/biz/ - Business & Finance

fuck you, this is slander. He is the ultimate chad and /bizness man. You neets are just jelly of this alpha, little sore losers jacking off to hentai in your mama's basement while this leader fucks model bitches every night.

>>23366403
Hes a ugly armenian that fucks roasties, nothing to envy.

>work in cannabis industry in california
>this clown showed up with ignite cannabis
>gave none of his vendors the time of day
>he got laughed out of every market
>even customers destroyed him on review sites
lol

your business can go bankrupt without crushing the owner. look at trump.

>>23366360
It was obvious he is some kind a scammer after i watched him play poker. He's the biggest aggro fish you could imagine. No way that nigger made any money playing poker let alone 50 million in a year like he claims.

>>23366403
> little alpha

>>23366360
Wasn't he the guy that used women as furniture?

Because that doesn't scream insecurity.

>>23366435
Cringe. What are you a cuck?

"oMg hE deMeAnd a WimMiN"
Get a grip you wk cuck

>roids and viagra are bad mmmkay
>scamming fags is bad mmmmkay
Biz seems to get Rly big virtues all of a sudden when they're talking about someone that mogs them

>>23366464
Has nothing to do with the women.

That whole stunt was literally:
"Hey internet! I fuck!"

>>23366360
lmao, what a faggot
>>23366403
cope

>>23366360
This lil nigga has already won, even if he gets locked up in a basement and being daily tortured. The amount of 10/10 chicks he have banged would make the majority of the male population envious of his life.
There is value in beauty, you can enjoy beauty for the sake of beauty alone.

>>23366416
>nothing to envy.
look at this chick, are you not the slightest envious that Dan get to fuck her tits, mouth and pussy?

>>23366543
That pic is atleast 10 years old, I wonder how she looks now.

>>23366360
I didn't know pjw posts on here too.

>>23366483
spotted the shady roidfag with a limp dick

>>23366403
Hi Dan

>>23366514
I'd rather do yoga at sunrise than fuck some std infested silicone slot

>>23366514
He never had a 10/10 bitch, only roasties.

>>23366717
you are an embarrassment to all males, even the black ones.

>>23366360
Ohhh nooooo that suuuccckksss. I always felt sorry for the guy it was clear he had some sort of pathos driving him to live this clearly fake lifestyle.

The notion that surrounding yourself with beautiful women automatically implies you’re fucking them is absurd. Attractive women are competitive, catty, and have infinite options for companionship and sex. If you think this guy was banging all these Instagram models, then you don’t understand women and how they think. If word got around that he was trying to fuck any and all of them, they would get creeped out and leave, or would get hyper-competitive and bitchy with one another, cockblock Dan, and then leave. I’m sure this guy was getting a lot of action anyway, but to think he’s having threesomes with 10/10’s daily is absurd.

>>23366514
Do you have any idea how retarded you sound? The guy was driven entirely by his ego, and people like that are miserable inside. His entire persona was carefully crafted and designed to garner as much envy and attention from other people as possible. Nothing he did in life was for himself, everything he did was just to impress other people, and he even failed at that as most people think he's a giant douche.

>>23366543
Kek and you don't think that on the basis of everything else in his life being a lie that he lies about the girls he's fucked too?

>>23366838
The guy has a boat, if you can't trust men with boats, then the world has truly gone mad.

>>23366403
>50% of his Insta followers were Indian

>>23366853
Kek you mean ignite unknowingly paid for the rental of a boat because Dan was defrauding them

>>23366747
I've fucked more whores than you have. After a while you see them for what they are

Dan is probably gay. Noway should a healthy man overcompensate this hard

>>23366483
>5 foot 7
>mogging anyone

>>23366815
the absolute state of your poorfag cope

Armenia extradites to US

>fuck you, this is slander. He is the ultimate chad and /bizness man. You neets are just jelly of this alpha, little sore losers jacking off to hentai in your mama's basement while this leader fucks model bitches every night.

>>23367377
>Armenia extradites to US
lmao

>>23367377
Based. Dan WILL be riding Tyrones BBC before 2021 is out.

>>23366360
>Mismanagement of a public company is business related, dumb tranny janny. All those gender reassignment hormones and SSRIs must be affecting your cognition

base as fuck

>>23366543
yeah, he banged her after she hit the wall
post the pic of her fat in a bed after a suicide attempt

>>23366433
His dad was a fraudster never found his money, where all the money came from.

>>23366483
Don't mix up virtues with laughing at someone's downfall. But go suck his dick some more, it's obviously what you want to do.

>>23366403
are you indian or just baiting?

>>23366862
>were

>embezzling Jew's funds
Based
>Managed to flee law enforcement.
Based
>roids
Based
>viagra
Based
>Instagram paid traffic and bot followers,
Based
>escorts
Based
>stolen valor, LARPing as ex operator
Cringe and easily disproven pilled.
>poker LARP
Based
>chinlet, but fucks
Based
>manlet, but fucks
Based

Take notes /biz/.

Like father like son.

>>23366360
Mfw he gets conscripted

>>23368439
>easily disproven

He didn't even pass the first week of BUDS yet he claims all the time he's an ex navy SEAL. He has massively pissed actual SEALs and other service personnel off with his stolen valor bullshit and other lies. It's not remotely based

Also he asked a policeman for his gun during the Vegas shooting so he could LARP as an operator, got told to fuck off kek. There's even a video of it

>What's pic related then you might ask?
It's from the set of a film called Lone Survivor, where Dan PAID over 1 million dollars (probably of Ignites money again) to feature in the film and have some dialogue. The directors then cut Dan completely from the film and he was so buttblasted he SUED the studio for his money back. TOPKEK

who gives a f
build your own wealth, you waste time

>>23369841
Oh god I forgot about that vid of him asking for the cop's gun

>>23369312
Yep
>>23369841

>>23366360
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

FUCK THAT LITTLE KIKE POSEUR.

https://youtu.be/teJNnSkdfHc

4:40

>>23366360
>chinlet
>manlet
Some of the more serious offences, Interpol investigating these as we speak

>>23367294
The absolute state of your bait game.

>>23366360
Imagine thinking this much about another man's life, absolutely pathetic

Take your meds

>>23366433
He's basically admitted to being a trust fund fag before, but he flips and flops on the subject depending on how insecure he's feeling on a given day. It's pretty obvious he's never made a single dime of his own money.

>>23370917
You're going to jail, Dan. Don't forget to shave that hairy bussy.

>>23370336
kek what a fucking autist

Literally who?

>>23370945
Dan's a turbo chad. Would give my sould to trade places with the guy for a day

>>23371068
>turbo
>chad
>5'7''
>chinlet

Does. Not. Compute

>>23371178
Haha baited the simps

Is this the chad meme guy I see a lot? That guy actually has some biz shit?

>>23366360
I only had to watch him play poker for 2 minutes to realize he had no idea what he was doing and had never been in a game with good players in his life. 2 minutes to realize his whole life was a lie.

If you fell for his charade, you're probably as dumb as he is.

>scammed some retards
>banged hoes with daddy issues
>spent money on drugs and all the good things you can buy with money

This guy lived the biz dream

guise I went all in on ignite a few months ago. am I fucked?

I always asked myself why he hyped his wealth and lifestyle so much. There was a suspicion of him being a fraud.

What's the short version of why this manlet is going to jail or fleeing to Armenia?
Plz share with a eurobro

>>23366403
Hi Dan, you trannie fuck...

My oneitits used to stay at his house.

>>23366416
He's a jew

>>23366435
What's a yikes behaviour from you.
grow up cuck

>>23371416
Dan is king of the simps

>>23372376
Started a scam company and used investors money to pay for his lifestyle. Spent 50 million of investors money in a couple years. Now it's come crashing down and he is going to jail for fraud

>>23372326
Also has to do with his relationship with his dad I think. He barely talking to his son before the day before he was going away to prison.

>>23366424
>>work in cannabis industry in california
stopped reading there

>>23370336
Holy fucking shit that is so goddamn cringe I almost died. They really shut his ass down “get the fuck away from me” they told him hahahahhaa

>>23366360
And I remember when myself and other anons were called jealous loser idiots for saying that bilz is a fraud living a lame fake lifestyle.

>>23372376
>was in the military
>discharged bc he kept getting dumb injuries
>inherrited a bunch of wealth
>pretends like hes a pro poker player, doesnt even play well
>pretends he made millions that way
>paid IG thots to do dumb shit for IG pics
>pretended to be millionaire playboy
>turns his dumb ig thot pics into a """brand""
>starts stupid ignite company
>comingles money from investors into more thot pics and playboy larping
>company goes under, his fraud is exposed, he runs away

>>23375365
you forgot
>multiple heart attacks from taking roids
>shit physique anyways

>>23375421
i thought it was roids + coke + viagra that cuased those

>>23375452
same difference.

>>23366936
I think he is as well. Viagra+changing girlfriends constantly so they don't realize it.
However a bankrupt DB will still have a better life than 90% of people on this planet.

>>23370336
"I don't care who you are"

>>23375575
I actually don't believe that. This guy's lifestyle is pure consumerism and if his personal wealth is nearly as destroyed as his company, he's finished. It's not like he's a disgraced Jew that spent a lifetime building (((connections))) so he can just hop into some appointment on an advisory board and collect 6 figures while reminiscing about his "glory days"

>>23366360
His instagram pic is that satanic goat.

>>23372115
>This guy lived the biz dream
Right. It's like people here can't see that Dan is the logical extension of their fantasy and...it doesn't end well

Should seriously be a time to self reflect and take our mental illnesses seriously

>>23375853
He lives rent free in a lot of other manlet's heads.

My former CEO idolized him (dude was also sketch chinese new money, with a clear do-nothing chinese trophy wife)

His company is called ignite because all it did was light his money on fire.

>>23375575
>DB will still have a better life than 90% of people on this planet
Pathetic consoomer detected. He'll have no kids and leave no trace; a pitiful genetic failure.

>>23366862
Hi
>>23366360
>Mismanagement of a public company is business related, dumb tranny janny. All those gender reassignment hormones and SSRIs must be affecting your cognition
Dangerously based.

How do you blow 50 million in 2 years?

>>23375365
He didn't get discharged for injury on his second attempt (made it to graduation btw) he got discharged because they didnt like his attitude

>>23377947
I mean the only way you don't see dan as based is if youre cringe yourself.
>using rich peoples money
>based
>getting discharged for clowning the military stiffs
>based
>living like a rich neet
>based
I could go on

>>23377875
The dude spent like 70k of investor money on a bed frame. He's a red blooded consumer.

A lot of employees have come forward and said that Dan would throw out potential investors and customers from the parties because he wanted to be one of the only guys there. He's extremely insecure and now he's about to be poor. This is highly enjoyable.

>>23378018
Eh, he will probably just kill himself.

>>23378032
Hope he streams it.

>>23366360
>I'm sure Tyrone will enjoy pounding this 5'7" manlet's boipucci every night.

What is it with fags like you and all across the internet engaging in this fantasy? It's fucking gay you closeted homo

>>23378075
Me too fren. Fuck this retarded jewish nigger. He had it made from the beginning and fucking blew it.

>>23378018
>he's about to be poor
What part of
>other people's money
Don't you get?

>>23378111
Fuck off dan, do the world a favor and just kys already.

>>23378175
Kek between seething about Bilzerian and dreaming about nigs raping anything, you are mentally fucked up boy

>>23366403
Just wanted to congratulate you on a nice troll ,frendo

>>23378296
You're going to get raped to death by a pack of niggers!

dude does this for a living
girls make 70k monthly on onlyfans
biz watches anime jerking off to fantasy girls
biz can hate all day but he's living a chad life

>>23377968
>lying about being a trust fund kid
>making up a cringe cover story about being a pro poker player
>entire life is motivated by insecurity and petty flexing
>will never procreate; genetic dead end
>dishonesty and fakeness runs in the family
>fornicates with silicone roasties for male approval
I'd honestly just rope if I were him.

>>23371068
>smonking weed out of some dumb fuck ornate pipe
>Chad

The modern man is as much of a wreck as the modern woman

>>23366360
Just a reminder that this idiot somehow managed to fuck up selling weed. Something that highschool students can manage to make profitable

>>23378164
he could have turned other people's money into his own money, but he didn't, and now he has no money. what else is there to get

>>23378627
All he had to do was grow weed and then fucking sell it. As I said before, there's literally 14 year old kids in highschools that are able to take the same business model and make it more profitable than Dan Scamzerian

>>23366360
>Has to flee to armenia
>No thotery in armenia
>not so much alcoholism
>Weed is ilegal.

Yeo, he will neck himself. Hope he post it in IG

>>23378474
>listening to the vapid chatter of a bunch of dumb bimbos every day

The only people who admire this dude or are jealous of this shit are people who don't spend any time with groups of women. After you've coomed these bitches become insufferable.

>>23376088
That's really funny. Imagine being jealous of this guy at this point, yeesh. That CEO have a lot of "big" parties?

>>23378164
>OPM
He's doing it wrong anon

>>23375324
While he's a fraud, he still managed to temporarily live a lifestyle that you could only dream of. Keep coping.

>>23379188
Link?

Same chad energy.

>>23379263
Didn't he have a heart attack and no one bothered to help him?

>>23379263
>My idol will neck himself in two weeks
>He was a failure in everything he did
>At least the had an IG similar to what the jews tell me is worth it.

Simp cope will simp.

>>23379278
Yeah so? No one would help you either.

>>23379305
I guess you win in life then. Have fun in your basement.

>>23379317
That's simply not true, plenty of the people I spend time around would.

>>23379480
And you know this how?

>>23379537
Because I'm not paying them to be around me so I don't have to second guess that kind of shit.