to go full retard with the money printer and if Trump wins he'll keep everyone's taxes down. Either way stocks only go up nigger.
>>23364109
You just need more up days than down days
>>23364052
You know that's not even fucking remotely true and you can find out yourself by back testing it but you're a lazy contrarian nigger
>>23365294
You don't need to make moves at open unless its to sell, you're actually helping yourself by not having access to your account
>>23365924
lol your analysis on who makes up the demos getting hit the hardest by party affiliation is retarded. Hardest hit sector right now is hospitality / travel which is over represented by women, spics, and liberals. The only states with severe restrictions are blue / have dem or RINO governors.
>>23366098
Not true, a lot of people in the restaurant industry got a permanent laid off due to retarded governors shutting down the economy and forcing businesses to close. Could they get another job? Sure, but its not going to be close to what they had before.
>>23366501
Thats been debunked sweetie
>>23366828
If your friend's business can't bring you a better ROI as an early investor than TQQQ can then your friends business doesn't deserve your money.
You're thinking like a capital allocator.

>> No.23367064

>>23367046
Nice blog

>> No.23367068

>Like most other chip companies and suppliers, TSM was subject to new U.S. restrictions on sales to Chinese tech giant Huawei, which the Trump administration cut off from sales with little warning on Sept. 15. TSM has applied for a license, and there has been some speculation from outside parties that it had been granted, but management would not confirm that and said it would not comment on the matter any further.
TSMbros, the future looks very bright.

>> No.23367072

>>23367046
all me thanks for the (You)s

>> No.23367080

>>23367046
Based hp lovecrafts cat anon

>> No.23367089

Looks like GME is going up but the squeeze won't happen for a little bit.

>> No.23367102

>>23367089
The kikes told me that 18$ is the magic number.

>> No.23367117

feelin mcdonald's breakfast today for some godforsaken reason lads
closest one opens in 20mins
is this bearish or bullish?

>> No.23367129

>>23367117
Bullish for MCD, bearish for your colon

>> No.23367142

>>23367117
Bullish. MCD is one of my largest holdings. I buy $1 sausage McMuffins before work most days. And the 2 for $3 mchicken and McDouble for lunch

>> No.23367145

>>23366888
Nonsense. Money correlates with power and it's a good indicator, but not a measure thereof. There are many individuals who wield lots of soft power and can influence policies without being particularly wealthy. Just think of public intellectuals, advisors, writers, scholars and so on.

>> No.23367148

>>23367142
>$1 sausage McMuffins
fucking what
where do you live

>> No.23367154

>>23367117
>>23367142
Don't buy mcdonald's, they promote nigger culture.

>> No.23367164

Best way to play a sudden bearish drop? Thinking VXX 12/18 $30 calls? Am retarded, I know.

>> No.23367165

>>23367142
Fuck you must be fat as fuck

>> No.23367172

What are we buying today boys.
GME is looking like it's at the bottom of the handle.

>> No.23367176

>>23367154
thanks just bought 1000 shares of MCD

>> No.23367178

Saying nigger is fun
Straight up hating on blacks isn’t
Racists are not welcome here

>> No.23367186

>>23367045
But you can lmao you will have to just pay premium for crew

>> No.23367188

>Trading on the Euronext stock exchange operator halted, causing havoc for traders with earnings season under way.

>> No.23367200

>>23367154
>>23367176
idk nigger culture is bearish atm. Billboard top record is punk rock.

>> No.23367205

Hope some of you had the balls to hold HTZ

>> No.23367211

>no subject line
>no /stg/ anywhere in the OP

What a garbage thread.

>> No.23367214

>>23367064
>responding with one sentence
>blog
Enjoy your (You) faggot

>> No.23367222

>>23367176
You can buy stock, just don't buy their food.

>> No.23367233

>>23367165
Not that anon, but that’s not a guarantee. If those are his only meals, he might be unhealthy, but he won’t be fat. It really depends on how much he exercises and how much other shit he consumes.

>> No.23367247

>>23367233
Statistically it's not good

>> No.23367249

>>23367205
Diamond hands? I fucking choked bro.

imngmi

>> No.23367263

>>23367205
Is it gonna pump again!? That volume!

>> No.23367265

>>23367247
That’s true. Anon is probably fat as shit. But I’d like to believe he isn’t.

>> No.23367268
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>>23367205
>sold my Microsoft position
>put it all on HTZ for the pump
>it moooo000000oooons for like 5 minute
>drops hard
>i chicken out and exist with 0.5% profits or some such
>cowardly just put it into GME, driving my average there up

Diamond hands hold heavy bags, I am scared of the HTZ gamble. That bounce was too short.

>> No.23367270
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23367270

WHO ASX HERE?

>> No.23367273

>>23367263
Sure hope so lol

>> No.23367274

>>23367265
I can appreciate the positivity, I apologise and cheers

>> No.23367275

Is this thing ever going to go down?
I have been holding 90% in FIAT for months now.

>> No.23367281

>>23367265
There are two types of people that eat mcdonald's like that. The most obvious would be a fat fuck, but the other is the eternal lanklet. Seldom is there anything in between.

>> No.23367287

>>23367275
The play from the start has been to be a gigabear on everything that isn't the market.
TINA will end when that ceases to be the winning move.

>> No.23367300

>>23367148
Stuart florida
>>23367154
My ROI doesn’t mind
>>23367165
Nah just a small gut

>> No.23367303

>>23367273
I'm thinking about a day trade on HTZ...>>23367281
I'm the lanklet, I quit eating that shit though, hit thirty and that existential dread kicked in hard. Any other anons heading to a construction site this morning? Fuck I can't wait to leave this place, I'm so close anons!

>> No.23367304

>>23367275
I just FOMO'd in this month after being 75% cash since March. So obviously the next crash is imminent.

>> No.23367326

>>23367270
why be in aussie shit
when STAKE exists
so much more money on the US markets

>> No.23367328

>>23367300
My bad anon, you really shouldn't eat that shit though. A healthy morning routine with ample time before work is clutch mi amigo

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>>23367275
Stocks only go up.

>> No.23367341

You guys have until the markets open to talk me out of going all in on AAL longs. Trump winning and the corona meme fucking off will make them explode

>> No.23367348

>>23367275
bro you're retarded or ignorant or both

>> No.23367356

>>23367303
I would rather kill myself than ever work construction.

>> No.23367359

We need a telegram for stocks

>> No.23367361

>>23367341
I swear I saw this exact same post in fucking May.

>> No.23367362

>>23367336
They are so delighted by their own mischief lmao.

>> No.23367364

>>23367328
The sausage mcmuffin is just the English muffin and a sausage patty. Otherwise I’d eat a cheese and berry danish from 7/11

>> No.23367381

>>23367326
because i can trade the local market during non-retarded hours

>> No.23367384

>>23367356
Some days, money is good though.>>23367364
Oh bro, I wouldn't survive off that

>> No.23367388

congratulations HTZ anons
looks like it might be squeezing after all? Or at least pumping a bit before it dumps

>> No.23367393

I start my new shitty job today, it was fun looking at lines and shitposting with you guys

>> No.23367396
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23367396

love it when my stocks go up

I haven't bought a single stock in october
just collecting divvies and saving up cash for another big buy program

>> No.23367397

Nice job OP you fucking dumb nigger not putting the title in the OP.

>> No.23367403

>>23367356
you will never know the joy of building a home with your hands, some construction work is quite rewarding when you step back and look at it after you're done

>> No.23367412

>>23366826
they own elgato at least
still, 1.7B doesn't seem cheap for a company that sells overpriced peripherals

>> No.23367414

>>23367393
Whatya do?

>> No.23367425
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*tink* *tink* Your attention kind gentlemen. I would like to take this brief moment to express some kind words i wrote for this very event. *Ahem* :

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ANIME
FUCK TSLA
FUCK THE USA
FUCK CHINA.

thank you

>> No.23367434

>>23367403
based builder anon knows the value

>> No.23367440

>>23367403
just play minecraft bro

>> No.23367441

>>23367425
Go suck Tim Apple's AIDS ridden cock

>> No.23367452

>>23367425
>fuck the USA
On an American meme board, ok newfag

>> No.23367456
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23367456

COME ONE HTZZZ PASS THAT $3

>> No.23367460

>>23367397
it's fine, i still found it by searching smg

>> No.23367462
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>>23367403
It's a little bit different when you are a trust fund baby that gets everything handed to him and does construction as a hobby.

>> No.23367466

>>23367414
Tech support call center, at least it's not food, the second I find something better I'm gone

>> No.23367474

Good morning anons, $CREG chad reporting in. Nice movement in the premarket so far.

>> No.23367477

why the fuck are chink stocks so good at making money
BABA
NIO
SE

holy shit america bfto

>> No.23367482

>>23367403
Where the fuck do you learn how to build a home? I'm fascinated by it, the idea of buying a couple of acres in the middle of nowhere and cultivating it seems fun but i lack all the skills to make that work.

>> No.23367490

>>23367482
Go volunteer for Habitat for Humanity.

>> No.23367492

>>23367482
Homesteading is cool as fuck if you can find people for it.

>> No.23367503

>>23367466
Yeah food sucks, good luck man, I think you're gonna make it though, just got a feeling

>> No.23367504

>>23366816
You fucked it up, retard.

>> No.23367505

>>23367482
building is different depending on where you are and what kind of house you're building

there will be big differences when you're building foundation and other stuff in a place like phoenix vs a place like new orleans vs a place like montana

>> No.23367508

>>23367477
false numbers and constant gov support?

>> No.23367511

>>23367440
>>23367434
i've actually been getting into 3d printing to fill the void during the summer.. i like to build stuff, just not in weather over 100

>>23367462
not sure why you think i'm a trust fund baby..... but whatever makes you feel better about your pathetic life..

>> No.23367512

>>23367490
>>23367492
and the best thing is you can get a hot young 18-22 yr old euro chick to be an 'au pair' at your stead

>> No.23367514

>>23367477
China embraces the monopoly instead of trying to break it up because the government is a partner

>> No.23367518

>>23367503
Thanks anon, hope you make big gains today

>> No.23367520

>>23367490
>volunteer
lol no

>> No.23367522

>>23366872
Only printing money
Having money isn't shit

>> No.23367523

>>23367477
It's easy to make money when you steal American IP and refuse to allow American companies into the country.

>> No.23367525

>>23367482
For me it was apprenticing for a guy, totally informal and I worked for free a lot because I wanted to learn and a long-standing friendship grew out it as well. Watching him grow and learn helped me immensely

>> No.23367528

>>23367511
I live a hella sweet life big5, don't make assumptions.

>> No.23367529

>>23367482
My dad was a general contractor that built custom homes.. took me out of school early to "help with family business" I don't care for my dad.. he's a pos.. but it taught me good work ethic and I know how to do just about everything to a house from ground up

>> No.23367533

>>23367460
Noone asked u stupid fag

>> No.23367536

>>23367511
based as fuck, me too. Deterrence dispensed

>> No.23367539

>>23367528
>don't make assumptions.
no u

>> No.23367543

>>23367117
>for some godforsaken reason
It's called an addiction, get out while you can.
t.310 lbs
Quitting cigarettes was easier than quitting fast food.

>> No.23367548

What companies do I invest in if I want a robot maid gf?

>> No.23367550

>>23367529
Holy fuck you sound like every contractor I know from my small town

>> No.23367555
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Mommies going to give tendies with a side of milkies today

>> No.23367557
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23367557

>>23366906
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

>> No.23367564

What's the play today boys? All in HTZ?

>> No.23367567

>>23367555
I like that her strategy was to basically get a list of every tech meme company that wasn't making money and form funds around it.
Wonder if JPOW taps that on the side since the Fed's work seems tailor made to POOMP that.

>> No.23367569

I think I'm turning prison gay. No woman even wants to be in the same room as me. Will tqqq and msft help my situation?

>> No.23367572

>>23367522
100% this

>> No.23367573
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>>23367539
I KNOW your life though. I can see things haven't got better for you.

>> No.23367576

>>23367490
>Habitat
What a funny looking word.
Habit at
Ha

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>>23367425
>FUCK JANNIES
baste
>FUCK ANIME
very unbaste
>FUCK TSLA
baste
>FUCK THE USA
very unbaste
>FUCK CHINA
very baste

I don't know what to think

>> No.23367588
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>>23367511
what do you build?

>> No.23367592
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23367592

>>23367564
better risk/management to just buy puts after it becomes apparent the squeeze isn't sustaining itself. Just don't actually short it
HTZ is still going to $0 in the end, the refinancing is just to help it file bankruptcy or whatever, they're still over 10 billion in debt

take advantage of your knowledge that most of retail dont understand what a short squeeze is

>> No.23367595

We're going to dump when those retards don't get anywhere on stimulus today right?

>> No.23367599

>>23367555
who dis and whys she mommy
>am newfag

>> No.23367601

>>23367536
It's such a steep learning curve for me.. like I thought it would be just a plug in and print type deal.. i seriously spent like a few straight days just to get a good print

>>23367550
General contractors are probably going to be rare.. I have a lot of people wanting me to work for them as a journeyman and manage the sites and subs.. but I don't want to do that.. i make more doing other shit.. I do just small odd jobs here and there out of boredom

>> No.23367603

>>23367585
>>FUCK THE USA
>very unbaste
He doesn't know

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>>23367595
I'm betting on it... trump said "get it done"

>> No.23367622

>>23367592
Speaking of which how the FUCK is KODK still $9?

>> No.23367631

>>23367595
I get the feeling the market has moved past any hope of a stimulus. I think it's priced in.

>> No.23367632

>>23367603
What? What did I miss?
I love burgers, fuck (You)

>> No.23367633

>>23367601
Other shit? Side hustle not related to building?

>> No.23367648

>>23367588
houses.. lol.. I want to get into building scale model buildings for developers.. i've been around housing my whole life so I figured i'd enjoy it..

>>23367573
that girl still hits me up.. basically begged for me to come back

>> No.23367649

>>23367601
I've been brainstorming for a sign business, met a guy who does it, fucking sold

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AAL BROS, SQUAD UP FUCK REALITY WE MOON AFTER ER

>> No.23367675

>>23367622
bagholders
this is why the GME play was so low-risk

people are going to buy the top of the GME squeeze and think it's actually priced like that due to fundamentals. Maybe Cohen will turn it around that high eventually, but they'll still be bagholding for a year (i don't expect a massive squeeze, probably 3x at most since institutions will take profit too if retail can see it coming a mile away too)

>> No.23367684

>>23367633
like investments and just helping locals with small things. It started because I would get bored sitting at home trading.. decided to hand out flyers to old folks neighborhoods so they don't get ripped off from contractors.. but it got out of control word of mouth took me everywhere and took the joy out of it so I just have my select few customers now.. mainly old people that just need help with shit like installing a vanity or new fan.. just simple shit to where I can get out and about.. actually led me to someone that ended up being a big time real estate developer.. started on some development deals with him and then covid hit

>>23367649
gotta have your hands everywhere

>> No.23367694

>>23367648
Who the Mexican tranny or the girl in the picture?

>> No.23367695

>>23366906
>While there is some luck involved, skill defines your success in the market!

is he right? what "skill" is he talking about? it all just seems like RNG to me.

>> No.23367697

>>23367675
with over 100% short and console release around the corner..... idk... seems GME still has some room

>> No.23367703

I have the drawing tools selected on ToS and I want to be able to have the right side or the chart snap to the current bar to follow the trades live, how do I get out of the drawing tool maniupulations?

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>>23367694
your mom

>> No.23367714

Portafolio
1k on htz
3k on gme
am i gonna make it anons? I just want to be over with htz to take profits and put more on gme

>> No.23367719
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23367719

Got a buy order in for more SWTSX. Had some extra green so I's like why not you know. Hope today's red as hell so my dollar goes further. (Got to much green in savings right now so I had to do something with it anyway)

>> No.23367723

>>23367045
america bought a bunch. you know they dont fire nukes right? just powered by one.
even mexi cartels have submarines

>> No.23367724

>>23367707
>>23367694
but no.. the girl in the picture.. i feel a bit bad for her.. the whole prop 22 or whatever fucked up her business a bit

>> No.23367729

>>23366912
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvaQw77UQcw

>> No.23367733

>>23367477

>>23367477
>why the fuck are chink stocks so good at making money

They're not good at making money they're good at lying about making money.

I advised on alibaba running up to the ipo, prior experience at amazon. Amazon massaged their kpis for investors but within the truth. Alibaba made shit up.

Example, sales volume. Alibaba came up with a plan to boost sales volume numbers and make themselves look bigger than amazon. They counted sending an item to customer as one sale, if the customer returns the product they count it as another sale and then if they sent a new product to replace the returned item they count it as a 3rd sale. 1 sale, 3 shipping fees, 3 sales counted for the investor materials. The government also ensured the cost base was low enough to look good, letting us capitalise operating expense in order to boost ebitda margins.

It was a total scam.

>> No.23367742

/Biz/, how do you cope with not going all-in on ZM? All jokes aside, that was the easiest, most obvious play ever. Explain yourself

>> No.23367749

>>23367684
That's awesome. I love hearing small success stories that grow. I hope things continue your way anon

>> No.23367754

>>23367729
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k&t=1s

>> No.23367756

>>23367733
>They counted sending an item to customer as one sale
was this what those mystery seeds sent to americans were about

>> No.23367759

>>23367697
we are playing with the imaginary float created by the short sellers, all 68 million of those shorted shares
institution ownership is at ~78 million and im sure a lot of them are going to dump on a squeeze (only the ETFs, insiders and activists can't dump). Everyone's going to be too greedy to secure profits to really make this an infinite squeeze

unless some hedge funds are collaborating together to add to the momentum trading when it squeezes and gobble up all those shares before shorts can

>> No.23367763

>>23367724
Well why not bang her again?

>> No.23367765

>>23367632
>A county that outright hates it's population
>Is less of a country and more of an open air bazaar from sea to shining sea
>The television in general
>Israel
Maybe you don't live here, and if you don't I can understand why you don't get it.

>> No.23367770

What to expect from PYPL in a day or two? Steady growth to previous peak as it did the last month? I'm up 15%, but I'll need money soon. Should I sell now or two days wont change cituation for worse?

>> No.23367773

I sold my Corsair on Friday. FUCK.

>> No.23367774

Why aren’t you all in on HD?

>> No.23367778

Niggers tongue my anus fuck jannies

>> No.23367780

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/workhorse-c-series-vehicles-receive-voucher-eligibility-from-the-new-york-state-energy-and-research-development-authority-301154457.html

When WKHS is $100 by December 31st I won't rub it in.

>> No.23367781

>>23367749
thanks anon.. i like success stories too and always remember the good ones.. had an old arabic guy that has a bunch of 99 cent stores tell me he came to the u.s. and would go to LA and buy those little trinkets that go on liquor store and gas station counters and ask if he can sell them there.. and he would place em on counter and it grew into him becoming a multi millionaire

>> No.23367790

>>23367763
i have....

>>23367759
something odd about it thats forsure.. I think the company buying back shares had a little to do with it.. but what's weird is that the short interest isn't going down

>> No.23367796

What did I tell you bigots???????? CORSAIR $30 EOY Buy it!!

>> No.23367795
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>not being in CRSR

>> No.23367800

>>23367765
Unironically gtfo if you hate it so much kek
No one is forcing you to watch television, no one is forcing you to spend money on shit you don't need in the 'open air bazaar', and you're nuts or just dumb if you don't find the majority of the population unbearable to be around
Our tax money going to Israel is pretty gay though yea, although over the last few years I've gone from disliking Jews to wanting to learn how to Jew like them though to be honest desu senpai, if you're in this thread then you also have an interest in learning from and imitating them don't you

>> No.23367801

>>23367754
is this true? if so, how is this true?

>> No.23367807

GME to $17-$18 today. Hope you guys packed your bags, we're going out for lunar cheddar.

>> No.23367814

>>23367781
Just goes to show. Fucking do something, fucking anything lol

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>>23366823

>> No.23367825

>>23367800
>dude just leave bro xD
And go where you fat retarded boomer

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>> No.23367833

>>23367770
>>23367773
>>23367774
>>23367778
>>23367780
suspect 1 post by this ID in a row

>> No.23367838

Uhhh bros...just found out two 18 year old girls i had a 3some with are both pregant. Theyre both in hs. Wtf do i do cause im about to just blow my brains out

>> No.23367843

>>23367825
Not him but literally anywhere else?

>> No.23367846

>>23367838
Just jerk off

>> No.23367848

>>23367838
buy NAK, clearly.

>> No.23367852

>>23367833
people are just waking up you retard

>> No.23367851

>>23367833
Fuck off schizo

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>>23367838
>3dpd
You get what you fucking deserve

>> No.23367862

>>23367838
Go on Maury.

>> No.23367863

>>23367838
YOLO SQQQ

>> No.23367865

>>23367742
Yeah, I don't know. I swear I'd never heard of zoom until the pandemic too and then it was everywhere.

>> No.23367866

>>23367754
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y6qD_2SQrs

>> No.23367867

>>23367801
some of it is true, but it's definitely got a permabear slant attached to it

>> No.23367870

>>23367838
Time for you to fake your own death or flee to some part of the third world before they start extorting you for child support.

>> No.23367871

>>23367838
is this bullish for GME?

>> No.23367877

>>23367833
you're cooked m8 take ya meds

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>>23367851
>>23367852

>> No.23367878

>>23367814
seriously.. was crazy hearing it.. but he's a cheap ass and tries to get everything for free and thinks everyone is lazy but him.. i stopped answering his calls

>> No.23367882

>>23367833
How about you blow me, retard.

>> No.23367887

>>23367843
Ok recommend me somewhere and give me a realistic game plan of situating myself there.

>> No.23367888

How do I snap my Thinkofswim chart to the right of the screen????

>> No.23367889
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>>23367871
Everything is bullish for GME
Even GME being bearish is bullish for GME

>> No.23367891

>>23367838
tell them you're on a mission to do an experiment
to spread your seed around the world and they're the first participants..

>> No.23367899

>>23367800
>Just leave XD
The only places I have connections to are SA and the Netherlands. I'm really not sure either of those are better.
Even if you don't watch tv or interact with some of the more egregious examples of consumerism you still have to deal with it being a large part of the culture.
>>23367800
>you're nuts or just dumb if you don't find the majority of the population unbearable to be around
Why is this acceptable to you?

>> No.23367906

>>23367838
Well at least they were 18. That's the only good bit. Your fucked. Your only hope is that the kiddie test shows your ain't the papa. This is why Plan B and party hats are so important.

>> No.23367909
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23367909

INTRODUCING

THE UNDISPUTED, UNDEFEATED

HEAVY WEIGHT

CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRLDD

IRON

MIKEEEEEE

TYSONNNNNNN

>> No.23367913

>>23367756
Believe that was a scam by sellers rather than the marketplace, but it's all very connected in china.

Most likely seeds where due to this scam:
1) chinaman sets up amazon seller profile
2) finds cheap item to ship to US, in this case seeds
3) chinaman takes a list of house addresses in US from public databases
4) chinaman sets up fake amazon seller accounts
5) chinaman buys from his own account and ships to random US addresses
6) leaves himself 5 star reviews. Thousands of times
7) gets trusted seller status, preferential treatment by the search algorithm even on his other items
8) start selling real items, cheap consumer electronics like portable batteries, headphones, bike led lights, dash cams.
9) recruits real consumers in the US to buy his real items, he pays back the value of the product in return for 5 stars.
10) these shit cheap consumers electronic items shoot up the search algo on amazon
11) real consumers buy the products for big mark up. $0.5 lights sell for $14 etc.
12) when bad reviews come through chinaman shuts down item and repeats step 8-11

In addition to this he won't pay a lot of local costs. Most likely his relative or friend works for the local government in china. They are given budgets to achieve growth in jobs etc each quarter and year. Very aggressive targets and important to central gov. So local gov friend helps chinaman by not charging taxes, electricity, shipping costs etc. Basically every cost that is government controlled- which is everything.

Thats a rough outline of how it works.

>> No.23367914

>>23367838
this is fake news.

>> No.23367919

You guys think TSLA is going to run up to earnings?

>> No.23367922

>>23367909
Mike Tyson Mysteries is one of the greatest shows of all time

>> No.23367930
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Can I make good money with these?

>> No.23367934
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23367934

So when do we go ALL IN on XOM (or Chevron, BP, whatever)?
There is NO technology that can replace Oil as the major energy source of the world in the next 3-5 decades.
Renewable are a meager ~5% of global energy consumption and building EVs, Renewable Power infrastructure etc. itself often consumes more Oil than it generates in equivalent power.

If Oil were to run out tomorrow, 2-5 Billion people would starve within a year. Without Oil, the global economy CAN NOT be sustained. The price must inevitably recover. It can literally not go tits up.

>> No.23367936

>>23367919
TSLA only goes up? wtf kinda question is this

>> No.23367937

>>23367887
Are you really so lazy that you want me to spoonfeed you how to move to a different country? That would be the first reason why you'll never do it even if I tell you, you're too lazy. Explains a lot about your personality.

>> No.23367938

>>23367914
its been debunked already

>> No.23367940

>>23367922
This is actually hard to dispute.

>> No.23367944

>>23367843
The first step in changing our homeland is admitting there's a problem. This idea that I can just pick up and be who I am anywhere I please is largely untrue and part of the problem.

>> No.23367947

>>23367899
>>23367825
Take the blackpill. Go back to where you were before you spawned on earth.

>> No.23367948

>>23367877
>1 post by this ID
>>23367882
>2 posts by this ID

>> No.23367950

>>23367889
gme is on the verge to dump the following days/weeks you mong

>> No.23367951

>>23367833
>>23367838
debunked

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>>23367922
very true

>> No.23367954

>>23367934
>There is NO technology that can replace Oil as the major energy source
what are you talking about? Oil isn't about energy it's about the products.. you're thinking nat gas.. and nat gas is fucked

>> No.23367959

>>23367934
is the divvy yield any good on these oil stocks?

>> No.23367962

My funds cleared just in time to watch Corsair stock take off without me. Can't fomo buy just have to watch it rocket.

>> No.23367963

>>23367838
Nice
Marry them both

>> No.23367964

BAC to the moon today

>> No.23367967

>>23367948
Here is the third one, just for (you).

>> No.23367970

>>23367412
You forgot the RAM.

>> No.23367974

>>23367950
>GME will never make it back to 10 dollars
>GME will never make it back to 15 dollars
(You) are here
>GME will never make it back to 20 dollars
>GME will never make it back to 25 dollars
>GME will never make it back to 30 dollars
>Do you guys think GME can drop back to 40 dollars any time soon?

>> No.23367975

>>23367948
you're not exactly contributing to the thread either with all your low-effort posts

fuck off

t. 7 post chad

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>>23367889

What makes GMEfags tick mentally?

>> No.23367984

>>23367962
I just set a market order to buy on open. Bad idea?

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>>23367838
Invest in GME, you'll be able to afford caring for both of them and both of your children with the profits you'll make. This is a blessing in disguise, you're about to live a life with double the wife. Power the the GMErs.

>> No.23367993

>>23367986
lmfao i love the new GME delusion.

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>>23367975

>> No.23368001

>>23367944
I'm not saying our country has problems. It the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Every country has problems.

>> No.23368011

>>23367622
Kodak is gme on steroids I have been making money constantly buying it and selling during inevitable short squeeze so manipulate it is probably just used to launder money.

>> No.23368016

>>23367838
convert to islam and marry both of them
modern problems require modern solutions WALLAH

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>>23367993
Excuse me? Delusions?

>> No.23368022

>>23367993
yeah.. the shorts are pretty delusional... why would you short a company with 100% short interest that focuses on gaming while new gaming consoles are coming out and right before holidays.. fucking weird..

>> No.23368023

>>23367742
>le chinese startup
>single product being sold
>rife with security issues
>many big tech corps came out with alternatives within weeks of the wuflu outbreak
Yeah I know its all a cope but when you know a few big wigs in banking management saying they're using Microsoft Teams exclusively I was a bit suspicious of Zoom. Oh well.

>> No.23368030

>>23367838
Are 3somes real?
How does one get himself into one?

>inb4 swing club

>> No.23368032

>>23367984
It's too fucking late unless it dips substantially at market open. Garbage market everything always happens during these degenerate pre market hours.

>> No.23368037

>>23368030
anon, if you have to ask...

>> No.23368039

>>23368000
Literally insta hard
Wtf is wrong with me

>> No.23368040
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>>23367922
I love his show, hard to dispute. But I love watching Iron Mike in his prime, damn 80s/90s boxing was epic

>> No.23368050

>>23367934
>There is NO technology that can replace Oil as the major energy source of the world in the next 3-5 decades.
Ever heard of nuclear? Ironically the only thing keeping oil alive for so long are the greenpeace type guys.

>> No.23368051

with all this work from home shit going on... I have a feeling encryption is going to be a huge market soon..

Whats a good company to invest in that focuses on encryption and privacy software?

>> No.23368053

>>23368039
Same, what the fuck is that

>> No.23368057

What if we burned niggers for energy

>> No.23368060

>>23368051
big5

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>pre market

>> No.23368063

>>23368030
3somes have been debunked

>> No.23368074

>>23368017
alright im sure this is old and that you are in fact gay, but im pissing myself rn

>> No.23368077

>>23368051
You know you can encrypt you files for free right? Encryption is just math.

>> No.23368084

>>23368051
NET apparently

>> No.23368086

>>23367934
All in on oil around January-March, I still think it declines until then. But if we start seeing an upward trend that lasts longer than a week or two, it’s time to go all in on oil

>> No.23368088

>>23367934
I am only invested in russian oil stocks, try fucking competing with Saudis and Russians in this sector, western oil companies can´t compete with these prices

>> No.23368092

>>23368050
https://www.pv-magazine.com/2020/10/05/floating-pv-paired-with-hydroelectric-dams-to-cover-peak-load/

>>23368077
the average person isn't going to know how to do any of that shit

>> No.23368099

>>23366859
i shilled it at $9.5, even did dd on this one, but no one listened, because at the time the flavour was bagholding tankers. The best stocks never get shilled here, gme is the first 'success' story here and even that shit show has been shilled here and other places for years.

>> No.23368101

>>23368092

Is it going to fuckin 60 or not faggot

>> No.23368102

>HTZ premarket
guess it's not squeezing after all

>> No.23368103

>>23368092
your average person is a retard yes
VPNs, HDD encryption software, etc.
I think will be slow gainers

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Did you guys know that Brazilian Nut allergies are sexually transmitted? I just thought I'd let you guys know.

>> No.23368117

>>23366859
>UP OVER 50% IN A MONTH
boring

learn what opportunity cost is you retard, even bed bath beyond was up +150% in a month

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>>23368000
Imagine the smell

>> No.23368129

>>23368115
>eating nigger toes
not even once

>> No.23368130

>>23368000
Checked and why does this give me an instant boner? She looks so happy too. Wtf.

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>>23368099
GME took off here because of the coomer meme, np fellas

>> No.23368136

>>23367934
except in economic turmoil it is the tptb to keep the sludge's price down for extra stimulus, also xom hasnt that much of a correlation with the price of oil, there are better options out there

>> No.23368140

The heck happened to IVW

>> No.23368146

>>23368032
I think it'll be climbing all day, like NIO last week. Sure we've missed the big pump but there are still gains to be had.

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>>23368099
>at the time the flavour was bagholding tankers
i wonder what happened to those retards

>> No.23368151

>>23368092
The average person isn't going to give a fuck either. They upload their shit to Google Drive and it gets encrypted but they don't know and don't care really.

>> No.23368155

>>23368084
damn am i too late? fuck wtf.. how much do you think a company like that would be worth? i mean more and more publicly traded companies will be using more services like that i'd assume

>> No.23368157

>>23368050

>Fission chads rise up.
Yeah you're right though the literal paganism at the heart of the environmentalist movement will never allow it, and not cool alfather paganism but the gay celtic tree worship kind.

>alt energy
never. musk was the best hope they had and he's become a full blown bloatmaxxed chonkasaurus and weed addict from the stress of not being able to bring about the propheside future

literally all battery day was was him saying the smartest scientist in the world have basically run out of room and are now cutting the weight of their cars

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>>23368140

>> No.23368164
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>>23368134
This. Learn to market your shills better.

>> No.23368171

>>23368117
>learn what opportunity cost is you retard, even bed bath beyond was up +150% in a month
yeah, but most people here just buy cruises/oil/airlines/tops on memes all day and complain why their folios are growing by single digits, imagine a folio that contained bbby, nls, ftch, shop, spot, gnrc, etc?

>> No.23368179

>>23368151
they will when their kids start getting their home network hacked or some shit becuase kids are all online doing schooling and shit now.. people will start to care about privacy more now that they can't meet up somewhere for secret conversations..

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>>23368092
>solar panels on water
I mean its a smart use of space I give you that but that cord in the water reminds me of pic related

>> No.23368186

>>23367425
What's wrong with China?

>> No.23368193

>>23368101
yeah.. seems some big money is controlling it and wants retail out.. watch the premiums..

>> No.23368200

>>23368164

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7COUrkdUuuA

here kitty kitty kitty

get out of the stock kitty kitty kitty

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Become a BIGboy today bros. Q3 is going to beat estimates BIG time and Q4 is going to be absolutely YUGE!

>> No.23368206

>>23367412
Corsair also owns an RGB LED plant. They're making money off everyone else in the industry.

>> No.23368210

>>23367934
Oil is a trash investment for the next couple years. Go with companies that dont have a lot of debt and high cash flow. XOM has some debt, CVX is ok, COP is good. Maybe some of the smaller ones.

>> No.23368217

>>23368185
That can't be safe.

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>TSLA

>> No.23368222

>>23368171
>most people here just buy cruises/oil/airlines/tops on memes all day
what are u talking about

people shit on the bagholders all the time

>> No.23368223

>>23368185
lol yeah.. but like... it makes sense.. thought of building some reservoirs in desert and building little town to see how it does

>> No.23368225

>>23368186
What's right with China?

>> No.23368227

>>23367514
Unironically this. Also, most Chinese tycoons are also members of the military or politicians or are their family members. Basically China is 1880s-1920s America without the dumbass progressives.

>> No.23368228

>>23368050
>Ever heard of nuclear?
Nuclear can generate carbon based polymers and lubricants for petrochemical use in plastics? No it cant. Although nuclear is good anyway for electricity generation.

>> No.23368232

>>23368150
some of them have er this week btw

>> No.23368237

>>23368186
They are muh commies

>> No.23368238

>>23368051
Nancy Pelosi bought into Crowdstrike. I haven't looked into it much, but I'd expect government gibs.

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23368240

Is this playlist bullish for AMD??

>> No.23368242

>>23368210
only thing to invest in right now is... tech, medical, and fast food.. oh and video games and crypto

>> No.23368245

>>23367482
Your obstacle isn't knowledge. It's manpower.

>> No.23368248

>>23366816
STOP CRABBING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23368250

>>23368206
Is this confirmed?

>> No.23368257

>>23368222
>what are u talking about
>people shit on the bagholders all the time
you answered your own question

>> No.23368267

>>23368228
Nuclear is the only alternative effective way to produce Electricity excluding massive dams.
Modern plants are clean, safe, and produce no real waste.
I’ll never take the green movement seriously because they’d rather ignore it.

>> No.23368279

>>23368039
me too lads...

>> No.23368293

>>23368267
>nuclear
the only problem tho is that those fuckers take a long time to build and cost a motherfuckin boat load, also not sure if any of them are that profitable

>> No.23368294

Test

>> No.23368295

>>23368257
there are newfags who come here thinking that shit like AMC will make them rich

you'd be a fool to think retards here are actually shilling oil and airliners

>> No.23368296

>>23368238

crowdstrike has an actually workable, usable and functional product as opposed to Palantir's minority report world of tmrw AI meme.

so basically its shit and you should buy palantir because in this market we only buy snake oil.

>> No.23368302

>>23368179
If they gave a fuck about it at all they wouldn't be using Facebook.
Not only that, even if they did care any encryption software which you have to pay for will be literally be facing competitors cutting prices because encryption is free and easy to implement. Even the connection to this website is encrypted.
You are basically betting people will a) start to care about encryption and b) get scammed into buying overpriced software regardless.

>> No.23368305

>>23366826
>>23367796
Fuck I sold at $19.75.

>> No.23368314

Good morning bros. Is it normal for the first year in a career to not take any holidays or days off? Everyones saying not to use any of my pto for thanksgiving christmas etc but to wait for next year?... seems pretty fucking gay and retarded

>> No.23368325

What’s wrong with GME I figured 15$ by end of the month

>> No.23368327

>>23368295
>actually shilling
geez, then i wonder why every 'rate my folio' pick contains a airline/oiler and meme with a negative carry

>> No.23368329

>>23368293
Green energy isn’t profitable at all, but if you are going to do it, you gotta do it right.

>> No.23368331

>>23368314
we told the org to use it or lose it. if everyone saves up all of their PTO next year then it's going to cause some disruption

>> No.23368334

>>23368314
Don’t let “culture” bully you into not using your benefits. Do whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.23368335

>>23368238
idk man.. could that mean government having access to your shit?.. kinda liking NET better..

>> No.23368336

>>23368314

Worked all holidays for 6 years straight. Fuck that take time off.

>> No.23368346

TESLA EARNINGS THE FIRM EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE

>> No.23368349

>>23368228
We were talking about energy sources though.

>>23368293
France basically runs on nuclear and if I'm not mistaken they usually even have overproduction which they sell to other countries.

>> No.23368352

MAKE A NEW THREAD KNEEPAD!

>> No.23368354

>>23368302
it's differen't when it comes to business and required to be used by your work or school when exchanging data..

>> No.23368356

>>23367205
I have had it for a while now, looks like I might enjoy a short jump.

>> No.23368357

>>23368327
because you're cherry picking
what about the retards with 100% GME portfolio??

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>>23368314
>"Test"
Go back newfag. Theres no room for you here.

>> No.23368379

Oh gooood im gonnnaaaa WAAAAAGGGEEE

>> No.23368388

>>23368371
>>23368371
>>23368371
New
>>23368371
>>23368371
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>>23368379
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23368404

>>23368185
>Power cable in water
>Americans really are this stupid

Wew

>> No.23368405

Why was the new /smg/ thread deleted? Just woke up. what’s going on here?

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>>23368228
Fungus does a better job at that and is biodegradable.

>> No.23368416

>>23368368
Actual r/retard projecting. Ive been here for 7 years you dumbass porch monkey

>> No.23368418

>>23368354
Those do care and they are smart enoguh not to fall for an obvious scam to begin with.

>> No.23368425

>son it’s time to choose where to invest in
>do you want solid companies with steady earnings
>OR a bankrupt company and one that is in steady decline for years and on a dead cat bounce right now?
Guess who

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>>23368225
It's on the right hand side of almost every world map I've seen, breh.

>> No.23368429

>>23367979
coom

>> No.23368476

>>23367934
>>23367954
>>23367959
>>23368050
>>23368086
>>23368088
>>23368136
>>23368210
Even when you factor out energy and transportation, manufacturing is where like 30% of oil goes, and there will probably never be a renewable replacement for that.

>> No.23368514

>>23367178
based and niggerpilled

>> No.23368545

>>23368426
fug, ya got me

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>>23368302
Literally why would Citi buy professional encryption services for their end to end connections for employees? Their employees will all be smart enough to just art it up on their own! The boomer mid manager who doesn't even know how to use a pivot table will just follow the steps by step instructions instead of throwing the confidential PDF onto Imgur! Why would anyone pay money for it???

>> No.23368570

>>23367922
No injuries... well, one death.

>> No.23368628

>>23368000
>>23368130
>>23368039
>>23368053
>>23368279
And here I thought 4chan permanently gave me erectile dysfunction due to destroying my dopamine receptors.

>> No.23368633

Lazy fucking niggers make a new thread

>> No.23368662

>>23368563
Are you retarded? That has nothing to do with what I was talking about. Encryption per se is free. Coding and having one guy making sure everything is set properly is not. These are very different things.
It's like confusing the air with making air propulsion systems.

>> No.23368665

>>23368633
Should we tell him, lads?

>> No.23368667

>>23368633
>>23368388

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>>23366816
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>> No.23369102

>>23367268
>Diamond hands hold heavy bags
>gets shaken out in minutes

>> No.23369719

>>23368039
>>23368053
>>23368130
weird it instantly killed my boner. Probably because she's enjoying it too much.